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So, here's one for the ladies.
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Happy Valentine's!
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Happy Valentine's!
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Having a partner during
Valentine's Day is the best.
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Having a partner during
Valentine's Day is the best.
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I'm definitely an old romantic
when it comes to Valentine.
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I'm definitely an old romantic
when it comes to Valentine.
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I feel so lucky to
have found Fruitcake
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I feel so lucky to
have found Fruitcake
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and to finally marry her
after all these years.
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and to finally marry her
after all these years.
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And this is exactly what I want
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for our daters in
the First Dates restaurant.
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for our daters in
the First Dates restaurant.
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Merlin has prepared an incredible
Valentine's Day cocktail.
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Merlin has prepared an incredible
Valentine's Day cocktail.
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Well, we have a fuzzy feeling. Ooh!
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To give you that warm, fuzzy feeling
inside. Hence the butterflies.
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To give you that warm, fuzzy feeling
inside. Hence the butterflies.
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Yeah, hence the butterflies.
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My advice on Valentine's Day?
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Go for it. Flowers. Chocolate.
Kisses. Do it all.
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Go for it. Flowers. Chocolate.
Kisses. Do it all.
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Am I romantic at all?
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Am I romantic at all?
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Probably.
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How do you know I'm flirting?
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Cheeky comments, cheeky smile.
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Let's start this service.
All right, let's go.
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Let's start this service.
All right, let's go.
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Come on, let's go.
I'm so excited!
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Come on, let's go.
I'm so excited!
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Online dating is like a sweet shop.
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Everybody always thinks
there's a nicer sweet.
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Everybody always thinks
there's a nicer sweet.
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Looking to unwrap her love life
is 55-year-old Andrea.
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Looking to unwrap her love life
is 55-year-old Andrea.
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Looking to unwrap her love life
is 55-year-old Andrea.
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So I have, literally, tried...
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I'm not saying every sweet
in the sweet shop,
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I'm not saying every sweet
in the sweet shop,
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but I'm close to that.
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Everybody wants a life partner,
a best friend,
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Everybody wants a life partner,
a best friend,
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somebody to go on adventures with.
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So I would like a partner
to travel with.
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So I would like a partner
to travel with.
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I think now's the time.
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I think now's the time.
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I mean, if I can't do it, you've got
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I mean, if I can't do it, you've got
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to be able to pull something out of
the bag.
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to be able to pull something out of
the bag.
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Welcome. Thank you. Happy Valentine.
ANDREA LAUGHS
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Welcome. Thank you. Happy Valentine.
ANDREA LAUGHS
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You are bursting with colours.
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You are bursting with colours.
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Shall I take your coat?
Yeah, please.
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Shall I take your coat?
Yeah, please.
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So I've still got that glimmer
there is someone out there.
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So I've still got that glimmer
there is someone out there.
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So I've still got that glimmer
there is someone out there.
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But I have been looking for a needle
in a haystack
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But I have been looking for a needle
in a haystack
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and I think I'm a bit done with it.
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What are you looking for?
A male version of me.
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What are you looking for?
A male version of me.
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I want somebody who's
got a zest for life.
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I want somebody who's
got a zest for life.
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The life and soul of the party,
but then, he's got a kind heart.
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The life and soul of the party,
but then, he's got a kind heart.
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Empathetic. Right.
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So what would attract me first?
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I'd say the banter
more than anything.
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I'd say the banter
more than anything.
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I like a cheeky sense of humour.
I like quirky.
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I like a cheeky sense of humour.
I like quirky.
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I'd like someone who likes music.
I miss sort of the Girls Aloud era.
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I'd like someone who likes music.
I miss sort of the Girls Aloud era.
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I'd like someone who likes music.
I miss sort of the Girls Aloud era.
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This one is for a cover
from the Out Of Control album,
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This one is for a cover
from the Out Of Control album,
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as any Alouder will tell you.
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Biology.
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Biology.
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What Will The Neighbours Say?
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What Will The Neighbours Say?
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And finally,
I'm just a Love Machine.
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And finally,
I'm just a Love Machine.
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# I don't need no good advice... #
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# I don't need no good advice... #
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For Valentine's Day,
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Patrick is hoping
for Something Kinda Ooooh.
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Patrick is hoping
for Something Kinda Ooooh.
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INTERVIEWER:So what song
does sum up your love life?
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INTERVIEWER:So what song
does sum up your love life?
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Trying to think if there's
a song called Nonexistent.
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Trying to think if there's
a song called Nonexistent.
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HE LAUGHS
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How are you, Patrick? Not bad.
Pleased to meet you. Thank you.
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How are you, Patrick? Not bad.
Pleased to meet you. Thank you.
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Nice to meet you too. So where do
you come from, Patrick?
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I've come from Leeds.
No women in Leeds? There are,
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I've come from Leeds.
No women in Leeds? There are,
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just not the right one for me
apparently. Not the one for you.
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just not the right one for me
apparently. Not the one for you.
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So my friends and family,
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they'd probably describe me
as a bit of an idiot
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they'd probably describe me
as a bit of an idiot
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because I just live
life to the full
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because I just live
life to the full
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and I'm always up for a laugh.
I need somebody who can put up
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and I'm always up for a laugh.
I need somebody who can put up
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with my nonsense,
because I never stop.
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with my nonsense,
because I never stop.
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And I'd like somebody
who likes travel the way I do.
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And I'd like somebody
who likes travel the way I do.
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If they did not laugh
and they were deadly serious,
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If they did not laugh
and they were deadly serious,
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I don't think we'd get on.
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Hi.
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Hello. Pleased to meet you.
I'm Patrick. I'm Andrea. Andrea.
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Hello. Pleased to meet you.
I'm Patrick. I'm Andrea. Andrea.
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Pleased to meet you.
I think we've got matching glasses.
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Pleased to meet you.
I think we've got matching glasses.
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Have we? All right.
These are new, actually,
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Have we? All right.
These are new, actually,
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and I got them, exactly the same
pair that I had before.
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and I got them, exactly the same
pair that I had before.
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What would you like? Could I have
a pint of Guinness, please?
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What would you like? Could I have
a pint of Guinness, please?
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A pint of Guinness, a whole pint,
coming up. This is just a starter.
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A pint of Guinness, a whole pint,
coming up. This is just a starter.
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Are you nervous?
If I said I wasn't, I'd be lying.
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Are you nervous?
If I said I wasn't, I'd be lying.
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Are you? Yourself? No,
I'm excited. Excited?
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Are you? Yourself? No,
I'm excited. Excited?
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I'm like a kid, me. I've been
buzzing, like, can't wait.
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I'm like a kid, me. I've been
buzzing, like, can't wait.
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Well, I've been, I've been...I've
been I've been pacing the room.
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Well, I've been, I've been...I've
been I've been pacing the room.
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No! I've been all right.
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So where have you come down from?
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So where have you come down from?
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West Yorkshire. As have I. I've come
from Leeds. Interesting.
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West Yorkshire. As have I. I've come
from Leeds. Interesting.
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West Yorkshire. As have I. I've come
from Leeds. Interesting.
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But I do like to travel, so...
I love to travel.
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But I do like to travel, so...
I love to travel.
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That's my thing, yeah.
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Oh, we'll be talking about that,
then, travel. Yeah.
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Are you quite a Valentine's-y
person? I never used to be.
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Are you quite a Valentine's-y
person? I never used to be.
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Let the happiness out! I know.
I know. My God!
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Let the happiness out! I know.
I know. My God!
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I know we're celebrating love.
It's just... I just feel so happy.
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I know we're celebrating love.
It's just... I just feel so happy.
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All right, you party animals? Yeah.
Right. Let's go.
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Are you ready? Yes, we are.
Come on, let's go.
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Are you ready? Yes, we are.
Come on, let's go.
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I need to give you a hug.
Just because...
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I need to give you a hug.
Just because...
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Oh, my God. Just happy
Valentine's Day. I know!
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Oh, my God. Just happy
Valentine's Day. I know!
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My best Valentine's Day
was when I was about 21.
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My best Valentine's Day
was when I was about 21.
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My best Valentine's Day
was when I was about 21.
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He had bought me roses and took me
out for dinner.
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He had bought me roses and took me
out for dinner.
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He had bought me roses and took me
out for dinner.
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Yeah, it was lovely.
It was really sweet.
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Yeah, it was lovely.
It was really sweet.
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Well, I am going to be 50 this year,
so I'm ready for the next one.
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Well, I am going to be 50 this year,
so I'm ready for the next one.
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Well, I am going to be 50 this year,
so I'm ready for the next one.
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Well, I am going to be 50 this year,
so I'm ready for the next one.
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Looking to fully book his love life,
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Looking to fully book his love life,
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is hairdresser Daniel.
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is hairdresser Daniel.
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For years, I've been telling all my,
you know,
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like, my single clients
and friends, like,
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like, my single clients
and friends, like,
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"Get on the apps, go and do it."
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And I've been on the apps and, no.
No, I can't.
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And I've been on the apps and, no.
No, I can't.
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It's awful!
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INTERVIEWER:What don't you like
about the apps?
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The people that are liking you.
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I'm, like, "Oh, no, that's not
what I was thinking.
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I'm, like, "Oh, no, that's not
what I was thinking.
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"I was thinking more like
George Clooney, Brad Pitt vibes.
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"I was thinking more like
George Clooney, Brad Pitt vibes.
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"Not Norman, soon to be retired."
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"Not Norman, soon to be retired."
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God. I am here to find the love
of my life,
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God. I am here to find the love
of my life,
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God. I am here to find the love
of my life,
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and I think I need some help.
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Oh! It's hard out there.
It's very hard.
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Oh! It's hard out there.
It's very hard.
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It's a bit desert-y.
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How are you? Tres bien, merci. Nice
to see you. Nice to see you too.
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How are you? Tres bien, merci. Nice
to see you. Nice to see you too.
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How are you? Tres bien, merci. Nice
to see you. Nice to see you too.
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You all right? Yeah, really good.
Thank you.
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You all right? Yeah, really good.
Thank you.
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I know that person. You know him?
Not personally,
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I know that person. You know him?
Not personally,
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but that's the geezer
from Gogglebox.
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You think that's the guy
from Gogglebox? That's him.
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When you go on the apps,
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no-one ever says anything
about Gogglebox.
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no-one ever says anything
about Gogglebox.
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People recognise the poodles,
I tell you what,
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People recognise the poodles,
I tell you what,
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more than they recognise me, ever.
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What's happening in your life?
I need to find a date.
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What's happening in your life?
I need to find a date.
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No-one's slipping into my DMs.
Never?
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No-one's slipping into my DMs.
Never?
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And it's Valentine's, so if it
doesn't happen today,
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And it's Valentine's, so if it
doesn't happen today,
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it's never going to happen.
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I have been single for...
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I have been single for...
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..about ten months?
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In the summer, I did have a little
bit of a dating frenzy.
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In the summer, I did have a little
bit of a dating frenzy.
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I went on... I think, in one month,
about 17 dates.
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I went on... I think, in one month,
about 17 dates.
