[ REMOTE CLICKS ] [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY!
I'M GONNA DO WHAT I WANT ALL DAY! I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Sumo: [ PANTING ] [ SNIFFING ] [ GASPS ]
OUR PATH IS BLOCKED.
>> Clarence: STAND BACK,
SUMO-WISE.
LEAVE THIS ONE TO THE WIZARD.
LO SIENTO MI AMOR-O!
[ GRUNTING ]
THAT ONE WAS JUST A SCOUT. THE OTHER BUSHES WILL BE LOOKING FOR HIM.
>> Jeff: WHY DID WE HAVE TO WALK
THROUGH THE WOODS?
THERE'S A SIDEWALK.
>> Clarence: FOOL OF AN ELF! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT EYEBALL WOULD EXPECT US TO DO.
OUR PATH MAY BE TREACHEROUS, BUT
THE PIZZA SWAMP IS WORTH IS.
>> Jeff: OKAY.
[ CREAK! ]
POW!
[ CREAK! ]
POW!
[ SHOUT IN DISTANCE ]
>> Clarence: HERE IT IS -- THE
DREADED PIZZA SWAMP, THE MOST
DANGEROUS PART OF OUR JOURNEY.
WHOA!
LOOK AT ALL THESE GAMES, FREE
FOR THE PLAYING.
>> INSERT COIN.
INSERT COIN.
>> Clarence: LET'S PICK OUT OUR
PRIZES.
>> Jeff: [ LAUGHS ]
WAIT. REALLY?
CLARENCE, IF YOU PICK OUT YOUR
PRIZES NOW, YOU'RE SETTING
YOURSELF UP FOR DISAPPOI--
OH, MY GOSH!
THEY HAVE A LASER POINTER?
THAT IS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL.
>> Clarence: MAN, I WANT THAT
DISCO BALL.
[ CLANK ]
>> Jeff: REALLY?
>> [ SCREECHING ]
>> YEAH, IT'S SUPER-EASY.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOOT 'EM
IN THE MOUTH.
IT'S NOT EVEN HARD.
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> GAME OVER.
CONTINUE?
>> WHAT?!
MAN, THESE GAMES ARE SO GLITCHY.
[ GROANS ]
OH, GREAT. LOOK.
HERE COMES THE DORK PARADE.
>> Clarence: OH, HEY, BELSON.
HOW'S IT GOING, BUDDY?
>> [ SCOFFS ] WHATEVER.
>> [ CHUCKLES ] >> Sumo: ARE WE GONNA PLAY FOR TICKETS OR CAN WE PLAY THE FUN
GAMES?
>> Clarence: OH, SUMO.
ALL GAMES WILL BE PLAYED AND
PRIZES WON BECAUSE I GOT A FRESH
$20 BILL RIGHT IN MY BACK
POCKET.
RIGHT...AROUND...HERE.
[ GRUNTS ]
GUYS, DON'T GET MAD, BUT I LEFT MY MONEY AT HOME. >> Jeff: AW, CLARENCE.
>> Clarence: OH. WAIT A MINUTE.
I FORGOT ABOUT MY WIZARD DOLLAR
IN MY WIZARD SHOE.
GOTCHA!
OKAY, ONE FOR THE ELFLING. ONE FOR THE GNOME. AND ONE FOR THE WIZARD.
AND...I GUESS WE DON'T NEED THIS
ONE.
>> Jeff: [ GASPS ]
CLARENCE, NO!
[ KIDS SCREAMING, GIGGLING ]
>> Sumo: WELL, IF WE ONLY GET
ONE GAME, I'M GONNA MAKE IT
COUNT.
>> Clarence: THAT'S THE RIGHT
SPIRIT.
I HEREBY COMMAND THAT, EVEN
THOUGH WE ONLY HAVE ONE TOKEN
EACH, WE WILL HAVE THE GREATEST
DAY IN ALL OF THE PIZZA SWAMP!
>> [ CHORTLING ]
YEAH. OH, SORRY.
