1 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:03,837 [ Remote clicks ] 2 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:05,406 [ Upbeat music plays ] 3 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:10,844 ♪ I don't care what you say! 4 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:14,148 ♪ I'm gonna do what I want all day! ♪ 5 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,750 ♪ I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! ♪ 6 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:18,686 ♪ I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! ♪ 7 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:22,022 ♪ I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! ♪ 8 00:00:24,877 --> 00:00:29,148 ♪♪ 9 00:00:29,181 --> 00:00:30,750 [ Both laugh ] 10 00:00:30,783 --> 00:00:32,384 Yeah, it was fun, but... 11 00:00:32,417 --> 00:00:33,385 Huh? 12 00:00:33,418 --> 00:00:34,987 ...I got so full of soup. 13 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:36,055 Clarence! 14 00:00:36,088 --> 00:00:39,591 I dare you to throw this... 15 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:42,027 right there! 16 00:00:42,061 --> 00:00:43,228 Okay. 17 00:00:43,262 --> 00:00:45,097 [ Grunts ] 18 00:00:46,766 --> 00:00:47,733 Nice! 19 00:00:47,767 --> 00:00:49,201 Dare you to do this. 20 00:00:49,234 --> 00:00:50,836 [ Grunts, giggles ] 21 00:00:50,870 --> 00:00:53,005 [ Laughs ] 22 00:00:53,038 --> 00:00:54,940 [ Grunts ] 23 00:00:54,974 --> 00:00:56,275 Okay, did I do it? 24 00:00:56,308 --> 00:00:58,543 Oh, my gosh, Sumo! 25 00:00:58,577 --> 00:01:00,512 [ Both laugh ] 26 00:01:00,545 --> 00:01:03,182 What? Is it right? Am I doing it right? 27 00:01:03,215 --> 00:01:05,117 Jeff's turn! Oh, truth! 28 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:07,386 No! No truth -- just dare. 29 00:01:07,419 --> 00:01:10,189 Yeah! A dare...or dare. 30 00:01:10,222 --> 00:01:12,024 That's not a game, Clarence. 31 00:01:12,057 --> 00:01:13,458 Yes, it is. 32 00:01:13,492 --> 00:01:14,760 You need to give me more options. 33 00:01:14,794 --> 00:01:16,528 What if I don't want to do the dare? 34 00:01:16,561 --> 00:01:18,063 Well, then you're a chicken. 35 00:01:18,097 --> 00:01:19,731 And then what? That's it. 36 00:01:19,765 --> 00:01:22,701 Nothing worse than being a chicken. But... 37 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:24,403 121, 122, 123... 38 00:01:24,436 --> 00:01:26,205 [ Imitating robots ] 39 00:01:26,238 --> 00:01:28,307 One... 40 00:01:31,676 --> 00:01:32,644 Dang it! 41 00:01:32,677 --> 00:01:34,446 One, two, three... 42 00:01:35,614 --> 00:01:36,615 Oh, shucks! 43 00:01:36,648 --> 00:01:38,784 They forgot my ding-dang ketchup! 44 00:01:38,818 --> 00:01:40,452 Ugh! Yeesh, Jeff. 45 00:01:40,485 --> 00:01:42,121 W-Watch my luggage. 46 00:01:42,154 --> 00:01:43,488 [ Grunts ] 47 00:01:43,522 --> 00:01:45,557 So, Sumo, are you gonna watch his luggage? 48 00:01:45,590 --> 00:01:47,726 Yeah, I'm watchin'. I'm watchin'. 