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INTERVIEWER:Why didn't any
of those 17 dates work out?
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INTERVIEWER:Why didn't any
of those 17 dates work out?
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I don't know why they didn't
work out. What's wrong with me?
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I don't know why they didn't
work out. What's wrong with me?
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There you go. Oh, lovely. Thank you.
A pleasure.
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There you go. Oh, lovely. Thank you.
A pleasure.
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What sort of person do you want
to meet today?
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Ooh, funny, kind. Kind. Always.
That's very important.
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Ooh, funny, kind. Kind. Always.
That's very important.
241
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Ooh, funny, kind. Kind. Always.
That's very important.
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I'm looking for someone fit,
healthy, with hair.
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I'm looking for someone fit,
healthy, with hair.
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Come on, bring out the gingers!
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Come on, bring out the gingers!
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Hello.
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I don't know what to say now.
HE LAUGHS
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I don't know what to say now.
HE LAUGHS
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Here to rescue Daniel's love life
is 48-year-old paramedic Simon.
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Here to rescue Daniel's love life
is 48-year-old paramedic Simon.
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Here to rescue Daniel's love life
is 48-year-old paramedic Simon.
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Here to rescue Daniel's love life
is 48-year-old paramedic Simon.
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The elderly females like to get
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a little bit handsy with us
paramedics, bless them.
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a little bit handsy with us
paramedics, bless them.
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Yeah, they do tend to grab you.
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When I was dating, many moons ago,
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When I was dating, many moons ago,
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people used to put stuff
in a newspaper ad.
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people used to put stuff
in a newspaper ad.
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HE LAUGHS
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INTERVIEWER:What are
your flirting skills like?
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INTERVIEWER:What are
your flirting skills like?
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I don't know if I can flirt,
I'm not even sure I can,
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I don't know if I can flirt,
I'm not even sure I can,
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so I'm not sure.
You'll have to find out.
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so I'm not sure.
You'll have to find out.
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Good afternoon, Simon.
Hiya. Nice to meet you.
269
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Good afternoon, Simon.
Hiya. Nice to meet you.
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You too. What?
You going to the gym?
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You too. What?
You going to the gym?
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Yeah, every now and again.
That's good. It suits you.
273
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Yeah, every now and again.
That's good. It suits you.
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I've come off all the dating apps
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and I want to find
someone authentically.
276
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and I want to find
someone authentically.
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I like someone who looks
after themselves.
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Dark hair. Someone who
likes to have a laugh.
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Dark hair. Someone who
likes to have a laugh.
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There we are. Hi. Hiya. Hiya.
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There we are. Hi. Hiya. Hiya.
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You all right? How's it going?
Yeah. You all right?
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Daniel. Daniel. Simon.
Nice to meet you, Simon.
284
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Daniel. Daniel. Simon.
Nice to meet you, Simon.
285
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Have you been here long?
About that long. Oh, OK.
286
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Have you been here long?
About that long. Oh, OK.
287
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Hello. How are you?
I'm good, thank you.
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Would you like a drink?
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Pink gin and lemonade, please.
Ooh! I love gin.
290
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Pink gin and lemonade, please.
Ooh! I love gin.
291
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Yeah. Oh. So, have you come far?
292
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I have come up from Brighton.
I'm in New Haven.
293
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I have come up from Brighton.
I'm in New Haven.
294
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Oh, are you? Yeah.
Literally, like, 20 minutes.
295
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Oh, are you? Yeah.
Literally, like, 20 minutes.
296
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Like, 15, 20 minutes.
So not far at all.
297
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Not quite what you asked for,
but that'll hold you for now.
298
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Not quite what you asked for,
but that'll hold you for now.
299
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Because I'm having a few issues
with the machinery, I'm afraid.
300
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Because I'm having a few issues
with the machinery, I'm afraid.
301
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That's all right. No worries.
Thank you. Thank you.
302
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That's all right. No worries.
Thank you. Thank you.
303
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Do you like champagne? No.
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THEY LAUGH
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THEY LAUGH
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PHONE RINGING
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PHONE RINGING
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Hey, baby. Hey. Happy Valentine's.
309
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Hey, baby. Hey. Happy Valentine's.
310
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Hey, baby. Hey. Happy Valentine's.
311
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Yes, happy Valentine's day.
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Yes, happy Valentine's day.
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I wish you was here.
Oh, me too. But listen,
314
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I wish you was here.
Oh, me too. But listen,
315
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what I was thinking is,
why don't you come and see me
316
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what I was thinking is,
why don't you come and see me
317
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and maybe we can have dinner
here in the restaurant.
318
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and maybe we can have dinner
here in the restaurant.
319
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That would be amazing.
320
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All right, listen,
have a nice day.
321
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I will. Bye. Ciao, my love. Ciao.
322
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I will. Bye. Ciao, my love. Ciao.
323
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Have you got any children? I have.
I've got a son's who's 30.
324
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Have you got any children? I have.
I've got a son's who's 30.
325
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My son's 30!
326
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I was there. A dad at 25.
I've loved being a dad.
327
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I was there. A dad at 25.
I've loved being a dad.
328
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I was there. A dad at 25.
I've loved being a dad.
329
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I'm getting a bit emotional. Aww!
330
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I'm getting a bit emotional. Aww!
331
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To me, that showed you're
comfortable with me,
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that you're already
showing your emotion.
333
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that you're already
showing your emotion.
334
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How old are you? I'm 55. I'm 55.
When I walked in,
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How old are you? I'm 55. I'm 55.
When I walked in,
336
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I didn't think you were 55,
so I'll give you that.
337
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Thank you. You look very good.
338
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Thank you. You look very good.
339
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I mean, people at work,
340
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because I change
who I work with all the time,
341
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because I change
who I work with all the time,
342
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they are shocked and I think...
343
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I don't just think it's the way
I look.
344
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I think it's your outlook on life.
I think live life to the full.
345
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I think it's your outlook on life.
I think live life to the full.
346
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This is why we're matched then,
347
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because my job makes
me appreciate that.
348
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So my job, I work
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for a children's critical
care Ambulance Service.
350
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for a children's critical
care Ambulance Service.
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I'm a call handler. What you hear on
those calls is, literally,
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I'm a call handler. What you hear on
those calls is, literally,
353
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a child that is healthy one minute
and not healthy the next minute.
354
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a child that is healthy one minute
and not healthy the next minute.
355
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a child that is healthy one minute
and not healthy the next minute.
356
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a child that is healthy one minute
and not healthy the next minute.
357
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The job I do now is actual life
and death.
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The job I do now is actual life
and death.
359
00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,120
And it's like balancing ten plates
at once sometimes.
360
00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,120
And it's like balancing ten plates
at once sometimes.
361
00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,280
One of the hardest parts
of my job is
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One of the hardest parts
of my job is
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when we hear that
that child hasn't made it.
364
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:09,880
when we hear that
that child hasn't made it.
365
00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,280
There's cases that do affect you.
366
00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:13,720
There's cases that do affect you.
367
00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,760
Like, there's one case that stays
with me more than anything
368
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:16,120
Like, there's one case that stays
with me more than anything
369
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and it was a little boy, who was 11,
and he was obsessed with football,
370
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,200
and it was a little boy, who was 11,
and he was obsessed with football,
371
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:20,520
and it was a little boy, who was 11,
and he was obsessed with football,
372
00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,560
and he just collapsed and died
on that football pitch.
373
00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,600
and he just collapsed and died
on that football pitch.
374
00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:24,880
and he just collapsed and died
on that football pitch.
375
00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,280
My son was obsessed with football
376
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and I think to myself,
"That could have been my son."
377
00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:29,880
and I think to myself,
"That could have been my son."
378
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,800
I couldn't do that job. I'd spend
the whole day crying. See?
379
00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,760
I couldn't do that job. I'd spend
the whole day crying. See?
380
00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,800
We deal with it.
We talk to each other about it.
381
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We deal with it.
We talk to each other about it.
382
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,240
Yeah, I get, I get that.
383
00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,920
What do I miss about being
in a relationship?
384
00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:48,240
What do I miss about being
in a relationship?
385
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,280
I'd say coming home
from a hard shift,
386
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I'd say coming home
from a hard shift,
387
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just sharing and talking over
that experience with somebody.
388
00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,680
just sharing and talking over
that experience with somebody.
389
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just sharing and talking over
that experience with somebody.
390
00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,200
So travel's a massive vice of mine.
391
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So travel's a massive vice of mine.
392
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That's what I've spent the majority
of my money on in my whole life.
393
00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:01,640
That's what I've spent the majority
of my money on in my whole life.
394
00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,680
Kind of had this moment when I was
40, that I'm going to visit
395
00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:04,240
Kind of had this moment when I was
40, that I'm going to visit
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00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,240
every country in Europe before
the day I die.
397
00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,280
Wow. So, every day is your last day.
Yep.
398
00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,280
Wow. So, every day is your last day.
Yep.
399
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,320
I asked for the male version of me.
400
00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:11,920
I asked for the male version of me.
401
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,440
Do you know what? I...
I think they've delivered it.
402
00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:16,520
Do you know what? I...
I think they've delivered it.
403
00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,640
You know what, though?
404
00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,680
My music taste, people always go,
"What?!" Like what?
405
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,320
My music taste, people always go,
"What?!" Like what?
406
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,640
My favourite band in the whole world
is Girls Aloud.
407
00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,440
My favourite band in the whole world
is Girls Aloud.
408
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,960
Don't laugh.
409
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,920
There'll be no disrespecting
of Girls Aloud.
410
00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,360
Don't you be looking like that.
Shall we just end this now?
411
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:33,920
Don't you be looking like that.
Shall we just end this now?
412
00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,880
Happy Valentine's Day to you.
You get a rose! You get a rose!
413
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:50,160
Happy Valentine's Day to you.
You get a rose! You get a rose!
414
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,320
Happy Valentine's Day to you.
415
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,880
Do your muscles. Oh, God.
416
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,920
Yeah, they're big, aren't they?
417
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,200
Yeah, they're big, aren't they?
418
00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,240
Happy Valentine's Day to you!
Thank you so...
419
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:57,560
Happy Valentine's Day to you!
Thank you so...
420
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,600
Oh, can I not? Can I have one?
Thank you. Of course.
421
00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:00,040
Oh, can I not? Can I have one?
Thank you. Of course.
422
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,080
Drinks? Do you know what?
I've always said,
423
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,200
Drinks? Do you know what?
I've always said,
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00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,240
if Guinness was a woman,
I would marry it.
425
00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:05,480
if Guinness was a woman,
I would marry it.
426
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,720
You know what? The thing is...
427
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,400
Hello, hello. Do we happen to know
what we'd like to eat?
428
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:12,720
Hello, hello. Do we happen to know
what we'd like to eat?
429
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,760
Oh, no. I just don't like garlic.
You don't like garlic?
430
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,360
Oh, no. I just don't like garlic.
You don't like garlic?
431
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,400
I like the taste of it. Yeah.
I just don't like the smell of it.
432
00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:19,080
I like the taste of it. Yeah.
