1 00:00:01,042 --> 00:00:01,712 ♪ We ♪ 2 00:00:01,792 --> 00:00:03,062 - ♪ We ♪ - ♪ Are the Crystal ♪ 3 00:00:03,167 --> 00:00:04,247 ♪ Gems ♪ 4 00:00:04,333 --> 00:00:06,503 ♪ We'll always save the day ♪ 5 00:00:06,583 --> 00:00:08,083 Steven: ♪ And if you think 6 00:00:08,105 --> 00:00:09,625 we can't, we'll ♪ 7 00:00:09,708 --> 00:00:11,788 ♪ Always find a way ♪ 8 00:00:11,875 --> 00:00:13,745 ♪ That's why the people ♪ 9 00:00:13,833 --> 00:00:15,833 ♪ Of this world ♪ 10 00:00:15,917 --> 00:00:17,327 ♪ Believe in ♪ 11 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:18,457 ♪ Garnet ♪ 12 00:00:18,481 --> 00:00:19,541 Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst ♪ 13 00:00:19,625 --> 00:00:21,035 Pearl: ♪ And Pearl ♪ 14 00:00:21,125 --> 00:00:23,205 And Steven! 15 00:00:26,042 --> 00:00:27,622 Lars: Captain's log... 16 00:00:27,647 --> 00:00:29,247 I think it's Friday. 17 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:30,833 I've ordered Rhodonite to do 18 00:00:30,855 --> 00:00:32,375 a spectral scan of the system. 19 00:00:32,458 --> 00:00:33,898 - Hopefully, one of - these asteroids 20 00:00:33,958 --> 00:00:35,248 Has the Flotanium deposits 21 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:36,713 we need to get our 22 00:00:36,730 --> 00:00:38,130 warp engines back online. 23 00:00:38,208 --> 00:00:39,388 Hmm. 24 00:00:39,418 --> 00:00:40,628 [ Grunts ] 25 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:43,038 What now, Steven? 26 00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:46,245 A letter? 27 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:48,253 Steven: "Dear Lars, how's space? 28 00:00:48,272 --> 00:00:50,212 Is it still big? 29 00:00:50,292 --> 00:00:51,852 - You don't have to - answer that right now. 30 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:53,205 This is a letter. 31 00:00:53,292 --> 00:00:55,102 - Since you're away from home, - I thought I'd fill you in 32 00:00:55,125 --> 00:00:57,055 - On what's been going - on at Beach City. 33 00:00:57,167 --> 00:00:59,627 Everyone misses you so much. 34 00:00:59,708 --> 00:01:01,518 - Since Sadie is busy - with the band, 35 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:02,995 No one is around 36 00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:04,422 to open up the Big Donut." 37 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:05,920 [ Sighs ] 38 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,690 Oh, come on. 39 00:01:07,710 --> 00:01:09,420 Are they still not open? 40 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:11,850 - Ugh. - I know Sadie quit a while ago, 41 00:01:11,958 --> 00:01:13,708 But why the heck isn't Lars 42 00:01:13,730 --> 00:01:15,500 here to pick up the slack? 43 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:17,043 Uh, Ronaldo, 44 00:01:17,064 --> 00:01:18,544 Lars is in space. 45 00:01:18,625 --> 00:01:20,825 [ Laughs ] 46 00:01:20,917 --> 00:01:22,537 Good one, Steven. 47 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:25,285 I needed that. 48 00:01:28,375 --> 00:01:29,825 You're serious? 49 00:01:29,917 --> 00:01:31,437 Don't you remember when everyone 50 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:33,000 in town was abducted by Gems? 51 00:01:33,083 --> 00:01:34,313 Mayor Dewey had to give 52 00:01:34,334 --> 00:01:35,584 all those speeches about it. 53 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:36,957 Do you believe everything 54 00:01:36,981 --> 00:01:38,291 the government tells you? 55 00:01:38,375 --> 00:01:39,575 I'm the one who 56 00:01:39,605 --> 00:01:40,825 told the government. 57 00:01:40,917 --> 00:01:41,997 Wait, what? 58 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:43,773 - So that means... - Mm-hmm. 59 00:01:43,875 --> 00:01:45,015 So Lars 60 00:01:45,043 --> 00:01:46,213 is really in space? 61 00:01:46,292 --> 00:01:47,312 Mm-hmm. 62 00:01:47,335 --> 00:01:48,375 Is he in danger? 63 00:01:48,458 --> 00:01:50,038 Surrounded by aliens? 64 00:01:50,125 --> 00:01:51,625 All of the above. 65 00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:53,668 This is a nightmare. 66 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:55,060 I'm the one who should 67 00:01:55,085 --> 00:01:56,415 be in space! 68 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,390 Why does Lars get to be whisked 69 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:00,328 away into the infinite cosmos 70 00:02:00,417 --> 00:02:01,617 on an adventure 71 00:02:01,647 --> 00:02:02,877 of a lifetime? 72 00:02:02,958 --> 00:02:04,498 It's so ironic 73 00:02:04,522 --> 00:02:06,082 it hurts my soul. 74 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:08,457 [ Sobbing ] 75 00:02:08,542 --> 00:02:09,792 There, there. 76 00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:11,125 Morning, Universe. 