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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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JIMMY: Hey, Gene.
-Thanks, Jimmy.

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- Trina.
-Hey, Jimmy.

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- Got a package, Dan.
[MOUTHS] <i>Thank</i> you.

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How's it going?

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What's up?

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[KNOCKS]

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- Hey.
-Hey, yourself.

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Jimmy, I'm really slammed.
Just tell me what you need.

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What is it?

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I can't open it.

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[SIGHS]

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So, what does it say?

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[LAUGHS]

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[LAUGHS]

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"I must call to your
attention the newly passed...

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...Environmental Impact and
Sustainability Assurance Act...

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...a statute that as you know,
went into effect without any...

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...ex post facto provisions in place."

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- You got a second?
-Not really. I'm--

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- It'll just take two seconds, I promise.
-All right.

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What's this?

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[SNORTS]

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- Is this a joke?
-Nope. No joke.

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You passed the bar?

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[CHUCKLES]
Yeah. <i>I</i> did.

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I thought if Kim can do it,
maybe I can too, you know?

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So I got my last few credits for
undergrad from a community college.

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They're not just for draft dodgers
and yoga classes, all right?

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Then I found a law school
that would accept me.

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I mean, it wasn't
Georgetown or anything.

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[SIGHS]

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The University of American Samoa.

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- Oh, correspondence school.
-Well, I wasn't gonna quit work, right?

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Nights. Weekends. You know.

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They call it distance learning nowadays.
They're accredited.

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Go, Land Crabs.
So you know, I did that.

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And the bar exam's a mother.
I mean, for me, it was.

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I failed it the first two times,
but I guess it's like losing your virginity.

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Third time's the charm.

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This must have taken you years.
And you kept it a secret all this time?

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Why? You didn't come to me for help?

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Jesus, Chuck. You're the busiest guy
I know. You're doing important shit.

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- Wow. I don't know what to say.
-Are you proud of me?

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Hmm? Um...

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Yes. Absolutely.

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Thanks, Chuck. That means a lot.

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Oh, hey. I was hoping, you know,
if you think it's appropriate...

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...once I get sworn in
and everything, consider hiring me.

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As what? Oh, a lawyer.

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Obviously. Yeah.

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That's a question I'm gonna have to take
up with Howard and the other partners.

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Uh, you know,
it's not my decision alone.

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But how could they say no?

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So much drive.
Jimmy, look what you've done here.

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[PEOPLE CHEERING]

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- I told those guys devil's food.
-Yeah.

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- I will sue the store for you.
-Good.

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- Remember us when you're all big time.
-I don't remember you now, Burt.

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You representing mail room. You show
those upstairs jackholes how it gets--

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Hey. What're you folks up to?
Having a party?

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Just a little celebration on behalf
of New Mexico's newest attorney.

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I heard. Jesus, Jimmy.
You're a regular Charlie Hustle.

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- Congratulations, my friend.
-Thank you.

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- Would you like some cake?
-Oh, here.

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Don't mind if I do.

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Really, really impressive, Jimmy.
We're all proud of you.

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I hate to interrupt, but could you
give Jimmy and me a moment?

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- Sure.
-Yeah. Absolutely.

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[COPIER WHIRRING]

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Please, sit down.

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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

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<i>Let's reassess in six months.</i>

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Thanks for understanding, Jimmy.

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You want the door opened or closed?

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Closed.

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[My]

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[KNOCKS]

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How's it going?

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- Settling back in.
-Great.

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So apparently
they are ready for us.

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Oh. Thanks.

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But I wanted to get
some things done before lunch.

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And I'm still trying to--

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Come on, Kim. You deserve this.

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Come bask in the glow.

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<i>HOWARD:
Thank you for coming.</i>

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<i>I appreciate you making time
in the middle of your days.</i>

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<i>I'm pleased to announce
that working closely with...</i>

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<i>...the Bernalillo County
District Attorney's Office...</i>

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<i>...we've reached an agreement
for Craig Kettleman.</i>

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<i>We believe this is a
just and fair outcome...</i>

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<i>...and brings to a close an incident
Mr. Kettieman deeply regrets.</i>

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<i>He is committed to making amends...</i>

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Can I help you?

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- Yeah. I'm here to see Mrs. Landry.
-Ah.

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Sign in right here, please.

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- Are you a relative?
-Lawyer.

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- Ahem. But I treat my clients like family.
-Oh.

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- You know where to find her? Ah.
-Yeah. Thanks.

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV]

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Hey. Good morning, folks.
Hi. Jimmy McGill.

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Uh, oh. Hey. Pick a card, any card.

