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Previously on "Better Call Saul..."

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We'd be working on your case.

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Chuck wouldn't like it.

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Chuck has no say in this.

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This deal he's doing with you,

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he's doing outside his crew.

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He doesn't want his bosses to know.

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I had a baseball card collection...

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All gone!

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You're sure they weren't
looking for anything else?

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Wouldn't it be great if we
could do that every night?

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Yes, but we can't.

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We could have gone home
with $800,000, tax free!

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Your point being?

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Why didn't we?

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James McGill.

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Clifford Mane.

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Just Jimmy.

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[Chuck sighs]

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[Metronome ticking]

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["Sicilienne" plays]

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[Discordant note plays, music stops]

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[Ticking continues]

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["Sicilienne" plays]

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[Discordant note plays, music stops]

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[Ticking continues]

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[Knock on door]

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[Ticking stops]

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- Howard.
- Morning!

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Delivery for McGill.

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[Chuckling] What're you doing here?

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Ah, it's been a while.

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Thought I should come in and check on you.

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Did I hear music?

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- Hmm?
- No, no.

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I was just... ‭let me get that for you.

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[Grunts]

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- Good to see you, Howard.
- Oh, likewise.

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You are sorely missed, my friend.

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Don't take that as any undo pressure.

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Um, I'm thinking of maybe coming in

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for an hour or two next week.

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Maybe kind of play it by ear.

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Well, ‭I-if you feel comfortable.

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I mean, we certainly would love to have you.

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We will take anything we can get.

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I'll figure out a day and get
Ernesto to give you a heads up.

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That sounds great.

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[Ice clatters]

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How's Ernie working out?

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Uh, he's been fine, for the most part.

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Excellent.

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Everything on track with, uh, Sandpiper?

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Moving along.

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Davis & Main are, uh...
Really pulling their weight.

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Well, they better.

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It's a complex case.

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Well, it's definitely not
a two-man job, that's for sure.

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Anyone, uh, heard from Jimmy?

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I have, yes. I've talked to him.

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How is he?

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Howard: He's fine.

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Doing well.

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Speaking of which... I have some news.

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He's working at Davis & Main.

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Doing what?

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Oh, working as an attorney.

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Hm.

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Clifford Main hired Jimmy?

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Mm-hmm.

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To be fair, he had his doubts,
but he's giving Jimmy a chance.

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He had his own people doing client outreach,

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but every time they would talk
to a Sandpiper resident,

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Jimmy's name would come up.

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You know, he... [sighs]

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- Those old folks, they just...
- They love him.

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Yeah, they do. ‭mm-hmm.

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Plus, I guess cliff thought
it would be a good idea

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for the case to have that sort of, uh...

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You know... continuity.

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Mm.

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Jimmy certainly has a way with people.

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He does.

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[Inhales deeply]

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They're aware of his background
at Davis & Main?

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His education?

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In the spirit of full disclosure,

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Cliff did talk to me beforehand.

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I didn't pull any punches.

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I tried to paint a complete picture.

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But I didn't stand in the way.

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Of course not.

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Nor should you.

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Truth be told...

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Kim Wexler pushed for this... hard.

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But I didn't, uh,
you know, stand in the way.

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Partner track?

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I would, uh...

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Yeah.

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Assume so.

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[Chuckles] That's great.

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Good for Jimmy.

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[Chuckles] Charlie Hustle, right?

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Yep.

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[Both chuckle] ‭Yep.

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Well, I'll get out of your hair.

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Anything else you need me
to add to Ernie's list?

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No. All set. All good.

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Thanks for coming by, Howard.

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Any time. You truly are missed.

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No pressure.

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[Chuckles]

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[Door opens, closes]

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[Metronome ticking]

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♪

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www.addic7ed.com

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Francis: Document review
will be coordinated through HHM.

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To date, the following documents

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have been requested from Sandpiper

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as part of our initial discovery petition.

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One... resident lease
agreements, past and present,

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from all Sandpiper locations.

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Two... invoices and transaction documents

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from all supply companies used by Sandpiper.

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Three... list of all past and present

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official Sandpiper vendors.

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Four... any and all business
agreements and contracts

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between Sandpiper and its distributors.

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Five... records of residents'
social security check receipts.

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Six... allowance transaction statements.

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Seven... resident invoices
non-related to sup...

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Kim: I'm loving the new look.

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How's Santa Fe?

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[Chuckling] It's, uh...

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[chuckles] It's... It's really...

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See? What'd I tell you?

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- Nice place?
- [Scoffs]

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The finest in temporary corporate housing.

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[Chuckles] Can't wait to see it.

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Maybe I should leave HHM.

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Get on that cushy D&M train.

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It is very cushy.

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It's amazing.

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Jimmy...

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I'm so happy for you.

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Than.

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You know, things are really turning around.

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I'm even thinking of looking, you know,

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my own place to buy.

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- In Santa Fe?
- Not sure yet.

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Maybe someplace, uh, closer to Albuquerque

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since I'm going between the two so much.

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Okay.

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So, halfway points.

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Um... ‭yeah, I was thinking, uh...

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- Oh, wait, what about Corrales?
- Corrales.

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Yeah, get a nice, little bungalow,

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or maybe not so little.

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Big, open floor plan.

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I don't want any walls
disrupting my chi, yeah.

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Uh, but I'm thinking I definitely want

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some decent acreage,
get in touch with nature.

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Horses.

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Come on. You could get horses.

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Man, that would be so amazing.

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Too expensive. They, uh,
all the oats... right?

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It's oats ‭that they're always eating?

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It's worth it. ‭and the horseshoes.

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You have to get them shoes
and nail them with a hammer.

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- It's totally worth it.
- It's...

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Long ride through the country

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and then glass of wine
on the back patio at sunset.

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Oh, we should get one of those smokers.

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We could just barbecue for days.

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Yeah. We definitely
‭[blows] Got to get a smoker.

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[Chuckles softly]

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All right, well...

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I got to go to the salon.

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They're delivering my new company car.

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Ugh, are you serious?

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- What?
- [Scoffs]

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Jeeves, ‭where's my solid-gold blimp?

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No, not that one. The other one.

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Jealous.

