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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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♪ I don't care what you say! ♪
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♪ I'm gonna do what I want
all day! ♪
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♪ I'm the king of the world!
I'm the king of the world! ♪
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♪ I'm the king of the world!
I'm the king of the world! ♪
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♪ I'm the king of the world!
I'm the king of the world! ♪
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[ "Hail to the Chief" plays ]
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When you think about it,
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these are the branches
of the government, okay?
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On our, um,
big constitutional tree.
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Oh, which reminds me...
[ Bell rings ]
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[ Kids cheer ]
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Okay, wait!
Before you go to lunch --
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Ow! Darn it! --
I just want to remind everyone
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that we are elections
for class president this week.
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The sign up sheet
is over by the door.
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The election is open
so anyone can...
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and no one cares.
[ Wooden thud ]
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Uh, Jeff.
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Jeff?
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Jeff? [ Echoes ]
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Jeff. [ Echoes ]
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Jeff!
- Huh?
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[ Microphone feedback ]
Your rebuttal?
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Um, uh.
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Uh, um.
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W-Well,
my stance on that,
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uh...
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[ Microphone feedback ]
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Ms. Baker!
- Aah! Oh! Jeff!
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I -- Jeff, hi.
You're still here.
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Ms. Baker,
- will the election this year
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be based on merit or...?
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It's based on student votes,
Jeff.
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Just like last year.
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[ Sighs ]
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Hey, Jeff, here.
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Vote for me or whatever.
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Oh, Belson, are you...
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Why are you handing out
gray circles?
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Having a class president
is totally pointless.
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So, vote for me and everything
will stay the same.
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Or don't,
I don't care.
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[ Distant sobbing,
sniffling ]
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Good job, Amy!
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[ Sobbing continues,
yells ]
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All right, he gets it.
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[ Indistinct chattering ]
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Yeah. Yogurt.
Sure. Yep.
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Eat it!
Okay. Down the hatch.
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[ Gulping ]
[ Excited chatter ]
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Hmm. Clarence
is quite the crowd pleaser.
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He sure is!
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Boy: Oh, my goodness. I had no
idea a person could do that!
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Clarence,
- I'm gonna level with you...
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Oh, hey, Jeff.
[ Belches ]
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...the competition
will be fierce,
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but with me
as your manager...
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Do you want a milk?
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I traded my lunch
for everyone's milks.
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[ Grunts ]
No, thank you, Clarence.
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Look,
- with you as president...
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President?
What do they do again?
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Oh, the president
can do lots of things.
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Like build a castle
on the roof?
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Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
And with me as your manager --
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Could the president get
a math tutor for Crendle?
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[ Thud ]
Uh...
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And could a president
get a hair dresser for Amy?
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Oh, heck yeah.
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Could a president
- get a loving family for Reed?
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[ Quack! ]
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Uh, well,
some of those things.
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I'll do it! I'm gonna be
a man of the people!
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Whoo, yeah!
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[ Slurps, gulps ]
[ "Hail to the Chief" plays ]
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As president
- of Ms. Baker's classroom, 224,
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I'll promise to lead
with courage and di-doginity...
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And persevalence,
- and I'm gonna take things
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back to the way
they used to be.
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Whoo!
Clarence for president!
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I want to give you
a smooch.
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And I'm gonna put more coal
in the furnace.
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And a math tutor
for Crendle.
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Whoo!
Can I hear a Clarence?
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Huh? Huh?
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[ Gasps ] It's me!
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[ Wind chimes tinkle ]
Yeah.
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And there will be a milk
for every man, woman, and child.
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And no school forever!
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[ Cheering ]
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Yes.
That's how you give a speech.
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Hey, Emilio,
- great speech back there, huh?
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Well,
- I just wanted to remind you
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who you should be voting for
this season.
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Okay, love you, baby.
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Belson: What is this?!
He's kissing bab--
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He's not even a baby!
This is propaganda.
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I told you guys we aren't
printing about the election!
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Belson, we've got a tight system
going right now.
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So you better
get on board.
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[ Slurps ]
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Clarence is just hot right now,
I guess.
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[ Groans ]
Clarence is ruining everything.
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Wait a minute.
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Okay,
- for his campaign for presidency
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our very own Belson has prepared
a campaign ad. Huh? Fun.
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Here's my ad, Belson
for President, blah, blah, blah.
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[ As Clarence ]
Oh, hello, it's me, Clarence,
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and if elected class president,
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I'll make sure there's
more homework for everybody.
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[ Gasping ]
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[ Gasps ]
And I'll reduce recess time.
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[ Gasps ] And no more bathroom breaks
and Saturday school every weekend.
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I love you.
- Okay. Thank you, Belson.
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A little
mean spirited but --
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but good
extra curricular effort.