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All right.

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How's it going there?
Good. Whoa, not so tight.

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Oh. Shh.

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A little surprise from the card fairy.

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Give me that squeeze.

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Squeeze whatever you got that's below
the water that I can't see. Oh, yeah.

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All right, Mrs. Landry.

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Just a few more signatures and,
uh, ahem, thy will be done.

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Would you like another Hydrox?

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No, thank you. I'm all Hydrox'd out.
Heh, heh.

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Please help yourself
if you change your mind.

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All right. That one.

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Okay. And that one.

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And that is it.

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Oh. What a relief.
I should have done this years ago.

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Well, people do tend to put it off.
But everybody should have a will.

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Please tell your friends.

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And that comes to $140.

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And I'm happy to take cash or a cheque.

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Or, uh, cash. Heh.

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One moment.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Could you write me a cheque?

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Well, it's been so long, I really don't
know if I have enough in my account.

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I am so sorry. This is awful.

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But all I have is $43.

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- Okay.
-Now, I could ask for an advance.

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I am so sorry.

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- It's fine.
-I don't know what to say.

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This is awful.

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Oh. You could keep the will
until I get my allowance.

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And that should only be
until the end of next week.

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That's not necessary.

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Here's my address. Mail it to me
when you've got it. All right?

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And why don't we--
We'll just make it an even 120. All right?

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Oh. Thank you.

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You have a nice day.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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Excuse me. Allowance?
Your family has you on an allowance?

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No. No. It's my money.
I just get it from Sandpiper Crossing.

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- Five hundred dollars a m0nth--
-I don't understand.

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You should have social security cheques
plus that pension we talked about.

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- So how are you on an allowance?
-Well, the cheques go to Sandpiper.

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And then they take out
my fees and my expenses.

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Why don't you come on in?
I'm afraid I'm not explaining it very well.

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I have statements here.

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Somewhere. Somewhere.

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So your pension and social security...

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...goes straight
to the Sandpiper people?

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They take out--
They take out what they need.

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And then I get my allowance.
Here.

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And all the rest
goes into my savings account.

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It's really all very above-board.
A lot of places do it this way.

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This is how they do it
for everybody around here?

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Well, yes. They try to make
everything easy for us.

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Mrs. Landry, are any of your
friends around who I could talk to?

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MAN <i>[OVER TV]:
And okay. I said, "What?"</i>

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<i>So I went in the house,
I told the house...</i>

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<i>I could not find...</i>

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV]

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JIMMY: In order to find out,
you have to look on the back.

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Okay. And see this key.

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See, you have reading glasses.
Could I borrow your glasses?

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- Yes.
-Thank you.

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Oh, these are gonna help me.
But I don't know if they'll do the trick.

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<i>Heh. So tiny.</i>

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Four. Ten. Twelve.

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I think it might be Q-tips. I can't tell.

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It's probably an accident, but we should
look into it, don't you think?

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They're not doing this intentionally,
okay? This could be a mistake.

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If we correct the mistake, then you'll get
some money back. And it'll be fair.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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JIMMY:
Hey, Chuck.

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My boxes. The ones I left--

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Oh.

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Sandpiper Crossing.
Sandpiper Crossing.

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- Did you do my wills?
-Yes, I did.

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Hey, would you look at that?
Thank you.

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CHUCK: Don't thank me.
This was a one-time thing.

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And don't think I don't see
what you were doing here.

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You wanted to play Tom Sawyer,
wanted me to paint the fence.

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God help me, it worked.

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You need help? Hire a paralegal.
Stand on your own two feet.

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Yeah. Sure. I'll do that.

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- You're not even listening to me.
-No. I hear you, Chuck, okay?

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Self-reliance. Great stuff.
Would you look at this?

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What did I just say?

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Take a look, okay? Just right here.

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Do you see what I see? All I'm asking
is for you to take a look. Please?

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Sandpiper Crossing.

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It's a retirement home, assisted living.

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This is one of their invoices
they send their residents.

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What exactly am I looking for here?

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Nothing earthshaking.
Little things. Things like--

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Like this right here.

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Fourteen dollars for
code 118-62. What's 118-62?

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I wonder.

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How could you even read this?

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It's like microfilm.

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[CHUCK swans]

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118-62 is facial tissue.

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- Fourteen bucks for a box of Kleenex.
-Yeah. And I found others.

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There's three and half dollars for a roll of
toilet paper, 22 bucks for aspirin.

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It's a clear pattern of overcharging.

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Nothing huge
but adds up to real money.

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I mean, here, look.