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- [Car door opens]
- Totally.

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Oh, I forgot.
‭I got you a present. One sec.

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[Car alarm chirps]

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[Bag rustles]

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[Car alarm chirps]

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[Chuckles] Such a beautiful wrapping job.

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It's a shame to open it.

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It's a gift. Be grateful.

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Just keeping it real.

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Come on.

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Second is still very, very good.

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All right.

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Thanks.

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See you tonight?

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Maybe.

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If you play your cards right.

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[Keys jingle]

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[Women speaking vietnamese]

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[Winch whirring]

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Hello, beautiful.

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What do you think, ladies?

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[Women speaking vietnamese]

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Yeah, I know, right?

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It's got all leather interior,

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heated seats for those cold desert mornings.

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This must be what heaven looks like.

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[Speaks Vietnamese]

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Hey!

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Goodbye hug?

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No?

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[Chuckling] All right,
well, forgo the tears

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and just say, "till we meet again."

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[Speaks Vietnamese]

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[Tow truck idling]

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[Sighs]

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[Sighs]

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[Clink]

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[Clinking]

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Must be metric.

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[Engine starts]

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[Tires screech]

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[Rattling]

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[Rumbling]

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[Seatbelt unclicks]

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Hey!

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[Beep]

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[Engine revs]

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What... [Chuckles]
What are you doing here?

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I work here.

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Oh. Small world.

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So, is this the parking lot
for the police station?

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It is.

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You don't know if they validate, do you?

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Why don't you pull around over there,

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and we'll have a little talk.

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Uh, okay.

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[Sighs]

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Why are you here?

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I... I have business with the police.

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And what business might that be?

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Well, if you must know, I was robbed.

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Somebody broke into my house
and stole my property.

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Your drugs.

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Yeah, but obviously
‭I didn't tell the cops that.

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I'm not stupid.

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You've already spoken to them?

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A couple of them came by my house.

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But it's not the drugs that I care about.

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I mean, I care.

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It's my baseball cards

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I need back.

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- Your baseball cards?
- Yes.

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I have a very valuable
collection of baseball cards,

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and someone stole them.

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I guess I shouldn't be surprised
I have to tell you this.

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But it's probably a bad idea

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that you willingly talk to the police,

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being a criminal and all.

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I'm not here as a criminal.

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I'm here as a crime victim.

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Just because I occasionally sell
some pharmaceuticals,

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I no longer have a right
to protection from crime?

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And I was very careful
when I talked to them.

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I... they have no idea
about my other business.

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If you already made your report,
why are you here?

271
00:16:36,233 --> 00:16:37,466
They called me.

272
00:16:37,501 --> 00:16:39,001
They have a few more questions.

273
00:16:39,036 --> 00:16:43,238
They are very dedicated
to finding this thief.

274
00:16:43,274 --> 00:16:47,309
Since you're new to this,
let me explain it to you.

275
00:16:47,345 --> 00:16:50,646
They've invited you on a fishing trip.

276
00:16:50,681 --> 00:16:52,848
What's that? A fishing trip?

277
00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:56,585
Those cops have no interest in
helping you get your cards back.

278
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:58,721
You're obviously under suspicion.

279
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:01,023
There was nothing there for them to see.

280
00:17:01,058 --> 00:17:03,826
I refer you ‭to our previous conversation

281
00:17:03,861 --> 00:17:07,930
and this blinking neon sign of a
vehicle that says "drug dealer."

282
00:17:07,965 --> 00:17:09,498
They suspect you.

283
00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:12,034
They will get you in there,
pretend to be your friend,

284
00:17:12,086 --> 00:17:15,287
lull you into a false sense of security,

285
00:17:15,322 --> 00:17:18,156
and then they will sweat you.

286
00:17:18,192 --> 00:17:20,058
And you will break.

287
00:17:20,094 --> 00:17:22,260
I don't... I... [Chuckles]

288
00:17:22,296 --> 00:17:23,995
I disagree.

289
00:17:24,031 --> 00:17:27,232
Not open for debate. You go home now.

290
00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:28,800
But I have an appointment.

291
00:17:28,836 --> 00:17:30,168
Break it.

292
00:17:30,204 --> 00:17:32,437
And if they call you,
do not answer the phone.

293
00:17:32,473 --> 00:17:34,473
But what about my baseball cards?

294
00:17:34,508 --> 00:17:36,241
- Cost of doing business.
- No!

295
00:17:36,276 --> 00:17:38,110
No, no, no!

296
00:17:38,145 --> 00:17:39,911
I am getting those back!

297
00:17:39,947 --> 00:17:41,580
I will take the risk!

298
00:17:41,615 --> 00:17:43,248
No, you won't.

299
00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:46,251
Because then you'll be putting
my well-being at risk.

300
00:17:46,286 --> 00:17:47,819
I have to!

301
00:17:47,855 --> 00:17:50,922
I... I... [Sighs]

302
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:53,992
Those cards?

303
00:17:54,027 --> 00:17:57,596
Some of them were my dad's.

304
00:17:57,631 --> 00:18:01,032
I... I am getting them back.

305
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:03,468
I'm getting them back.

306
00:18:03,504 --> 00:18:05,504
[Siren wails in distance]

307
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,148
I'll find your cards.

308
00:18:18,152 --> 00:18:20,485
Is... ser...

309
00:18:20,521 --> 00:18:23,155
is that something you do?

310
00:18:24,491 --> 00:18:26,291
Wow, that's...

311
00:18:26,326 --> 00:18:28,527
That is so generous of you.

312
00:18:28,562 --> 00:18:30,762
Oh, it'll cost you.

313
00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:34,533
Oh.

314
00:18:34,568 --> 00:18:37,669
Okay, uh...

315
00:18:37,704 --> 00:18:42,374
We should discuss some sort
of financial arrangement

316
00:18:42,409 --> 00:18:44,843
in which I... I, uh...

317
00:18:44,878 --> 00:18:46,945
Oh.

318
00:18:48,582 --> 00:18:50,816
Okay, then!

319
00:18:50,851 --> 00:18:52,384
Jesus.

