1 00:00:01,390 --> 00:00:02,760 ♪ We ♪ Are the crystal 2 00:00:02,790 --> 00:00:03,960 ♪ Gems 3 00:00:03,990 --> 00:00:06,230 ♪ We'll always save the day 4 00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:09,230 ♪ And if you think we can't, we'll ♪ 5 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:11,560 ♪ Always find a way 6 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,530 ♪ That's why the people 7 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,590 ♪ Of this world 8 00:00:15,630 --> 00:00:17,290 ♪ Believe in 9 00:00:17,330 --> 00:00:18,090 ♪ Garnet 10 00:00:18,140 --> 00:00:19,200 ♪ Amethyst 11 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,740 ♪ And pearl 12 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:21,760 And Steven! 13 00:00:26,410 --> 00:00:28,810 And then we go into the tricks. 14 00:00:28,850 --> 00:00:30,180 All right. 15 00:00:30,210 --> 00:00:31,610 But I really think we should save the dogwalker 16 00:00:31,650 --> 00:00:33,090 for next time. 17 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,190 This is our first impression. We gotta go big. 18 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:38,120 And we should go soon, too, before they get suspicious. 19 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:40,930 Those two are acting very suspicious. 20 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,260 Should we ask them what's going on? 21 00:00:43,290 --> 00:00:44,750 I can't. 22 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,430 Right. 23 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:48,290 Steven, Amethyst! 24 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:51,460 Is there something you'd like to tell us? 25 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:54,230 So you guys know how we recently had an epic showdown 26 00:00:54,270 --> 00:00:56,000 in the beta kindergarten. 27 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:59,210 And you know that during it, we beat Jasper. 28 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,740 But do you know... 29 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:04,280 who beat Jasper? 30 00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:05,570 You two? 31 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:06,950 Peridot. 32 00:01:06,980 --> 00:01:08,240 It didn't land. 33 00:01:08,290 --> 00:01:09,690 Pick it back up. Pick it back up! 34 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:13,060 Ahem! We have someone we'd like you to meet! 35 00:01:13,090 --> 00:01:16,200 All right, let's meet this mysterious stranger. 36 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:21,390 Heya. I'm Smoky Quartz. 37 00:01:21,430 --> 00:01:23,730 Nice to meet ya. 38 00:01:23,770 --> 00:01:26,410 What?! Oh! 39 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,570 Don't bother putting your socks back on, 40 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,180 'cause I'm about to knock 'em off again! 41 00:01:33,410 --> 00:01:37,380 Now, you guys can see exactly how I beat Jasper. 42 00:01:37,410 --> 00:01:41,580 This is a little trick I like to call "Walk the Dog"! 43 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:44,860 Wait! Explain everything! 44 00:01:44,890 --> 00:01:48,290 This one's called "Jog the Dog"! 45 00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:50,160 Oh! No! 46 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:52,990 Whoops! Ha! Uh, this one is called 47 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:55,200 "Dog Walking's Just My Day Job 48 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:57,490 Till I Finally Get That Callback"! 49 00:01:57,530 --> 00:02:00,000 Garnet, a little help. 50 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,300 Mnh-mnh-mnh! Sardonyx! 51 00:02:04,340 --> 00:02:06,570 You know the rules about weapons in the house. 52 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:10,320 Mostly allowed, really, but with some exceptions. 53 00:02:10,350 --> 00:02:12,220 Oh, what a pleasure it is to meet you. 54 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:13,890 You've made quite the impression already. 55 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:17,760 In fact, there's one in the wall over there and there and... 56 00:02:17,790 --> 00:02:21,560 Uh, sorry. Looks like I got a bit carried away. 57 00:02:21,590 --> 00:02:24,220 I can, uh... reel it in. 58 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:26,590 Oh! 59 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:27,900 Stop! 60 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,990 But really, please... stop. 61 00:02:30,030 --> 00:02:31,690 Your act is tremendous. 62 00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:33,770 But your stage is too small. 63 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,400 We need some space to get to know each other. 64 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:40,680 Somewhere a bit more... infinite. 65 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:45,250 You have a room in the temple? 66 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:48,610 It exists as long as I exist. 67 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:52,880 And here... I... am! 68 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:55,850 Come now, don't be shy. 69 00:02:55,890 --> 00:02:58,150 Bwooop! 70 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,830 I can't see nothing in here. 71 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:03,330 You cannot see anything, my darling... 72 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:06,170 because the show hasn't started yet! 73 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,730 Show? 74 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:10,330 Live, from a metaphysical room deep in the temple, 75 00:03:10,370 --> 00:03:12,370 it's "Sardonyx Tonight"! 76 00:03:13,810 --> 00:03:15,310 Good evening, everybody! 77 00:03:16,910 --> 00:03:19,540 We have a brand-new fusion with us tonight. 78 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:21,880 I'm so excited, I could just shatter! 79 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,190 Everyone welcome Smoky Quartz! 80 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,200 So tell me, literally, 81 00:03:30,230 --> 00:03:32,400 everything there is to know about yourself. 