1 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:33,658 Everything's cool. 2 00:00:33,743 --> 00:00:35,535 Jesus. 3 00:00:36,162 --> 00:00:38,330 Are you okay? Do you need some help or something? 4 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:41,792 Hi. How you doing? 5 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,252 Hi. 6 00:00:44,337 --> 00:00:45,879 Would you mind helping me out of here, please? 7 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:48,006 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 8 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:49,800 Do you want me to just lift this? 9 00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:52,219 I can pull these and... Okay. 10 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:54,513 Watch your face there. 11 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:57,057 Okay. 12 00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:00,185 Did you do this to yourself? 13 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:03,105 Yeah. I did this all by myself. 14 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,357 Okay. Why? What are you doing? 15 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:07,400 Connecting with my death. 16 00:01:08,194 --> 00:01:09,736 Where is my purse? 17 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,488 Okay. 18 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:13,698 Linda. 19 00:01:14,158 --> 00:01:15,617 - Hi. - Hi. 20 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:18,954 Mmm. 21 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:22,624 Well, um... 22 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:25,043 Have a good day and, um... 23 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:27,295 Take care. 24 00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:55,949 Hey, um... 25 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:57,075 Uh, I actually... 26 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:58,160 I could use some privacy, 27 00:01:58,244 --> 00:01:59,411 'cause I need to record some sounds, 28 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:01,246 and I need clean audio, and your footsteps are kind of... 29 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,581 Wow. 30 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:06,251 Not wow. I was asking you if I could have privacy. 31 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:08,587 You're like a ghost in chains. 32 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,006 A ghost in chains? 33 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:12,090 - Yes. - Okay. 34 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:13,592 - Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. - Hey, hey, hey. 35 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,677 - Not appropriate. - Oh, no, it's all right. 36 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,429 - I really... I really... - It will only take a moment. 37 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:20,390 - I really don't... - Just relax for just a moment. 38 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:22,851 Okay. Close your eyes. 39 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:24,394 Great. 40 00:02:24,437 --> 00:02:27,272 You are a free spirit. 41 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:30,192 You have no body. You have no past. 42 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:31,985 You have no present. You have no future. 43 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,612 You have nowhere to go, 44 00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:36,656 and you got nothing to do. 45 00:02:38,576 --> 00:02:39,576 That's all. 46 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:40,785 Okay. 47 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,120 - Do you feel better? - You know what? 48 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:43,580 I feel a little better. I do. 49 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,290 Thank you for that. 50 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:47,375 - I appreciate it. - Why are you lying? 51 00:02:48,628 --> 00:02:50,045 Um, I'm not lying. I was just... 52 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:52,547 You said, yes, you felt better, but you don't, 53 00:02:52,632 --> 00:02:53,632 so you're lying. 54 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,425 Um, I wasn't lying. I just... 55 00:02:55,635 --> 00:02:56,718 No, you were. 56 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,220 Just then you were lying to me. 57 00:02:58,304 --> 00:03:00,639 You don't feel better, but you said so. 58 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:01,973 Why? 59 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:03,850 Really? 60 00:03:03,935 --> 00:03:05,143 - Yes. - You wanna... 61 00:03:05,311 --> 00:03:07,229 Okay, fine, um... 62 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:09,272 You kind of freaked me out a little bit back there, 63 00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:10,941 and then you started following me, 64 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,817 and so I had to tell you that lie 65 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:15,237 to grease this situation here so... 66 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:16,446 - Wait, to grease... - Yes. 67 00:03:16,489 --> 00:03:18,823 - ...a situation? - What, you don't tell lies? 68 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,200 - No. No. - What... Okay. 69 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:21,493 So what happens, you know, what? 70 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:24,120 Am I just gonna, like, say everything I wanna say 71 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:25,330 and do everything I wanna do? 72 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:27,165 - And then... - Why not? 73 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,542 Because I have responsibilities, I have things to keep up, 74 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:30,835 and I've made commitments to people... 75 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,295 - So you lie. So that's good. - And, yeah, so I lie. 76 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,714 And that makes you happy. 77 00:03:39,637 --> 00:03:40,720 No! 78 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,600 No, it doesn't make me happy. No, it doesn't make me happy. 79 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,647 That's a ghost in chains. 