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♪ We
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♪ Are the Crystal Gems
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♪ We'll always save the day
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♪ And if you think we can't
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♪ We'll always find a way
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♪ That's why the people
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♪ Of this world
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♪ Believe in
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♪ Garnet
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♪ Amethyst
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♪ And Pearl
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And Steven!
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They're the team you love
to hate, but also hate to love.
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I love wrestling!
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Ooh! Another devastating move
by Purple Puma
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and Tiger Millionaire tonight,
folks.
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Looks like Shark-O-Mania's
seeing starfish
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after that last one.
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Let's finish him off
with our special move.
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Yeah, why not?
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Take my hand.
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Here it comes, y'all...
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the Purple Millionaire
Ki-i-i-i-i-i-i-ck!
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And Shark-O-Mania's out cold.
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Somebody put that fish on ice
before it stinks up the joint.
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Folks, Tiger Millionaire and
Purple Puma have done it again.
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They are still
your tag-team champions.
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Will their special brand
of jungle terror
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ever come to an end?
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Yeah! Don't ever stop!
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Tiger Millionaire
and Purple Puma forever!
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Such dedication to teamwork
and friendship. What?!
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Hey.
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It's been fun,
but... I'm over this.
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W-What's going on?
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I'm through with this place.
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Here's your belt back.
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Hey, now. That mic is expensive.
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You can't just... Oh, no.
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You're just gonna do that
and leave?
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Uh, sorry, everyone.
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I guess this is over.
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Bye, Mr. Smiley.
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What an unbelievable shame,
folks.
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What?! That's it?
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You can't quit now.
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What a sad and anticlimactic end
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to one of the greatest
tag-team careers
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to ever grace
the squared circle.
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Got my Saturday nights back.
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Did you really mean
what you said
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about being through
with wrestling?
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Come on, Steven.
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Wasn't that match
kind of boring?
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We don't need wrestling
to have fun anymore, right?
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Uh, right.
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Yeah.
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Let's go home and get some grub.
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Hey, Sadie. Hey, Lars.
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Can I get the special?
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Uh...
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Tiger. Aah!
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He left wrestling
at the height of his career.
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Why-y-y-y?
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Huh. Why don't you
just ask Steven?
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You and your theory.
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Steven is not Tiger.
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Tiger's ripped
and like seven feet tall.
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Well, I heard Purple Puma
didn't want to do it anymore.
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So what?!
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Just because Purple Puma quit
doesn't mean Tiger had to.
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I also heard
Tiger didn't think of that.
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Well, he should have.
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It's the least he could do
for his fans.
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Hmm...
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Oh, it is him, right?
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Now, I know these days,
we're in a depression,
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but underground wrestling
is too big to fail.
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We've got two new fighters
on loan,
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and they're here to collect.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the Wolves of Wall Street.
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We'll huff, we'll puff, and
we'll blow your stocks down.
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What a rip-off.
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What's this?
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It looks like we have
a new challenger
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making his way into the ring.
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What mystery could possibly lie
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beneath that
identity-concealing shawl?
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I don't believe it.
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Tiger Millionaire,
ladies and gentlemen!
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You're wrong, Mr. Smiley.
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Tiger Millionaire
is gone forever.
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He retired
to his huge pile of money.
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But he realized
it didn't make him happy,
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so here I am,
ready to give back to the fans.
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Tiger Philanthropist!
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So, the millionaire
becomes a philanthropist...
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A person who gives money away.
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But I ask you, can the Purple
Puma's back-up make it solo?
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Bring it on!
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Hey, tough boy.
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You need a loan
to start a small business?
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Oh, I'm actually pretty
financially stable.
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'Cause you've
just been approved.
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But I just said...
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Oh, my dang.
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Billy Bank Assets
just got a taste
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of the Philanthropist
business-loan elbow.
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Howl Jones is still
in this match, though.
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He's gonna make a withdrawal.
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Oh! Overdraft.
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This should cover
your medical bills.
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What a generous wrestler.
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Oh, what?
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Looks like Shark-O-Mania
is back for revenge
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with a new partner...
The Sea Wasp,
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which is a very poisonous type
of jellyfish.
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Ha. Looks like we'll have to
give 'em the ol' Purple Pu...
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Man, how's Tiger gonna get out
of this fishy situation?
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Oh. He hit them with
a charitable take-donation.
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And now a venture catapult-ist.