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This woman, she got soaked
for like 400 bucks last month.

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And there's a pretty solid attempt
at concealment of that fact.

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Which to my way of thinking,
makes it--

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Fraud.

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This was in work I did?

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Yeah.
You must have missed it.

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Um... Look, Chuck.
I got lucky, right?

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Even a stopped clock
is right twice a day.

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This is no mom and pop outfit, okay?
I dug around a little.

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They're owned by some
real estate investment trust.

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I'm working on getting more info
but this could be big.

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I mean, this could be
a big case, right?

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Well, if it's more than a few errant
billings, and if it's systematic...

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...and you establish a pattern,
it could be class-action.

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What do I do now?
I mean, what next?

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You need more information.
You don't want to go off half-cocked.

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Full cock.

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Okay. Now, I'm gonna
head back there. Thank you.

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You're the best.

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Back to see Mrs. Landry.

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Okay.

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- What gives?
-Sorry, sir. New policy.

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We're concerned about
solicitation on the premises.

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I'm not a gigolo
if that's what you're implying.

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Legal solicitation.

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We are obligated to protect
our residents from being harassed.

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And we have the right to refuse entry.

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[MACHINE WHIRRING]

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I have clients in there now.
They have a legal right to meet with me.

239
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,834
Well, you'll just have to arrange
to meet them elsewhere.

240
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:02,633
Oh, come on, guys. Seriously?
You making Soylent Green back there?

241
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:07,137
All right. Okay. I'm backing away.

242
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,809
Yeah?

243
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,807
You know what? Um...

244
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,944
Hey, this has gotten me
a little bit stirred up down there.

245
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:22,399
Can I use your restroom?
Please. I've got IBS.

246
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,943
Go ahead.

247
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,208
[My]

248
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,896
"To Sandpiper Crossing.

249
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,892
<i>Clients of James M. McGill,
this is to inform you--"</i>

250
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,271
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

251
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,816
PAULA:
Sir, are you all right in there?

252
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,614
JIMMY: <i>"We believe that--"
"Breach of contract--"</i>

253
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,739
Come on now, sir.
I've been very patient.

254
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,990
<i>"Clear pattern of malfeasance-J'
"Negligent infliction of emotional stress."</i>

255
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,200
Sir, I need you to finish up
and come out.

256
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:17,127
<i>"Contact by the end of the week
or I'll be forced to move forward."</i>

257
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,581
- I need you to finish--
-This is a demand letter...

258
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,883
...informing Sandpiper Crossing
of litigation...

259
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,461
...for defrauding my clients
through overcharging.

260
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:28,674
You're shredding in there. I'm not deaf.
I can hear you. Stop right now.

261
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,724
This here.
This makes it official, all right?

262
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:34,054
If you don't stop shredding now,
that's destruction of evidence.

263
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,980
Spoliation, that's what it's called.

264
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:40,060
And it's a felony. So call your lawyers
right now and tell them I said that. Me.

265
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,521
James McGill, Esquire.

266
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:47,237
I'm telling you, guys. Big mistake. Unh!

267
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,956
[BUZZER SOUNDS]

268
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,912
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

269
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,427
- Hey.
STACEY: Hey.

270
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,726
- Am I calling at a bad time?
- No. Not at <i>all.</i>

271
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,851
<i>- How you doing?
- Pretty good. Getting by.</i>

272
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:21,309
<i>- How about you?
- Getting by.</i>

273
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,402
It's good to hear from you.

274
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:28,200
<i>Yeah. I've been-- There's been
a lot going on. You know how it is.</i>

275
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,367
Yeah. I know.

276
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:34,948
Uh, listen, I was hoping maybe
you could do me a favour.

277
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,250
Do you think you could watch Kaylee?

278
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,704
<i>It'd be during my shift,
the day after tomorrow.</i>

279
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,664
<i>I hate to ask,
but my regular sitter's down--</i>

280
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,877
Anything you need, I'll be there.

281
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:50,258
<i>You can get off work?
I don't want to impose or anything.</i>

282
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,181
No. Anytime.

283
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,851
It's not an imposition.

284
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,603
<i>Thanks.</i>

285
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,684
<i>Appreciate it.</i>

286
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,937
Yeah. No problem.

287
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,740
<i>- At quarter to 2?
- I'll see you</i> then.

288
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,943
Okay.

289
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,034
[My]

290
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,246
[PANTING]

291
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,801
Jesus.

292
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,597
[COUGHS]

293
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,842
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

294
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,561
[GRUNTING]

295
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,272
[GROANING]

296
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,472
Come on.

