1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:03,368 [ Remote clicks ] 2 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:04,937 [ Upbeat music plays ] 3 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:10,376 ♪ I don't care what you say! ♪ 4 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,678 ♪ I'm gonna do what I want all day! ♪ 5 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:16,314 ♪ I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! ♪ 6 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,216 ♪ I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! ♪ 7 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:22,688 ♪ I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! ♪ 8 00:00:28,312 --> 00:00:28,911 worl♪d♪ a - ♪ 9 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,880 they don't understand, 10 00:00:30,915 --> 00:00:33,916 our intrepid heroes must team up to defeat the evil... 11 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,251 -What? -Hi, Belson. 12 00:00:35,286 --> 00:00:37,520 Um, could you grab that, please? 13 00:00:37,555 --> 00:00:39,522 Will they defeat him? [ Static ] 14 00:00:39,557 --> 00:00:43,893 Dustin, check it out. Chad and Clarence are working for my dad. 15 00:00:43,928 --> 00:00:45,194 Hi, Belson. 16 00:00:45,229 --> 00:00:46,796 [ Laughs ] Losers. 17 00:00:46,831 --> 00:00:48,564 This roof is scratchy. 18 00:00:48,599 --> 00:00:51,801 Hey, uh, bud, let's stay away from the edge, okay? 19 00:00:51,836 --> 00:00:53,135 Well, I got to say, 20 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:56,872 you did a real bang-up job, there, Toddster. 21 00:00:56,907 --> 00:00:58,741 To-- Oh. Oh, me. 22 00:00:58,776 --> 00:01:00,309 [ Laughs ] Thanks. 23 00:01:00,344 --> 00:01:02,812 You know, with the little man, here, it's actually kind of fun. 24 00:01:02,847 --> 00:01:04,246 [ Laughs loudly ] 25 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:06,081 Work hard, play hard. 26 00:01:06,116 --> 00:01:08,284 [ Laughs ] I love it. 27 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:10,886 So, I guess you should settle up. 28 00:01:10,921 --> 00:01:13,088 Uh, $300, like we agreed. 29 00:01:13,123 --> 00:01:14,924 Ding-dong! I got something better 30 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:16,592 than a lousy 300 smackers. 31 00:01:16,627 --> 00:01:19,261 -You a Peccary fan? -Um...What? 32 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:23,599 The Arizona Peccary! I got great seats to today's game. 33 00:01:23,634 --> 00:01:25,901 Oh, nice. Box seats. 34 00:01:25,936 --> 00:01:27,570 Oh, yeah, the Peccary. 35 00:01:27,605 --> 00:01:31,240 Um, they play soccer, or baseball, right? 36 00:01:31,275 --> 00:01:33,776 Well, I -- We don't really follow sports. 37 00:01:33,811 --> 00:01:36,445 You've never taken your boy to a game? 38 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:37,613 [ Grunts ] 39 00:01:37,648 --> 00:01:38,814 You got to go! 40 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,516 Get your blood boiling! 41 00:01:40,551 --> 00:01:43,085 Good, old-fashioned American fun! 42 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,453 [ Grunts ] 43 00:01:44,488 --> 00:01:46,355 You're gonna love it. Uh, take Belson, too. 44 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:48,290 What? - Dad, I want to go with you. 45 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:51,293 No, I, uh, got to go, uh, to a thing. 46 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:54,196 Have fun, then. What took you so long?! 47 00:01:54,231 --> 00:01:58,033 Get the lead out or get chopped! 48 00:01:58,068 --> 00:02:00,836 Um, we got paid, right? 49 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:03,305 Huh. Whoa, guess this is it. 50 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:06,775 Aw, dang. - They got BBQs and everything. 51 00:02:06,810 --> 00:02:08,811 [ Whistle blowing ] 52 00:02:08,846 --> 00:02:10,646 [ Horn honks ] Whoo! 53 00:02:10,681 --> 00:02:12,014 Ugh, forget this. 54 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,482 Uh, hey, kid, wait. 55 00:02:13,517 --> 00:02:16,952 Yeah, I'll see you at the box, Toddster. 