I just don't like the smell of it.
433
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,640
That's a shame. Yeah.
434
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,800
I'll just have to go for the chicken
burger. Gorgeous.
435
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:24,800
I'll just have to go for the chicken
burger. Gorgeous.
436
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,840
Can I have the sirloin steak,
please?
437
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,120
Can I have the sirloin steak,
please?
438
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,600
No garlic? No, I'm joking.
439
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,880
Cheers. Cheers.
440
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:33,120
Cheers. Cheers.
441
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,520
Lovely to meet you. Yeah, you too.
442
00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,560
So, how old are you?
49 this year.
443
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,880
So, how old are you?
49 this year.
444
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,840
Oh, so you're the same...
I'm 50 this year.
445
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,720
OK. We're like, old people.
446
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,760
We're used to meeting people in
a pub, or... I miss that. Yeah!
447
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,280
We're used to meeting people in
a pub, or... I miss that. Yeah!
448
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,320
Like, my friend put me
on the Tinder app? Oh, yeah.
449
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,360
Like, my friend put me
on the Tinder app? Oh, yeah.
450
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:49,680
Like, my friend put me
on the Tinder app? Oh, yeah.
451
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,720
After I'd, you know, split up
with my ex, and I felt really old.
452
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,760
After I'd, you know, split up
with my ex, and I felt really old.
453
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,080
After I'd, you know, split up
with my ex, and I felt really old.
454
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,120
How long were you together for?
22 years.
455
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:56,800
How long were you together for?
22 years.
456
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,840
Wow! Yeah. Such a long time.
Yeah, we were married as well.
457
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,040
Wow! Yeah. Such a long time.
Yeah, we were married as well.
458
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,840
Yeah. So I've got two children.
459
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,880
Have you? Yeah. Well, say children.
460
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:04,520
Have you? Yeah. Well, say children.
461
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,560
They're 26 and 25. So, I had them
with my ex-girlfriend.
462
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,000
They're 26 and 25. So, I had them
with my ex-girlfriend.
463
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,960
Wow! Yeah.
464
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000
I... When I was 18,
465
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,040
I... When I was 18,
466
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:14,640
I... When I was 18,
467
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,680
my parents found out that I was gay.
And I remember saying to my dad,
468
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,720
my parents found out that I was gay.
And I remember saying to my dad,
469
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:19,800
my parents found out that I was gay.
And I remember saying to my dad,
470
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,840
"I don't want to be put in a box."
I didn't want to go
471
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,800
through this life
and not have children.
472
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,040
I was 22 when my son was born.
473
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:27,880
I was 22 when my son was born.
474
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,800
And then,
when he was three months old,
475
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,840
surprise, surprise,
she got pregnant with my daughter.
476
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:32,200
surprise, surprise,
she got pregnant with my daughter.
477
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,240
I just didn't want to raise
the children with arguments.
478
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:34,600
I just didn't want to raise
the children with arguments.
479
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,640
So... And, yeah,
it took a lot of soul searching
480
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:37,480
So... And, yeah,
it took a lot of soul searching
481
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,520
and we eventually ended
our relationship.
482
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,560
and we eventually ended
our relationship.
483
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,600
When you come out to her,
what was she like?
484
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,040
When you come out to her,
what was she like?
485
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,080
Interestingly, we met in a gay pub.
486
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,040
Interestingly, we met in a gay pub.
487
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,080
So. A bit of Jerry Springer really.
488
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:49,600
So. A bit of Jerry Springer really.
489
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,640
I met my ex-husband in same pub.
Oh, wow! Yeah.
490
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,680
I met my ex-husband in same pub.
Oh, wow! Yeah.
491
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:54,320
I met my ex-husband in same pub.
Oh, wow! Yeah.
492
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,360
They know each other as well,
so there was no competition,
493
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:56,720
They know each other as well,
so there was no competition,
494
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,760
but it's not like I was
going with another woman. No.
495
00:13:58,800 --> 00:13:59,440
but it's not like I was
going with another woman. No.
496
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,480
Yeah, we was always putting
the children first.
497
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,120
Yeah, we was always putting
the children first.
498
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,160
They were one and two,
so they've known no different.
499
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,240
They were one and two,
so they've known no different.
500
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,280
So to them, they had two dads
and a mum.
501
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,000
So to them, they had two dads
and a mum.
502
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,040
I've only had two really
long relationships.
503
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:10,360
I've only had two really
long relationships.
504
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,160
You know, you get to kind of our age
and think, now single,
505
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,600
I wasn't expecting that.
506
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,640
And, you know, yeah,
it's taken some time.
507
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:15,920
And, you know, yeah,
it's taken some time.
508
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,800
How long have you been single for?
509
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,120
About two years now.
510
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,160
Me and my ex-husband concentrated
on raising a family.
511
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,200
Me and my ex-husband concentrated
on raising a family.
512
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,080
And then you kind of sit back
and go,
513
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,120
"Actually, where, where are we now?
Where do we find us?"
514
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,200
"Actually, where, where are we now?
Where do we find us?"
515
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,240
And I think we just became
different people.
516
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:29,760
And I think we just became
different people.
517
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,800
I've been out of the dating scene
for a long, long time,
518
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,360
I've been out of the dating scene
for a long, long time,
519
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,960
so then, to come back into it,
520
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000
I was like, "Oh, this is just, like,
so different."
521
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,440
I was like, "Oh, this is just, like,
so different."
522
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,160
It's so different. You know?
523
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,040
I don't want to be on my own.
524
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,080
I want to find that person
that I can say, that's home.
525
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,120
I want to find that person
that I can say, that's home.
526
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:46,400
I want to find that person
that I can say, that's home.
527
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,040
I love kids.
528
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,080
I've got three grandchildren
as well.
529
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,120
So, yeah. You're a grandad!
Just keep going, yeah!
530
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:52,800
So, yeah. You're a grandad!
Just keep going, yeah!
531
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,120
Shall I call you Grandpa?
532
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,200
No.
533
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,120
So he is literally the male
version of me,
534
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,120
So he is literally the male
version of me,
535
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,160
as in, he's got a son the same age,
he loves travelling,
536
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,680
as in, he's got a son the same age,
he loves travelling,
537
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,720
he's from Leeds,
but he likes Girls Aloud.
538
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,200
he's from Leeds,
but he likes Girls Aloud.
539
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,240
SHE CHUCKLES
540
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,360
SHE CHUCKLES
541
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,840
Hello.
542
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,880
I thought I'd just pop my head
in about the food.
543
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:18,200
I thought I'd just pop my head
in about the food.
544
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,240
Yeah. RE the burger
that you've ordered,
545
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:20,520
Yeah. RE the burger
that you've ordered,
546
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,040
within the marinade there is garlic.
547
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,440
I just thought I'd check with you.
548
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,200
Just a salad is absolutely fine.
Salad?Yeah, salad's fine.
549
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,840
All right, honey, I'm so sorry
about that.Not at all.
550
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,880
Thank you so much.
No, that's fine. Thank you.
551
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,160
Thank you so much.
No, that's fine. Thank you.
552
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,200
It's not your day. Oh, dear.
553
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:33,400
It's not your day. Oh, dear.
554
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,800
I've got a bit of a question
for you, actually. Right.
555
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,840
I was going to ask,
could I sing a song,
556
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:40,240
I was going to ask,
could I sing a song,
557
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,120
because it's Valentine's Day
and all that,
558
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,960
and I think it's very special?
Yeah, that's a good idea.
559
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Play something romantic.OK.
I'll have a think about it.
560
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:46,360
Play something romantic.OK.
I'll have a think about it.
561
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,400
I'll leave it to you.
562
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,760
So I've just rang my friend
because she said,
563
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:51,040
So I've just rang my friend
because she said,
564
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,560
"Ring me when you're in the toilet."
565
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,200
So I said, "He's lovely.
He is like the male version of me,
566
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,720
So I said, "He's lovely.
He is like the male version of me,
567
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,760
"but he likes Girls Aloud."
What did she say?
568
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,280
"but he likes Girls Aloud."
What did she say?
569
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,320
Did she say...
"Oh, so flamboyant, then?" she said.
570
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,000
Did she say...
"Oh, so flamboyant, then?" she said.
571
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,280
Flamboyant!
572
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,320
A lot of people think I am gay.
573
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,800
A lot of people think I am gay.
574
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,840
I think because some of my taste
in music.
575
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,160
I think because some of my taste
in music.
576
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,200
I love Girls Aloud,
and as a middle-aged straight man,
577
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,240
I love Girls Aloud,
and as a middle-aged straight man,
578
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,160
I love Girls Aloud,
and as a middle-aged straight man,
579
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,200
it's the most ridiculous thing ever.
580
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:21,480
it's the most ridiculous thing ever.
581
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,520
However,
when my marriage broke down,
582
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:23,800
However,
when my marriage broke down,
583
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,440
it wasn't a happy marriage.
584
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,360
It was around the time Girls Aloud
were formed.
585
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,400
So there are certain songs
586
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:29,680
So there are certain songs
587
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,720
that put me at certain parts
of my life.
588
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:32,200
that put me at certain parts
of my life.
589
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,240
So I always remember
being on holiday,
590
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,120
So I always remember
being on holiday,
591
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,680
my first holiday with the kids
on my own,
592
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,720
and No Good Advice was played.
I always remember that.
593
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:39,480
and No Good Advice was played.
I always remember that.
594
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,520
They just put me in a place
of happiness that I can't
595
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,080
They just put me in a place
of happiness that I can't
596
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,640
rationally explain.
597
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,640
I'd like to think
when somebody meets me
598
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,680
they're going to like me
and judge me for who I am.
599
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,600
they're going to like me
and judge me for who I am.
600
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,640
I always say, "I'm a good catch,
I just haven't been caught."
601
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,480
I always say, "I'm a good catch,
I just haven't been caught."
602
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,160
Who do you think my
celebrity crush was?
603
00:16:59,200 --> 00:16:59,480
Who do you think my
celebrity crush was?
604
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,520
Erm, was it Ken Barlow
from Coronation Street?
605
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,560
Erm, was it Ken Barlow
from Coronation Street?
606
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,280
Erm, was it Ken Barlow
from Coronation Street?
607
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,320
I don't know!
608
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,160
Who was your celebrity crush?
609
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,400
Kylie Minogue.
610
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,040
Straight away.
611
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,080
I've got a Kylie Minogue K
on my arm there.
612
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,280
I've got a Kylie Minogue K
on my arm there.
613
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,280
A Kylie Minogue tattoo.
614
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,320
Why are you like that?
615
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,760
So, Aoife, Valentine's Day
last year, you were single.
616
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,040
So, Aoife, Valentine's Day
last year, you were single.
617
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,080
But now you're in a relationship.
Boo-boo-boo!
618
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:28,400
But now you're in a relationship.
Boo-boo-boo!
619
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,440
Tell me, how is it different being
in a relationship
620
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:30,960
Tell me, how is it different being
in a relationship
621
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000
on Valentine's Day?
Love is just the core of everything.
622
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:33,320
on Valentine's Day?
