1 00:00:01,640 --> 00:00:02,480 [REMOTE CLICKS] 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,240 [♪♪♪] 3 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:09,160 ♪ I don't care what you say! ♪ 4 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:13,120 ♪ I'm gonna do 5 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:13,120 What I want all day! ♪ 6 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:15,800 ♪ I'm the king of the world! 7 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:15,800 I'm the king of the world! ♪ 8 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,000 ♪ I'm the king of the world! 9 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,000 I'm the king of the world! ♪ 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,200 ♪ I'm the king of the world! 11 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,200 I'm the king of the world! ♪ 12 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,480 [♪♪♪] 13 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:33,960 'Kay. I'm gonna play level 4 14 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:33,960 Thundragon with plus-2 Fire. 15 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,520 My Divorcion 16 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,520 has Lightning power 17 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,200 when I use it 18 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,200 with Wizard Water card. 19 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,160 CLARENCE: 20 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,160 My guy chops 21 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,160 through your guy 22 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:41,480 'cause he has a chainsaw 23 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:41,480 and yours is wood. 24 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:43,280 [IMITATES CHAINSAW BUZZING] 25 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:43,280 Uh... 26 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,160 Thanks for the fun, guys! 27 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,160 See you later! 28 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:48,520 BELSON: 29 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:48,520 "Wah! I'm in jail for a crime 30 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:48,520 I didn't commit." 31 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,120 Come on. If you can't do 32 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,120 the time, why do the crime? 33 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:52,400 He shouldn't have stolen. 34 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,400 Just get a job and earn it 35 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,400 like my dad did. 36 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,480 BOTH [CHANTING]: 37 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,480 Go, Belson! Go, Belson! 38 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,480 It's your birthday! 39 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,320 Whazzup? 40 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,520 Okay. That was a very, uh, 41 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,520 practical point of view. 42 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,360 Um. Okay. Clarence, you're next. 43 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,640 First of all, sincerely happy 44 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,640 birthday to you, Belson. 45 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,040 You can have my bag of hair 46 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,040 if you want. 47 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:14,000 Anyway, I thought this book 48 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:14,000 was so great. 49 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,240 I started reading it, 50 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,240 and he was in jail, 51 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,000 and I thought, "What if 52 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,000 the jail was made out of cake 53 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,480 or something and he could eat 54 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,480 through the bars and get out?" 55 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,800 Yeah. Like, and, what if? 56 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,920 Hey, thank you, Clarence. 57 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,080 Now, did anyone 58 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,080 actually read the book? 59 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,440 [TEACHER CHUCKLES] 60 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,360 I really think everyone 61 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,360 liked my cake-jail idea. 62 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:35,440 Wasn't it so funny? 63 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,080 [LAUGHS] 64 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,080 Well, I mean, I loved it. 65 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,840 It was pretty funny, 66 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,840 but have you thought about 67 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,480 not staying stuff like that? 68 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,360 I don't think everyone can 69 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,360 relate to your sense of humor. 70 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,840 Yeah, but what about a pie jail? 71 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,360 What if the bars are made 72 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,360 of chocolate in the jail? 73 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,440 Then you could eat 74 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,440 right through them. 75 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,600 See? That's exactly 76 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,600 what I'm talking about. 77 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,440 You can't just spout words 78 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,440 at people and hope they stick. 79 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,560 Maybe you should look at people 80 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,560 who are good conversationalists 81 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:02,160 and try to copy what they do. 82 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:02,160 Okay, Jeff. I hear you. 83 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:05,160 But what about a ice-cream cat? 84 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:05,160 Meow! Meow! 85 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,760 Don't eat me! Meow! 86 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,240 I'd probably eat him. 87 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,240 Don't eat him! 88 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,840 Just give it some thought, 89 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,840 okay? 90 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:11,960 Okay. 91 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:11,960 [BELL RINGS] 92 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,880 [GASPS] 93 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,880 The bell's ringing! 94 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:17,400 Ladies and gentlemen 95 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:17,400 of the jury, I object. 96 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,280 Enjoy a cup of joe 97 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,280 with contemporary artist-- 98 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,880 [TV CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 99 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,960 Okay, Jeff said I got to find 100 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,960 a good conversationalist. 