297
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,428
Where is it?

298
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,274
Oh. Oh...

299
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:10,569
Oh. Goddamn it.

300
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,286
[MUFFLED CONVERSATION]

301
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:24,701
It's not like we're close to being done.
Can't you get somebody else to do it?

302
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:28,334
Right. They don't pay any of us
enough for this shit.

303
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,086
And it's going on and on.
And so I'm like:

304
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,760
"Why are you making
your problems my problems?"

305
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,133
Right. Like you don't have
problems of your own.

306
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,716
Exactly. That's exactly
what I'm saying. Thank you.

307
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,092
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

308
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,473
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

309
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,605
[\NHISPERING]
James McGill.

310
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,612
<i>Mr. McGill, Rich Schweikart
of Schweikart and Cokely.</i>

311
00:21:56,816 --> 00:22:00,286
We're the firm representing
Sandpiper Crossing. How are you?

312
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,454
Quite well, thank you.

313
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,204
<i>- How</i> are <i>you?
- Doing fine. Doing fine.</i>

314
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,751
Sorry to call so late.
Did I catch you at a bad time?

315
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,875
<i>No. No. No. It's fine.</i>

316
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,752
It's just that you're whispering.

317
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,840
- I'm at the opera.
- Oh. What <i>opera?</i>

318
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:20,135
<i>- Magic Flute.
-Mozart. Lovely.</i>

319
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,182
Well, I'll try not to keep you.

320
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:27,480
We received something from you today
and we're not quite sure what.

321
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,227
<i>It's</i> a <i>demand letter.</i>

322
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:33,645
Ah. It was a little confusing
because it was written on--

323
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,696
Well, I had to write it quickly...

324
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:39,571
...because your clients were in the
process of destroying evidence.

325
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,494
Mr. McGill, if you're talking about
shredding documents...

326
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:45,824
...that's neither irregular nor illegal.
Every business does it.

327
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,625
You say potato, I say spoliation.

328
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:51,329
Mm-hm. Maybe walk me through
what you're alleging here.

329
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,380
I believe it's all in the letter.

330
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:57,882
<i>I'm not saying it's not.
But it's a bit hard to read.</i>

331
00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:00,008
Next time, I'd use double ply.

332
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:04,012
Let's not fixate on the medium, okay?
Let's look at the message.

333
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:08,687
Your clients are facing
multiple counts of elder abuse...

334
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:12,938
...and fraud, and deceptive
and unfair trade practises.

335
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:14,860
And that's just the start, okay?

336
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,483
I'm not a betting man,
but I'd bet I'll find more.

337
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:20,862
Mr. McGill,
are you related to Charles McGill?

338
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,864
<i>He's my brother.</i>

339
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,866
Yeah? How's he doing these days?

340
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:29,537
I fail to see the relevance of this.

341
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:33,246
The only reason that I made this phone
call was out of respect for Charles...

342
00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:35,377
...on the off chance
you might be related.

343
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:39,631
My partner suggested to send a
Rule 11 letter and have you sanctioned.

344
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,758
<i>But I didn't want to
jump to that immediately.</i>

345
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:45,842
How about you stop trying to rattle
my cage and just respond to the merits?

346
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:50,226
This is my response. You have
no good-faith basis to threaten litigation.

347
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,852
This is a shakedown
and we both know it.

348
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:56,607
Now, if you push this any further,
my hands will be tied.

349
00:23:56,936 --> 00:24:00,907
I'm sorry for interrupting your evening.
Enjoy the <i>Magic Flute.</i>

350
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:04,034
Blow my magic flute.

351
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,570
[TRASH SQUISHING AND RATTLING]

352
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,324
[GRUNTS]

353
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:15,796
[GROANING]

354
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,466
[GRUNTS]

355
00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:25,264
[SPITTING AND COUGHING]

356
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,553
[PANTING]

357
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,016
[My]

358
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:04,313
[GROANS]

359
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:12,322
Jimmy, what're you doing here?

360
00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:16,284
Oh, Chuck. I'm sorry to...

361
00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:19,792
...show up like this-
I just needed space to work.

362
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:23,124
What is all this?
What have you done to my dining room?

363
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:25,676
They were spoliating,
the Sandpiper people.

364
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:28,220
They wouldn't let me in.
I could see they were shredding.

365
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,594
- I wrote them a demand letter, I gave it--
-You broke into a nursing home?

366
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,052
- Assisted living.
-And you stole their garbage.

367
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,887
No, it was in public.
There was no lock, no nothing.

368
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:39,269
I just lifted the lid
and there it was.

