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I did the most stupid thing.

2
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-I slept with David.
-(VOMITS)

3
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I just, wanna be like, gone.

4
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Thank you for taking
such good care of me.

5
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Just really excited that you're
more fucked up than I am.

6
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-Where's daddy?
-Shh! Shh!

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TINA: I can be motherly,
it's just nobody ever asks.

8
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You're probably past the point
where you'd have kids anyway.

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-(BABY CRYING)
-TINA: I am in an adult
relationship with an adult.

10
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I could have a baby at any
fucking moment that I want to!

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I'm glad you're successful,

12
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but I'm freaking out a little
bit and I need you around me.

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♪ ♪

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Coffee's up.

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(Brett moans)

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Oh...
thank you so much.
Yeah.

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You make mine with agave?
Half a teaspoon.

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You're the best.

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So I've been thinking about
the melange for the "Dune" play.

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Mm-hmm.
And I'm thinking
it's a mistake

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to go big, bright, bawdy.

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I think we should
do super understated.

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Mmm. What if we make a...

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a sound that starts
the whole play?

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Like we're
in a dark theater.
Yes.

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And then the sound
actually develops for
when Paul shows up on Dune.

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We don't really
know what it is yet.
Don't know what that is.

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Layer on top of it...
(whistles)

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And then there's
a little glowing thing.

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Tucked in there.
Just tucked way back
on the stage.

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It's a fully...
Christy:
Guess what?

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Night shoots
are way harder when you
have to wrangle 100 extras

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who all claim that they
know how to ride horses,

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and then when you get there,
half of them have never seen
a horse before,

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and at the end of the day,
all they ever want is food.

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Bert. Ernie.

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There's that reference again.
Twice.
Twice.

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Franky, no, stop that!
Michelle:
Okay.

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Frank got oatmeal
on my shirt.

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Sophie, oh! Look at this now.

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Ah, geez.
Tina:
What's up, y'all?

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Oh, finally!

43
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Finally? I'm less
than ten minutes late.

44
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You're late, but you
still stopped at Starbucks?

45
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So?
Well, so Sophie's going
to be late for school.

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There's a schedule,
thank you.

47
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Or how about,
"Thank you so much, Tina,

48
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for canceling your entire day
so you could bail me out?

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I really appreciate it."
Thank you. Thank you.

50
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You're welcome. What can I do?

51
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Okay, I need you
to stay here with Frank.

52
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He's gonna go down for his
first nap in about an hour.

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And then you go
pick Sophie up at 12,

54
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and I'm gonna be
a little late tonight,

55
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uh, so can you get dinner
started, like, around five?

56
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There's stuff
in the freezer, okay?

57
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Hello?
What? Yes, I got it.

58
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Get out of here.
Okay.

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Ten-four.
All right. Great. All right.

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(sighs) Where are my keys?

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Franky, did you
hide Mommy's keys again?

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Michelle:
Okay. Everyone, split up.
Look low.

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Not here!

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Not in here, Mommy!

65
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Tina, I'm just gonna take
your car and we can figure
it out later.

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I'm ready to go.

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What's going on?

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Nothing.

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Sophie.

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Excuse me. Come on.

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What?

72
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Are these my car keys?

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Do you have any idea
how they got out here?

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I am going to need
an answer, Sophie.

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Why isn't Daddy sleeping
in your bed?

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(door opens)

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00:05:05,251 --> 00:05:07,543
Hi.
Hey.

78
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Oh!

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(sighs)

80
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Thank you for meeting me.
Yeah, of course.

81
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How are you and...?
I'm doing pretty good.
How are you doin'?

82
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I'm okay.

83
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This is so weird.
(nervous laugh)

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You know, like,
we haven't really had
a conversation since...

85
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Yeah.

86
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Um, was there...
was there something specific
you wanted to talk about?

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Um... su-- sure.

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Um...

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It's been a couple of weeks
and I think, um,

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I just wanted to kind of

91
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see where you're at.

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Where I'm... at?

93
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Well, I mean what--
what are we doing?

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It's just confusing and...

95
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Yeah, it's
definitely confusing.

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Um... yeah.
Okay.

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Okay, um...

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Well, you know, like,
Sophie asked me why
you're not sleeping at home.

99
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But you're supposed
to tell her I'm
working nights.

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That's what we talked about.
That was the...
Yeah.

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No, I've been
telling her that, but...
So what's the problem?

102
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...for, like, two weeks.
Well, she's smart
is the problem.

103
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I've been, like,
spending a ton of time
with her and I...