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Did you see that?
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He's paying
for their medical bills, too.
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It looks like this
philanthropist is the real deal,
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ladies and gentlemen.
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No one is leaving here tonight
unimpressed.
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Hi, Lars.
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Uh... What?
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So...
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How was your evening?
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Fine, I guess.
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Kind of boring.
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What do you mean
kind of boring?!
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Why are you so worked up
over how my night was?
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Oh, uh...
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well, I was wondering
if you'd seen
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any good wrestling matches
lately.
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Ha! Now that you mention it, no.
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But I heard Tiger Millionaire
was back.
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He's your favorite, right?
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Yeah, but he came back
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as some lame Tiger Philharmonic
donations thing,
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which, honestly,
is such a weird angle, you know?
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The whole thing
just felt so off.
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What do you mean off?
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He took off his tie, and he's
throwing money at everybody?
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It's like the sequel
no one asked for.
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What? It's the sequel
you asked for.
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Well, he just didn't seem
into it, you know?
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He used to care about his money.
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Now he's just giving it away.
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And he still just wins,
like, every match.
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Oh, I get it.
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You want him to lose
and keep his money, right?
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No, I don't want him
to lose, just...
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What do you want him to do?!
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Just tell me-e-e-e-e!
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I don't know!
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I don't even know what I want
for breakfast half the time.
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I'm a complex
individual teenage boy.
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Now get out of here and stop
taking such a personal interest
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in my happiness and well-being!
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I don't get it.
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I don't even know why
I'm wrestling anymore.
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I guess I'm doing it for Lars,
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and he doesn't even care.
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I liked it better
when I was doing it for you.
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But who needs it, you know?
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I mean, I needed it when I felt
like... I wasn't good enough.
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But I-I don't feel like that
anymore.
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Do you?
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No. No, that...
That's never why I was doing it.
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I just liked that it was
our thing we did together.
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But you're right.
It doesn't make sense anymore.
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I think I should just do
what you did...
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Just tell everybody I'm quitting
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and leave like it's no big deal.
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Ladies and gents,
tonight is a very special night
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here at the Beach City Wrestling
Arena Dome and Building.
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I'll let my good friend
Tiger Mill...
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I mean, Philanthropist explain.
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Thank you, Mr. Smiley.
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What now?
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Tonight will mark my greatest
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and finalest act
of philanthropy.
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Tonight, I am giving away
the tag-team titles.
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Whoever can grab them first
can have them.
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Boo! Philanthropy is lame!
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Boo all you like.
I don't care anymore.
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These belts don't mean anything
to me.
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They never did.
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I know that sound.
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It's the
Brothers Construction...
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Concrete Heat and Chunk Truck.
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So sad to see Tiger
giving up those belts
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without at least
putting up a fight.
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♪
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Whoa! It's
the Good-Looking Guys' music.
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They're back to finally claim
the tag titles.
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Looks like things
are heating up in the ring.
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Who will be the next
tag-team champion?!
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Whoa, there, Tiger.
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Amethyst?
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He's back!
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The legend has returned
to the ring!
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Pu-u-u-rple Pu-u-u-ma!
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Those belts aren't yours
to give away.
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Those times we wrestled together
meant everything to me.
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You can give away
all the jungle bucks you want,
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but I will not stand by and
let you give up our memories.
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Aww, what a display,
ladies and gentlemen.
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You came back.
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I'm sorry.
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This was our thing
we did together,
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and I just quit on you.
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It's okay. You were right.
We don't need this anymore.
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Well, then
how do you want to go out?
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With a bang.
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It looks like this fight
for the belt is still on.
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The Brothers Construction
look like they're ready
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to lay down a foundation
of pain.
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But, oh.
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Shark-O-Mania is back again.
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He's not even in the match.
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Tiger Philanthropist is down.
What?!
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This isn't fair. Stop the match.
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They're gonna be destroyed.
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Finish it.
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Mr. - No!
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The Good-Looking Gang hit
the star-crossed lovers
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on Puma and Tiger.
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This is their chance.
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The belts are hanging free
and clear.
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They've got it. It's official.
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The Good-Looking Gang are
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the new Beach City Underground
Tag-Team Wrestling Champions.
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This is truly the end for Tiger
Millionaire and Purple Puma.
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What a way to go out.
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How can this be happening?!
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It was just getting good!
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You can't quit now!
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Tiger!