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WOMAN: Everything's cool.

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Jesus.

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Are you okay?
Do you need some help or something?

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Hi. How you doing?

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Hi.

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Would you mind helping me
out of here, please?

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Yeah. Yeah, of course.

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Do you want me to just lift this?

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I can pull these and... Okay.

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Watch your face there.

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Okay.

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Did you do this to yourself?

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Yeah. I did this all by myself.

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Okay. Why? What are you doing?

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Connecting with my death.

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Where is my purse?

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Okay.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Linda.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Mmm.

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Well, um...

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Have a good day and, um...

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Take care.

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Hey, um...

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Uh, I actually...

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I could use some privacy,

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'cause I need to record some sounds,

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and I need clean audio,
and your footsteps are kind of...

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Wow.

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Not wow. I was asking you
if I could have privacy.

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You're like a ghost in chains.

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A ghost in chains?

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- Yes.
- Okay.

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- Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
- Hey, hey, hey.

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- Not appropriate.
- Oh, no, it's all right.

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- I really... I really...
- It will only take a moment.

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- I really don't...
- Just relax for just a moment.

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Okay. Close your eyes.

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Great.

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You are a free spirit.

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You have no body. You have no past.

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You have no present. You have no future.

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You have nowhere to go,

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and you got nothing to do.

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That's all.

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Okay.

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- Do you feel better?
- You know what?

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I feel a little better. I do.

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Thank you for that.

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- I appreciate it.
- Why are you lying?

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Um, I'm not lying. I was just...

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You said, yes, you felt better, but you don't,

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so you're lying.

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Um, I wasn't lying. I just...

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No, you were.

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Just then you were lying to me.

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You don't feel better, but you said so.

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Why?

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Really?

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- Yes.
- You wanna... (STAMMERS)

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Okay, fine, um...

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You kind of freaked me out
a little bit back there,

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and then you started following me,

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and so I had to tell you that lie

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to grease this situation here so...

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- Wait, to grease...
- Yes.

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- ...a situation?
- What, you don't tell lies?

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- No. No.
- What... Okay.

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So what happens, you know, what?

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Am I just gonna, like,
say everything I wanna say

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and do everything I wanna do?

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- And then...
- Why not?

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Because I have responsibilities,
I have things to keep up,

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and I've made commitments to people...

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- So you lie. So that's good.
- And, yeah, so I lie.

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And that makes you happy.

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No!

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No, it doesn't make me happy.
No, it doesn't make me happy.

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That's a ghost in chains.

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LINDA: So tomorrow night
is gonna be a full moon,

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and I'm gonna go on a late-night moon walk
if you would like to come.

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Um, I...

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That sounds great,
but I have to work a double.

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It's a 16-hour shift, so...

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Okay. Well, working man,
you do what you gotta do.

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It was very nice to meet you.

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Nice meeting you.

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Hope I see you again.

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Bye.

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- TINA: Babe...
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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Quick question.

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Does this top go with these jeans?

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Um...

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Hmm. Not bad.

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- Yeah?
- Uh-huh.

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Tucked in or out?

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In.

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Well, let me see. Turn around.

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You know what?

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- First of all, the jeans look great on you.
- Yeah?

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But they might even look better on the couch.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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It's a work call. I gotta take it.

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(BABY TALK)

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Magic Castle, this is Tina.

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Hey, Craig, how are you?

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Sally, Sally, Sally, Sally!

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Wait, what happened?

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Can you... Do you mind
me asking what happened?

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You know, we were just about
to offer a free perk package.

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Uh, with a level one party plan,

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we're gonna throw in a free clown.

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It's free.

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Great. Fantastic.

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So we'll see you next weekend then.
Okay, great. Bye.

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(MUTTERS) Fuck.

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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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Hey.

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What's up, skinny?

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Are you free next Saturday morning?

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Uh, no, we're doing the party in Los Feliz,
aren't we?

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Yeah, yeah, we're doing it.

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I just might need you to do more
than set it up and break it down.

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I might need to employ your special talents.

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What do you mean, my talents?

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You ever played a clown?

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- You're joking, right?
- (TINA LAUGHING)

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You might want to practice up.

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- Uh-uh.
- What do you mean, "Uh-uh"?

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It means, no, I'm not doing that.

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Come on, I'll pay you a lot more,
and it'll be so fun.

