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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY!

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I'M GONNA DO WHAT I WANT ALL
DAY!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

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DAY!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

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I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

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I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

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I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

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I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
OKAY, LET'S PULL OUT OUR BOOKS.

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>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
OKAY, LET'S PULL OUT OUR BOOKS.
"THE QUIRKERSONS WERE ORPHANS

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OKAY, LET'S PULL OUT OUR BOOKS.
"THE QUIRKERSONS WERE ORPHANS
EVER SINCE THEIR PARENTS

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"THE QUIRKERSONS WERE ORPHANS
EVER SINCE THEIR PARENTS
SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED, AS

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EVER SINCE THEIR PARENTS
SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED, AS
PARENTS ARE KNOWN TO DO."

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SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED, AS
PARENTS ARE KNOWN TO DO."
>> Clarence: [ GIGGLING ]

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PARENTS ARE KNOWN TO DO."
>> Clarence: [ GIGGLING ]
>> "THE ORPHANS HAD DUELED WITH

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>> Clarence: [ GIGGLING ]
>> "THE ORPHANS HAD DUELED WITH
SINISTER ADULTS AND SOLVED

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>> "THE ORPHANS HAD DUELED WITH
SINISTER ADULTS AND SOLVED
CRIMES OF THE MOST PECULIAR

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SINISTER ADULTS AND SOLVED
CRIMES OF THE MOST PECULIAR
PECULIARITIES.

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CRIMES OF THE MOST PECULIAR
PECULIARITIES.
BUT THIS CASE WOULD TURN OUT TO

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PECULIARITIES.
BUT THIS CASE WOULD TURN OUT TO
BE PERHAPS THE QUIRKIEST --"

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BUT THIS CASE WOULD TURN OUT TO
BE PERHAPS THE QUIRKIEST --"
>> Sumo: [ LAUGHING ]

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BE PERHAPS THE QUIRKIEST --"
>> Sumo: [ LAUGHING ]
>> CLARENCE AND SUMO, YOU KNOW

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>> Sumo: [ LAUGHING ]
>> CLARENCE AND SUMO, YOU KNOW
I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE AWAY A

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>> CLARENCE AND SUMO, YOU KNOW
I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE AWAY A
BUDDY STAR FOR THAT.

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I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE AWAY A
BUDDY STAR FOR THAT.
[ STUDENTS GASP ]

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BUDDY STAR FOR THAT.
[ STUDENTS GASP ]
>> AAH!

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[ STUDENTS GASP ]
>> AAH!
>> Sumo: [ GROWLS ]

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>> AAH!
>> Sumo: [ GROWLS ]
>> Clarence: MAN, I'M NOT DOIN'

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>> Sumo: [ GROWLS ]
>> Clarence: MAN, I'M NOT DOIN'
SO HOT ON MY BUDDY STARS.

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>> Clarence: MAN, I'M NOT DOIN'
SO HOT ON MY BUDDY STARS.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]

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SO HOT ON MY BUDDY STARS.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
>> Jeff HAS SO MANY BUDDY STARS.

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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
>> Jeff HAS SO MANY BUDDY STARS.
WHY EVEN TRY?

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>> Jeff HAS SO MANY BUDDY STARS.
WHY EVEN TRY?
>> DO YOU THINK I HAVE ENOUGH

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WHY EVEN TRY?
>> DO YOU THINK I HAVE ENOUGH
BUDDY STARS TO GET INTO A GOOD

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>> DO YOU THINK I HAVE ENOUGH
BUDDY STARS TO GET INTO A GOOD
COLLEGE?

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BUDDY STARS TO GET INTO A GOOD
COLLEGE?
>> Jeff: SO, I COUNTED, AND I

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COLLEGE?
>> Jeff: SO, I COUNTED, AND I
HAVE 23 BUDDY STARS.

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>> Jeff: SO, I COUNTED, AND I
HAVE 23 BUDDY STARS.
THAT'S THE MOST IN THE WHOLE

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HAVE 23 BUDDY STARS.
THAT'S THE MOST IN THE WHOLE
CLASS!

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THAT'S THE MOST IN THE WHOLE
CLASS!
>> Sumo: THAT'S GREAT, JEFF.

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CLASS!
>> Sumo: THAT'S GREAT, JEFF.
>> Jeff: DON'T BE JEALOUS, SUMO.

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>> Sumo: THAT'S GREAT, JEFF.
>> Jeff: DON'T BE JEALOUS, SUMO.
IT'S JUST 'CAUSE I WORK A LOT

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>> Jeff: DON'T BE JEALOUS, SUMO.
IT'S JUST 'CAUSE I WORK A LOT
HARDER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

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IT'S JUST 'CAUSE I WORK A LOT
HARDER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
>> Sumo: [ RASPBERRY ]

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HARDER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
>> Sumo: [ RASPBERRY ]
>> Jeff: OH, THAT'S REALLY

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>> Sumo: [ RASPBERRY ]
>> Jeff: OH, THAT'S REALLY
MATURE OF YOU.

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>> Jeff: OH, THAT'S REALLY
MATURE OF YOU.
>> Sumo: [ RASPBERRY CONTINUES ]

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MATURE OF YOU.
>> Sumo: [ RASPBERRY CONTINUES ]
>> Jeff: OH, THAT'S A VERY

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>> Sumo: [ RASPBERRY CONTINUES ]
>> Jeff: OH, THAT'S A VERY
CONVINCING ARGUMENT.

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>> Jeff: OH, THAT'S A VERY
CONVINCING ARGUMENT.
>> Clarence: WHAT DO BUDDY

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CONVINCING ARGUMENT.
>> Clarence: WHAT DO BUDDY
STARS EVEN MEAN?

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>> Clarence: WHAT DO BUDDY
STARS EVEN MEAN?
THEY'RE NOT MY BUDDIES.

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STARS EVEN MEAN?
THEY'RE NOT MY BUDDIES.
THEY JUST MAKE EVERYBODY SAD --

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THEY'RE NOT MY BUDDIES.
THEY JUST MAKE EVERYBODY SAD --
EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR JEFF.

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THEY JUST MAKE EVERYBODY SAD --
EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR JEFF.
[ SIGHS ]

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EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR JEFF.
[ SIGHS ]
I WISH EVERYBODY COULD JUST HAVE

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[ SIGHS ]
I WISH EVERYBODY COULD JUST HAVE
AS MANY AS JEFF.

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I WISH EVERYBODY COULD JUST HAVE
AS MANY AS JEFF.
THEN EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY.

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AS MANY AS JEFF.
THEN EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY.
I SHOULD JUST MAKE UP MY OWN

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THEN EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY.
I SHOULD JUST MAKE UP MY OWN
REWARDS AND GIVE THOSE OUT TO

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I SHOULD JUST MAKE UP MY OWN
REWARDS AND GIVE THOSE OUT TO
EVERYBODY.

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REWARDS AND GIVE THOSE OUT TO
EVERYBODY.
[ GASPS ]

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EVERYBODY.
[ GASPS ]
MY OWN BUDDY STARS!

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[ GASPS ]
MY OWN BUDDY STARS!
THAT'S IT!

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MY OWN BUDDY STARS!
THAT'S IT!
OKAY, OKAY, THINK, THINK,

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THAT'S IT!
OKAY, OKAY, THINK, THINK,
THINK, THINK, THINK.

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OKAY, OKAY, THINK, THINK,
THINK, THINK, THINK.
WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN STAR

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THINK, THINK, THINK.
WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN STAR
STICKERS?

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WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN STAR
STICKERS?
ICE CREAM, DOGS, MONEY...

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STICKERS?
ICE CREAM, DOGS, MONEY...
MONEY! THAT'S IT!

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ICE CREAM, DOGS, MONEY...
MONEY! THAT'S IT!
>> HMM...

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>> Mom: CLARENCE, IF YOU DON'T
EAT YOUR FOOD, I'M GIVING IT TO
THE DOG!

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EAT YOUR FOOD, I'M GIVING IT TO
THE DOG!
>> Clarence: TELL HER I CAN'T

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THE DOG!
>> Clarence: TELL HER I CAN'T
MAKE IT TONIGHT!

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>> Clarence: TELL HER I CAN'T
MAKE IT TONIGHT!
NOT WHEN I'M THIS CLOSE.

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MAKE IT TONIGHT!
NOT WHEN I'M THIS CLOSE.
>> Mom: [ SIGHS ]

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NOT WHEN I'M THIS CLOSE.
>> Mom: [ SIGHS ]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT BOY?

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>> Mom: [ SIGHS ]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT BOY?
>> Clarence: TOO DARK...

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT BOY?
>> Clarence: TOO DARK...
TOO LIGHT...

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>> Clarence: TOO DARK...
TOO LIGHT...
THIS ISN'T WORKING!

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TOO LIGHT...
THIS ISN'T WORKING!
I CAN'T USE THIS.

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THIS ISN'T WORKING!
I CAN'T USE THIS.
IT'S WET!

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I CAN'T USE THIS.
IT'S WET!
GOT TO MAKE SOME MONEY.

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IT'S WET!
GOT TO MAKE SOME MONEY.
[ GASPS ] OF COURSE!

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GOT TO MAKE SOME MONEY.
[ GASPS ] OF COURSE!
IT'S SO SIMPLE.

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[ GASPS ] OF COURSE!
IT'S SO SIMPLE.
[ HUMMING ] YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

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IT'S SO SIMPLE.
[ HUMMING ] YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
RIGHT THERE...

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[ HUMMING ] YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
RIGHT THERE...
[ SNIFF ]

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RIGHT THERE...
[ SNIFF ]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]

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[ SNIFF ]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
>> Clarence: HEE HEE HEE!

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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
>> Clarence: HEE HEE HEE!
HEY, CRENDLE!

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>> Clarence: HEE HEE HEE!
HEY, CRENDLE!
GOOD JOB AT SHOWING UP FOR

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HEY, CRENDLE!
GOOD JOB AT SHOWING UP FOR
SCHOOL TODAY!

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GOOD JOB AT SHOWING UP FOR
SCHOOL TODAY!
HERE YOU GO.

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SCHOOL TODAY!
HERE YOU GO.
[ GIGGLES ]

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HERE YOU GO.
[ GIGGLES ]
OOH, NICE BACKPACK!

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[ GIGGLES ]
OOH, NICE BACKPACK!
OH, WOW! AND YOU'RE WEARING A

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OOH, NICE BACKPACK!
OH, WOW! AND YOU'RE WEARING A
T-SHIRT THAT MATCHES?

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OH, WOW! AND YOU'RE WEARING A
T-SHIRT THAT MATCHES?
COOL!

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T-SHIRT THAT MATCHES?
COOL!
HERE, HAVE ONE MORE.

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COOL!
HERE, HAVE ONE MORE.
TEE-HEE!

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HERE, HAVE ONE MORE.
TEE-HEE!
>> Clarence: C-PLUS?

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TEE-HEE!
>> Clarence: C-PLUS?
GREAT JOB, CLARENCE!

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>> Clarence: C-PLUS?
GREAT JOB, CLARENCE!
>> AW, MAN, ANOTHER "F."

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GREAT JOB, CLARENCE!
>> AW, MAN, ANOTHER "F."
I REALLY THOUGHT I'D PASS THIS

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>> AW, MAN, ANOTHER "F."
I REALLY THOUGHT I'D PASS THIS
ONE.

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I REALLY THOUGHT I'D PASS THIS
ONE.
>> WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE

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ONE.
>> WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE
STUDIED.

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>> WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE
STUDIED.
>> I DID STUDY.

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STUDIED.
>> I DID STUDY.
I GUESS I'M JUST DUMB.

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>> I DID STUDY.
I GUESS I'M JUST DUMB.
>> Clarence: HERE YOU GO.

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I GUESS I'M JUST DUMB.
>> Clarence: HERE YOU GO.
>> WHAT IS IT?

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>> Clarence: HERE YOU GO.
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> Clarence: IT'S A CLARENCE

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>> WHAT IS IT?
>> Clarence: IT'S A CLARENCE
DOLLAR -- FOR PUTTIN' IN A GOOD

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>> Clarence: IT'S A CLARENCE
DOLLAR -- FOR PUTTIN' IN A GOOD
EFFORT!

