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[ Remote clicks ]

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[ Upbeat music plays ]

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♪ I don't care what you say!

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♪ I'm gonna do what I want
all day! ♪

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♪ I'm the king of the world!
I'm the king of the world! ♪

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♪ I'm the king of the world!
I'm the king of the world! ♪

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♪ I'm the king of the world!
I'm the king of the world! ♪

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♪♪

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[ Laughter ]

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Movie time, movie time!

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Movie night
for the boys!

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We can watch a movie and stay up
as late as we want, my mom said.

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What are we gonna rent?

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Oh, "Skateboard Dog 2:
Pup Police!"

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Oh, yeah, that's right.I hope we get more of like

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a dramadie, to be honest.

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What's a "dramadie" mean?

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It's a drama and a comedy
put together.

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Two movies, like,
back to back?

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No, it's --Like a Frankenstein!

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No, guys, guys --

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Oh, we could get
a Frankenstein movie!

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I like that!Hup, just put this in here.

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Whoa.
Hello in there!

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Maybe it's a doorway to
an alternate dimension.

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Like a secret portal
into another world

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and you go in
and there's a guy with --

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has goat legs
and plays a little flute.

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And everything's
in B minor.

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Exactly!
Goat man!

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Goat man?

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Ma'am,
we don't carry that film.

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Well, here's how
I feel about it --

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I'll tell ya,
since you asked.

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Sorry, it's Vanessa?

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[ Clattering ]Uh, excuse me, guys?

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I'm trying to talk to my friend
here about movies.

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Yeah, I heard.And you're making it
very difficult.

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Vanessa! [ Smooches ]

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[ Laughter ]Okay.

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Are you dating Vanessa?

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Very funny. Listen --Who's Vanessa?

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Can I help you
with anything?Vanessa: Hello?

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Is there anything
I can help you with?Hello?

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My mom gave me $5.00,

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and she said that we can get
whatever movie we want,

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as long as it's not
too much for grown-ups.

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$5.00, sir.

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Also,
she gave me this here!

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Rental world card.

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Vanessa: Hello?Well, well, well.

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Hello,
film-loving friends.

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Hello.
Hi.Uh, how do you do? Welcome.

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Hi!Very good, sir, well.
Very well.

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[ Chuckles ]
Ah, I love it!

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Welcome to
my rental world.

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I'd love to help you --

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Are these cutouts
for sale?

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These cutouts -- no!
These cutouts are not for sale.

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Can I take one?
Can I have one?

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No, those are for the --[ Imitates gunfire ]

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Put that down!

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Oh! Look out!Put it down.

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Can you please put it --
Put it down, please.

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Vanessa never is
this mean to us.

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Now, look. I feel like I've been
put here on this planet

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so that I can guide
the three of you

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into finding
the ultimate film experience.

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Do you guys see
what I'm sayin'?

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What kind of movie
that we want to get?

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That's exactly what
I'm trying to tell you.

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I think we know.Yeah, well,
we kind of came here

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for "Skateboard Dog 2:
Pup Police."
Yeah.

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Oh, yeah, that's a good movie,
right?Yeah, you got that one?

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I-I forbid you to see
that movie. It's not --

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But he's a police dog now![ Telephone ringing ]

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Oh, I know.
I saw it.

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Vanessa!Vanessa: Hello, I'm --

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Calm -- calm down!
Calm down, I'm just...

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Clarence: I can't wait to see
"Skateboard Dog 2!"

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[ Chuckles ]It's gonna be a good movie

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'cause the skateboard dog
joins the police!

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Yeah.You know, I really saw a dog
shoot a gun once.

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Whoa, really?

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Yeah,
it was an Airedale.

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Clarence,
don't believe him.What?! Why not?

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Do you think that dog
could shoot a gun?

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Uh, Truffaut?

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If he was perturbed enough.

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No!
Hey, little pup!

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Do you know where
"Skateboard Dog 2" is?

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Guys -- Uh, hey! Back away
from the dog a little bit.

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Oh, maybe he does
have a gun!

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Uh, that's Traffaut.Hey, puppy!

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Traffaut needs,
uh, to sleep.

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He ate my shoe earlier, so,
uh, he doesn't feel so good.

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Hey, do you know what happens
when you go to return the tape

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and you put it in the hole and
then it kind of just disappears?

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Yeah, of course I know.
I know.

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I thought maybe
there's this goat man.

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This is a guy
that I thought of.

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When you put the video,
and he watches them

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and rewinds them for you.Uh-huh.

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Well, there's no goat man.
There's me -- there's me man.