80 00:03:56,696 --> 00:03:59,656 So tomorrow night is gonna be a full moon, 81 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:02,784 and I'm gonna go on a late-night moon walk if you would like to come. 82 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:04,536 Um, I... 83 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,705 That sounds great, but I have to work a double. 84 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:09,457 It's a 16-hour shift, so... 85 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:13,753 Okay. Well, working man, you do what you gotta do. 86 00:04:13,838 --> 00:04:15,255 It was very nice to meet you. 87 00:04:15,548 --> 00:04:16,548 Nice meeting you. 88 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,049 Hope I see you again. 89 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,260 Bye. 90 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:33,898 Babe... 91 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:35,734 Quick question. 92 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:39,779 Does this top go with these jeans? 93 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:40,905 Um... 94 00:04:42,575 --> 00:04:44,242 Hmm. Not bad. 95 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:45,577 - Yeah? - Uh-huh. 96 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:46,911 Tucked in or out? 97 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:48,413 In. 98 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:49,873 Well, let me see. Turn around. 99 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,417 You know what? 100 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,586 - First of all, the jeans look great on you. - Yeah? 101 00:04:54,754 --> 00:04:56,755 But they might even look better on the couch. 102 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,426 It's a work call. I gotta take it. 103 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,225 Magic Castle, this is Tina. 104 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:11,353 Hey, Craig, how are you? 105 00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:12,937 Sally, Sally, Sally, Sally! 106 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:14,981 Wait, what happened? 107 00:05:15,066 --> 00:05:17,525 Can you... Do you mind me asking what happened? 108 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:24,282 You know, we were just about to offer a free perk package. 109 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:26,534 Uh, with a level one party plan, 110 00:05:26,619 --> 00:05:28,745 we're gonna throw in a free clown. 111 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:30,789 It's free. 112 00:05:36,212 --> 00:05:37,462 Great. Fantastic. 113 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:41,716 So we'll see you next weekend then. Okay, great. Bye. 114 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:45,595 Fuck. 115 00:06:03,823 --> 00:06:04,823 Hey. 116 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:06,032 What's up, skinny? 117 00:06:06,242 --> 00:06:07,575 Are you free next Saturday morning? 118 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,994 Uh, no, we're doing the party in Los Feliz, aren't we? 119 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,037 Yeah, yeah, we're doing it. 120 00:06:11,122 --> 00:06:14,582 I just might need you to do more than set it up and break it down. 121 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:17,460 I might need to employ your special talents. 122 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:18,503 What do you mean, my talents? 123 00:06:19,672 --> 00:06:20,672 You ever played a clown? 124 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,799 You're joking, right? 125 00:06:22,842 --> 00:06:24,092 You might want to practice up. 126 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:26,344 - Uh-uh. - What do you mean, "Uh-uh"? 127 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:27,679 It means, no, I'm not doing that. 128 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:31,307 Come on, I'll pay you a lot more, and it'll be so fun. 129 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,309 No, Tina, I'm not gonna be a clown. 130 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:36,438 Okay, is this because of what happened when we were playing kick the can? 131 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:37,522 I thought we weren't gonna talk about that. 132 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:38,898 Okay, we don't have to talk about it, it's fine, 133 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:41,359 but what is your deal? You've been really weird all week. 134 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,069 What's my deal? It's actually your deal. 135 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:44,571 What are you talking about? 136 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,781 Your deal is that you only call when you need something. 137 00:06:46,866 --> 00:06:48,199 - That's not true. - Yeah? 138 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:50,201 When's the last time you called just to check in or to hang out? 139 00:06:50,286 --> 00:06:51,870 We talk all the time. Alex... 140 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,746 You know what, I'm not gonna argue with you. I gotta go. Bye. 141 00:06:53,998 --> 00:06:56,749 Oh my... Did you just hang up on me? 142 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,918 Why is he so mad at me? 143 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:00,837 Tina, I mean, come on. 144 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,298 You kind of take advantage of him with the business, 145 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:05,258 plus you cock tease him. 146 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,677 If it weren't for me, he wouldn't have an income. 147 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,387 I'm the only business he's getting, 148 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:11,055 - and I am not a cock tease! - Okay, okay. 149 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:12,807 I don't cock tease him. Where are you getting that? 150 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:13,892 Don't get so defensive about it. 151 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,144 - Well... - I'm just saying, he clearly likes you. 152 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:18,730 He tried to kiss you. I don't know why you're acting like he doesn't. 153 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:20,815 That was a freak, drunk thing. 154 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,066 Those are his words. 155 00:07:22,193 --> 00:07:23,902 - He said, "That was a freak, drunk thing." - Yeah, right. 156 00:07:24,195 --> 00:07:25,612 Well, he would say that, 'cause he's embarrassed. 