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DOLLAR -- FOR PUTTIN' IN A GOOD
EFFORT!
>> WOW. SOMEHOW, I DON'T FEEL

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EFFORT!
>> WOW. SOMEHOW, I DON'T FEEL
THE STING AS MUCH.

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>> WOW. SOMEHOW, I DON'T FEEL
THE STING AS MUCH.
MMM.

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THE STING AS MUCH.
MMM.
>> CLARENCE, HE GOT AN "F" ON

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MMM.
>> CLARENCE, HE GOT AN "F" ON
HIS PAPER.

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>> CLARENCE, HE GOT AN "F" ON
HIS PAPER.
OKAY, THAT'S NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT.

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HIS PAPER.
OKAY, THAT'S NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT.
>> Jeff: YEAH, BUDDY STARS ARE

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OKAY, THAT'S NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT.
>> Jeff: YEAH, BUDDY STARS ARE
AN ACHIEVEMENT.

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>> Jeff: YEAH, BUDDY STARS ARE
AN ACHIEVEMENT.
>> OKAY, THANK YOU, JEFF.

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AN ACHIEVEMENT.
>> OKAY, THANK YOU, JEFF.
>> Clarence: [ SIGHS ]

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>> OKAY, THANK YOU, JEFF.
>> Clarence: [ SIGHS ]
>> Jeff: CLARENCE, YOU CAN'T

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>> Clarence: [ SIGHS ]
>> Jeff: CLARENCE, YOU CAN'T
JUST MAKE UP YOUR OWN GRADING

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>> Jeff: CLARENCE, YOU CAN'T
JUST MAKE UP YOUR OWN GRADING
SYSTEM.

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JUST MAKE UP YOUR OWN GRADING
SYSTEM.
IT WOULD BE IRRELEVANT.

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SYSTEM.
IT WOULD BE IRRELEVANT.
>> Clarence: JEFF, I DON'T KNOW

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IT WOULD BE IRRELEVANT.
>> Clarence: JEFF, I DON'T KNOW
THE MEANING OF THE WORD

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>> Clarence: JEFF, I DON'T KNOW
THE MEANING OF THE WORD
"IRRELEVANT."

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THE MEANING OF THE WORD
"IRRELEVANT."
NO, I REALLY DON'T.

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"IRRELEVANT."
NO, I REALLY DON'T.
>> Jeff: IT MEANS IT DOESN'T

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NO, I REALLY DON'T.
>> Jeff: IT MEANS IT DOESN'T
MATTER.

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>> Jeff: IT MEANS IT DOESN'T
MATTER.
WE'VE GOT A PERFECTLY FINE

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MATTER.
WE'VE GOT A PERFECTLY FINE
SYSTEM.

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WE'VE GOT A PERFECTLY FINE
SYSTEM.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU WERE MORE

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SYSTEM.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU WERE MORE
RESPECTFUL AND STOPPED EATING

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YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU WERE MORE
RESPECTFUL AND STOPPED EATING
GUM OFF THE BOTTOM OF DESKS,

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RESPECTFUL AND STOPPED EATING
GUM OFF THE BOTTOM OF DESKS,
YOU'D HAVE SOME BUDDY STARS UP

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GUM OFF THE BOTTOM OF DESKS,
YOU'D HAVE SOME BUDDY STARS UP
THERE.

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YOU'D HAVE SOME BUDDY STARS UP
THERE.
>> Clarence: I GUESS YOU'RE

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THERE.
>> Clarence: I GUESS YOU'RE
RIGHT.

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>> Clarence: I GUESS YOU'RE
RIGHT.
HERE, SUMO, YOU WANT THESE

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RIGHT.
HERE, SUMO, YOU WANT THESE
THINGS?

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HERE, SUMO, YOU WANT THESE
THINGS?
>> Sumo: YEAH. WHAT ARE THEY?

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THINGS?
>> Sumo: YEAH. WHAT ARE THEY?
>> Clarence: A DREAM.

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>> Sumo: YEAH. WHAT ARE THEY?
>> Clarence: A DREAM.
ONLY A DREAM.

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>> Clarence: A DREAM.
ONLY A DREAM.
>> Sumo: HMM.

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ONLY A DREAM.
>> Sumo: HMM.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]

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>> Sumo: HMM.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
>> Clarence: [ SIGHS ]

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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
>> Clarence: [ SIGHS ]
BACK TO ANOTHER DAY OF BUDDY

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>> Clarence: [ SIGHS ]
BACK TO ANOTHER DAY OF BUDDY
STARS.

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BACK TO ANOTHER DAY OF BUDDY
STARS.
>> I HAVE CLARENCE DOLLARS!

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STARS.
>> I HAVE CLARENCE DOLLARS!
I'LL GIVE YOU THREE.

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>> I HAVE CLARENCE DOLLARS!
I'LL GIVE YOU THREE.
>> MM...OKAY!

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I'LL GIVE YOU THREE.
>> MM...OKAY!
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!

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>> MM...OKAY!
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!
>> NO, YOU ARE!

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YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!
>> NO, YOU ARE!
>> Clarence: WHAT THE HECK?

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>> NO, YOU ARE!
>> Clarence: WHAT THE HECK?
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH. THANK YOU.

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>> Clarence: WHAT THE HECK?
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH. THANK YOU.
>> Clarence: [ GASPS ]

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>> OH, YEAH, YEAH. THANK YOU.
>> Clarence: [ GASPS ]
>> Sumo: HEY, BUDDY, CHECK IT

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>> Clarence: [ GASPS ]
>> Sumo: HEY, BUDDY, CHECK IT
OUT!

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>> Sumo: HEY, BUDDY, CHECK IT
OUT!
EVERYBODY'S USING CLARENCE

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OUT!
EVERYBODY'S USING CLARENCE
DOLLARS!

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EVERYBODY'S USING CLARENCE
DOLLARS!
>> Clarence: BU-- BUT HOW?

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DOLLARS!
>> Clarence: BU-- BUT HOW?
>> Sumo: I JUST STARTED TRADING

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>> Clarence: BU-- BUT HOW?
>> Sumo: I JUST STARTED TRADING
'EM FOR STUFF AND THEY CAUGHT

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>> Sumo: I JUST STARTED TRADING
'EM FOR STUFF AND THEY CAUGHT
ON!

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'EM FOR STUFF AND THEY CAUGHT
ON!
YOUR DREAM CAME TRUE BUDDY!

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ON!
YOUR DREAM CAME TRUE BUDDY!
>> Clarence: OH, REALLY?!

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EXCELLENT JOB, SIR.
NO LIPS ON THE DRINKING
FOUNTAIN.

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NO LIPS ON THE DRINKING
FOUNTAIN.
KEEP IT UP, TIGER.

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FOUNTAIN.
KEEP IT UP, TIGER.
PICK A WINNER FOR ME.

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KEEP IT UP, TIGER.
PICK A WINNER FOR ME.
KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK.

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PICK A WINNER FOR ME.
KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK.
>> THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!

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KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK.
>> THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
NICE SHOES, CLARENCE.

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>> THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
NICE SHOES, CLARENCE.
>> Clarence: THANKS.

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NICE SHOES, CLARENCE.
>> Clarence: THANKS.
MY MOM PICKED 'EM OUT.

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>> Clarence: THANKS.
MY MOM PICKED 'EM OUT.
>> UH, I THINK THEY'RE NICE,

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MY MOM PICKED 'EM OUT.
>> UH, I THINK THEY'RE NICE,
TOO! YES!

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>> UH, I THINK THEY'RE NICE,
TOO! YES!
>> HEY, DUSTIN!

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TOO! YES!
>> HEY, DUSTIN!
YOU GUYS WANT TO COME OVER TO MY

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>> HEY, DUSTIN!
YOU GUYS WANT TO COME OVER TO MY
HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL TODAY?

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YOU GUYS WANT TO COME OVER TO MY
HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL TODAY?
I GOT THE NEW "SPACEMOLES" GAME!

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HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL TODAY?
I GOT THE NEW "SPACEMOLES" GAME!
>> Clarence: HEY, THERE, BELSON!

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I GOT THE NEW "SPACEMOLES" GAME!
>> Clarence: HEY, THERE, BELSON!
FOR BEIN' SUCH A GOOD BELSON,

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>> Clarence: HEY, THERE, BELSON!
FOR BEIN' SUCH A GOOD BELSON,
HERE'S YOUR VERY OWN CLARENCE

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FOR BEIN' SUCH A GOOD BELSON,
HERE'S YOUR VERY OWN CLARENCE
DOLLAR, JUST FOR YOU.

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HERE'S YOUR VERY OWN CLARENCE
DOLLAR, JUST FOR YOU.
SPEND IT WISELY.

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DOLLAR, JUST FOR YOU.
SPEND IT WISELY.
COME ON, FELLAS.

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SPEND IT WISELY.
COME ON, FELLAS.
>> [ GRUMBLING ]

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COME ON, FELLAS.
>> [ GRUMBLING ]
>> HE THREW AWAY A CLARENCE

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>> [ GRUMBLING ]
>> HE THREW AWAY A CLARENCE
DOLLAR!

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>> HE THREW AWAY A CLARENCE
DOLLAR!
>> GIVE ME MY MONEY.

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DOLLAR!
>> GIVE ME MY MONEY.
>> Clarence: THAT WON'T BE

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>> GIVE ME MY MONEY.
>> Clarence: THAT WON'T BE
NECESSARY.

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>> Clarence: THAT WON'T BE
NECESSARY.
>> WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?

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NECESSARY.
>> WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
>> Clarence: LET'S JUST SAY I'M

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>> WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
>> Clarence: LET'S JUST SAY I'M
YOUR NEW MOM.

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>> Clarence: LET'S JUST SAY I'M
YOUR NEW MOM.
HERE'S A CLARENCE DOLLAR, SON.

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YOUR NEW MOM.
HERE'S A CLARENCE DOLLAR, SON.
UNHAND THIS FELLOW.

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NOW GET OUT OF HERE.
>> UH, AT THE RATE YOU'RE
GOIN', WE'RE GONNA NEED TO

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>> UH, AT THE RATE YOU'RE
GOIN', WE'RE GONNA NEED TO
MAKE...50 MORE CLARENCE DOLLARS

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GOIN', WE'RE GONNA NEED TO
MAKE...50 MORE CLARENCE DOLLARS
BY THE END OF THE SCHOOL DAY!

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MAKE...50 MORE CLARENCE DOLLARS
BY THE END OF THE SCHOOL DAY!
>> Clarence: TIME TO UP

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BY THE END OF THE SCHOOL DAY!
>> Clarence: TIME TO UP
PRODUCTION.

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>> Clarence: TIME TO UP
PRODUCTION.
>> MM. MY HAND HURTS.

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PRODUCTION.
>> MM. MY HAND HURTS.
>> Clarence: APPROVED.

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>> MM. MY HAND HURTS.
>> Clarence: APPROVED.
THIS IS FOR YOUR LOSS.

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>> Clarence: APPROVED.
THIS IS FOR YOUR LOSS.
THAT DOG SHOULD BE CAUGHT AND

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THIS IS FOR YOUR LOSS.
THAT DOG SHOULD BE CAUGHT AND
PUNISHED.

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THAT DOG SHOULD BE CAUGHT AND
PUNISHED.
>> CLARENCE, YOU NEED TO STOP

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PUNISHED.
>> CLARENCE, YOU NEED TO STOP
REWARDING PEOPLE FOR BAD THINGS,

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>> CLARENCE, YOU NEED TO STOP
REWARDING PEOPLE FOR BAD THINGS,
OKAY?

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REWARDING PEOPLE FOR BAD THINGS,
OKAY?
FORGETTING HOMEWORK IS BAD.

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OKAY?
FORGETTING HOMEWORK IS BAD.
HE'S GETTING A ZERO ON THAT

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FORGETTING HOMEWORK IS BAD.
HE'S GETTING A ZERO ON THAT
ASSIGNMENT.

