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♪ We ♪
♪ Are the Crystal ♪

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♪ Gems ♪

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♪ We'll always save the day ♪

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♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪

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♪ Always find a way ♪

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♪ That's why the people ♪

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♪ Of this world ♪

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♪ Believe in ♪

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♪ Garnet ♪

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♪ Amethyst ♪

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♪ And Pearl ♪

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And Steven!

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And your dad won't even let you
alphabetize the condiments?

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That's rough.

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Whoa,
I want to see what that is.

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Hi, Mr. Smiley!

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Is that game new?

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Not even close.

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I've had old Zoltron here
in storage.

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You got a quarter?
We can see if he still works.

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I am Zoltron,

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robot fortune teller
from the future.

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I know your future
because I am from there.

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Whoa!

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Go ahead, ask him anything.

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I've just been dying to know.

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Will I get that fancy kazoo
I've always wanted?

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Your lucky numbers today
are 16, 47,

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and "W."

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Can I have my quarter back?

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If I had a quarter
for every time

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somebody asked for their
quarter back... oh, wait, I do!

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Ba-da-bum-ching!

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What?

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It was a joke.

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Man, I must be rusty.

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Been a while
since my comedy days.

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You used to be a comedian?

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Yeah.

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But that was a long time ago.

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What were some of your jokes?

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I'd rather not talk about it.

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Did you have
any knock-knock jokes?

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You want to ask questions,
ask Zoltron.

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Hey, Zoltron.

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Why did Mr. Smiley
quit comedy?

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You can do it, buddy.

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Aah!
I just gave him a little tap!

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A little tap?!

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Do you know how expensive
this machine was?!

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I-It was an accident!
I'll make it up to you!

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Please, I-I just don't want
to be banned

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from any more
of your businesses!

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Hmm.

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Hey, you do a pretty good
robot voice, don't you?

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Sadie, come on.

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It's like all you want to do
is work.

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Let's go watch a movie
at your place or something.

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Nobody will even notice
we're gone.

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Somebody'll notice.

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You know, when they need
a doughnut or something.

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Beep, bop, boop.

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I am Zoltron,

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robot fortune teller
from the future.

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Fetch me a quarter
and I'll find your fortune.

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What is that?

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Don't change the subject.

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I'm not.
This is just interesting.

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Ask me anything.

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Ugh.
Look at its face.

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All right, Zoltron.

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Since you know everything,
should we skip work?

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Oh, great.
Sick the robot on me.

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You should go to work because...
Because...

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even though Lars won't admit it,

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he really likes
to do a good job.

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Letting people depend on him

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fills his heart with warm
feelings like love and trust.

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No, it doesn't.

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And even though Sadie
loves to take charge...

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No, I don't.

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She'll still be really impressed

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with all of your effort.

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Is it weird
that it knows our names?

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Yeah, I don't want
to talk about it.

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You want to go to work?

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Yeah, let's.

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Halt!
If you're not careful,

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Zoltron sees prison bars
in your future.

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♪

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Zoltron sees
that both of you are right.

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You do deserve your own rooms.

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Zoltron predicts you won't need
to worry about that stain.

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You can make anything look cool.

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Zoltron knows that even if
he seems stuck in his ways,

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deep down,
your father really loves you.

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♪

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How's it going out here?

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Great!

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I really feel like

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I'm making a positive change
in people's lives.

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Are they paying you for it?

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Yes, sir!

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Then keep it up, Zoltron!

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Sure!

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Hmm,
a fortune-telling machine.

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This should be good for a laugh.

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That's right.

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I am Zoltron!

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Beep, boop!

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Give me your questions
and your money.

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♪

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Was it a mistake to come here?

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Zoltron says, uh...

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of course not?

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Um...

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Funland is fun for all ages.

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♪

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Will talking to him
make any difference?

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Any difference at all?

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Zoltron isn't sure.

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Human emotions are
really complicated for Zoltron.

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♪

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Tell me the truth.

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Do I really just
drive everyone around me away?

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Z-Zoltron says your lucky
numbers for today

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are 16, 47, and "W."

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Come back later?

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♪

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My final quarter.

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Even coins don't want
to be around me.

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Poor guy.

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I wish I knew what to tell him.

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If only I could see
into the future like Garnet can.

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I knew you'd say that. Garnet!

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I-I need your help
with... The future.

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Oh, yeah!
I need some of that.

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Can I borrow your future vision?

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I want to help some
random stranger I just met.

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That seems like
an appropriate use of my powers.

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There you go.

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That should last a little while.

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Try to be home
in time for dinner!

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Thanks, Garnet!

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He's ready
to answer your question.

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Use this.

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♪

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What would he say
if he saw me now?

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He'll say,
"I'm happy to see you."

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You're lying.

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Nobody's happy to see me.

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He'll say,
"It's been too long."

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I'm too late?

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I should've come sooner!

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I don't know,
I'm just a boy in a costume!

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Of course.

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Everything in my life's
a disappointment.

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Zoltron sees...

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sadness in your future
no matter what you do.

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That sounds about right.

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I guess the curtain
really did close

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on Mr. Smiley
and Mr. Frowney.

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You're here to see Mr. Smiley?!

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Nobody misses our act,
not even him.

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I don't know
why I'm talking to a machine.

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I'll just get on the bus
and leave.

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Zoltron says that's a question
for your doctor.

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Uh, Mr. Smiley!
Mr. Smiley!

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Hey, don't break character.

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You broke enough things today.

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I met Mr. Frowney.
What?!

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He's in town.

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Uh, how did you know him?

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We used to have a...
routine.

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Oh! Comedy.

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But he didn't seem very funny.

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Actually,
he was really depressing.

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Yeah, that was the bit.

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At least, I thought it was,

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but even offstage,
he was always sad.

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Nothing would cheer him up,
not even a packed house,

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not a standing ovation,
not even me.

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And, boy, did I try.

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Well, he's about to leave town
on a bus.

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You should go talk to him
before it's too late!

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I don't know
what'd happen if I did.

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Wow!
Funny running into you.

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Of course.
I'm still a punchline, aren't I?

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Hey! Wow!
You look great!

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That's your best joke yet.

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Hi, buddy!

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Is that all you have to say?

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Zoltron sees sadness
in your future,

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no matter what you do.

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Ugh.

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Come on, Steven.
Drop the act.

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Wait a second.

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You said you were always
trying to make him happy.

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Did he even know
that he was making you sad?

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You said
he was getting on a bus?

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Yeah.

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♪

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Harold?
Quentin.

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How'd you know I was here?

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Little robot boy
from the future told me.

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Uh, hi, again.

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He came to life!

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No, fool.

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Did you just come here
to laugh at me?

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No!

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I'm here to tell you that...

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I wanted it to work...
Our act.

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But it wasn't making you happy.

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I just wanted you
to take it seriously.

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And I just wanted you
to have fun.

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Oh.

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I guess
it was never going to work.

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But I really thought
we had something.

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You having a bad day, Frowney?

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Horrible.

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Well, why don't you go outside?!

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The sun always cheers me up!

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I did, but it rained.

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Why don't you use an umbrella?

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I did, but it blew away.

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Ooh!
You must have been shocked!

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Yeah, that's when
the lightning hit me.

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Oh!

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Smiley, what do you do you do
when you're feeling down?

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I just take my frown
and turn it around!

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Hey, you're ruining the bit!

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I thought you were
a professional.

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I think I finally got the joke.

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Well, I guess my debt is repaid.

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Steven, that machine
cost thousands of dollars.

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Zoltron sees cramped legs
in his future.