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V-fib! He's coding!
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"Yea, all which it inherit,
shall dissolve."
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"And, like this
insubstantial pageant faded,
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leave not a rack behind."
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"We are such stuff as dreams are made on,
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and our little life
is rounded with a sleep."
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You guys!
We can't just keep running!
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He's dying. And we're…
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We're gonna get outta here!
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-Push one more epinephrine!
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Pushing one more epi!
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-I got something!
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I think it's Gordie!
He's trying to show us the way out!
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What the hell?
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We've gotta go through it. Come on!
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Rufus! Rufus!
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Gordie's gone.
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-Rufus!
-Freeze! Police!
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-Do not move.
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Put your hands up on the wall.
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-Mom, are you all right?
-I am. Are you okay?
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-Shut up, all of you.
-Turn around!
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-Where's Sam?
-I said don't talk!
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Listen to me. We can explain,
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but we all need
to get out of here right now.
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-Johnny.
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-What is that thing?
-It won't make any sense.
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Please! We just have to go!
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You're seeing this, right?
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You don't wanna go in there!
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-Freeze, right there!
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Where's my damn keys?
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-Stop!
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Sam.
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No.
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This way.
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Hey, get back here!
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No. No, it's not.
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Stop.
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-You stop!
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I'm so sorry, Ellie.
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We can't let Gideon win.
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Run!
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Do whatever you have to do
to keep those keys from Gideon.
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-What about you?
-Don't worry. We'll go someplace safe.
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You still have the Creation Key?
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What does it do?
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You can make anything come to life
just by drawing it,
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by drawing a sketch of it.
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Now go!
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Come on, come on!
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Come on! We gotta go!
53
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And you can't get the chest open?
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No, it's impossible.
55
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What about Tyler and Kinsey?
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Nothing yet.
I'm starting to get worried.
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Who's that?
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-Josh! Josh!
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It's Ellie and Rufus!
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We need your help.
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Okay, come in.
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-Shit!
-Uh…
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The key! The key!
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Okay, here goes nothing.
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-That's pretty cool. Okay.
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-Excuse me!
-Sorry!
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Good thing you won't remember this.
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-Oh!
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-Stand back, stand back!
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-Stand back.
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-Oh my God!
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-We can't outrun him!
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Wait! Give me the key!
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What are you doing?
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Getting us to Keyhouse.
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He's coming!
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What is that? A bicycle?
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Nice.
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-Ty, we gotta go!
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Go! Get out of here!
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You.
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Hmm…
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Clever device.
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Whoa!
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That's Josh's car.
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Hah.
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I think it's Gideon!
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How does he even know how to drive?
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Come on!
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-Turn for me! Turn!
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What happened?
Where's Rufus and Ellie!
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-They're safe! Yeah!
-Did you get the key?
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Cool! What does it do?
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Whatever you draw with it
becomes a real version of that thing.
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No way! Like what?
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Like a door. Or a motorcycle.
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You guys drew a motorcycle,
and it came to life?
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Are you guys hurt?
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We… We got the key, but…
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Gordie didn't make it. Gideon killed him.
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Oh my God!
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Wait, where's Sam?
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He was trapped inside when Gordie died.
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Wait. What? What does that mean?
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I think it means…
I think it means he's dead too.
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But we… we don't have a lot of time.
Gideon's on his way here right now.
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-Did you get the chest open?
-No, we tried everything!
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-It's protected by magic.
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Okay. If we can't get the Alpha Key,
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then we have to find a way
to get Gideon in the well house.
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Or maybe we can use the Creation Key
to draw some weapons.
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Or both.
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Hey, Gideon!
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Over here!
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Here I am, boy.
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You're looking for these, right?
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You insult my intelligence.
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As if I don't know the rule.
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Did you honestly believe
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that I would just walk through that door
and disappear for you?
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-I don't know what you're talking about.
-Oh, no, of course not.
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But here's something that you should know.
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Whenever you choose to emerge,
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I will make sure that your death
is painfully exquisite.
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Uh…
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I guess you've got me.
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But no…
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you have some clever little trick.
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Well, kind of.
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-Watch out! Coming through!
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It's working!
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Come on!
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Uh-oh.
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And thus ends this prison.
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We need the Alpha Key. It's the only way.
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I told you we can't get into the chest.
There's no way to defeat magic.