369
00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:43,194
There's no reasonable expectation
of privacy in that situation, is there?

370
00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:46,442
You can't say it's private
if a hobo can use it as a wigwam.

371
00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:49,821
That's the standard, right,
if animals or vagrants can get in?

372
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,032
More or less, yes.

373
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:58,414
Okay, so this is all legal.
It's completely above-the-belt legal.

374
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,461
I just need to figure out
what they're trying to cover up.

375
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:04,586
You don't shred like this
unless you got something to hide.

376
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,542
- Not necessarily.
-Oh, come on, Chuck.

377
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,720
A lawyer shows up,
starts figuring out their little scheme.

378
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,049
And suddenly this?
No, it's not a coincidence. It's in here.

379
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:16,393
Well, at least it's not cross-cut.

380
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,846
Look, you won't even
know I'm here, okay?

381
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,977
I just need some space
and some quiet.

382
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:23,104
And I'll be out of your hair as soon as--

383
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,276
Stop. Stop. It's okay.
You can work here.

384
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,271
Thanks.

385
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,990
I don't mind the company.

386
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,368
You look like you could
use a cup of coffee.

387
00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:35,950
Good God, yes.

388
00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:38,248
I'll put it on.

389
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:21,333
Up, up- UP-

390
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,376
Shh, shh, shh.

391
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:26,380
[SIGHS]

392
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:28,961
God's sweet sake.

393
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,509
[SIGHS]

394
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,676
Oh, good. You're up.

395
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:22,769
Well, Jesus, Chuck,
how long have I been asleep?

396
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,314
Chuck,
how did you--?

397
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:29,438
I can't believe this.

398
00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:33,656
Uh, thank you. This is a huge help.

399
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:36,483
I felt like I was
shovelling snow in a blizzard.

400
00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,740
Well, it gets better.

401
00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:40,988
What's this?

402
00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,869
It's your smoking gun.

403
00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:45,826
It's an invoice for syringes.

404
00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,661
Yes. From?

405
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,873
Morrissey Medical Supply.
Lincoln, Nebraska.

406
00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:53,425
- So?
-Trust me.

407
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:56,003
Meanwhile, we need to
start pulling case law.

408
00:29:56,211 --> 00:30:01,308
Any precedent dealing
with 18 U.S.C. 1961 to '68.

409
00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:08,271
Probably not a bad idea to pull
30-47-1 from NMSA. Uh, 1978.

410
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,192
I don't think that's gonna play,
really.

411
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:13,361
But it's a good opening salvo for us.

412
00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:15,690
Wait. "Us"?

413
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:21,237
- We're working together on this?
-Mm. That's up to you, Jimmy.

414
00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,698
[CHUCKLES]

415
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:32,756
All right. All right. All right.
Let's get to work.

416
00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:45,927
[PHONE RINGING]

417
00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:51,183
- Kim Wexler.
JIMMY: Hey, gorgeous.

418
00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:54,361
Oh, man.
Sweet talking right out of the gate.

419
00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:57,531
You want something.
Make it fast. I want to go home.

420
00:30:57,731 --> 00:31:01,110
<i>Okay. Okay. Will you look
something up for me on Westlaw?</i>

421
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:02,661
<i>Please?</i>

422
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,330
You're lucky I'm a pushover.

423
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,453
- All <i>right. Hit me.
- Thank you.</i>

424
00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:10,581
Anything on Sedima v. lmrex.

425
00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:13,710
Schlesinger v. Disney.
Holmes v. SIPC.

426
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:15,916
Whoa, slow down. Slow down.
--v. Disney.

427
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:19,424
- Holmes v. Sl--
-PC, yeah.

428
00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:25,385
Anything on 5712,
one through 24, NMSA, 1978.

429
00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:28,937
<i>Ah, okay. It would help if I knew
what you were looking for, here.</i>

430
00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,434
Anything. Everything.

431
00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:32,607
You want me to just
read you the headnotes?

432
00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:34,526
<i>No. No. Print it. Full cases.</i>

433
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:38,697
And any cases that cite to those cases.
Shepardise like the wolf's at the door.

434
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:41,446
Jesus, Jimmy.
That's gonna be thousands of pages.

435
00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:45,405
<i>Pretty please with sugar on top?
Come on. You owe me one.</i>

436
00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:49,617
Yes, I do. But this is gonna
take hours. And who do I bill it to?

437
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:52,669
Bill it to Howard.
I still remember his code, 1933.

438
00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:54,621
Same year Hitler came to power.

439
00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:57,709
<i>You're not funny.
I'm not billing it to my boss.</i>

440
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,884
How about yours? I'll pay you back.