82 00:03:32,430 --> 00:03:35,800 And do not skip out on any of the juicy details. 83 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:41,130 Well, I like, uh, long walks through the kindergarten. 84 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:45,470 Actually, that's where I sort of... pow... became me. 85 00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:49,110 And, uh, pow... beat Jasper. 86 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:52,320 Oh, that Jasper, always running 'round kindergartens 87 00:03:52,350 --> 00:03:53,890 and causing trouble. 88 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,890 Boy, that didn't quite work out for her. 89 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:59,020 Guess she should go back to preschool, am I right, folks? 90 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,690 Yeah. 91 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,260 She lost her mind in a corrupted fusion. 92 00:04:04,290 --> 00:04:06,920 I guess you could say she had a... short fuse? 93 00:04:09,530 --> 00:04:11,890 Easy crowd, huh? 94 00:04:11,970 --> 00:04:13,640 Where'd you get 'em? 95 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,910 I made them myself. 96 00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:20,850 But, Smoky, I think what we really want to know is... 97 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:22,450 who are you? 98 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:26,320 Who is... Smoky... Quartz? 99 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:29,150 Uh, well, between the fight and now, yeah, 100 00:04:29,190 --> 00:04:33,090 I've only really existed for, like, 10 minutes, so, uh... 101 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,480 I-I don't know. 102 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,550 But I do know how to do this! Uh... 103 00:04:36,590 --> 00:04:40,320 This one's called "Sad Baby in a Diaper"! 104 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,900 Bow! 105 00:04:41,930 --> 00:04:43,160 Yes, the yo-yo. 106 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,170 Seen it, lived it, loved it! 107 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,760 But what about the rest of your game? 108 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,430 I ain't exactly a deck of cards here. 109 00:04:50,470 --> 00:04:51,930 Oh! 110 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:53,750 I ca lick my elbow. 111 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:55,180 I have three of them now. 112 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:59,550 We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor! 113 00:04:59,580 --> 00:05:01,240 Huh? 114 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:04,480 Listen, Smoky, let's talk... fusion to fusion. 115 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:08,920 That's a nice yo-yo, but I want to know the yo-you. 116 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,100 What? 117 00:05:11,130 --> 00:05:14,630 Smoky, there's bound to be way more to you than just... 118 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:16,120 a yo-yo. 119 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:17,570 You're a fusion. 120 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,140 You're full of surprises! 121 00:05:20,170 --> 00:05:21,570 You just don't know it yet. 122 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:25,630 Yeah. Yeah, I guess that is how surprises work. 123 00:05:27,810 --> 00:05:29,270 I've got it! 124 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:31,840 Every fusion gets something new... 125 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:34,040 a new power, a new weapon. 126 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,610 Like a yo-yo? 127 00:05:35,650 --> 00:05:36,780 Yes, but better. 128 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:40,490 Let's find out what's new about you. 129 00:05:42,490 --> 00:05:44,090 And welcome back! 130 00:05:44,130 --> 00:05:45,430 Don't those cartoon characters 131 00:05:45,460 --> 00:05:46,990 make you want to buy those products? 132 00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:49,370 I sure hope so, or else I'd be off air. 133 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,830 We have a new segment for you all tonight. 134 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:55,140 That's right, everyone. 135 00:05:55,170 --> 00:06:00,500 It's time to Hit That Bird! 136 00:06:00,540 --> 00:06:03,470 During Opal's adventures at the sky spire, 137 00:06:03,510 --> 00:06:07,640 she took down a flock of bird monsters with her bow. 138 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:11,810 Let's see if you've got her "opalescent" aim. 139 00:06:11,860 --> 00:06:13,360 What do you say, Smoky? 140 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:15,890 Are you ready to Hit That Bird? 141 00:06:15,930 --> 00:06:19,700 Oh! Ah, well, a bow is kind of like a yo-yo, right? 142 00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:23,200 Except if the string went this a ways and... 143 00:06:23,230 --> 00:06:24,560 Mm-hmm. 144 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,060 Let's start, shall we? 145 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:27,930 Time is an impatient thing! 146 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:40,340 Oh! 147 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,020 Uh-oh, time's up. 148 00:06:44,050 --> 00:06:45,280 Let's see. 149 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,880 The score tallies to... 150 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,150 one, two, three... 151 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:49,520 zero. 152 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:53,700 Guess I'm a real bow-zo, ha. 153 00:06:53,730 --> 00:06:58,000 What do you say we move on to the next segment, everybody? 154 00:06:58,030 --> 00:06:59,330 Here we are! 155 00:06:59,370 --> 00:07:00,970 I call this segment... 156 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,730 You Like That, Little Man? 157 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:04,500 'Cause everybody loves a callback. 158 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:08,400 She's not actually in this episode. 