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Heh. I'm your goat man.
Is that what you're asking?

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It just goes bucket?

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This one is not rewound,
which is a $17, uh, charge.

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Oh, my goodness.

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They must have rented them
all out!

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[ Gasps ]

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Oh!
There's one
on the top shelf!

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Yeah!
Here we go!

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Sumo, this is not smart.
We shouldn't.

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Let's see here.
"Skateboard Dog."
Oh, there it is!

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Wait,
we were gonna rent that!

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I mean, this is the last copy,
though,

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and my niece really
loves these movies.

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Your niece --
tell her to wait a week!

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You know what? No. I mean, my
niece really likes these movies.

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Ah, come on, man!

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Oh! [ Groans ]

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I didn't get it.

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Do you guys want to
see this movie here?

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It's called
"The Christmas Train."

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It's a cartoon,
but it kind of looks real.

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But it's this guy,
and he --
Clarence.

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He has a train for Christmas
and, uh --Clarence. Clarence.

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Clarence!
What?!

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I seen it!
Oh.

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We gotta pick something
that no one has seen before,

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because I don't want to
hear about the plot
before it happens.

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You're Captain Spoiler
every time!

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Okay, Sumo.You're always saying,
"Hey, I heard that this" --

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First,
I don't sound like that.

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And, two, when I do it,
I'm nuancial.

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I do it in a nuancial way,

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when I'm warning
about the nuances.What does that mean?

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Okay, nuancial,
let's just make sure

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that it's something that
none of us have ever seen?

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Okay,
that's good with me.
Agreed.

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Deal.
Deal.
Sweet.

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I know you said that
you already saw it a bunch,

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but I'm just gonna put this tape
right in my shirt

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just so no one else
can get it.

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Hey, you look funny!

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You want to punch me?
It's not even gonna hurt.

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Ha ha! [ Grunts ]

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[ Laughs ]
It doesn't even hurt!
Wow!

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I think we should split up
to cover more ground.

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All right, split up.Sounds good to me.

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Hey, Jeff, what do you think
about muscles!

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Oh, great,
muscles, yeah.

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Video strength!Sumo's the muscle man!

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No, not action.

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Oh, romance!

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We meet again.

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"What -- what are you
gonna do tonight?

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Are you gonna...

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We could go get some seafood
together?"

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You talkin' to me?Uh!

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Oh! Hanging out in the, uh,
romance section, are ya?

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No!This guy again.

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If you guys like romance, you
may want to check out, uh...

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Oh.

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Clarence: ♪ Gonna put you here,
and I put the sequel there ♪

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Hand me some of those tapes
with the puffy case.

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That'll make a good domino
right here.

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Yeah!

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Hey,
did you find anything?

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Um...We're still
lookin' for stuff.

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I've seen everything
in here!Yeah, we're looking
pretty hard.

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Um...Okay, well,
keep on looking.

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Keep on going!

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"Le Petite Tortue!"

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A lowly
tire factory worker...

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Intrigue and passion?
[ Gasps ]

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What the?

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So, uh, are you guys
still searching?

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We're still looking!Workin' on it!

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Put one right there.

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Well, good job, guys!

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[ Grunts ]

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Hey!
Aw!
Oops, sorry.

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I was just looking
for a movie!

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What's going on here!They fell over.

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Guys,
tapes isn't dominoes!

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Can I help you find a movie,
please.

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Yeah, I think we're going to
go look for something else,

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but thank you.Thanks for your interest.

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Sorry for my friends.

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Thanks, guys.
Thanks a lot.

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All right, everybody,
pick your picks!

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What do you got, Sumo?"The Regurgitator"!

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He's like a cyborg from the
future, but he barfs on ya!

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That's gross, Sumo.Kind of funny.

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I know,
that's what makes it good!Oh!

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I got this movie here.

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No one's seen it yet,
I don't think!

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"Tom Blarps 4"...Clarence!

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But just read --Open the case
and hand it over.

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Well, uh,
you can just read --

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Just as I thought!
"The Christmas Train"!

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I'll put it back.

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What you got, Jeff?It's a French film.

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Is this
in black and white?

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Clarence,
don't doubt it!

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Hmm.
I don't like that one.

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Clarence, you got
one more chance.

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Pick one.Okay, um, it's called
"Better Buns at Home."

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Um, Jeff, I think that maybe you
can have better buns, right?

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What are you saying,
Clarence?
I mean, me, too!

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We can all
have better buns!

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We will let the dog decide!

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Truffaut, look into my eyes
and say "Le Petite!"Come on, Truffaut.

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Bums!Put your paw on it!

