1 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:05,504 [ Uptempo music playing ] 2 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:10,575 Murderer! There's a murderer right there. 3 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:13,612 Freeze, murderer. Oh, that's just Garcia. 4 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:14,713 But he's a murderer. 5 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:17,249 He has "murder" tattooed on his face. 6 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:20,118 Oh, he's no murderer. In fact, he's my buddy. 7 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:22,187 Right, Garcia? 8 00:00:22,222 --> 00:00:23,688 What's up dude? 9 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:26,525 Yeah. -I got to go, Sheriff. 10 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,460 All right. I'll see you at lunch later. 11 00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:32,297 Hmm, looks like Garcia is a... 12 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:33,565 -Rat! -Huh? 13 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,101 Get it off of me. Get it off of me. 14 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:38,136 Ow! 15 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:39,571 Have a good day, now. 16 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:42,374 ♪ Pickles ♪ 17 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:44,276 ♪ Good Boy ♪ 18 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:46,378 ♪ He's dog ♪ 19 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:48,346 ♪ People's best friend ♪ 20 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:49,614 ♪ Die ♪ 21 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:51,583 ♪ Pickles ♪ 22 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:54,219 Mr. Pickles. 23 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:55,387 ♪ Here he comes ♪ 24 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:57,556 There you are. 25 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,124 Good boy. 26 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:08,567 Hmm. The school got a new flag. 27 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:11,536 Um, what is school? 28 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:12,804 Uh-oh. 29 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:15,407 The school year started 6 months ago. 30 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:18,243 Why hasn't Tommy been in school this whole time? 31 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:19,644 Who are you again? 32 00:01:19,679 --> 00:01:24,416 I'm Principal Garcia, and this is my schoooool! 33 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,718 Uh, we just had a lot going on. 34 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,820 Bye, Tommy. 35 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:30,355 Come on, Mr. Pickles. 36 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:34,292 Unh-unh-unh. No dogs allowed. 37 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:39,898 Dinosaurs lived either or 4,000 or 65 million years ago. 38 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,434 Both theories are equally valid. 39 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:45,437 Children! This is Tommy. He doesn't know anybody, so... 40 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:48,173 I know those bullies. Hi, bullies! 41 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:50,308 -Shut up, Pumpkin Head. -Yeah Pumpkin. 42 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:54,479 Knock it off. And remember, tonight is the 1st grade dance. 43 00:01:54,514 --> 00:02:00,385 So, find that special someone, or live a life of despair. 44 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:02,821 Oh! That's Suzie, the girl I like. 45 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:05,357 I'll go to the dance with Suzie. 46 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:08,527 Tommy? I'll decide who I dance with. 47 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,862 You've got a lot to learn, Tommy -- 48 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:14,633 like how dinosaurs did exist and didn't. 49 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:15,901 Both theories are equally valid. 50 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:18,303 She'll never go to the dance with you, Tommy. 51 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:20,639 -Why not? -'Cause you're a nobody. 52 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:21,840 Huh? 53 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,241 [ School bell rings ] 54 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:25,844 See, you're a nobody, like us... -Hi. 55 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:28,213 ...the bottom of the social pyramid. 56 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:31,650 -Oh. -Suzie's a regular kid, right in the middle. 57 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:34,953 She'll never dance with you 'cause you're not at her level. 58 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,721 How do I become regular? 59 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:40,892 You'd have to work your way up from a nobody to a freak... 60 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:42,394 Ha-ha. Look at those nobodies. 61 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:44,429 Move, freaks, this is nerd turf. 62 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:48,667 Nerds to goths. Headbangers. -We're better than goths. 63 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:54,673 Headbangers to class clowns, to bullies, to magicians, to... 64 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,508 Who are they? 65 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,577 The cool kids. 66 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,378 They're the top of the social pyramid. 67 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:03,582 To get to their level, you have to go through the jocks, 68 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,517 the preps, the robots... 69 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:08,220 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna ask Suzie to dance again. 70 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:12,824 -You can't. You're a nobody. -Suzie, hey. It's me again. 71 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,226 [ Laughs ] 72 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:16,895 Tommy, what are you, a bully? 73 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:21,433 Yeah, that was awesome. I now pronounce you "bully." 74 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:23,668 Watch out -- bullies. 75 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:27,539 ♪♪ 76 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,309 Well looky, looky here. 77 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:32,877 Nice office, Garcia. 78 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:34,379 What are you guys doing here? 79 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:36,715 I told you, I'm done with the gang. 80 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,550 You got too much dirt on us... 81 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,452 Both: Yeah! 82 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:41,686 ...and we know you're buddy-buddy with the sheriff now. 83 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,455 -Yeah! -What? 84 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,590 Sheriff just comes by school for lunch every day. That's all. 85 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:48,560 Well, as an insurance that you don't rat us out, 86 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:51,396 we need you to whack-a the sheriff. 