[ REMOTE CLICKS ] [ UP-BEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY!
I'M GONNA DO WHAT I WANT ALL DAY! I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
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>> WHY, HELLO THERE! I DIDN'T SEE YA COME IN. I'M BUCKEY O'NEIL.
I WAS A FAMOUS HERO IN THE
CIVIL WAR, AND THEN I FOUGHT
WITH TEDDY ROOSEVELT IN THE
ROUGH RIDERS.
BUT MY GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT...
WAS MA CHICKEN! HEH!
>> YEE-HAW!
>> Buckey: WHEN OTHER FOLKS WAS
PANNIN' FOR GOLD NUGGETS, I WAS
PANNIN' FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS!
THE LOCALS LOVED MY CHICKEN SO
MUCH, THEY TRADED ALL THEIR LAND
FOR IT! HEH!
PRETTY CONVENIENT.
AND THAT'S HOW THE TOWN OF...
>> ABERDALE...
>> Buckey: ...WAS FOUNDED!
[ CHICKEN CLUCKS LOUDLY ]
>> YEE-HAW!
>> Sumo: [ RASPY BREATHING ]
>> WHY, HELLO THERE!
I DIDN'T SEE YA COME IN.
I'M BUCKEY O'NEIL.
>> ¶ THE BURGERS HERE ARE GOOD,
THE CHICKEN NUGGET'S GOOD ¶
¶ THE FRIES ARE GOOD AND THE
SODA POP IS REALLY GOOD! ¶
>> I ONLY LIKE THE FRIES HERE.
>> Clarence: WHAT?
YOU DON'T LIKE THE BURGERS? >> Jeff: NO.
>> WHAT ABOUT THE NUGGETS?
>> Jeff: NOPE.
>> NOT EVEN THE BURGERS?
>> Jeff: NO.
>> Clarence: WHAT ABOUT THE
FUN-DUNGEON?
[ CHILDREN LAUGHING, SQUEALING ]
>> Jeff: UGH.
>> WELCOME TO ROUGH RIDERS
CHICKEN.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
>> Mom: UH, HI. I'LL JUST HAVE
THE, UH, CHICKEN PARFAIT.
[ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ]
>> Clarence: I WANT THAT ONE!
>> THE HIP WATCHERS' CHICKEN
SALAD?
>> Clarence: YEAH.
>> OKAY.
ONE HIP WATCHERS CHICKEN SALAD.
FOR YOU?
>> Sumo: UH...
CAN-I-GET-A...
CHICKNBAGARUSTASTOL?
>> W-WHAT WAS THAT, SWEETIE?
>> Clarence: HE SAID HE WANTS A
CHICKEN BURGER WITH ROOSTER
SAUCE.
>> OKAY -- CHICKEN BURGER WITH
ROOSTER SAUCE.
>> Sumo: YEAH, YEAH!
WITCHICKNOOGAS.
>> SO...
>> Clarence: CAN'T YOU HEAR HIM?
HE SAID HE WANTS THE CHICKEN
NUGGETS.
>> ALL RIGHT, THEN.
AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
>> Jeff: I WOULD LIKE A SCOUT
MEAL.
>> OKAY, THEN!
EXCEPT -- TAKE OUT THE BURGER.
I JUST WANT THE FRIES, THE
DRINK, AND THE TOY.
>> UM, SWEETIE, WE'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO DO THAT.
YOU HAVE TO ORDER THE BURGER
WITH IT.
>> Jeff: BUT I ONLY LIKE THE
FRIES HERE.
WHY CAN'T I JUST GET IT MINUS
THE BURGER?
>> 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
YOU ORDER A SCOUT MEAL, YOU HAVE
TO GET THE BURGER.
>> Jeff: ALL RIGHT, THEN.
HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO.
I'D LIKE A SIDE OF FRIES,
A KID'S SIZE DRINK, AND ONE
OF THOSE TOYS.
THE BOY ONE, NOT THE GIRL ONE.
AND YOU KNOW THOSE BAGS THAT SAY
"SCOUT MEAL"?
PUT IT ALL IN ONE OF THOSE FOR
ME, PLEASE.
>> HONEY, I AM NOT GONNA DO
THAT.
