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[ Remote clicks ]

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[ Upbeat music plays ]

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♪♪

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♪ I don't care what you say!

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♪♪

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♪ I'm gonna do what I want
all day! ♪

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♪ I'm the king of the world!
I'm the king of the world! ♪

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♪ I'm the king of the world!
I'm the king of the world! ♪

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♪ I'm the king of the world!
I'm the king of the world! ♪

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♪♪

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Check it out. I'm going to spend
the three-day weekend

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eating all
these Popsicles.

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Then I'm going
to use the sticks

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to build my own room
right here in the garage.

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And then I shall
finally know peace.

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I'm going to pick
blueberries with my moms.

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How are you spending your
three-day weekend, Clarence?

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[ Chuckles,
imitates fanfare ]

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Her name's Sally.
I'm going to put her

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in so much water,
and then she's going to get

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-as big as my house.
-Aw, sweet.

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[ Car horn beeps ]H-Hey, Clarence, you in there?

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Um, I'm not coming in.[ Dogs barking ]

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I'll be right there, Chad!

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I'll see you guys
on Tuesday.

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With my big ol' dinosaur.

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Announcer:
Get ready to laugh.

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Our three-day "Blurbs"
marathon begins now.

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All your favorite "Blurbs"
episodes all weekend long.

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[ Humming ]

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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!

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[ Gasps ]
Look at her go!

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[ Audience laughing][ Chad laughs ]

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What are you watching?

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Oh, this show
from when I was a kid.

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Such a classic.

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Oh, family, Willie's home.

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♪♪

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♪ Life is sweet,
or that's what I heard ♪

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♪ That's what I heard ♪ Only if you blurb

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♪ When you're
blurbin' the Blurbs ♪

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♪ We eat spaghetti,
and life is the herbs ♪

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♪ Herbs

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♪ It's the Blurbs

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Yeah. I have the whole series
on tape,

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but, yeah, it's best
to watch it live.

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[ Glass shatters ]Huh?

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Wha-- What on earth was that?

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[ Sizzling ]

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[ Audience laughing ]

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Loretta does not
mess with that.

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Hope, what happened?

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Boo Boo sabotaged
one of my experiments,

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and the dance
is tonight!

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Oops!
Guess I boo-boo'd it!

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[ Audience laughing ][ Laughs ]

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You're right, Dad.
Guess I just needed

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some old-fashioned
"Blurbs" family cooking

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to remind me
what's really important.

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You know it, kiddo.

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Even Ma got a date to the dance.

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[ Audience "ooh"s ]

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Hooked me a nice one.

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[ Laughter ]

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Hmm, that was pretty good.

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Now time to go check on
Sally and --

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Announcer:
Don't move. Up next,

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we continue our three-day-long
"Blurbs"-athon.

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Maybe one more.

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Hey, Boo Boo.
How was school?

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School? It was
[blows raspberry]

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And we all know your mother
can get pretty scary

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when she goes shopping.

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[ Gulps ] She's right
behind me, isn't she?

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Yeah, and there was
a two-for-one sale

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on knuckle sandwiches.

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-Ooh!
-Burn!

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-Yeah!
-Oh, great. Here comes Patti.

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Probably want to borrow
my underwear again.

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Loretta does not mess with that.

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[ Audience laughs]Unh-unh.

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Hey, Clarence,
your friend Breehn

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is having a slumber party.
You want to go?

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No, I think I'm just
going to stay here.

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So, Derrick, it looks like
we're finally alone.

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[ Audience "ooh"s ]

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Wow.

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[ Both smooching ]

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You better start
swimming upstream, boy!

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[ Both scream ]

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[ Audience laughing]

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Boo Boo gonna do
what Boo Boo gonna do.

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[ Audience laughing ]

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My boss is coming
over for dinner,

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and I told him
we were Brazilian.

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Put on these
carnival headdresses

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and make it snappy, Pappy.

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Hope: I made a clone
to go to school for me.

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Okay, bud. I'm going
to go to bed.

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Just because I'm a fish doesn't
mean I'm not your grandma.

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The Blurbs are
going to Nashville!

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Boo Boo gonna do
what Boo Boo gonna do.

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You know, I think we all
learned something today.

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Aah!
[ Grunts sleepily ]

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[ Distorted ] ♪ Life is sweet,
or that's what I heard♪

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Uh, hey, bud.♪ Only if you blurb when
you're blurbin' the Blurbs♪

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You, uh -- You okay?

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You still, uh,
watching the show?

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-Sure am, Pappy!
-Aah!

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-It's looking good, Sumo.
-It's not done,

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but, I mean,
I can sort of live in it.

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-Do you want a blueberry?
-Yeah.

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[ Both laugh ]

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Clarence: [ Singsong voice ]
Oh, boys!

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Clarry's home!

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♪♪

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Clarence?

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Um, how was
your weekend?

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Oh, it was
[blowing raspberry]

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Okay. That was kind of rude.
You want a blueberry?

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Unh-unh.
Clarry does not mess with that.

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[ Audience laughs]

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[ Laughs ]

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Okay...?

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You want
a Popsicle, man?

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Sure do.
And make it snappy, Pappy.

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"Pappy"? Clarence, have you been
watching "The Blurbs"?

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That show is awful.

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Pfft, who ordered the butthead
with a side of nerd sauce?

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[ Laughs ]

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The humor is base,
and the plots are cliche.

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Hmm? Oh.