49 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:49,161 [ Grunts ] 50 00:01:51,430 --> 00:01:52,764 Dare you to eat it. 51 00:01:52,798 --> 00:01:53,999 Mm, okay. 52 00:01:54,033 --> 00:01:55,835 [ Giggling ] 53 00:01:55,868 --> 00:01:57,236 Oh, my gosh! 54 00:01:57,269 --> 00:01:58,904 [ Groans ] 55 00:01:58,938 --> 00:02:00,639 I like it. 56 00:02:00,672 --> 00:02:01,740 [ Giggling ] 57 00:02:01,773 --> 00:02:02,774 It's pretty savory. 58 00:02:02,808 --> 00:02:05,444 Now I dare you to do this. 59 00:02:07,980 --> 00:02:09,414 Mmm! Soggy! 60 00:02:09,448 --> 00:02:11,884 [ Giggles, grunts ] 61 00:02:14,286 --> 00:02:16,255 [ Gulping ] 62 00:02:16,288 --> 00:02:17,923 [ Muffled ] Hi, Jeff. Oh, no. 63 00:02:17,957 --> 00:02:20,125 You're not playing that terrible game still, are you? 64 00:02:20,159 --> 00:02:22,594 Agh! [ Both giggling ] 65 00:02:22,627 --> 00:02:23,595 Yeah, we are. 66 00:02:23,628 --> 00:02:25,998 ♪ Perfect ketchup [ Sighs ] 67 00:02:26,031 --> 00:02:28,934 Now I dare you to use all of Jeff's ketchup! 68 00:02:28,968 --> 00:02:29,935 What?! No! 69 00:02:29,969 --> 00:02:31,703 Uh-oh, Jeff! 70 00:02:31,736 --> 00:02:33,272 You brought enough ketchup! 71 00:02:33,305 --> 00:02:35,040 No, Clarence! Watch out for the nugget! 72 00:02:35,074 --> 00:02:36,608 No, stop! They were perfect! 73 00:02:36,641 --> 00:02:37,776 Oh, man! 74 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,411 Dip, dip, dip, dip! 75 00:02:40,245 --> 00:02:41,480 [ Laughs ] Sorry, Jeff. 76 00:02:41,513 --> 00:02:42,882 Sumo dared me to. 77 00:02:42,915 --> 00:02:44,383 Yeah, I did! 78 00:02:44,416 --> 00:02:46,818 I will go and get more. 79 00:02:46,852 --> 00:02:48,620 [ Murmuring ] 80 00:02:48,653 --> 00:02:49,788 [ Groans ] 81 00:02:49,821 --> 00:02:50,990 Think he's mad? 82 00:02:51,023 --> 00:02:52,291 Nah! 83 00:02:52,324 --> 00:02:54,894 Dare you to... 84 00:02:54,927 --> 00:02:57,329 to make Jeff smile! 85 00:02:58,497 --> 00:02:59,698 What? That's not a dare. 86 00:02:59,731 --> 00:03:01,233 Yes, it is! I'm not doing that. 87 00:03:01,266 --> 00:03:02,701 Then you're chicken! 88 00:03:02,734 --> 00:03:04,169 Chick, chick, chick, peep, peep, peep! 89 00:03:04,203 --> 00:03:05,504 I'm not chicken! 90 00:03:05,537 --> 00:03:08,173 It's okay, Sumo. I love chickens. 91 00:03:08,207 --> 00:03:09,641 This one time, I -- 92 00:03:09,674 --> 00:03:10,709 Huh? 93 00:03:13,045 --> 00:03:14,513 [ Chuckles ] 94 00:03:15,547 --> 00:03:17,649 Hey, Jeff. Oh, no. Go away. 95 00:03:17,682 --> 00:03:19,084 I'm not playing your dare game. 96 00:03:19,118 --> 00:03:20,185 [ Whispering ] Sumo, do it. 97 00:03:21,386 --> 00:03:23,188 Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle! What are you doing?! 98 00:03:23,222 --> 00:03:24,389 Oh, my tray! 99 00:03:24,423 --> 00:03:26,858 Ohh! Ohhh! My tray. 100 00:03:26,892 --> 00:03:28,593 Did you see that?! 101 00:03:28,627 --> 00:03:31,163 If I hadn't been there, we would've gotten arrested! 102 00:03:31,196 --> 00:03:32,397 Whoa! Cool! 103 00:03:32,431 --> 00:03:35,067 What -- what were you even thinking? 104 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:37,369 I was thinking... 