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You--
You do wanna see me again?

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Well, how bad
do you want it now, huh?

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New body parts
were all over the place

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and I had so much fun.

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TINA: He's, like, dorming
with his best friend,

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doing his  Dune  puppet show.

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I'd stay angry,
too, if I were him.

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I'm ready to find someone
who's kind,

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and who just wants to have kids.

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This is a charter school party?

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I have built this school
from the ground up.

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I think you're crazy in--
(SCREAMS)

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Yes. No, I'm on my way,
I'm just getting the bagels.
There you go.

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Oh, thanks. Keep it.

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Yeah. Uh-huh.

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Brett:
Alex, we should push
this stuff against the wall.

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We've gotta make room
for all the other stuff
coming in, okay?

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Hey.
Brett: Okay. Good.

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What's up?
Um...

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What is all this?
What are you talking about?
This is Dune.

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You said one car full.
Technically, it is.
It's just one U-Haul.

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It's just temporary,
until we get
a permanent space.

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Can you just move
all this stuff
into that room back there?

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That has, like,
a missing part of the roof?
This stuff is not waterproof.

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This is papier-mâché.
I have to, like...

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(sighs)
Fine. Okay, fine. Jesus.

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Stupid-ass Dune.

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I heard that, by the way.

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So, don't be surprised
or alarmed

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if Anna Booth-Meyers
gets in touch with you.

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If and when she does,
my advice would be
to just ignore her calls.

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Not to get too much
into the gory details,

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but Anna wants to make this
a full-on private school.

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Now, technically,
she doesn't have the authority
or the power to do that.

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That's actually not true
at all, Michelle.
Oh, God.

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La Petit Village
is a dual immersion

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French charter school
that is 100 percent
completely funded.

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All we need is just
an official vote to reassign
the charter into my name.

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The board is gonna vote
this Saturday.
It's very exciting.

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Okay, what is going on here?

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Is that true?
My school is based
on French language arts.

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Singapore Math.
Montessori approaches.

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How about you, Michelle?
Would you like to talk
to us about your school?

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Do you even
have a curriculum?

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Okay, Anna,
that was your department.

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It was my department
because you couldn't
handle it.

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No, because
I was delegating,

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because I was trying to...
take care of the 19,000

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other things that also
needed my attention.

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Do you or do you not
have a curriculum
for your school?

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We've had-- we've had...

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Anna:
Exactly. Thank you.
Good luck.

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Okay, moving on,
I am working very closely

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with Professor Watsey
at Occidental College.

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He is the head of the
French literature department.

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On top of that--
Actually...

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if you will turn your
attention towards
the loading dock,

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where you will see
the first installation

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of our arts and
humanities-based curriculum.

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Anna:
I'm sorry?
Mm-hm.

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Mr. Pierson? Mr. Pappas?

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Can you come in
and just say hi to everyone?

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Yeah...

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Just...

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So Mr. Pierson
has an MFA from CalArts.

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And Mr. Pappas has over
20 years of experience

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with... all different types
of puppets.

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Puppets?
Puppets.

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Puppets.
Yeah.

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Uh... would you gentlemen
mind telling us

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what you have prepared
for our school?

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Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yeah. Um...

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Michelle:
Great.
I will allow...

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Please. Yes, please.
myself to go first.

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Yeah. Um... (clears throat)
So, essentially,

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what we believe
is that the performing arts

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engages all the senses in...

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a way that educates
the entire being--

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That's right. We believe
that the renaissance child
is the child of the future.

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Alex:
We can have,
uh, scholars, artists,

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and happy children...
all at the same time.
Three for one.

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Is that helmet papier-mâché?

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This helmet
is papier-mâché.

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That's an excellent...
observation question.

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Yeah, and if you're
interested in... in looking
into it a little further,

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there's a whole room full
of this puppet stuff.

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So, everybody come up and
feel free to ask questions.

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Yeah! Yep. Come on up.
Come on up. We're having
a little show and tell.

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Michelle: Yeah, come up,
don't be shy.
That's right.

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Come on, guys.
Alex, Brett:
Yeah! Yes!

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Brett:
Come on up and we'll have

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a little show and tell
of our works.

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Alex: Yeah.
Okay, just...
so what I'm hearing

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is you desperately need
"stupid-ass Dune"
to save your school?

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If she's throwing
some big party to butter
everyone up to vote for her,

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then I need something
to swing the vote
in my favor.