320
00:18:56,949 --> 00:18:59,350
[Scribbling]

321
00:18:59,386 --> 00:19:02,654
[Indistinct conversations in distance]

322
00:19:16,636 --> 00:19:19,137
[Guitar playing in distance]

323
00:19:38,391 --> 00:19:40,892
[Indistinct conversations continue]

324
00:19:45,368 --> 00:19:48,732
[Guitar continues]

325
00:19:50,906 --> 00:19:53,400
[Guitar continues]

326
00:20:21,204 --> 00:20:23,831
[Guitar stops]

327
00:20:23,872 --> 00:20:25,403
Come on in.

328
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,034
I didn't mean to interrupt.

329
00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:29,647
Not at all. I was just
blowing off some steam.

330
00:20:29,677 --> 00:20:32,145
- You sound good.
- Thank you.

331
00:20:32,184 --> 00:20:34,247
Clears the head. You play?

332
00:20:34,282 --> 00:20:35,982
Oh, I tried to learn in high school,

333
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:39,752
but then I decided there were
easier ways to get girls.

334
00:20:39,788 --> 00:20:41,688
[Chuckles] Well, I hope
you've got a way to decompress.

335
00:20:41,745 --> 00:20:43,512
Everybody needs something.

336
00:20:43,547 --> 00:20:44,546
How you settling in?

337
00:20:44,581 --> 00:20:45,881
Great.

338
00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:50,052
Uh, it's... ‭it's quite a step up for me.

339
00:20:50,087 --> 00:20:52,154
Well, we're happy to have you.

340
00:20:52,189 --> 00:20:55,557
Just let us know if there's
anything else you need, Jimmy.

341
00:20:55,592 --> 00:20:57,692
Thanks... Cliff.

342
00:20:57,728 --> 00:21:00,362
Um, I'm happy to be here.

343
00:21:00,397 --> 00:21:02,864
Great.

344
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,766
Uh, better get back to it.

345
00:21:04,802 --> 00:21:06,768
Yeah, me, too, I suppose.

346
00:21:06,804 --> 00:21:08,670
Um...

347
00:21:08,705 --> 00:21:11,339
Actually, um, ‭I might
have found something

348
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,608
in the initial disclosures.

349
00:21:13,644 --> 00:21:16,278
Oh, yeah? Schweikart and
Cokely keep referring to

350
00:21:16,313 --> 00:21:18,246
the "optional allowance program,"

351
00:21:18,282 --> 00:21:20,248
but I checked a number
of residents' contracts.

352
00:21:20,284 --> 00:21:22,884
Not a single one has opted out,
which makes me think

353
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,620
it's more of a mandatory
financial arrangement.

354
00:21:25,656 --> 00:21:27,422
And you're thinking that's
the "failure to state a claim"

355
00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:29,057
that they filed in their answer?

356
00:21:29,093 --> 00:21:31,526
They keep saying it's optional,
thereby voluntary.

357
00:21:31,562 --> 00:21:33,061
I think we can counter that

358
00:21:33,097 --> 00:21:35,530
if "opting in" is a requirement
for residency,

359
00:21:35,566 --> 00:21:36,965
which it sure seems to be,

360
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,669
well, their voluntary claims
don't hold water.

361
00:21:43,107 --> 00:21:45,440
Might be on to something here.

362
00:21:45,476 --> 00:21:48,343
Nice work, Jimmy.

363
00:21:49,847 --> 00:21:51,680
Thanks, Cliff.

364
00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:56,351
♪

365
00:22:04,361 --> 00:22:06,561
- [Door bell jingles]
- Hola.

366
00:22:06,597 --> 00:22:09,231
Hola. ¿cómo estás?

367
00:22:09,266 --> 00:22:11,099
Welcome. How can I help you?

368
00:22:11,135 --> 00:22:13,635
Um, I was hoping to get an estimate.

369
00:22:13,670 --> 00:22:15,337
Uh, mi car. Mi coche.

370
00:22:15,372 --> 00:22:16,972
You do cars?

371
00:22:17,007 --> 00:22:19,508
Sí. Cars. Todo el tiempo. ‭ah.

372
00:22:19,543 --> 00:22:22,177
I... I was hoping to get
my seats reupholstered.

373
00:22:22,212 --> 00:22:24,779
Um...Mm.

374
00:22:24,815 --> 00:22:27,949
Um, take a look? ¿mira?

375
00:22:27,985 --> 00:22:30,485
[Stammers, speaks Spanish]

376
00:22:30,521 --> 00:22:33,021
[Conversing in Spanish]

377
00:22:36,627 --> 00:22:39,694
- Un momento.
- Sí, sí, sí, sí.

378
00:22:47,137 --> 00:22:50,872
[Speaks Spanish]

379
00:22:50,908 --> 00:22:53,408
[Door bell jingles]

380
00:22:55,212 --> 00:22:57,579
Gracias.

381
00:23:07,157 --> 00:23:09,791
Yeah.

382
00:23:09,826 --> 00:23:11,726
Thinking something new.

383
00:23:11,762 --> 00:23:15,363
Give the old girl a little love.

384
00:23:15,399 --> 00:23:17,899
[Speaking Spanish]

385
00:23:20,737 --> 00:23:22,704
[Chuckles]

386
00:23:22,739 --> 00:23:25,173
He said you should save
your money and get a new car.

387
00:23:25,209 --> 00:23:28,510
Yeah? Well, it has a sentimental value.

388
00:23:29,613 --> 00:23:32,047
[Speaking Spanish]

389
00:23:32,082 --> 00:23:35,350
- [Chuckles] Classic car.
- Mmm.

390
00:23:37,621 --> 00:23:39,521
[Speaking Spanish]

391
00:23:39,556 --> 00:23:41,423
Um, what material do you want?

392
00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:44,759
Well, I was thinking leather, definitely.

393
00:23:44,795 --> 00:23:47,862
Uh, maybe alligator.

394
00:23:47,898 --> 00:23:49,531
[Chuckles]

395
00:23:49,566 --> 00:23:51,366
[Speaking Spanish]

396
00:23:51,401 --> 00:23:54,035
[Chuckles] Señor. Too much money.

397
00:23:54,071 --> 00:23:56,938
Yeah, but like I said,
it has a sentimental value.