77 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:12,578 Oh, good morning. 78 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,287 Still not open, huh? 79 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:15,955 I guess me and the Big Donut 80 00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:17,580 have a lot in common now. 81 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:19,997 We're both empty inside. 82 00:02:20,083 --> 00:02:21,893 - Steven: "As far - as local politics, 83 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,640 - Mayor Dewey - isn't mayor anymore. 84 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:25,190 - There was an election - and Nanefua 85 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:26,270 Won with her platform 86 00:02:26,293 --> 00:02:27,333 of working together." 87 00:02:27,417 --> 00:02:28,667 Nanefua: So we are all 88 00:02:28,689 --> 00:02:29,959 in agreement, yes? 89 00:02:30,042 --> 00:02:31,232 In the event of a Gem-related 90 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:32,461 emergency, 91 00:02:32,542 --> 00:02:34,062 everyone should go to 92 00:02:34,085 --> 00:02:35,625 the newly-designated shelters. 93 00:02:35,708 --> 00:02:36,808 Me and Garnet can take 94 00:02:36,834 --> 00:02:37,964 care of food rations. 95 00:02:38,042 --> 00:02:39,352 Anyone know a good, 96 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:40,706 non-perishable brand of chaps? 97 00:02:40,792 --> 00:02:42,502 You can also put some pizza 98 00:02:42,522 --> 00:02:44,252 ingredients on ice just in case. 99 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:46,133 That's a great idea, Garnet. 100 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:47,748 We can ask all the local 101 00:02:47,772 --> 00:02:49,332 restaurants to pitch in food 102 00:02:49,417 --> 00:02:51,267 - in case we have - to hide for awhile. 103 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:52,615 These all seem like 104 00:02:52,647 --> 00:02:53,917 great plans, 105 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,440 but how are you going 106 00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:56,920 to get in contact 107 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,020 with everyone when 108 00:02:58,043 --> 00:02:59,083 there is an emergency? 109 00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:00,937 This may be a small town, 110 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,750 but it's a big small town. 111 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:03,813 Oh, Mayor Gunga, I could 112 00:03:03,834 --> 00:03:04,834 drive you around 113 00:03:04,917 --> 00:03:06,287 while you use the loudspeaker 114 00:03:06,314 --> 00:03:07,714 to spread the word through town. 115 00:03:07,792 --> 00:03:09,082 Cheese on bread! 116 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,416 That's a good idea. 117 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,830 While Jenny does that, I can 118 00:03:11,855 --> 00:03:13,205 take to the boardwalk on foot 119 00:03:13,292 --> 00:03:14,482 and let all the businesses 120 00:03:14,501 --> 00:03:15,711 know what's up. 121 00:03:15,792 --> 00:03:17,372 And as soon as we know 122 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:18,997 of any impending danger, 123 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:20,943 I'll give everyone a call 124 00:03:20,959 --> 00:03:22,829 on my cellular phone. 125 00:03:22,917 --> 00:03:24,497 It might be easier if you 126 00:03:24,522 --> 00:03:26,132 just sent out a mass text. 127 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:27,208 What number do I call 128 00:03:27,230 --> 00:03:28,250 for mass text? 129 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,943 Pearl, is this your 130 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:31,579 first cell phone? 131 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,127 Maybe. 132 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:34,768 Is there anything else we can do 133 00:03:34,793 --> 00:03:36,383 to beef up the town's security? 134 00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:37,558 It would be nice if we could 135 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:38,714 have some kind of lookout. 136 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:39,852 Maybe I'll pick up one of 137 00:03:39,876 --> 00:03:40,956 the high-powered telescopes 138 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:42,692 - for the lighthouse - or something. 139 00:03:42,792 --> 00:03:44,602 - I volunteer! - I love looking out. 140 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:46,328 If I can't be in space, 141 00:03:46,355 --> 00:03:47,995 then I can at least look at it. 142 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:50,023 - Nanefua: - This is beautiful. 