YEAH, NO, I'M SURE YOU WILL.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Clarence: OKAY, GUYS, LET'S
SPLIT UP.
[ DONK! ]
>> Jeff: NO, NO, CLARENCE. NO.
[ DONK! ]
OW.
OKAY, OKAY.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A GAME HERE
THAT I CAN GET TO PAY OUT WITH
JUST ONE TOKEN.
>> PLUMB HARDER!
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS.
>> Jeff: NO.
>> GO ON, SWEETHEART.
FEED BIG BETTY.
>> NO!
>> Jeff: MM...
[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ Distorted ] MONEY BROOM.
>> Jeff: THAT ONE MIGHT ACTUALLY
WORK.
IF I COULD GET THE COIN TO LAND
ON JUST THE RIGHT SPOT, JUST
RIGHT...
[ CLANKING ]
>> Clarence: EENIE, MEENIE,
MINEY, MOE.
WHERE IT STOP, NOBODY KNOWS.
[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ Distorted ] MONEY BROOM.
>> Clarence: WELL, THAT WAS KIND
OF FUN.
>> Jeff: WH-- CL-- CLARENCE, NO!
YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY
"MONEY BROOM."
YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO BEAT THE
SYSTEM.
>> Clarence: IT'S OKAY.
IT WAS WORTH IT.
>> Jeff: NO. I'LL WIN IT BACK.
I'LL WIN THEM ALL BACK.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Clarence: OKAY.
I'M GONNA GO EAT THAT PIZZA
CRUST.
[ BLOOP! BLOOP! BLOOP! BLOOP! ]
[ BLOOP! BLOOP! BLOOP! ]
[ MUNCH! ]
MMM. SAVORY.
[ POP! ]
[ SLOOP! ] [ MUNCH! ] [ SLORP! ]
[ GASPS ]
[ High-pitched ] WIZARD HAT.
PLOOP.
>> HEY, THIS IS KEITH MACK, BASS
PLAYER FOR IRON TIGER.
IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, OUR
BAND'S ALREADY BEEN KIDNAPPED.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN
SAVE US!
>> Sumo: [ GASPS ]
>> INSERT COIN.
INSERT COIN.
>> Clarence: [ LAUGHING ]
[ HUMMING ]
[ IMITATING CAR NOISES ]
OUT OF MY WAY!
[ IMITATES EXPLOSION ]
OH, CRASHING!
[ Panting ] COME ON!
COME ON, EVERYBODY!
WHO'S GONNA CATCH ME?
[ PANTING ]
WHAT ONE ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
>> I WANT THAT FINGER TRAP, BUT
THE CLAW KEEPS DROPPING IT.
>> Clarence: THAT CLAW ALWAYS
DOES THAT.
IT JUST ALWAYS DROPS IT.
SOMETIMES, YOU JUST GOT TO USE
YOUR OWN HANDS.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST REACH IN
THERE AND GRAB IT?
[ SCRAPING ]
>> MY HANDS ARE TOO BIG.
>> Clarence: HERE. LET ME TRY.
[ STRE-E-E-TCH! SNAP! ] >> THANKS, CLARENCE. >> Clarence: DON'T WORRY ABOUT
IT.
JUST YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD
WIZARD.
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> HELP US! WE'RE TRAPPED!
>> Sumo: HUH?
>> FEED ME! I'M HUNGRY!
>> HEY, YOU!
YOU'RE THE NEXT BIG WINNER!
>> Sumo: [ GASPS ]
[ GAME BEEPING, VOICES DISTORT ]
[ BEEPING ]
[ SHING! ] >> Sumo: AAH. AHHH.
[ SUCTION ]
[ PLONK! ] >> Sumo: WHA-- [ WHIRRING ]
>> [ Japanese accent ] READY.
SET...
GO!
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ]
FASTER.
FASTER!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
DANG IT!
[ GRUNTS ]
DANG IT!
>> GREAT JOB, CLUBBER.
COLLECT YOUR BLUBBER.