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No, Tina, I'm not gonna be a clown.

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Okay, is this because of what happened
when we were playing kick the can?

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I thought we weren't gonna talk about that.

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Okay, we don't have to talk about it, it's fine,

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but what is your deal?
You've been really weird all week.

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What's my deal? It's actually your deal.

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What are you talking about?

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Your deal is that you only call
when you need something.

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- That's not true.
- Yeah?

143
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When's the last time you called
just to check in or to hang out?

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We talk all the time. Alex...

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You know what, I'm not gonna
argue with you. I gotta go. Bye.

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- Oh my... Did you just hang up on me?
- (LINE DISCONNECTS)

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Why is he so mad at me?

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Tina, I mean, come on.

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You kind of take advantage
of him with the business,

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plus you cock tease him.

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If it weren't for me,
he wouldn't have an income.

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I'm the only business he's getting,

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- and I am not a cock tease!
- Okay, okay.

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I don't cock tease him.
Where are you getting that?

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Don't get so defensive about it.

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- Well...
- I'm just saying, he clearly likes you.

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He tried to kiss you. I don't know
why you're acting like he doesn't.

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That was a freak, drunk thing.

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Those are his words.

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- He said, "That was a freak, drunk thing."
- Yeah, right.

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Well, he would say that,
'cause he's embarrassed.

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Well, what am I supposed to do with him?

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He's so high-maintenance. He's like a girl.

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You know what? I do think that you could be

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a little more careful with
the people in your life

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who really matter to you.

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What... What is this? Are you...
You're mad at me, too?

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I'm not mad at you, but...

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No, you can't just say that and then be like,

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"No, I'm not, I just..."

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- Okay, no, I'm not.
- "I'm saying that..."

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I don't feel like you prioritize me,
and I don't feel like I'm that important to you.

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Wow! Jesus Christ, people.

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What do I have to do?

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Tina, it's called being in a relationship.

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I'm not in a relationship with Alex!

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Do you want to be his friend?
Do you want to be his friend?

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- Yes, but...
- Yes? Okay.

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So being someone's friend means
that you're there for them,

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you look out for them,
and you do nice things for them.

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- Hold on, let me just write this down.
- Things like that.

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- What do you do?
- Okay, you should.

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(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

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TINA: What?
MICHELLE: Uh, it's nothing.

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I just forgot about a, um,
charter school meeting.

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Oh.

187
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The charter school so you can go

188
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flirt with your boyfriend?

189
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Nobody's flirting with anybody. Stop it, okay?

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Okay.

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Hey, Phil. Sorry I'm a little late.

192
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Oh, let me guess. He is still "parking."

193
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Mmm, they said his day is a little up in the air.

194
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The whole day is up in the air?

195
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Why don't you load in some sounds

196
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and then farm out a few options to audition.

197
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You know, I am way behind
on Sophie's kindergarten applications,

198
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is it okay if I just do that stuff on the fly?

199
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It... It's super easy.

200
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No, the producers are in there,

201
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and they're gonna want to hear some options.

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(SIGHS)

203
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They never use those things, okay?

204
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I mean, honestly,
do we have to go through this?

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Got it. Options.

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(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

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David?

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MAN 1: Yeah, they look pretty good.

209
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I think they'll come out fine.

210
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MAN 2: Really? Huh.

211
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,310
Hi. Sorry.

212
00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,395
I'm Michelle. Is David here?

213
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,230
Yeah, he's around here somewhere.

214
00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:10,818
(CLANGING)

215
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Hi.

216
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,629
Hi.

217
00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:31,172
Wanna give me a hand?

218
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Thanks.

219
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,767
Okay.

220
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(MICHELLE CHUCKLES)

221
00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:52,985
- One more.
- Yeah.

222
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,447
(GRUNTS AND MUMBLES)

223
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(CLATTERING)

224
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(DAVID CHUCKLES)

225
00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:02,370
MICHELLE: Okay, let's check it out.

226
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,080
- (BANGING)
- Oh, no.

227
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:05,748
Fuck.

228
00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,125
(CHUCKLES) Fuck.

229
00:11:08,419 --> 00:11:09,711
Oh, my God.

230
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:10,920
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

231
00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:13,131
- All right.
- We moved so many chairs.

232
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,799
Do you know how to break down a door?

233
00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:18,970
- Honestly?
- Yeah.