101 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,160 That's when 102 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,160 her tooth fell out! 103 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,640 [LAUGHTER] 104 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,560 Oh, wow. 105 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,560 That guy's really good. 106 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,520 Welcome to 107 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,520 The Clarence Show. 108 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,800 what do you want to talk about, 109 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,800 Mr. Bacon Chips? 110 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,080 "Talking makes me nervous. 111 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,080 Blah!" 112 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,720 [RIM SHOT] 113 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,720 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 114 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,400 Nobody actually laughed. 115 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,560 Whoa. 116 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,080 What's he doing 117 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,080 with that horn? 118 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,320 Blah, blah, blah, blah. 119 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,000 Rah-blah, blah, blah. 120 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,000 [HORN HONKS] 121 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,160 Blah. 122 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,160 [HORN HONKS] 123 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,600 Oh, he's honking it. 124 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:51,640 [GIGGLES] 125 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:54,360 [HORNS HONKING] 126 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:54,360 [LAUGHING] 127 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,440 [LAUGHING] 128 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,120 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 129 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,800 [HORN HONKS LOUDLY] 130 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,480 [SIREN WAILS] 131 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,760 [LAUGHS] 132 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,760 That horn is a killer. 133 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:08,200 I wish I had one. Then I could 134 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:08,200 just honk instead of talk. 135 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,360 [GASPS] 136 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,360 I just had the biggest i-- 137 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,000 One horn, please. 138 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,720 Oh. Is this for your bike? 139 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,880 Nope. 140 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,880 It's for my conversation skills. 141 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,040 Oh. 142 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,040 That's just wonderful. 143 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,440 [BEEPS] 144 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,440 [BELL JINGLES] 145 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:21,840 Tee-hee-hee! 146 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,200 [HORN HONKING] 147 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,200 [GASPS] 148 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,120 [GEESE HONKING] 149 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:30,240 ALL: 150 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:30,240 I pledge allegiance to the fla-- 151 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,440 [HORN HONKS] 152 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,440 [LAUGHTER] 153 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,520 ALL: 154 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,520 --of the United States 155 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,520 of America. 156 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:35,960 [HORN HONKS] 157 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:35,960 [GIGGLES] 158 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,400 And to the republic 159 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,400 for which it-- 160 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,840 [HORN HONKS] 161 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,840 [LAUGHTER] 162 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,480 One nation under God-- 163 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,200 [HORN HONKS] 164 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,200 [LAUGHTER] 165 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,120 --indivisible, with liberty 166 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,120 and justice-- 167 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,200 [HORN HONKS] 168 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,200 [LAUGHTER] 169 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,240 TEACHER: 170 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,240 Okay, okay. Come on. 171 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,400 [FEEDBACK SQUEALS] 172 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,160 PRINCIPAL: 173 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,160 Good morning, students. 174 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,640 This is your principal. 175 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:58,040 Just a reminder that 176 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:58,040 the winners of this year's 177 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:01,200 "Let's Diss Disease!" raffle 178 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:01,200 will be announced tomorrow. 179 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,400 Good luck on winning 180 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,400 the grand prize: 181 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,880 Two tickets to Squirty's 182 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,880 Moist Mountain Water Park. 183 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:11,280 And now today's poem: 184 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:11,280 "A Fall Day" by Mrs. Shoop. 185 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,960 The night is crisp. 186 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,960 Huh? 187 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,360 The day is done. 188 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,120 Listen to the swaying leaves 189 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,120 as they go... 190 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,040 [HORN HONKING] 191 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,040 [LAUGHTER] 192 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,720 Oh, Clarence, 193 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,720 what a witty deconstruction. 194 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,760 [♪♪♪] 195 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,640 I heard the math quiz 196 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,640 got canceled. 197 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:27,760 [GIGGLES] 198 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:28,960 Yeah? 199 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,800 Good thing too. 200 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,560 I didn't study much. 201 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,120 [STIFLED LAUGHTER] 202 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,360 I'll see you guys later. 203 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,320 Whoa! 204 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,480 [HORN HONKS] 205 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,480 [LAUGHTER] 206 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:43,920 [HORN HONKS] 207 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,600 [HORN HONKS] 208 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,600 He-he-he! Somebody farted! 209 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:51,960 [HORN HONKS] 210 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,440 Hot Dog Police 2? 211 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,440 It's the same 212 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,440 as the first one. 213 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,800 Should have called it 214 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,800 Hot Dog Police 1 Again. 