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And you need this too.

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If Anna wins, then we're
not going to that school.

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And we can't afford
to go to private school.

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Alex:
Dude, uh...
What's up?

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The best they can do
is get us used sand

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in a few months, so...

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Well, we're gonna
need the sand now.

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Why?
Because we're going up
Saturday night.

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We're not ready,
and we don't have sand.

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So...
We're gonna get ready,

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and, last time I checked,

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there was an annoying amount
of sand at the beach.

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Okay, but that sand belongs
to the state of California.

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What do you want,
you want the stage
to look like a crackhouse?

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Or you want it to look
like a magical, mysterious

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learning kingdom?
To get that, we need sand.

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Alex:
He's right.
To get sand, we need you,

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we need all your
charter school parents,

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we need as many people
as we can get together.

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Alex:
Yeah. Yeah.

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Okay.

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Michelle:
Okay, time to load up.

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Thank you, guys. Thanks.

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(vehicle approaching)

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Oh, Jesus. Finally.

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Load up, you hooligans!

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What up, BP!

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I brought you my best men!

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Brett!

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Natalie?
Hey!

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Don't leave me hanging, tiger.

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Hey. What are you doing here?

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Uh... this is my...

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this is my... my thing.

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How do you know Dudley?

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(laughs) Wait, who's Dudley?

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Dudley Walker. Du--

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Oh. Yeah,
everybody knows Walker.

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Michelle:
Guys, let's go!

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Uh... okay. Fuck!

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Alex:
Come on, party people! Whoo!

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(lip-syncing) ♪ Where the
grass is really greener ♪

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Oh, God! Oh, God!

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Come on now, watch the beat!
Watch the beat!

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Woman:
Go, Alex! Go, Alex!

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♪ Must be something
in the water ♪

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Alex:
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!

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♪ You could travel
the world ♪

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Alex:
Let's go, Michelle! Come on.

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Oh, no.
Come on.

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No, no.
Come on!

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No, no! No!

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You put me up here,
now you're not coming with me?

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All right,
who else wants to go?

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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

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♪ California girls
We're unforgettable ♪

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Alex:
Oh, shit!

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Yeah! Thank you.

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She's super cute.

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You're melting
my Popsicle.

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Whoo!
Hey!

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Too much?
No, it's just enough.

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(rattling)
Ah!

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♪ We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce ♪

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♪ We got it on lock ♪

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♪ West Coast represent
Now put your hands up ♪

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♪ Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh ♪

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♪ California girls
We're unforgettable... ♪

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Okay, thanks.

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Hi! Thank you for being here.
Thank you!

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Thanks, guys. Oh, sorry!

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(laughs)

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Hi! I'm Michelle.
Hi. Natalie.

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I was in the truck with you.
That's right, yes.

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This is Brett.
Uh, yeah-- yeah, we met.

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Yes.
Michelle:
Cool.

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Yeah.

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♪ ♪

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There's a lot
of sand at the beach.

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Dudley (over walkie-talkie):
The perfect spot, my friend.
Not a soul in sight.

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Copy.

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Over.

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Dude, who is
that Natalie girl?

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Why are you asking?
'Cause she's hot.

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Did you see us
grinding in the truck?

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That's the girl, dude.
That's the girl
from the Uber thing,

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the whole... yeah.
What?

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Why did you invite her?

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I-- I didn't invite her!

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She's friends with Dudley,
dude. I'm not a fucking idiot.

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Oh, my God!
Dudley (over walkie):
Brett, cop, cop, cop!

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Halt all operations.
Oh, shit, cops!

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Now, motherfucker, he's
pulling into you right now.

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Okay, uh, everybody,
drop your shovels,

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and-- and just pretend
like we're, um,

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we're playing in the sand.
We're hanging out.

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Frolicking in the sand.
Come on, people. Frolic!

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That doesn't make any sense.
Alex, pretend you're
doing a beach workout,

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like the one
we went to that time.

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Brett:
He's coming. He's coming.
Hurry.

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Hurry up, hurry up. Go, go.

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Okay! Listen up, you maggots!

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Uh, give me 20 mountain
climbers, right now!
Hit the deck!

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Uh, Alex, it has
to be something
that normal people can do.

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Okay, uh, jumping jacks.
Jumping jacks!