159 00:07:08,450 --> 00:07:09,850 Do we still have to pay her? 160 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,720 Yes? Fair enough. 161 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:15,390 Now, it's no secret that us fine fusions pack an extra punch. 162 00:07:15,420 --> 00:07:16,920 But Sugilite is a standout 163 00:07:16,950 --> 00:07:20,150 for being a heavy hitting powerhouse. 164 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:25,100 But maybe you've got something to top Sugilite's swing? 165 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:29,530 Mmm, maybe? 166 00:07:29,570 --> 00:07:31,440 Just hit the base with this mallet, 167 00:07:31,470 --> 00:07:33,740 and we'll see how you measure up. 168 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:36,010 Okay. 169 00:07:42,050 --> 00:07:43,450 That all you got? 170 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,080 Gosh. 171 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:46,840 Ooh! Very close. 172 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,610 An extra spin around always helps me! 173 00:07:52,990 --> 00:07:54,930 An extra spin, huh? 174 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,230 Okay. 175 00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:01,120 Ha ha! Nice try! 176 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,490 What?! 177 00:08:02,530 --> 00:08:04,290 One more time! 178 00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:10,080 You... ain't... nothing! 179 00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:12,670 Hmm, yes. 180 00:08:12,710 --> 00:08:14,550 Something just isn't hitting right here. 181 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:16,210 Maybe you're just strong... 182 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:18,150 ♪ In a different way 183 00:08:18,180 --> 00:08:19,810 We'll find out in just a moment. 184 00:08:19,850 --> 00:08:22,050 Play us over to stage right, Jorge! 185 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:23,320 Uh... 186 00:08:23,350 --> 00:08:25,010 Okay, don't worry about that crowd. 187 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:28,850 Don't worry about Jorge. It's just you and me. 188 00:08:28,890 --> 00:08:30,520 Yeah, no duh. 189 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,530 Actually... who's Jorge? 190 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,590 Smoky, you're holding out on me. 191 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:37,260 I'm ready to see your main event. 192 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,140 Ah, you and me both. 193 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:42,810 Now, Alexandrite has a throat full of flames. 194 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,180 Whether that's the cause of her raspy voice 195 00:08:45,210 --> 00:08:46,880 is up for debate, 196 00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:49,310 but there's no room for questions when she attacks... 197 00:08:49,350 --> 00:08:51,920 exhaling a burning blaze! 198 00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:56,660 So I call this segment "Breath of Fire." 199 00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:58,860 Sardonyx, I don't know. 200 00:08:58,890 --> 00:08:59,930 Come on, Smoky. 201 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:01,430 Step up and see if you can spit 202 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:05,500 some elemental chaos at the target. 203 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:18,440 We seem to experiencing some magical difficulties. 204 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,700 But don't change the channel. 205 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:23,510 There must be some common thread between Steven and Amethyst 206 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:25,250 that's heightened by their fusion. 207 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:30,080 I don't know, Sards, I guess, uh, zero plus zero equals zero. 208 00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:34,820 Something they both think. Something they both do. 209 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:37,000 They say two wrongs don't make a right... 210 00:09:37,030 --> 00:09:39,230 I guess I'm living proof that that's true! 211 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:44,890 I'm just one big super wrong... 212 00:09:44,930 --> 00:09:48,300 ...good-for-nothing dud with a yo-yo. 213 00:09:51,410 --> 00:09:53,650 They want to impress us! 214 00:09:53,710 --> 00:09:55,310 They were planning this all morning. 215 00:09:55,350 --> 00:09:57,020 We hijacked their show! 216 00:09:57,050 --> 00:09:58,250 I was excited! 217 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:02,810 It's not about us! 218 00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:03,950 Huh? 219 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,160 What's happening?! 220 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:11,520 It's Sardonyx! 221 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:13,960 If she's not here, the room can't exist! 222 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,430 Garnet! 223 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,100 Pearl! 224 00:10:32,050 --> 00:10:33,590 Huh? 225 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:42,460 Sorry for the rough landing. 226 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:46,560 What are you talking about?! That was amazing. 227 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,200 Oh, Amethyst! 228 00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:51,790 You've been such a good influence on him! 229 00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:54,060 It's kind of the other way around. 230 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:56,430 You didn't tell us that yo-yo can grapple. 231 00:10:56,470 --> 00:10:57,970 It can do so much stuff! 232 00:10:58,010 --> 00:11:01,450 Wait. So do you use it like a lasso or a flail? 233 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:04,650 It's better than a flail. It's a toy! 234 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,540 It's so unexpected. 235 00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:08,210 Give us the play-by-play.