104
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I spend more time with her
than when I was even working.
I don't understand...

105
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I know, but she just
is noticing that you're
not sleeping at our house

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and sh-- I just...
Okay. All right.

107
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I will-- I will figure out
a plan and I'll--

108
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I'll make that work with her.
Okay? I'll take care of it.

109
00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:08,501
Don't you think
at a certain point

110
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we're going to
have to... decide?

111
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Like, are you gonna come home,
or if you are then when?

112
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I really don't want
to be told right now

113
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when and how I need
to decide what's going on.

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I'll just--
I'm not telling you.

115
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Okay, just...

116
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Can we just keep it
to logistics, please?

117
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Okay. Um...

118
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Money is gonna be tricky
at a certain point, you know.

119
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Like, we have some savings,
but if you're not working...

120
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I got a job.

121
00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:47,126
Oh, I didn't know.
I'm an Uber driver.

122
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Why-- yes. Yes,
I'm an Uber driver.

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Look, it's...

124
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A lot of people are doing it.
I'm just surprised...
Yeah, no. It's...

125
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...for a second. Okay.
It's, you know,
the profit margins

126
00:08:01,126 --> 00:08:03,710
when you have
an electric vehicle are
actually pretty good.

127
00:08:03,710 --> 00:08:06,168
It's got flexible hours,
so I can be with the kids,

128
00:08:06,168 --> 00:08:09,626
and it's kind of a mindless job,
so I can work on my show,

129
00:08:09,626 --> 00:08:11,751
um, with Alex
that I'm working on.

130
00:08:11,751 --> 00:08:13,460
What kind of-- what's...

131
00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:16,209
It's not...
Look, I'm just...
I'm interested.

132
00:08:16,209 --> 00:08:18,168
I-- I understand,
I'm just saying
the point is...

133
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I care about your life.
I'm not like...

134
00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,626
Can...

135
00:08:24,293 --> 00:08:26,501
I'm sorry if money's put
stress on you. I don't...

136
00:08:26,501 --> 00:08:28,293
Did you take your ring off?

137
00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:36,084
(sighs)

138
00:08:36,084 --> 00:08:39,460
Um, so then I'm just...
I'm gonna go to work.

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Okay. Who's got the kids?

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Tina.

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Great.

142
00:08:51,710 --> 00:08:55,751
"Park off Lomita,
walk through front entrance.

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Sophie's classroom
just inside down to the left."

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Look at this.

145
00:09:02,002 --> 00:09:06,668
Whoo-hoo! You ready
to go get your sister, buddy?

146
00:09:13,251 --> 00:09:16,334
I need some help, guys,
because the Kickstarter

147
00:09:16,334 --> 00:09:18,168
didn't do what
we hoped it would do

148
00:09:18,168 --> 00:09:21,835
and I'm just
kind of out of ideas.

149
00:09:21,835 --> 00:09:24,293
Doesn't David have
a connection that
he was working?

150
00:09:24,293 --> 00:09:28,668
David... did, um,

151
00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:32,835
and it did--
didn't work out, so...

152
00:09:32,835 --> 00:09:34,251
(woman clears throat)
Okay.

153
00:09:34,251 --> 00:09:36,043
Hi. Hello.
Oh, hi.

154
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Uh, my name's Anna
and I really was
just coming to listen,

155
00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:44,501
but my good, good friend
from college actually founded

156
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a crowd-sourcing site
that works specifically
with nonprofits.

157
00:09:47,751 --> 00:09:52,793
Oh.
And I know that she would give
you guys fantastic placement

158
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,626
on the front page.
Awesome. Thank you.

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00:09:55,626 --> 00:09:58,543
Can I talk to you after?
Absolutely. I'd love to.

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00:09:58,543 --> 00:10:00,460
Great. Okay. Anna, right?
Yeah.

161
00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:02,043
Okay. Michelle.
Great.

162
00:10:02,043 --> 00:10:04,168
Um, okay.

163
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:08,168
Hey, Miss Janie,
lookin' good.

164
00:10:08,168 --> 00:10:10,877
Oh. Oh.

165
00:10:13,251 --> 00:10:14,918
Hello.
Shh!

166
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,293
(whispers) I got
a sleeping baby here.

167
00:10:16,293 --> 00:10:18,209
All right, lanyard, please.

168
00:10:18,209 --> 00:10:20,126
What?
Lanyard, please.

169
00:10:20,126 --> 00:10:21,793
I-- I don't know
what that is.

170
00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:24,043
It's a carpool
security lanyard.