Love is just the core of everything.
623
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,960
And you think Valentine's Day
reflects that?
624
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000
Yeah, because it gives an excuse to,
like, celebrate what you have.
625
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,320
Yeah, because it gives an excuse to,
like, celebrate what you have.
626
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:39,760
Yeah. Do you know what I mean?
627
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,440
Meet Fruitcake.
628
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,480
This Valentine's,
she's hoping for a date to remember.
629
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,520
This Valentine's,
she's hoping for a date to remember.
630
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,280
This Valentine's,
she's hoping for a date to remember.
631
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,440
DOOR SLAMS
632
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
How are you?Good, thank you.
How are you?
633
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:08,600
How are you?Good, thank you.
How are you?
634
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,880
Are you OK?Yes.
635
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,280
Nice to see you.
Nice to see you, too.
636
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,560
It's good that you come
and see me at work.
637
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,440
I know, it's amazing, right? Yeah.
638
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,480
Come with me. Let's go and have
something to eat.OK. This way.OK.
639
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:19,320
Come with me. Let's go and have
something to eat.OK. This way.OK.
640
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,560
I can completely sympathise
with the daters.
641
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,400
I can completely sympathise
with the daters.
642
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,440
That was nerve-racking.
What is nerve-racking?
643
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,400
That was nerve-racking.
What is nerve-racking?
644
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,440
Waiting. Oh, thank you.
645
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,000
Waiting. Oh, thank you.
646
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,320
Oh, gentleman.
647
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,360
Yeah, of course.
Thank you very much.
648
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:32,600
Yeah, of course.
Thank you very much.
649
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,560
We can see everything this way.
Yeah.
650
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:36,800
We can see everything this way.
Yeah.
651
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,600
You're looking at me.
You're making me nervous.
652
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,200
What are you nervous for?
653
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,240
Well, when we met,
you were very confident.
654
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:45,560
Well, when we met,
you were very confident.
655
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,000
Yeah, well... You were.
656
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,040
Yes, true. True, true.
657
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:49,520
Yes, true. True, true.
658
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,560
I don't know, my alter ego...
659
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,400
I don't know, my alter ego...
660
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,440
Yeah...you know, came through.
Oh, it's your alter ego?Yeah, yeah.
661
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:54,720
Yeah...you know, came through.
Oh, it's your alter ego?Yeah, yeah.
662
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,040
Hey. Hello. Hey.
So lovely seeing you. Mwah.
663
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,560
Hey. Hello. Hey.
So lovely seeing you. Mwah.
664
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,600
You look delicious.
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
665
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,680
You look delicious.
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
666
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,720
What a treat! Oh, my God, I'm
serving the boss. This is weird.
667
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,800
What a treat! Oh, my God, I'm
serving the boss. This is weird.
668
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,040
I don't really know
what to do with myself.
669
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,080
No pressure. Allergies?
Anyone got any allergies?
670
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:10,400
No pressure. Allergies?
Anyone got any allergies?
671
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,440
No, no. No. No allergies.
What do you recommend?
672
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:12,920
No, no. No. No allergies.
What do you recommend?
673
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,760
The sea bass is good.Yeah.
674
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,800
I'll have a Caesar salad, please.
Caesar salad.
675
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:17,280
I'll have a Caesar salad, please.
Caesar salad.
676
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,320
Are we going to be having any wine?
I'm going to have a cocktail.
677
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:20,720
Are we going to be having any wine?
I'm going to have a cocktail.
678
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,760
You're not going to have a drink,
cos you're working?
679
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,760
You're not going to have a drink,
cos you're working?
680
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,400
I've got a restaurant to run, babe.
Sorry.
681
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,440
I've got to keep my wits
about myself, you know?
682
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,640
I've got to keep my wits
about myself, you know?
683
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,680
So, how does it feel to be married?
684
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,440
So, how does it feel to be married?
685
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,800
Amazing. Does it feel different?
Does it feel different?
686
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,840
Amazing. Does it feel different?
Does it feel different?
687
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:37,280
Amazing. Does it feel different?
Does it feel different?
688
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:38,800
Thanks, CiCi.
689
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,840
It feels different because I now
refer to Fred as my husband.
690
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,880
It feels different because I now
refer to Fred as my husband.
691
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:43,280
It feels different because I now
refer to Fred as my husband.
692
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,320
Yeah. That's nice.
It feels warmer in your heart.
693
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,160
Yeah. That's nice.
It feels warmer in your heart.
694
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,200
It's been very good.Yeah.
Long may it continue.
695
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:49,520
It's been very good.Yeah.
Long may it continue.
696
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,480
What's happening?
697
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,520
The boss is currently
on a date with his wife.
698
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,560
The boss is currently
on a date with his wife.
699
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,600
No?! Yeah, yeah. Up there.
Have you not seen?
700
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,720
No?! Yeah, yeah. Up there.
Have you not seen?
701
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,760
Look at them. She's absolutely
gorgeous. Is she gorgeous?
702
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,080
Look at them. She's absolutely
gorgeous. Is she gorgeous?
703
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,120
Yeah. Oh, my God, she is.
That's lovely.
704
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:03,880
Yeah. Oh, my God, she is.
That's lovely.
705
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,880
It's making me feel all warm
and fuzzy inside.
706
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,400
I know. I like that.
707
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,040
Are you having a good time?
708
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,560
Do you know what,
I'm really enjoying myself.
709
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,600
I was really concerned that
I'd get somebody who was boring.
710
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,080
I was really concerned that
I'd get somebody who was boring.
711
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,120
And do you know what,
she talks more than me.
712
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:16,440
And do you know what,
she talks more than me.
713
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,840
So it's really nice. Oh, good.
Really similar.
714
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,800
OVER PHONE:Hello, Patrick. Oh.
715
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,840
I'm in the toilet.
There's another man here.
716
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,160
I'm in the toilet.
There's another man here.
717
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,200
Is there another man? Have you made
friends? I've just met him.
718
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:25,520
Is there another man? Have you made
friends? I've just met him.
719
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,160
I don't even know...
What's your name? Daniel.
720
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,200
Daniel. He's having a good time.
I'm having a nice time.
721
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:29,640
Daniel. He's having a good time.
I'm having a nice time.
722
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,680
We're all having a great time!
We're all having a nice time.
723
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:32,000
We're all having a great time!
We're all having a nice time.
724
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,040
So, how's it going?
Yeah, it's going good.
725
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:34,640
So, how's it going?
Yeah, it's going good.
726
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,520
He's like me.
He doesn't show up, so...
727
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,560
She's disrespected Girls Aloud,
so... Oh, mate.
728
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,240
She's disrespected Girls Aloud,
so... Oh, mate.
729
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,200
How are you going to get over that?
That's a hurdle.
730
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,240
I haven't told her all
the memorabilia I've got yet,
731
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:45,520
I haven't told her all
the memorabilia I've got yet,
732
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:46,960
but I might do.
733
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,160
I mean, we will always remember
that day where we met
734
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:55,560
I mean, we will always remember
that day where we met
735
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,840
on the streets of Peckham.
736
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,880
With you, it was just you were
walking. I just liked your eyes.
737
00:20:58,920 --> 00:20:59,840
With you, it was just you were
walking. I just liked your eyes.
738
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,880
And you started to smile at me,
that beautiful smile of yours.
739
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,560
And you started to smile at me,
that beautiful smile of yours.
740
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,680
And I thought, oh, this is ni-...
741
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,720
And I smiled back, and I had to stop
and start the conversation.
742
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,760
And I smiled back, and I had to stop
and start the conversation.
743
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:08,960
And I smiled back, and I had to stop
and start the conversation.
744
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,560
I asked you for your number
and said,
745
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,920
"Let's go for a drink later on."
746
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,080
And the rest is history.
747
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,360
I remember our first date.
I didn't want it to end.
748
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:16,880
I remember our first date.
I didn't want it to end.
749
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,920
I remember everything about
that day,
750
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:19,680
I remember everything about
that day,
751
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,480
even though it was 11 years ago.
752
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,760
Do you? I remember it too.
753
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,080
Do you? I remember it too.
754
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:27,040
What was I wearing, then?
755
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,080
You were wearing jeans...
Yeah, yeah. ..with holes in.
756
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:29,400
You were wearing jeans...
Yeah, yeah. ..with holes in.
757
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,400
Yeah. Yes.
758
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,560
And I feel like it was just...
759
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:33,920
And I feel like it was just...
760
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,960
Maybe it had just stopped
raining or something that day.
761
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,400
Maybe it had just stopped
raining or something that day.
762
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,440
It was a fine drizzle.
763
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,480
Oh, fine drizzle!
We call it un crachin in French.
764
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,120
Oh, fine drizzle!
We call it un crachin in French.
765
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,440
Best day of my life.
766
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,760
You're so sweet.Oh,
I get emotional thinking about it.
767
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:48,640
You're so sweet.Oh,
I get emotional thinking about it.
768
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,120
See, now, look at that. Sun's out.
769
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,160
So because we're from t'north,
sun's out, guns out, isn't it?
770
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:57,520
So because we're from t'north,
sun's out, guns out, isn't it?
771
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:58,520
SHE CHUCKLES
772
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,240
You don't wear vests, do you?
773
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:02,680
You don't wear vests, do you?
774
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,880
No.
775
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,320
I've got a Girls Aloud T-shirts,
but... Don't...
776
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,360
I've got a Girls Aloud T-shirts,
but... Don't...
777
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:09,720
I've got a Girls Aloud T-shirts,
but... Don't...
778
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,040
SHE GIGGLES
779
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,760
Stop it.
780
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,160
You brought that up.
781
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,200
With their faces on?
I've got some with their faces on.
782
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:16,960
With their faces on?
I've got some with their faces on.
783
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,440
It was a good date. We had fun.
We had a laugh.
784
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,000
It was a good date. We had fun.
We had a laugh.
785
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,040
We did a very lot in common, yeah,
apart from Girls Aloud.
786
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:27,840
We did a very lot in common, yeah,
apart from Girls Aloud.
787
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,320
That was the curveball.
788
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,600
I think the one
that would upset most people
789
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,640
is the one that says
"I'm just a love machine" on it.
790
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,400
is the one that says
"I'm just a love machine" on it.
791
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,440
Oh, I think that's quite funny.
And a lie!
792
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:42,880
Oh, I think that's quite funny.
And a lie!
793
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,480
Hello. Hello, again.
794
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,400
This isn't awkward.
795
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,400
I think that's honeycomb. Do it.
796
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,440
SHE CHUCKLES
797
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:55,800
SHE CHUCKLES
798
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,840
So, do you want to
see each other again?
799
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:58,120
So, do you want to
see each other again?
800
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,360
Well, I'd quite like to go
for a pint now.
801
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,440
Oh, yeah, definitely.
802
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,480
I think we've got more
to talk about.
803
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,000
I think we've got more
to talk about.
804
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,880
I'm not putting out, though.
805
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,280
I think we're very similar.
We don't stop talking.
806
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,560
I think we're very similar.
We don't stop talking.