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Pick the buns mo--Excuse me, guys?

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Leave the dog alone.

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How 'bout this, you guys?

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I'm just gonna...
[ Grunts ]

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See if you guys like it,
then we're gonna rent it.

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And if you don't like it,
we don't have to.

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How 'bout that?
Okay.

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Hit play here.
Uh-oh.

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[ Thud ]

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Hey, guys, what's up?

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My name is Crystal,
as you know.

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And we are doing, you got it --
"Better Buns 3."

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Here we go!
Okay, and two.

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Guys, I can't participate
in this.

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We should pick
a different movie.

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Y-You don't like it?

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My head, it --
it's too big

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for my arms
to go over my...

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head like that.Oh, come on!
Don't say that!

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You got this!
You got it!

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What is that?Come on!

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Guys,
what are you doin'?

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Exercisin''.Come on, we got this.

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You know what? No,
I don't think so.

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I'm gonna -- Can you
put this back for me?

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[ Sighs ]

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All right, guys,
you're going to love this one.

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"The Regurgitator," the barfing
robot from the future!

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00:08:04,414 --> 00:08:06,313
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

245
00:08:06,347 --> 00:08:08,039
Wow, he barfing on him!I don't know about this.

246
00:08:08,073 --> 00:08:09,419
He's the regurgitator!Oh, no!

247
00:08:09,454 --> 00:08:10,524
Okay, turn it off!

248
00:08:10,559 --> 00:08:12,699
All right.
I'll watch it alone sometime.

249
00:08:12,733 --> 00:08:14,424
What do you got?

250
00:08:14,459 --> 00:08:16,185
Bonjour...

251
00:08:16,219 --> 00:08:18,221
Listen to how classy
he is!

252
00:08:18,256 --> 00:08:21,017
[ Speaking French]

253
00:08:21,052 --> 00:08:24,020
This sounds boring.
It's just in black in white.Yeah, le P.U.!

254
00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:26,540
No, but read what he's
actually saying. Like,
if you read what, like --

255
00:08:26,575 --> 00:08:28,335
It's so tiny
at the bottom.

256
00:08:28,369 --> 00:08:29,578
Le stinky!

257
00:08:29,612 --> 00:08:31,407
[ Continues in French]

258
00:08:31,441 --> 00:08:32,926
Okay, this isn't the best part,
but --

259
00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,824
Sorry, I'm vetoing.
Eject.

260
00:08:34,859 --> 00:08:36,239
Guys, I can't decide,

261
00:08:36,274 --> 00:08:38,172
so how about we just go
bring it up to the clerk,

262
00:08:38,207 --> 00:08:39,588
and then he'll pick for us?

263
00:08:39,622 --> 00:08:40,830
The guy who works here?

264
00:08:40,865 --> 00:08:42,245
Yeah, the movie guy.Hmm.

265
00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,557
[ Groans ]

266
00:08:43,592 --> 00:08:45,835
Look who came crawling back
to me, all the sudden.

267
00:08:45,870 --> 00:08:47,906
Uh, it's not really
like that.

268
00:08:47,941 --> 00:08:50,426
I mean, you know a lot
about movies!

269
00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:52,566
Funny that you mention that,
'cause I-I actually do
know a lot about movies.

270
00:08:52,601 --> 00:08:55,017
See, that's what I thought!
"Who could we ask?"

271
00:08:55,051 --> 00:08:56,950
And you were the first one --
all of us said it

272
00:08:56,984 --> 00:08:58,917
at the same time --
the clerk guy.

273
00:08:58,952 --> 00:09:00,574
Come on up!Three, two, one!

274
00:09:00,609 --> 00:09:01,851
The clerk guy!Clerk guy!

275
00:09:01,886 --> 00:09:03,059
See, that's how
it happened!

276
00:09:03,094 --> 00:09:04,751
Yep.All right, all right.

277
00:09:04,785 --> 00:09:06,580
[ Sighs ]
Let's see what you got.

278
00:09:06,615 --> 00:09:08,789
Oh!
Whose selection is this?

279
00:09:08,824 --> 00:09:10,929
Whose? Whose?This guy right here.

280
00:09:10,964 --> 00:09:13,967
Okay, yeah, well,
we'll file this under "P"

281
00:09:14,001 --> 00:09:15,727
for, uh, pretentious,
award bait, garbage.

282
00:09:15,762 --> 00:09:17,384
But whoa.

283
00:09:17,418 --> 00:09:19,938
So that's -- that's what you're
lookin' at for this movie.

284
00:09:19,973 --> 00:09:21,457
You're pretentious
award bait!