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Here we go! Ten, nine,

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eight, seven, six,

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00:10:04,918 --> 00:10:08,084
five, four, three,

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two, one! Okay, okay! Uh...

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Uh, barrel circles!
Barrel circles!

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Run around your barrel!
Yeah!

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Engage your core! High knees!

209
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:21,084
Come on, here we go!
Four, three,

210
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two, one!
Roger, we're in...

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All right, shit sticks!

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Let's do 20 seconds
of butt kicks!

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00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,418
At this rate,
we'll be here all night, huh?

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00:10:32,918 --> 00:10:36,084
That's not a butt kick!
That's not a butt kick!

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Come on, like this!

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Brett:
Yeah!

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All clear here.

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Heel to ass! Heel to butt!

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Alex! Alex!

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All right,
good job, everyone.
Yes!

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(all cheering)
(Michelle sighs)

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(screeching)

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00:11:02,751 --> 00:11:05,585
All right, here he is.
Public enemy number one.

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00:11:05,585 --> 00:11:07,877
Oh, God, oh, God,
I'm so ashamed...

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00:11:07,877 --> 00:11:09,626
So we having
this conversation now?
We're doing it.

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00:11:09,626 --> 00:11:11,501
It's happening, buddy.
It's happening. Um...

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Is there
or isn't there a, uh,

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a woman you once called wife
on that beach?

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Yes, we are separated,
it's super awkward.
I should have said something.

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I'm very sorry.
Agreed you should
have said something.

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Agreed it is super awkward.
But... Oh, God.

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Yeah. Uh, you don't...
I'm not gonna... say anything.

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You don't have to worry.
I appreciate you being, uh...
cool about it.

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I am being
super cool about it.

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You're welcome.
Pretty cool.

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Yeah.
Thanks, man.

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You're welcome, man.

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All right. Right. Ooh!

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Too soon?
That was too soon.

240
00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:48,793
You're right. You know what?

241
00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:51,168
That's on me. This one.
Sorry about that.

242
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:54,668
Not sorry. Kind of sorry.

243
00:11:54,668 --> 00:11:57,877
Yeah, well,
she's like suddenly...

244
00:11:57,877 --> 00:12:00,835
like baby-crazy, kind of.
(laughs)

245
00:12:00,835 --> 00:12:03,251
(laughing)

246
00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:05,334
(chuckles) Okay.

247
00:12:05,334 --> 00:12:07,710
I feel a little
worried about her.

248
00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:12,668
Like... I don't know,
that she's gonna
do something stupid or...

249
00:12:12,668 --> 00:12:16,168
Oh.
(laughing)

250
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:19,418
Well, maybe you should
just tell her to... slow down.

251
00:12:19,418 --> 00:12:23,126
I mean, I've tried,
but... you know.

252
00:12:23,126 --> 00:12:26,501
She's not really listening.

253
00:12:30,084 --> 00:12:32,418
(laughs) What are you
doing after this?

254
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,626
You serious? It's, like,
gonna be five in the morning.

255
00:12:34,626 --> 00:12:36,877
So you're free.
So it's a date.
Hey, brother.

256
00:12:36,877 --> 00:12:39,084
Yeah?
Can you run this
up the street to Dudley?

257
00:12:39,084 --> 00:12:41,793
I mean, I'd do it myself,
but I just pulled
my groin big time.

258
00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:45,793
Yeah. Sure, uh...
I will be right back.

259
00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:49,543
I will be right here.
Thank you, man.
I really appreciate that.

260
00:12:49,543 --> 00:12:51,418
What are you doing?

261
00:12:51,418 --> 00:12:55,376
What? I pulled my groin.
It's a mess.

262
00:12:57,084 --> 00:12:59,793
You know,
I just think you should...

263
00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:03,209
you should just pace yourself,
that's all.
Pace myself?

264
00:13:03,209 --> 00:13:05,376
Yeah, with Colin, you know?
You just met him...

265
00:13:05,376 --> 00:13:08,418
Just, you know,
just take it easy.
Wow, are you giving me advice?

266
00:13:08,418 --> 00:13:10,126
Things are moving really fast.
God! Thank you!

267
00:13:10,126 --> 00:13:12,043
I didn't know how
to work this,

268
00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:15,168
and now you're here
telling me, and I feel
so much better.

269
00:13:15,168 --> 00:13:17,626
Okay, well, maybe you
should just fuck him
on the beach then.

270
00:13:17,626 --> 00:13:19,376
Maybe I will.