157 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:27,071 Well, what am I supposed to do with him? 158 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:29,240 He's so high-maintenance. He's like a girl. 159 00:07:29,909 --> 00:07:31,326 You know what? I do think that you could be 160 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,369 a little more careful with the people in your life 161 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:34,579 who really matter to you. 162 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:40,460 What... What is this? Are you... You're mad at me, too? 163 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:41,878 I'm not mad at you, but... 164 00:07:41,921 --> 00:07:43,880 No, you can't just say that and then be like, 165 00:07:43,923 --> 00:07:45,256 "No, I'm not, I just..." 166 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,299 - Okay, no, I'm not. - "I'm saying that..." 167 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:50,512 I don't feel like you prioritize me, and I don't feel like I'm that important to you. 168 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:53,640 Wow! Jesus Christ, people. 169 00:07:53,933 --> 00:07:54,933 What do I have to do? 170 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:56,434 Tina, it's called being in a relationship. 171 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,269 I'm not in a relationship with Alex! 172 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,146 Do you want to be his friend? Do you want to be his friend? 173 00:08:00,231 --> 00:08:01,731 - Yes, but... - Yes? Okay. 174 00:08:01,774 --> 00:08:05,026 So being someone's friend means that you're there for them, 175 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,611 you look out for them, and you do nice things for them. 176 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,279 - Hold on, let me just write this down. - Things like that. 177 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:09,656 - What do you do? - Okay, you should. 178 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:14,244 - What? - Uh, it's nothing. 179 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:20,250 I just forgot about a, um, charter school meeting. 180 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:21,459 Oh. 181 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:23,461 The charter school so you can go 182 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:25,046 flirt with your boyfriend? 183 00:08:25,256 --> 00:08:28,800 Nobody's flirting with anybody. Stop it, okay? 184 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:29,968 Okay. 185 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:34,514 Hey, Phil. Sorry I'm a little late. 186 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:40,019 Oh, let me guess. He is still "parking." 187 00:08:40,104 --> 00:08:43,231 Mmm, they said his day is a little up in the air. 188 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,816 The whole day is up in the air? 189 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,484 Why don't you load in some sounds 190 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,861 and then farm out a few options to audition. 191 00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:53,408 You know, I am way behind on Sophie's kindergarten applications, 192 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,535 is it okay if I just do that stuff on the fly? 193 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:56,828 It... It's super easy. 194 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:57,912 No, the producers are in there, 195 00:08:57,997 --> 00:08:59,122 and they're gonna want to hear some options. 196 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:02,041 They never use those things, okay? 197 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:04,502 I mean, honestly, do we have to go through this? 198 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:08,756 Got it. Options. 199 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,211 David? 200 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,553 Yeah, they look pretty good. 201 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,389 I think they'll come out fine. 202 00:09:58,724 --> 00:09:59,724 Really? Huh. 203 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,310 Hi. Sorry. 204 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,395 I'm Michelle. Is David here? 205 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,230 Yeah, he's around here somewhere. 206 00:10:25,376 --> 00:10:26,376 Hi. 207 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,629 Hi. 208 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:31,172 Wanna give me a hand? 209 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:39,472 Thanks. 210 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,767 Okay. 211 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:52,985 - One more. - Yeah. 212 00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:02,370 Okay, let's check it out. 213 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,080 Oh, no. 214 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:05,748 Fuck. 215 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,125 Fuck. 216 00:11:08,419 --> 00:11:09,711 Oh, my God. 217 00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:13,131 - All right. - We moved so many chairs. 218 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,799 Do you know how to break down a door? 219 00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:18,970 - Honestly? - Yeah. 220 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:20,972 So, crowbar action? 221 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,056 Yep. 222 00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:25,476 Thanks. 223 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,894 - I do the prying? - Yeah. 224 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,312 - You do the jimmying? - I do the jimmying. 225 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,355 Okay. 226 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,484 - Sorry. - It's all right. 227 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,238 Oh. Shit. 228 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,740 - You got something? - Mmm-hmm. 229 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,167 Yes. 230 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,170 Okay. All right. 231 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,880 You go first. 232 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,173 Oh, my God! 233 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,382 What? 234 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,718 You're not gonna believe it. 235 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,511 - What is it? - Check it out. 236 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:10,730 That's really funny. 