56 00:02:16,987 --> 00:02:18,821 Oh, there's one. 57 00:02:18,856 --> 00:02:20,856 [ Metal scraping ] 58 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,224 Great spot. 59 00:02:22,259 --> 00:02:23,993 Announcer: It certainly is a beautiful day 60 00:02:24,028 --> 00:02:25,961 for a game of sports. 61 00:02:25,996 --> 00:02:27,630 I'm not waiting. 62 00:02:27,665 --> 00:02:30,499 And today, we are honored to present our own Arizona Peccary 63 00:02:30,534 --> 00:02:32,301 versus the good ol' Boise Good Boys. 64 00:02:32,336 --> 00:02:33,702 As always, our own Hammy the Hog 65 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:36,171 will be on hand to provide hilarious entertainment. 66 00:02:36,206 --> 00:02:38,374 Hammy gonna sneeze ya. 67 00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:42,177 Yeesh, these mascot guys always creep me out. 68 00:02:42,212 --> 00:02:44,680 I, uh, can't find your buddy. 69 00:02:44,715 --> 00:02:46,015 Oh, that little scamp. 70 00:02:46,050 --> 00:02:47,850 Probably just went inside already. 71 00:02:47,885 --> 00:02:49,518 Let's go in and find him. 72 00:02:49,553 --> 00:02:52,721 The little scamp had our tickets. 73 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,258 Mr. Noles, shrimp? 74 00:02:57,294 --> 00:03:01,096 Um, how much is it for two seats in the box seats? 75 00:03:01,131 --> 00:03:04,199 Two premium box seats with premiere stadium service 76 00:03:04,234 --> 00:03:07,536 comes to $2,254. 77 00:03:07,571 --> 00:03:10,673 I see. Let me just check what we got in here. 78 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:12,374 [ Squelch! Squelch! ] [ Wah-wah! ] 79 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:14,009 Do you have anything cheaper? 80 00:03:14,044 --> 00:03:16,712 Announcer: Obviously, Fueternick was two steps out of bounds. 81 00:03:16,747 --> 00:03:18,781 It's gonna fall on Delaney to pick up the slack. 82 00:03:18,816 --> 00:03:21,917 Let's go sports! Whoo-hoo! Yeah. 83 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,019 Wha-- Um, what happened? 84 00:03:24,054 --> 00:03:26,522 Kadzingus just took another one off the head. 85 00:03:26,557 --> 00:03:28,223 [ Laughs ] Sucker. 86 00:03:28,258 --> 00:03:30,693 -Oh. Hi, Jeff's mom. -Hey, Clarence. 87 00:03:30,728 --> 00:03:32,194 -Chad. -What's good, E.J.? 88 00:03:32,229 --> 00:03:34,597 Oh, just taking Mom out to a Sunday game. 89 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:37,232 It's the one thing we enjoy doing together. 90 00:03:37,267 --> 00:03:38,467 "Go Peccary. 91 00:03:38,502 --> 00:03:41,203 I love sports. I love my daughter. 92 00:03:41,238 --> 00:03:42,605 Whoo-hoo." [ Whistle blows ] 93 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,474 -Oh, wow. -Aw! Come on, Delaney. 94 00:03:45,509 --> 00:03:46,942 What is this, high school? 95 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,577 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. Boo. 96 00:03:48,612 --> 00:03:51,480 No bushes. You're playing it bad. 97 00:03:51,515 --> 00:03:53,115 Uh, what are they yelling about? 98 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,550 I'm not sure, 99 00:03:54,585 --> 00:03:57,920 but I think the guy was pretending to be in a bush. 100 00:03:57,955 --> 00:03:59,588 -Oh, really? -Mm-hmm. 101 00:03:59,623 --> 00:04:02,291 Yeah, 'cause their goal made a home score. 102 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:05,961 And so, he was getting mad, and then he got scared, 103 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:08,097 and then he hid in a bush. 104 00:04:08,132 --> 00:04:09,765 Huh. 105 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:10,833 [ Whistle blows ] 106 00:04:10,868 --> 00:04:14,136 W-Where are they going? Is the game over? 107 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:15,571 It's just a time out. 108 00:04:15,606 --> 00:04:17,640 Announcer: It's Dance O'Clock. 