[ WHIRRING ]
DANG IT!
>> Clarence: HEY, YOU WANT TO
KNOW A TRICK?
JUST USE YOUR HANDS.
>> REALLY?
[ BEEP ] >> Clarence: READY? >> MM-HMM.
[ SEAL BARKS ]
[ SEAL BARKS TWICE ]
WHOA.
[ SEAL BARKS TWICE ]
[ SEAL BARKS ]
>> Clarence: OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
[ SEAL BARKING RAPIDLY ]
[ WHIRRING ]
[ MOTOR SPUTTERS ]
[ DISTORTED SEAL BARK ]
[ CRACK, SIZZLE ]
>> Clarence: THAT'LL TEACH HIM.
>> THANK YOU.
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT WHY MY
FRIENDS CALL ME "THE LASER
GHOST."
>> WE DON'T CALL YOU THAT.
>> Clarence: OH, COOL.
CAN I PLAY WITH YOU GUYS?
>> [ SCOFFS ]
YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO GET BLASTED
BY THE LASER GHOST.
>> Clarence: OOH. YES, PLEASE.
>> IT COSTS 8 BUCKS.
>> Clarence: OH.
I DON'T HAVE THAT MANY DOLLARS.
>> [ SCOFFS ] SUCKS TO BE YOU.
COME ON.
LET'S GO.
>> Clarence: OH, ALL RIGHT,
THEN.
I'LL JUST...EAT SOME MORE PIZZA
CRUSTS.
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ MUNCH! ]
SAVORY.
ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT BAD.
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
[ THUD! ]
>> Jeff: [ Thinking ] OKAY, HMM. GOT TO CRACK THIS CODE. CARRY THE 2.
OH, WATCH THE 1.
I GOT IT!
[ GASPS ]
[ PANTING ]
COME ON. [ GROANS ] DANG IT. JUST ONE MORE PLAY.
DANG IT!
YES. COME ON, BABY. [ MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ Distorted ] MONEY BROOM.
>> Jeff: YES.
THAT'S THE EIGHTH PERSON.
SO, IF IT PUTS OUT EVERY NINE
TIMES, THAT MEANS THAT THE NEXT
QUARTER'S GOT TO BE A WINNER!
[ POINK! ]
[ TING! ]
[ PUFF! ]
>> Jeff: [ GROANS ]
>> WINNER, WINNER, WINNER!
>> [ SQUEALS ]
>> Jeff: OH, NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, N-O-O-O!
>> Clarence: SEE, THE TRICK WITH
THIS ONE IS, YOU JUST GOT TO USE
YOUR WIZARD...HAND.
HMM.
WIZARD HANDS DON'T WORK ON THIS
ONE.
HMM.
AH.
WIZARD BASKETBALL!
[ GRUNTS ]
DADDY NEEDS A NEW DISCO BALL. [ GRUNTS ] [ WHOOSH! ]
[ ZOOM! ]
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> OW!
>> Jeff: 17, 18, 19, 20, 21...
[ ZOOM! ]
[ PLUNK! ]
UNH!
OH?
>> WINNER, WINNER, WINNER!
>> Jeff: I DID IT!
I BEAT THE HOUSE!
>> Clarence: [ PANTING ]
JEFF, WE'RE RICH!
WE'RE RICH!
WE CAN HAVE ANYTHING THAT WE
WANT!
DISCO BALL, PLEASE.
>> Jeff: I'LL HAVE THE LASER POINTER. >> Clarence: FINALLY.
FINGER DISCO.
[ VOCALIZING ]
HOW'S YOUR LASER? >> Jeff: IT -- IT'S TOO BRIGHT IN HERE.
YOU CAN'T REALLY SEE IT.
>> Clarence: WELL, LET'S TRY IT
THERE, WHERE IT'S DARK.
>> Jeff: OKAY.
>> Jeff: OH, YEAH. THIS WORKS GREAT IN THE DARK. >> Clarence: WHOA!
LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
IT'S -- IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
>> NO! I'M ALREADY DEAD! OW!
>> [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
HEY!
HEY, HOW DID THOSE GUYS GET IN
HERE?
HEY, GET OUT OF HERE!
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE VESTS ON!
>> Clarence: HEY, BELSON.
LOOK WHAT I GOT.
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> AAAAAAH!
>> AAH-GL-GL-GL!
>> [ GASPS ]
UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH!
>> NO. NO!
N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!
>> Clarence: WIZARD BALL.
>> [ Echoing ] CONGRATULATIONS,
SPACE CADET.
I'M PROMOTING YOU TO COSMIC
COMMANDER.
>> Clarence: OH, COOL.
THAT'S ME.
>> WHAT?!
THEY'RE NOT EVEN PLAYING!
[ CLINKING ]
>> Clarence: I THINK THIS THING
IS REAL SILVER.
>> NICE JOB, "LASER GHOST."
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> SHUT UP.
>> WHAT?
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED BEING CALLED
THAT.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ GROANS ]
>> Jeff: I HAVE TO SAY, I'M
PRETTY SURPRISED WE GOT THIS FAR
WITH JUST ONE DOLLAR.
>> Clarence: UNH-UNH-UNH.
NOT JUST ANY DOLLAR.
[ SQUEAK! ]
IT WAS A WIZARD DOLLAR.
>> Jeff: WHATEVER.
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
COME ALONG, SUMO-WISE.
OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.
>> Sumo: YES, MASTER CLARENCE.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> Clarence: BYE, PIZZA SWAMP.
[ SMOOCHES, BLOWS ]
>> ¶ EARLY TO BED ¶ ¶ EARLY TO RISE ¶
¶ PICKING MY NOSE ¶
>> Clarence: DON'T WORRY, LITTLE GUY. I'M NOT GONNA SQUISH YOU.
I'M JUST HERE TO LOOK.
[ TIRES SCREECH ] HEY, MOM, GREAT NEWS. JEFF SAYS I CAN COME OVER AND
HANG OUT AT HIS HOUSE.
DO YOU THINK MAYBE YOU WANT TO
DRIVE ME?
>> Mom: OH, I WILL, SWEETIE.
BUT FIRST, WE'RE GONNA GO
GROCERY SHOPPING.
I FINALLY GOT ALL MY COUPONS
GATHERED.
[ CHUCKLES ]
NOW, WHERE'S THE ONE FOR LAUNDRY
DETERGENT?
IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE.
HMM.
>> Clarence: OH, SERIOUSLY?
BUT GROCERY SHOPPING IS SO
BORING.
IT'S LIKE THE MOST BORING THING
YOU CAN DO ON THE WHOLE EARTH.
SERIOUSLY, MOM, I CAN'T THINK OF
ANYTHING MORE BORING.
>> Mom: CLARENCE.
>> Clarence: I'M SORRY. I'LL GO.
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ] >> Mom: ALL RIGHT, REAL FAST, JUST LET ME DOUBLE-CHECK AND
MAKE SURE I HAVE EVERYTHING
HERE.
30 CENTS OFF TUNA, BAKED BEANS,
HAIR SPRAY...
>> Clarence: [ GASPS ]
[ WHIRRING ]
[ MOTOR REVS ]
>> [ SLURPS ]
>> Clarence: WOW!
HEY, LADY, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT
GO-KART?
[ WHISTLES ]
SO, HOW FAST CAN THIS BABY GO?
>> HARRUMPH!
>> Mom: CLARENCE!
>> Clarence: WHAT?
>> Mom: THAT'S IMPOLITE.
>> Clarence: SORRY.
WE WERE JUST TALKING CARS.
>> HMPH!
>> Clarence: BORING APPLES, BORING ORANGES, BORING CEL-- HEY! GET OUT OF HERE, CELERY.
NO ONE INVITED YOU.
>> Mom: MM-HMM. OH, COULD YOU WATCH THE CART FOR ME, SWEETIE?