237 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,356 - It's incredible, isn't it? - It's so funny. 238 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,151 It's a really good closet. 239 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:18,154 - It's a beautiful closet. - It's a beautiful closet. 240 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:23,993 I think it's great. 241 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,078 I think it's the perfect space. 242 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,163 Mmm-hmm. 243 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,875 There's gonna be a public auction in about six weeks for this place. 244 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:35,630 So, um, you know, we gotta go to Access Sacramento next month and, uh, 245 00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:38,674 just lobby our case to them to get funding. 246 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:43,721 Okay. 247 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,640 We're gonna go to Access Sacramento? 248 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,600 - Sure. - Okay. 249 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,977 You're part of the team now. 250 00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:52,063 We'll take a road trip up there. 251 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:58,986 Yeah, that sounds like fun. 252 00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:02,156 Well... It's not fun, but... 253 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:04,742 ...it'll be worth it. 254 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,101 Hey. 255 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,435 Hi, I'm gonna take a quick shower. 256 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,980 Did your phone die? I called you about 800 times. 257 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,107 Uh, I was working out. 258 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,859 - You look great. - Thanks. 259 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,279 Hey, so, um, I have some really good news. 260 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,866 Let me guess. Your toilet's clogged with a monster shit. 261 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,075 No. 262 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,661 Larry wants to give you a part in his movie. 263 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,498 - What? - And it's a big role. 264 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,250 Shoots in New Orleans. 265 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,463 Um... Why? 266 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,966 What do you mean, "Why?" Because he likes you. 267 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,759 He hasn't even seen me act. 268 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,636 But he's confident you can do it 269 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:09,056 just based on the times he's hung out with you. 270 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:10,433 Are you fucking with me? 271 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,184 No! I'm serious. 272 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,728 The part is yours. 273 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,730 In a movie. 274 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,148 - Wow, this is amazing. - Yeah. 275 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,900 Uh, when? 276 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,151 In two weeks. 277 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,695 Let me check my schedule. Um... 278 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:23,946 Yes! 279 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,448 Ahhh! 280 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,366 Oh, my God! 281 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:28,826 Uh... 282 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,996 The only thing we have to do is you have to go to the office and go on tape, 283 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,164 in two hours. 284 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,416 Wait, what? I don't understand. 285 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,168 If he's giving me the role, why do I have to go on tape? 286 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,628 He just said it's just a formality. 287 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,504 As long as you don't shit the bed, it's yours. 288 00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:42,006 Jesus, no pressure. 289 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,841 Okay, um... 290 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,302 Thank you. 291 00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,220 Well, thank him when you see him. 292 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:51,182 How's that? 293 00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,851 Um, interesting. 294 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,646 Maybe a little lower in the wind. 295 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,439 You got it. 296 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:01,734 Phil, can we just call this? He's clearly not coming, it's almost dinner, 297 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,111 - and I'm starving... - Yo, yo, yo! 298 00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,863 What is up with my mix posse? 299 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,156 There he is! 300 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:09,909 I'm gonna go take a shit. I'll be right back, 301 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,535 - we'll rock and roll. - Okay. 302 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,663 Let me know how everything comes out. 303 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,289 That's weird, man. 304 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,169 Are you fucking kidding me? What about dinner? 305 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,253 We have to eat. 306 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,840 That's why you bring your vegan bars, right? 307 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,845 I can't even fucking read this. 308 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,682 Am I reading for Chuck or Vlad? 309 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,308 I'm guessing he's the villain... 