441
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:02,679
Jimmy, this is three--
Four hundred bucks worth of printing.

442
00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:06,474
The accountants will find it. I'll get fired.
Which sounds fun, but no.

443
00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:09,098
Okay. Hold on a sec.

444
00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:15,609
Hey. Kim can't print without a code.

445
00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:17,607
Should I go there,
take notes, come back?

446
00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:20,860
No, no. It'd take too long.
Use mine, 1868.

447
00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,361
Yeah.

448
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:29,873
-1868, use that. It's Chuck's.
-You're using Chuck's number?

449
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,575
Chuck know you're
using Chuck's number?

450
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:34,707
We're working on something.
Bring it over to his place after.

451
00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:37,630
- You're a lifesaver.
-Wait. You're working a case together?

452
00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:40,630
<i>Yeah. Keep this under your hat.
But it's gonna be huge.</i>

453
00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:42,882
<i>Maybe a mass-action, even.</i>

454
00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:46,056
We think it will settle
for one, maybe two million.

455
00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:49,351
How does that work?
Chuck's a partner at HHM.

456
00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:54,273
<i>I know Chuck's partnership agreement.
He can work with outside parties.</i>

457
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:57,818
That clause is intended for
small-time stuff, pro bono cases.

458
00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:01,739
So I'm bono. I'm very bono.
Chuck's a rock star. They'll work it out.

459
00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:05,491
And Chuck can handle this?
Last time I saw him, he was--

460
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:07,569
Last time you saw him,
he wasn't himself, okay?

461
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:09,154
This is good for him.

462
00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:13,750
<i>- Okay.
- What?</i>

463
00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:17,454
<i>I don't know. I'm just-- Whatever.
I'll see you in a couple hours.</i>

464
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:21,007
Okay. We're ordering
a pizza. I'll save you a slice.

465
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:42,359
Hey, you know, if you don't separate
those, you're gonna end up with brown.

466
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:43,939
[DOOR OPENS]

467
00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:46,529
STACEY: Hello?
-Hey.

468
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,202
We're in here. Oh...

469
00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:54,541
We're playing sculptor.
She's Michel-angelina.

470
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,204
- How's work?
-Oh, you know. Work.

471
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:00,789
How'd it go?

472
00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:03,921
Kid's a dream.
She's easy.

473
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,711
And you better stay that way.

474
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,593
[STACEY CHUCKLES]

475
00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:12,760
How you doing, sweetie, huh?
Huh?

476
00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:15,596
Well. I better be going.

477
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:19,854
Oh, wait. Hang on a sec, would you?
I wanna talk to you about something.

478
00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:22,102
What's up?

479
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:28,525
I wanna know what
I should do with this.

480
00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,661
I've been carrying it around
for weeks.

481
00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:34,284
Like, holding on to it.

482
00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:36,833
Every place I put it feels wrong.

483
00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:39,582
I thought about putting it
in the collection plate...

484
00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:43,416
...but that seemed, I don't know..-.

485
00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:46,297
Look, with Matty gone,
I have expenses.

486
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:48,879
And the death benefit helped, but...

487
00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:54,761
What I wanna ask you is...
Can I spend this?

488
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,345
Stace...

489
00:34:57,387 --> 00:34:59,856
...if this money helps you and Kaylee...

490
00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:02,275
...if it does a single good thing
in this world...

491
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:05,194
...then you spend every penny.

492
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,905
It's a relief.

493
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,279
It'll help a lot.

494
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,617
[SIGHS]

495
00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:17,825
Of course,
it's only a drop in the bucket.

496
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,674
I swear, everyone I know
has had problems with them.

497
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:30,721
I had one. The computer in the engine,
it locked in the middle of the Rockies.

498
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,015
Yeah, it decided I was
overheating and that was it.

499
00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,468
Yeah. I couldn't get it fixed
for 100 miles.

500
00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:39,020
I had to have it towed to Telluride.
it was unbelievable.

501
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:40,688
No.

502
00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:44,276
No, it's the chip. It's the little...

503
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:49,073
Yeah. It's like 800 bucks,
not counting lab0ur...

504
00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:55,362
Hey, Mel, can I call you back?

505
00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:08,800
Chuck, the Sandpiper has landed.

506
00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:20,015
Gentlemen,
I'm Jimmy McGill. Welcome.

507
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:23,474
Rich Schweikart.
This is Alvin Reese. Phil Jergens.

508
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,901
Thanks for coming.
Whoa, I have to ask you.

509
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,069
Please leave electronics in the car.