171
00:10:24,043 --> 00:10:26,376
Oh, yeah. You know what?
I'm Sophie Pierson's aunt.

172
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:29,084
Is there any way someone
could just run in and grab her
and bring her to me?

173
00:10:29,084 --> 00:10:32,334
No, no, no. You need
a lanyard for this lane.
Everybody has one.

174
00:10:32,334 --> 00:10:33,960
I don't have one.
Okay, you know what?

175
00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,877
You're going to have to use
the main foot traffic gate.

176
00:10:36,877 --> 00:10:39,376
Oh, no, no, see,
'cause if I go to the gate,
he's going to wake up,

177
00:10:39,376 --> 00:10:43,084
and trust me, you don't
want me to wake him up
before the end of his nap.

178
00:10:43,084 --> 00:10:45,168
I hear you.
(cars honking)

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00:10:45,168 --> 00:10:46,626
Okay! Hang on, everybody!

180
00:10:46,626 --> 00:10:48,251
You're starting
a war here, lady.
Shh!

181
00:10:48,251 --> 00:10:51,084
Can I just give you my license
or something so I can...

182
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,668
You know what?
License doesn't help.

183
00:10:52,668 --> 00:10:54,710
A license isn't a lanyard.
I know, it's just...

184
00:10:54,710 --> 00:10:56,418
(cars honking)
Thank you so much.
Hang on!

185
00:10:56,418 --> 00:10:58,877
Please, pull out of this--
Could you let me through
this one time?

186
00:10:58,877 --> 00:11:01,751
Lady, lady.
He's sound asleep.

187
00:11:01,751 --> 00:11:04,293
You need a lanyard.
Okay? Thanks.

188
00:11:04,293 --> 00:11:06,418
Woman:
Move it!
Thank you.

189
00:11:06,418 --> 00:11:11,168
(Frank sobbing)

190
00:11:11,168 --> 00:11:15,126
Yeah, I know.
That is my fuckin' hair.

191
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:22,126
Sophie! Sophie, we gotta go!
Sophie!

192
00:11:22,126 --> 00:11:24,376
(Frank crying)
I'm working on my turtle.

193
00:11:24,376 --> 00:11:27,251
I know, but we gotta go.
Frank's gotta go down.
Come on.

194
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,293
Leave the turtle.

195
00:11:30,585 --> 00:11:32,376
Alex: Thanks for the ride.
Christy: Yeah, dude.

196
00:11:32,376 --> 00:11:34,126
Um, what time do you
want me to pick you up?

197
00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:36,084
Brett's going to get me,
so you don't have to.

198
00:11:36,084 --> 00:11:38,960
Oh. Okay. Are you going
to use your Uber app?

199
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,126
Does he do it for free
because you guys are lovers?

200
00:11:41,126 --> 00:11:42,960
We're not lovers.
Does he have water in it?

201
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,084
Do you sit in the front
or in the back?
(laughs)

202
00:11:45,084 --> 00:11:47,793
No, Lord Huron's doing
an acoustic set tonight
at The Echo,

203
00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:52,334
so we're just gonna, um...
Okay.

204
00:11:52,334 --> 00:11:54,960
I mean, you're working nights,
so I figured you
couldn't come.

205
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,835
Yeah, but I mean, technically,
I'm just day playing,
so I could get time off.

206
00:11:58,835 --> 00:12:01,084
Oh. Okay, I'm sorry.

207
00:12:01,084 --> 00:12:03,835
Uh, do you want to come?
It'll be fun.

208
00:12:03,835 --> 00:12:08,126
No, you guys-- No, that's
cool. You guys do your thing.

209
00:12:08,126 --> 00:12:09,168
Okay.
Yeah.

210
00:12:09,168 --> 00:12:10,835
All right, I got to get
in there. All right?

211
00:12:10,835 --> 00:12:12,668
Okay. Bye.
Bye, sweetie. Mwah!

212
00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:19,626
(sighs)
(car starts)

213
00:12:19,626 --> 00:12:22,126
No, when I was in New York,
I was a trial lawyer,

214
00:12:22,126 --> 00:12:25,002
and then I got pregnant
with Hattie

215
00:12:25,002 --> 00:12:27,668
and, you know, my husband
was moving up in the ranks,

216
00:12:27,668 --> 00:12:30,209
and I was just like, you know
what? I'm going to stay home.

217
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:35,002
Yeah.
And I did and it's been
amazing and I have loved it.

218
00:12:35,002 --> 00:12:37,793
Yes.
I'm getting a little antsy.

219
00:12:37,793 --> 00:12:40,751
But it's been great.
I get that.