>> Clarence: OKAY.
[ GRUNTING ]
>> HEY! YOU STOLE A GRAPE! THAT'S STEALING! >> Clarence: WHAT ARE YOU --
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT GRAPE?
>> [ GASPS ]
HEY, LADY, DID YOU SEE THAT?
HE STOLE A GRAPE.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT!
>> Mom: OH, OKAY.
WELL, I'LL -- I'LL TURN HIM IN
TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES, THEN.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> HMPH. HA HA.
>> Mom: HEY, CLARENCE, I GOT A MISSION FOR YOU, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT.
>> Clarence: A MISSION?
WHAT KIND OF MISSION?
>> Mom: CAN YOU GET ME A GALLON
OF SKIM MILK?
>> Clarence: YES, SIR.
>> Mom: AND REME-- HEY, REMEMBER
TO CHECK THE DATE.
>> Clarence: YEP!
[ HUMMING ]
WHOA.
'SCUSE ME. ARE THESE FREE? >> THEY SURE ARE. >> Clarence: ALL RIGHT.
>> THESE ARE OUR COCONUT
MACAROON COOKIES, MADE WITH
ORGANIC...COCONUT...
>> Clarence: OH, YEAH -- MILK.
WHOLE MILK -- GROSS. 2% -- GROSS. AH. SKIM MILK.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
COME ON.
[ SQUEAKING ] [ GRUNTS ] [ THUD ]
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
[ GASPS ]
THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD BACK HERE.
[ SPLORT! ]
[ CREAKING ]
AAH!
[ GASPS ] BANANA PEEL! BANANA PEEL, BANANA PEEL, BANANA
PEEL, BANANA PEEL, BANANA PEEL.
[ GROANS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ DOOR OPENS ]
HUH?
[ GASPS ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
[ PANTING ]
[ CHUCKLES ] MISSED ME. [ WHIRRING ]
AAH!
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BONK! ]
HELLO.
LUG-A-LUG-A-LUG-A-LUG-A-LA! >> [ SNIFFS DEEPLY ] [ SLOSH ]
[ SHOES SQUEAKING ]
>> Clarence: HEY, SUMO. >> Sumo: HEY, MAN. UH, IS THAT YOUR GRANDMA?
>> Clarence: I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK SHE THINK'S I'M
HAMBURGERS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT KIDDY
SEAT?
>> Sumo: WELL, MY MOM BANNED ME
FROM LEAVING AFTER LAST TIME.
>> Clarence: WHOA.
WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Sumo: [ SCREECHES ]
LONG STORY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> Clarence: WELL, I WAS GONNA
HANG WITH JEFF, BUT MOM SAYS I
GOT TO GET GROCERIES FIRST.
I HATE SHOPPING.
>> Sumo: YOU KNOW, THEY DO GOT
SOME STUFF TO DO HERE, IF YOU
KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.
>> Clarence: WOW. REALLY?
[ WHEELS SCREECH ] >> Sumo: IF THE JELLYBEANS FALL DOWN HERE, THEY'RE FREE.
>> Clarence: SO NOW ARE THESE
ONES FREE?
>> Sumo: I GUESS THEY ARE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ BUBBLES GURGLING ]
[ MUFFLED THUDDING ]
>> Clarence: [ MUFFLED SHOUTS ]
>> YEAH, I'M PRETTY MUCH
ASSISTANT MANAGER BY NOW.
I HAVE MY OWN KEY AND
EVERYTHING.
YOU CAN HOLD IT, IF YOU WANT.
HEY!
[ MACHINE HISSING ]
>> Clarence: HELP, SUMO!
>> Sumo: GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!
[ GRUNTS ] OKAY, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN. >> Clarence: OKAY, LET ME
JUST --
OOPS.
>> CLEANUP IN AISLE 5.
>> Clarence: PRETTY SURE THERE'S
A SECRET WORLD BACK --
OOF! [ LAUGHS ]
>> Sumo: YES! YES! YES! >> Clarence: YAY! ALL RIGHT! >> Mom: 50% OFF?