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HE'S GETTING A ZERO ON THAT
ASSIGNMENT.
>> Clarence: SEE, MRS. BAKER,

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ASSIGNMENT.
>> Clarence: SEE, MRS. BAKER,
THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME

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>> Clarence: SEE, MRS. BAKER,
THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME
AND YOU.

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THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME
AND YOU.
CLARENCE DOLLARS ARE FOR

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AND YOU.
CLARENCE DOLLARS ARE FOR
EVERYBODY.

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CLARENCE DOLLARS ARE FOR
EVERYBODY.
[ STUDENTS GASP ]

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EVERYBODY.
[ STUDENTS GASP ]
AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?

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[ STUDENTS GASP ]
AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?
>> Sumo: YEAH, BUDDY STARS

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AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?
>> Sumo: YEAH, BUDDY STARS
STINK!

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>> Sumo: YEAH, BUDDY STARS
STINK!
>> OKAY. HEY.

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STINK!
>> OKAY. HEY.
EASY.

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>> OKAY. HEY.
EASY.
>> Jeff: I THINK BUDDY STARS ARE

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EASY.
>> Jeff: I THINK BUDDY STARS ARE
STILL RELEVANT.

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>> Jeff: I THINK BUDDY STARS ARE
STILL RELEVANT.
"YEAH. ME TOO."

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STILL RELEVANT.
"YEAH. ME TOO."
>> Clarence: HERE YOU GO,

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"YEAH. ME TOO."
>> Clarence: HERE YOU GO,
EVERYONE.

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>> Clarence: HERE YOU GO,
EVERYONE.
>> CLARENCE DOLLARS ARE THE

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EVERYONE.
>> CLARENCE DOLLARS ARE THE
BEST!

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>> CLARENCE DOLLARS ARE THE
BEST!
>> Clarence: BYE, GUYS.

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BEST!
>> Clarence: BYE, GUYS.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.

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>> Clarence: BYE, GUYS.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, YOU

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SEE YOU TOMORROW.
STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, YOU
KNUCKLEHEADS.

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STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, YOU
KNUCKLEHEADS.
>> Jeff: CLARENCE, YOU HAVE TO

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KNUCKLEHEADS.
>> Jeff: CLARENCE, YOU HAVE TO
STOP ALL THIS CLARENCE DOLLAR

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>> Jeff: CLARENCE, YOU HAVE TO
STOP ALL THIS CLARENCE DOLLAR
NONSENSE.

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STOP ALL THIS CLARENCE DOLLAR
NONSENSE.
>> Clarence: SORRY, JEFF.

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NONSENSE.
>> Clarence: SORRY, JEFF.
MONEY TALKS.

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>> Clarence: SORRY, JEFF.
MONEY TALKS.
>> Jeff: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN

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MONEY TALKS.
>> Jeff: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN
MEAN?

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>> Jeff: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN
MEAN?
>> Clarence: "IT MEANS I'M NOT

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MEAN?
>> Clarence: "IT MEANS I'M NOT
GOING ANYWHERE.

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>> Clarence: "IT MEANS I'M NOT
GOING ANYWHERE.
CLARENCE DOLLARS ARE HERE TO

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GOING ANYWHERE.
CLARENCE DOLLARS ARE HERE TO
STAY."

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CLARENCE DOLLARS ARE HERE TO
STAY."
THAT'S RIGHT, DOLLAR CLARENCE.

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STAY."
THAT'S RIGHT, DOLLAR CLARENCE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?

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THAT'S RIGHT, DOLLAR CLARENCE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE PRETTY HANDSOME, IF I DO

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YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE PRETTY HANDSOME, IF I DO
SAY SO MYSELF.

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YOU'RE PRETTY HANDSOME, IF I DO
SAY SO MYSELF.
"YOU'RE NOT TOO SHABBY YOURSELF,

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SAY SO MYSELF.
"YOU'RE NOT TOO SHABBY YOURSELF,
REGULAR CLARENCE."

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"YOU'RE NOT TOO SHABBY YOURSELF,
REGULAR CLARENCE."
OH, YOU'RE JUST SAYIN' THAT.

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REGULAR CLARENCE."
OH, YOU'RE JUST SAYIN' THAT.
>> Jeff: I GIVE UP.

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OH, YOU'RE JUST SAYIN' THAT.
>> Jeff: I GIVE UP.
>> Clarence: WHAT THE HECK ARE

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>> Jeff: I GIVE UP.
>> Clarence: WHAT THE HECK ARE
JEFF AND MRS. BAKER SO WORRIED

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>> Clarence: WHAT THE HECK ARE
JEFF AND MRS. BAKER SO WORRIED
ABOUT?

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JEFF AND MRS. BAKER SO WORRIED
ABOUT?
CLARENCE DOLLARS ARE SO GOOD.

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ABOUT?
CLARENCE DOLLARS ARE SO GOOD.
EVERYBODY LOVES 'EM.

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CLARENCE DOLLARS ARE SO GOOD.
EVERYBODY LOVES 'EM.
MWAH!

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EVERYBODY LOVES 'EM.
MWAH!
HOW COULD YOU DO ANYTHING WRONG?

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MWAH!
HOW COULD YOU DO ANYTHING WRONG?
[ Echoing ] WRONG...WRONG...

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HOW COULD YOU DO ANYTHING WRONG?
[ Echoing ] WRONG...WRONG...
¶ DIDDLY-DONG DONG ¶

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[ Echoing ] WRONG...WRONG...
¶ DIDDLY-DONG DONG ¶
¶ ANYTHING WRONG ¶

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¶ DIDDLY-DONG DONG ¶
¶ ANYTHING WRONG ¶
AH, NOTHING LIKE GOIN' FOR A

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¶ ANYTHING WRONG ¶
AH, NOTHING LIKE GOIN' FOR A
MORNING SWIM...

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AH, NOTHING LIKE GOIN' FOR A
MORNING SWIM...
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S YOUR OWN

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MORNING SWIM...
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S YOUR OWN
DOLLARS.

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ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S YOUR OWN
DOLLARS.
[ SQUEAKING ]

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DOLLARS.
[ SQUEAKING ]
[ COUGHS ]

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[ SQUEAKING ]
[ COUGHS ]
WHOA!

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[ COUGHS ]
WHOA!
>> CLARENCE!

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WHOA!
>> CLARENCE!
>> Clarence: A MONEY MONSTER?

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>> CLARENCE!
>> Clarence: A MONEY MONSTER?
AAAH!

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>> Clarence: A MONEY MONSTER?
AAAH!
>> [ ROARS ]

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AAAH!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Clarence: [ GASPS, PANTING ]

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>> [ ROARS ]
>> Clarence: [ GASPS, PANTING ]
HUH?

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>> Clarence: [ GASPS, PANTING ]
HUH?
UH-OH.

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HUH?
UH-OH.
BELSON?

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UH-OH.
BELSON?
>> HMM.

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BELSON?
>> HMM.
I THINK I'LL GET A

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>> HMM.
I THINK I'LL GET A
CHEESECAKE STICK.

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I THINK I'LL GET A
CHEESECAKE STICK.
>> Clarence: NO, NO.

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CHEESECAKE STICK.
>> Clarence: NO, NO.
NOOOOOOOOO!

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>> Clarence: NO, NO.
NOOOOOOOOO!
>> Clarence: [ GASPING ]

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NOOOOOOOOO!
>> Clarence: [ GASPING ]
OH. OH.

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>> Clarence: [ GASPING ]
OH. OH.
I HAD SUCH A TERRIBLE FRIGHT.

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OH. OH.
I HAD SUCH A TERRIBLE FRIGHT.
A MONSTER MADE OF MONEY --

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I HAD SUCH A TERRIBLE FRIGHT.
A MONSTER MADE OF MONEY --
WHATEVER COULD IT MEAN?

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A MONSTER MADE OF MONEY --
WHATEVER COULD IT MEAN?
>> Mom: SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN ALL

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WHATEVER COULD IT MEAN?
>> Mom: SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN ALL
THOSE TURKISH DELIGHTS BEFORE

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>> Mom: SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN ALL
THOSE TURKISH DELIGHTS BEFORE
BED.

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THOSE TURKISH DELIGHTS BEFORE
BED.
>> Clarence: YOU'RE NOT MY MOM

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BED.
>> Clarence: YOU'RE NOT MY MOM
AAAAAAH!

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>> Clarence: YOU'RE NOT MY MOM
AAAAAAH!
[ GASPS, PANTING ]

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AAAAAAH!
[ GASPS, PANTING ]
OH, MY GOSH.

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[ GASPS, PANTING ]
OH, MY GOSH.
IS THIS REAL LIFE?

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OH, MY GOSH.
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]

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IS THIS REAL LIFE?
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
>> [ YAWNING ]

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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
>> [ YAWNING ]
>> Clarence: YEP, THIS IS THE

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>> [ YAWNING ]
>> Clarence: YEP, THIS IS THE
REAL ONE.

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>> Clarence: YEP, THIS IS THE
REAL ONE.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

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REAL ONE.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> GIVE ME BACK MY CLARENCE

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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> GIVE ME BACK MY CLARENCE
DOLLARS!

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>> GIVE ME BACK MY CLARENCE
DOLLARS!
>> Clarence: WHAT THE HECK?

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DOLLARS!
>> Clarence: WHAT THE HECK?
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

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>> Clarence: WHAT THE HECK?
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> MINE, MINE, MINE!

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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> MINE, MINE, MINE!
>> Clarence: WHAT'S GOING ON?

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>> MINE, MINE, MINE!
>> Clarence: WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE'S ALL THE FRIENDSHIP?

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>> Clarence: WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE'S ALL THE FRIENDSHIP?
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]

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WHERE'S ALL THE FRIENDSHIP?
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
>> HEY, HEY, HEY!

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[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
>> HEY, HEY, HEY!
PUT THAT DOWN.

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>> HEY, HEY, HEY!
PUT THAT DOWN.
>> Jeff: CLARENCE, THE WHOLE

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PUT THAT DOWN.
>> Jeff: CLARENCE, THE WHOLE
SCHOOL'S GONE CRAZY OVER YOUR

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>> Jeff: CLARENCE, THE WHOLE
SCHOOL'S GONE CRAZY OVER YOUR
DOLLARS.

322
00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:08,220
SCHOOL'S GONE CRAZY OVER YOUR
DOLLARS.
YOU GOT TO DO SOME-- AAH!

323
00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:09,187
DOLLARS.
YOU GOT TO DO SOME-- AAH!
BACK!

324
00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,522
YOU GOT TO DO SOME-- AAH!
BACK!
BACK, YOU DEVILS!

325
00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:11,556
BACK!
BACK, YOU DEVILS!
>> UH, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN

326
00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:12,724
BACK, YOU DEVILS!
>> UH, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN
KEEP DRAWIN' ALL THESE CLARENCE

327
00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:13,892
>> UH, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN
KEEP DRAWIN' ALL THESE CLARENCE
DOLLARS, CLARENCE.

328
00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:14,759
KEEP DRAWIN' ALL THESE CLARENCE
DOLLARS, CLARENCE.
>> Clarence: WOW.

329
00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:15,861
DOLLARS, CLARENCE.
>> Clarence: WOW.
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

330
00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:16,862
>> Clarence: WOW.
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
YOU'RE GOOD AT DRAWING.

331
00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:17,729
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
YOU'RE GOOD AT DRAWING.
>> YEAH, I CAN --

332
00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,264
YOU'RE GOOD AT DRAWING.
>> YEAH, I CAN --
>> Jeff: CLARENCE, PLEASE, SHOW

333
00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:19,898
>> YEAH, I CAN --
>> Jeff: CLARENCE, PLEASE, SHOW
SOME HUMANITY.

334
00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,566
>> Jeff: CLARENCE, PLEASE, SHOW
SOME HUMANITY.
YOU GOT TO STOP THIS.

335
00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:22,734
SOME HUMANITY.
YOU GOT TO STOP THIS.
>> Clarence: I KNOW.

336
00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,503
YOU GOT TO STOP THIS.
>> Clarence: I KNOW.
IT'S BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN I

337
00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:25,504
>> Clarence: I KNOW.
IT'S BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN I
EVER IMAGINED.