>> Mom: JEFF, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GIVE THE BURGER TO SUMO?
>> YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
>> I'M SORRY, MARY, BUT I CAN'T.
IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING.
>> MA'AM, WE CAN'T GIVE HIM A
SCOUT MEAL WITHOUT THE BURGER.
IT'D BE AGAINST THE RULES.
>> Mom: JUST PUT IT ON THE SIDE.
[ COW MOOS ] >> THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED. [ SWISH! ]
>> Sumo: AAH!
[ CHILDREN SQUEALING ]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
>> Clarence: SO YOU GUYS WANNA
GO IN THE FUN-DUNGEON YET?
>> I -- I DON'T THINK I WILL.
>> YOU'RE JOKING ME, RIGHT?
>> Jeff: WELL, I -- I'M TERRIBLE
AT PLAYING, AND --
[ SQUISH! THUD! ]
>> Sumo: [ MUNCHING LOUDLY ]
>> Jeff: ANYWAY, BALL PITS ARE
FILTHY.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY KIDS HAVE
PROBABLY THROWN UP IN THERE?
>> Clarence: [ Mystically ] BUT
IT'S WORTH IT.
>> Sumo: HEY, CLARENCE.
WANNA TRY MY BLOOD BURGER?
>> Clarence: SURE!
TRY ALL MY STUFF!
[ MUNCHING LOUDLY ]
>> Sumo: UH...
>> Clarence: NO, LIKE DIS.
[ BOTH MUNCHING LOUDLY ]
I LIKE THIS. [ MUNCHING STOPS ] >> Clarence: YOU WANT SOME?
>> Jeff: I'M -- I'M GOOD.
>> Clarence: OKAY.
[ MUNCHING CONTINUES ]
>> UH, MARY, MAY I BE EXCUSED?
>> Clarence: HEY, BUDDY?
CAN I HAVE ONE OF YOUR
FRIIIIIIIIIIIIES?
>> Jeff: NOOOOOOOOO! >> Mom: [ CHUCKLES ] JEFF, WHY DON'T WE USE OUR
INSIDE VOICES, OKAY?
>> Clarence: GEEZ, JEFF.
TAKE IT EASY.
>> Jeff: I'M -- I'M SORRY.
I JUST...
I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TOUCHING
MY FRIES.
>> Clarence: I GUESS SO.
>> Jeff: I'M GOING TO THE
BATHROOM.
CLARENCE, I WANT YOU TO
PROMISE ME.
MAKE A SOLEMN PROMISE YOU WILL
NOT TOUCH MY FRIES.
I WILL STAND HERE AND PEE MYSELF
UNTIL YOU PROMISE.
>> Clarence: REALLY?
>> Jeff: CLARENCE, I'M SERIOUS.
DO YOU PROMISE?
[ BLINK! ]
PROMISE ME.
>> Clarence: WHAT.
>> Jeff: PROMISE ME!
>> Clarence: ALL RIGHT.
I WON'T TOUCH YOUR FRIES!
>> Jeff: REALLY?
>> Clarence: YUP.
>> Jeff: I'M BELIEVING YOU,
CLARENCE.
I KNOW YOU WON'T LIE TO ME.
>> Clarence: OH, YEAH.
>> I'M WALKING TO THE BATHROOM.
>> Clarence: 'KAY.
>> WALKING AROUND THE CORNER.
>> Clarence: MM-HMM.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ SLINK! ]
HEY, SUMO.
>> Sumo: HMM?
>> Clarence: GUESS WHAT?
>> Sumo: [ Muffled ] WHAT?
ARE YOU GONNA EAT 'EM?
>> Clarence: NO.
I'M JUST GONNA TRICK HIM INTO
PLAYING WITH US.
>> Sumo: AWRIGHT!
>> Clarence: HE'LL BE SO
SURPRISED WHEN HE FINDS OUT
THEY'RE IN MY POCKET!
TEE-HEE.
[ DING! ]
[ CHILDREN LAUGHING, SQUEALING ]
>> Sumo: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Clarence: SUMO! WAIT!
YOU GOTTA PUT YOUR SHOES IN THE
CUBBY, SEE?