87 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:52,897 -Yeah. -What? I can't do that. 88 00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:56,034 But you still have "murder" tattooed on your face. 89 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,737 I've changed. Now, if you'll excuse me, 90 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:00,905 I have a dance to prepare for. 91 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:03,742 -Huh? -Dance? Who cares about a dance? 92 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,777 It was 1st grade. 93 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:08,413 The girl I wanted to dance with left me, 94 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:10,915 so I turned to a life of violence. 95 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:15,053 But I have left that life for the children. 96 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,788 Then whack-a the sheriff, 97 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:19,658 or we'll listen to all your dance music. 98 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,660 -No! -Pop all your balloons. 99 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,762 -No! -And drink all your punch. 100 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:28,466 No! Those are for the children! 101 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:32,737 Now, children, there are all kinds of art. 102 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,340 Whee! 103 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:38,943 Come on, Tommy, let's pee on this goth's art project. 104 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:42,480 Yeah, pull out mine, and I'll pull out Tommy's. 105 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:45,784 -No! -Tommy! I can't believe you bullies. 106 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,753 Even this is art. 107 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,522 [ Imitates horse ] 108 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:54,492 Suzie, will you please dance with me? 109 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:55,927 [ Bullies laugh ] 110 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,696 Suzie: Tommy! 111 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:00,965 You might be a bully, Tommy, but even this is art. 112 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,668 Suzie, wait. I'm not a bully. 113 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:05,470 My science project. 114 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,808 Cool. 115 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:12,877 Come on, Tommy, cool kids to the front. 116 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:14,512 But I'm not cool. 117 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:18,650 -Whoa, Tommy, you look cool. -Who wants Salisbury steaks? 118 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,485 -Me, me. -Sheriff... 119 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,420 Oh, sorry. Cool kids first. 120 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:23,955 -Sheriff. -Yeah, what's up, dude? 121 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,523 I need your help. 122 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:27,659 Some guys from my past want me to kill you. 123 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:29,060 Sorry, off duty, lunch break. 124 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:31,029 -Here you go. -Oh, boy. 125 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:34,032 Mama always me a sculpture of Salisbusy steaks 126 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,867 in the shape of my own head 127 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:39,604 'cause Mama says I'm so yummy. 128 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:41,506 Oh, yes, I am. 129 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:50,815 So, how's it feel to sit at the cool table? 130 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,684 [ Indistinct chatter ] 131 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:55,920 This is nerd turf. Dorks sit over there. 132 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:59,557 What would be cool is if Suzie would dance with me. 133 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:01,760 Cool kids don't dance with regular kids. 134 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,562 They're beneath us. -Maybe Tommy's right. 135 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:07,732 -What? -I've already danced with the coolest girls. 136 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:10,535 I'll pronounce Suzie cool and dance with her. 137 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:11,736 No! 138 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,772 Hey, regular kid. -What? 139 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,039 Will you dance with -- 140 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:18,042 Hey! I wanted to dance with Suzie. 141 00:06:18,077 --> 00:06:21,613 This calls for a Salisbury Steak Challenge. 142 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:24,883 -A what? -A Salisbury Steak Challenge. 143 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:27,719 It's a tradition here at Old Town Elementary. 144 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:30,622 Whoever sticks the most Salisbury steaks 145 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:34,459 to his face wins and gets to dance with Suzie. 146 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:35,960 But be careful. 147 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:38,663 Many years ago, a girl named Matilda 148 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:40,799 was in a Salisbury Steak Challenge. 149 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:43,635 It gave her a zit that kept on growing. 150 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:46,604 It was so gross that she went into hiding. 151 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:50,675 And was never seen again. 152 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,010 Now, kids, clean up your trays. 153 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,745 Come on. Move it. Move it. Move it. 154 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,146 Now, I did what you asked. 155 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,048 The sheriff is dead. 156 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,450 Damn. 157 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:00,452 You messed him up real bad. 158 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:04,222 -He's barely recognizable. -Now, we're done here. 159 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,657 See yourself out. 160 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:07,792 I have a dance to prepare for. 161 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:10,929 Okay, bye. Hey, where's Johnny? 162 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,832 Garcia must have killed him when we weren't looking. 163 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,166 No, no. I trust him. 164 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:17,502 After all, he did whack-a the sheriff. 165 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:20,004 I knew I smelled more Salisbury steaks. 