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[ Remote clicks ]
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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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♪ I don't care what you say! ♪
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♪ I'm gonna do what I want
all day! ♪
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♪ I'm the king of the world!
I'm the king of the world! ♪
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♪ I'm the king of the world!
I'm the king of the world! ♪
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♪ I'm the king of the world!
I'm the king of the world! ♪
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♪♪
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Clarence: I'm the great
master of Mount Dragoon!
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You killed my brother.
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Prepare to die.
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Man on TV: Flaming finger!
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Hyah!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Both laugh ]
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Oh.
Fiddlesticks.
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Kevin: Oh,
that was St. Patrick's Day.
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I got to add this one
to my scrapbook.
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Um, the TV just stopped
working, um, for no reason.
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[ Lips squeak ]
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You just got to make sure
it's plugged in all the way.
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Here.
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Both: Yay!
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[ Telephone rings ]
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Uh-huh, yeah.
Sure. Just the bangs?
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Uh-huh.
- Uh, Mom?
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Okay, great. Yeah, see you there
at 3:00 on Thursday.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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[ Muffled ] Mom, um, can we get
a ride to Mount Dragoon?
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Sure. I'll, uh,
I'll look up directions.
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Both: Yay!
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Okay.
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Oh, hey, honey.
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I got a little surprise
for you.
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Oh, my...
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Crab style.
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Snake style.
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You killed my brother.
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Prepare to die!
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Thanks, Mom.
- Oh, you're welcome.
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Hey, don't forget
- to wear your pants, too.
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And you know what? That's not
the only surprise I got you.
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I signed you up
for karate lessons.
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[ Thud ]
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What?
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Whoa!
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Oh...
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...my...
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Are you also
doing karate, too?
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Yaaah!
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[ Laughs ] Oh, no.
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[ Both grunting ]
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Exploding fist!
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Ohhhh! You got me!
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Sweet revenge.
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Okay, young ones.
Settle down.
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Wow. Are you gonna teach us
how to kick butt?
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Martial arts
is a meaningful practice.
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It's about
discipline and --
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I'm gonna be
a black belt.
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You must earn
your yellow belt first.
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I'm gonna be
a yellow belt.
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Sumo-san,
do you need a gi?
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Nah, I'm cool.
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Well, you can't wear
the headband --
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[ Growls ]
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Okay, have fun, boys.
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Join us.
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Me? But isn't this
a kids' class?
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We accept fledglings
of all ages.
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[ Grunts ]
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Ooh!
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Well, it sounds fun,
but my -- my clothes --
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I'll give you
a $10 discount.
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My, oh, me,
I love this gi!
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All right, Mom!
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We're the masters
of Mount Dragoon!
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Kapow!
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[ Snores ]
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The importance
of exercising restraint
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and controlling our feelings
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all comes down to honoring
our number-one tenet...
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[ Squeaking ]
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...discipline.
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Oh. Discipline.
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Oh! But if a bunch of bad guys
busted in here like,
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"Oh, no!
They're gonna kill us!"
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we could grab all the swords
and just start swordfighting
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until there's one guy left,
and I'm like,
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"Wait! He killed
my brother!"
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and he has a scar
on his face --
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Where's your worksheet?
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Oh. You mean...
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Hyah!
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♪♪
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Growling ]
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Now we're going to try
something quite exciting --
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sand grabbing.
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Everyone line up and await
your turn to touch sand.
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Wow. This feels
kind of nice.
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Sensei Carlos:
The sand represents...
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sand.
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[ Whispering ]
Hey, Sumo.
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Now for something
even more thrilling.
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Though we won't really
be touching the board today,
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but it's here
for psychological reasons.
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I will take your village
and karate-chop your livestock!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Clears throat ]
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Would you two like
to rejoin the class?
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Who would like
to go first?
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Hyah!
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If you had
really hit the board,
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you would've broken
every bone in your hand.
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Ooh!
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[ Grunts ]
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Impressively gentle,
Mavis.
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Hyyyyyy...ah!
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Very good, fledgling.
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Thanks. [ Chuckles ]
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[ Grunts ]
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That would've broken the board
clean through.
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[ Sniffs ]
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Yeah, whatever.
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[ Both grunting ]
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Aah!
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Mrs. Sammy, uh,
is Mary on break?
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She's gonna
- give me some highlights.
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She's in karate with Clarence.
It's around the corner.
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Breathe in.
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[ All inhale ]
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And let it out.
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[ All exhale ]
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[ Straining ]
One more time.
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[ All inhale ]
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[ Bell jingles ]
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Uh, e-excuse me.
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Are you interested
in a class?
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No, no, not really.
I just need to, uh --
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Actually,
can I just watch?
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Of course.
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There is
a $2 auditing fee.
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That's odd.