338
00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,172
IT'S BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN I
EVER IMAGINED.
AND NOW I'LL HAVE TO DESTROY MY

339
00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,573
EVER IMAGINED.
AND NOW I'LL HAVE TO DESTROY MY
OWN CREATION.

340
00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:29,608
AND NOW I'LL HAVE TO DESTROY MY
OWN CREATION.
JEFF, GET SOME GASOLINE.

341
00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:30,909
OWN CREATION.
JEFF, GET SOME GASOLINE.
WE'RE GONNA BURN THESE DOLLARS

342
00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,911
JEFF, GET SOME GASOLINE.
WE'RE GONNA BURN THESE DOLLARS
TO THE GROUND.

343
00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,212
WE'RE GONNA BURN THESE DOLLARS
TO THE GROUND.
>> Jeff: I DON'T THINK THAT'S

344
00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:34,913
TO THE GROUND.
>> Jeff: I DON'T THINK THAT'S
GONNA SOLVE ANYTHING.

345
00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:35,914
>> Jeff: I DON'T THINK THAT'S
GONNA SOLVE ANYTHING.
WE NEED TO FLOOD THE MARKET WITH

346
00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:36,548
GONNA SOLVE ANYTHING.
WE NEED TO FLOOD THE MARKET WITH
THEM.

347
00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:37,549
WE NEED TO FLOOD THE MARKET WITH
THEM.
>> Clarence: EXACTLY.

348
00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:40,218
THEM.
>> Clarence: EXACTLY.
WE'LL FLOOD THE SCHOOL.

349
00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,253
>> Clarence: EXACTLY.
WE'LL FLOOD THE SCHOOL.
>> Jeff: NO, NO, NO.

350
00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:42,587
WE'LL FLOOD THE SCHOOL.
>> Jeff: NO, NO, NO.
I MEAN MAKE SO MANY CLARENCE

351
00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:43,922
>> Jeff: NO, NO, NO.
I MEAN MAKE SO MANY CLARENCE
DOLLARS THAT NO ONE WILL USE

352
00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:44,756
I MEAN MAKE SO MANY CLARENCE
DOLLARS THAT NO ONE WILL USE
THEM ANYMORE.

353
00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:45,590
DOLLARS THAT NO ONE WILL USE
THEM ANYMORE.
LIKE SOVIET MONEY.

354
00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:46,625
THEM ANYMORE.
LIKE SOVIET MONEY.
>> Clarence: INTERESTING.

355
00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:49,794
LIKE SOVIET MONEY.
>> Clarence: INTERESTING.
SO...THEN WE FLOOD THE SCHOOL?

356
00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:50,795
>> Clarence: INTERESTING.
SO...THEN WE FLOOD THE SCHOOL?
>> Jeff: NO.

357
00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:52,697
SO...THEN WE FLOOD THE SCHOOL?
>> Jeff: NO.
NO, THAT NEVER HAPPENS.

358
00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:08,313
>> HEY, WHAT'RE YOU KIDS DO--
DON'T TOUCH ANY OF THAT --

359
00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:22,127
[ KIDS SHOUTING ]

360
00:09:26,465 --> 00:09:30,735
>> Clarence: ALL RIGHT, COME
AND GET 'EM.
TAKE AS MANY AS YOU WANT.

361
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,736
AND GET 'EM.
TAKE AS MANY AS YOU WANT.
[ KIDS GASP ]

362
00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:32,971
TAKE AS MANY AS YOU WANT.
[ KIDS GASP ]
>> THANK YOU.

363
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,739
[ KIDS GASP ]
>> THANK YOU.
>> I'VE GOT THEM! THEY'RE MINE!

364
00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:35,907
>> THANK YOU.
>> I'VE GOT THEM! THEY'RE MINE!
THEY'RE ALL MINE!

365
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,509
>> I'VE GOT THEM! THEY'RE MINE!
THEY'RE ALL MINE!
>> [ LAUGHING ]

366
00:09:37,511 --> 00:09:39,744
THEY'RE ALL MINE!
>> [ LAUGHING ]
I'VE GOT SO MUCH!

367
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,813
>> [ LAUGHING ]
I'VE GOT SO MUCH!
BUT SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE.

368
00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,315
I'VE GOT SO MUCH!
BUT SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE.
>> WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA TRADE

369
00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:43,782
BUT SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE.
>> WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA TRADE
NOW?

370
00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:44,950
>> WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA TRADE
NOW?
>> UH, DO YOU WANT MINE?

371
00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:45,984
NOW?
>> UH, DO YOU WANT MINE?
I HAVE TOO MANY NOW.

372
00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,819
>> UH, DO YOU WANT MINE?
I HAVE TOO MANY NOW.
>> YEAH, I KNOW, REALLY.

373
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:48,987
I HAVE TOO MANY NOW.
>> YEAH, I KNOW, REALLY.
>> Jeff: THERE WE GO.

374
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:49,988
>> YEAH, I KNOW, REALLY.
>> Jeff: THERE WE GO.
CRISIS AVERTED.

375
00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,489
>> Jeff: THERE WE GO.
CRISIS AVERTED.
NOW WE CAN GO BACK TO THE GOOD

376
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:52,824
CRISIS AVERTED.
NOW WE CAN GO BACK TO THE GOOD
OLD BUDDY-STAR SYSTEM.

377
00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:53,825
NOW WE CAN GO BACK TO THE GOOD
OLD BUDDY-STAR SYSTEM.
>> HEY, EVERYONE!

378
00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,293
OLD BUDDY-STAR SYSTEM.
>> HEY, EVERYONE!
I JUST GOT THIS NEW THING FROM

379
00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,661
>> HEY, EVERYONE!
I JUST GOT THIS NEW THING FROM
MY UNCLE IN CALIFORNIA.

380
00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:58,330
I JUST GOT THIS NEW THING FROM
MY UNCLE IN CALIFORNIA.
>> All: WHOA!

381
00:09:58,332 --> 00:09:59,631
MY UNCLE IN CALIFORNIA.
>> All: WHOA!
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

382
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,299
>> All: WHOA!
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
CALIFORNIA.

383
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,667
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
CALIFORNIA.
THEY'RE CALLED...

384
00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:03,935
CALIFORNIA.
THEY'RE CALLED...
TAPPY CARDS.

385
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,337
THEY'RE CALLED...
TAPPY CARDS.
>> All: WHOA!

386
00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:07,639
TAPPY CARDS.
>> All: WHOA!
>> AND TO PLAY, YOU HAVE TO BUY

387
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:08,773
>> All: WHOA!
>> AND TO PLAY, YOU HAVE TO BUY
THEM ALL!

388
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,508
>> AND TO PLAY, YOU HAVE TO BUY
THEM ALL!
>> [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]

389
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:11,610
THEM ALL!
>> [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

390
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:12,611
>> [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WITH REAL MONEY.

391
00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:17,282
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WITH REAL MONEY.
[ ALL CHEERING ]

392
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,950
WITH REAL MONEY.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ WIND HOWLING ]

393
00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:27,826
>> Jeff: HOW YOU FEELIN', BIG
GUY?
>> Clarence: IT'S LIKE I HAD THE

394
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,562
GUY?
>> Clarence: IT'S LIKE I HAD THE
WHOLE WORLD ON A LEASH.

395
00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:32,464
>> Clarence: IT'S LIKE I HAD THE
WHOLE WORLD ON A LEASH.
BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE ONE

396
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,999
WHOLE WORLD ON A LEASH.
BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE ONE
OF THOSE STUPID INVISIBLE DOG

397
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:34,833
BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE ONE
OF THOSE STUPID INVISIBLE DOG
LEASHES.

398
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,368
OF THOSE STUPID INVISIBLE DOG
LEASHES.
THERE'S NOT EVEN A REAL DOG

399
00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:37,335
LEASHES.
THERE'S NOT EVEN A REAL DOG
THERE.

400
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,304
THERE'S NOT EVEN A REAL DOG
THERE.
>> Jeff: RIGHT.

401
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,472
THERE.
>> Jeff: RIGHT.
>> Clarence: WELL, IT WAS A NICE

402
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:40,972
>> Jeff: RIGHT.
>> Clarence: WELL, IT WAS A NICE
DREAM.

403
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,474
>> Clarence: WELL, IT WAS A NICE
DREAM.
I GUESS IT TAKES MORE TO CHANGE

404
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:43,642
DREAM.
I GUESS IT TAKES MORE TO CHANGE
THE WORLD THAN JUST PRINTER

405
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,709
I GUESS IT TAKES MORE TO CHANGE
THE WORLD THAN JUST PRINTER
PAPER WITH MY FACE ON IT.

406
00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:45,677
THE WORLD THAN JUST PRINTER
PAPER WITH MY FACE ON IT.
>> [ PANTING ]

407
00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:46,711
PAPER WITH MY FACE ON IT.
>> [ PANTING ]
I FINALLY GOT IT.

408
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,680
>> [ PANTING ]
I FINALLY GOT IT.
BELSON BUCKS.

409
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:49,814
I FINALLY GOT IT.
BELSON BUCKS.
>> Clarence: SORRY, BELSON.

410
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,316
BELSON BUCKS.
>> Clarence: SORRY, BELSON.
EVERYONE'S INTO TAPPY CARDS NOW.

411
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:56,488
>> Clarence: SORRY, BELSON.
EVERYONE'S INTO TAPPY CARDS NOW.
"GOTTA BUY 'EM ALL."

412
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:57,889
EVERYONE'S INTO TAPPY CARDS NOW.
"GOTTA BUY 'EM ALL."
WHAT'S UP, COOL GUY?

413
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,057
"GOTTA BUY 'EM ALL."
WHAT'S UP, COOL GUY?
>> Sumo: WANT A FREEZY POP?

414
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,325
WHAT'S UP, COOL GUY?
>> Sumo: WANT A FREEZY POP?
I TRADED IN ALL MY CLARENCE

415
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,493
>> Sumo: WANT A FREEZY POP?
I TRADED IN ALL MY CLARENCE
DOLLARS FOR 'EM RIGHT BEFORE THE

416
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,394
I TRADED IN ALL MY CLARENCE
DOLLARS FOR 'EM RIGHT BEFORE THE
CRASH.

417
00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:03,528
DOLLARS FOR 'EM RIGHT BEFORE THE
CRASH.
THEY'RE KIND OF MELTY.

418
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,063
CRASH.
THEY'RE KIND OF MELTY.
>> Jeff: WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD

419
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,532
THEY'RE KIND OF MELTY.
>> Jeff: WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD
WANT THAT MANY CLARENCE DOLLARS?

420
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:11,603
>> Jeff: WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD
WANT THAT MANY CLARENCE DOLLARS?
>> [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]

421
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:21,212
>> ¶ EARLY TO BED ¶
¶ EARLY TO RISE ¶

422
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,915
¶ EARLY TO RISE ¶
¶ PICKING MY NOSE ¶

423
00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:37,362
>> Clarence: HM, HM, HM.
HOLD ON TIGHT.
DON'T FORGET YOUR HELMET!

424
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,231
HOLD ON TIGHT.
DON'T FORGET YOUR HELMET!
VROOM! VROOM! VROOOOOOM!

425
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,300
DON'T FORGET YOUR HELMET!
VROOM! VROOM! VROOOOOOM!
RRRR!

426
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,601
VROOM! VROOM! VROOOOOOM!
RRRR!
HELLO!

427
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:44,903
RRRR!
HELLO!
REEERRRRRRR!

428
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:45,737
HELLO!
REEERRRRRRR!
PBHT!

429
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:46,938
REEERRRRRRR!
PBHT!
AAH!

430
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,239
PBHT!
AAH!
PCCK!

431
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,875
AAH!
PCCK!
VROOOM!

432
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:51,876
PCCK!
VROOOM!
RRK!

433
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:52,744
VROOOM!
RRK!
EXCUSE ME, ASHLEY.

434
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:53,812
RRK!
EXCUSE ME, ASHLEY.
CAN I DO A BACKFLIP OVER YOUR

435
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:54,479
EXCUSE ME, ASHLEY.
CAN I DO A BACKFLIP OVER YOUR
BINDER?