143 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:51,435 Ronaldo, Greg, 144 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:52,790 you're on lookout duty. 145 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:54,455 Kiki, Pearl, you are 146 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,080 in charge of communication. 147 00:03:56,167 --> 00:03:57,747 Steven, Garnet, 148 00:03:57,772 --> 00:03:59,382 you call for rations. 149 00:03:59,458 --> 00:04:01,098 And Jenny and I will spread 150 00:04:01,126 --> 00:04:02,786 the word about the plan. 151 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,745 Now everyone is helping 152 00:04:04,772 --> 00:04:06,672 to make our town safe. 153 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:10,210 Everyone except me. 154 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,632 Aww. 155 00:04:11,708 --> 00:04:13,228 Oh, you made 156 00:04:13,251 --> 00:04:14,791 things awkward. 157 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:16,455 Steven: "Sadie Killer and the 158 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,080 Suspects are still going strong. 159 00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:19,497 They're gearing up for a huge 160 00:04:19,522 --> 00:04:20,882 show right here in Beach City. 161 00:04:20,958 --> 00:04:22,228 I hope you can make it back 162 00:04:22,251 --> 00:04:23,541 in time to see them play." 163 00:04:23,625 --> 00:04:24,615 And just as the chorus 164 00:04:24,647 --> 00:04:25,667 is finishing up, 165 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,170 I'll grab this fake 166 00:04:27,189 --> 00:04:28,629 but very realistic chainsaw, 167 00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:30,588 - and then Steven will hit me - with the lights, 168 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:32,125 And we'll all scream. 169 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:33,878 Aah. Aah. 170 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:37,628 And then I'll come out. 171 00:04:37,708 --> 00:04:39,628 Oogity boogity. 172 00:04:39,708 --> 00:04:41,438 - I don't think - you get it, Dad. 173 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,622 We're going for scary scary, 174 00:04:43,647 --> 00:04:45,747 not ha-ha scary. 175 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:47,583 Oh. All right. 176 00:04:47,605 --> 00:04:49,375 I just wanted to help. 177 00:04:49,458 --> 00:04:50,768 Did you cut holes 178 00:04:50,793 --> 00:04:52,133 in my bedsheets? 179 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:54,598 - Steven: "Jamie the mailman has - been making a lot of progress 180 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:56,385 - Establishing - a local theater scene. 181 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:57,980 - He's done a bunch - of one-man shows 182 00:04:58,083 --> 00:04:59,123 And even started 183 00:04:59,147 --> 00:05:00,207 teaching improv." 184 00:05:00,292 --> 00:05:03,252 People of Beach City, are you 185 00:05:03,272 --> 00:05:06,252 ready to laugh your butts off? 186 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:07,503 I am! 187 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:08,873 We got a killer lineup 188 00:05:08,897 --> 00:05:10,207 for you tonight, 189 00:05:10,292 --> 00:05:13,002 so please welcome 190 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:15,752 the Beach City Laugh Guards. 191 00:05:15,833 --> 00:05:17,643 - Whoo! - Yeah! 192 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,500 Now all we need to get started 193 00:05:19,583 --> 00:05:21,483 - is a single word - from the audience. 194 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:22,753 Pearl: Steven! 195 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:24,023 We do a scene 196 00:05:24,043 --> 00:05:25,253 about Steven every week. 197 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:26,483 Well, I think 198 00:05:26,501 --> 00:05:27,671 those scenes are good. 199 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:28,870 Uh, spaghetti! 200 00:05:28,897 --> 00:05:30,037 No. No. Uh, car. 201 00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:31,575 No. That's not good. 202 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:33,537 Oh, how about plumber? 203 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,125 I heard "plumber." 204 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:36,938 And now the Beach City Laugh 205 00:05:36,959 --> 00:05:38,709 Guards will perform a completely 206 00:05:38,792 --> 00:05:40,832 improvised scene based 207 00:05:40,856 --> 00:05:42,916 on the word plumber. 208 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,390 - No. - Do Steven! 