234
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:20,972
DAVID: So, crowbar action?

235
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,056
MICHELLE: Yep.

236
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Thanks.

237
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,894
- I do the prying?
- Yeah.

238
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,312
- You do the jimmying?
- I do the jimmying.

239
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,355
Okay.

240
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,484
- Sorry.
- It's all right.

241
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,238
MICHELLE: Oh. Shit.

242
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,740
- DAVID: You got something?
- Mmm-hmm.

243
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:46,956
(CREAKING)

244
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,082
(BOTH SIGH)

245
00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,167
Yes.

246
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,835
(BOTH PANTING)

247
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Okay. All right.

248
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You go first.

249
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DAVID: Oh, my God!

250
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,382
MICHELLE: What?

251
00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,718
You're not gonna believe it.

252
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,511
- What is it?
- Check it out.

253
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:10,730
That's really funny.

254
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,356
- It's incredible, isn't it?
- It's so funny.

255
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,151
It's a really good closet.

256
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:18,154
- It's a beautiful closet.
- It's a beautiful closet. (LAUGHS)

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MICHELLE: I think it's great.

258
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,078
I think it's the perfect space.

259
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,163
DAVID: Mmm-hmm.

260
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,875
There's gonna be a public auction
in about six weeks for this place.

261
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:35,630
So, um, you know, we gotta go
to Access Sacramento next month and, uh,

262
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:38,674
just lobby our case to them to get funding.

263
00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:43,721
Okay. (CHUCKLES)

264
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,640
We're gonna go to Access Sacramento?

265
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,600
- Sure.
- Okay.

266
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,977
You're part of the team now.

267
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:52,063
We'll take a road trip up there.

268
00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:58,986
Yeah, that sounds like fun.

269
00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:02,156
- Well... It's not fun, but...
- (CHUCKLES)

270
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:04,742
...it'll be worth it.

271
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,101
Hey.

272
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,435
Hi, I'm gonna take a quick shower.

273
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,980
Did your phone die?
I called you about 800 times.

274
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,107
Uh, I was working out.

275
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,859
- You look great.
- Thanks.

276
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,279
Hey, so, um, I have some really good news.

277
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,866
Let me guess. Your toilet's
clogged with a monster shit.

278
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,075
No.

279
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,661
Larry wants to give you a part in his movie.

280
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,498
- What?
- And it's a big role.

281
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,250
Shoots in New Orleans.

282
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,463
Um... Why?

283
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,966
What do you mean, "Why?"
Because he likes you.

284
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,759
He hasn't even seen me act.

285
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,636
But he's confident you can do it

286
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:09,056
just based on the times
he's hung out with you.

287
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:10,433
Are you fucking with me?

288
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,184
No! I'm serious.

289
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,728
The part is yours.

290
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,730
In a movie.

291
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,148
- Wow, this is amazing.
- Yeah.

292
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,900
Uh, when?

293
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,151
In two weeks.

294
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,695
Let me check my schedule. Um...

295
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:23,946
Yes!

296
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,448
- Ahhh!
- (LAUGHING)

297
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,366
Oh, my God!

298
00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:28,826
- (SHRIEKS)
- Uh...

299
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,996
The only thing we have to do is
you have to go to the office and go on tape,

300
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,164
in two hours.

301
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,416
Wait, what? I don't understand.

302
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,168
If he's giving me the role,
why do I have to go on tape?

303
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,628
He just said it's just a formality.

304
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,504
As long as you don't shit the bed, it's yours.

305
00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:42,006
Jesus, no pressure.

306
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,841
Okay, um...

307
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,302
Thank you.

308
00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,220
Well, thank him when you see him.

309
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,139
- (CRICKETS CHIRPING ON SCREEN)
- (CLICKS OFF)

310
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:51,182
How's that?

311
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,851
Um, interesting.

312
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,646
Maybe a little lower in the wind.

313
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,439
You got it.

314
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:01,734
(WHISPERS) Phil, can we just call this?
He's clearly not coming, it's almost dinner,

315
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,111
- and I'm starving...
- Yo, yo, yo!

316
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,863
What is up with my mix posse?

317
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,156
PHIL: There he is!

318
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:09,909
I'm gonna go take a shit. I'll be right back,

319
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,535
- we'll rock and roll.
- PHIL: Okay.

320
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,663
Let me know how everything comes out.