436
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,214
CAN I DO A BACKFLIP OVER YOUR
BINDER?
>> UM, SURE.

437
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,550
BINDER?
>> UM, SURE.
>> Clarence: VROOOM!

438
00:11:58,552 --> 00:11:59,784
>> UM, SURE.
>> Clarence: VROOOM!
RRRRR!

439
00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:00,952
>> Clarence: VROOOM!
RRRRR!
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!

440
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,420
RRRRR!
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
WAAAH!

441
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,422
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
WAAAH!
VROOOM!

442
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,423
WAAAH!
VROOOM!
"THAT WAS REALLY GREAT."

443
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,458
VROOOM!
"THAT WAS REALLY GREAT."
"YEAH, I KNOW. THANK YOU."

444
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,560
"THAT WAS REALLY GREAT."
"YEAH, I KNOW. THANK YOU."
VROOOM. VROOOM!

445
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,961
"YEAH, I KNOW. THANK YOU."
VROOOM. VROOOM!
[ CRASHING ]

446
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,564
VROOOM. VROOOM!
[ CRASHING ]
>> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

447
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:13,765
[ CRASHING ]
>> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
>> SO...

448
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:14,899
>> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
>> SO...
YOU TWO ARE GETTING PRETTY

449
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:15,633
>> SO...
YOU TWO ARE GETTING PRETTY
CLOSE.

450
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:16,401
YOU TWO ARE GETTING PRETTY
CLOSE.
>> WE ARE?

451
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,569
CLOSE.
>> WE ARE?
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

452
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:18,803
>> WE ARE?
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
IT'S SO OBVIOUS.

453
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,772
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
CLARENCE TOTALLY LIKES YOU.

454
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:21,673
IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
CLARENCE TOTALLY LIKES YOU.
>> YOU THINK SO?

455
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:23,241
CLARENCE TOTALLY LIKES YOU.
>> YOU THINK SO?
>> YOU HAVE TO MAKE HIM YOUR

456
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:23,775
>> YOU THINK SO?
>> YOU HAVE TO MAKE HIM YOUR
BOYFRIEND.

457
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,343
>> YOU HAVE TO MAKE HIM YOUR
BOYFRIEND.
YOU GUYS WOULD MAKE THE CUTEST

458
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,277
BOYFRIEND.
YOU GUYS WOULD MAKE THE CUTEST
COUPLE.

459
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,278
YOU GUYS WOULD MAKE THE CUTEST
COUPLE.
>> YEAH.

460
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,580
COUPLE.
>> YEAH.
>> I DON'T KNOW.

461
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:29,647
>> YEAH.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT

462
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,482
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT
IT.

463
00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,517
I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT
IT.
I MEAN, I GUESS I COULD.

464
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:35,920
IT.
I MEAN, I GUESS I COULD.
SHOULD I WAIT FOR HIM TO ASK ME?

465
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,690
I MEAN, I GUESS I COULD.
SHOULD I WAIT FOR HIM TO ASK ME?
>> Clarence: OOH.

466
00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,658
SHOULD I WAIT FOR HIM TO ASK ME?
>> Clarence: OOH.
>> YOU BETTER MAKE THE FIRST

467
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,960
>> Clarence: OOH.
>> YOU BETTER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE.

468
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:45,296
>> YOU BETTER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE.
>> Clarence: VREOOOW!

469
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:45,764
MOVE.
>> Clarence: VREOOOW!
PCCK!

470
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:46,931
>> Clarence: VREOOOW!
PCCK!
NOW IT'S A FIGHTER JET!

471
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,000
PCCK!
NOW IT'S A FIGHTER JET!
PKK! PKK! YOW!

472
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:49,701
NOW IT'S A FIGHTER JET!
PKK! PKK! YOW!
>> HEY, CLARENCE.

473
00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:50,702
PKK! PKK! YOW!
>> HEY, CLARENCE.
>> Clarence: WHAT?

474
00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:51,703
>> HEY, CLARENCE.
>> Clarence: WHAT?
>> DO YOU WANT TO BE MY

475
00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:52,303
>> Clarence: WHAT?
>> DO YOU WANT TO BE MY
BOYFRIEND?

476
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,338
>> DO YOU WANT TO BE MY
BOYFRIEND?
>> Clarence: WHAT?

477
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,472
BOYFRIEND?
>> Clarence: WHAT?
>> I SAID, DO YOU WANT TO BE MY

478
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,273
>> Clarence: WHAT?
>> I SAID, DO YOU WANT TO BE MY
BOYFRIEND?

479
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,341
>> I SAID, DO YOU WANT TO BE MY
BOYFRIEND?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO IF YOU DON'T

480
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:56,941
BOYFRIEND?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO IF YOU DON'T
WANT TO.

481
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,476
YOU DON'T HAVE TO IF YOU DON'T
WANT TO.
>> Clarence: DOES THAT MEAN THAT

482
00:12:58,478 --> 00:12:59,644
WANT TO.
>> Clarence: DOES THAT MEAN THAT
YOU WOULD BE MY GIRLFRIEND?

483
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,513
>> Clarence: DOES THAT MEAN THAT
YOU WOULD BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
>> YEAH, I GUESS IT DOES.

484
00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:02,714
YOU WOULD BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
>> YEAH, I GUESS IT DOES.
>> Clarence: OH. WELL, UH, OKAY,

485
00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:03,314
>> YEAH, I GUESS IT DOES.
>> Clarence: OH. WELL, UH, OKAY,
THEN.

486
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:06,618
>> Clarence: OH. WELL, UH, OKAY,
THEN.
>> OKAY.

487
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,819
THEN.
>> OKAY.
SO, I GUESS WERE SUPPOSED TO GO

488
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:08,520
>> OKAY.
SO, I GUESS WERE SUPPOSED TO GO
ON A DATE NOW?

489
00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:09,687
SO, I GUESS WERE SUPPOSED TO GO
ON A DATE NOW?
>> Clarence: A DATE?! RIGHT.

490
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:10,822
ON A DATE NOW?
>> Clarence: A DATE?! RIGHT.
UM, WHEN DO WE DO THAT?

491
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,023
>> Clarence: A DATE?! RIGHT.
UM, WHEN DO WE DO THAT?
>> WE COULD GO TONIGHT, IF

492
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,291
UM, WHEN DO WE DO THAT?
>> WE COULD GO TONIGHT, IF
THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.

493
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:13,825
>> WE COULD GO TONIGHT, IF
THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.
>> Clarence: WHAT?

494
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:14,826
THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.
>> Clarence: WHAT?
>> MAYBE, LIKE, PIZZA SHACK?

495
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:15,894
>> Clarence: WHAT?
>> MAYBE, LIKE, PIZZA SHACK?
>> Clarence: YEAH, THEY GOT GOOD

496
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:16,561
>> MAYBE, LIKE, PIZZA SHACK?
>> Clarence: YEAH, THEY GOT GOOD
PIZZA.

497
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:17,529
>> Clarence: YEAH, THEY GOT GOOD
PIZZA.
>> I'VE NEVER EATEN THERE.

498
00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:18,563
PIZZA.
>> I'VE NEVER EATEN THERE.
>> Clarence: YEAH, ME, EITHER.

499
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:19,664
>> I'VE NEVER EATEN THERE.
>> Clarence: YEAH, ME, EITHER.
>> OKAY. YOU WANT TO MEET THERE

500
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:20,298
>> Clarence: YEAH, ME, EITHER.
>> OKAY. YOU WANT TO MEET THERE
AT LIKE 5:00?

501
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,366
>> OKAY. YOU WANT TO MEET THERE
AT LIKE 5:00?
>> Clarence: YEP. SEE YOU THERE.

502
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,867
AT LIKE 5:00?
>> Clarence: YEP. SEE YOU THERE.
>> OKAY, BYE.

503
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:25,670
>> Clarence: YEP. SEE YOU THERE.
>> OKAY, BYE.
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]

504
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,743
>> Clarence: [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
SO, I GUESS I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
NOW.

505
00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:32,744
SO, I GUESS I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
NOW.
>> Jeff: [ SPITS ] WHAT?!

506
00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:34,345
NOW.
>> Jeff: [ SPITS ] WHAT?!
>> Sumo: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY!

507
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,346
>> Jeff: [ SPITS ] WHAT?!
>> Sumo: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY!
YOU SNAGGED ONE!

508
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,882
>> Sumo: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY!
YOU SNAGGED ONE!
>> Jeff: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

509
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,684
YOU SNAGGED ONE!
>> Jeff: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST

510
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,052
>> Jeff: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST
ONE IN THE GROUP TO GET A

511
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:41,719
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST
ONE IN THE GROUP TO GET A
GIRLFRIEND.

512
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:42,987
ONE IN THE GROUP TO GET A
GIRLFRIEND.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE NICE GUY OF

513
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:43,721
GIRLFRIEND.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE NICE GUY OF
THE GROUP.

514
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,056
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE NICE GUY OF
THE GROUP.
>> HOLD THE DOOR, PLEASE!

515
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,324
THE GROUP.
>> HOLD THE DOOR, PLEASE!
OOF!

516
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,358
>> HOLD THE DOOR, PLEASE!
OOF!
>> Jeff: I GUESS NICE GUYS<i> DO</i>

517
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,394
OOF!
>> Jeff: I GUESS NICE GUYS<i> DO</i>
FINISH LAST.

518
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,595
>> Jeff: I GUESS NICE GUYS<i> DO</i>
FINISH LAST.
>> Sumo: OH, YEAH, HAVIN' A

519
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,563
FINISH LAST.
>> Sumo: OH, YEAH, HAVIN' A
GIRLFRIEND'S GREAT.

520
00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:52,697
>> Sumo: OH, YEAH, HAVIN' A
GIRLFRIEND'S GREAT.
MY BROTHER'S GOT LIKE THREE

521
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:53,364
GIRLFRIEND'S GREAT.
MY BROTHER'S GOT LIKE THREE
OF 'EM.

522
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:53,898
MY BROTHER'S GOT LIKE THREE
OF 'EM.
>> Clarence: WOW.

523
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,033
OF 'EM.
>> Clarence: WOW.
>> Sumo: IT'S A LOT OF WORK,

524
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:55,700
>> Clarence: WOW.
>> Sumo: IT'S A LOT OF WORK,
THOUGH.

525
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:56,835
>> Sumo: IT'S A LOT OF WORK,
THOUGH.
YOU GOT TO BUY 'EM STUFF, TALK

526
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:57,902
THOUGH.
YOU GOT TO BUY 'EM STUFF, TALK
TO 'EM.

527
00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:58,937
YOU GOT TO BUY 'EM STUFF, TALK
TO 'EM.
>> Clarence: SUMO, I GOT A

528
00:13:58,939 --> 00:13:59,938
TO 'EM.
>> Clarence: SUMO, I GOT A
CONFESSION TO MAKE.

529
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,573
>> Clarence: SUMO, I GOT A
CONFESSION TO MAKE.
I KNOW I MAY SEEM LIKE A LADY

530
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:02,907
CONFESSION TO MAKE.
I KNOW I MAY SEEM LIKE A LADY
KILLER, BUT I'VE NEVER HAD A

531
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,075
I KNOW I MAY SEEM LIKE A LADY
KILLER, BUT I'VE NEVER HAD A
GIRLFRIEND BEFORE.

532
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,543
KILLER, BUT I'VE NEVER HAD A
GIRLFRIEND BEFORE.
WILL YOU TEACH ME HOW TO A BE A

533
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,377
GIRLFRIEND BEFORE.
WILL YOU TEACH ME HOW TO A BE A
MAN?

534
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,079
WILL YOU TEACH ME HOW TO A BE A
MAN?
>> Sumo: HMM. IT WON'T BE EASY,

535
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,380
MAN?
>> Sumo: HMM. IT WON'T BE EASY,
BUT I'LL DO IT.

536
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,715
>> Sumo: HMM. IT WON'T BE EASY,
BUT I'LL DO IT.
NOW, THE FIRST THING WE GOT TO

537
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,584
BUT I'LL DO IT.
NOW, THE FIRST THING WE GOT TO
DO IS CHANGE UP YOUR WARDROBE.