105 00:03:37,402 --> 00:03:39,038 Both: Toy time! 106 00:03:39,071 --> 00:03:41,373 [ Grunting ] 107 00:03:41,406 --> 00:03:43,842 [ Grunting, growling ] 108 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:45,177 Give it. 109 00:03:45,210 --> 00:03:48,948 I'm really amazed you guys even survive when I'm not around. 110 00:03:48,981 --> 00:03:50,115 What do you say? 111 00:03:50,149 --> 00:03:51,850 Thank you. 112 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:55,054 You did it! You made Jeff smile! 113 00:03:55,087 --> 00:03:57,856 Sumo, dare you to... do this. 114 00:03:57,889 --> 00:04:00,025 [ Slurping ] 115 00:04:00,059 --> 00:04:02,227 Oh! Ohhh! 116 00:04:02,261 --> 00:04:05,764 The next time you decide to do something -- anything -- 117 00:04:05,797 --> 00:04:08,633 ask yourself, "Would Jeff do this?" 118 00:04:08,667 --> 00:04:09,434 Hmm. 119 00:04:09,468 --> 00:04:11,937 Would Jeff do... 120 00:04:11,971 --> 00:04:13,472 this?! [ Grunts ] 121 00:04:13,505 --> 00:04:15,374 Words to live by. 122 00:04:15,407 --> 00:04:16,875 [ Watch beeping ] 123 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:19,544 Well, time for my family trip to Madrid. 124 00:04:19,578 --> 00:04:21,146 Bon voy-erderci! 125 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:23,048 [ Latin music plays ] 126 00:04:23,082 --> 00:04:24,950 'Kay! Bye, Jeff! 127 00:04:32,291 --> 00:04:33,458 So... 128 00:04:33,492 --> 00:04:34,759 dare you to do this. 129 00:04:34,793 --> 00:04:35,694 Bonk! 130 00:04:36,861 --> 00:04:37,963 [ Grunts ] 131 00:04:37,997 --> 00:04:39,898 -Bonk! -Fwap! -Bonk! -Fwap! 132 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:40,899 Bonk! 133 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:43,302 [ Both laugh ] 134 00:04:43,335 --> 00:04:46,271 I dare you to... 135 00:04:46,305 --> 00:04:48,473 drink soda! Easy! 136 00:04:48,507 --> 00:04:51,276 Straight from the machine -- 137 00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:53,678 for five minutes. 138 00:04:53,712 --> 00:04:55,247 Okay. 139 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,448 Oh, wait. 140 00:04:56,481 --> 00:04:58,250 Would Jeff do this? 141 00:04:58,283 --> 00:04:59,718 Why wouldn't he? 142 00:05:03,888 --> 00:05:07,859 [ Gulping ] 143 00:05:07,892 --> 00:05:09,661 Come on, come on! 144 00:05:09,694 --> 00:05:11,296 What is wrong with you kids?! 145 00:05:11,330 --> 00:05:13,332 Sumo: Five, four, three... 146 00:05:13,365 --> 00:05:14,799 [ Both grunt ] 147 00:05:17,036 --> 00:05:19,604 Doyng, doyng, doyng, doyng, doyng! [ Laughing ] 148 00:05:19,638 --> 00:05:22,274 Dare you to put your hand in this gutter. 149 00:05:22,307 --> 00:05:23,375 Ew. 150 00:05:23,408 --> 00:05:24,876 Dare you to hang like this! 151 00:05:24,909 --> 00:05:25,810 Aah! 152 00:05:25,844 --> 00:05:28,180 Dare you to lick your elbow. 153 00:05:28,213 --> 00:05:31,550 [ Both laughing ] 154 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:33,018 [ Soft music plays ] 155 00:05:33,052 --> 00:05:35,520 [ Tone rings ] Sumo: Good morning, shoppers! 156 00:05:35,554 --> 00:05:38,623 We got a big sale on...uh... 157 00:05:38,657 --> 00:05:41,960 butt covers in aisle number... 