[ Remote clicks ]
[ Upbeat music plays ]
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♪ I don't care what you say!
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♪ I'm gonna do what I want all day! ♪
♪ I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! ♪
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Check it out. I'm going to spend the three-day weekend
eating all these Popsicles.
Then I'm going to use the sticks
to build my own room right here in the garage.
And then I shall finally know peace.
I'm going to pick blueberries with my moms.
How are you spending your three-day weekend, Clarence?
[ Chuckles, imitates fanfare ]
Her name's Sally. I'm going to put her
in so much water, and then she's going to get
-as big as my house. -Aw, sweet.
[ Car horn beeps ]H-Hey, Clarence, you in there?
Um, I'm not coming in.[ Dogs barking ]
I'll be right there, Chad!
I'll see you guys on Tuesday.
With my big ol' dinosaur.
Announcer: Get ready to laugh.
Our three-day "Blurbs" marathon begins now.
All your favorite "Blurbs" episodes all weekend long.
[ Humming ]
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!
[ Gasps ] Look at her go!
[ Audience laughing][ Chad laughs ]
What are you watching?
Oh, this show from when I was a kid.
Such a classic.
Oh, family, Willie's home.
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♪ Life is sweet, or that's what I heard ♪
♪ That's what I heard ♪ Only if you blurb
♪ When you're blurbin' the Blurbs ♪
♪ We eat spaghetti, and life is the herbs ♪
♪ Herbs
♪ It's the Blurbs
Yeah. I have the whole series on tape,
but, yeah, it's best to watch it live.
[ Glass shatters ]Huh?
Wha-- What on earth was that?
[ Sizzling ]
[ Audience laughing ]
Loretta does not mess with that.
Hope, what happened?
Boo Boo sabotaged one of my experiments,
and the dance is tonight!
Oops! Guess I boo-boo'd it!
[ Audience laughing ][ Laughs ]
You're right, Dad. Guess I just needed
some old-fashioned "Blurbs" family cooking
to remind me what's really important.
You know it, kiddo.
Even Ma got a date to the dance.
[ Audience "ooh"s ]
Hooked me a nice one.
[ Laughter ]
Hmm, that was pretty good.
Now time to go check on Sally and --
Announcer: Don't move. Up next,
we continue our three-day-long "Blurbs"-athon.
Maybe one more.
Hey, Boo Boo. How was school?
School? It was [blows raspberry]
And we all know your mother can get pretty scary
when she goes shopping.
[ Gulps ] She's right behind me, isn't she?
Yeah, and there was a two-for-one sale
on knuckle sandwiches.
-Ooh! -Burn!
-Yeah! -Oh, great. Here comes Patti.
Probably want to borrow my underwear again.
Loretta does not mess with that.
[ Audience laughs]Unh-unh.
Hey, Clarence, your friend Breehn
is having a slumber party. You want to go?
No, I think I'm just going to stay here.
So, Derrick, it looks like we're finally alone.
[ Audience "ooh"s ]
Wow.
[ Both smooching ]
You better start swimming upstream, boy!
[ Both scream ]
[ Audience laughing]
Boo Boo gonna do what Boo Boo gonna do.
[ Audience laughing ]
My boss is coming over for dinner,
and I told him we were Brazilian.
Put on these carnival headdresses
and make it snappy, Pappy.
Hope: I made a clone to go to school for me.
Okay, bud. I'm going to go to bed.
Just because I'm a fish doesn't mean I'm not your grandma.
The Blurbs are going to Nashville!
Boo Boo gonna do what Boo Boo gonna do.
You know, I think we all learned something today.
Aah! [ Grunts sleepily ]
[ Distorted ] ♪ Life is sweet, or that's what I heard♪
Uh, hey, bud.♪ Only if you blurb when you're blurbin' the Blurbs♪
You, uh -- You okay?
You still, uh, watching the show?
-Sure am, Pappy! -Aah!
-It's looking good, Sumo. -It's not done,
but, I mean, I can sort of live in it.
-Do you want a blueberry? -Yeah.
[ Both laugh ]
Clarence: [ Singsong voice ] Oh, boys!
Clarry's home!
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Clarence?
Um, how was your weekend?
Oh, it was [blowing raspberry]
Okay. That was kind of rude. You want a blueberry?
Unh-unh. Clarry does not mess with that.
[ Audience laughs]
[ Laughs ]
Okay...?
You want a Popsicle, man?
Sure do. And make it snappy, Pappy.
"Pappy"? Clarence, have you been watching "The Blurbs"?
That show is awful.
Pfft, who ordered the butthead with a side of nerd sauce?
[ Laughs ]
The humor is base, and the plots are cliche.
Hmm? Oh.
Did you make this? It's so --
-Whoa, wh-- -Clarence, no!