538
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:13,718
NOW, THE FIRST THING WE GOT TO
DO IS CHANGE UP YOUR WARDROBE.
>> Clarence: MY WHO?

539
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,587
DO IS CHANGE UP YOUR WARDROBE.
>> Clarence: MY WHO?
>> Sumo: MAKE YOU LOOK SHARP.

540
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:24,062
>> Sumo: HERE IT IS.
IT'S CALLED A THRIFT STORE.
PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING IN OUR

541
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,063
IT'S CALLED A THRIFT STORE.
PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING IN OUR
HOUSE CAME FROM HERE.

542
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:25,930
PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING IN OUR
HOUSE CAME FROM HERE.
>> Clarence: WOW.

543
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,932
HOUSE CAME FROM HERE.
>> Clarence: WOW.
>> Sumo: SHALL WE?

544
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:28,800
>> Clarence: WOW.
>> Sumo: SHALL WE?
[ BELL DINGS ]

545
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:30,368
>> Sumo: SHALL WE?
[ BELL DINGS ]
>> Clarence: WHOA! LOOKIT THAT!

546
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:30,869
[ BELL DINGS ]
>> Clarence: WHOA! LOOKIT THAT!
DANG!

547
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,937
>> Clarence: WHOA! LOOKIT THAT!
DANG!
THIS PLACE IS AWESOME.

548
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,706
DANG!
THIS PLACE IS AWESOME.
>> Sumo: OH! TRY THIS ONE ON!

549
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,040
THIS PLACE IS AWESOME.
>> Sumo: OH! TRY THIS ONE ON!
IT'S CLASSY.

550
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,575
>> Sumo: OH! TRY THIS ONE ON!
IT'S CLASSY.
CLARENCE, NO!

551
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,545
IT'S CLASSY.
CLARENCE, NO!
>> OH, MY.

552
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,046
CLARENCE, NO!
>> OH, MY.
>> Sumo: EH, NO.

553
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,915
>> OH, MY.
>> Sumo: EH, NO.
EH, NO.

554
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:53,925
>> Clarence: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Sumo: HEADS UP!
>> Clarence: YES!

555
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,426
>> Sumo: HEADS UP!
>> Clarence: YES!
HEY, SUMO, CHECK OUT MY --

556
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:56,728
>> Clarence: YES!
HEY, SUMO, CHECK OUT MY --
OOF!

557
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,130
HEY, SUMO, CHECK OUT MY --
OOF!
[ GIGGLING ]

558
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,732
OOF!
[ GIGGLING ]
>> Sumo: [ GIGGLING ]

559
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,966
[ GIGGLING ]
>> Sumo: [ GIGGLING ]
>> Clarence: HUP-HO!

560
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,101
>> Sumo: [ GIGGLING ]
>> Clarence: HUP-HO!
>> Sumo: GAH!

561
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,136
>> Clarence: HUP-HO!
>> Sumo: GAH!
>> Clarence: [ HUMMING ]

562
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,137
>> Sumo: GAH!
>> Clarence: [ HUMMING ]
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

563
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:09,574
>> Clarence: [ HUMMING ]
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
CANNONBALL!

564
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,577
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
CANNONBALL!
>> Sumo: TA-DA!

565
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,811
CANNONBALL!
>> Sumo: TA-DA!
>> Clarence: THIS TOWN'S NOT

566
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,446
>> Sumo: TA-DA!
>> Clarence: THIS TOWN'S NOT
VERY BIG, SO WE'LL BOTH HAVE TO

567
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,080
>> Clarence: THIS TOWN'S NOT
VERY BIG, SO WE'LL BOTH HAVE TO
SHARE IT.

568
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,815
VERY BIG, SO WE'LL BOTH HAVE TO
SHARE IT.
>> Sumo: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME.

569
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:18,816
SHARE IT.
>> Sumo: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME.
>> Clarence: GET ALONG,

570
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,819
>> Sumo: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME.
>> Clarence: GET ALONG,
LITTLE DOGIE!

571
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,588
>> Clarence: GET ALONG,
LITTLE DOGIE!
OKAY, I THINK I'M READY.

572
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,956
LITTLE DOGIE!
OKAY, I THINK I'M READY.
>> Sumo: COME ON OUT!

573
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:25,990
OKAY, I THINK I'M READY.
>> Sumo: COME ON OUT!
COME ON OUT!

574
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,025
>> Sumo: COME ON OUT!
COME ON OUT!
COME ON OUT!

575
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,794
COME ON OUT!
COME ON OUT!
CO--

576
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,796
COME ON OUT!
CO--
>> Jeff: MAN, HE LOOKS GOOD!

577
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:32,697
CO--
>> Jeff: MAN, HE LOOKS GOOD!
>> Sumo: EH.

578
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:33,998
>> Jeff: MAN, HE LOOKS GOOD!
>> Sumo: EH.
>> Clarence: YOU DON'T LIKE IT,

579
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,166
>> Sumo: EH.
>> Clarence: YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
DO YOU?

580
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,167
>> Clarence: YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
DO YOU?
>> Sumo: [ GASPS ]

581
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:40,872
DO YOU?
>> Sumo: [ GASPS ]
HERE. THIS ONE'S AWESOME!

582
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:43,775
>> Sumo: [ GASPS ]
HERE. THIS ONE'S AWESOME!
>> Clarence: [ GASPS ]

583
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,009
HERE. THIS ONE'S AWESOME!
>> Clarence: [ GASPS ]
>> Sumo: AW, YOU LOOK GREAT!

584
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,511
>> Clarence: [ GASPS ]
>> Sumo: AW, YOU LOOK GREAT!
SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT!

585
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:47,946
>> Sumo: AW, YOU LOOK GREAT!
SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT!
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]

586
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,013
SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT!
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
>> Clarence: ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S

587
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:49,714
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
>> Clarence: ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S
NEXT?

588
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:50,982
>> Clarence: ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S
NEXT?
>> Sumo: ASHLEY'S A NICE GIRL.

589
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,517
NEXT?
>> Sumo: ASHLEY'S A NICE GIRL.
SHE'S GONNA WANT A GENTLEMAN.

590
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,618
>> Sumo: ASHLEY'S A NICE GIRL.
SHE'S GONNA WANT A GENTLEMAN.
>> Clarence: ALL RIGHT, WHERE DO

591
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,052
SHE'S GONNA WANT A GENTLEMAN.
>> Clarence: ALL RIGHT, WHERE DO
WE CATCH ONE?

592
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,053
>> Clarence: ALL RIGHT, WHERE DO
WE CATCH ONE?
>> Sumo: GENTLEMEN AREN'T

593
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:55,853
WE CATCH ONE?
>> Sumo: GENTLEMEN AREN'T
CAUGHT, CLARENCE.

594
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,689
>> Sumo: GENTLEMEN AREN'T
CAUGHT, CLARENCE.
THEY'RE MADE -- LIKE BABIES.

595
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:03,828
OKAY, LET'S PRETEND I'M A FANCY
LADY AND YOU'RE MY GENTLEMAN
ESCORT.

596
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:04,696
LADY AND YOU'RE MY GENTLEMAN
ESCORT.
"OH, MY!

597
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:05,997
ESCORT.
"OH, MY!
I WANT TO WALK ACROSS THE

598
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,498
"OH, MY!
I WANT TO WALK ACROSS THE
STREET, BUT THERE'S THIS

599
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,033
I WANT TO WALK ACROSS THE
STREET, BUT THERE'S THIS
DREADFUL PUDDLE IN THE WAY.

600
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,168
STREET, BUT THERE'S THIS
DREADFUL PUDDLE IN THE WAY.
WHATEVER SHALL I DO?"

601
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,636
DREADFUL PUDDLE IN THE WAY.
WHATEVER SHALL I DO?"
>> Clarence: JUST JUMP RIGHT

602
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,136
WHATEVER SHALL I DO?"
>> Clarence: JUST JUMP RIGHT
OVER IT.

603
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,037
>> Clarence: JUST JUMP RIGHT
OVER IT.
>> Sumo: NO.

604
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,539
OVER IT.
>> Sumo: NO.
>> Clarence: I COULD THROW YOU

605
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:14,973
>> Sumo: NO.
>> Clarence: I COULD THROW YOU
OVER IT.

606
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,574
>> Clarence: I COULD THROW YOU
OVER IT.
>> Sumo: NO, CLARENCE, YOU HAVE

607
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,542
OVER IT.
>> Sumo: NO, CLARENCE, YOU HAVE
TO BE A GENTLEMAN.

608
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:18,977
>> Sumo: NO, CLARENCE, YOU HAVE
TO BE A GENTLEMAN.
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.

609
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,712
TO BE A GENTLEMAN.
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
"OH, THIS NASTY PUDDLE!

610
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:23,181
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
"OH, THIS NASTY PUDDLE!
WHATEVER SHALL I DO?"

611
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,482
"OH, THIS NASTY PUDDLE!
WHATEVER SHALL I DO?"
>> Clarence: WELL, MY DEAR

612
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,151
WHATEVER SHALL I DO?"
>> Clarence: WELL, MY DEAR
LADY, JUST WALK AROUND IT.

613
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,519
>> Clarence: WELL, MY DEAR
LADY, JUST WALK AROUND IT.
>> Sumo: CLARENCE, NO!

614
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,988
LADY, JUST WALK AROUND IT.
>> Sumo: CLARENCE, NO!
OKAY.

615
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,156
>> Sumo: CLARENCE, NO!
OKAY.
WHAT'S MAYBE SOMETHING YOU COULD

616
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,892
OKAY.
WHAT'S MAYBE SOMETHING YOU COULD
DO THAT'S GENTLEMANLY?

617
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,561
WHAT'S MAYBE SOMETHING YOU COULD
DO THAT'S GENTLEMANLY?
MAYBE SOMETHING YOU'VE SEEN

618
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,229
DO THAT'S GENTLEMANLY?
MAYBE SOMETHING YOU'VE SEEN
ON TV.

619
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,497
MAYBE SOMETHING YOU'VE SEEN
ON TV.
>> Clarence: SPRAY-ON HAIR?

620
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,164
ON TV.
>> Clarence: SPRAY-ON HAIR?
A CHI-- A CHIA PET?

621
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,499
>> Clarence: SPRAY-ON HAIR?
A CHI-- A CHIA PET?
>> Sumo: THROW YOUR COAT DOWN

622
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,233
A CHI-- A CHIA PET?
>> Sumo: THROW YOUR COAT DOWN
AND LET ME WALK ON IT!

623
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,068
>> Sumo: THROW YOUR COAT DOWN
AND LET ME WALK ON IT!
>> Clarence: OH, YEAH!

624
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:55,713
[ DING! ]
[ GIGGLING ]
>> Sumo: NOW THAT YOU'RE A

625
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:56,914
[ GIGGLING ]
>> Sumo: NOW THAT YOU'RE A
GENTLEMAN, ALL WE GOT TO DO IS

626
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,916
>> Sumo: NOW THAT YOU'RE A
GENTLEMAN, ALL WE GOT TO DO IS
MAKE YOU INTERESTING.

627
00:16:58,918 --> 00:16:59,684
GENTLEMAN, ALL WE GOT TO DO IS
MAKE YOU INTERESTING.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

628
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,618
MAKE YOU INTERESTING.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> Jeff: DID YOUR DATE GET

629
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,019
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> Jeff: DID YOUR DATE GET
CANCELED?

630
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,086
>> Jeff: DID YOUR DATE GET
CANCELED?
>> Clarence: OKAY, JEFF, YOU GOT

631
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:03,021
CANCELED?
>> Clarence: OKAY, JEFF, YOU GOT
FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE ME

632
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,022
>> Clarence: OKAY, JEFF, YOU GOT
FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE ME
INTERESTING BEFORE MY DATE.

633
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:04,889
FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE ME
INTERESTING BEFORE MY DATE.
>> Jeff: FIVE MINUTES?

634
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:05,623
INTERESTING BEFORE MY DATE.
>> Jeff: FIVE MINUTES?
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

635
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,557
>> Jeff: FIVE MINUTES?
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
>> Clarence: GREAT, THANKS.