807
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,600
I think it's not about
the things we like,
808
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,000
I think it's not about
the things we like,
809
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,040
it's about our attitude to life.
810
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:18,720
it's about our attitude to life.
811
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,720
So shall we go on somewhere else?
812
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,760
Yeah? Yeah. Sun's out.
813
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:23,240
Yeah? Yeah. Sun's out.
814
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,440
Right. I believe there might be
a karaoke bar
815
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,200
where I could sing you some
Girls Aloud.
816
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,080
You've got your
drink in your hand, surely.
817
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:33,480
You've got your
drink in your hand, surely.
818
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,160
I just look like I've nicked it! You
can't have your drink in your hand.
819
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,440
I just look like I've nicked it! You
can't have your drink in your hand.
820
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,480
I can now. Look, I've nicked it.
I've nicked the glass. Stop.
821
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:40,720
I can now. Look, I've nicked it.
I've nicked the glass. Stop.
822
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,880
I love having you here.
823
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,480
But I've got to do some work.
824
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,520
But I love you.
Cool. All right. Love you a lot.
825
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:47,760
But I love you.
Cool. All right. Love you a lot.
826
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,280
OK. Thank you for your patience.
Thank you. Thank you very much. Ooh.
827
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,240
OK. Thank you for your patience.
Thank you. Thank you very much. Ooh.
828
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,960
Thank you.
829
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,240
Do you like goat's cheese?
830
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,160
You don't! I'll try it.
831
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,840
I want to see you eat it. Oh, God.
832
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,600
Um, OK.
833
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,120
Fuckin' hell.
834
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,160
Do you know what they say
it tastes like?
835
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:23,440
Do you know what they say
it tastes like?
836
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,760
Old man's crotch.
837
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,040
Oh, Jesus Christ alive!
838
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,880
What do you think
of Valentine's Day, Fred?
839
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,920
I love Valentine's.
It's my favourite day of the year.
840
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:46,720
I love Valentine's.
It's my favourite day of the year.
841
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,760
For other people or for yourself?
For me.
842
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:49,000
For other people or for yourself?
For me.
843
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,560
I'm sure I recognise you somewhere.
844
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:57,800
I'm sure I recognise you somewhere.
845
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:58,800
Why do I recognise you?
846
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,840
You may. Have you ever
watched Gogglebox?
847
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:01,520
You may. Have you ever
watched Gogglebox?
848
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,560
Oh, yeah. I was on Gogglebox. Oh.
849
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,600
Oh, yeah. I was on Gogglebox. Oh.
850
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,920
With my ex. Oh.
851
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,760
With my ex. Oh.
852
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,680
We were the guys with
the poodles sitting on the couch.
853
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,000
We were the guys with
the poodles sitting on the couch.
854
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,040
OK. I was married up till last year.
855
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,080
OK. I was married up till last year.
856
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:18,480
OK. I was married up till last year.
857
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,520
OK. We were together for 12 years.
OK.
858
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,880
OK. We were together for 12 years.
OK.
859
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,920
When you break up with someone,
860
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:24,480
When you break up with someone,
861
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,520
especially if you've been married
and you've given your heart to it,
862
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,360
especially if you've been married
and you've given your heart to it,
863
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,400
it's very...
Yeah, it's very upsetting.
864
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:30,680
it's very...
Yeah, it's very upsetting.
865
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,440
And it was upsetting.
866
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,480
I definitely felt like I
was grieving for a good six months.
867
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,520
I definitely felt like I
was grieving for a good six months.
868
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,880
I definitely felt like I
was grieving for a good six months.
869
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,920
It was very hard to get over it.
870
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:40,840
It was very hard to get over it.
871
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,880
For me, like, if you're going
to get married,
872
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:43,640
For me, like, if you're going
to get married,
873
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,600
you think you're going
to be together forever.
874
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,640
You know,
your heart is stuck on that.
875
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,680
You know,
your heart is stuck on that.
876
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,720
So when you separate, it's very hard
to get out of that funk.
877
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,760
So when you separate, it's very hard
to get out of that funk.
878
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:53,080
So when you separate, it's very hard
to get out of that funk.
879
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,880
And it was hard to get out of
that funk.
880
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,040
I want to build a new future.
881
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:58,320
I want to build a new future.
882
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,040
Being in a relationship
with someone else.
883
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,080
I'm just ready for that new love.
884
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,280
I'm just ready for that new love.
885
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,480
It is difficult, though,
because we still live together.
886
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,440
It is difficult, though,
because we still live together.
887
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,480
Oh, OK. We're not sharing a bed,
do you know what I mean?
888
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,520
Oh, OK. We're not sharing a bed,
do you know what I mean?
889
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,560
He's in the other room
and I'm in this room. Yeah.
890
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,040
He's in the other room
and I'm in this room. Yeah.
891
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,280
Eventually, we'll sell our place...
Yeah. ..and then move on.
892
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:16,760
Eventually, we'll sell our place...
Yeah. ..and then move on.
893
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,280
Maybe I should move to Newhaven.
894
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,000
I-I-It's all right.
895
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,520
Not with you!
896
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,440
Hi. Happy Valentine's day.
897
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,480
Are they for me? Yeah.
Are they for me?! Yeah.
898
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,600
Are they for me? Yeah.
Are they for me?! Yeah.
899
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,640
Oh, honey.
Oh, happy Valentine's Day.
900
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:34,480
Oh, honey.
Oh, happy Valentine's Day.
901
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,520
I love you so much. I love you too.
902
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:36,800
I love you so much. I love you too.
903
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,840
What would you ask someone on
a first date?
904
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:39,160
What would you ask someone on
a first date?
905
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,200
Are you on a role play now?
Yes, role play. Role play.
906
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,320
Are you on a role play now?
Yes, role play. Role play.
907
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,360
So, what's your name?
908
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:44,600
So, what's your name?
909
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,720
Michelle.
910
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:52,800
Why are you laughing?
911
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,600
Michelle?Yeah. Oh.
912
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,120
What's yours? My name is Fred.
913
00:26:59,160 --> 00:26:59,320
What's yours? My name is Fred.
914
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,960
Why do you call me Fruitcake?
915
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,360
Why? Do you know what it means?
916
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Do you know what it means
if you call someone a fruitcake?
917
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:10,760
Do you know what it means
if you call someone a fruitcake?
918
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,800
Somebody's a bit loopy.Yeah.
So why do you call me fruitcake?
919
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,040
Somebody's a bit loopy.Yeah.
So why do you call me fruitcake?
920
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,040
I don't know.
921
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,520
You don't call me Fruitcake
because I'm...
922
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,560
THEY GIGGLE
923
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:20,840
THEY GIGGLE
924
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,920
Fruity but not a nutcase.
925
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,840
# So I told you with a smile
926
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:31,360
# So I told you with a smile
927
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,600
# It's all about you. #
928
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,120
# It's all about you. #
929
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,440
BACKING TUNE PLAYS ON PHONE
930
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,560
# It's Doctor P
931
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,760
# Yeah, the boy's unique
932
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,480
# No-one like me can fix your teeth
933
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,200
# Hey, come see me
934
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,240
# Leave with your teeth,
gonna look so chic
935
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:44,560
# Leave with your teeth,
gonna look so chic
936
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,280
# Keep you sweet
when a girl don't smile
937
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,320
# I'm like, that's peak. #
938
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,320
Hey!
939
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,840
Hoping for a date with a winning
smile is 31-year-old dentist Phil.
940
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,880
Hoping for a date with a winning
smile is 31-year-old dentist Phil.
941
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:57,520
Hoping for a date with a winning
smile is 31-year-old dentist Phil.
942
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,640
Are you on a mission
to make dentistry sexy?
943
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,080
Are you on a mission
to make dentistry sexy?
944
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:05,160
I guess without knowing it, maybe.
945
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,400
I've got a really close
group of friends
946
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:12,720
I've got a really close
group of friends
947
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,760
who are all starting to have kids,
and all this.
948
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,280
who are all starting to have kids,
and all this.
949
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,320
I've worked really, really hard and
I've built a decent life for myself.
950
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,640
I've worked really, really hard and
I've built a decent life for myself.
951
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,080
But there's no point having all that
952
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,120
if you've not got anyone
to share it with.
953
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:22,360
if you've not got anyone
to share it with.
954
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,720
Mr Relaxed.Trying to be.
How are you doing, Phil?
955
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:29,080
Mr Relaxed.Trying to be.
How are you doing, Phil?
956
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,360
Are you OK?I'm good. How are you?
957
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,800
Nice to meet you.Nice to meet you.
Very good.
958
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,840
Have you been on many dates
before?I have.
959
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,160
Have you been on many dates
before?I have.
960
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,200
I've dated quite a bit.
Yeah, I think, trying something new.
961
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,640
I've dated quite a bit.
Yeah, I think, trying something new.
962
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,480
Right. Shall we take you through?
Yeah, let's do it.
963
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,520
Come with me.Cool.
964
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,840
Dating's not worked out for me
as well as my career has.
965
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,880
Dating's not worked out for me
as well as my career has.
966
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:47,200
Dating's not worked out for me
as well as my career has.
967
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,240
So, I guess
it's time to get a bit of help.
968
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,040
So, I guess
it's time to get a bit of help.
969
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,320
So when was the last time
you were dating?
970
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:54,640
So when was the last time
you were dating?
971
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,680
So, I was in a long-term
relationship 18 months ago.
972
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,000
So, I was in a long-term
relationship 18 months ago.
973
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,040
All right. And then since then,
not been dating as much.
974
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,960
All right. And then since then,
not been dating as much.
975
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
As I've gotten older, I think it
does get a little bit harder.
976
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,280
As I've gotten older, I think it
does get a little bit harder.
977
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,040
OK. And now you're ready.
You have space.
978
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,080
So what's your type? Good energy.
Looks after themselves.
979
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,040
So what's your type? Good energy.
Looks after themselves.
980
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,080
Keeps fit. Now I'm looking for
a best friend, really,
981
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,120
Keeps fit. Now I'm looking for
a best friend, really,
982
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:14,400
Keeps fit. Now I'm looking for
a best friend, really,
983
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,080
who, obviously, I'm attracted to.
984
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,120
Working together as a partnership.
Power couple vibes.
985
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,080
Working together as a partnership.
Power couple vibes.
986
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,840
So, is it important your date
has good teeth?
987
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,240
A good smile, yeah. If a girl turns
up to a date with bad teeth,
988
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,360
A good smile, yeah. If a girl turns
up to a date with bad teeth,
989
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,400
then, unfortunately,
it's a red flag.
990
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:28,640
then, unfortunately,
it's a red flag.
991
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,320
Hi.
992
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,280
You've got nice teeth.
You got a nice smile.
993
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,200
Oh, thank you. I've had these done.
994
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,320
Looking to seal the deal,
is medical sales manager Jessica.
995
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,360
Looking to seal the deal,
is medical sales manager Jessica.
996
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:41,960
Looking to seal the deal,
is medical sales manager Jessica.
997
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,120
My friends would say -
998
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:47,960
My friends would say -
999
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
I don't even know if I'm allowed
to say this - but, a boss bitch.