398
00:23:59,443 --> 00:24:02,911
[Speaking Spanish]

399
00:24:02,946 --> 00:24:06,748
[Speaking Spanish]

400
00:24:07,293 --> 00:24:09,782
[Speaking Spanish]

401
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:12,423
[Speaking Spanish]

402
00:24:12,489 --> 00:24:16,424
He says, uh, alligator's
gonna look all wrong.

403
00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:18,793
Cheaper might be better.

404
00:24:18,829 --> 00:24:22,230
Well, show me what you'd pick.

405
00:24:22,266 --> 00:24:25,467
[Stammering]

406
00:24:25,502 --> 00:24:29,070
[Ringing] Ooh. I'm sorry, señor.

407
00:24:29,106 --> 00:24:32,140
Uh, my son... He...
He will help you, okay?

408
00:24:32,175 --> 00:24:35,944
[Speaks Spanish]

409
00:24:39,983 --> 00:24:41,683
Ah, mucho gusto.

410
00:24:44,154 --> 00:24:46,655
[Ringing continues]

411
00:24:55,432 --> 00:24:57,932
[Sniffs]

412
00:25:01,271 --> 00:25:02,904
How'd you find me?

413
00:25:02,939 --> 00:25:04,806
[Scoffs]

414
00:25:04,841 --> 00:25:06,274
[Sniffs]

415
00:25:09,346 --> 00:25:11,413
Why are you here?

416
00:25:11,448 --> 00:25:13,782
Baseball cards.

417
00:25:13,817 --> 00:25:17,852
The way I figure, you saw that
mid-life crisis of a vehicle

418
00:25:17,888 --> 00:25:19,854
and wisely decided
‭to cut ties with the man,

419
00:25:19,890 --> 00:25:22,090
and I don't blame you... I did, too.

420
00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:23,858
And then you ripped him off.

421
00:25:23,894 --> 00:25:26,328
And I'm sure those baseball cards

422
00:25:26,363 --> 00:25:28,530
looked like an easy way
to make a few extra bucks

423
00:25:28,565 --> 00:25:31,299
off that idiot, teach him a lesson, too.

424
00:25:31,335 --> 00:25:32,967
But you underestimated

425
00:25:33,003 --> 00:25:35,303
just how big an idiot you were dealing with.

426
00:25:35,339 --> 00:25:38,440
[Chuckles] No, I am pretty aware.

427
00:25:38,475 --> 00:25:39,941
Well, then, you underestimated

428
00:25:39,976 --> 00:25:41,543
how attached the man was to those cards...

429
00:25:41,578 --> 00:25:46,014
so attached, he called the police
and reported them stolen.

430
00:25:46,049 --> 00:25:47,849
Now they're nosing around.

431
00:25:49,586 --> 00:25:52,354
That sounds like a "you" problem.

432
00:25:52,389 --> 00:25:54,522
No, I think it's very much an "us" problem.

433
00:25:54,558 --> 00:25:56,725
Yeah, I guess I'll just
have to take my chances.

434
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,893
But [Whistles] Good luck to you.

435
00:25:58,929 --> 00:26:00,695
You know, I was hoping you'd see our dilemma

436
00:26:00,731 --> 00:26:02,330
and do the right thing.

437
00:26:02,366 --> 00:26:04,132
But I think what we have here now

438
00:26:04,167 --> 00:26:07,068
is a carrot-and-stick situation.

439
00:26:07,104 --> 00:26:10,038
Oh, yeah?

440
00:26:10,073 --> 00:26:13,308
This the stick? Hmm?

441
00:26:13,343 --> 00:26:16,411
You coming here, threatening my family?

442
00:26:16,446 --> 00:26:18,179
Huh?

443
00:26:18,215 --> 00:26:21,082
'Cause you're gonna need
a bigger stick, old man.

444
00:26:26,056 --> 00:26:28,890
I'm not here to threaten your family.

445
00:26:30,394 --> 00:26:34,028
And the name of the stick is Tuco Salamanca.

446
00:26:34,064 --> 00:26:38,733
Now, you don't play ball, so to speak,

447
00:26:38,769 --> 00:26:42,604
and Tuco finds out about
your little side business.

448
00:26:42,639 --> 00:26:45,240
That a big enough stick?

449
00:26:47,711 --> 00:26:51,913
However, I prefer the carrot.

450
00:26:51,948 --> 00:26:54,249
I think you will, too.

451
00:26:55,752 --> 00:26:57,452
And what would that be?

452
00:26:57,487 --> 00:27:01,423
You give me back the baseball cards,

453
00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:03,525
$10,000 in cash,

454
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:10,165
and you net roughly... roughly... $60,000.

455
00:27:12,235 --> 00:27:13,468
[Chuckles]

456
00:27:13,503 --> 00:27:16,571
And how exactly does that work?

457
00:27:51,384 --> 00:27:53,042
[Door opens]

458
00:27:57,017 --> 00:27:58,363
[Door closes]

459
00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,972
Chuck: Ernesto?

460
00:28:10,713 --> 00:28:12,513
Hey.

461
00:28:14,517 --> 00:28:16,184
Going somewhere?

462
00:28:16,219 --> 00:28:19,086
Yes, we are.

463
00:28:19,122 --> 00:28:24,091
Pryce: She's a little tricky
around the corners.

464
00:28:24,127 --> 00:28:25,493
So...

465
00:28:25,528 --> 00:28:27,528
And you got to go with the premium gas.

466
00:28:27,564 --> 00:28:31,599
I know it seems like a scam,
but it makes a huge difference.

467
00:28:31,634 --> 00:28:34,502
And I would get her washed
at least once a week.

468
00:28:34,537 --> 00:28:36,103
And spring for the hand wax.

469
00:28:36,139 --> 00:28:38,673
You're gonna want that
extra layer of protection

470
00:28:38,708 --> 00:28:40,208
for the clear coat.

471
00:28:40,243 --> 00:28:43,177
[Sighs]

472
00:28:43,213 --> 00:28:45,546
She deserves the best.

473
00:28:45,582 --> 00:28:47,882
I'll make sure the boys at the chop shop

474
00:28:47,917 --> 00:28:49,350
are real gentle with her.