220
00:12:40,751 --> 00:12:45,002
Well, I mean,
I'm trying to do

221
00:12:45,002 --> 00:12:49,626
55 things at once right now,
and I'm losing my mind,

222
00:12:49,626 --> 00:12:52,960
so if you're interested
in helping that would be...

223
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,084
You know what I'm
super good at?
What?

224
00:12:55,084 --> 00:12:56,877
Doing 55 things at once.
(laughs)

225
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,376
Thank God. What about 56?

226
00:12:58,376 --> 00:13:00,334
No, honestly, Michelle,

227
00:13:00,334 --> 00:13:03,460
I would love to be
a part of this.

228
00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:06,334
That would be great. (laughs)

229
00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:08,293
Yay.
Yeah.

230
00:13:08,293 --> 00:13:11,376
Yay!
Yay! Good job.

231
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:15,877
(Russian accent) Demetri,
there is nothing
I can teach you.

232
00:13:15,877 --> 00:13:18,084
The knowledge is... Come in!
(knock on door)

233
00:13:20,002 --> 00:13:22,084
Hey, Alex.
Hey!

234
00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:24,751
Here's your change
for the first scene.
Cool.

235
00:13:24,751 --> 00:13:28,293
Uh, wait, is that for me?

236
00:13:28,293 --> 00:13:30,918
Yeah.
I don't think that's right.

237
00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:33,918
No, it's right.
Uh, I don't...

238
00:13:33,918 --> 00:13:35,084
(knock on door)
Are you... Yeah?

239
00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:36,251
Hey, Alex.
Yes?

240
00:13:36,251 --> 00:13:39,126
New sides for you.
And gold chain options.

241
00:13:39,126 --> 00:13:42,251
What? These are... Why do I
have... What are the gold...

242
00:13:42,251 --> 00:13:44,251
Man: Alex!
Big C!

243
00:13:44,251 --> 00:13:46,293
(both laugh)
Hey, buddy!

244
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,543
What's happening, brother?

245
00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:48,918
How you doing?
Good lookin'.

246
00:13:48,918 --> 00:13:52,126
(both roar)
Oh, shit, Mayweather!

247
00:13:52,126 --> 00:13:54,793
Got everything?
Do you need anything?
Got the new sides and shit?

248
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,793
I just got them and haven't
had a chance to look.

249
00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:59,043
Yeah, buddy,
welcome to Change Town.

250
00:13:59,043 --> 00:14:01,710
Change Town?
Yeah, nothing big.
Just some real fun stuff.

251
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,960
We're going to pump up
your character a bit.
I hope that's okay.

252
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,877
I love that, dude.
Cool.

253
00:14:05,877 --> 00:14:07,585
Yeah.
Because the thing is...

254
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,126
I'm sitting
behind video village...

255
00:14:09,126 --> 00:14:12,543
Uh-huh.
...and I'm looking at you like
shitting out gold. Great job.

256
00:14:12,543 --> 00:14:14,418
Thank you. I appreciate it.
That's what you do.

257
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:19,209
But now I'm thinking
you're not a vampire.
Buddy, you're a pimp.

258
00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:21,002
Are you... thanks, dude.
Yeah.

259
00:14:21,002 --> 00:14:24,877
You know, I mean the
character though, right?
The character's now a pimp.

260
00:14:24,877 --> 00:14:27,460
Are you-- are you...
Dude, you mean literally?

261
00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:30,626
You're a lovable pimp.
(laughs) Wait, I just...

262
00:14:30,626 --> 00:14:34,418
Hey, who's a lovable pimp?
Yeah, they're yelling Pappas.

263
00:14:34,418 --> 00:14:36,251
Uh, but didn't we shoot, um,

264
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,793
three episodes
with me playing--
Oh, shit!

265
00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:41,251
That's the best part.
We're going to do it
all in voice-over.

266
00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:44,209
Maybe, like, a day or two
of reshoots. Not a big deal.

267
00:14:44,209 --> 00:14:46,168
'Cause you played it
so fuckin' perfect, man.

268
00:14:46,168 --> 00:14:48,293
You did your thing
where you're ambiguous,

269
00:14:48,293 --> 00:14:50,209
so it could go this way,
it could go that way.

270
00:14:50,209 --> 00:14:51,751
We're going to get
the whole arc, man.

271
00:14:51,751 --> 00:14:54,293
It's a done deal.
Dude, keep this up,

272
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:57,460
we're going to have to make
you a series regular,
swear to God.

273
00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:59,002
Pappas!