Whoa! [ Sighs ]
[ Chuckles ] Okay. Pretty funny, man.
That was a close one.
Oh...no!
What the heck, man?!
Oops. Looks like I Clarry'd it.
[ Laughter]
So, a shooting star is just a meteor
that's burning up because it entered the Earth's atmosphere.
-Pretty cool, right? -Unh-unh-unh.
Something smells fishy about that.
[ Laughter ]
Uh, good one, Clarence. Uh, "The Blurbs."
Okay. Now -- Now, let's get back to that meteorite.
Anyone want to know what's made out of?
-Guh! Whoops! -Ow!
We just bumped heads,
and now I think I'm Percy, and he thinks he's me.
[ Laughter ]Okay, Clarence, that's enough.
[ Laughs ] Man, "The Blurbs" is the best.
No. It isn't.
So, Gilben's pretty much a dummy, right?
Oh, my gosh. He's standing right behind me, isn't he?
[ Kids laugh awkwardly ]
Uh, Gilben doesn't even go to this school anymore.
Psh. I guess I really Clarry'd it in front of Gilben.
Clarence, are you feeling okay?
You know, guys, we all learned something today.
Bees![ All screaming ]
[ Humming ]
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The Wendles are going on vacation.
Clarence, what are you doing?
Wha-- Y-- Wha-- You bought tickets to Hawaii?!
Aloha, baby!
Mary: Ah, geez, I got to call the credit card people.
[ Laughing ]Clarry gonna do what Clarry gonna do.
Ah, Clarry.
No. All right. Listen. No -- Yeah.
I already contacted the airline. They told me to call you.
Uh, Mary, you better get out here.
[ Both panting ]
Clarence, what the heck are you doing?
Well, I always wanted a bathroom...with a view.
[ Both scream ]
-Huh? -Whoops!
I guess I really dropped a big one.
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We got to snap him out of this.
Mm. He won't listen.
I don't know what to do.[ Door opens ]
Clarry's home!
[ All scream ]
'Sup, Clarry?
'Sup, Chad?
-Fixing the toilet? -Yep.
And, uh, something smells...
-fishy about that! -Fishy about that!
Hmm. Hey, Clarry, what are you going to do today?
Well, Clarry gonna do what Clarry gonna do.
I have an idea, but we'll need a "Blurbs" expert.
What?
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Clarry's home! Huh?
Hmm.
♪ Life is sweet, or that's what I heard ♪
♪ That's what I heard ♪ Only if you blurb
-Whoo! All right! -We got Clarry on set!
Places, people! And action!
Hmm?
♪ It's the Blurbs
Hmm.
Clarry's home!
Hi, Clarry. I was just baking
and ran out of counter space,
so I had to put a cake on the recliner.
I hope no one sits on it.
[ Tink! Tink! Tink! ]
Clarry's got to take a load off.
[ Squish ]
[ Laughter, chickens squawking ]
Clarry, it's time to end this show.
Nobody likes sitcoms anymore.
Sumo ain't gonna mess with that.
Actually, it should be, "Sumo does notmess with that."
[ Laughter ]
Aren't you tired of this, Clarry?
One bite from this magical blueberry,
and "The Blurbs" will finally be over.
[ Audience "ooh"s]
Uh...
Come on, Clarry. Don't you want to see the credits roll?
No!
We've got so many wacky adventures ahead of us.
-Aah! -No! Just eat the berry, Clarry,
so we can have our friend back.
Okay. Fine.
-Ow. -Oops. I Clarry'd it.
-Just eat the dang thing. -Sumo, you should say,
"Something smells fishy about that."
I don't care!
[ Grunting ]
Oh, so now you're directing.
Sure. Let's try some of your "suggestions."
I'll be in my trailer.
Hmm, looks like someone needs to swim upstream.
Ugh. Come on, man. Enough with this "Blurbs" stuff.
It was funny at first, but now I just miss my buddy Clarence.
Are you still in there?
[ Gasping, choking ]
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Huh?
[ Breathing heavily ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Breathing shakily ]
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[ Gulps ]
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Buddy, are you back?
Oh, hey, Sumo. Whoa. What am I wearing?
And who put this cake on my butt?
[ Laughs ]
Wait. You don't remember Clarry?
Clarry?
Aah? And the show's canceled!
Yep! Time for the wrap party! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[ Sighs ] You guys want to go watch some TV?
-No! -Yeah, we're sick of TV.
Let's go do something else.
Want to help me rebuild my shack?
Yeah. If we work together,
we'll make it the most best shack ever.
Boo Boo, you've been watching too much TV.
Real life isn't a sitcom.
Are you still in there?
[ Grunting ]
Wait. What?
[ Roar]Aah!
♪ Early to bed
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♪ Early to rise
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♪ Pickin' my nose