475
00:28:53,022 --> 00:28:55,823
Wait. W-why?

476
00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:58,960
No.

477
00:28:58,995 --> 00:29:01,329
You think I'd be caught dead
driving that thing?

478
00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:04,298
It looks like a school bus
for 6-year-old pimps.

479
00:29:04,334 --> 00:29:07,535
All right, shall we move this along?

480
00:29:16,279 --> 00:29:19,947
[Trunk opens]

481
00:29:38,301 --> 00:29:41,702
Aaron.

482
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,538
Okay, there's Jeter.

483
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:47,041
All right. Okay.

484
00:29:51,714 --> 00:29:53,214
[Sighs]

485
00:29:54,717 --> 00:29:56,851
Mantle. Mantle. There's Mantle.

486
00:29:56,886 --> 00:29:58,085
- [Chuckles]
- We good?

487
00:29:58,121 --> 00:30:01,122
Uh, yeah, that looks like everyone.

488
00:30:01,157 --> 00:30:04,058
Yeah, they're here.
‭looks like everyone's here.

489
00:30:10,133 --> 00:30:12,633
And now the other item.

490
00:30:29,152 --> 00:30:33,454
And now our business is concluded.

491
00:30:38,528 --> 00:30:40,127
[Keys jingle]

492
00:30:49,372 --> 00:30:51,872
[Engine starts]

493
00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:57,378
[Engine starts]

494
00:31:01,718 --> 00:31:04,485
[Engine revs]

495
00:31:20,036 --> 00:31:24,271
You know, I can't help thinking
an apology was in order.

496
00:31:24,307 --> 00:31:27,008
[Cellphone rings "Take Me Out
to the Ball Game"]

497
00:31:27,043 --> 00:31:28,909
Uh, it's... it's the police again.

498
00:31:32,715 --> 00:31:34,148
Sandpiper hasn't really responded

499
00:31:34,183 --> 00:31:35,316
to our discovery requests.

500
00:31:35,351 --> 00:31:37,018
They've buried us in paperwork,

501
00:31:37,053 --> 00:31:39,820
but nothing actually relevant
to the particulars in this case.

502
00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,355
No real surprise there.

503
00:31:41,391 --> 00:31:43,524
We may have to subpoena their bank records.

504
00:31:43,559 --> 00:31:45,793
Thank you, Erin. Jimmy.

505
00:31:45,828 --> 00:31:47,328
How we doing with client outreach?

506
00:31:47,363 --> 00:31:49,497
Oh, while we're waiting on those subpoenas,

507
00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:51,632
I'm thinking we should t
wrangling some of this stuff

508
00:31:51,668 --> 00:31:53,234
from the clients themselves.

509
00:31:53,269 --> 00:31:56,003
Most of these folks
have hard copies of everything

510
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,839
going back to the
Eisenhower administration.

511
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:01,342
Of course, given some of their, uh...

512
00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:04,578
Inconsistent organizational practices,

513
00:32:04,614 --> 00:32:06,914
- it's gonna be slow going.
- [Knock on door]

514
00:32:08,451 --> 00:32:10,084
I'm so sorry to interrupt.

515
00:32:10,119 --> 00:32:12,920
Uh, this one lady, um, she's sweet,

516
00:32:12,955 --> 00:32:15,189
but, uh, deaf as a doornail.

517
00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:19,026
She keeps all of her paperwork
in, um, she keeps it...

518
00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:20,494
I'm sorry. Excuse me, Jimmy.

519
00:32:20,530 --> 00:32:21,729
I'm gonna need everybody's phone,

520
00:32:21,764 --> 00:32:23,898
key fobs, and electronics.

521
00:32:57,066 --> 00:32:59,767
Chuck. Welcome.

522
00:32:59,802 --> 00:33:01,802
Please. Have a seat.

523
00:33:01,838 --> 00:33:04,138
Don't mind me.

524
00:33:04,173 --> 00:33:07,374
Hey, everybody.

525
00:33:07,410 --> 00:33:09,977
[Clears throat]

526
00:33:12,849 --> 00:33:14,448
Sorry for the interruption.

527
00:33:14,484 --> 00:33:16,117
Just pretend I'm not here.

528
00:33:16,152 --> 00:33:18,619
Happy to have you.

529
00:33:18,654 --> 00:33:20,654
Jimmy, where were we?

530
00:33:20,690 --> 00:33:23,791
Uh, yeah.

531
00:33:23,826 --> 00:33:26,127
So, I was saying...

532
00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:31,098
Um...

533
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:34,769
Uh, getting the documents
from some of the clients...

534
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:41,642
We definitely have some pack rats.

535
00:33:41,677 --> 00:33:43,444
God bless 'em.

536
00:33:43,479 --> 00:33:47,014
I was visiting Mrs. Gusdorff
at, uh, Sandpiper Santa Fe,

537
00:33:47,049 --> 00:33:51,652
and I spent the whole afternoon
sorting through just a haystack

538
00:33:51,687 --> 00:33:55,122
of recipes and half-off coupons
from big lots.

539
00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:59,126
But now we've got copies of
this woman's monthly statements

540
00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:01,695
going back to March 1997,

541
00:34:01,731 --> 00:34:04,431
so it might be a little labor-intensive,

542
00:34:04,467 --> 00:34:08,602
but our clients will always be
our best resource.

543
00:34:08,638 --> 00:34:10,704
Plus, they have ribbon candy.

544
00:34:10,740 --> 00:34:12,339
[Light laughter]

545
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:22,683
Chuck: Jimmy.

546
00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:25,853
Hello?

547
00:34:32,895 --> 00:34:34,295
What are you doing here?

548
00:34:34,330 --> 00:34:37,965
[Sighs] ‭My name is on the building.

549
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,533
So great to have you here.

550
00:34:39,569 --> 00:34:42,002
If you need anything, I'll be in my office.

551
00:34:46,843 --> 00:34:48,876
[Sighs]

552
00:34:48,911 --> 00:34:51,111
Why are you here?

553
00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:55,049
To bear witness.

554
00:34:58,287 --> 00:35:00,621
[Cellphone rings]

555
00:35:06,362 --> 00:35:08,329
James McGill.