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Did you make this?
It's so --

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-Whoa, wh--
-Clarence, no!

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Whoa!
[ Sighs ]

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[ Chuckles ]
Okay. Pretty funny, man.

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That was a close one.

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Oh...no!

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What the heck, man?!

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Oops. Looks like I Clarry'd it.

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[ Laughter]

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So, a shooting star
is just a meteor

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that's burning up because it
entered the Earth's atmosphere.

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-Pretty cool, right?
-Unh-unh-unh.

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Something smells
fishy about that.

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[ Laughter ]

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Uh, good one, Clarence.
Uh, "The Blurbs."

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Okay. Now -- Now, let's
get back to that meteorite.

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Anyone want to know
what's made out of?

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-Guh! Whoops!
-Ow!

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We just bumped heads,

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and now I think I'm Percy,
and he thinks he's me.

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[ Laughter ]Okay, Clarence, that's enough.

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[ Laughs ]
Man, "The Blurbs" is the best.

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No. It isn't.

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So, Gilben's pretty
much a dummy, right?

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Oh, my gosh. He's standing
right behind me, isn't he?

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[ Kids laugh awkwardly ]

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Uh, Gilben doesn't even
go to this school anymore.

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Psh. I guess I really
Clarry'd it in front of Gilben.

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Clarence, are you
feeling okay?

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You know, guys, we all
learned something today.

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Bees![ All screaming ]

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[ Humming ]

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♪♪

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The Wendles are
going on vacation.

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Clarence, what are you doing?

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Wha-- Y-- Wha--
You bought tickets to Hawaii?!

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Aloha, baby!

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Mary: Ah, geez, I got to call
the credit card people.

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[ Laughing ]Clarry gonna do
what Clarry gonna do.

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Ah, Clarry.

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No. All right.
Listen. No -- Yeah.

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I already contacted the airline.
They told me to call you.

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Uh, Mary, you better
get out here.

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[ Both panting ]

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Clarence, what the heck
are you doing?

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Well, I always wanted
a bathroom...with a view.

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[ Both scream ]

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-Huh?
-Whoops!

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I guess I really
dropped a big one.

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♪♪

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We got to snap him
out of this.

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Mm. He won't listen.

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I don't know what to do.[ Door opens ]

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Clarry's home!

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[ All scream ]

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'Sup, Clarry?

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'Sup, Chad?

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-Fixing the toilet?
-Yep.

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And, uh,
something smells...

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-fishy about that!
-Fishy about that!

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Hmm. Hey, Clarry, what are
you going to do today?

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Well, Clarry gonna do
what Clarry gonna do.

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I have an idea, but we'll
need a "Blurbs" expert.

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What?

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Clarry's home! Huh?

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Hmm.

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♪ Life is sweet,
or that's what I heard ♪

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♪ That's what I heard ♪ Only if you blurb

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-Whoo! All right!
-We got Clarry on set!

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Places, people! And action!

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Hmm?

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♪ It's the Blurbs

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Hmm.

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Clarry's home!

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Hi, Clarry.
I was just baking

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and ran out
of counter space,

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so I had to put a cake
on the recliner.

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I hope no one sits on it.

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[ Tink! Tink! Tink! ]

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Clarry's got to take a load off.

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[ Squish ]

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[ Laughter, chickens squawking ]

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Clarry, it's time
to end this show.

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Nobody likes
sitcoms anymore.

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Sumo ain't gonna mess with that.

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Actually, it should be,
"Sumo does notmess with that."

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[ Laughter ]

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Aren't you tired
of this, Clarry?

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One bite from this
magical blueberry,

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and "The Blurbs"
will finally be over.

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[ Audience "ooh"s]

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Uh...

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Come on, Clarry. Don't you want
to see the credits roll?

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No!

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We've got so many wacky
adventures ahead of us.

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-Aah!
-No! Just eat the berry, Clarry,

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so we can have
our friend back.

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Okay. Fine.

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-Ow.
-Oops. I Clarry'd it.

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-Just eat the dang thing.
-Sumo, you should say,

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"Something smells fishy
about that."

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I don't care!

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[ Grunting ]

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Oh, so now
you're directing.

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Sure. Let's try some
of your "suggestions."

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I'll be in my trailer.

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Hmm, looks like someone
needs to swim upstream.

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Ugh. Come on, man.
Enough with this "Blurbs" stuff.

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It was funny at first, but now
I just miss my buddy Clarence.

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Are you still in there?

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[ Gasping, choking ]

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♪♪

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Huh?

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[ Breathing heavily ]

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Breathing shakily ]

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♪♪

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[ Gulps ]

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♪♪

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Buddy, are you back?

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Oh, hey, Sumo.
Whoa. What am I wearing?

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And who put this cake
on my butt?

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[ Laughs ]

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Wait. You don't
remember Clarry?

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Clarry?

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Aah?
And the show's canceled!

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Yep! Time for the wrap party!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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[ Sighs ] You guys
want to go watch some TV?

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-No!
-Yeah, we're sick of TV.

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Let's go do something else.

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Want to help me
rebuild my shack?

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Yeah.
If we work together,

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we'll make it
the most best shack ever.

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Boo Boo, you've been
watching too much TV.

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Real life isn't a sitcom.

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Are you still in there?

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[ Grunting ]

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Wait. What?

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[ Roar]Aah!

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♪ Early to bed

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♪♪

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♪ Early to rise

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♪♪

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♪ Pickin' my nose