1000
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,560
I don't even know if I'm allowed
to say this - but, a boss bitch.
1001
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,560
That's their words, not mine.
1002
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,600
Describe to me
what is a boss bitch, then?
1003
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:55,920
Describe to me
what is a boss bitch, then?
1004
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,960
I would say somebody that just can
be quite ruthless at times.
1005
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,880
I would say somebody that just can
be quite ruthless at times.
1006
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,920
But I really am
a massive softie inside.
1007
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:02,560
But I really am
a massive softie inside.
1008
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,280
All my friends are getting married.
My best friend's just had a baby.
1009
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:08,560
All my friends are getting married.
My best friend's just had a baby.
1010
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,600
I would love to be married by 30.
1011
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:10,880
I would love to be married by 30.
1012
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,920
I mean, that's very ambitious.
I'm nearly 28.
1013
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,680
I mean, that's very ambitious.
I'm nearly 28.
1014
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,720
You've got plenty of time!
This is what my mum always says.
1015
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,080
You've got plenty of time!
This is what my mum always says.
1016
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,120
You've got plenty of time!
I'm like, "No, Mum."
1017
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:18,360
You've got plenty of time!
I'm like, "No, Mum."
1018
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,920
Nice to see you.You too.
You're looking amazing.
1019
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,400
Nice to see you.You too.
You're looking amazing.
1020
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,920
Thank you.
And what a smile you have.
1021
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:24,960
Thank you.
1022
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,720
Actually, your date is at the bar.
1023
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,760
Yes. Can you see?Yeah.
1024
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,240
I've been single
for quite a long time.
1025
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:36,520
I've been single
for quite a long time.
1026
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:37,880
And now I'm ready to, like,
1027
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,920
meet somebody and ideally,
settle down.
1028
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:40,240
meet somebody and ideally,
settle down.
1029
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,280
I'm looking for somebody
ambitious, determined,
1030
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,400
I'm looking for somebody
ambitious, determined,
1031
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,440
sporty, teeth -
smiles are very important
1032
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,520
sporty, teeth -
smiles are very important
1033
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,560
because I think
that gives away their character.
1034
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:49,040
because I think
that gives away their character.
1035
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,080
Shall we go?Yeah, yeah.
I'll let you go first.
1036
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:51,600
Shall we go?Yeah, yeah.
I'll let you go first.
1037
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,640
I do have a soft spot
for a man in scrubs.
1038
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:53,880
I do have a soft spot
for a man in scrubs.
1039
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,840
Hello. Hello. How are you?
I'm good, thank you.
1040
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:57,240
Hello. Hello. How are you?
I'm good, thank you.
1041
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,280
How are you? Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
1042
00:30:59,320 --> 00:30:59,600
How are you? Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
1043
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,640
Are you OK? I'm OK. You good? Yeah.
What's your name, sorry?
1044
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,200
Are you OK? I'm OK. You good? Yeah.
What's your name, sorry?
1045
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,240
I'm Jess. Jess. Phil.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
1046
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:05,920
I'm Jess. Jess. Phil.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
1047
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,960
Wow. Wow. Goodness me.
Where have you come down from?
1048
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,280
Wow. Wow. Goodness me.
Where have you come down from?
1049
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,840
Chester. That's decent.
1050
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,880
I work in Leeds, so
I got the train from Leeds. Did you?
1051
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,600
I work in Leeds, so
I got the train from Leeds. Did you?
1052
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,640
Yeah. What do you do in Leeds?
1053
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:16,880
Yeah. What do you do in Leeds?
1054
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,600
I'm a dentist.
1055
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,640
Are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very good.
1056
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:20,960
Are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very good.
1057
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,840
I can tell by the pearly whites.
Yeah.
1058
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,400
Sorry, what was your name again?
Remind me.
1059
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:26,720
Sorry, what was your name again?
Remind me.
1060
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,760
Jess. Jess. I'm really sorry.
It's just nerves.
1061
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,040
Jess. Jess. I'm really sorry.
It's just nerves.
1062
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,120
No, it's totally fine.
1063
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,160
I went to the, like,
the thermal baths.
1064
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:32,880
I went to the, like,
the thermal baths.
1065
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,920
Did you? That's so my bag. Are you
into that? Yeah, I love all that.
1066
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:35,240
Did you? That's so my bag. Are you
into that? Yeah, I love all that.
1067
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,280
Yeah? A lot of swimming. Lots of
saunas, lots of steam rooms. Nice.
1068
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,800
Yeah? A lot of swimming. Lots of
saunas, lots of steam rooms. Nice.
1069
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,840
Do you work out?
Yeah, I do a lot.
1070
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:41,200
Do you work out?
Yeah, I do a lot.
1071
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,240
I do three, four times a week.
Oh, wow. That's mega.
1072
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:43,680
I do three, four times a week.
Oh, wow. That's mega.
1073
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,720
Yeah. Yeah. Are you?
Are you into it?
1074
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,760
Yeah. I train every week and try
and tie that in with the golf.
1075
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,800
Yeah. I train every week and try
and tie that in with the golf.
1076
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,080
Oh, you're a golfer.
Yeah. Love that.
1077
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:52,400
Oh, you're a golfer.
Yeah. Love that.
1078
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,440
Yeah. Do you need, like,
a plus one on the buggy?
1079
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:54,720
Yeah. Do you need, like,
a plus one on the buggy?
1080
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:55,520
Yeah, of course!
1081
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,160
We're Cupids.
HE IMITATES LOOSING ARROWS
1082
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,720
Little wings flying around.
1083
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,440
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.
1084
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,720
You sound like a pigeon.
A pigeon!
1085
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:05,960
You sound like a pigeon.
A pigeon!
1086
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,480
Do you live with any other people?
1087
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,520
I'm on my own with a cat.
1088
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:11,920
I'm on my own with a cat.
1089
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,960
What's your cat's name? Barbara.
I'd like a dog.
1090
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,520
What's your cat's name? Barbara.
I'd like a dog.
1091
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,560
I'd like to get a sausage dog,
but then I work away every week, so.
1092
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,680
I'd like to get a sausage dog,
but then I work away every week, so.
1093
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,120
Stick with your pussy!
1094
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,400
Been a long time since then.
1095
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,880
Well, that was an experience,
wasn't it?
1096
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,120
Well, that was an experience,
wasn't it?
1097
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,160
God, I've never been on
a blind date before,
1098
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:34,480
God, I've never been on
a blind date before,
1099
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,520
but, yeah, it was interesting.
1100
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:36,760
but, yeah, it was interesting.
1101
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,120
Really nice.
1102
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,160
Right, what's the dealio?
I'm buying.
1103
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:40,640
Right, what's the dealio?
I'm buying.
1104
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,680
Oh, that's very kind of you.
My pleasure.
1105
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:42,920
Oh, that's very kind of you.
My pleasure.
1106
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,960
Hiya. You all right? Yeah.
1107
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,400
So, would you like to
see each other again?
1108
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,360
So, would you like to
see each other again?
1109
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,520
You go first. I'll go first.
1110
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,560
Erm...yes,
I'd like to see you again.
1111
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,480
Erm...yes,
I'd like to see you again.
1112
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,520
Erm, I don't know if there was
a romantic connection between us.
1113
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,400
Erm, I don't know if there was
a romantic connection between us.
1114
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,440
I'm not sure.
I don't feel like we was...
1115
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,160
I'm not sure.
I don't feel like we was...
1116
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,200
I didn't feel
any flirting between us. Yeah.
1117
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:08,520
I didn't feel
any flirting between us. Yeah.
1118
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,560
But I definitely
want to see you again.
1119
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,640
But I definitely
want to see you again.
1120
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,680
Mmm. I felt like that. Yeah.
I felt like, hmm, I don't know,
1121
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,080
Mmm. I felt like that. Yeah.
I felt like, hmm, I don't know,
1122
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,920
have we friend zoned
each other already?
1123
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,760
But I would like to see you again.
Yeah.
1124
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,800
Because I feel like we had lots
in common.
1125
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:21,120
Because I feel like we had lots
in common.
1126
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,160
Yeah. And, um, well, you never know,
second time.
1127
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,840
Yeah. And, um, well, you never know,
second time.
1128
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,880
We are going to have
to try some new food.
1129
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:27,200
We are going to have
to try some new food.
1130
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,240
I'm just thinking of all
the great places that we can go.
1131
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:29,960
I'm just thinking of all
the great places that we can go.
1132
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,240
Lots of champagne.
1133
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,520
Garlic! Yeah! Yeah.
1134
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:34,800
Garlic! Yeah! Yeah.
1135
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,560
There's lots of places
that we won't go to.
1136
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,080
You go first. Oh, thank you.
1137
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,760
No, it says "push".
1138
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:43,960
Shut up!
1139
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
This is the first time I've ever
been out with the grandad.
1140
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,000
This is the first time I've ever
been out with the grandad.
1141
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,760
He tried to call me Grandpa earlier.
1142
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,800
I was like, "No." "Do you want me to
call you Grandpa?" "No."
1143
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,160
I was like, "No." "Do you want me to
call you Grandpa?" "No."
1144
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,240
How romantic. It is.
It's nice, isn't it?
1145
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,000
How romantic. It is.
It's nice, isn't it?
1146
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,040
We've been through a lot
in the time we've been together.
1147
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,640
We've been through a lot
in the time we've been together.
1148
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,680
And, you know, and your support
to me when I was ill last year,
1149
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,720
And, you know, and your support
to me when I was ill last year,
1150
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,120
And, you know, and your support
to me when I was ill last year,
1151
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,160
and how grateful I was to you
1152
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,120
and how grateful I was to you
1153
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,160
for looking after me.
It was a horrible time.
1154
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,960
for looking after me.
It was a horrible time.
1155
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
A mad time, that was.Yeah.
1156
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:22,280
A mad time, that was.Yeah.
1157
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,320
And to be diagnosed
with Bell's palsy
1158
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,360
And to be diagnosed
with Bell's palsy
1159
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,680
And to be diagnosed
with Bell's palsy
1160
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:29,720
and not even knowing
what Bell's palsy even was.
1161
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,760
and not even knowing
what Bell's palsy even was.
1162
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:32,920
and not even knowing
what Bell's palsy even was.
1163
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,480
The thing is, look,
when you called the ambulance,
1164
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,760
they thought you were having
a stroke.Yeah.
1165
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,800
And when the ambulance arrived,
you know, straight away,
1166
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,040
And when the ambulance arrived,
you know, straight away,
1167
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,080
that's what they believed that
you were suffering from.
1168
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:41,840
that's what they believed that
you were suffering from.
1169
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,880
Yeah. And, you know,
and to not even be able
1170
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,920
Yeah. And, you know,
and to not even be able
1171
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,760
Yeah. And, you know,
and to not even be able
1172
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,800
to recognise myself
when I look in the mirror.
1173
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,720
to recognise myself
when I look in the mirror.