556
00:35:08,364 --> 00:35:10,364
It's Ehrmantraut. [Sighs]

557
00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:12,600
You still morally flexible?

558
00:35:12,635 --> 00:35:16,370
If so, I might have a job for you.

559
00:35:18,207 --> 00:35:21,242
Where and when?

560
00:35:26,636 --> 00:35:28,703
Take a seat.

561
00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:34,443
Mr. Wormald, thank you
for coming in and talking to us.

562
00:35:34,478 --> 00:35:35,744
Yeah, of course.

563
00:35:35,779 --> 00:35:37,245
Yeah, we've been looking at the reports

564
00:35:37,281 --> 00:35:38,980
that the officers took at the scene,

565
00:35:39,016 --> 00:35:41,516
and we have a few
‭small follow-up questions.

566
00:35:41,552 --> 00:35:44,252
Uh, sorry to waste your time.
Just standard stuff.

567
00:35:44,288 --> 00:35:45,987
There's really no need
for a lawyer to be here.

568
00:35:46,023 --> 00:35:48,790
I'm here in more of an advisory capacity.

569
00:35:48,826 --> 00:35:51,960
Dan just, uh, wanted
a friendly face next to him.

570
00:35:51,995 --> 00:35:54,296
Coleman: ‭Well, we're all friendly here.

571
00:35:54,331 --> 00:35:56,798
Look at us. Four friends.

572
00:35:56,834 --> 00:35:58,166
[Chuckles]

573
00:35:58,202 --> 00:35:59,801
We just want to get the facts straight

574
00:35:59,837 --> 00:36:02,137
so we can, um, help you get
your property for you.

575
00:36:02,172 --> 00:36:04,206
Yeah, you know, uh, it's fine.

576
00:36:04,241 --> 00:36:07,275
Uh, yeah, there's no need to, uh...

577
00:36:07,311 --> 00:36:09,311
No, it's just standard procedure.

578
00:36:09,346 --> 00:36:10,846
You know, ‭officers don't always get

579
00:36:10,881 --> 00:36:13,215
all the information we need in their report.

580
00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:16,151
We just want to find the guys
who took your baseball cards.

581
00:36:16,186 --> 00:36:18,820
Yeah, that's, uh...

582
00:36:18,856 --> 00:36:21,556
You know, my uncle
‭had a Ty Cobb tobacco card.

583
00:36:21,592 --> 00:36:24,626
Kept that thing behind six inches of glass

584
00:36:24,661 --> 00:36:26,361
like it was the Mona Lisa or something.

585
00:36:26,396 --> 00:36:28,396
Wow. Ty Cobb?

586
00:36:28,432 --> 00:36:29,831
Tell him to keep the lights low.

587
00:36:29,867 --> 00:36:32,167
Even artificial lighting
has a certain amount

588
00:36:32,202 --> 00:36:37,506
of ultraviolet radiation
that can, uh, you know...

589
00:36:37,541 --> 00:36:39,040
- Over the long term...
- Yeah.

590
00:36:39,076 --> 00:36:41,343
Um, can you just remind us

591
00:36:41,378 --> 00:36:44,312
exactly where you kept
your cards in the house?

592
00:36:44,348 --> 00:36:49,050
Yeah, well, uh, as I was trying
to say, it's no longer an issue.

593
00:36:49,086 --> 00:36:51,753
I found them.

594
00:36:51,788 --> 00:36:53,221
So you found the cards?

595
00:36:53,257 --> 00:36:55,056
Uh, yep.

596
00:36:55,092 --> 00:37:00,028
I just wanted to come down and
tell you, you know, in person.

597
00:37:00,063 --> 00:37:01,830
You found them?

598
00:37:01,865 --> 00:37:03,565
Where? Around the house?

599
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,835
No. I, uh, I hired a private investigator,

600
00:37:06,870 --> 00:37:09,004
and he tracked them down.

601
00:37:09,039 --> 00:37:10,405
So, yeah.

602
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,342
Really? So, where were they?

603
00:37:14,378 --> 00:37:16,444
You know, it's fine. It is.

604
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,180
I really... I ought to get out of your hair.

605
00:37:19,216 --> 00:37:21,850
Uh, you've wasted enough time on me.

606
00:37:21,885 --> 00:37:24,686
No, no, it's... ‭it's okay. It's our job.

607
00:37:24,721 --> 00:37:26,555
We just want to get the facts right

608
00:37:26,590 --> 00:37:28,890
so we can help close this case for you.

609
00:37:28,926 --> 00:37:31,293
It's done.

610
00:37:31,328 --> 00:37:33,562
Case closed!

611
00:37:33,597 --> 00:37:35,931
I just... I know how much, you know,

612
00:37:35,941 --> 00:37:37,608
you guys have on your hands,

613
00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:41,190
like murderers and robbers
and gangs and stuff. I...

614
00:37:41,225 --> 00:37:43,826
Hey, Danny, ‭why don't you get some air?

615
00:37:43,861 --> 00:37:45,161
You can have some coffee.

616
00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:47,797
I'll finish up ‭with the detectives here.

617
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,774
Okay, let's get down
to brass tacks here, guys.

618
00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:02,011
I'm guessing your two
fine uniformed officers

619
00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:03,946
found Mr. Wormald's little hidey hole,

620
00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:06,015
and that's why you two are so interested

621
00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:07,850
in "helping" my friend here.

622
00:38:07,885 --> 00:38:09,819
I get it.

623
00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:11,387
A hiding place in the baseboard...

624
00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:13,222
it's gonna make anyone suspicious.

625
00:38:13,257 --> 00:38:17,159
But let me assure you there's
nothing illegal going on here.

626
00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:18,828
Then why is he so nervous?

627
00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:21,630
Mm-hmm. 'Cause I must say, the
flop sweat is kind of suspect.

628
00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:24,633
We all have our secrets, don't we?

629
00:38:24,669 --> 00:38:27,003
And who among us is without sin?

630
00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:31,040
But those sins aren't all
of the criminal variety,

631
00:38:31,075 --> 00:38:33,542
and neither are Mr. Wormald's, okay?

632
00:38:33,578 --> 00:38:35,745
They are, however, very private.