AND THEN YA PUT ON A FRESH PAIR.
>> Sumo: FRESH.
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
OOH, HE'S COMING OUT!
LET'S HIDE!
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Jeff: MY -- MY FRI-- MY...
FRIES!
>> OH, LORD.
>> Jeff: CLAAAAAAREEEEEEEENCE!
[ ZIP! ZIP! ]
[ GROWLS ]
>> Sumo: OH, MAN.
WE SURE GOT HIM!
>> Clarence: YEAH, WE DID.
NOW HE HAS TO HAVE FUN.
>> Sumo: [ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
AAH!
>> Jeff: WHERE ARE THEY?!
>> Sumo: I DUNNO.
CLARENCE IS THE MASTERMIND!
>> Jeff: [ GROWLS ]
>> Sumo: AAAAAAH!
>> Clarence: [ GASPS ]
>> Jeff: [ BREATHING RAPIDLY ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> HELP!
>> AAH!
>> OH!
>> Clarence: [ GASPING ]
>> Jeff: WHERE ARE MY FRIES, CLARENCE?! >> Clarence: WHY DON'TCHA COME
AND GET 'EM?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Jeff: [ GRUNTING ]
>> SEE, ISN'T THIS FUN?
>> Jeff: [ GROWLS ]
[ SNAP! ]
>> Clarence: [ WHIMPERS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
UH, PINK OR BLUE?!
PINK OR BLUE?!
>> Jeff: [ GRUNTING ]
CLARENCE!
>> HI.
>> Jeff: [ GROWLS ]
>> BYE.
>> Sumo: [ High-pitched ] BUT, DADDY, I DON'T WANNA STAY ON THE FARM.
I WANNA GO TO THE CITY.
[ Deep voice ] YOU BEST KNOW YER
PLACE, LITTLE LADY.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Jeff: [ GASPS ] CLARENCE!
[ WIND RUSHING ]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
>> Clarence: COME ON, JEFF. TAKE IT EASY! I WAS JUST KIDDING!
>> Jeff: COME BACK HERE,
CLARENCE!
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ GRUNTS, GROWLS ]
[ DING! ]
[ GROWLS ]
>> Clarence: [ GRUNTS ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> OH, HEY, MARY!
>> Mom: OH, HEY, SAMMY!
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD!
ARE YOU HERE WITH CLARENCE?
>> Mom: WELL, I'M NOT HERE FOR
THE FOOD!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ] RIGHT.
>> Mom: OH, HIM AND A FEW
BUDDIES ARE PLAYING RIGHT NOW.
>> OH, WELL, MAYBE SEAN COULD
JOIN THEM!
YOU THINK HIM AND CLARENCE WOULD
GET ALONG?
>> Mom: OH, FOR SURE!
ALL THE KIDS LOVE CLARENCE!
>> Jeff: I'M GONNA KILL YOU,
CLARENCE!
>> Clarence: [ GRUNTS ]
JEFF, WILL YOU JUST LISTEN?!
>> Jeff: EXPLAIN HOW YOU ATE MY
FRIES!
>> Clarence: I DIDN'T!
JEFF, I DIDN'T EAT YOUR --
>> Jeff: RAAAH!
>> Clarence: [ GRUNTS ]
[ GASPS ]
OH!
UNH, OOPH!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Jeff: [ GRUNTS, GROWLS ]
>> Clarence: [ GASPS ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
>> Jeff: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, CLARENCE.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
EAT ANOTHER MAN'S FRIES!
>> Clarence: JEFF, PLEASE!
I DIDN'T.
THEY'RE RIGHT HERE.
THEY WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME.
HERE TAKE 'EM!
OH, NO!
>> Jeff: [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
CLARENCE, LISTEN.
I -- I HAVE MY OWN COMPLEX
REASONS FOR THINGS, THINGS YOU
COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND.
REASONS FOR PEOPLE NOT TO TOUCH
MY FRIES.
REASONS I NEVER GO INTO FUN
SPACES.
>> Clarence: WELL, HOW'D YOU GET
UP HERE?
[ CHILDREN PLAYING ]
>> Jeff: OH, YEAH.
WELL, UM...