158 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:43,162 butt! 159 00:05:43,195 --> 00:05:44,396 [ Both laugh ] 160 00:05:44,429 --> 00:05:45,664 Over there! Hey! 161 00:05:45,697 --> 00:05:47,066 They're coming for us! 162 00:05:47,099 --> 00:05:51,303 [ Both laughing ] 163 00:05:51,336 --> 00:05:53,972 Dare you to lick that dirty pole. 164 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,607 Hee hee! Okay. 165 00:05:57,176 --> 00:05:58,643 [ Laughing ] Oh, yes! 166 00:05:58,677 --> 00:06:00,312 [ Giggles ] I dare you to... 167 00:06:00,345 --> 00:06:01,313 [ Screams ] 168 00:06:01,346 --> 00:06:02,381 [ Laughing ] 169 00:06:02,414 --> 00:06:04,149 Agh! [ Both laugh ] 170 00:06:04,183 --> 00:06:05,384 I dare you to... 171 00:06:06,585 --> 00:06:07,986 Yeah! Yeah! 172 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:09,821 Whoa! 173 00:06:09,854 --> 00:06:11,523 I dare you to... 174 00:06:11,556 --> 00:06:13,225 [ Ringing ] 175 00:06:13,258 --> 00:06:14,326 It's ringing. 176 00:06:14,359 --> 00:06:15,494 [ Telephone rings ] Huh? 177 00:06:15,527 --> 00:06:17,329 [ Giggles ] Say it. Say it. 178 00:06:17,362 --> 00:06:19,030 Hello? 179 00:06:19,064 --> 00:06:21,500 Hi. This is Sumo. 180 00:06:21,533 --> 00:06:23,001 I love you. 181 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:24,069 Oh. 182 00:06:24,103 --> 00:06:26,004 Why, uh...thanks. 183 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:28,407 [ Voice breaking ] I really needed to hear that today. 184 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:31,009 [ Sniffling ] 185 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:32,010 Next dare! 186 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:34,045 [ Mariachi music plays ] 187 00:06:40,452 --> 00:06:42,187 I dare you to... Ha ha! 188 00:06:42,221 --> 00:06:44,289 I dare you to... [ Panting ] 189 00:06:44,323 --> 00:06:45,524 I dare you to... 190 00:06:45,557 --> 00:06:47,526 [ Laughing ] 191 00:06:47,559 --> 00:06:49,828 I dare you to... [ Gulping ] 192 00:06:51,130 --> 00:06:52,564 [ Gulping ] 193 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:55,567 [ Gulping ] 194 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,702 [ Stomach rumbles ] [ Coughing ] 195 00:06:57,736 --> 00:07:00,105 Um, I dare you to... 196 00:07:00,139 --> 00:07:02,241 [ Off-key music plays ] 197 00:07:02,274 --> 00:07:04,109 [ Grunting ] [ Screams ] 198 00:07:04,143 --> 00:07:05,377 Ugh! 199 00:07:05,410 --> 00:07:07,279 Wha-- wha-- Clarence?! 200 00:07:07,312 --> 00:07:09,381 What the heck was that?! Get! 201 00:07:09,414 --> 00:07:11,383 [ Grunts ] Clarence, are you okay? 202 00:07:11,416 --> 00:07:12,817 Next dare, please. 203 00:07:12,851 --> 00:07:15,019 [ Latin music plays ] [ Camera shutter clicks ] 204 00:07:16,087 --> 00:07:17,156 [ Shutter clicks ] 205 00:07:20,292 --> 00:07:22,261 [ Bull lows ] 206 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:24,963 I wonder what Sumo and Clarence are doing. 207 00:07:24,996 --> 00:07:27,666 Hey, man, do you need a break? 