209 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:45,790 Wait, cats! 210 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:47,305 And no more suggestions 211 00:05:47,335 --> 00:05:48,785 for the rest of the show. 212 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:49,865 Thanks for coming out 213 00:05:49,897 --> 00:05:50,917 on such short notice. 214 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,630 My sink is clogged. 215 00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:54,438 Well, looks like we're going 216 00:05:54,459 --> 00:05:56,209 to need one of these. 217 00:05:56,292 --> 00:05:57,642 [ Steven laughs ] 218 00:05:57,668 --> 00:05:59,038 No, no, no. Cut. Stop. 219 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:01,055 Notes... Barb, love how you 220 00:06:01,085 --> 00:06:03,035 set up the scene. 221 00:06:03,125 --> 00:06:04,435 Amethyst, you don't have 222 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:05,790 to "become" a plunger. 223 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:08,325 Just pretend to have one. 224 00:06:08,355 --> 00:06:10,825 Observe and learn. 225 00:06:10,917 --> 00:06:14,327 Ah... 226 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:15,707 Ooh. 227 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,172 Uh... 228 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:19,270 What? 229 00:06:19,293 --> 00:06:20,333 Wow. 230 00:06:20,417 --> 00:06:22,327 That's way too confusing. 231 00:06:22,356 --> 00:06:24,286 You could be holding anything. 232 00:06:24,375 --> 00:06:25,745 I'm holding a plunger. 233 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:27,213 Pearl: Oh. 234 00:06:27,292 --> 00:06:29,852 - I thought you were holding a - long, skinny submarine sandwich. 235 00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:31,225 - Steven: Pearl! - Be nice. 236 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:32,353 It's obviously 237 00:06:32,376 --> 00:06:33,416 much more clear 238 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:34,890 if you can see 239 00:06:34,918 --> 00:06:36,328 the actual plunger. 240 00:06:36,417 --> 00:06:38,347 - She's got a point, - there, dude. 241 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:40,438 [ Laughs ] Looks like 242 00:06:40,459 --> 00:06:42,459 I improved improv. 243 00:06:42,542 --> 00:06:44,212 Dewey: Did I miss my cue? 244 00:06:44,292 --> 00:06:46,102 - Oh. - Whatever. 245 00:06:46,208 --> 00:06:47,418 Hello, ladies. 246 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:48,790 It's me, the waiter 247 00:06:48,814 --> 00:06:50,134 in this restaurant. 248 00:06:50,208 --> 00:06:53,878 Can I offer you some more worms? 249 00:06:53,958 --> 00:06:55,788 Blackout. 250 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:57,075 It was better 251 00:06:57,105 --> 00:06:58,325 than last week. 252 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:00,057 - Steven: "Anyways, - my dad is still rich 253 00:07:00,167 --> 00:07:01,557 - Even after buying - that telescope, 254 00:07:01,583 --> 00:07:03,083 So he's been trying out 255 00:07:03,105 --> 00:07:04,625 rich people sports. 256 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:06,458 He an Garnet have been playing 257 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,250 tennis on the weekends." 258 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:11,333 [ Panting ] 259 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:13,327 Garnet, this is a little 260 00:07:13,356 --> 00:07:15,286 intense for a warm-up. 261 00:07:15,375 --> 00:07:16,495 Maybe we could try 262 00:07:16,522 --> 00:07:17,672 a light volley? 263 00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:19,460 This is light. 264 00:07:19,542 --> 00:07:21,482 - Being rich - has made you week. 265 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:23,503 Oh, hey, tennis. 266 00:07:23,583 --> 00:07:25,713 Room for one m... Ow! 267 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:29,595 Steven: "In other 268 00:07:29,626 --> 00:07:30,626 sports-related news, 269 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:32,188 Beach City Underground Wrestling 270 00:07:32,209 --> 00:07:33,709 has been intense lately. 271 00:07:33,792 --> 00:07:34,892 The Marmalade Boys 272 00:07:34,918 --> 00:07:36,038 fought each other in, 273 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:38,205 you guessed it, marmalade. 274 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:39,632 The crowd was eating it up, 275 00:07:39,708 --> 00:07:40,768 but not literally because 276 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:41,883 that would be gross. 