321
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,289
That's weird, man.

322
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,169
Are you fucking kidding me?
What about dinner?

323
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,253
We have to eat.

324
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,840
That's why you bring your vegan bars, right?

325
00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:27,468
(SCOFFS AND MUTTERS)

326
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,845
I can't even fucking read this.

327
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,682
Am I reading for Chuck or Vlad?

328
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,308
I'm guessing he's the villain...

329
00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:36,727
I don't know if I have to do a Russian accent.

330
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,479
- I... Wait, wait. Go here.
- Where? Right or left?

331
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,730
Here! Right! Right!

332
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,232
TINA: Stop yelling.
ALEX: Jesus, watch the curb!

333
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:42,400
Don't fucking kill anyone!

334
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,068
Just don't tell me how to drive!

335
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,403
- Oh, my God.
- Learn your lines.

336
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,446
I literally cannot read the words...

337
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:49,365
- Are you out of your fucking mind?
- ...that are on that phone.

338
00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:51,659
You put the phone in front of my face?
I can't see.

339
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:55,746
Go!

340
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,758
Hi, I'm sorry I'm a little late.

341
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,260
I'm Alex Pappas.

342
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,054
Hi. Can you sign in for me, please?

343
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,307
Sure. Uh, do you have sides?

344
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,227
Uh, yep. Here you go.

345
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,021
Thank you.

346
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,369
Uh, just one second.

347
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:39,790
What the fuck, Tina?

348
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,584
- What's the matter?
- This character description

349
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,377
literally says,
"The chubby, funny best friend."

350
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:44,462
Shh. So what?

351
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,880
Why have I been working out?

352
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,256
Sacrificing, huh?

353
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:49,508
Why is there fucking Mexican Rogaine
in my hair

354
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:51,635
that's probably shrinking my balls right now?

355
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,637
It's a part. I thought you wanted a part.

356
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,848
It's a part of someone
that gets killed on page five

357
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,892
for a fucking laugh!

358
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,226
We're going for leading roles!

359
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,728
I thought that that was the plan!

360
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,314
You have to start somewhere.
Are you out of your fucking mind?

361
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:04,857
(GROANS)

362
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,442
I'm fucking out of here.

363
00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,485
Where the fuck do you think you're going?

364
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:08,986
- I'm fucking out of here.
- Are you kidding? I did this.

365
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,029
I stuck my neck out for you.

366
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,114
You stuck your neck out for me?
This is from Larry.

367
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,283
- I asked. I set this up.
- You set this up with Larry?

368
00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,577
I asked him if there were any parts for you.

369
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,538
Why would you ask Larry for me
to play a fucking fat guy?

370
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:21,165
Because I thought, oh, that's all you can do.

371
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,792
You can only play fat losers.

372
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:23,959
No, you idiot.

373
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:26,003
I just asked him if he had a fucking part,

374
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,713
and he said he had this part,

375
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:28,839
so I said, "Okay, let's do it."

376
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:31,759
Are you gonna fucking sit here and whine
about it, or are you gonna do your job?

377
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:32,843
You know who's a fucking loser?

378
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,137
You're the loser because
you have no fucking principles!

379
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,181
- What?
- You're the one that fucking motivated me

380
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,892
from the beginning to aspire
for something more in my life,

381
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,061
- and now I'm back where I started from.
- (DOOR OPENS)

382
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,187
SECRETARY: Alex Pappas?

383
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,901
Gonna stay on Brett's couch your whole life

384
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,820
or are you gonna go try
to make something of yourself?

385
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,909
Hi, I'm Alex Pappas.

386
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,494
I'm reading for the role of Vlad.

387
00:17:58,537 --> 00:17:59,662
We thought you were reading for Chuck.

388
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,705
Nope, reading for the role of Vlad.

389
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:03,874
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

390
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,543
(WOMAN SHOUTING ON SCREEN)

391
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,629
Oh, fuck. Mmm.

392
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,674
- That's great.
- (WOMAN SCREAMING)

393
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,009
You can scream all you want!

394
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,427
DIRECTOR: That effect is killer. Let's keep it.

395
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:16,554
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- PHIL: Great.

396
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,014
We'll lock that, and... Moving on.

397
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,391
Brett, if you would...

398
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,270
Brett, you wanna sit back down please?

399
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:26,981
Dude?