215 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,640 [HORN HONKS] 216 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,640 [BOTH LAUGH] 217 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:02,760 Not funny. 218 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,720 Melanie, 219 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,720 we've been working together 220 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,560 for a couple months now, and 221 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,560 I-I think it's time that you-- 222 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,120 [HORN HONKS] 223 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,120 Oh! Oh! Oh! 224 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,600 Where'd it go? 225 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,560 It's around here somewhere. 226 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,560 [LAUGHTER] 227 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,160 Oh. 228 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,160 [HORN HONKS] 229 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,040 [HORN HONKS] 230 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,040 [HORN HONKS] 231 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,680 [HORN HONKS] 232 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,000 [HORN HONKS] 233 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,960 [BOTH LAUGH] 234 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,200 Clarence, the horn is a-- 235 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,200 [HORN HONKS] 236 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,400 --gimmick. 237 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,400 At first, you were just-- 238 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,440 [HORN HONKS] 239 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,440 --peppering it in, but now-- 240 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,600 [HORN HONKS] 241 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,600 --you're doing it all the time. 242 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,000 People may like it now-- 243 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,000 [HORN HONKS] 244 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,400 --but they'll get tired of it 245 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,400 very quickly. 246 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:39,880 [HORN HONKING] 247 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,800 Can you just stop honking? 248 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,560 [HORN HONKING] 249 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,040 [BOTH LAUGHING] 250 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,600 [HONKING CONTINUES] 251 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,600 Oh, this'll never get old! 252 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,680 [SNORING] 253 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,680 [HORN HONKING RHYTHMICALLY] 254 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,120 [GROANS] 255 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,280 [GEESE HONKING] 256 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:01,080 Gonna be another 257 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:01,080 honk-diculous day. 258 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,640 PRINCIPAL: 259 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,640 ...chocolate milk, 260 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,640 and pickle spears. 261 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,360 And now the moment 262 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,360 we've all been waiting for: 263 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,960 the "Let's Diss Disease!" 264 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,960 raffle winners. 265 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,320 [GIRLS MURMURING] 266 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,280 The grand prize winner 267 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,280 of the tickets 268 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:15,680 to Squirty's Moist Mountain 269 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:15,680 Water Park is number... 270 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,840 [HORN HONKING] 271 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,840 [ALL GRUMBLING] 272 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,280 Get your prize now, or we're 273 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,280 giving it to someone else. 274 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:24,640 We've been waiting all week! 275 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,480 Just a little honk humor. 276 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,480 Come on. 277 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,360 [ALL GROAN] 278 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,280 [♪♪♪] 279 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:33,840 Careful. 280 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:36,040 Care-- 281 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:36,040 [HORN HONKS] 282 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,800 [SCREAMS] 283 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,800 Oh, whoa! 284 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,080 [ALARM BLARING] 285 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:43,160 It was the horn-- 286 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:43,160 The horn! 287 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,200 It was the horn! 288 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,200 Not funny. 289 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,000 And it barely relates to what 290 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,000 we're talking about. 291 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,960 [♪♪♪] 292 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,160 [HORN HONKS] 293 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,200 No! No! Stay back! 294 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,200 Stay back! 295 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,320 I've got a horn, 296 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,320 and I know how to use it! 297 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,320 We just want to help you, 298 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,320 Clarence. 299 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,800 Put the horn down. 300 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,160 Why don't we take it from him? 301 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,160 It's just a horn. 302 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,560 No! 303 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,560 [HORN HONKS] 304 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,400 Never! 305 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,400 [HORN HONKS] 306 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,680 [HORN HONKING] 307 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,040 Eh, he'll be fine. 308 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,680 Yes, he will, because we're 309 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,680 gonna make him fine. 310 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,960 What's in here? A new horn? 311 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,960 No. 312 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,120 People who love you. 313 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,120 I don't love him. 314 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,160 Yes, you do. 315 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,160 We all do. 316 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,160 This is a place of love. 317 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,800 [GROANS] 318 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,800 You may go ahead, Percy. 