277 00:07:41,958 --> 00:07:43,368 Concrete Heat faced off 278 00:07:43,397 --> 00:07:44,827 against the Wolf of Wall Street 279 00:07:44,917 --> 00:07:46,577 inside a steel cage, 280 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:47,957 and the Good-Looking Gang 281 00:07:47,981 --> 00:07:49,291 finally lost the Tag-Team Title 282 00:07:49,375 --> 00:07:50,385 to the Sea Wasp 283 00:07:50,418 --> 00:07:51,458 and Shark-o-mania. 284 00:07:51,542 --> 00:07:53,062 - I know you don't - need to eat anymore, 285 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:54,563 - But I thought you'd - still be interested 286 00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:56,733 - In the local french fry scene - in Beach City. 287 00:07:56,833 --> 00:07:58,253 Peedee started his 288 00:07:58,272 --> 00:07:59,712 very own food truck. 289 00:07:59,792 --> 00:08:01,352 - He's not old enough - to drive yet, though, 290 00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:02,455 So it's kind of just 291 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,580 another fry stand." 292 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:04,747 Hey, Steven. 293 00:08:04,772 --> 00:08:05,882 What will it be? 294 00:08:05,958 --> 00:08:07,168 What have you got? 295 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:08,960 Well, I deal exclusively 296 00:08:08,980 --> 00:08:10,710 in tater tots now. 297 00:08:10,792 --> 00:08:12,042 That's great, Peedee. 298 00:08:12,064 --> 00:08:13,334 Can I get the bits? 299 00:08:13,417 --> 00:08:14,637 Uh, why don't you 300 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:15,918 try the tots? 301 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,040 They're the fry 302 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,134 of the future. 303 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:19,828 Do the tots have bits? 304 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,557 [ Sighs ] 305 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:23,245 I'll get you the bits. 306 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:25,483 - I like your super-cool truck, - Peedee. 307 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:27,443 - I love the giant potato - on the top. 308 00:08:27,542 --> 00:08:29,002 Oh, thanks. It actually used 309 00:08:29,022 --> 00:08:30,502 to be the Mayor Mobile. 310 00:08:30,583 --> 00:08:32,353 - I just painted over - Mayor Dewey's head. 311 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:33,788 It's a good thing that his head 312 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,174 was so big and lumpy. 313 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:36,540 Yeah. 314 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:38,475 - The new city board practically - just gave it to me, too. 315 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:39,980 It's like they wanted nothing 316 00:08:40,001 --> 00:08:41,501 to do with it anymore. 317 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:42,933 - Everything has been - pretty great for me 318 00:08:42,958 --> 00:08:45,038 Since Nanefua became mayor. 319 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:48,205 Oh, no. 320 00:08:48,292 --> 00:08:49,392 All right. 321 00:08:49,418 --> 00:08:50,538 I got the bits. 322 00:08:50,625 --> 00:08:52,375 Steven? 323 00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:54,418 [ Sighs ] 324 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,420 Mayor Dewey, wait! 325 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:58,290 You know, Universe, 326 00:08:58,314 --> 00:09:00,134 seeing my old Mayor Mobile 327 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:02,578 turned into a giant potato 328 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,387 made me realize that nothing 329 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:06,168 is like it used to be. 330 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,730 My old life, my old town, 331 00:09:07,751 --> 00:09:09,251 my old citizens, 332 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,833 they've all changed. 333 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,417 They've all outgrown me, 334 00:09:12,439 --> 00:09:13,959 I suppose. 335 00:09:14,042 --> 00:09:15,892 - Well, of course - everyone is changing. 336 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,850 - Nothing can stay - the same forever. 337 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,268 You know what I miss the most 338 00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:20,633 about being the mayor? 