1174
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,880
Yeah. And to, you know, kind of
in some ways be a bit of a recluse
1175
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,920
Yeah. And to, you know, kind of
in some ways be a bit of a recluse
1176
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:57,960
Yeah. And to, you know, kind of
in some ways be a bit of a recluse
1177
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
because I wasn't confident
with going outside and my face.
1178
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,040
because I wasn't confident
with going outside and my face.
1179
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:02,680
because I wasn't confident
with going outside and my face.
1180
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:04,480
But you've done very well.Yeah.
1181
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,520
The fact that I'm still not quite
over the hill yet,
1182
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,000
The fact that I'm still not quite
over the hill yet,
1183
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,040
even though everyone says,
"Oh, I can't see it,"
1184
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:09,360
even though everyone says,
"Oh, I can't see it,"
1185
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,400
the fact that sometimes I still
suffer with a bit of pain and stuff.
1186
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,280
the fact that sometimes I still
suffer with a bit of pain and stuff.
1187
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,920
But we've got your back, man.
1188
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,960
Thank you. We've got your back.
Oh, don't make me cry.
1189
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:17,960
Thank you. We've got your back.
Oh, don't make me cry.
1190
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
But, no, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
1191
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:20,560
But, no, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
1192
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,320
Right.
1193
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,360
What song shall I do? Um...
1194
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:26,800
What song shall I do? Um...
1195
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,600
Yeah, that'll be the best song,
I think.
1196
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:31,840
Yeah, that'll be the best song,
I think.
1197
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,480
Thank you. So, the vegan
nourish bowl for you here.
1198
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:40,200
Thank you. So, the vegan
nourish bowl for you here.
1199
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:41,760
Yeah, perfect, thank you.
1200
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,600
Thank you.
And a medium steak for you here.
1201
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,640
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, mate. Cheers.
1202
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:45,960
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, mate. Cheers.
1203
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,760
Are you quite good at cooking,
like, the meals for yourself?
1204
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,200
Yeah, I do all that.
Is that your vibe?
1205
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:51,240
Yeah. OK. Like, you want to love and
look after someone. Yeah, I love it.
1206
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,240
Yeah. OK. Like, you want to love and
look after someone. Yeah, I love it.
1207
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,280
Go on. Love that. Yeah, I love it.
I love all that sort of stuff.
1208
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,280
Go on. Love that. Yeah, I love it.
I love all that sort of stuff.
1209
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,320
Like, home cooked food is,
like, my vibe.
1210
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:58,640
Like, home cooked food is,
like, my vibe.
1211
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,680
Yeah, my mum's, like,
around the corner.
1212
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:01,160
Yeah, my mum's, like,
around the corner.
1213
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,840
She's literally, like,
always at my house. Is she?
1214
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,880
Just, like, she comes round.
I might make a meal during the week
1215
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,080
Just, like, she comes round.
I might make a meal during the week
1216
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,120
and I'll go to, like, my mum's once
a week and my grandma's once a week.
1217
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,800
and I'll go to, like, my mum's once
a week and my grandma's once a week.
1218
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,840
That's nice. That's so cute.
I know. I love that.
1219
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,280
That's nice. That's so cute.
I know. I love that.
1220
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,320
So, like,
how long have you been single for?
1221
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:15,680
So, like,
how long have you been single for?
1222
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,720
Erm, 18 months. OK.
1223
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:18,200
Erm, 18 months. OK.
1224
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,240
You come out of quite
a big relationship, or...? Mmm...
1225
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,840
You come out of quite
a big relationship, or...? Mmm...
1226
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,880
We were together for a year. OK.
1227
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:24,200
We were together for a year. OK.
1228
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:25,920
Just didn't work out, like...
1229
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,280
Yeah, I did think she was the one.
1230
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,320
I had in my head, like,
oh, I'm going to marry this girl.
1231
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:32,640
I had in my head, like,
oh, I'm going to marry this girl.
1232
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,400
You know, we're going to
build this life together.
1233
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,440
But it just came out of nowhere
when she broke up with me.
1234
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:36,680
But it just came out of nowhere
when she broke up with me.
1235
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,280
It was like I had a stone
in my chest.
1236
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,760
It was like I had a stone
in my chest.
1237
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,800
It's hard to even move or do
anything without feeling the pain.
1238
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,720
It's hard to even move or do
anything without feeling the pain.
1239
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,720
It took me a while
to come out of my shell.
1240
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:50,040
It took me a while
to come out of my shell.
1241
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,080
Yeah? So, yeah.
But, hey, it's all good.
1242
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,240
Yeah? So, yeah.
But, hey, it's all good.
1243
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,040
So, I guess what I learned
is that I need to be looking
1244
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,920
So, I guess what I learned
is that I need to be looking
1245
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:01,960
for someone who is at the same
life stage, has the same goals,
1246
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
for someone who is at the same
life stage, has the same goals,
1247
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,080
for someone who is at the same
life stage, has the same goals,
1248
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,680
might even have kids.
1249
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,720
Someone who I'm aligned
with that lasts long term.
1250
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,640
Someone who I'm aligned
with that lasts long term.
1251
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,520
What's your go-to?
I do a lentil dahl.
1252
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,800
I do a really good lentil dahl.
1253
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,840
A chickpea lentil dahl,
which is really good.
1254
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:16,160
A chickpea lentil dahl,
which is really good.
1255
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,720
I'm just going to sit and
wait patiently for my meal.
1256
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,280
Are you? Yeah. They've done well.
Have they done well?
1257
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,120
Are you? Yeah. They've done well.
Have they done well?
1258
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,160
OK, good. Yeah.
They haven't done too badly.
1259
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:25,440
OK, good. Yeah.
They haven't done too badly.
1260
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,160
Yeah!
1261
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,040
You look gorgeous.
Thank you so much.
1262
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:40,440
You look gorgeous.
Thank you so much.
1263
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,480
Don't you feel like this
a restaurant that's, like,
1264
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:42,960
Don't you feel like this
a restaurant that's, like,
1265
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
destiny, fate? Yeah.
There's, like, so much happening.
1266
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,480
destiny, fate? Yeah.
There's, like, so much happening.
1267
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,520
Oh, you've done your nails.
When did you do that?
1268
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:49,320
Oh, you've done your nails.
When did you do that?
1269
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,360
Mmm.
1270
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:52,840
Very nice.
1271
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,480
It feels like there's an energy.
Yes. There's a big energy come in.
1272
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,120
It feels like there's an energy.
Yes. There's a big energy come in.
1273
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,560
What is your love language, then?
1274
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,760
Mine is physical touch as well.
1275
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,040
Mine is physical touch as well.
1276
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,560
Yeah, there is that.
There is also that.
1277
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,320
You like that?
Yeah. OK, good. OK.
1278
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,440
It's actually quite nice to sit
down here, see what's going on.
1279
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:11,480
It's actually quite nice to sit
down here, see what's going on.
1280
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,960
I can keep an eye on everybody.
1281
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,720
It's all about them.
1282
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,760
It's all about them having a magic,
magical day.
1283
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,200
It's all about them having a magic,
magical day.
1284
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:20,240
Yeah. No, it's nice because
you can see love blossoming.
1285
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,280
Yeah. No, it's nice because
you can see love blossoming.
1286
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:22,640
Yeah. No, it's nice because
you can see love blossoming.
1287
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,680
Imagine, that's your job.
We're very lucky.Yeah.
1288
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:25,360
Imagine, that's your job.
We're very lucky.Yeah.
1289
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,840
Do you want kids? Yeah, I want kids.
Nice. Yeah, absolutely.
1290
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:29,800
Do you want kids? Yeah, I want kids.
Nice. Yeah, absolutely.
1291
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,840
Before, I was so career driven
and wanted to do really well. Mmm.
1292
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,360
Before, I was so career driven
and wanted to do really well. Mmm.
1293
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,400
So I really focused on my career
because I knew I had to catch up.
1294
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:36,720
So I really focused on my career
because I knew I had to catch up.
1295
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:37,840
Mmm.
1296
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,880
Basically, I have epilepsy. OK.
1297
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:40,320
Basically, I have epilepsy. OK.
1298
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,360
And I've had it
since I was about 11.
1299
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:42,840
And I've had it
since I was about 11.
1300
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,880
So school was really, really tough.
So I'd have, like, absence seizures.
1301
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,160
So school was really, really tough.
So I'd have, like, absence seizures.
1302
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,200
So I'd be talking to you now...
Yeah. ..and then all of a sudden
1303
00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:48,600
So I'd be talking to you now...
Yeah. ..and then all of a sudden
1304
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:49,720
I would just black out.
1305
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,760
So I wouldn't faint, but, like,
I'd just start staring into space.
1306
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:52,720
So I wouldn't faint, but, like,
I'd just start staring into space.
1307
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,400
They did all the scans
and then they realised
1308
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,440
that, actually, I had
a stroke before I was born.
1309
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,800
that, actually, I had
a stroke before I was born.
1310
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,840
So the left side of
my brain's pretty much dead.
1311
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:00,520
So the left side of
my brain's pretty much dead.
1312
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,560
Whoa. Yeah, it's mad, isn't it?
It's so scary. Crazy.
1313
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:02,840
Whoa. Yeah, it's mad, isn't it?
It's so scary. Crazy.
1314
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:03,640
It's so sca-... Yeah, it's crazy.
1315
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,480
At school,
I could never remember anything.
1316
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:07,800
At school,
I could never remember anything.
1317
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,840
There was an element of, oh,
there's something wrong with her.
1318
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:10,360
There was an element of, oh,
there's something wrong with her.
1319
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,400
You know, when sometimes
you have separate classes
1320
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,120
You know, when sometimes
you have separate classes
1321
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,160
for those that struggle
academically. That was me.
1322
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,760
for those that struggle
academically. That was me.
1323
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,360
You want to do well, don't you?
1324
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,400
And you know you have the ability
to do something.
1325
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:20,960
And you know you have the ability
to do something.
1326
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,800
And that's what became
really frustrating.
1327
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,200
I managed to get into university
1328
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,240
and then I was like, right, I need
to smash my career. Yeah.
1329
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:28,520
and then I was like, right, I need
to smash my career. Yeah.
1330
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,560
So you've not had it easy? No. No.
1331
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,560
So you've not had it easy? No. No.
1332
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,600
I strive to do well, and I've
struggled to meet somebody
1333
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,760
I strive to do well, and I've
struggled to meet somebody
1334
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,800
who, like, matches that kind of
energy and determination and, yeah.
1335
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,840
who, like, matches that kind of
energy and determination and, yeah.
1336
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,640
who, like, matches that kind of
energy and determination and, yeah.
1337
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,680
Now, like, life's great
and my career is going really well.
1338
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:42,520
Now, like, life's great
and my career is going really well.
1339
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,560
It's like now it's time to focus on,
like, what else do you want in life?
1340
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,160
It's like now it's time to focus on,
like, what else do you want in life?
1341
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,160
What's, like, the bigger picture?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1342
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,200
Do you want kids?
Do you want to meet someone?
1343
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:49,520
Do you want kids?
Do you want to meet someone?
1344
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,320
But I do like kids.