274
00:15:02,126 --> 00:15:04,918
(Frank crying)
Okay, buddy. Okay. Okay. Okay.

275
00:15:04,918 --> 00:15:09,168
Oh, no, no, no. Please, buddy.
Please stop crying. I know.

276
00:15:09,168 --> 00:15:12,418
(crying)
(honks horn)

277
00:15:12,418 --> 00:15:14,418
Calm down, buddy.
We're almost there.

278
00:15:14,418 --> 00:15:17,334
(tires screeching)
Sophie:
Oops!

279
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:21,751
Sophie!
What?! You're a bad driver!

280
00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:25,918
(Frank crying)

281
00:15:25,918 --> 00:15:28,334
Yep. Please, don't cry
anymore. Please!

282
00:15:28,334 --> 00:15:32,043
(Frank crying)
Sophie:
I'm hungry!

283
00:15:32,043 --> 00:15:36,209
Uh, read the room, Sophie!
I can't do it right now!

284
00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:38,376
Sophie:
What does that mean?

285
00:15:38,376 --> 00:15:41,376
Uh, just get it yourself,
dude!

286
00:15:41,376 --> 00:15:42,751
Sophie:
Okay!

287
00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:44,710
Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah.

288
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:47,168
Sophie:
Tina! Orange juice!

289
00:15:47,168 --> 00:15:49,501
Yeah, Sophie, just a second!

290
00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:52,251
(crying)

291
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:54,710
I'm mad at you too.

292
00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:58,835
Sophie, what happened?!
Sophie, what is this?!

293
00:15:58,835 --> 00:16:02,376
Oh, God! Can you not
put the carton back?

294
00:16:02,376 --> 00:16:06,376
Oh!
Oh!

295
00:16:06,376 --> 00:16:08,126
Ow!
Ow!

296
00:16:08,126 --> 00:16:11,918
(Sophie crying)
Ow, ow, ow!

297
00:16:11,918 --> 00:16:15,084
(Frank crying)
Oh, God! Oh!

298
00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:18,126
(Sophie, Frank crying)
Oh...

299
00:16:18,126 --> 00:16:22,501
Sophie:
My elbow hurts!

300
00:16:22,501 --> 00:16:27,460
Tina, my elbow!

301
00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:31,918
(Sophie, Frank crying)
Ahh! Shut up!

302
00:16:31,918 --> 00:16:35,460
Both of you! Just be quiet!

303
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:37,710
(stops crying)

304
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:39,084
Oh, my God.

305
00:16:39,084 --> 00:16:44,334
(inhales) I mean,
you got to be kidding me!

306
00:16:46,168 --> 00:16:49,084
I mean... (laughs)

307
00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:51,710
(both laughing)
Look at my shoes!

308
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:55,043
Look at my shoes!
This is real leather.

309
00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:58,376
This is-- these shoes,
you know how much...

310
00:16:58,376 --> 00:17:01,251
(laughs)

311
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:03,251
Are...

312
00:17:03,251 --> 00:17:05,002
All right, you know what?
Hey, hey!

313
00:17:05,002 --> 00:17:07,460
(laughing) I'll get you,
missy.

314
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:12,168
(singsong) Your mom's
gonna kill me, yes, she is.

315
00:17:12,168 --> 00:17:15,209
Your mom's gonna kill me,
yes, she is.

316
00:17:15,209 --> 00:17:18,002
Oh, your mom's gonna
kill me, yes, she is.

317
00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:21,418
Hey, your mom's
gonna kill me...

318
00:17:21,418 --> 00:17:25,460
♪ ♪

319
00:17:36,877 --> 00:17:38,418
(speaking indistinctly)

320
00:17:38,418 --> 00:17:43,043
It just really bothered me.
Have you ever had
that experience?

321
00:17:44,877 --> 00:17:48,960
Man: (on iPhone)
What has a world to do
with the spice melange,

322
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,585
he asked himself.

323
00:17:50,585 --> 00:17:53,668
(indistinct chatter)

324
00:17:53,668 --> 00:17:57,460
♪ ♪

325
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,751
Suck my dick, bitch.

326
00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:09,168
(door opens)

327
00:18:09,168 --> 00:18:12,710
Hi!
Hi!

328
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:15,710
Got a delivery for you here.
Thank you.

329
00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:18,543
All right. Come here, you.

330
00:18:18,543 --> 00:18:21,376
I love you. I love you.

331
00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:24,293
See you guys later.

332
00:18:24,293 --> 00:18:26,918
Bye, Daddy!
Bye!

333
00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:31,043
Did you take the money?