109 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:19,775 ♪♪ 110 00:04:19,810 --> 00:04:21,076 Cool. TV. 111 00:04:21,111 --> 00:04:23,445 ♪♪ 112 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,781 -[ Chuckles ] -Ooh, ooh, ah. 113 00:04:25,816 --> 00:04:27,182 Hey, come on. 114 00:04:27,217 --> 00:04:29,952 Show us! Over here! 115 00:04:29,987 --> 00:04:32,254 Yeah, show us! Come on! 116 00:04:32,289 --> 00:04:34,023 [ Gasps ] Whoa, it's Hammy. 117 00:04:34,058 --> 00:04:36,692 ♪♪ 118 00:04:36,727 --> 00:04:39,528 [ Laughing ] 119 00:04:45,402 --> 00:04:48,370 Uh-oh. Hammy gonna sneeze ya. 120 00:04:48,405 --> 00:04:50,639 [ Gasps ] 121 00:04:50,674 --> 00:04:54,276 That's gonna be a lotsa tissues. 122 00:04:54,311 --> 00:04:58,313 Hammy. - Hammy, come sneeze on me. 123 00:04:58,348 --> 00:04:59,548 [ Whistle blows ] 124 00:04:59,583 --> 00:05:01,483 Aw, bring him back. 125 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:04,687 [ Chanting ] Bring Hammy back. Come on. Bring Hammy back. 126 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:07,322 And back courtside, the referee has some harsh words 127 00:05:07,357 --> 00:05:09,358 -for the Good Boys. -What?! 128 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:12,895 If you want want to watch the game, go look out the window! 129 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:14,730 Where's the ball? 130 00:05:14,765 --> 00:05:18,167 Chad? Chad, isn't there supposed to be a ball? 131 00:05:18,202 --> 00:05:21,170 Yeah, buddy? What's up? 132 00:05:21,205 --> 00:05:22,204 [ Giggles ] 133 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:23,405 Chad... 134 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,174 What? - Is there something on my face? 135 00:05:25,209 --> 00:05:26,408 -[ Laughs ] Whoa. -Oh, no. 136 00:05:26,443 --> 00:05:28,410 Are you kidding me? I mean -- Just -- 137 00:05:28,445 --> 00:05:30,245 You -- Come -- Aw. 138 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,314 -[ Chuckling ] Whoa, look out. -Stop. 139 00:05:32,349 --> 00:05:34,983 Chad, stop. You're gonna stretch out my nose. 140 00:05:35,018 --> 00:05:38,153 Oh, sorry. It's okay, bud. I was just playing. 141 00:05:38,188 --> 00:05:40,222 Oh. What is that? 142 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,491 It's the wave, man. 143 00:05:42,526 --> 00:05:45,427 Oh, my gosh. It's beautiful. 144 00:05:45,462 --> 00:05:47,396 Here it comes. Get ready. 145 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:49,865 -Whoa! -Whoo! 146 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:51,767 Okay, it's going around again. 147 00:05:51,802 --> 00:05:53,502 -Again? -Yeah. Here it comes. 148 00:05:53,537 --> 00:05:56,171 -Oh, my gosh. Here it comes. -Okay. Here it comes. 149 00:05:56,206 --> 00:05:57,673 -Whoa! -Whoo! 150 00:05:57,708 --> 00:06:01,376 [ Laughs ] - I feel like I'm gonna throw up. 151 00:06:01,411 --> 00:06:03,712 Wait, what? 152 00:06:03,747 --> 00:06:05,748 No. Boo! 153 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:07,716 Keep waving! 154 00:06:07,751 --> 00:06:09,551 Mm. 155 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:11,386 Chad, will you wave with me? 156 00:06:11,421 --> 00:06:12,521 -Sure. -Whoo! 157 00:06:12,556 --> 00:06:13,756 -Come on. I -- -Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 158 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:15,090 -I can't see. -Whoo-hoo! 159 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,358 -Yeah! -Whoo! 160 00:06:16,393 --> 00:06:18,193 Announcer: Wow, it happened. 161 00:06:18,228 --> 00:06:21,730 In all my years of sport, I've never seen it actually happen. 162 00:06:21,765 --> 00:06:25,567 No! I'm trying to watch the game here, geez! 163 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,603 Oh, sorry. It's little dude's first game. 164 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:29,271 We're pretty stoked. 165 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:33,642 [ Inhales deeply ] If you could just, please, stop dancing. 