208 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:29,668 No. 209 00:07:29,701 --> 00:07:32,771 Um, yeah, um... Ugh. 210 00:07:32,804 --> 00:07:34,606 [ Woman screaming ] 211 00:07:34,639 --> 00:07:36,475 Maybe we can pick it up tomorrow? 212 00:07:36,508 --> 00:07:38,410 Hey, guys. So, you doing some dares? 213 00:07:38,443 --> 00:07:39,744 I have one for you. 214 00:07:39,778 --> 00:07:41,813 I dare you to swing from the treehouse... 215 00:07:41,846 --> 00:07:44,583 into the kiddie pool that's full of mud -- 216 00:07:44,616 --> 00:07:47,252 juggling these eggs, and you got to wear this. 217 00:07:47,286 --> 00:07:49,154 [ Giggles ] Ooh! 218 00:07:49,188 --> 00:07:52,824 So you gonna be a man or a chicken? 219 00:07:52,857 --> 00:07:54,593 Mm... can I be both? 220 00:07:54,626 --> 00:07:56,094 No. 221 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:57,596 Hmm. Okay -- a man. 222 00:07:57,629 --> 00:07:58,763 Good. 223 00:07:58,797 --> 00:08:00,432 [ Amplified ] This way, please! 224 00:08:00,465 --> 00:08:02,767 Gather 'round! Don't be shy! 225 00:08:02,801 --> 00:08:07,372 Presenting Clarencio the Dare Master! 226 00:08:07,406 --> 00:08:09,174 Oh, whoops! 227 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:10,542 [ All gasp ] 228 00:08:12,211 --> 00:08:13,445 Wait, Clarence! 229 00:08:13,478 --> 00:08:15,514 Are you sure you want to do this? 230 00:08:15,547 --> 00:08:17,382 Yeah! I'm no chicken! 231 00:08:17,416 --> 00:08:21,152 Yeah but what did Jeff say about when we're doing something? 232 00:08:21,186 --> 00:08:22,621 Um... 233 00:08:22,654 --> 00:08:24,389 I don't remember. 234 00:08:24,423 --> 00:08:26,358 You could call him. 235 00:08:26,391 --> 00:08:27,559 All right. 236 00:08:27,592 --> 00:08:28,793 Be right back! 237 00:08:28,827 --> 00:08:31,663 [ Soft music plays ] 238 00:08:33,498 --> 00:08:35,800 [ Telephone rings ] 239 00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:37,469 Come on, Jeff. Pick up, pick up. 240 00:08:37,502 --> 00:08:40,104 [ Flamenco music plays ] 241 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:44,509 Ooh! Paella! Yes, please! 242 00:08:44,543 --> 00:08:47,246 Jeff: You've reached the Randall residence. 243 00:08:47,279 --> 00:08:49,681 We're not in right now, so if you can please leave a message 244 00:08:49,714 --> 00:08:52,484 after the tone -- Clarence: And also, if, um, if Clarence -- 245 00:08:52,517 --> 00:08:54,853 Clarence, I'm kind of in the middle of this right now. 246 00:08:54,886 --> 00:08:56,721 Okay, but if the message is for me, though... 247 00:08:56,755 --> 00:08:58,623 Clarence, wait. ...tell them... 248 00:08:59,258 --> 00:09:00,259 [ Grunting ] 249 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:01,860 What's taking so long?! 250 00:09:01,893 --> 00:09:05,497 Just making some last-minute adjustments! 251 00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:06,665 Any second now! 252 00:09:06,698 --> 00:09:09,434 [ Soft music plays ] 253 00:09:09,468 --> 00:09:10,835 [ Clucking ] 254 00:09:10,869 --> 00:09:13,171 Yeah, you're right. They're just chickens. 