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-Unless you have magic.
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We've gotta get out of here!
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-Give me the key.
-What?
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The Creation Key! Give it to me!
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Wow, very amazing key.
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-Kinsey!
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-The key!
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Or she dies.
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No.
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You fucking die!
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He's gone.
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It worked.
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-We did it.
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Did you see that?
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What?
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The portal got smaller when he fell in.
153
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Why would that happen?
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Two keys went in with him.
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Wait, what are you doing?
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I just need to test something.
157
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That's the Head Key!
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You're right.
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Tossing the key in made it smaller.
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You can't just throw away keys
without consultation.
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We can board it up or build another door.
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That didn't work too well
the first time around, did it?
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We could build a stronger door.
One that no one could get into.
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00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:08,110
Look. I, um, think we all know
what needs to happen here.
165
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We need to give up the keys.
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Throw them all back where they came from.
167
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But they've helped us so much.
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Have they?
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I mean, they're the reason Dad's gone
and so many other people.
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Eden, Jackie, Joe, Gordie.
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And all the original
Keepers of the Keys.
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Gideon was right about one thing.
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The keys, they never belonged to us.
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Mom, come on. We can't just give up magic.
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I'm sorry, bud.
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But I agree.
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-The keys aren't good.
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They make people
do terrible things.
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They corrupt people.
They cause harm and pain.
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Even your father,
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he couldn't resist them.
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I think Tyler's right.
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Me too.
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So I'm outvoted, then.
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I was hoping this could be
a unanimous thing.
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Bode, what is it you want from the keys?
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Just one more thing.
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If we can do that…
189
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…then I'll agree.
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Shotgun!
191
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Seriously, again?
192
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Dibs on music!
193
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So much for
a quiet carpool to work.
194
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Still time to play hooky.
195
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-Ugh. Tempting.
-Mmm.
196
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-See you tonight. Love you.
-Love you.
197
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:18,448
Hey, your mom,
she loves AC/DC in the morning.
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Play it really loud.
199
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Okay, Dad.
200
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Forget your hockey gloves again, Ty?
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Rendell.
202
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Oh my God.
203
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,324
You should've seen us
cleaning those spiderwebs
204
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before Mom got home.
205
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:48,247
I don't even wanna know all
the things that I missed pre Memory Key.
206
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,707
Like the time I went to Coachella
and back for a day.
207
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Now that was cool.
208
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:55,128
Oh… You are definitely
your father's daughter.
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-See, the keys weren't all bad.
-Mmm.
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00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,884
No, not always.
211
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It doesn't change the fact
that we have to get rid of them.
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00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:10,435
Hey, you're doing something
that I was never strong enough to do.
213
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,812
I wish I could've…
214
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…protected you from all this,
215
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,860
but now you get to finish what I started.
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00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,285
I'm so proud of you.
217
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,790
But don't you miss the keys?
218
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:34,501
Didn't they make you feel special?
219
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,089
Yeah. Yeah, they did.
220
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:44,094
But, uh, I spent a long time
trying to hold on to that,
221
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and it never compared
to every day with you guys.
222
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This was the real magic.
223
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This is all I ever needed.
224
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,614
You've learned something
that I never could.
225
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One minute left.
226
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I wish we could stay longer.
227
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Eh, I know.
228
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-Me too.
229
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But you gotta go live your lives.
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That's all I want.
231
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For you to be happy.
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You won't remember this.
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No, but you will.
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And that's all that matters.
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The past is always with us.
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-Come here.
237
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,690
How's that for a lobster trap?
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00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:35,075
Nephropidae forever!
239
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:39,871
-Nephropidae!
-Whoo!
240
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:42,165
And that is exactly why
241
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,544
I will be taking my fake blood recipe
with me to the grave.
242
00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:50,715
Um, so, when can we expect
a Splattering 3?
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00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:54,135
Yeah!
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00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:59,182
Um, that's a tough one.
245
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:00,517
We're all hyper-focused
246
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on college tours
and applications these days.
247
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,188
But hey, never say never, right?
248
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:10,235
No. No, I can say that I will never wear
that Nephropidae suit ever again.
249
00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:16,866
I noticed you gave special thanks
to Sam Lesser in the credits.
250
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Weird choice considering…
251
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:22,122
Well, you know.