400
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,774
(WRAPPERS RUSTLING)

401
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,402
- Brett.
- Seriously?

402
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,737
Got less than an hour to go on this reel.

403
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,406
- (DISH CLATTERING)
- Can it wait until then?

404
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,620
Brett.

405
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,330
Sit down...

406
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:44,915
Now.

407
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,672
- I'm hungry, Phil.
- We're all hungry.

408
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,841
We're all tired, but we're grownups.

409
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,511
No.

410
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,014
No.

411
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,184
I've been working here for 15 hours.

412
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,770
I'm like a fucking caged animal
that only gets thrown scraps.

413
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,480
I need a meal.

414
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,357
I need fresh air.

415
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,736
This is inhumane in here.
I'm a ghost in chains!

416
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,363
(LAUGHING)

417
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:19,742
She's right.

418
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,375
ALEX: (SHOUTING) You're gonna destroy me?

419
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,960
(LOUD BANGING)

420
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,546
- (MUFFLED) I'm gonna live forever!
- (BANGING CONTINUES)

421
00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:35,925
For justice, we live or die!

422
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,471
(DOOR SLAMS OPEN)

423
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,185
Whatever it is that you and I are doing,

424
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:47,645
it's over.

425
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,313
I'm not doing your bidding anymore,

426
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,023
so don't call me.

427
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,818
Just keep doing your superficial charade

428
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:55,986
in Larry Land,

429
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,529
'cause I don't want any part of it.

430
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,665
(TRANQUIL MUSIC PLAYING)

431
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,166
(HOOTING)

432
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,109
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

433
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,893
(SIGHS) Hi.

434
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,186
Hello.

435
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,731
- I made it.
- (LAUGHS)

436
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:24,074
What? You want me to get in there?

437
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,660
I highly recommend it.

438
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,537
(SIGHS) Um...

439
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:31,081
(STAMMERS) I'm not comfortable
with that, so...

440
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,250
Mmm, why not?

441
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:34,626
I...

442
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,420
I don't know, I...

443
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,172
- I just had, like, a hard day at work...
- Right.

444
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:39,965
...and I was excited about
walking up here

445
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:41,216
- with you, so...
- Mmm-hmm.

446
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,928
Can... I'd rather just put that away.

447
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,516
The thing is, Brett...

448
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:53,604
What else is there?

449
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,735
I feel like you just want me to get in the hole,

450
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:02,905
and you're saying deep stuff
to get me in there,

451
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,948
and I'm getting uncomfortable.

452
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:10,996
And I really spend a lot of time where
people tell me what to do, a lot.

453
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:12,539
You know, "You should
fake it till you make it,"

454
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,833
or, "Don't push your sounds on him,"

455
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:17,211
and... And... And, "Rein it in, Brett."

456
00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:19,338
And now you're, like,
telling me to get in the hole,

457
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:22,841
I'm starting to get upset about it,
and I don't want to get upset,

458
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:25,761
so I have to say no. Okay?

459
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:28,639
I'm not letting you
fucking put some twigs on me

460
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:32,935
and bury me in shit,
because, um, I don't really know you,

461
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,603
and I don't even fucking know
what you're gonna do to me

462
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,438
(CHUCKLING) when I get in the hole,
if I'm honest with you.

463
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:38,107
So the answer about the hole

464
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,317
is a very strict no, okay?

465
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:42,861
We're just going no,
and we're gonna call it a no,

466
00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:45,030
and I... The way
you're looking at me right now

467
00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:46,865
is really fucking pissing me off,
I gotta tell you,

468
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,992
because you're giving me
this knowing, condescending look

469
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:51,412
and it's, like, saying, "Get in the hole."

470
00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:54,623
And I'm not getting in the fucking hole, lady.
You understand what I'm saying?

471
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,166
I'm not getting in the hole!

472
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:59,628
I don't care what you say to me!
I don't care what you do to me!

473
00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:03,674
I'm not getting in a fucking hole
where you're gonna throw shit on me

474
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:06,176
and make me into a fucking zombie in there!

475
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:09,263
I'm tired of it! I'm tired of people
fucking bossing me around.

476
00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:13,851
I'm sick of this shit, and I wanna put
my foot down and say no,

477
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,769
and I'm gonna stop it!

478
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:17,354
We're gonna stop it all!

479
00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:29,533
Do you want me to hold your burrito?

480
00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,766
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)