633
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:38,014
Private, like drug dealer, maybe?

634
00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:39,648
No, no!

635
00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:42,251
He's being evasive because
it's a sensitive subject,

636
00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:46,222
very delicate, and of no concern
to law enforcement.

637
00:38:46,257 --> 00:38:49,492
You know, as much as we'd love
to, um, take your word for it,

638
00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:51,327
we're gonna need a little more than that.

639
00:38:51,362 --> 00:38:55,331
All right, well, this all comes
down to a personal dispute.

640
00:38:55,366 --> 00:38:56,699
That's all.

641
00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:59,368
It's... it's between, um, Mr. Wormald

642
00:38:59,404 --> 00:39:04,473
and, uh... his art patron.

643
00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:07,043
- "Art patron"?
- Yeah.

644
00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:12,448
Uh, my client has an arrangement
with a wealthy gentleman

645
00:39:12,483 --> 00:39:16,752
for whom [clears throat]
Mr. Wormald provides...

646
00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:22,758
Art in exchange for
‭this gentleman's generous, uh...

647
00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:25,928
We'll call it patronage.

648
00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:29,098
Art? Like... like what? Paintings?

649
00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:31,901
It's more like digital media.

650
00:39:31,936 --> 00:39:34,203
Digital media?

651
00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:36,906
He made videos for the man.

652
00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:38,140
What kind of videos?

653
00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:40,976
Private videos of an artistic nature.

654
00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:43,145
That's what was in the hiding place.

655
00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:44,814
That's what it's for.

656
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:51,921
So, this art patron stole the
videos and the baseball cards?

657
00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:53,956
Well, there was a misunderstanding.

658
00:39:53,991 --> 00:39:56,492
I mean, uh, ‭call it creative differences.

659
00:39:56,527 --> 00:39:59,261
Artists are volatile creatures.

660
00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:00,830
[Sighs]

661
00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:05,734
Guys, this all comes down
to just a lovers' spat, okay?

662
00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:08,437
Two consenting adults had a falling out.

663
00:40:08,473 --> 00:40:09,738
That happens.

664
00:40:09,774 --> 00:40:13,175
And the, uh, "patron" stole the videos

665
00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:15,945
and the baseball cards, uh,
to "make a point," I guess.

666
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:19,248
But the headline here is, it's all settled.

667
00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:20,583
Hearts have mended,

668
00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:24,453
and Mr. Wormald will not
be pressing charges.

669
00:40:24,489 --> 00:40:27,857
What was on these videos?

670
00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:30,493
- They were private.
- You've said that.

671
00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:31,961
[Sighs]

672
00:40:31,996 --> 00:40:38,902
They were videos intended
to titillate the senses.

673
00:40:39,637 --> 00:40:42,138
- Okay, so porn.
- Not... no.

674
00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:43,873
Not as such.

675
00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:47,343
Technically, they would be
categorized as fetish videos.

676
00:40:47,378 --> 00:40:49,178
But nothing illegal.

677
00:40:49,213 --> 00:40:51,981
Just a man... a fully
clothed man, I might add...

678
00:40:52,016 --> 00:40:54,183
just all by himself.

679
00:40:54,218 --> 00:41:00,489
Just... just Mr. Wormald
fully clothed, uh, yeah.

680
00:41:00,525 --> 00:41:03,359
So... all right.

681
00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:10,366
So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald
by himself doing what?

682
00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:12,434
Yeah, come on, man. What?

683
00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:17,706
[Sighs] Squat cobbler.

684
00:41:17,742 --> 00:41:21,310
What's a s-squat cobbler?

685
00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:23,712
Squat cobbler.
‭You know what squat cobbler is.

686
00:41:23,748 --> 00:41:25,548
No, I don't... I don't know
what a squat cobbler is.

687
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:27,983
No, me neither. What is it?

688
00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:30,052
What? And you two guys are cops?

689
00:41:30,087 --> 00:41:33,689
Hoboken squat cobbler.

690
00:41:33,724 --> 00:41:36,258
Full moon moon-pie.

691
00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:40,029
Boston cream splat. [Chuckles]

692
00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:41,263
Seriously?

693
00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:44,099
Simple-Simon-the-ass-man.

694
00:41:44,135 --> 00:41:45,534
Dutch apple ass.

695
00:41:45,570 --> 00:41:48,604
Guys, am I not speaking English here?

696
00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:50,105
What the hell is a squat cobbler?!

697
00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:52,007
It's when a man sits in pie!

698
00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:54,910
He sits in a pie!

699
00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:58,614
And he... he wiggles around.

700
00:41:58,649 --> 00:42:02,084
Maybe it's like hellmann's mayonnaise.

701
00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:04,286
It has a different name west of the rockies.

702
00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:06,088
I don't know. But, uh, technically,

703
00:42:06,123 --> 00:42:08,958
he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears,

704
00:42:08,993 --> 00:42:11,026
which makes it more specialized.

705
00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:13,128
Not all pie sitters cry.

706
00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:14,730
But I'm gonna tell you something.

707
00:42:14,765 --> 00:42:17,866
This guy is a regular Julianne Moore

708
00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:19,101
once he gets ‭the waterworks cranked up.

709
00:42:19,136 --> 00:42:21,070
Pies?

710
00:42:21,105 --> 00:42:22,404
What? Like apple?

711
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,106
Guys, I'm not ‭the
filmmaker here, all right?

712
00:42:24,141 --> 00:42:28,544
Banana cream. I... uh, peach.

713
00:42:28,579 --> 00:42:32,081
Oh, and there... And there
is a costume involved.

714
00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:34,783
[Snorts]

715
00:42:34,819 --> 00:42:36,986
You got to be shitting us.

716
00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:40,422
Yeah, like I would make this up.

717
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:44,827
Hey, the world is
‭a rich tapestry, my friends.

718
00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:47,563
But trust me on this.

719
00:42:47,598 --> 00:42:49,665
You don't want to see it.

720
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,133
[Chuckles]

721
00:42:57,308 --> 00:43:00,409
So, uh, we're good, right?

722
00:43:00,444 --> 00:43:03,946
Yeah. Great. [Chuckles]

723
00:43:03,981 --> 00:43:06,615
There is, however, one little,
tiny hanging Chad.