I used to go into schools and, like,
1345
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,360
teach kids about oral health through
like, my own, like, songs.
1346
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,280
teach kids about oral health through
like, my own, like, songs.
1347
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,000
Stuff like that. No way. Did you?
1348
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,600
So, I'd, like, rap about teeth
and that.
1349
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,920
It's nice that you've got, like,
a bit of a softer side, like.
1350
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,160
It's nice that you've got, like,
a bit of a softer side, like.
1351
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,800
That is so lush. Is that for me?
Edible. Oh, thank you.
1352
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,840
That is so lush. Is that for me?
Edible. Oh, thank you.
1353
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:11,320
That is so lush. Is that for me?
Edible. Oh, thank you.
1354
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,600
Now, I could do with a fork,
actually.
1355
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:16,600
Yeah.
1356
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,760
Well, maybe I could feed you.
1357
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:20,000
Well, maybe I could feed you.
1358
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,280
Dip it in a bit of chocolate.
1359
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,200
Can't risk it. All right.
1360
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:26,840
Can't risk it. All right.
1361
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,680
This is what the daters do,
you know.
1362
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:29,880
Go on. Go on.
1363
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,640
Mmm.
1364
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:38,960
You like it?Mmm.
1365
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,120
Feed you again.OK. Hold on.
Why you put this in front?
1366
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,160
Feed you again.OK. Hold on.
Why you put this in front?
1367
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,200
Cos if I get chocolate down me,
Fred. No, you've got to come closer.
1368
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:46,720
Cos if I get chocolate down me,
Fred. No, you've got to come closer.
1369
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,600
Yeah.
No, no, I can't risk it. Look.
1370
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,600
Mmm.
1371
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,520
Trying to be a lady.
1372
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,560
It's like the Arabian Nights the way
you put your thing on like that.
1373
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:01,840
It's like the Arabian Nights the way
you put your thing on like that.
1374
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,840
And you're going to start doing
the belly dance.
1375
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,880
HE HUMS HIGH-PITCHED TUNE
1376
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,400
HE HUMS HIGH-PITCHED TUNE
1377
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,440
There's something about being fed
1378
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,040
There's something about being fed
1379
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,080
that's very sensual and very nice.
And, yeah,
1380
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,560
that's very sensual and very nice.
And, yeah,
1381
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,080
you might be lucky later.
1382
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,800
Do you want some more?
1383
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,280
I'm lucky every night.
1384
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,320
Well, it was very, very nice of you
to come and see me.Of course.
1385
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,040
Well, it was very, very nice of you
to come and see me.Of course.
1386
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,960
I've really enjoyed dinner.Me too.
1387
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
But I've got to go back to work,
babe.Mm-hm. OK. OK?
1388
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:32,920
But I've got to go back to work,
babe.Mm-hm. OK. OK?
1389
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,640
Shall I meet you up after work?
1390
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,640
You come and pick me up
when we finish?Yeah, no problem.
1391
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,680
All right.All right.
OK, let me take you back.
1392
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:38,920
All right.All right.
OK, let me take you back.
1393
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:42,800
Thank you. You're welcome.
1394
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,400
You can hold my hand
down the stairs.
1395
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,680
You know how clumsy I can
be sometimes.
1396
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:50,200
You know how clumsy I can
be sometimes.
1397
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,120
THEY CHUCKLE
1398
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,280
Are you OK now?Yes, thank you.
1399
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,120
How you going? I'm good. Are you
ready for your performance?
1400
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:00,440
How you going? I'm good. Are you
ready for your performance?
1401
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,040
I'm ready. I'm ready. OK, man.
I'm good. Awesome. All right.
1402
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,080
Thank you very much.
Looking forward to it.Thank you.
1403
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:04,360
Thank you very much.
Looking forward to it.Thank you.
1404
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,400
Enjoy. I will.Enjoy. Good.
1405
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:06,680
Enjoy. I will.Enjoy. Good.
1406
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,360
Outside of the rapping songs
to children,
1407
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,600
Outside of the rapping songs
to children,
1408
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,560
do you do any other rapping?
1409
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,600
I might do one, like, on my own
on, like, social media.
1410
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,640
I might do one, like, on my own
on, like, social media.
1411
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:18,920
I might do one, like, on my own
on, like, social media.
1412
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,960
Retainers or, like, brushing.
1413
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:21,360
Retainers or, like, brushing.
1414
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,400
So, cleaning retainers...
1415
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:24,000
So, cleaning retainers...
1416
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:25,600
Yeah. ..bane of my life.
1417
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,640
What do you recommend? Retainer pod.
1418
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:28,120
What do you recommend? Retainer pod.
1419
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,400
# Keep your retainers fresh
1420
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,400
# Retainers blessed
Retainers clean
1421
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,600
# You know what I mean
1422
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,640
# Just pop one tab in a pod
and let it, zzz. #
1423
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:34,920
# Just pop one tab in a pod
and let it, zzz. #
1424
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,360
Oh, my God.
1425
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,640
I love that!
1426
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,160
That's brilliant.
1427
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,480
How did it go?
1428
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,520
Oh, really well. Yeah.
1429
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:45,760
Oh, really well. Yeah.
1430
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,400
No, I really liked him.
1431
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,440
I think he's definitely
boyfriend material.
1432
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:49,720
I think he's definitely
boyfriend material.
1433
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,680
Maybe marriage material. Who knows?
1434
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:53,040
Ticked a lot of my boxes.
1435
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,080
All the important ones he ticked,
and more.
1436
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,080
All the important ones he ticked,
and more.
1437
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,840
Already you're, like,
trying to inspire me.
1438
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,880
Anything like that,
I'm like, just totally go for it.
1439
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:00,160
Anything like that,
I'm like, just totally go for it.
1440
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,280
Mmm. It's really, really good.
1441
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,720
You good? Yeah, I'm good.
Are you? Yeah, I'm good. Good.
1442
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:12,000
You good? Yeah, I'm good.
Are you? Yeah, I'm good. Good.
1443
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,600
So, would you
like to see each other again?
1444
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:18,040
So, would you
like to see each other again?
1445
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,200
Yes. Yes.
1446
00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:23,240
Definitely. Yeah. 100%.
1447
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:23,440
Definitely. Yeah. 100%.
1448
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:25,880
Do you want to split?
1449
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,920
I'll get it. OK, thank you. If
that's OK. Yes, of course it's OK.
1450
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:28,800
I'll get it. OK, thank you. If
that's OK. Yes, of course it's OK.
1451
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,840
Well, I'll treat you.
Oh, thank you.
1452
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:31,160
Well, I'll treat you.
Oh, thank you.
1453
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,960
Shall I get the next one, then?
Yeah, it's on you.
1454
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,680
You've done really well.
You're really driven.
1455
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:37,880
And family's really
important to you,
1456
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,920
which is really important to me.
And there aren't many people
1457
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:40,840
which is really important to me.
And there aren't many people
1458
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,880
that kind of have that balance,
I don't think.
1459
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,200
that kind of have that balance,
I don't think.
1460
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,240
Shall we exchange numbers,
and that? Yeah.
1461
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:45,880
Shall we exchange numbers,
and that? Yeah.
1462
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,680
I think it was just
a really nice vibe.
1463
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,320
Like, you're obviously
a strong woman.
1464
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:50,760
Like, you've been through a lot.
1465
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,800
And then now you're really
settled... Yeah. ..and you're, like,
1466
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:53,160
And then now you're really
settled... Yeah. ..and you're, like,
1467
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,200
kind of ready to find someone.
So I thought that was cool as well.
1468
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,280
kind of ready to find someone.
So I thought that was cool as well.
1469
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,440
# So you whispered in my ear
1470
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:03,920
# So you whispered in my ear
1471
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,960
# And you told me too... #
1472
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,200
# And you told me too... #
1473
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:08,640
Love a live performance.
1474
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,160
# Life worthwhile
1475
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,200
# It's all about you
1476
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:13,840
# It's all about you
1477
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:15,880
# And I would answer all your wishes
1478
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,920
# And I would answer all your wishes
1479
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,960
# If you ask me to
1480
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:20,240
# If you ask me to
1481
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:22,280
# So if you deny me
one of your kisses
1482
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,320
# So if you deny me
one of your kisses
1483
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:24,640
# So if you deny me
one of your kisses
1484
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,680
# Don't know what I'd do
1485
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:26,960
# Don't know what I'd do
1486
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000
# So hold me close and say
three words, like you used to do
1487
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,040
# So hold me close and say
three words, like you used to do
1488
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,080
# So hold me close and say
three words, like you used to do
1489
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:33,360
# So hold me close and say
three words, like you used to do
1490
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,400
# Dancing on the kitchen tiles
1491
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:36,120
# Dancing on the kitchen tiles
1492
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,160
# It's all about you
1493
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,040
# It's all about you
1494
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,640
# Yeah. #
1495
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,000
Thank you very much. Thank you.
1496
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,880
DINERS APPLAUD
1497
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,240
Thank you, thank you.
1498
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,600
Could you cope with me at a Girls
Aloud gig? That's the real question.
1499
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,440
Could you cope with me at a Girls
Aloud gig? That's the real question.
1500
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,480
You can't wear a T-shirt.
1501
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:57,720
You can't wear a T-shirt.
1502
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,040
Then she's not coming.
1503
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,080
# And I would answer all your
wishes, if you asked me to
1504
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,120
# And I would answer all your
wishes, if you asked me to
1505
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,160
# And I would answer all your
wishes, if you asked me to
1506
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,600
# And I would answer all your
wishes, if you asked me to
1507
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,640
# But if you deny me
one of your kisses... #
1508
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,680
# But if you deny me
one of your kisses... #
1509
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:16,000
# But if you deny me
one of your kisses... #
1510
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:17,560
Any First Date raps
you can think of?
1511
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,200
# Out on First Dates
1512
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,960
# I think it's gone great
1513
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,440
# Here with my honey
1514
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,480
# And I think we're going to
go again. #
1515
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,320
# And I think we're going to
go again. #
1516
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,840
Hey!
1517
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,880
# It's all about you
It's all about you
1518
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,560
# It's all about you
It's all about you
1519
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,600
# It's all about you, baby
1520
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,080
# It's all about you, baby
1521
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,120
# It's all about you
It's all about you
1522
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,960
# It's all about you
It's all about you
1523
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
# It's all about you, baby... #
1524
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,000
# It's all about you, baby... #
1525
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,160
Oh, yes, you did.
Caring is sharing.
1526
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,200
Oh, yes.Are you ready?
1527
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:45,400
Oh, yes.Are you ready?
1528
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,440
# It's all about you
1529
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,480
# It's all about you
1530
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:50,720
# It's all about you
1531
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,760
# It's all about you. #
1532
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,800
# It's all about you. #
1533
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,840
# It's all about you. #
1534
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,000
# It's all about you. #
1535
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,160
Fancy a date at
the First Dates restaurant?
1536
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:03,880
Fancy a date at
the First Dates restaurant?
1537
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,920
You're just gorgeous.
1538
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,960
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1539
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
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1540
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:10,440
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1541
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,360
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1542
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,320
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