334
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,376
(loud smack)
Man:
Cut!

335
00:18:33,376 --> 00:18:37,209
Yeah, man,
you nailed her!

336
00:18:44,668 --> 00:18:46,835
Hey, buddy.

337
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:50,376
Hm? What do you think?

338
00:18:50,376 --> 00:18:55,418
Hey, Tin.
Well, hello.

339
00:18:55,418 --> 00:18:56,793
Hello.
Hello.

340
00:18:56,793 --> 00:18:58,751
You started without me.
Good.

341
00:18:58,751 --> 00:19:03,835
So how bad was it?
You know, it was actually
kind of great.

342
00:19:03,835 --> 00:19:06,793
Really?
Really.

343
00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:10,543
Do you think that it's wrong
that I'm in love
with my nephew?

344
00:19:10,543 --> 00:19:12,710
And on occasion, we make out.
Ew!

345
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:16,376
(laughs) Not in a gross way.
He's a baby.

346
00:19:16,376 --> 00:19:19,002
Oh, all right.
(Tina laughs)

347
00:19:19,002 --> 00:19:20,626
Well, that's great,
I guess.

348
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:23,710
He's so adorable, it's crazy.

349
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:34,126
I'm thinking of staying on
as kind of like a...

350
00:19:34,126 --> 00:19:36,418
auntie nanny.

351
00:19:36,418 --> 00:19:40,126
Well, that's... great.

352
00:19:40,126 --> 00:19:42,126
Yeah, you're saying
that's great,
but you're looking at me

353
00:19:42,126 --> 00:19:45,126
like I just told you
I found a unicorn in my ass.

354
00:19:45,126 --> 00:19:50,084
(laughs) No, look,
I'm just surprised.

355
00:19:50,084 --> 00:19:52,293
Why is that so surprising?
Just 'cause it's different

356
00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:55,126
from the way you usually talk
about sitting for the kids.

357
00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:59,668
Well... it's different now.

358
00:20:01,126 --> 00:20:03,209
I know what I'm doing,
and, um,

359
00:20:03,209 --> 00:20:05,918
maybe I've changed my mind.

360
00:20:05,918 --> 00:20:09,209
You're not saying
you want kids?

361
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,835
Are you or...?

362
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,334
(laughs) You should
see yourself right now.

363
00:20:13,334 --> 00:20:16,002
It's like sheer panic.
No.

364
00:20:16,002 --> 00:20:18,751
Yes, it is! No, I'm
not saying I want kids,

365
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:24,126
but would it be so horrible
if I did want them someday?

366
00:20:28,376 --> 00:20:30,126
No, of course not.

367
00:20:31,293 --> 00:20:33,501
You know, I don't exactly
know what to say

368
00:20:33,501 --> 00:20:35,918
in these moments
when you get like this

369
00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:38,877
'cause the feeling
I have is there's
absolutely nothing

370
00:20:38,877 --> 00:20:41,168
I could say that
would be right right now,
so what would you--

371
00:20:41,168 --> 00:20:45,501
What would you like me
to say right now?
Just tell me.

372
00:20:45,501 --> 00:20:49,501
"I think it's lovely
that you could see yourself

373
00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:51,501
"having a family
and having children

374
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:55,626
and I think you'd be
really fucking great at it."

375
00:20:55,626 --> 00:20:58,376
Well, I really
think it's lovely

376
00:20:58,376 --> 00:21:00,918
that you can see yourself
having kids someday and...

377
00:21:00,918 --> 00:21:03,835
Pfft!
Well, look, look.
If I'm being honest,

378
00:21:03,835 --> 00:21:06,376
everything you've said
about kids up until now
would not lead me

379
00:21:06,376 --> 00:21:07,793
to believe
that you would be...

380
00:21:07,793 --> 00:21:11,002
That I'd be good at it.
Well, yeah.

381
00:21:11,002 --> 00:21:14,209
I mean, yeah.

382
00:21:14,209 --> 00:21:17,710
Well, I don't even know
if we're having this
conversation right now

383
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,710
or we're not having this
conversation right now, but...

384
00:21:19,710 --> 00:21:24,043
Fuckin' Larry, I'm not
asking you to have a fucking
kid with me right now!

385
00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:26,668
I just came
and said I enjoyed my day!

386
00:21:26,668 --> 00:21:28,668
Why are you talking
to me like this?

387
00:21:28,668 --> 00:21:31,376
Because you're
making me feel like shit.

388
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,376
(door slams)
What the fuck?