252
00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:27,335
You know, that's not something
we really wanna get into.
253
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,504
Sam was a troubled kid.
254
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:33,508
But if a killer lobster
is capable of redemption,
255
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,093
then so is Sam Lesser.
256
00:26:38,888 --> 00:26:41,766
Uh, yeah, I think I see another hand
just out there.
257
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:49,399
Hi there. Big fan, brilliant film.
258
00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:52,902
But I have to admit,
you did Nathaniel dirty.
259
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:56,448
-What? Not even a proper on-screen death?
260
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,467
I can't believe you're really here.
261
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,177
Yeah, well, just till Monday,
262
00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:19,804
but it was worth the jet lag
just to see the look on your faces.
263
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:22,474
Let's grab our stuff
and head to Doug's garage to celebrate.
264
00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:25,143
It might be hard to imagine,
but I've actually missed Doug's garage.
265
00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:27,103
I think I still have your smoothie maker.
266
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,981
-Now it's a party.
-Right? We'll meet you there.
267
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:44,120
So how are the Lockes faring these days
without their keys?
268
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:45,538
Surprisingly well.
269
00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:47,666
Normal feels nice.
270
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:50,251
It'll definitely be weird in a year or so.
271
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:55,799
I'm just sorry we couldn't keep
the Memory Key for you and the Savinis.
272
00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:57,050
Listen, don't be.
273
00:27:57,133 --> 00:28:00,053
You know, maybe that was
the genius of The Splattering.
274
00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:02,889
Magic will always exist.
275
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:03,848
We got it on tape,
276
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:07,477
and no stupid rule about forgetting
is gonna take that away from us. Never.
277
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:13,942
And Rochester is going well?
278
00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:15,318
Yeah, yeah.
279
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:19,906
It's challenging, but I like that
and made some good friends.
280
00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,867
No one like this lot, of course.
281
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:23,910
Obviously.
282
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,624
No one like you.
283
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:34,295
I've missed you.
284
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:37,465
It's hard, isn't it?
285
00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:40,301
Pretending it doesn't hurt?
286
00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:47,976
You know,
287
00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:52,063
RISD has a pretty awesome
global exchange program
288
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:54,733
if I get accepted.
289
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:58,445
Hold on. Are you saying you might
find yourself on my side of the pond?
290
00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,739
-Maybe.
291
00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:03,283
Would that be a good thing?
292
00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:07,704
Kins, there's… there's good.
There's great.
293
00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:11,458
And then there's like…
like another tier of excellent.
294
00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:14,586
And that's where you find us.
295
00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:32,645
And then we took a kayak
to the Rock Islands
296
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:35,064
and went for a swim in the lake.
It was amazing.
297
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:37,358
Totally worth
the multiple jellyfish stings.
298
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:39,611
The fact that the lake
is literally called Jellyfish Lake
299
00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:41,237
should have prepared us for that.
300
00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:44,866
I've driven on the Highway to the Sun.
It doesn't literally go to the sun.
301
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:46,242
So what you're saying is,
302
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:48,411
"Don't have Duncan
book our next family vacation."
303
00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:50,288
Well, that's a bit hyperbolic.
304
00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:53,333
I do have tamer options available
for the timid.
305
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:55,627
-We miss anything exciting here?
306
00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:02,008
Well, I was assaulted
at the Meeting House.
307
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:05,512
And then my car was stolen and totaled.
308
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:08,431
So anyone who tells you
that there is less crime in a small town
309
00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,225
has never been to Matheson, Massachusetts.
310
00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:12,811
-Did they catch them?
-No, not even any leads.
311
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:16,564
But on the plus side, that means I can
test drive some new rides this afternoon.
312
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:17,732
Oh.
313
00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:19,567
Need any help?
314
00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:23,363
Really?
315
00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:28,243
Sure. I'm an excellent negotiator,
and I'll make sure you don't get swindled.
316
00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,371
-That would be great.
317
00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:32,747
Oh my goodness!
318
00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:38,586
-Shotgun!
-Oh man!
319
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,964
-You snooze, you lose!
320
00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:44,425
-You sure you don't wanna come?
-Oh, I'm quite sure. Have fun.
321
00:30:45,051 --> 00:30:46,469
-Bye.
-Bye.
322
00:30:51,432 --> 00:30:54,102
That's good to see
that Bode's finally warming up to Josh.