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[ Grunting ]
Chop, chop!
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[ Bird shrieks ]
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Oh!
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♪♪
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Hyyyyah!
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[ Crack ]
Ohh!
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[ Growling ]
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[ Both laughing ]
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Hyah!
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[ All grunting ]
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Drop it! Drop it!
Drop it!
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You showed
great potential today.
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You could be a master,
Mary-san.
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Mary: You know,
the class is really fun,
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and I think Clarence and I
are getting the hang of it.
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I don't know, Mom.
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Sensei Carlos looks like
he's just sleeping all the time,
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not teaching.
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Boop!
- Aah!
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Masters never sleep.
- [ Laughs ]
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They just pretend
so they can eat you alive!
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Pbht!
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Oh, man.
I'm a lucky man.
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[ Camera clicks ]
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[ Gasps ]
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♪ Choo-choo ♪
- Whoa!
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Mom!
Did you see that?!
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Come on.
We're gonna be late.
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[ Note plays ]
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All: Ohmm.
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[ Snores ]
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Huh? What?
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All: Ohmm.
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[ Notes continue ]
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Psst. Want to ride
the train?
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Yes, I do.
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Sensei Carlos, um, are we
gonna fight some bad guys?
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No.
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All right, then. We got to go
to the bathroom!
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Wait, Clarence!
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Ohmm.
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All: Ohmm.
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All: Ohmm.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Clarence, how come
you left class?
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Mm, Sensei Carlos
- just talks the whole time,
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and it is
kind of boring.
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He can be long-winded,
but we can't stop going now.
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You know, we're supposed
to be dragon masters!
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It's Masters
of Mount Dragoon.
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Well, masters of whatever.
We're having fun, right?
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I don't want to go
anymore.
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Come on, Clarence.
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I don't want to.
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Too bad.
We're going.
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[ Laughs ]
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Everything okay
with him, Mary?
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Oh, he's just being
a little butt.
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Okay, fledglings.
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I believe
you are finally ready.
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[ Murmuring excitedly ]
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Today, I will end you.
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Hyah!
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Oh!
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[ Laughs ]
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Excuse me!
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[ Laughs, snorts ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Very impressive.
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Allow me to fetch another --
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Mary: Wait!
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♪♪
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[ Exhales ]
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Hah...
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Kaboom!
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Groans ]
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Astounding progress,
Mary-san.
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Clarence?
Hey, Clarence!
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Did you see that?
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No, I did not.
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Clarence, why are you
being like this?
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Where are you going?
Don't roll away from me!
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I don't like it.
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I don't like boring karate.
It's boring.
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What?! We beat
the splinters out of it,
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just what
you always wanted.
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No!
That's what you wanted.
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Sighs ] I thought we were
gonna be dragon masters.
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Mount Dragoon.
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Ugh. Fine! If you hate it
so much, you can quit.
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But don't you care
that I like it?
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[ Sizzling ]
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Hey, Chad, can you get the door?
I think they're here.
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Oh, coming!
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♪♪
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What do we have here?
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Aww!
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Aww, look at those guys.
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Oh.
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Aww, that was fun.
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That was
my first day at school.
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Lot of me's in here.
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There goes all my hair.
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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[ Chad grunting ] Come on, Chad. You got
to get your left hand over to blue.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Indistinct conversation ]
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All: Ohmm.
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Sensei Carlos:
Congratulations, class.
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Today, you transform
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from lowly fledglings
into seedlings,
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and how ni-- how nice...
Oh, yeah!
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...it truly is to share this
moment with your loved ones.
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[ Fly buzzing ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Oh!
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Congratulations, Mary-san.
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Clarence:
Stop the ceremony!
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Aah!
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Um, h-hey, Mar.
Congrats.
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Clarence?
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Oh. Oh, hey, guys.
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Coming through.
Excuse me.
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Proceed.
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All...right.
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Here you are, Mary-san.
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Oh, yeah!
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You got the yellowest belt
in town!
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Whoo!
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Go, Mary!
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And now,
for everyone's viewing pleasure,
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our two strongest students
shall fight.
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[ Grunting ]
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I'm number one!
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Oh!
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[ Grunts ]
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Don't mess
with a Dragoon Warrior.
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[ Hard rock music plays ]
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Uhhhh!
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Oh!
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I love you.
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Aww, I love you, too,
Clarence.
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Hey, Sumo,
did you see my mom?
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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My mom has beat up
over 100 bad guys.
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And her name is Mom.
She is my mom.
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She feeds me
- and also she kills people.
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One last bit
of housekeeping.
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Some of you still owe me
for classes.
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This is your last chance
to pay up.
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I got your money
right here.
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Aaah! Aaah!
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♪ Early to bed ♪
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♪ Early to rise ♪
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♪ Picking my nose ♪