389
00:21:38,126 --> 00:21:42,626
I don't know, I don't want
to sound like I'm being
a little bitch about it

390
00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:46,084
'cause I'm grateful
just to have an acting job.
Yeah.

391
00:21:46,084 --> 00:21:51,168
But, uh...
Is it maybe not everything you
hoped it was going to be?

392
00:21:51,168 --> 00:21:55,418
I mean, I wouldn't
say that, but, um...

393
00:21:56,918 --> 00:21:59,418
Dude, I'm so excited
to hear you say that.
(laughs)

394
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:01,501
I thought you were
going Hollywood on me.

395
00:22:01,501 --> 00:22:03,501
I'm just so-- Dude,
I'm just psyched we get to do

396
00:22:03,501 --> 00:22:05,168
our thing together, all right?
It's all good.

397
00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:06,251
We're talking about puppets,

398
00:22:06,251 --> 00:22:07,751
but we don't want our puppets

399
00:22:07,751 --> 00:22:09,126
to look like puppets.
That's the thing.

400
00:22:09,126 --> 00:22:10,418
We got to find
our own voice, man.

401
00:22:10,418 --> 00:22:13,626
I want our "Dune" show
to be, like, fresh.

402
00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:16,793
Yeah!
Like melange-y.

403
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,626
(both laugh)

404
00:22:19,626 --> 00:22:22,835
This is what we need.
We need the spice
from the planet Dune.

405
00:22:22,835 --> 00:22:26,626
That's it. (laughs)

406
00:22:26,626 --> 00:22:28,835
It's like there's
no movement going on.

407
00:22:28,835 --> 00:22:31,209
It's like I will
fuckin' wake up convinced

408
00:22:31,209 --> 00:22:33,376
that I'm going to call
Michelle and be like,

409
00:22:33,376 --> 00:22:34,793
"Fuck you, how dare you

410
00:22:34,793 --> 00:22:36,793
"be this reckless with our
marriage and our family.

411
00:22:36,793 --> 00:22:40,209
I'm fucking done." And then
literally five minutes later,

412
00:22:40,209 --> 00:22:43,418
I'm like, "It was--
It was a mistake.

413
00:22:43,418 --> 00:22:46,002
Everybody makes mistakes.
Be the bigger man.
Get over it."

414
00:22:46,002 --> 00:22:51,043
And I get all down on myself
and I'm literally in the 50/50
spot. It's not changing.

415
00:22:51,043 --> 00:22:53,460
Yeah.
And then I got this whole
other added stress

416
00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:56,501
with the fucking kids.
I thought I had a system

417
00:22:56,501 --> 00:23:00,751
that would make them
not feel weird about
the fact that I'm not there,

418
00:23:00,751 --> 00:23:03,668
but it's not really working
and it's...

419
00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:09,501
Dude, I don't know
if I can do this.

420
00:23:09,501 --> 00:23:13,960
(Brett, Alex imitating drums)

421
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,877
(laughs) It's more fill.

422
00:23:15,877 --> 00:23:19,501
It's only fill.
(laughs)

423
00:23:19,501 --> 00:23:22,002
(stops laughing) Hey!

424
00:23:22,002 --> 00:23:24,334
I thought you had work today.
They didn't need me tonight.

425
00:23:24,334 --> 00:23:26,168
(burps)
You should have called.

426
00:23:26,168 --> 00:23:30,209
I did, like, five times.
Oh.

427
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:32,585
Oh, shit.
Sorry, my phone died.

428
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:35,710
Right. Hi, Brett.

429
00:23:35,710 --> 00:23:37,084
What's up, Christy?

430
00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:40,293
So anyways, Alex, I was
calling because I was thinking

431
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:42,668
we should probably
fuck tonight.

432
00:23:42,668 --> 00:23:44,418
(burps)

433
00:23:46,002 --> 00:23:48,168
(laughs)

434
00:23:48,168 --> 00:23:50,626
Okay, sorry. I was
looking for like
a really fast,

435
00:23:50,626 --> 00:23:52,168
positive, immediate
response to that.

436
00:23:52,168 --> 00:23:54,918
No! No, that's great.
That's a brilliant idea.

437
00:23:54,918 --> 00:23:58,043
Oh, cool. That's good.
I love that. I just--
I'm a little drunk.

438
00:23:58,043 --> 00:24:00,376
Okay. I'm going to go
to the bathroom and then
I'm going to come back

439
00:24:00,376 --> 00:24:02,501
and I'm going to have
an orgasm here
in the next ten minutes,

440
00:24:02,501 --> 00:24:04,960
and you just let me know if
you're involved in that. Okay?