319 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,360 Okay. 320 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,360 At first, 321 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,360 you didn't have a horn, 322 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,680 but now you have a horn, and... 323 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,720 [CRYING] 324 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,120 [HORN HONKS] 325 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,240 No! 326 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,200 Clarence, that horn is, like, 327 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,200 super unbecoming of you. 328 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,400 It mega limits 329 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,400 your vocabulary. 330 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,920 You have two choices. 331 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,400 You can get rid of the horn 332 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,400 and rejoin society, 333 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,640 or you can keep the horn-- 334 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,640 Choice number two. 335 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,080 I'm keeping it. 336 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,080 Thanks! Bye! 337 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,680 No, wait! I was gonna say, 338 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,680 "but at what cost?" 339 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,440 But at what cost? 340 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,960 Yeah! At what cost? 341 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,640 Eat up, little baby bird. 342 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,040 [CHOMPING, THEN SPITS] 343 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:07,600 [SIGHS] 344 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:07,600 I just wish they knew you 345 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:07,600 like I do, Hornsby. 346 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:10,080 [HORN HONKS] 347 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:10,080 No, that's the bacon talking. 348 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,560 You're not going anywhere. 349 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,520 [HORN HONKS] 350 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,520 [CRYING] 351 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,040 You're wrong! 352 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,040 You are good for me! 353 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,920 [HORN HONKS] 354 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,920 No, Hornsby! 355 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,160 I won't let you go! 356 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,160 [HORN HONKS] 357 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,160 When you put it that way, 358 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,760 I guess you make a lot of sense. 359 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:26,480 ["TAPS" PLAYING] 360 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:26,480 Goodbye, old friend. 361 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,800 [SQUEAKS] 362 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,120 [TOILET FLUSHES] 363 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,080 [HORN HONKS WEAKLY] 364 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,400 Hornsby, I was wrong! 365 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,400 Don't go! Hold my hand! 366 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,560 What's going on? 367 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,560 Hornsby fell in! 368 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:40,920 Oh, no! 369 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,360 Come back! 370 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:44,880 Don't worry, buddy! 371 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:47,160 Aah! Aah! Come on! 372 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,760 [GRUNTING] 373 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,280 [SOBBING] 374 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,120 Don't you go dying on me! 375 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,760 [CAWING] 376 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,240 [HORN HONKS] 377 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,240 Shh! Be quiet. 378 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:56,400 Everyone hates you. 379 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,120 Just stay in the backpack, okay? 380 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,920 [♪♪♪] 381 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:04,440 Hey, Clarence, I have 382 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:04,440 a science project for you! 383 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,760 [HORN HONKS] 384 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,760 This is for Squirty's! 385 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:07,880 [HORN HONKS] 386 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,200 [HORNS HONKING] 387 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,280 How do you like the horn now? 388 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,280 [ALL SHOUTING] 389 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,040 If this doesn't break him, 390 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,040 nothing will. 391 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,480 [HORNS HONKING] 392 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,280 [LAUGHTER] 393 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,880 He's still having fun? 394 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,880 Ha! Told ya. 395 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,720 [HORNS HONK] 396 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:37,160 [HORNS HONKING MELODICALLY] 397 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,080 [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING] 398 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,480 [ALL GRUMBLING] 399 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,720 [HORN SQUEAKS] 400 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,760 That was awesome! 401 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,760 Even that weird kid 402 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,280 who doesn't talk was playing 403 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,280 a horn! There he is. 404 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:18,680 You know what, Clarence? 405 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,160 I never thought I'd say this, 406 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,040 but I'm gonna miss 407 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,040 that horn of yours. 408 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:24,440 Don't shed a tear 409 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:24,440 for Hornsby, guys. 410 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:27,440 He's in a much better place now, 411 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:27,440 and so am I, 412 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,800 because I learned 413 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,800 my daily moral lesson. 414 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,000 Being true to yourself 415 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,000 and not letting anyone 416 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,120 tell you who you are 417 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,120 or what you should do 418 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,200 is the only way to forge 419 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,200 true friendships? 420 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,480 Nope. I learned 421 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,480 that when you lose your horn, 422 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,760 you buy the whistle. 423 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:40,880 [SLIDE WHISTLE PLAYING] 424 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,040 [LAUGHS] 425 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,160 [ALL GRUMBLING] 426 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,720 Gimme that! 427 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,720 [SLIDE WHISTLE PLAYS] 428 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,760 ♪ Early to bed ♪ 429 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,720 ♪ Early to rise ♪ 430 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:55,400 ♪ Picking my nose ♪