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So that's, yeah.
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I can't believe
I said all that stuff.
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That wasn't you Clarence.
That was an attack ad by Belson.
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And we need to attack back.
- Jeff,
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Belson would never do that.
But he did do it.
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And we got to start thinking
of ways to attack back.
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You got any dirt on him?
Dirt?!
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This campaign was built
on a foundation of promises,
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not dirt!
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You need some dirt to create
a proper foundation.
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Not those
worthless promises.
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Worthless?
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What about the castle
in the cloud?
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Forget about the castle, Clarence.
- No!
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This is about winning
at any cost.
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Even if it means
getting our hands dirty.
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No!
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[ Thud ] - Now look
at what you've done!
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[ Grunts ]
- Jeff, you're fired!
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What?! You can't fire me!
You're nothing without me!
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I'll see how far you go,
Clarence.
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Have fun!
What are you gonna do?
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Talk about milk some more?
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Panting ]
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Well, well,
look who it is.
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Come to make
more fake promises?
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[ Screams ]
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[ Laughs ] Want to see
what I think of Clarence?
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[ Grunts ]
- Yeah.
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I'll show you
more homework.
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[ Dramatic music playing ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Pants ]
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[ Yells ]
[ Screeching ]
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[ Wind whistles ]
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Huh?
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[ "Hail to the Chief" plays ]
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Hmm...
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Hmph.
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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Can you believe
Clarence dropped Jeff?
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He's flying solo now.
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[ Makes monkey noises ]
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Don't get me wrong,
he's a good friend,
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but I knew he didn't
have the grit to show up.
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[ Cellphone beeping ]
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Oh, uh, mm,
welcome everyone
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to Aberdale's 27th
annual class president election!
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Yay!
Uh, thank you.
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[ Clears throat ]
Now, let's have a few words
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from our first candidate,
Belson Noles! Belson?
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[ Clears throat ]
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Thank you, Ms. Baker.
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I'm happy to be with you all
tonight.
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Because this whole election
is a vessel for misery.
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If you vote for me,
nothing will change.
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Because the system
is meaningless.
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So vote for me, or don't.
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I don't care.
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Thank you.
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[ Laughs ]
Belson's tight!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Uh, and now for
our second candidate, Clarence!
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Clarence, your rebuttal?
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Oh, this'll be good.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Clears throat ]
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[ Singing off-key ]
♪ Oh, say can you see ♪
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♪ By the dawn's early light ♪
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♪ What so proudly we saw ♪
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♪ [Mumbles] night ♪
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♪ And the rocket's red glare ♪
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♪ By the dawns of the brave ♪
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Um, okay.
Thank you, Clarence.
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[ Thunderous cheering ]
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He's just pandering
to nationalism!
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You're all blinded
by national pride!
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[ "Hail to the Chief" plays ]
Meh.
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[ Clarence laughs ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Clarence,
- as the new class president,
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you'll lead us
- in the morning announcements.
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Ms. Baker,
please take a seat.
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No, Clarence, I'm the teacher,
you can't tell me what to do.
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Just because you're
the president -- Shh!
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Ms. Baker, you've done
enough teaching today.
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Please join
the rest of the class.
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[ Sighs ] All right, well,
that's not...
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[ Clears throat ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
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as my first act
as class president,
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I renounce my presidency.
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[ All gasp ]
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Yeah,
- finally someone gets it!
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It's silly for me to carry out all
those worthless promises. Hmm?
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Because I can't do all of that
by myself.
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But as a group, as a strong
powerful team, we know --
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we know deep down, we can
accomplish something amazing!
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What are you talking about,
man?
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So let's all band together
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and build a castle
on the roof!
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[ Cheering ] [ Eagle screeches,
rock music playing ]
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ Whoo! ♪
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♪ Come on! ♪
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You want to put another zero,
like this.
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Nice and round.
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Isn't math fun?
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I'm as beautiful on the outside
as I am on the inside.
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[ Laughs ] We're your family
now, Reed!
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Who wants a hug?
[ Quack! ]
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[ All groan ]
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Girl: Okay.
Boy: Ow. Thank you.
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Smells like cheese.
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Hey, Clarence?
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I just came by
- because I wanted to apologize
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for the way I was acting.
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It's okay, Jeff.
Look, it's the sash.
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I have it in my secret pocket,
right here.
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Here.
- Yeah, I'm not touching that.
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I-I have a better idea.
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Who needs
- a dumb old president any way?
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[ Laughs ] Yeah.
Who does need one?
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♪ Working together
is the key to success ♪
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♪ We'll put our differences
aside and we will triumph ♪
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♪ Early to bed ♪
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♪ Early to rise ♪
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♪ Picking my nose ♪