636
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,558
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
>> Clarence: GREAT, THANKS.
>> Sumo: YOU'RE A REAL PEACH,

637
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,926
>> Clarence: GREAT, THANKS.
>> Sumo: YOU'RE A REAL PEACH,
JEFF.

638
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,028
>> Sumo: YOU'RE A REAL PEACH,
JEFF.
>> Jeff: YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T

639
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,195
JEFF.
>> Jeff: YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T
JUST MAKE YOURSELF INTERESTING.

640
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,030
>> Jeff: YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T
JUST MAKE YOURSELF INTERESTING.
>> Clarence: RIGHT.

641
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,097
JUST MAKE YOURSELF INTERESTING.
>> Clarence: RIGHT.
THAT'S WHY<i> YOU'RE</i> DOING IT.

642
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,198
>> Clarence: RIGHT.
THAT'S WHY<i> YOU'RE</i> DOING IT.
>> Jeff: HMM, NOTHING'S COMING

643
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:14,966
THAT'S WHY<i> YOU'RE</i> DOING IT.
>> Jeff: HMM, NOTHING'S COMING
UP.

644
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:16,634
>> Jeff: HMM, NOTHING'S COMING
UP.
INTERESTING CELEBRITY BLOOPERS,

645
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,102
UP.
INTERESTING CELEBRITY BLOOPERS,
INTERESTING LIGHT FIXTURES, TOP

646
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:19,270
INTERESTING CELEBRITY BLOOPERS,
INTERESTING LIGHT FIXTURES, TOP
10 INTERESTING VACATION SPOTS...

647
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,538
INTERESTING LIGHT FIXTURES, TOP
10 INTERESTING VACATION SPOTS...
>> Clarence: AW, COOL!

648
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,239
10 INTERESTING VACATION SPOTS...
>> Clarence: AW, COOL!
>> Jeff: TOUCHING!

649
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,106
>> Clarence: AW, COOL!
>> Jeff: TOUCHING!
>> Clarence: SORRY.

650
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,107
>> Jeff: TOUCHING!
>> Clarence: SORRY.
>> Jeff: IT SAYS I NEED TO

651
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:23,941
>> Clarence: SORRY.
>> Jeff: IT SAYS I NEED TO
DOWNLOAD A PLUGIN.

652
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,143
>> Jeff: IT SAYS I NEED TO
DOWNLOAD A PLUGIN.
>> Sumo: NO! NO! CLICK NO!

653
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,277
DOWNLOAD A PLUGIN.
>> Sumo: NO! NO! CLICK NO!
>> Jeff: YES.

654
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,945
>> Sumo: NO! NO! CLICK NO!
>> Jeff: YES.
JUST NEED TO DO A QUICK REBOOT

655
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:28,946
>> Jeff: YES.
JUST NEED TO DO A QUICK REBOOT
AFTER IT DOWNLOADS.

656
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,048
JUST NEED TO DO A QUICK REBOOT
AFTER IT DOWNLOADS.
>> Clarence: DID IT WORK?

657
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,049
AFTER IT DOWNLOADS.
>> Clarence: DID IT WORK?
I DON'T FEEL ANY DIFFERENT.

658
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,083
>> Clarence: DID IT WORK?
I DON'T FEEL ANY DIFFERENT.
>> Sumo: JEFF, WHAT'S WRONG WITH

659
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:32,750
I DON'T FEEL ANY DIFFERENT.
>> Sumo: JEFF, WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THIS COMPUTER?!

660
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:33,551
>> Sumo: JEFF, WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THIS COMPUTER?!
>> Jeff: IT'S FINE.

661
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,552
THIS COMPUTER?!
>> Jeff: IT'S FINE.
WE JUST NEED TO GIVE IT SOME

662
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:34,986
>> Jeff: IT'S FINE.
WE JUST NEED TO GIVE IT SOME
MORE TIME.

663
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:38,923
WE JUST NEED TO GIVE IT SOME
MORE TIME.
[ MIDI MUSIC PLAYS ]

664
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:39,991
MORE TIME.
[ MIDI MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Sumo: YOUR COMPUTER'S TOO

665
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:40,892
[ MIDI MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Sumo: YOUR COMPUTER'S TOO
SLOW, JEFF! COME ON!

666
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:41,893
>> Sumo: YOUR COMPUTER'S TOO
SLOW, JEFF! COME ON!
THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE!

667
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:42,994
SLOW, JEFF! COME ON!
THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE!
>> Jeff: OKAY, OKAY!

668
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,796
THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE!
>> Jeff: OKAY, OKAY!
JUST ASK HER THESE QUESTIONS AND

669
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:47,131
>> Jeff: OKAY, OKAY!
JUST ASK HER THESE QUESTIONS AND
YOU'LL BE FINE.

670
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,966
JUST ASK HER THESE QUESTIONS AND
YOU'LL BE FINE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

671
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,908
>> Sumo: YOU TOTALLY GOT THIS!
>> Clarence: THIS DATE'S GONNA
BE AWESOME!

672
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:57,942
>> Clarence: THIS DATE'S GONNA
BE AWESOME!
>> Sumo: YEAH, IT IS.

673
00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:58,943
BE AWESOME!
>> Sumo: YEAH, IT IS.
>> Clarence: AND YOU'RE GONNA BE

674
00:17:58,945 --> 00:17:59,977
>> Sumo: YEAH, IT IS.
>> Clarence: AND YOU'RE GONNA BE
RIGHT THERE BY MY SIDE THE WHOLE

675
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:00,812
>> Clarence: AND YOU'RE GONNA BE
RIGHT THERE BY MY SIDE THE WHOLE
TIME!

676
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,013
RIGHT THERE BY MY SIDE THE WHOLE
TIME!
>> Sumo: N-N-NO.

677
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:03,614
TIME!
>> Sumo: N-N-NO.
>> Clarence: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

678
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,782
>> Sumo: N-N-NO.
>> Clarence: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Sumo: UH, CLARENCE, I CAN'T

679
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:05,149
>> Clarence: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Sumo: UH, CLARENCE, I CAN'T
COME.

680
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:05,817
>> Sumo: UH, CLARENCE, I CAN'T
COME.
IT'S A DATE.

681
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:06,751
COME.
IT'S A DATE.
>> Clarence: [ GASPS ]

682
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:07,819
IT'S A DATE.
>> Clarence: [ GASPS ]
YOU MEAN IT'S JUST GONNA BE ME

683
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:08,820
>> Clarence: [ GASPS ]
YOU MEAN IT'S JUST GONNA BE ME
AND HER THE WHOLE TIME?!

684
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:09,287
YOU MEAN IT'S JUST GONNA BE ME
AND HER THE WHOLE TIME?!
>> Sumo: YEP.

685
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,621
AND HER THE WHOLE TIME?!
>> Sumo: YEP.
>> Clarence: HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

686
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,122
>> Sumo: YEP.
>> Clarence: HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
LET'S BACK UP.

687
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,156
>> Clarence: HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
LET'S BACK UP.
SO, YOU'RE SAYING IT'S JUST

688
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:15,193
LET'S BACK UP.
SO, YOU'RE SAYING IT'S JUST
GONNA BE ME AND A GIRL ALONE?

689
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:15,860
SO, YOU'RE SAYING IT'S JUST
GONNA BE ME AND A GIRL ALONE?
>> Sumo: YEP!

690
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:16,961
GONNA BE ME AND A GIRL ALONE?
>> Sumo: YEP!
>> Clarence: SUMO, I DON'T EVEN

691
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:17,662
>> Sumo: YEP!
>> Clarence: SUMO, I DON'T EVEN
KNOW HER!

692
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,497
>> Clarence: SUMO, I DON'T EVEN
KNOW HER!
>> Sumo: GOOD LUCK, BUDDY!

693
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:30,341
>> WELL, HELLO, THERE!
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, YOUNG
MAN?

694
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,676
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, YOUNG
MAN?
>> Clarence: UM, YEAH, IS

695
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,276
MAN?
>> Clarence: UM, YEAH, IS
ASHLEY HOME?

696
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,313
>> Clarence: UM, YEAH, IS
ASHLEY HOME?
I MEAN, I'M HERE TO SEE...GIRL.

697
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,881
ASHLEY HOME?
I MEAN, I'M HERE TO SEE...GIRL.
>> OH, I SEE.

698
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:40,051
I MEAN, I'M HERE TO SEE...GIRL.
>> OH, I SEE.
IS THAT HER OVER THERE?

699
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,185
>> OH, I SEE.
IS THAT HER OVER THERE?
>> Clarence: [ SQUEAKS ]

700
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:42,220
IS THAT HER OVER THERE?
>> Clarence: [ SQUEAKS ]
>> HEY, CLARENCE.

701
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:45,356
>> Clarence: [ SQUEAKS ]
>> HEY, CLARENCE.
[ COUGHING ]

702
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,624
>> HEY, CLARENCE.
[ COUGHING ]
>> Clarence: LET'S GO SIT OVER

703
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,960
[ COUGHING ]
>> Clarence: LET'S GO SIT OVER
HERE!

704
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:49,861
>> Clarence: LET'S GO SIT OVER
HERE!
SO...

705
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:50,962
HERE!
SO...
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

706
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,330
SO...
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
LET'S SEE WHAT THE CHEF'S

707
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,364
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
LET'S SEE WHAT THE CHEF'S
SPECIAL IS HERE.

708
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,732
LET'S SEE WHAT THE CHEF'S
SPECIAL IS HERE.
HMM.

709
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,334
SPECIAL IS HERE.
HMM.
OOH! I RECOMMEND THE DOUBLE

710
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,169
HMM.
OOH! I RECOMMEND THE DOUBLE
CRUST PIZZA, WITH CRUST BAKED

711
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,871
OOH! I RECOMMEND THE DOUBLE
CRUST PIZZA, WITH CRUST BAKED
RIGHT INSIDE OF THE CRUST.

712
00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,139
CRUST PIZZA, WITH CRUST BAKED
RIGHT INSIDE OF THE CRUST.
DOUBLE CRUST!

713
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,306
RIGHT INSIDE OF THE CRUST.
DOUBLE CRUST!
[ GIGGLES ]

714
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,374
DOUBLE CRUST!
[ GIGGLES ]
>> THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

715
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,876
[ GIGGLES ]
>> THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
AND I'LL GET GET A MILKSHAKE,

716
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:05,376
>> THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
AND I'LL GET GET A MILKSHAKE,
TOO.

717
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,677
AND I'LL GET GET A MILKSHAKE,
TOO.
>> Clarence: E-EXCELLENT

718
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:11,082
TOO.
>> Clarence: E-EXCELLENT
CHOICE...MY DARLING.

719
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,984
>> Clarence: E-EXCELLENT
CHOICE...MY DARLING.
I SAID, "MY DARLING."

720
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:19,891
>> HI, THERE!
WHAT WOULD YOU KIDS LIKE?
>> Clarence: YES. THANK YOU.

721
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,225
WHAT WOULD YOU KIDS LIKE?
>> Clarence: YES. THANK YOU.
WE'LL HAVE THE CHEESE-CRUST

722
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:22,860
>> Clarence: YES. THANK YOU.
WE'LL HAVE THE CHEESE-CRUST
PIZZA, AND FOR THE LADY, YOUR

723
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,195
WE'LL HAVE THE CHEESE-CRUST
PIZZA, AND FOR THE LADY, YOUR
FINEST MILKSHAKE.

724
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,029
PIZZA, AND FOR THE LADY, YOUR
FINEST MILKSHAKE.
>> CHOCOLATE.

725
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:25,696
FINEST MILKSHAKE.
>> CHOCOLATE.
>> OKAY!

726
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,666
>> CHOCOLATE.
>> OKAY!
COMIN' RIGHT UP.

727
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,400
>> OKAY!
COMIN' RIGHT UP.
>> Clarence: EXCUSE ME!

728
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,401
COMIN' RIGHT UP.
>> Clarence: EXCUSE ME!
COULD WE GET SOME CRAYONS FOR

729
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,369
>> Clarence: EXCUSE ME!
COULD WE GET SOME CRAYONS FOR
DRAWING, PLEASE?!