166 00:06:33,677 --> 00:06:36,411 Excuse me, - isn't this supposed to be fun? 167 00:06:36,446 --> 00:06:40,616 Fun?! Do you have any idea how much I have riding on this? 168 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:43,285 We have riding on this -- we, the Peccary. 169 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,621 -What? -[ Sighs ] 170 00:06:47,357 --> 00:06:50,092 Announcer: And Kadzingus standing around with his head in the clouds, 171 00:06:50,127 --> 00:06:53,061 making it real easy for this Good Boy offense. 172 00:06:53,096 --> 00:06:54,763 Gonna be tough to put score points on the board 173 00:06:54,798 --> 00:06:56,265 with an attitude like that. 174 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,100 Hmm? Hmph. 175 00:06:58,135 --> 00:06:59,935 [ Gasps ] 176 00:06:59,970 --> 00:07:02,905 [ High-pitched ] ♪ Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you ♪ 177 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:05,440 Hammy! ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 178 00:07:05,475 --> 00:07:07,509 -[ Laughs ] -Hammy. Hammy! 179 00:07:07,544 --> 00:07:09,778 Come here, Hammy! Have fun with me! 180 00:07:09,813 --> 00:07:13,282 Oh, come on. Go get 'em, team! 181 00:07:13,317 --> 00:07:15,017 Get those guys! 182 00:07:15,052 --> 00:07:16,952 Announcer: The Peccary not wasting any time today. Hammy. 183 00:07:16,987 --> 00:07:18,821 Hammy. Really showing some irreparable damage 184 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,956 to their reputation as professionals here. 185 00:07:20,991 --> 00:07:23,325 Let's hope they can pick up the slack post-haste. 186 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,793 Maybe if we all cross our fingers, 187 00:07:24,828 --> 00:07:27,629 they'll at least give it the old college try. 188 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:29,431 One can slumber, and one can dream. 189 00:07:29,466 --> 00:07:30,966 Am I right, spectators? 190 00:07:31,001 --> 00:07:33,535 And what dream is sweeter than a sport dream? 191 00:07:33,570 --> 00:07:35,671 Dreams of points and dunks 192 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:38,106 and facts and errors 193 00:07:38,141 --> 00:07:40,175 and balls and catching them 194 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,011 and throwing them. 195 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:45,814 [ Gasps ] My boy! 196 00:07:45,849 --> 00:07:48,851 Wait up! Wait up, Hammy! 197 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:51,186 Oh. Hey! 198 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:52,721 Peanut head! 199 00:07:52,756 --> 00:07:53,689 Aw. 200 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:55,457 -Whoa! -Hey, Belson! 201 00:07:55,492 --> 00:07:56,859 -Oh, you. -Yeah! 202 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:59,161 -Yay, look at you, bud! -You got it. 203 00:07:59,196 --> 00:08:01,530 -All right! Go, Peccary, go! -Go Peccary! 204 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,398 Ugh, keep it down! 205 00:08:03,433 --> 00:08:05,701 -Oh, uh, sorry. -Yeah, that's better. 206 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:07,502 You don't have to move around like that. 207 00:08:07,537 --> 00:08:09,338 These motion controls don't even work. 208 00:08:09,373 --> 00:08:12,641 Oh. Well, shoot. 209 00:08:12,676 --> 00:08:14,343 Excuse me. Excuse me. 210 00:08:14,378 --> 00:08:16,545 [ Panting ] 211 00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:21,583 I think I lost him. 212 00:08:21,618 --> 00:08:24,152 Announcer: In the meantime, here's more Hammy. 213 00:08:24,187 --> 00:08:25,854 Ham. 214 00:08:25,889 --> 00:08:27,589 Announcer: Look at this poor fella. 215 00:08:27,624 --> 00:08:31,360 Looks like he fell asleep at the wrong sports. 