339 00:09:20,708 --> 00:09:22,498 The little things, getting 340 00:09:22,522 --> 00:09:24,332 dressed and ready for work, 341 00:09:24,417 --> 00:09:25,787 walking down the boardwalk 342 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:27,635 seeing everyone's 343 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,458 smiling faces, yes. 344 00:09:29,542 --> 00:09:30,922 Knowing I had a place 345 00:09:30,939 --> 00:09:32,329 in this town. 346 00:09:32,417 --> 00:09:33,707 I used to look forward 347 00:09:33,731 --> 00:09:35,041 to it every day, 348 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:37,055 - just like the people - of this town 349 00:09:37,167 --> 00:09:38,847 Used to look forward 350 00:09:38,876 --> 00:09:40,576 to their morning donut. 351 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,187 I guess these days no one 352 00:09:42,210 --> 00:09:43,750 gets what they want. 353 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,213 Wait a second. 354 00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:46,630 I have an idea. 355 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:48,288 "And so Mayor Dewey started 356 00:09:48,314 --> 00:09:49,924 working at the Big Donut. 357 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,810 - It seemed as if - the entire town showed up 358 00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:53,457 For the grand reopening. 359 00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:55,082 The whole thing filled Mr. Dewey 360 00:09:55,106 --> 00:09:56,666 with a new sense of purpose. 361 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:57,790 He's really changing 362 00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:58,884 things up, too. 363 00:09:58,958 --> 00:10:00,848 - Well, not really, - but he is naming 364 00:10:00,958 --> 00:10:02,538 All the donuts after himself." 365 00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:04,415 Next in line, please. 366 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,080 I'll have a regular glazed. 367 00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:07,477 One Classic Dewey 368 00:10:07,501 --> 00:10:08,831 coming up. 369 00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:10,617 And how about a freshly fried 370 00:10:10,647 --> 00:10:12,377 Dewey Roll on the house? 371 00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:13,788 Take it easy, Billy. 372 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:15,725 - You're going to go - out of business. 373 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:17,603 - Ha ha! - You're cute. 374 00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:19,888 Steven: "But there is one donut 375 00:10:19,918 --> 00:10:22,128 that's not named after Dewey. 376 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:23,208 He let me name 377 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:24,250 a donut after you. 378 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,373 It's a pink donut 379 00:10:25,397 --> 00:10:26,457 with pink sprinkles. 380 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:29,172 I call it the Pink Lars. 381 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:31,040 Even though you're in space, 382 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,884 there's still a part of you here 383 00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:35,038 in sweet, delicious donut form. 384 00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:36,265 You got to try one 385 00:10:36,293 --> 00:10:37,463 when you get back. 386 00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:39,122 Anyway, hope this letter 387 00:10:39,147 --> 00:10:40,747 finds you in good spirits. 388 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:43,673 Love, Steven." 389 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:45,210 I appreciate the letter, 390 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:46,710 but why did you write this 391 00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:48,272 if you were just going to tell 392 00:10:48,293 --> 00:10:49,793 me everything in person anyway? 393 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:51,635 - Sometimes - it's nice to be read to. 394 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,520 You realize I don't know who 395 00:10:53,543 --> 00:10:55,333 half of these people are, right? 396 00:10:55,417 --> 00:10:57,497 Like, who the heck is Peridot? 397 00:10:57,583 --> 00:10:59,813 Someone who misses you 398 00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:02,084 every day, I think. 399 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:03,247 You know what? 400 00:11:03,272 --> 00:11:04,382 You haven't met before. 401 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:06,598 - I'll have to introduce you - when you get back to Earth. 402 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,935 Huh. 403 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,290 Thanks for the letter, Steven. 404 00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:20,208 ♪♪ 405 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:28,750 ♪♪