310 00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:36,727 I don't know if I have to do a Russian accent. 311 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,479 - I... Wait, wait. Go here. - Where? Right or left? 312 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,730 Here! Right! Right! 313 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,232 - Stop yelling. - Jesus, watch the curb! 314 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:42,400 Don't fucking kill anyone! 315 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,068 Just don't tell me how to drive! 316 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,403 - Oh, my God. - Learn your lines. 317 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,446 I literally cannot read the words... 318 00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:49,365 - Are you out of your fucking mind? - ...that are on that phone. 319 00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:51,659 You put the phone in front of my face? I can't see. 320 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:55,746 Go! 321 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,758 Hi, I'm sorry I'm a little late. 322 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,260 I'm Alex Pappas. 323 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,054 Hi. Can you sign in for me, please? 324 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,307 Sure. Uh, do you have sides? 325 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,227 Uh, yep. Here you go. 326 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,021 Thank you. 327 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,369 Uh, just one second. 328 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:39,790 What the fuck, Tina? 329 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,584 - What's the matter? - This character description 330 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,377 literally says, "The chubby, funny best friend." 331 00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:44,462 Shh. So what? 332 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,880 Why have I been working out? 333 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,256 Sacrificing, huh? 334 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:49,508 Why is there fucking Mexican Rogaine in my hair 335 00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:51,635 that's probably shrinking my balls right now? 336 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,637 It's a part. I thought you wanted a part. 337 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,848 It's a part of someone that gets killed on page five 338 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,892 for a fucking laugh! 339 00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,226 We're going for leading roles! 340 00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,728 I thought that that was the plan! 341 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,314 You have to start somewhere. Are you out of your fucking mind? 342 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,442 I'm fucking out of here. 343 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,485 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 344 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:08,986 - I'm fucking out of here. - Are you kidding? I did this. 345 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,029 I stuck my neck out for you. 346 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,114 You stuck your neck out for me? This is from Larry. 347 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,283 - I asked. I set this up. - You set this up with Larry? 348 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,577 I asked him if there were any parts for you. 349 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,538 Why would you ask Larry for me to play a fucking fat guy? 350 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:21,165 Because I thought, oh, that's all you can do. 351 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,792 You can only play fat losers. 352 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:23,959 No, you idiot. 353 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:26,003 I just asked him if he had a fucking part, 354 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,713 and he said he had this part, 355 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:28,839 so I said, "Okay, let's do it." 356 00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:31,759 Are you gonna fucking sit here and whine about it, or are you gonna do your job? 357 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:32,843 You know who's a fucking loser? 358 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,137 You're the loser because you have no fucking principles! 359 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,181 - What? - You're the one that fucking motivated me 360 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,892 from the beginning to aspire for something more in my life, 361 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,061 and now I'm back where I started from. 362 00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,187 Alex Pappas? 363 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,901 Gonna stay on Brett's couch your whole life 364 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,820 or are you gonna go try to make something of yourself? 365 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,909 Hi, I'm Alex Pappas. 366 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,494 I'm reading for the role of Vlad. 367 00:17:58,537 --> 00:17:59,662 We thought you were reading for Chuck. 368 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,705 Nope, reading for the role of Vlad. 369 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,629 Oh, fuck. Mmm. 370 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,674 That's great. 371 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,009 You can scream all you want! 372 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,427 That effect is killer. Let's keep it. 373 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:16,554 Great. 374 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,014 We'll lock that, and... Moving on. 375 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,391 Brett, if you would... 376 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,270 Brett, you wanna sit back down please? 377 00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:26,981 Dude? 378 00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,402 - Brett. - Seriously? 379 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,737 Got less than an hour to go on this reel. 380 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,406 Can it wait until then? 381 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,620 Brett. 