271
00:13:20,877 --> 00:13:24,460
All right, so we got
one, two, three, four...
(man speaks Spanish)

272
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:26,418
Wait, what do you
mean, "No hay"?

273
00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:29,209
There's no ramp.

274
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,918
Uh... shit.
Um...

275
00:13:34,751 --> 00:13:37,668
I-- maybe can we lift it?
Yeah, would you guys...

276
00:13:37,668 --> 00:13:39,501
Would you help us?
Maybe the four of us
could lift?

277
00:13:39,501 --> 00:13:40,835
We'll see if we can...

278
00:13:40,835 --> 00:13:43,293
Okay, okay.
One, two...

279
00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:46,251
Oh, my God!
All right, that's a hernia
waiting to happen.

280
00:13:46,251 --> 00:13:48,460
We're not doing that.
Oh, shit. Okay.

281
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:52,251
Is there, like, is there
maybe somebody we could call
who could maybe bring us one?

282
00:13:52,251 --> 00:13:55,043
I can try, but it's
the middle of the night.

283
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:58,543
Um, let's try, that
would be helpful, thank you.
Alex: Hey!

284
00:13:58,543 --> 00:14:01,626
Is everything cool or...?
Yeah, we're good.

285
00:14:01,626 --> 00:14:04,793
We're fucked.
Okay. We can figure this out.

286
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:06,626
Yeah.
Um...

287
00:14:06,626 --> 00:14:10,501
Brett: This is, like,
the perfect ramp.
Michelle: Yeah, it's great.

288
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:13,751
Oh, boy. Oh, boy!
Heavy?

289
00:14:13,751 --> 00:14:17,084
Nope. Nope.
Yep. Okay.

290
00:14:17,084 --> 00:14:19,793
Remember when you were
cleaning the aquarium
with the shop vac,

291
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:22,877
and you shot water
all over the apartment?
Yeah, yeah.

292
00:14:22,877 --> 00:14:26,126
And we were like,
why does this have,
like, a blow option?

293
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:28,751
You know,
it's a vacuum cleaner.
Right. Yes.

294
00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:32,334
So, what if we go
to a 24-hour Home Depot,

295
00:14:32,334 --> 00:14:34,126
and we get, like,
ten of them,

296
00:14:34,126 --> 00:14:36,835
and we just, like,
suck up the sand...
Okay.

297
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:40,043
and-- and we blow it
in the truck directly.

298
00:14:40,043 --> 00:14:42,168
I see what you're
getting at, uh,

299
00:14:42,168 --> 00:14:44,376
blue ribbon for creativity,
amazing idea.

300
00:14:44,376 --> 00:14:47,501
I'm not sure that
those things would, like,

301
00:14:47,501 --> 00:14:50,626
blow sand, like, 20 feet
in the air into the truck.

302
00:14:50,626 --> 00:14:54,751
Oh...
But I like-- I mean, good...
good thinking. Definitely.

303
00:14:54,751 --> 00:14:58,793
(rattling)
This is not going
anywhere either. Okay. Shit.

304
00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:03,460
Uh... okay,
no luck on the ramp.

305
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:06,710
Uh, well...

306
00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:15,084
Yes?
Dude.

307
00:15:15,084 --> 00:15:19,418
(majestic music plays)

308
00:15:22,376 --> 00:15:24,793
(creaking)
Brett: It's working!

309
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,626
Yes.
It's working!

310
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,668
Okay, good!
Good, keep going!

311
00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:30,501
Keep going!
And stop right there!

312
00:15:30,501 --> 00:15:32,209
Okay.
Okay.

313
00:15:32,209 --> 00:15:33,877
Ooh, this is heavy. Oh, boy.

314
00:15:33,877 --> 00:15:36,251
(straining) Oh, my God!

315
00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:39,418
Oh, shit! Uh! Okay.
Okay.

316
00:15:39,418 --> 00:15:43,960
Um... we're gonna
swing this now, I think.

317
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,710
And on three,
you guys let it go.

318
00:15:46,710 --> 00:15:48,043
No. Oh...
What?

319
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:50,877
Oh, he's serious.
Brett: Here we go.

320
00:15:50,877 --> 00:15:53,793
One...

321
00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:57,084
two...

322
00:15:57,084 --> 00:15:58,126
three!

323
00:15:58,126 --> 00:15:59,960
(all shout)

324
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,501
Shit!
Get out of the way!