730
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,370
COULD WE GET SOME CRAYONS FOR
DRAWING, PLEASE?!
>> SURE, SWEETIE.

731
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,371
DRAWING, PLEASE?!
>> SURE, SWEETIE.
>> Clarence: THANK YOU.

732
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,239
>> SURE, SWEETIE.
>> Clarence: THANK YOU.
WHEW!

733
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:49,754
>> SO...H-HOW...ARE...
>> Clarence: OH! I KNOW!
IF YOU WERE STUCK ON A DESERT

734
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:50,922
>> Clarence: OH! I KNOW!
IF YOU WERE STUCK ON A DESERT
ISLAND, NAME THREE THINGS YOU

735
00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:51,389
IF YOU WERE STUCK ON A DESERT
ISLAND, NAME THREE THINGS YOU
WOULD BRING?

736
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,024
ISLAND, NAME THREE THINGS YOU
WOULD BRING?
>> UM, OKAY.

737
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:56,027
WOULD BRING?
>> UM, OKAY.
UH...I GUESS FOOD, UM, SOME

738
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,929
>> UM, OKAY.
UH...I GUESS FOOD, UM, SOME
SMOKE FLARES, UH...

739
00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:59,197
UH...I GUESS FOOD, UM, SOME
SMOKE FLARES, UH...
>> Clarence: GOOD CHOICES.

740
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,932
SMOKE FLARES, UH...
>> Clarence: GOOD CHOICES.
UM, SO, DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

741
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,867
>> Clarence: GOOD CHOICES.
UM, SO, DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
>> WELL, I DID -- MY HAMSTER,

742
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:03,901
UM, SO, DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
>> WELL, I DID -- MY HAMSTER,
MEATBALL...

743
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,737
>> WELL, I DID -- MY HAMSTER,
MEATBALL...
BUT HE DIED...

744
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,306
MEATBALL...
BUT HE DIED...
TODAY.

745
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,774
BUT HE DIED...
TODAY.
>> Clarence: I -- I'M SORRY FOR

746
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:12,443
TODAY.
>> Clarence: I -- I'M SORRY FOR
YOUR LOSS.

747
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,811
>> Clarence: I -- I'M SORRY FOR
YOUR LOSS.
>> Jeff: LOOK AT HIM, JUST

748
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:14,445
YOUR LOSS.
>> Jeff: LOOK AT HIM, JUST
CHARMIN' IT UP.

749
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,147
>> Jeff: LOOK AT HIM, JUST
CHARMIN' IT UP.
>> Sumo: OUR LITTLE BOY'S ALL

750
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:17,114
CHARMIN' IT UP.
>> Sumo: OUR LITTLE BOY'S ALL
GROWN UP.

751
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,416
>> Sumo: OUR LITTLE BOY'S ALL
GROWN UP.
>> Clarence: WORST, UH...

752
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,051
GROWN UP.
>> Clarence: WORST, UH...
WORST JOB YOU EVER HAD?

753
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,452
>> Clarence: WORST, UH...
WORST JOB YOU EVER HAD?
>> I'VE NEVER HAD A JOB.

754
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,453
WORST JOB YOU EVER HAD?
>> I'VE NEVER HAD A JOB.
>> Clarence: HA HA!

755
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,422
>> I'VE NEVER HAD A JOB.
>> Clarence: HA HA!
SOUNDS LIKE A REAL NIGHTMARE!

756
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,756
>> Clarence: HA HA!
SOUNDS LIKE A REAL NIGHTMARE!
>> ARE YOU READING FROM

757
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:26,290
SOUNDS LIKE A REAL NIGHTMARE!
>> ARE YOU READING FROM
SOMETHING?

758
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,059
>> ARE YOU READING FROM
SOMETHING?
>> Clarence: NO, UH, I DON'T

759
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:28,426
SOMETHING?
>> Clarence: NO, UH, I DON'T
READ!

760
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,427
>> Clarence: NO, UH, I DON'T
READ!
>> ONE CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE.

761
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,461
READ!
>> ONE CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE.
>> Clarence: UH, HERE'S YOUR

762
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,963
>> ONE CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE.
>> Clarence: UH, HERE'S YOUR
MILKSHAKE!

763
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:34,432
>> Clarence: UH, HERE'S YOUR
MILKSHAKE!
>> THANK YOU.

764
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,467
MILKSHAKE!
>> THANK YOU.
[ SLURPING ]

765
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,835
>> THANK YOU.
[ SLURPING ]
>> Clarence: UH...UH...

766
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:38,302
[ SLURPING ]
>> Clarence: UH...UH...
I GOT IT!

767
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:39,737
>> Clarence: UH...UH...
I GOT IT!
ASHLEY, LET'S SHARE THIS

768
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:40,271
I GOT IT!
ASHLEY, LET'S SHARE THIS
MILKSHAKE.

769
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:43,774
ASHLEY, LET'S SHARE THIS
MILKSHAKE.
IT'LL BE ROMANTIC!

770
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:44,141
MILKSHAKE.
IT'LL BE ROMANTIC!
>> AAH!

771
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,142
IT'LL BE ROMANTIC!
>> AAH!
>> Clarence: OH, NO.

772
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,011
>> AAH!
>> Clarence: OH, NO.
UH, I KNOW WHAT TO DO!

773
00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:54,785
>> Sumo: GOOD FORM!
I TAUGHT HIM THAT.
>> WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

774
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,354
I TAUGHT HIM THAT.
>> WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
>> Clarence: UH, SO YOU COULD...

775
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,154
>> WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
>> Clarence: UH, SO YOU COULD...
WALK ON IT?

776
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:57,989
>> Clarence: UH, SO YOU COULD...
WALK ON IT?
>> CLARENCE...

777
00:20:57,991 --> 00:20:59,156
WALK ON IT?
>> CLARENCE...
>> Clarence: I'M SORRY.

778
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,157
>> CLARENCE...
>> Clarence: I'M SORRY.
I RUINED OUR DATE.

779
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,826
>> Clarence: I'M SORRY.
I RUINED OUR DATE.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS STUFF.

780
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:02,827
I RUINED OUR DATE.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS STUFF.
>> ME NEITHER!

781
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,362
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS STUFF.
>> ME NEITHER!
THIS GIRLFRIEND THING IS WEIRD.

782
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,097
>> ME NEITHER!
THIS GIRLFRIEND THING IS WEIRD.
I MEAN, IS IT WEIRD FOR YOU,

783
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:06,497
THIS GIRLFRIEND THING IS WEIRD.
I MEAN, IS IT WEIRD FOR YOU,
TOO?

784
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,832
I MEAN, IS IT WEIRD FOR YOU,
TOO?
>> Clarence: YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE

785
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:08,266
TOO?
>> Clarence: YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE
WEIRD.

786
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,367
>> Clarence: YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE
WEIRD.
AND I'M STILL WET FROM THAT

787
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,001
WEIRD.
AND I'M STILL WET FROM THAT
PUDDLE.

788
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,435
AND I'M STILL WET FROM THAT
PUDDLE.
>> DO YOU WANT TO JUST BREAK UP

789
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,503
PUDDLE.
>> DO YOU WANT TO JUST BREAK UP
AND BE FRIENDS AGAIN?

790
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,138
>> DO YOU WANT TO JUST BREAK UP
AND BE FRIENDS AGAIN?
>> Clarence: YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT

791
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:14,939
AND BE FRIENDS AGAIN?
>> Clarence: YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT
BETTER.

792
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,274
>> Clarence: YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT
BETTER.
DO YOU WANT TO JUST GO CATCH

793
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,375
BETTER.
DO YOU WANT TO JUST GO CATCH
FROGS BEHIND THE SCHOOL?

794
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,442
DO YOU WANT TO JUST GO CATCH
FROGS BEHIND THE SCHOOL?
>> THERE ARE FROGS THERE?

795
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,510
FROGS BEHIND THE SCHOOL?
>> THERE ARE FROGS THERE?
>> Clarence: YEAH! YOU DIDN'T

796
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:20,177
>> THERE ARE FROGS THERE?
>> Clarence: YEAH! YOU DIDN'T
KNOW THAT?

797
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,212
>> Clarence: YEAH! YOU DIDN'T
KNOW THAT?
THERE'S -- THERE'S A LOT OF

798
00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:22,813
KNOW THAT?
THERE'S -- THERE'S A LOT OF
FROGS.

799
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:26,484
THERE'S -- THERE'S A LOT OF
FROGS.
[ FROGS CROAKING ]

800
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,885
FROGS.
[ FROGS CROAKING ]
>> I GOT A TADPOLE!

801
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,954
[ FROGS CROAKING ]
>> I GOT A TADPOLE!
>> Clarence: WHOA!

802
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,822
>> I GOT A TADPOLE!
>> Clarence: WHOA!
>> Jeff: [ GIGGLES ]

803
00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:47,538
>> Sumo: HEY, CLARENCE, SORRY
YOUR DATE DIDN'T WORK OUT.
THAT STUFF ALMOST NEVER WORKS

804
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,406
YOUR DATE DIDN'T WORK OUT.
THAT STUFF ALMOST NEVER WORKS
FOR MY BROTHERS.

805
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,041
THAT STUFF ALMOST NEVER WORKS
FOR MY BROTHERS.
>> Jeff: YEAH, I'M SORRY, TOO.

806
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,509
FOR MY BROTHERS.
>> Jeff: YEAH, I'M SORRY, TOO.
SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ASHLEY?

807
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:52,877
>> Jeff: YEAH, I'M SORRY, TOO.
SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ASHLEY?
IS SHE AVAILABLE NOW?

808
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,011
SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ASHLEY?
IS SHE AVAILABLE NOW?
I MEAN, NOT FOR ME!

809
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,212
IS SHE AVAILABLE NOW?
I MEAN, NOT FOR ME!
JUST SO I KNOW.

810
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,314
I MEAN, NOT FOR ME!
JUST SO I KNOW.
>> Clarence: FELLAS, FELLAS,

811
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:57,048
JUST SO I KNOW.
>> Clarence: FELLAS, FELLAS,
FELLAS.

812
00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:58,149
>> Clarence: FELLAS, FELLAS,
FELLAS.
WE DON'T NEED GIRLFRIENDS RIGHT

813
00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:58,916
FELLAS.
WE DON'T NEED GIRLFRIENDS RIGHT
NOW.

814
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,051
WE DON'T NEED GIRLFRIENDS RIGHT
NOW.
WE SHOULD JUST BE MORE LIKE

815
00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:00,918
NOW.
WE SHOULD JUST BE MORE LIKE
THESE FROGS.

816
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,420
WE SHOULD JUST BE MORE LIKE
THESE FROGS.
LOOK AT THAT ONE RIGHT THERE.

817
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:04,055
THESE FROGS.
LOOK AT THAT ONE RIGHT THERE.
HE'S JUST FLOATIN' DOWN THE

818
00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:05,856
LOOK AT THAT ONE RIGHT THERE.
HE'S JUST FLOATIN' DOWN THE
RIVER OF LIFE, NOT A CARE IN THE

819
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,224
HE'S JUST FLOATIN' DOWN THE
RIVER OF LIFE, NOT A CARE IN THE
WHOLE WORLD.

820
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:08,426
RIVER OF LIFE, NOT A CARE IN THE
WHOLE WORLD.
THAT'S LIVIN'.

821
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:09,493
WHOLE WORLD.
THAT'S LIVIN'.
>> Sumo: I THINK THAT FROG'S

822
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:10,061
THAT'S LIVIN'.
>> Sumo: I THINK THAT FROG'S
DEAD.

823
00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:11,162
>> Sumo: I THINK THAT FROG'S
DEAD.
>> Clarence: OH.

824
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,196
DEAD.
>> Clarence: OH.
I'LL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR IF YOU

825
00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:12,830
>> Clarence: OH.
I'LL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR IF YOU
EAT IT.

826
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:13,764
I'LL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR IF YOU
EAT IT.
>> Sumo: DONE.

827
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:23,441
>> ¶ EARLY TO BED ¶
¶ EARLY TO RISE ¶

828
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:26,177
¶ EARLY TO RISE ¶
¶ PICKING MY NOSE ¶