382 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,330 Sit down... 383 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:44,915 Now. 384 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,672 - I'm hungry, Phil. - We're all hungry. 385 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,841 We're all tired, but we're grownups. 386 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,511 No. 387 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,014 No. 388 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,184 I've been working here for 15 hours. 389 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,770 I'm like a fucking caged animal that only gets thrown scraps. 390 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,480 I need a meal. 391 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,357 I need fresh air. 392 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,736 This is inhumane in here. I'm a ghost in chains! 393 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:19,742 She's right. 394 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,375 You're gonna destroy me? 395 00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,546 I'm gonna live forever! 396 00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:35,925 For justice, we live or die! 397 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,185 Whatever it is that you and I are doing, 398 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:47,645 it's over. 399 00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,313 I'm not doing your bidding anymore, 400 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,023 so don't call me. 401 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,818 Just keep doing your superficial charade 402 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:55,986 in Larry Land, 403 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,529 'cause I don't want any part of it. 404 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,893 Hi. 405 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,186 Hello. 406 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,731 I made it. 407 00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:24,074 What? You want me to get in there? 408 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,660 I highly recommend it. 409 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,537 Um... 410 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:31,081 I'm not comfortable with that, so... 411 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,250 Mmm, why not? 412 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:34,626 I... 413 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,420 I don't know, I... 414 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,172 - I just had, like, a hard day at work... - Right. 415 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:39,965 ...and I was excited about walking up here 416 00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:41,216 - with you, so... - Mmm-hmm. 417 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,928 Can... I'd rather just put that away. 418 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,516 The thing is, Brett... 419 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:53,604 What else is there? 420 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,735 I feel like you just want me to get in the hole, 421 00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:02,905 and you're saying deep stuff to get me in there, 422 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,948 and I'm getting uncomfortable. 423 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:10,996 And I really spend a lot of time where people tell me what to do, a lot. 424 00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:12,539 You know, "You should fake it till you make it," 425 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,833 or, "Don't push your sounds on him," 426 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:17,211 and... And... And, "Rein it in, Brett." 427 00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:19,338 And now you're, like, telling me to get in the hole, 428 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:22,841 I'm starting to get upset about it, and I don't want to get upset, 429 00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:25,761 so I have to say no. Okay? 430 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:28,639 I'm not letting you fucking put some twigs on me 431 00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:32,935 and bury me in shit, because, um, I don't really know you, 432 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,603 and I don't even fucking know what you're gonna do to me 433 00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,438 when I get in the hole, if I'm honest with you. 434 00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:38,107 So the answer about the hole 435 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,317 is a very strict no, okay? 436 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:42,861 We're just going no, and we're gonna call it a no, 437 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:45,030 and I... The way you're looking at me right now 438 00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:46,865 is really fucking pissing me off, I gotta tell you, 439 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,992 because you're giving me this knowing, condescending look 440 00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:51,412 and it's, like, saying, "Get in the hole." 441 00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:54,623 And I'm not getting in the fucking hole, lady. You understand what I'm saying? 442 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,166 I'm not getting in the hole! 443 00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:59,628 I don't care what you say to me! I don't care what you do to me! 444 00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:03,674 I'm not getting in a fucking hole where you're gonna throw shit on me 445 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:06,176 and make me into a fucking zombie in there! 446 00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:09,263 I'm tired of it! I'm tired of people fucking bossing me around. 447 00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:13,851 I'm sick of this shit, and I wanna put my foot down and say no, 448 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,769 and I'm gonna stop it! 449 00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:17,354 We're gonna stop it all! 450 00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:29,533 Do you want me to hold your burrito?