510
00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:30,647
Laptops, BlackBerries,
PalmPilots, watches.

511
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:33,278
If you lick it
and it goes bzzt, leave it here.

512
00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:34,735
Why?

513
00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:37,412
My brother Chuck
has a certain sensitivity.

514
00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:40,707
It's a medical condition.
This is the price of admission.

515
00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:43,877
Yeah, I heard about this.
Go ahead. It's fine.

516
00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:45,704
[CHUCKLES]

517
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:48,673
There you go.

518
00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:56,389
Make yourselves comfortable,
gentlemen. I'll be right back.

519
00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:07,981
Chuck, come on, buddy.

520
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:10,612
<i>I'm--</i>

521
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:15,359
- I don't know if I can do this.
-You can do this, all right?

522
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,285
These guys--

523
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:22,992
Those guys, they're nothing, okay?
They're the Pistons and you're the Bulls.

524
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:28,831
All right? All you gotta do is
sit there and look intimidating.

525
00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:32,292
They're scared of you already.
And they should be.

526
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,753
You're Charles McGill.

527
00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:37,635
Let's go. Let's go get them.

528
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:48,400
Oh. Hey.
Do you remember me, Charles?

529
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,854
We were on a co-defence.
Church's Donuts v. Amendola?

530
00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:56,157
It was, Jesus, nine,
ten years ago. Ha-ha-ha. Yeah.

531
00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:58,576
Our guys were suing the other guys.

532
00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:02,657
They were suing us right back. The city
had some grievance with everyone.

533
00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:05,663
So we had to bundle, like,
four actions together.

534
00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:07,744
I was sure that we were sunk.
But you...

535
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:10,125
You quoted-- What was it?

536
00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:13,959
Huh? Addyston Pipe and Steel.

537
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:17,296
You turned it all antitrust and the whole
thing went away in summary judgment-.

538
00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:19,677
It was amazing. It was amazing.

539
00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:23,431
I figured you'd be arguing in front
of the Supreme Court someday.

540
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:28,227
- Well, it's good to see you.
-Yeah.

541
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:29,853
[CLEARS THROAT]

542
00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:35,696
SCHWEIKART:
All right. Well, let's get started. Um...

543
00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:40,403
We've read your revised demand.
It's quite a laundry list. Very creative.

544
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:44,535
JIMMY: Yeah, creative. Like the way your
clients have been billing my clients.

545
00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:47,242
Because that's like
Salvador Dali creative.

546
00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,703
Cute. You know,
you're not gonna make this stick.

547
00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:51,879
- Setting aside evidentiary concerns--
-Whoa.

548
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:57,086
You guys couldn't afford 10 bucks for a
padlock, that's on them. Public property.

549
00:38:58,253 --> 00:39:00,847
Maybe a judge sees that your way.
Maybe he doesn't.

550
00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:02,799
But the damages for elder abuse...

551
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:06,181
...the statute requires proof that
there was some undue influence.

552
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:09,556
Someone threatening the
residents of Sandpiper Crossing.

553
00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:12,062
No one has claimed
there was a guy with a knife...

554
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,065
...telling them to
hand over lunch money.

555
00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:17,864
There are a lot of assisted living facilities
out there that may be disreputable.

556
00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:19,862
But that's not the case with our client.

557
00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:24,162
All their facilities, all 12 of them,
every single one, five-star rated.

558
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:28,083
You go to any one of them right now,
you'll see happy, healthy residents.

559
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:31,495
Sandpiper takes care of these people.
They don't bilk them.

560
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,626
But we looked into it.

561
00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:37,551
And some of your clients have,
in fact, been overbilled.

562
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:41,675
It's an accounting error. It doesn't rise
to the level of fraud, not even close.

563
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:46,260
We've calculated the damages.
All told, it's $46,320.

564
00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:50,222
Mm-hm. So here's what
we're prepared to do.

565
00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:52,728
We're gonna make your clients whole.

566
00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:55,731
A cheque for the 46 and change
right now.

567
00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:57,403
And on top of that...

568
00:39:57,604 --> 00:40:00,904
...we'll give you another
46K to cover your expenses.

569
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:05,078
So what's that, 92?
Let's call it $100,000 even.

570
00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:09,499
We admit to no wrongdoing.
And your clients release all claims.

571
00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:15,880
[JIMMY SIGHS]

572
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,300
JIMMY: I think you're gonna need
to do better than that.

573
00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:24,297
SCHWEIKART:
This was in your demand letter.

574
00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:26,553
They're syringes. So?

575
00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,101
I don't know if you know this...