724
00:43:06,651 --> 00:43:08,651
Well, what? What Chad?

725
00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:10,719
You're gonna have to make a video.

726
00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:15,324
[Keys jingle]

727
00:43:15,359 --> 00:43:17,860
[Insects chirping]

728
00:43:23,968 --> 00:43:26,468
[Grunts]

729
00:43:34,011 --> 00:43:36,345
Kim: [Laughs] Wait. Wait.

730
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:39,515
So he eats the pies or just sits in them?

731
00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:41,717
Both. Whatever you want.

732
00:43:41,752 --> 00:43:43,552
Which comes first?

733
00:43:43,587 --> 00:43:45,387
Uh, it's dealer's choice.

734
00:43:45,423 --> 00:43:47,489
That's where the crying comes in, right?

735
00:43:47,525 --> 00:43:49,325
That's a safe bet.

736
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:50,726
[Laughs]

737
00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:52,895
How the hell ‭did you come up with that?

738
00:43:52,930 --> 00:43:54,863
If you gave me a million years,

739
00:43:54,899 --> 00:43:56,565
I still would not have come up with that.

740
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:57,633
The muse.

741
00:43:57,668 --> 00:43:59,168
She speaks through me.

742
00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:01,303
I am but a humble vessel.

743
00:44:01,339 --> 00:44:02,571
And they bought it?

744
00:44:02,606 --> 00:44:04,340
- Yeah.
- Wow.

745
00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:05,974
I've heard some far-out
scenarios used to sow doubt,

746
00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:07,743
but this definitely takes the cake.

747
00:44:07,778 --> 00:44:09,912
Kim, Kim, Kim.

748
00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:11,080
- Takes the pie.
- Yeah.

749
00:44:11,115 --> 00:44:12,548
[Chuckling] Sorry.

750
00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,249
I should just jump off the roof right now.

751
00:44:14,285 --> 00:44:16,819
Yeah, you should feel bad about yourself.

752
00:44:16,854 --> 00:44:19,088
Jesus, can you tell a story.

753
00:44:19,123 --> 00:44:23,926
Well, to be fair, I think it was
the video that clinched it.

754
00:44:23,961 --> 00:44:26,195
What video?

755
00:44:26,230 --> 00:44:29,231
Wait, wait. You...
‭You actually made a video?

756
00:44:29,266 --> 00:44:32,101
I got to say, in the end,
ol' Dan really committed.

757
00:44:32,136 --> 00:44:34,570
I believed the tears.

758
00:44:34,605 --> 00:44:39,408
Um, this is a leftover prop. It was extra.

759
00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:42,945
I wasn't sure how many takes
we would need, so I over-bought,

760
00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:46,949
but I promise you,
‭untouched by human buttocks.

761
00:44:46,984 --> 00:44:49,685
You fabricated evidence?

762
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,453
I made a video.

763
00:44:51,489 --> 00:44:53,122
Not exactly evidence.

764
00:44:53,157 --> 00:44:54,757
You used it to exonerate a client.

765
00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:58,861
You used falsified evidence
to exonerate a client.

766
00:44:58,896 --> 00:45:00,429
Mm, I think you're splitting hairs.

767
00:45:00,464 --> 00:45:02,064
I'm not splitting hairs.

768
00:45:02,099 --> 00:45:06,268
What if Davis & Main find out
you faked evidence?

769
00:45:06,303 --> 00:45:08,036
It wasn't a Davis & Main client.

770
00:45:08,072 --> 00:45:10,773
It was some nothing, little pro-bono thing.

771
00:45:10,808 --> 00:45:12,908
It was off the clock. It was,
uh, totally my own thing.

772
00:45:12,943 --> 00:45:13,976
Why?

773
00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:18,947
Why would you risk
‭the best job you've ever had

774
00:45:18,983 --> 00:45:20,916
for some pro-bono case?

775
00:45:20,951 --> 00:45:22,785
I was doing a favor for a friend.

776
00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:25,721
Risking disbarment?
That's... that's some friend.

777
00:45:25,756 --> 00:45:28,223
It's fine! It... it worked out.

778
00:45:28,259 --> 00:45:30,092
Davis & Main are none the wiser.

779
00:45:30,127 --> 00:45:31,960
Jimmy, ‭you're playing with fire here.

780
00:45:31,996 --> 00:45:34,596
I didn't see you complaining

781
00:45:34,632 --> 00:45:37,900
when, um, Ken the douchebag paid
our bar bill the other night.

782
00:45:37,935 --> 00:45:40,636
No, that was a little bit
of rule breaking right there.

783
00:45:40,671 --> 00:45:43,272
And if I remember correctly, you liked it.

784
00:45:43,307 --> 00:45:44,573
A lot.

785
00:45:44,608 --> 00:45:46,909
That is so not the same thing.

786
00:45:46,944 --> 00:45:48,343
How? What's the difference?

787
00:45:48,379 --> 00:45:49,912
That had nothing to do with work.

788
00:45:49,947 --> 00:45:52,915
And we were just... just screwing around.

789
00:45:52,950 --> 00:45:53,949
This?

790
00:45:53,984 --> 00:45:56,819
Fabricating evidence.

791
00:45:56,854 --> 00:45:58,754
Jimmy, ‭this could really hurt you.

792
00:45:58,789 --> 00:46:00,656
If they find out, if you get caught...

793
00:46:00,691 --> 00:46:02,758
It... they're never gonna find out.

794
00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:05,093
Seriously? You sound like
every dumb criminal out there.

795
00:46:05,129 --> 00:46:07,696
If you keep this up, they will find out.

796
00:46:09,667 --> 00:46:13,602
- For what, Jimmy?
- ‭[Sighs]

797
00:46:13,637 --> 00:46:15,838
What is the point?

798
00:46:20,644 --> 00:46:23,479
[Clears throat]

799
00:46:32,056 --> 00:46:35,824
I cannot hear ‭about this sort of thing.

800
00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:38,594
Ever again. Okay?

801
00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:45,100
I mean it, Jimmy.

802
00:46:47,271 --> 00:46:49,204
You won't.

802
00:46:50,305 --> 00:46:56,621
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