325
00:16:02,501 --> 00:16:05,751
Push it in!
Okay, okay, okay.

326
00:16:05,751 --> 00:16:10,126
(sighs)
(cheering)

327
00:16:10,126 --> 00:16:13,418
Dude! Musc-- muscles!
Muscles!

328
00:16:13,418 --> 00:16:15,543
All right, that was easy.
Uh...

329
00:16:15,543 --> 00:16:17,251
You guys wanna
load some barrels?

330
00:16:17,251 --> 00:16:20,877
♪ ♪

331
00:16:29,418 --> 00:16:32,501
♪ We're stealing sand
in the LBC ♪

332
00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:35,877
♪ Moving some barrels
with the Pierson family ♪

333
00:16:35,877 --> 00:16:39,793
♪ Working on the crazy play
called Dune ♪

334
00:16:39,793 --> 00:16:42,126
Bandit,
we've got another Smokey.

335
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,960
(Alex continues rapping
indistinctly)

336
00:16:45,918 --> 00:16:47,293
Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett.

337
00:16:47,293 --> 00:16:49,209
♪ Working real hard ♪
There's a cop coming!

338
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,710
Right now!
Sh, sh!

339
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,918
I got a cop right here.

340
00:16:52,918 --> 00:16:54,585
Pick up, pick up!

341
00:16:54,585 --> 00:16:56,626
Come on, man! Pick up!

342
00:16:58,126 --> 00:16:59,460
Fuck!

343
00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:04,918
Okay!

344
00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:09,501
(groans)

345
00:17:09,501 --> 00:17:14,376
Oh-ho! Ah! (babbling)

346
00:17:14,376 --> 00:17:17,960
Officer (over intercom):
Sir, step back
on the sidewalk, please.

347
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,460
(belches loudly)

348
00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:21,376
Sir, get back on the sidewalk.

349
00:17:21,376 --> 00:17:22,626
Uh!

350
00:17:24,751 --> 00:17:26,460
(Alex rapping indistinctly)

351
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:29,585
Yeah!
Sir, get out of the street.

352
00:17:29,585 --> 00:17:33,668
(siren chirps)
(laughs)

353
00:17:33,668 --> 00:17:35,585
(siren wails)

354
00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:38,002
Oh, shit, cops! Cops, guys!

355
00:17:38,002 --> 00:17:40,126
Okay, just walk.
Do not run to your vehicles.

356
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,793
If you're in the truck,
go to the truck. If you're
in your cars, go to your cars.

357
00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:45,751
We're still tying things down.
That's okay, we'll tie it up
when we get in there.

358
00:17:45,751 --> 00:17:47,043
Everything's gonna be fine.

359
00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:51,585
Get in the wagon!
That spot's for Dudley!

360
00:17:51,585 --> 00:17:52,626
Really?
What?!

361
00:17:52,626 --> 00:17:53,710
We don't have time! Go, go!

362
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:55,126
No. Oh...

363
00:17:55,126 --> 00:17:56,710
(car starts)

364
00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:11,668
(howls)

365
00:18:22,376 --> 00:18:23,877
(rock music blares)
(shuts off radio)

366
00:18:23,877 --> 00:18:26,918
Whoa! Easy, tiger.

367
00:18:28,418 --> 00:18:30,209
I mean, what--
what was that?

368
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:33,710
You getting back at me
for Pam Watkins in Houston?

369
00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:36,710
What? No.
That was for your own good.

370
00:18:36,710 --> 00:18:39,251
Excuse me?
Yeah.

371
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,376
What do you know
about what is for my own good?

372
00:18:41,376 --> 00:18:43,209
No--
I had something
going with him!

373
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,293
You just fucked it up!
You had something
going with him?

374
00:18:45,293 --> 00:18:47,293
You had something
going with him?

375
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,751
What do you know
about any of it?
Nothing!

376
00:18:48,751 --> 00:18:50,501
What's his last name?
What's his last name?

377
00:18:50,501 --> 00:18:52,626
Fuck you.
You don't know
what his last name is,

378
00:18:52,626 --> 00:18:55,126
and you're ready
to get his jizz in your--

379
00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:59,043
in your johnson!
You know what? That is none
of your fucking business!

380
00:18:59,043 --> 00:19:03,334
What I want to do,
whether I want a family,
what I'm doing now,

381
00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:04,877
is none of your
fucking business!