285
00:09:21,491 --> 00:09:23,045
All right, what else?
Uh, what is this?

286
00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:24,771
You know that one?"The Regurgitator"?

287
00:09:24,805 --> 00:09:28,084
I mean, it's fine if you like
technically proficient

288
00:09:28,119 --> 00:09:30,397
but culturally
barren films.

289
00:09:30,431 --> 00:09:31,812
I don't know --Do I?!

290
00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:33,158
"Better Buns at Home"?

291
00:09:33,193 --> 00:09:34,781
Clarence: Oh, yeah,
that's the one I picked.

292
00:09:34,815 --> 00:09:37,404
This is about as good as you're
gonna get for buns videos.

293
00:09:37,438 --> 00:09:40,614
But I gotta say, guys,
ya gotta rent all three.

294
00:09:40,649 --> 00:09:42,616
All right?
Let me just get this ready.

295
00:09:42,651 --> 00:09:44,100
Huh.
Can we do that?

296
00:09:44,135 --> 00:09:45,343
Wow!Get the paperwork together.

297
00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,483
You are a wise man, sir.He's like a prophet!

298
00:09:47,517 --> 00:09:49,105
You picked the turtle one,
huh?

299
00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:51,936
Says something very specific
about you.

300
00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:53,351
Well, oh, okay.

301
00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,491
Computer...Oh, here's my card here.

302
00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:57,769
Ah, thank you very much.
You are --

303
00:09:57,804 --> 00:09:59,668
I'm Sumo.Excuse me?

304
00:09:59,702 --> 00:10:00,979
I'm Sumo!He's Sumo,

305
00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:02,912
and that's Jeff,
and I'm Clarence.

306
00:10:02,947 --> 00:10:04,189
All right, good.
Good!

307
00:10:04,224 --> 00:10:06,122
Nice to meet, uh...
Uh-oh.

308
00:10:06,157 --> 00:10:07,503
[ Computer beeps ]I'm Sumo.

309
00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:08,815
Who are Mary and Chad?

310
00:10:08,849 --> 00:10:10,644
That's my mom,
and that's Chad.

311
00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:13,164
Okay, well --Her common-law husband.

312
00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:15,822
Okay, guys, hold on.
I see a lot of late fees here.

313
00:10:15,856 --> 00:10:17,271
Uh-oh.Can you scan it again?

314
00:10:17,306 --> 00:10:18,652
There's a notification here
says

315
00:10:18,687 --> 00:10:20,309
there's not a lot of tapes
being rewound here!

316
00:10:20,343 --> 00:10:21,793
Let's get the man
his money!

317
00:10:21,828 --> 00:10:24,037
You didn't even rewind
the tape you just returned!

318
00:10:24,071 --> 00:10:27,040
Clarence:
We got an extra penny in there,
so that's $5.00 and a penny.

319
00:10:27,074 --> 00:10:30,664
I can't rent you this.
Guys, this is cinema!

320
00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:33,149
I can't look at you anymore.

321
00:10:33,184 --> 00:10:34,841
Out of my video store!Run!

322
00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:36,290
Let's go, let's go![ Bell jingles ]

323
00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:38,396
We don't need a movie
to have fun,

324
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,778
'cause we can just hang out
and do something else!

325
00:10:40,812 --> 00:10:42,814
Maybe we can
get some food?

326
00:10:42,849 --> 00:10:44,195
That workout
made me starvin'!

327
00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:45,783
I'm thinkin'
Marianio's, too.

328
00:10:45,817 --> 00:10:47,198
I got 'em on speed dial!

329
00:10:47,232 --> 00:10:49,200
Nah, Chinese food
from Royal Wok!

330
00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:51,167
More like "Wok straight
to the bathroom," man!Nah!

331
00:10:51,202 --> 00:10:53,031
[ Telephone rings ]Guys, the phone's ringing.

332
00:10:53,066 --> 00:10:54,377
Hello?Video Store Clerk: Hello,

333
00:10:54,412 --> 00:10:55,896
this is the guy
from the video store!

334
00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:58,485
Oh, geez!Is Mary or Chad here?
You owe us money!

335
00:10:58,519 --> 00:11:00,314
[ High-pitched voice ]
Uh, sorry, you have
the wrong number.

336
00:11:00,349 --> 00:11:02,006
This is not where they live.

337
00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,939
Uh, there's no Mary here.

338
00:11:04,802 --> 00:11:06,666
♪ Early to bed

339
00:11:08,046 --> 00:11:10,531
♪ Early to rise

340
00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:14,121
♪ Picking my nose