216 00:08:31,395 --> 00:08:35,864 Hammy gonna sn-sn-sn-sneeze ya! 217 00:08:35,899 --> 00:08:37,766 Hmm. [ Chuckles ] 218 00:08:37,801 --> 00:08:41,236 Announcer: Wakey, wakey. Look at this little king of Dreamtown, 219 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,105 this prince of the Nap Zone. 220 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:45,574 [ Laughter ] 221 00:08:47,577 --> 00:08:50,879 Aah! - W-What's everyone laughing at? 222 00:08:50,914 --> 00:08:53,181 Huh? - Announcer: You're on camera. 223 00:08:53,216 --> 00:08:56,218 Let's see what Hammy has in store for this confused fan. 224 00:08:56,253 --> 00:08:57,552 [ Laughs ] Oh, yeah. 225 00:08:57,587 --> 00:08:59,221 Okay. [ Laughs ] 226 00:08:59,256 --> 00:09:00,422 That's -- That's fine. 227 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,890 Okay. All right, come on. 228 00:09:01,925 --> 00:09:04,893 And Hammy is just not giving this guy a break. 229 00:09:04,928 --> 00:09:07,529 Stop it, man. Stop it. Stop. [ Crowd cheering ] 230 00:09:07,564 --> 00:09:09,298 The crowd seems to have worked themselves 231 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,933 into some sort of bloodlust. 232 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:14,736 All: [ Chanting ] Sneeze on him! Sneeze on him! 233 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:16,805 Announcer: And here comes the mucus. 234 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:20,242 Oh, no! No, no! No, no, no, no, no! 235 00:09:20,277 --> 00:09:22,577 Ah-choo! 236 00:09:22,612 --> 00:09:24,880 Ah-choo! 237 00:09:24,915 --> 00:09:27,883 Ah-choo! 238 00:09:27,918 --> 00:09:29,651 Looks like we've got a new challenger. 239 00:09:29,686 --> 00:09:31,320 It's some sort of child. 240 00:09:31,355 --> 00:09:32,587 My turn. 241 00:09:32,622 --> 00:09:36,591 Uh-oh, kid. Hammy gonna sneeze ya. 242 00:09:36,626 --> 00:09:42,631 [ Chanting ] Sneeze on him! Sneeze on him! Sneeze on him! 243 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:45,567 [ Laughing ] 244 00:09:45,602 --> 00:09:49,771 -Sneeze on him! Sneeze on him! -Sneeze on him! Sneeze on him! 245 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:52,274 -Sneeze on him! -Sneeze on him! 246 00:09:52,309 --> 00:09:54,743 [ Crowd cheering ] 247 00:09:54,778 --> 00:09:57,146 [ Laughing ] 248 00:10:01,485 --> 00:10:04,286 Sticky. 249 00:10:04,321 --> 00:10:06,488 Announcer: Looks like we've got some collateral damage 250 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,956 on the sneeze front. 251 00:10:07,991 --> 00:10:09,691 [ Laughter ] 252 00:10:09,726 --> 00:10:13,161 Buck up, pal. Think of the sports. 253 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,831 [ Grunting ] 254 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:19,101 [ Hammy screams ] Announcer: Ouchies. 255 00:10:19,136 --> 00:10:21,170 [ Laughter ] 256 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:26,041 That was fun. 257 00:10:26,076 --> 00:10:27,309 [ Buzzer ] 258 00:10:27,344 --> 00:10:28,977 Huh? Is the game over? 259 00:10:29,012 --> 00:10:31,847 No. It's only halftime. 260 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:35,317 [ Crying ] Oh, we are hosed. 261 00:10:35,352 --> 00:10:38,487 -Can we go home? -Yes. 262 00:10:38,522 --> 00:10:40,822 -That was fun. -Yeah. 263 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:43,025 Who would've thought sports could be so fun. 264 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:45,694 We should go - to another sports tomorrow, 265 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,996 if Belson's dad lets us. 266 00:10:48,031 --> 00:10:50,298 Oh, shoot. We forgot -- 267 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:51,833 Oh, no. We're good. 268 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:54,369 I got my finger right here. [ Both laugh ] 269 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:57,706 Yeah, just -- just please, please don't pick my nose again. 270 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,742 [ Flies buzzing ] 271 00:11:01,545 --> 00:11:03,178 I hate sports. 272 00:11:04,614 --> 00:11:05,914 ♪ Early to bed ♪ 273 00:11:07,951 --> 00:11:09,952 ♪ Early to rise ♪ 274 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,922 ♪ Pickin' my nose ♪