255 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:15,740 And turkeys and pigeons and -- Okay, um... 256 00:09:15,774 --> 00:09:17,609 j-just one more second, I think. 257 00:09:17,642 --> 00:09:19,344 Oh! There's Sumo! 258 00:09:19,378 --> 00:09:20,612 What'd he say?! 259 00:09:20,645 --> 00:09:21,946 He didn't pick up. 260 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:24,349 Yeah. He's on vacation. 261 00:09:24,383 --> 00:09:25,850 Mm-hmm. 262 00:09:25,884 --> 00:09:29,554 Hey! I dare you to stop talking and just do it already! 263 00:09:29,588 --> 00:09:30,755 Okay, ready! 264 00:09:30,789 --> 00:09:32,023 All: Yeah! 265 00:09:32,056 --> 00:09:34,693 ...ask yourself, "Would Jeff... 266 00:09:34,726 --> 00:09:37,262 do...this?" 267 00:09:37,296 --> 00:09:38,297 I don't think so. 268 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:40,299 Clarence, wait! 269 00:09:40,332 --> 00:09:41,900 Would Jeff do this? 270 00:09:43,568 --> 00:09:45,770 Yeah, I think so. 271 00:09:45,804 --> 00:09:47,071 Okay, good. 272 00:09:47,105 --> 00:09:49,608 Ready?! [ Cheering ] 273 00:09:52,411 --> 00:09:53,545 Yeah! 274 00:09:53,578 --> 00:09:55,280 [ Screams ] 275 00:09:55,314 --> 00:09:56,415 Huh?! 276 00:09:57,682 --> 00:09:59,818 [ Siren wails ] 277 00:09:59,851 --> 00:10:02,321 [ Monitor beeping ] 278 00:10:04,923 --> 00:10:07,659 Oh, Clarence, I'm so sorry. 279 00:10:07,692 --> 00:10:09,928 Clarence? No, he's over here. 280 00:10:09,961 --> 00:10:11,296 Clarence: Hey, Sumo! 281 00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:12,497 Clarence! 282 00:10:12,531 --> 00:10:15,066 Clarence, I'm so sorry. 283 00:10:15,099 --> 00:10:16,067 [ Chuckles ] 284 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:18,403 Hey, Sumo, I dare you to -- 285 00:10:18,437 --> 00:10:19,671 um, I dare you to -- 286 00:10:19,704 --> 00:10:22,341 No more dares. Oh. 287 00:10:22,374 --> 00:10:25,444 Well, I dare you to swing from this thing 288 00:10:25,477 --> 00:10:27,579 and then you do a double jump off the bed 289 00:10:27,612 --> 00:10:30,482 and then turn on the TV and then do another trick. 290 00:10:30,515 --> 00:10:33,352 Clarence, this went too far. 291 00:10:33,385 --> 00:10:34,919 No more dares. 292 00:10:34,953 --> 00:10:36,287 Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk! 293 00:10:36,321 --> 00:10:40,191 Okay, but that means that you're a chicken, Sumo! 294 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:41,760 Chi, chi, chi, chi, chi, chi! 295 00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:42,961 Paw, paw, paw, paw! 296 00:10:42,994 --> 00:10:45,263 Well, I guess I'm a chicken, then. 297 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:47,966 Well... I like chickens. 298 00:10:50,869 --> 00:10:53,137 Well, I'll do it! I'm not a chicken! 299 00:10:53,171 --> 00:10:54,138 [ Laughs ] 300 00:10:54,172 --> 00:10:55,407 Aah! Oh! 301 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:02,347 Hey Sumo, want to draw on my cast? 302 00:11:04,716 --> 00:11:05,083 ♪ Early to bed 303 00:11:08,152 --> 00:11:10,221 ♪ Early to rise 304 00:11:11,590 --> 00:11:13,658 ♪ Picking my nose