576
00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:30,929
...but that's a standard item
in an assisted living facility.

577
00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:34,232
Correct. It's not what it is that matters.
It's where it's from.

578
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:37,481
Lincoln, Nebraska.

579
00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:39,817
Go, Cornhuskers.

580
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,902
Since you're not picking up
what I'm putting down...

581
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,783
...I'll explain it to you.

582
00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:51,833
Nebraska, although they both
begin with the letter

583
00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:55,754
...actually turns out to be a
different state than New Mexico.

584
00:40:55,954 --> 00:41:01,757
So your client accepted shipments
across state lines for its enterprise.

585
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,009
In the U.S. mail, no less.

586
00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:08,721
Are you trying
to make this a RICO case?

587
00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:10,848
Like our client is John Gotti
or something?

588
00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:14,602
You know as well as I do,
RICO's used mostly for business beefs.

589
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:19,107
Sedima establishes a pretty low
threshold for RICO provisions to kick in.

590
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,943
Interstate commerce is a bitch, huh?

591
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:27,118
Soon as we establish a pattern to--
What was your word? "Overbillings"?

592
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:30,868
I prefer the classic term of "fraud."

593
00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:34,326
You're looking at treble damages
so your 100 grand...

594
00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:37,037
...I think you know where
you can stick it.

595
00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:44,885
Will you give us a moment?

596
00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:49,257
[INAUDIBLE]

597
00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:01,315
Well, what number exactly
did you have in mind?

598
00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:04,947
Twenty million.

599
00:42:05,148 --> 00:42:06,900
SCHWEIKART: Excuse me?
-You heard me.

600
00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:11,329
- Oh, you can't expect--
-Twenty million dollars.

601
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,624
Or we'll see you in court.

602
00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:24,216
[CHUCKLES]

603
00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:25,759
Hmm.

604
00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:31,012
<i>JIMMY: Twenty million?
CHUCK: Didn't you hear them?</i>

605
00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:35,186
This is a big company.
Twelve separate facilities.

606
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,730
They can't possibly
all be in New Mexico.

607
00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:41,651
This is potentially a multi-state
federal class action lawsuit...

608
00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:44,274
...with a RICO kicker
at the penalty phase.

609
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:47,323
Twenty million, that's conservative.

610
00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:49,651
Class cert, that's where we start.

611
00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,658
I'll draft our complaint.
Try to get us a conditional one.

612
00:42:52,862 --> 00:42:56,162
They'll try to pierce it. It should hold
long enough to start discovery.

613
00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:58,117
We need to get you
back on the grounds.

614
00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:03,708
Quash this prohibition against you.
Some injunctive relief. Maybe a TRO.

615
00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:09,755
Jimmy, do you want to get
started on the TRO?

616
00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:11,088
Yeah. Yes.

617
00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:17,303
[DOGS BARKING]

618
00:43:35,071 --> 00:43:36,618
[\NHIMPERS]

619
00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:41,457
He looks good.
No heartworm. No mange.

620
00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:44,585
- Where'd you get her?
-Shelter.

621
00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:48,134
Good. There's too many
puppy mills out there.

622
00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:50,086
I had a dachsie in the other day.

623
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,968
Some douche bred her
so much, poor thing.

624
00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:57,348
She just had one giant hernia
for a belly. Couldn't even walk.

625
00:43:58,052 --> 00:44:01,352
Those people can go straight
to hell as far as I'm concerned.

626
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,815
Anything else I can do for you?

627
00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:10,152
You still in touch with your people?

628
00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:12,950
Depends on the type
of work you're looking for.

629
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:16,371
Your do's, your don'ts
Your wills, your won'ts.

630
00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:20,667
Well, you tell me what you got,
I'll tell you what I'll do.

631
00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:35,757
I signed up three more clients
at the mall today.

632
00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:39,765
Jesus, those mall walkers,
those geezers are faster than you think.

633
00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,474
I could sleep for a decade.

634
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,274
Did you get what I asked?

635
00:44:53,482 --> 00:44:56,361
- The code provisions.
-Oh...

636
00:44:56,569 --> 00:44:58,196
Shit. Unh...

637
00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:01,700
It's in the car.

638
00:45:03,659 --> 00:45:06,538
Give me a minute. I'll, uh...

639
00:45:07,246 --> 00:45:08,919
I'll go.

640
00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:16,926
Where's the--?

641
00:45:50,122 --> 00:45:51,624
Chuck?

642
00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:08,732
Chuck?

643
00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:10,435
Yeah?

644
00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:13,237
[My]

645
00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:45,678
[My]