166 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:23,475 They're having a Salisbury Steak Challenge right now. 167 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:24,943 Yay! 168 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,611 Both: Hmm. 169 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:29,147 And... 170 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,715 Salisburys down. 171 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:33,818 Tommy wins the Salisbury Steak Challenge. 172 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:35,787 [ Cheering ] 173 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:38,256 Suzie, now will you dance with me? 174 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,624 -No. -Huh? 175 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,493 I'm not some trophy to be won 176 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:44,028 by sticking Salisbury steaks to your face. 177 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:48,533 I don't care how cool you are -- and you're really cool. 178 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:52,637 But I would be a nobody again just to dance with you. 179 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:53,972 Really? 180 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,139 Now, I'll go to the dance with you. 181 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:57,809 -Everybody, look. -Huh? 182 00:07:57,844 --> 00:08:00,011 -Tommy, how could you? -What? 183 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,780 Don't worry, Suzie. It's cool. 184 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,082 Ew, Tommy. 185 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:07,018 That's something I would never do. 186 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:09,053 This is for pushing me into the trash. 187 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:13,525 What? No. Let me out. 188 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:16,895 Hello? Hello? 189 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,130 Is somebody there? 190 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,532 [ Screams ] 191 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,901 Oh, it was just a cat. 192 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,302 [ Screams ] 193 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,204 What are you? 194 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,673 It was 1st grade. 195 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,675 I was in a Salisbury Steak Challenge 196 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:33,545 over a boy named Toby I wanted to dance with, 197 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,847 but I got a zit on my face... 198 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:38,550 That kept growing? You're Matilda. 199 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:42,020 I've lived down here in shame ever since. 200 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:44,155 Nobody would dance with me. 201 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,157 I'm gross. 202 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,259 I would dance with you. 203 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:51,029 Really? 204 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,897 Okay, I'm ready. 205 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,566 Ew. 206 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:58,202 Now, the perfect selfie will make your followers jealous, 207 00:08:58,237 --> 00:09:01,806 but also conceal the emptiness inside you. 208 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:05,076 Garcia: All 1st graders, head to to the 1st grade dance. 209 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,711 [ Cheering ] 210 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:09,647 Now, when we find Garcia, I want you to whack him. 211 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:11,783 Whacky whack whack, okay? -Yoink. 212 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:14,719 Hey! What you do that for, huh? 213 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:16,988 Huh. 214 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:20,291 Hey, where did you go, huh? 215 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:21,893 Damn. 216 00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:23,995 ♪ Welcome to the 1st grade dance ♪ 217 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:25,964 ♪ It's your boy, Sheriff I'm your chaperone ♪ 218 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,665 ♪ Hey, let's dance♪ 219 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:29,901 Let me see some dancing out there. 220 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:31,302 All: Whoa. 221 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:34,272 Look, Tommy's gonna dance with a giant zit. 222 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,840 [ Laughs ] 223 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:38,843 -She's a freak. -She's worse than a freak. 224 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:40,778 She's a monster. 225 00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:44,082 Crowd [chanting]: Monster. Monster. 226 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,283 [ Crying ] 227 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,052 Everybody, shut up! 228 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,621 Huh? 229 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:52,390 If there's one thing I've learned today, 230 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,293 it's that it's not right to judge people 231 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,161 just 'cause they're different. 232 00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:59,764 -Hey, what you doing? -They might be different... 233 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,165 Ah, ah, ah, ahh! 234 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,002 But it's what's on the inside that matters. 235 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,306 Oh, hey! 236 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,975 Matilda? 237 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:14,412 Matilda, where were you all these years? 238 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,047 Toby Garcia? 239 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,883 I wanted to dance with you, but I got a zit. 240 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:21,019 -Where's my group? -Are you a cool kid? 241 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,821 -No. Are you a nerd? -We all look the same. 242 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:26,024 Because we are all the same, 243 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:30,028 no matter if you got tattoos on your face or feet for hands. 244 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:35,733 We are one. Now, dance together. 245 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:40,138 ♪ Why can't we live together ♪ 246 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,440 ♪ In there's a world we share ♪ 247 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,443 ♪ The world we share ♪ 248 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,680 I'm having fun dancing with you, Suzie. 249 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:52,717 -You, too, Tommy. -Mr. Pickles can dance, too. 250 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:55,253 Hey, I told you, no dogs allowed. 251 00:10:56,422 --> 00:11:03,728 ♪ Understanding long time gone ♪ 252 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,129 ♪ Let's come together ♪ 253 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,698 ♪ Come together ♪ 254 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:09,167 ♪ It feels like we're... ♪ 255 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:13,238 -Hi, Will. -Hi, Dave.