[ REMOTE CLICKS ] [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY!
I'M GONNA DO WHAT I WANT ALL DAY! I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING ] >> Clarence: [ GRUNTING ] >> Sumo: [ CHUCKLES ]
YEE-HAW!
>> Clarence: HOO! YEE-HAW!
[ CHICKEN CLUCKING ]
>> Sumo: HEY, YOU CAN SEE THE
WHOLE PARKING LOT FROM UP HERE.
>> Clarence: WHOA!
>> HEY! GET DOWN FROM THAT!
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S NOT MY PROB-- FINE.
HURT YOURSELF. HURT YOURSELF.
>> Clarence: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Sumo: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Jeff: SEE? I TOLD YOU
YOU'D GET YELLED AT.
THAT'S ALL WE'VE BEEN DOING ALL
WEEKEND -- GETTING YELLED AT.
WE HAVEN'T BEEN DOING ANYTHING
CONSTRUCTIVE.
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO CONTRIBUTE
TO CONVERSATION WHEN I'M BACK AT
SCHOOL.
>> Sumo: WHAT...ARE YOU...
GETTING AT?
>> Jeff: WELL, HEAR ME OUT.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
BELSON JUST GOT A NEW GAMING
SYSTEM -- THE CEREBRUS BREACH.
>> CEREBRUS BREACH.
THE TOTALLY IMMERSIVE
VIRTUAL-REALITY GAME SYSTEM,
WIRELESSLY TRANSMITTING
ADVENTURE TO THE HYPERACTION
COMPONENTS -- HELMET, BOOT, AND
GLOVE.
THE ONLY MISSING ELEMENT IS
YOU.
>> HYAH!
>> Jeff: AND I SOLD ALL MY
DECORATIVE SPOONS TO BUY THE
PERFECT GAME FOR IT --
"CITY PLANNER 3000."
>> Sumo: YOU BOUGHT A GAME FOR A
SYSTEM YOU DON'T EVEN OWN?
>> Jeff: YES.
I HEAR WHEN YOU'RE IN THE GAME,
YOU CAN CREATE AND CONTROL YOUR
OWN WORLD.
IN MY WORLD, EVERYTHING WILL BE
WHERE IT SHOULD BE -- NO
MISTAKES, NO CHAOS.
EVERYTHING WILL BE PERFECT.
[ TING! ]
PERFECT.
>> Clarence: BUT WHY?
WE GOT A PERFECT WORLD RIGHT
HERE.
[ HORN HONKING, CHILDREN
SCREAMING AND CRYING ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Jeff: UGH.
THIS'LL BE MORE FUN.
>> Sumo: BELSON JUST GOT THAT
THING.
HE'S NEVER GONNA LET YOU PLAY
WITH IT.
>> Jeff: YES, HE WILL.
I HAVE THE GAME.
HE HAS THE GAMING SYSTEM.
MAKES SENSE TO ME.
>> Sumo: [ GROWLS ]
NO, HE WON'T!
IT'LL BE A WASTE OF OUR TIME!
WASTE...OF...OUR...TIME!
[ GROWLS ]
>> Jeff: WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?
>> Clarence: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN, JEFF.
YOU'RE UPSETTING SUMO.
>> Jeff: WHAT ABOUT ME?
>> Clarence: THAT'S WHAT I'M
SAYING.
YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL, JEFF.
CHILL OUT.
[ SMOOCHES ]
THERE, THERE, LITTLE GUY.
>> Jeff: I WAS -- I WAS WILLING
TO -- FORGET IT.
I'M GOING TO BELSON'S WITHOUT
YOU GUYS.
>> Clarence: GOOD IDEA, JEFF.
YOU TAKE SOME TIME AND COOL OFF.
YOU GOT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT
YOU'VE DONE.
GEEZ. WHAT A HOTHEAD.
>> Sumo: UH-HUH. LOOSE CANNON.
>> Clarence: SO, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO?
>> Sumo: UH...
EH...
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
>> Clarence: UH...
>> Sumo: UH...
>> Clarence: UH...
>> Sumo: UH...
>> Clarence: UH...
>> Sumo: UH...
>> Both: UH...
UH...
>> Sumo: LIZARD!
LET'S GET HIM!
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ BOTH GIGGLING ]
>> JEFF! WHAT A NICE SURPRISE! AND WHAT BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS. >> Jeff: JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING
TO BRIGHTEN UP THE ROOM.
YOU SHOULD PUT THEM IN WATER.
IS BELSON UPSTAIRS?
>> [ SNIFFS ]
OH, THESE ARE LOVELY.
>> Jeff: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ HINGES CREAK ]
>> WHAT IS THAT?
IS THAT A MAGIC POTION, OR...
WHERE -- WHERE DO I BLOW STUFF
UP?
>> CEREBRUS BREACH.
>> Jeff: WHOA-OH.
>> SURE ARE A LOT OF TREES.
>> Jeff: HI, BELSON.
>> OHH! WHO'S THAT?
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Jeff: IT'S JEFF.
>> JEFF? JEFF?
ARE YOU IN HERE OR OUT THERE?
>> Jeff: IT'S YOUR OLD BUDDY
JEFF.
HOW YOU DOIN', DADDY-O?
>> OKAY. WELL, GO AWAY.
>> Jeff: WELL, YOUR MOM SAID
THAT I --
I GOT THIS GAME, AND --
WHAT LEVEL ARE YOU ON?
>> WHAT? THERE'S NOT LEVELS.
>> Jeff: OH.
THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.
CAN I GO NEXT?
>> YEAH, WHATEVER.
COME HE-- OKAY.
[ GRUNTS ] NO. NO.
>> Sumo: HAH! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] >> Clarence: UGH!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Sumo: AHH! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
OHH!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Clarence: [ BREATHING
HEAVILY ]
OW, OW, OW!
>> Sumo: HURRY UP!
I SMELL HIS FEAR MUSK!
>> Clarence: [ GIGGLES ]
FEAR MUSK?
THAT'S GROSS.
>> Sumo: COME ON!
WE'RE GONNA LOSE HIM!
>> Clarence: I'M COMING!
[ GRUNTING ] OHH!
[ CREEEEAK! ]
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