323
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,229
Yeah, he scored some extra points
324
00:30:56,312 --> 00:30:58,815
when Bode heard
that he rammed Gideon with his car.
325
00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:01,317
Even though Josh can't remember doing it.
326
00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:02,235
Is that weird?
327
00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:05,613
-No. Not as bad as I thought.
328
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:08,658
On the other side,
there would have been so many questions,
329
00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:11,327
but now we can just all move on together.
330
00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:13,121
Clean slate.
331
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:15,164
And the well house?
332
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,960
I was thinking
I might put up a greenhouse there.
333
00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:20,420
I love that idea.
334
00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:24,340
Or, and I'm just spitballing here,
a little guest house
335
00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,509
for when your favorite brothers-in-law
come to visit.
336
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,177
-Throw in a hot tub.
337
00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:30,305
-Not sure that's gonna happen.
338
00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:33,892
But you'll always have your room upstairs
for when you come and visit often.
339
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:37,478
No, Josh is for sure gonna turn that
into his man cave or something.
340
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,481
Oh, funny. No, it's yours.
341
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,067
Always.
342
00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:02,629
Okay, so we've got
plenty of sandwich stuff in the fridge,
343
00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:04,130
and I'll be home before dinner.
344
00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:07,425
Oh crap! Is that toothpaste?
345
00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:09,302
-Mom.
346
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:11,804
You've got this.
347
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,769
Are you good?
348
00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:22,065
Yeah, just finishing
the last chapter of Squadron Strange.
349
00:32:23,983 --> 00:32:25,234
Impressive.
350
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:28,780
So do Sergeant E and her troops
eventually find their way back home?
351
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,533
They realized they already were home.
352
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,667
See you later.
353
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:41,751
Break a leg.
354
00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:45,254
We're so thrilled
you've decided to come back.
355
00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:47,256
Thanks. Feels good.
356
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:50,843
The timing couldn't be more perfect,
with fall sign-up starting today.
357
00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:53,471
Can't wait.
358
00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,561
-Hopefully, we get a decent turnout.
359
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,397
I think you could say that.
360
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,148
Welcome back, Coach Whedon.
361
00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:37,140
You're just lucky
I sweet-talked Glen
362
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,599
into giving you your job back.
363
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,560
Yeah, I hear the talent pool
364
00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:43,813
for underpaid, overworked
construction workers in Montana is vast.
365
00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:45,398
You know you love it.
366
00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:48,484
I do, actually.
Looking forward to getting back.
367
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:50,820
But first, road trip.
368
00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:52,363
Yeah, so if I make good time,
369
00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:54,866
I should be able to meet you in Nashville
by Tuesday morning.
370
00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:58,119
Ooh, and we have to stop in Colorado
at the UFO Watchtower.
371
00:33:58,202 --> 00:34:02,290
For sure. Plus, maybe a little detour
into Baja, California.
372
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:04,917
Where Glen will be calling
to fire us both.
373
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:10,339
Why are we packing your car now?
374
00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:12,008
Because I'm heading out at sunrise,
375
00:34:12,091 --> 00:34:14,969
and I know what you're like
when you have to get up before00.
376
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,680
Yeah, and we've officially retired
from battling monsters.
377
00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:19,098
Hey!
378
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:21,142
I threw some breakfast bars in here.
379
00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:22,560
Sorry.
380
00:34:22,643 --> 00:34:25,021
-I couldn't help myself.
-Thanks.
381
00:34:25,104 --> 00:34:26,439
So, can we come visit you?
382
00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:29,400
Of course, but I'll be back
in the fall for your birthday.
383
00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:30,485
With Carly?
384
00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:33,237
Possibly.
385
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:35,156
I already invited her.
386
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:38,367
What? We text.
387
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,588
I never thought I'd say this, but…
388
00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:53,841
I'm gonna miss this place.
389
00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:57,595
Even if it's a little Norman Bates.
390
00:34:59,305 --> 00:35:02,183
-Turns out it was a lot Norman Bates.
391
00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,644
Who's Norman Bates?
392
00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:16,614
Wait.
393
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,867
Do you guys hear that?
394
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:24,205
Hear what?
395
00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:29,127
What are you hearing?
396
00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:33,673
Nothing.
397
00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:36,050
Absolutely nothing.