>> Clarence: [ GASPING ]
>> Jeff: [ GASPS ]
>> Clarence: YOU'RE NOT GONNA
LET ME DIE?
>> Jeff: IF YOU DIE, I DIE, TOO.
>> Clarence: WHOA!
WHOOOOOA! OH.
>> Sumo: [ MUNCHING LOUDLY ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Clarence: MNH.
>> Jeff: OW!
>> Sumo: WOW.
>> Clarence: WHOA! OOPH!
>> Sumo: WOW.
>> Mom: YOU GUYS ARE PLAYING TOO
ROUGH.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Jeff: OOPH!
>> HI.
>> Clarence: HEY, JEFF.
UH, I'M SORRY I TOOK YOUR FRIES.
>> Jeff: OH, WELL, UM...
I'M SORRY I TRIED TO KILL YOU.
>> Clarence: IT'S OKAY.
THAT MADE IT MORE FUN, I GUESS.
>> Jeff: YEAH. IT KINDA DID.
>> Clarence: FRIENDS?
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ PIGS SQUEALING ]
>> Jeff: SURE.
[ PIG OINKS ]
>> Clarence: FRIENDS.
>> Jeff: YUP, FRIENDS.
>> [ CRYING ] I CAN'T FIND MY LIGHT-UP PRINCESS SHOES!
>> ¶ OH, SNAP ¶
¶ TOO COOL ¶
¶ SO HOT ¶
¶ YEAH ¶
>> ¶ CHICK-A-CHA ¶
>> Clarence: HEY, SUMO, WHERE'S
YOUR LITTLE COW TOY?
>> Sumo: [ GASPS ]
YEAH, WHATEVER.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT NO GIRLY TOY.
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
¶ WHEN I GOT THAT GIRL TOY, MY LIFE CHANGED ¶ ¶ SHE WAS ALL I HAD, WHEN JEFF
WAS MAD ¶
¶ IT WAS GOOD TO HAVE HER BY MY
SIDE ¶
¶ AND I KNOW ¶
¶ SHE'LL BE MYYYYY BEEEEST
BRIIIIIDE ¶
¶ OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
SHE'S GONE FOR GOOD ¶
[ MUSIC ENDS ]
>> Clarence: [ GURGLING ]
[ SIGHS ] [ GURGLING ] [ SIGHS ]
[ GURGLING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ GARAGE-DOOR MOTOR WHIRS ]
[ TIRES SCRAPE ]
THIS ISN'T A MUD PYRAMID.
IT'S A SECRET VOLCANO! [ IMITATES EXPLOSION ] OH, NO! HERE COMES THE LAVA!
OH, I'M BURNING! AAH!
OH, IT'S SO HARD, BEING A...
GRASS MAN.
>> HEY, CLARENCE.
>> Clarence: HEY.
OH, UH, I'M SORRY.
I FORGOT YOUR NAME AGAIN.
>> IT'S AMY -- AGAIN.
WANT TO GO RIDE BIKES?
>> Clarence: [ SPLUTTERS ]
UH, I DON'T HAVE ONE YET, BUT
I'M GONNA ASK FOR ONE FOR
CHRISTMAS, SO MAYBE DO YOU WANT
TO BRING THIS UP AGAIN AROUND
CHRISTMASTIME?
>> WELL...
JUST HOP ON MY PEGS.
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>> Clarence: OH! RADICAL!
WHERE WE GOING?
>> WE'RE LOOKING FOR AN ERRATIC.
>> Clarence: WHAT'S THAT?
>> AN ERRATIC.
IT'S, LIKE, KIND OF A GIANT
BOULDER.
>> GIANT BOULDER, YOU SAY.
TELL ME MORE.
>> "ERRATIC" -- NOUN.
A ROCK OR BOULDER THAT DIFFERS
FROM THE SURROUNDING ROCK AND
IS BELIEVED TO HAVE BEEN
BROUGHT FROM A DISTANCE BY
GLACIAL ACTION.
>> Clarence: OH, WOW!
LIKE, A MONSTER ROCK?
>> KINDA.
MY SIS TOLD ME ABOUT IT.
SHE SAID IT WAS IN THE WOODS
PAST THE PARK.
>> Clarence: WAIT.
SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S ONE OF
THESE NEARBY?
>> YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT MY SISTER SAID.
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
BIKING DISTANCE.
>> WE GOT TO FIND THAT ROCK.
>> OH, SO, WHAT YOU GUYS UP TO?
>> WE'RE LOOKING FOR AN ERRATIC.
>> Clarence: YEAH, IT'S LIKE A
MONSTER ROCK THAT EATS OTHER
ROCKS.
>> Mom: ALL RIGHT.
JUST DON'T GET HURT.
>> Clarence: WOW!
LOOK AT THAT ONE.
WHOA! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE?
THAT ONE IS SO COOL.
OH, MY GOSH.
OKAY, I GOT TO GO PEE.
WHOA! LOOK AT THAT ONE!
DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA LOOK
LIKE THAT ONE?
>> Mom: CLARENCE, GO PEE.
>> Clarence: OH, GEEZ.
OKAY, I'M GONNA GO PEE.
[ PANTING ]
[ SPLAT! ]
HEY, AMY, HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
WE'RE GONNA BE GONE FOR?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
LIKE, THREE HOURS, MAYBE.
>> Clarence: YEAH, I BETTER MAKE
A FEW MORE.
[ GRUNTS ] READY.
[ SLOSHING ] [ GRUNTS ] >> OKAY, SO, I THINK IF WE HEAD
THIS WAY, IT'S AROUND THE
CHEESE STICKS DEAL.
YOU WANT TO HOLD THE MAP?
>> Clarence: [ GASPS ]
YOU MEAN, I GET TO BE NAVIGATOR?
>> YEAH, SURE.
>> Clarence: ALL RIGHT, NOW,
LET'S SEE.
UM, THE SUN IS UP, SO THAT
MEANS...
IT'S THAT WAY.
WHOOSH!
[ DOG BARKING ]
[ COW MOOS ] WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA...
>> [ GIGGLES ]
[ LIZARD SQUEAKS ] >> Clarence: THANK YOU!
>> All: GOOD GAME. GOOD GAME. GOOD GAME.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
[ DOG BARKING ]
>> Clarence: HEY, BARK-BARK.
[ DOG YIPPING ]
HEY, MARIO.
[ DOG WOOFING ]
HEY, DUNCAN.
HEY, GRANDPA.
[ DOG HOWLS ]
HI, MS. BAKER.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
HI, CLARENCE.
>> Clarence: CHAD! CHAD! CHAD!
>> [ Muffled ] CLARENCE!
CLARENCE!
>> WOW.
YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH, LIKE,
EVERYBODY.
>> Clarence: NOT EVERYBODY.
HEY, VICTOR.
[ CAT YOWLS ]
HE DOESN'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH.
[ BELLS JINGLE ]
>> [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
HUH?
WHAT THE HECK? >> [ MUNCHING ] >> [ PANTING ]
NATHAN, I JUST SAW CLARENCE
HANGING OUT WITH AMY.
>> UH, AMY SHTUZGER OR
AMY GILLIS?
>> AMY GILLIS!
>> [ GULPS ]
AMY GILLIS?!
>> SET, HIKE.
>> [ PANTING ]
I'M OPEN!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
WHAT THE HECK, BELSON?
>> THERE'S NO TIME FOR THIS.
I JUST SAW CLARENCE GO INTO THE
PARK WITH AMY GILLIS --
ALL ALONE, TOGETHER.
>> BUT WHY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
BUT WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT.
>> SO, PETER AND MELISSA
COULDN'T MAKE IT THROUGH THE
DOOR 'CAUSE PROFESSOR SOOLY PUT
A SPELL ON IT.
BUT, BASICALLY, THERE'S THIS
THING CALLED A SOUL CHIME, AND
EVERYONE'S BORN WITH ONE.
BUT PETER'S SPECIAL.
HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT YET.
AND THAT'S JUST THE FIRST BOOK.
>> Clarence: OH. COOL.
YEAH, I-I HAVEN'T GOT TO THAT
ONE YET.
>> I BET THEY'RE GONNA MAKE OUT. >> [ SCOFFS ] NO. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, "MAKE
OUT"?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
BUT WHATEVER IT IS, THEY'RE
GONNA DO IT.