441
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,543
Or if your hand
is just for, like,
air drumming and dumb shit.

442
00:24:09,877 --> 00:24:14,501
Um, I really want to keep
talking about "Dune"...

443
00:24:14,501 --> 00:24:18,626
Mm-hm.
...but I think I have to go
have sex with my girlfriend.

444
00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:21,334
(both laughing)

445
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,585
(door opens)

446
00:24:27,751 --> 00:24:29,543
(whispers) Michelle?

447
00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:38,751
You awake?

448
00:24:51,835 --> 00:24:55,209
Brett:
Hello?
(gasps) Oh!

449
00:24:56,751 --> 00:25:00,751
Oh, my God!
What are you doing here?

450
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:03,877
Um, I kind of live here.

451
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:08,585
Um, what are you doing here?

452
00:25:08,585 --> 00:25:11,668
I just got
in a fight with Larry.

453
00:25:15,043 --> 00:25:17,418
Um, is everything okay?

454
00:25:17,418 --> 00:25:19,293
Yeah.

455
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,334
He said I'd be a shitty mom.

456
00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:32,251
Have you and Larry been
talking about having kids?

457
00:25:32,251 --> 00:25:34,460
No.

458
00:25:41,710 --> 00:25:44,793
And I guess we won't be
any time soon.

459
00:25:48,043 --> 00:25:50,460
But I mean, you know,
you don't just say that.

460
00:25:50,460 --> 00:25:54,002
Like, you would never be
with somebody

461
00:25:54,002 --> 00:25:56,376
who you thought that about.

462
00:26:01,835 --> 00:26:04,835
So that shows
what he thinks, you know.

463
00:26:09,418 --> 00:26:12,543
I just sometimes
get the feeling that, um...

464
00:26:15,668 --> 00:26:18,043
...it's not going
to happen for me,
you know what I mean?

465
00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:23,043
Like, the things that I
thought were going to happen
are just not going to happen.

466
00:26:39,877 --> 00:26:41,501
Look...

467
00:26:41,501 --> 00:26:44,002
You don't have to say
anything.

468
00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:49,376
It's not my place,
obviously, but...

469
00:26:52,793 --> 00:26:54,710
...you're really...

470
00:26:54,710 --> 00:26:57,334
Psycho.

471
00:26:57,334 --> 00:27:00,043
I was gonna say...
Mess.

472
00:27:01,501 --> 00:27:05,877
A... frighteningly
tenacious person.

473
00:27:05,877 --> 00:27:10,084
Um, and...

474
00:27:10,084 --> 00:27:14,918
I think if you decided
you wanted to be a mom,

475
00:27:14,918 --> 00:27:18,293
you'd probably
be pretty great at it.

476
00:27:20,002 --> 00:27:22,877
Really? Me?

477
00:27:22,877 --> 00:27:24,877
Yeah.

478
00:27:31,126 --> 00:27:33,084
Thanks.

479
00:27:36,793 --> 00:27:40,668
♪ It's all here now ♪

480
00:27:40,668 --> 00:27:43,376
♪ It's all here ♪

481
00:27:43,376 --> 00:27:47,002
♪ Now it's all here ♪

482
00:27:47,002 --> 00:27:50,793
♪ Now it's always been here ♪

483
00:27:52,376 --> 00:27:56,376
♪ It's all right now ♪

484
00:27:56,376 --> 00:27:58,376
♪ It's all right ♪

485
00:27:58,376 --> 00:28:01,710
♪ Now it's all right ♪

486
00:28:01,710 --> 00:28:05,835
♪ Now it's always been right ♪

487
00:28:07,168 --> 00:28:10,626
♪ You do not have to leave ♪

488
00:28:10,626 --> 00:28:14,668
♪ Or go out walking, dear ♪

489
00:28:14,668 --> 00:28:18,376
♪ You do not have to reach out ♪

490
00:28:18,376 --> 00:28:22,126
♪ To somebody near ♪

491
00:28:22,126 --> 00:28:26,418
♪ You do not have to hold it ♪

492
00:28:26,418 --> 00:28:32,460
♪ In your fingertips ♪

493
00:28:33,501 --> 00:28:37,668
♪ It's always been there
with you ♪

494
00:28:37,668 --> 00:28:43,835
♪ You are what it is ♪

495
00:28:44,835 --> 00:28:48,501
♪ And it's all right now ♪

496
00:28:48,501 --> 00:28:51,543
♪ It's always been
all right ♪

497
00:28:52,835 --> 00:28:55,168
♪ All right ♪