382
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,751
You know nothing!
You just swoop in,

383
00:19:06,751 --> 00:19:08,960
and act like we're fucking
friends when we're not

384
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,877
even fucking friends!
No, we are friends!
We are friends.

385
00:19:10,877 --> 00:19:12,418
No, we're not.
Friends look out
for each other.

386
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,251
I haven't heard from you
for fucking months.

387
00:19:14,251 --> 00:19:16,751
You're acting recklessly
and sloppy.

388
00:19:16,751 --> 00:19:20,626
I mean, you want diseases?
Have you thought about this?

389
00:19:22,585 --> 00:19:25,084
And besides,
if you want sperm,

390
00:19:25,084 --> 00:19:28,460
there are better options.

391
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,793
Really? Like who?

392
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:41,626
(laughs)

393
00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:47,168
What?
(laughing)

394
00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:49,501
You're enjoying that
a little too much.

395
00:19:49,501 --> 00:19:51,460
You? Your sperm?

396
00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:54,334
Do you know
who I descend from?

397
00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:57,251
Hercules, Apollo,
Ajax, Achilles,

398
00:19:57,251 --> 00:19:59,543
Agamemnon, have you
heard of these people?

399
00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:02,668
We invented everything:
democracy, math, science,

400
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,293
music, medicine.

401
00:20:04,293 --> 00:20:09,751
You would be fucking lucky
to have my Hellenic jizz.

402
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,835
You'd be lucky.

403
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:15,418
(laughs)

404
00:20:15,418 --> 00:20:20,043
I'm just imagining
your little sperms.

405
00:20:20,043 --> 00:20:22,002
With your big bug eyes.

406
00:20:22,002 --> 00:20:27,168
I don't have bug eyes.
Yeah, they all look
like Jon Lovitz.

407
00:20:28,793 --> 00:20:32,168
(Michelle sighs) Guys, yes.

408
00:20:32,168 --> 00:20:36,043
♪ ♪

409
00:20:40,376 --> 00:20:42,126
Ah! Thank you.

410
00:20:42,126 --> 00:20:44,835
Okay, I'm gonna...

411
00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:02,793
All right, man. Thanks.
I appreciate everything.

412
00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:05,877
Be safe. Yeah.
All right, good.

413
00:21:15,168 --> 00:21:18,877
See you later.
There's that.
Later. Yeah.

414
00:21:29,877 --> 00:21:32,043
All right... okay, okay.
All right. Look.

415
00:21:32,043 --> 00:21:34,126
You fucking prick!
Jesus!

416
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:37,126
You fucking, fucking fuck!
Stop! Stop pushing me!

417
00:21:37,126 --> 00:21:39,418
You piece of shit! Asshole!
Don't do that.

418
00:21:39,418 --> 00:21:40,918
Don't push you?
No, don't push me.

419
00:21:40,918 --> 00:21:42,793
Don't push you?
No, don't push me.

420
00:21:42,793 --> 00:21:45,002
Guess what?
You don't get to tell me
what the fuck to do anymore.

421
00:21:45,002 --> 00:21:48,376
You thought it was cute
to just act like you
don't even know each other?

422
00:21:48,376 --> 00:21:51,043
Like, in front of me?
It was an awkward situation.
Okay?

423
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,501
I was trying to do my best.
I didn't know she was
planning on coming.

424
00:21:53,501 --> 00:21:55,084
So you have
a fucking girlfriend?

425
00:21:55,084 --> 00:21:56,460
No, I don't have a girlfriend,
Michelle!

426
00:21:56,460 --> 00:21:58,209
You have someone
that you're fucking?

427
00:21:58,209 --> 00:21:59,585
No, you're gonna come at--
No?

428
00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:01,168
You're gonna come
at me right now?
No or yes?

429
00:22:01,168 --> 00:22:02,418
Are you coming at me--
Tell me!

430
00:22:02,418 --> 00:22:03,793
Yeah, I fucked her! Yeah!

431
00:22:03,793 --> 00:22:07,002
Finally! Finally,
a fucking moment of honesty.

432
00:22:07,002 --> 00:22:08,668
Did you fuck somebody too?
Yes, you did.

433
00:22:08,668 --> 00:22:10,793
Who fucked somebody first?
I worked my ass off

434
00:22:10,793 --> 00:22:13,251
to bring myself to you,
and as soon as I got there,

435
00:22:13,251 --> 00:22:14,793
you fucking bailed on me!
Okay?