>> [ GROANS ]
>> HEY, LET'S PRETEND TO BE
BEARS.
>> Clarence: OH, OKAY.
A BEAR -- LET'S SEE.
[ High-pitched ] OH, HELLO.
I'M A HONEY BEAR.
WHERE'S ALL THAT HONEY THAT I
EAT?
>> [ GIGGLES ]
NO, LIKE A REAL BEAR.
[ ROARING ]
>> Clarence: OH, NO!
IT'S MY REAL-BEAR FRIEND, TYLER!
TYLER, NO!
YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR OWN HONEY
FOR WINTER!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> LOOK AT THEM.
IT'S DISGUSTING.
>> THEY'RE DEFINITELY GONNA
MAKE OUT.
>> SHUT UP!
>> Clarence: WHOO!
OH, BOTHER.
[ GASPS ]
[ Normal voice ] AMY, YOU BETTER
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!
OH, MY GOSH.
>> WE FOUND IT!
>> Clarence: WHOO!
>> IT'S HUGE!
LOOK AT IT!
>> Clarence: [ MUNCHES ]
YEP, THAT'S THE MONSTER ROCK,
ALL RIGHT.
>> HEY, CLARENCE, THERE'S MORE
MOSS FOR YOU AT THE TOP.
>> Clarence: YES!
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> Clarence: [ GRUNTING ]
ALL RIGHT. >> WHOA! WE CAN EVEN SEE WHERE WE LIVE!
>> Clarence: ¶ WE CLIMBED UP TO
THE TOP OF THE ROCK ¶
¶ I ATE SOME MOSS, AND I KICKED
SOME OFF ¶
¶ DON'T MESS WITH ME OR MY
FRIEND AMY ¶
¶ 'CAUSE WE CLIMB ROCKS, AND I
GO PEE ¶
>> [ GROANS ]
>> WHAT ARE THEY DOING UP THERE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
LOOKS LIKE FUN, THOUGH.
>> NO. GIRLS ARE GROSS.
>> YEAH.
>> BUT THEY'RE KIND OF PRETTY
TO LOOK AT.
>> YEAH.
>> AND THEIR HAIR'S SOFT, TOO.
>> Sumo: KIND OF LIKE A DOG.
>> Clarence: YOU'RE A PRETTY
GOOD EXPLORER.
WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN.
MM.
SO, WHAT GRADE ARE YOU GONNA BE
IN NEXT YEAR?
>> I'M GONNA BE IN 5th GRADE.
BUT...I DON'T KNOW IF I'M COMING
BACK.
>> OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> I MIGHT BE MOVING.
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA BE
LIVING WITH MY MOM OR MY DAD.
>> Clarence: HUH.
THERE WAS A LITTLE BIT WHERE I
DIDN'T HAVE A DAD, BUT NOW I
HAVE A CHAD.
HE'S PRETTY AWESOME.
>> YEAH?
>> Clarence: OH, YEAH.
HE LETS ME RIDE PIGGYBACK ALL
THE TIME.
>> THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.
>> Clarence: OH, IT'S GREAT.
>> BUT GIRLS SMELL A LOT BETTER.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
AND THEIR SKIN'S SOFT.
>> YEAH.
GIRLS ARE GREAT.
>> [ GIGGLES ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
WE SHOULD BE ON THAT ROCK,
NOT CLARENCE.
>> WHY?
SO YOU CAN MAKE OUT WITH AMY?
>> NO!
I JUST...WANT TO BE ON A ROCK.
>> ¶ SOMEONE'S GOT A CRUSH ¶
>> [ SIGHS ]
GO GET SOME PINECONES.
WE'RE TAKING THAT ROCK.
>> YEAH.
>> OKAY.
>> Clarence: LOOK, I CAN SQUIRT
WATER THROUGH MY TEETH.
[ HISSES ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ON OUR
ROCK?
>> Clarence: OH, HEY, BELSON.
YOU WANT TO COME JOIN US ON OUR
MONSTER ROCK?
>> UH, THIS ISN'T YOUR ROCK.
WE FOUND IT.
YOU CAN'T JUST OWN IT.
>> Clarence: YEAH, YOU CAN'T
JUST OWN IT.