[ GASPS ]
OOH! 70% OFF!
HELLO! A DOLLAR FOR TWO?
¶ DON'T MIND IF I DO ¶
[ GRUNTS ]
[ SIGHS ] SAVINGS. HMM.
YOU KNOW, I WONDER WHERE
CLARENCE IS WITH THAT MILK.
>> Sumo: [ PANTING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Clarence: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Sumo: WAAAGH!
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> CLEANUP IN AISLE 5.
>> [ GRUMBLING ]
>> OKAY, YOU AGAIN. [ FORCED CHUCKLES ] >> Clarence: TRY THEM, SUMO.
THEY'RE FREE.
>> YES, THESE ARE OUR COCONUT
MACAROON COOKIES, MADE WITH
ORGANIC...
>> Clarence: [ IMITATING CAR ]
>> Sumo: YEAH! WHOO!
>> Clarence: [ GIGGLES ]
>> Sumo: [ IMITATING CAR ]
>> Clarence: THIS IS ACTUALLY
REALLY FUN!
>> Mom: THIS IS IT -- ONE WHOLE
MONTH OF COUPONS.
[ SNIFFS ] AHH.
>> Clarence: MOM, LOOK OUT!
[ WHEELS SCREECH ]
>> Mom: [ GASPS ]
>> Clarence: NO!
>> Mom: OH, OH, OH! OHHH!
OHH.
WHAT --
>> COUPONS? >> COUPONS? >> COUPONS?
>> COUPONS?!
[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]
>> Mom: [ GASPS ]
NO! NO! MY -- MY COUPONS!
MY COUPONS!
NO!
[ Sobbing ] OH, NO!
AH! CLARENCE!
CLARENCE, I JUST -- I --
OH, CLARENCE.
>> Clarence: I'M -- I'M SORRY,
MOM.
I --
UH, LOOK.
I-I GOT THE MILK YOU ASKED FOR.
>> Mom: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OKAY,
CLARENCE.
I'LL JUST, UH, PUT EVERYTHING
BACK NOW THAT I DON'T HAVE
COUPONS FOR THEM, ALL RIGHT?
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT HERE,
OKAY?
>> Clarence: SUMO, WE GOT TO GET THOSE COUPONS BACK. >> Sumo: WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
>> Clarence: I DON'T KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO.
THEY MUST BE LIKE "MOM MONEY"
OR SOMETHING.
BUT ALL I KNOW IS THAT MY MOM
NEEDS THEM, AND WE'RE GONNA GET
THEM BACK.
>> Sumo: WELL, THERE'S
NEWSPAPERS JUST SITTING AROUND
THE STORE THAT ARE FULL OF THOSE
THINGS.
AND THOSE MACHINES JUST SPIT
THEM OUT AT YOU.
[ WHIRRING ]
>> Clarence: LET'S GO GET SOME
COUPONS.
[ INTENSE ACTION MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ AIR WHISTLING ] >> Sumo: GET READY. HERE THEY COME.
>> Clarence: GOTCHA. >> Sumo: HA! SEE YA.
WAIT! NO!
[ CRASH ]
>> Clarence: [ VOCALIZES
SPY-MOVIE MUSIC ]
SOMERSAULT, SOMERSAULT,
SOMERSAULT AWAY.
>> HEY, HEY, HEY! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT! WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET IN
TROUBLE?
>> Clarence: [ IMITATES
EXPLOSION ]
SMOKE BOMB.
SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR.
>> DOES ANYBODY ELSE SEE THIS?!
>> Clarence: [ High-pitched ]
OH, WOW. SAMPLES?
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
>> [ SIGHS ]
[ MUNCHES ]
[ WHIRRING ]
>> WELL, WELL, WELL.
LOOK WHO IT IS.
>> Sumo: HELLO, JOSHUA.
>> Mom: [ SIGHS ]
OH, LOOK.
AVOCADOS -- HALF OFF.