436
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,960
So please don't bring
this shit onto me.

437
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,626
No, you don't get
to do this to me

438
00:22:19,626 --> 00:22:23,043
after stringing me along,
keeping me in the dark,

439
00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:26,002
and judging me
from your fucking high horse.

440
00:22:26,002 --> 00:22:29,960
Everything that I have been
doing for the last two months

441
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,293
has been for you
and for us.

442
00:22:32,293 --> 00:22:35,209
To stay together
for our fucking kids.

443
00:22:35,209 --> 00:22:39,585
I've been reminded
every second that I
could have fucked that up.

444
00:22:39,585 --> 00:22:42,168
And I was looking at you
and I was like,
this man is so good.

445
00:22:42,168 --> 00:22:43,960
He would never
fuck up like this.

446
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,501
And I was going
to sleep at night

447
00:22:46,501 --> 00:22:52,460
fucking crying
and thinking about you
at Alex's house!

448
00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:56,918
And you were in some
fucking 17-year-old's pussy?

449
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:06,501
I-- I really hope that
you're having a good time
sleeping at Alex's.

450
00:23:06,501 --> 00:23:09,043
'Cause I'm fucking done.

451
00:23:09,043 --> 00:23:11,460
That's where you live now.

452
00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:25,543
♪ ♪

453
00:24:09,585 --> 00:24:14,293
(snoring)

454
00:24:14,293 --> 00:24:17,084
(knocking on door)

455
00:24:18,251 --> 00:24:20,918
(knocking on door)

456
00:24:43,418 --> 00:24:47,418
In a million years,
I never would have...

457
00:24:48,585 --> 00:24:52,751
Yeah. Yeah.

458
00:24:52,751 --> 00:24:56,418
I feel like
our whole world is...

459
00:24:56,418 --> 00:25:01,418
falling apart and there's
nothing we can do to...

460
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:05,668
I don't...
I don't know.

461
00:25:13,376 --> 00:25:16,126
Um...

462
00:25:16,126 --> 00:25:20,334
So I also wanted to...

463
00:25:20,334 --> 00:25:22,293
apologize.

464
00:25:25,168 --> 00:25:28,793
I've been freezing you out.

465
00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:33,460
For... for a while.

466
00:25:36,126 --> 00:25:40,293
I was just really hurt
and jealous

467
00:25:40,293 --> 00:25:43,460
and... angry.

468
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:47,668
But... but, you know,

469
00:25:47,668 --> 00:25:49,543
like, in light of all this,

470
00:25:49,543 --> 00:25:53,168
it just really seems petty,
and I just genuinely

471
00:25:53,168 --> 00:25:55,334
want to be friends now.

472
00:25:57,835 --> 00:26:00,585
Like, not friends
'cause we don't
have any other options,

473
00:26:00,585 --> 00:26:04,793
or we're desperate
and we got nothing going on.

474
00:26:14,835 --> 00:26:18,543
♪ ♪

475
00:26:20,002 --> 00:26:21,209
Friends?

476
00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,751
Friends.

477
00:26:31,376 --> 00:26:35,460
♪ I think you ♪

478
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:38,418
♪ Were wrong ♪

479
00:26:41,168 --> 00:26:45,209
♪ You said I ♪

480
00:26:45,209 --> 00:26:47,877
♪ Can't love ♪

481
00:26:50,543 --> 00:26:54,877
♪ I was put upon this earth ♪

482
00:26:54,877 --> 00:26:59,543
♪ Not by any god or master ♪

483
00:26:59,543 --> 00:27:03,668
♪ To know you ♪

484
00:27:03,668 --> 00:27:07,084
♪ Somehow ♪

485
00:27:09,251 --> 00:27:15,418
♪ In some bar someday ♪

486
00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:24,793
♪ I would see your face ♪

487
00:27:27,668 --> 00:27:31,626
♪ I don't believe this shit ♪

488
00:27:31,626 --> 00:27:36,418
♪ I was doing fine
without it ♪

489
00:27:36,418 --> 00:27:40,751
♪ Now I can't walk ♪

490
00:27:40,751 --> 00:27:45,293
♪ Alone ♪

491
00:27:46,418 --> 00:27:49,918
♪ I can't walk ♪

492
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:54,126
♪ Alone ♪