>> CAN'T I?
[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
ATTACK!
>> AAAAAAAAAH!
>> OOOOH! WAR!
WAR!
[ WARBLE! ]
>> CLARENCE!
GRAB ANYTHING YOU CAN THROW!
>> Clarence: RIGHT.
TAKE THIS!
SORRY, MOSS.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> COVER ME.
AAAAAAAAAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ DONK! ]
>> UH...
>> Clarence: WATCH OUT!
>> OW.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ PANTING ]
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
OW!
WHY, I OUGHTA...
>> Clarence: SCOOP, SCOOP,
THROW, THROW.
SCOOP, SCOOP, THROW, THROW.
>> Sumo: PINECONE WAR!
PINECONE WAR! PINECONE WAR!
TRY AND HIT ME!
>> WHOA, WHOA!
WHAT THE HECK, MAN?
YOU HIT HER IN THE FACE.
>> [ GASPS ]
SORRY, AMY!
>> WHATEVER.
IT DIDN'T EVEN HURT.
>> Clarence: UH-OH.
I GOT TO GO PEE AGAIN.
>> CLARENCE! I NEED HELP!
I CAN'T DO THIS BY MYSELF.
AAH!
>> Clarence: I WOULD REALLY LIKE
TO, AMY, BUT I GOT TO GO...
PEE.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
AAH!
>> CLARENCE! YOU JUST --
>> Clarence: HA HA.
NOW YOU'RE ALL WET.
>> OH.
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Sumo: PINECONE WAR!
PINECONE WAR! PINECONE WAR!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ ALARM BEEPING ]
OH.
HEY, CLARENCE, I --
>> Clarence: HYAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
OUCH.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
CLARENCE, I GOT TO GO HOME.
I GOT TO EAT DINNER.
>> [ GRUNTS WEAKLY ]
[ PANTING ]
[ GRUNTS WEAKLY ]
HEY, YOU HAD ENOUGH?
>> Clarence: UM, YES.
HEY, GUYS, AMY'S GOT TO GO HOME
NOW, AND WE WERE ALMOST OUT OF
MOSS, ANYWAY.
>> HA!
WE WON!
[ PANTING ]
HA HA!
>> [ CHEERS WEAKLY ]
[ ALL PANTING ]
>> Clarence: SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
THANKS FOR THE BATTLE.
AMY, CAN I RIDE ON YOUR PEGS
AGAIN?
>> YEAH, SURE.
>> Clarence: SWEET.
>> BUT I'M GONNA WALK THE BIKE
DOWN...
>> I DON'T THINK WE WON.
>> Clarence: DING, DING. HERE'S MY STOP. [ GRUNTS ]
>> WELL, IT WAS FUN HANGING OUT.
>> Clarence: YEAH, TOTALLY.
MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOL.
>> YEAH. MAYBE.
>> Clarence: HERE.
I THINK IT'S STILL GOING.
>> WHOA. THAT'S GROSS.
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Clarence: DON'T WORRY.
IT'LL GROW BACK.
AND I THINK IT'LL GROW INTO A
FULL LIZARD AGAIN.
>> O...KAY.
THANKS, CLARENCE.
>> Clarence: YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> WELL, BYE.
>> Clarence: SEE YOU LATER.
>> Together: [ PANTING ] >> SO, WHAT HAPPENED? >> DID YOU GUYS MAKE OUT?
>> Clarence: UH, I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T THINK SO.
WE MADE A LOT OF SANDWICHES,
THOUGH.
YOU GUYS WANT SOME?
>> I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE HANGING OUT WITH A GIRL ALL DAY.
>> MAN, CLARENCE.
[ MUNCHES ]
YOU ARE SO LUCKY.
>> Clarence: YEP.
I PRETTY MUCH GET ALL THE
SANDWICHES I WANT.
>> ¶ EARLY TO BED ¶ ¶ EARLY TO RISE ¶ ¶ PICKING MY NOSE ¶
¶ WASTING MY TIME ¶
¶ THESE ARE MY GOOD HABITS ¶
¶ THESE ARE MY BAD HABITS ¶
¶ BUT I NEVER STOP
FEELING FINE... ¶