I HAD SEVEN COUPONS FOR THAT.
OH, WELL.
THEY'RE JUST A SUPERFOOD THAT
MAKES YOU LIVE LONGER.
GUESS I DON'T NEED THAT, SO, UH,
NEVER MIND.
>> Clarence: MOM, MOM, MOM,
LOOK!
I GOT YOU YOUR COUPONS BACK.
>> Mom: WHAT?!
CLARENCE!
HOW DID YOU GET ALL THESE
COUPONS?
THEY'RE ALL HERE.
>> Clarence: OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.
I'VE GOT MY RESOURCES.
>> Sumo: [ GROWLING ]
CLARENCE! THEY'RE ONTO US!
>> Mom: CLARENCE, IS THAT --
>> Clarence: COME ON, MOM.
LET'S GO.
[ SCANNER BEEPING ]
[ REGISTER BEEPS ] [ BEEP ]
[ SCANNER BEEPING ]
>> Mom: OHH! I'VE GOT THAT IN CASH. >> Sumo: [ PANTING ]
>> GET BACK HERE!
WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU --
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WHAT IS THIS?!
ARE YOU CHASING A CHILD?!
>> NO! NO!
HE -- HE STOLE ALL THE COUPONS.
IT'S AGAINST STORE POLICY, SIR.
>> ALL RIGHT. EASY, MAVERICK.
HOW ABOUT WE GO HAVE A LITTLE
TALK IN MY OFFICE?
>> Sumo: [ GROWLS ]
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
NICE ONE, JOSHUA.
>> IT'S "JOSH."
>> Clarence: DID YOU KNOW THEY
GOT FREE COOKIES?
I MUST HAVE ATE, LIKE, TWO BAGS'
WORTH.
AND THEN THIS OLD LADY THOUGHT
THAT I WAS STEAK.
AND THEN ME AND SUMO READ ABOUT
A FISH BOY.
LET ME GIVE YOU THE GIST OF IT.
IT'S -- HE'S, LIKE, UM...
AND -- AND THEN WE ATE SOME MORE
COOKIES.
>> Mom: [ CHUCKLES ]
OH, WELL, SOUNDS LIKE YOU
WEREN'T TOO BORED AFTER ALL,
HUH?
>> Clarence: YEAH, I GUESS
YOU'RE RIGHT.
[ CLICKING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> HOW DO I STAY SO YOUNG?
>> Jeff: OH, MAN, CLARENCE.
YOU MISSED THE BEST DAY EVER.
>> Clarence: I DID?
>> Jeff: GET THIS.
THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING ONLY GAME
SHOWS ALL DAY LONG.
[ SIGHS ]
IT'S BEEN AWESOME.
YOU HAD TO BE HERE.
>> Clarence: OH. UH...DRATS.
>> Jeff: WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> Clarence: I WENT SHOPPING
WITH MY MOM.
OH, AND SUMO WAS THERE, AND WE,
LIKE, WENT ON A LITTLE MISSION,
AND WE HAD TO GET COUPONS.
IT WAS REALLY CRAZY.
>> Jeff: OH, YEAH?
[ GASPS ] IT'S BACK ON!
>> WE'RE BACK, AND THE BIDDING
WILL START WITH TINA.
TINA, YOU ARE BIDDING ON A
BOTTLE OF WET GLEEM CLEANING
DETERGENT.
CAN YOU GUESS THE PRICE?
>> Jeff: $8.99! I KNOW THIS!
>> Clarence: COME ON, LADY.
IT'S GOT TO BE AT LEAST $12.99.
>> $7.50, DAN.
>> AND THE ACTUAL RETAIL PRICE
IS...$12.99.
>> Jeff: WH-- WHAT?
>> Clarence: I TOLD HER.
THAT AIN'T NO BRAND X.
>> Jeff: LET'S DO SOMETHING
ELSE.
>> ¶ EARLY TO BED ¶ ¶ EARLY TO RISE ¶
¶ PICKING MY NOSE ¶