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The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
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The bear went over the mountain
To see what he could see
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To see what he could see
To see what he could see
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And when he got over the mountain
And when he got over the mountain
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And when he got over the mountain
What do you think he saw?
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What do you think he saw?
What do you think he saw?
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A bullet in his brain
A bullet in his brain
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A bullet in his brain
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- Pow!
- Pow!
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Have you seen this? This is the video
of that cat getting flushed down a toilet.
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Look.
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Fat kid does karate.
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Homeless man drop-kicks pedestrian.
Have you seen this one?
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I don't have a phone.
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First graders have cell phones.
Get a phone.
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Cell phones emit
electromagnetic radiation.
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Radiation affects brainwaves,
attention levels, testosterone.
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I'm not worried about my testosterone.
I'm worried about you.
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What if somebody needs
to get in touch with you?
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- What somebody?
- What if there's an emergency?
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- What emergency?
- I'm... the emergency is hypothetical.
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I'm hypothesizing that at some point
you might need to get in touch
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- with a member of the human race.
- Nah. I have a dog.
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Speaking of dogs, do you remember
when we spray-painted
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that Cocker Spaniel
that lived next door?
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I remember being grounded for 17 months.
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One time...
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when the old man was changing
his carburetor on that piece of shit C10,
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I threw a golf ball
at a bottle of Pennzoil.
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Direct hit. His face was covered
in transmission fluid.
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You're lucky the old man
didn't choke you with the fan belt.
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I was lucky that you were
always there to save my ass.
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To my big brother. Welcome back.
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Are we there yet?
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- I have to pee.
- You're a peeing machine.
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You... Are you okay?
Are you experiencing kidney failure?
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Do you need dialysis? Seriously. Why is it
that women need to pee every 17 miles?
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Can we just find a gas station?
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Honey, we are going camping,
not antiquing.
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At some point, you're gonna have
to tinkle amongst the trees.
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Come here.
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I want to go antiquing.
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Walter, I didn't mean to leave you
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with your dick in your hand
with the Rothman account.
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Yeah, no, something came up.
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I'm not gonna be back
in the office till Monday.
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Tell Bridget...
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make sure Bridget confirms the conference
call and CCs me on the invoice.
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This too.
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Thanks.
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Oh, sorry.
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It'll die. Eventually.
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His battery? It'll run out.
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- I was hoping he wouldn't get reception.
- Yeah. No outlets in the woods.
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He'd better hope I don't feed
that phone to my dog.
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Can I have the bathroom key?
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I thought you guys said
you'd been here before.
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When we were kids. I guess
there's been some budget cuts.
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- Well, how can they close a state park?
- They can't.
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Little chain-link never stopped
the Neary family.
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Isn't there, like, a fine or something
if someone catches us?
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There's nobody here. The place is dead.
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10 years old, front tooth
is loose but won't come out.
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Dad hands me that model 70,
and the recoil knocks my tooth right out.
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From that day forward, Dad always
called this rifle the Tooth Fairy.
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I hate that gun.
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Come here. Come on.
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Walnut stock, mauser action.
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I'll take Dad's old Winny
any day of the week.
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Old is the operative word.
You stick with your iron sights.
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I'm going with an EBR-2B HD zoom radical
with a 75-yard Parallax setting
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and real-time ballistic calibration.
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That's not hunting. That's cheating.
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Look at that. Map says
there's a kid's museum.
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- Kiddie museum?
- What trail are we taking?
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We don't follow the trails.
We follow the animals.
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Well, I'll follow you.
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I'm directionally challenged.
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Don't worry, we won't get lost.
We got GPS.
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And so does the dog.
I got Buck a present.
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Come here, Buck.
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Real-time GPS.
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The red dot is Buck.
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He can chase down the deer.
We find Buck, we find Bambi.
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Hey, litterer.
What if some little kid steps on that?
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Then some little kid can sue me
for negligent disposal
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of mediocre American beer.
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Little kids are real litigious
these days.
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Let's go hunting.
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Alcohol and firearms.
A Neary family tradition.
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I don't see anything.
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Just 'cause you don't see 'em
doesn't mean they're not there.
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We're not watching them,
they're watching us.
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As long as we can find this dot,
we find our way back.
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Hansel and Gretel used breadcrumbs.
Sean prefers spray paint.
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It's biodegradable.
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Woods are the only weapon you need.
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Yeah, well, I need something
a little more heavy-duty.
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PETA must love this.
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All is fair in love and online shopping.
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A real hunter doesn't give chase.
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A real hunter is already there.
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Close your eyes.
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Count to three.
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One...
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two...
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three.
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Oh, God!
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I hate it when he does that.
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First time hunters hesitate to kill
because their emotions interfere.
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Emotions are a mistake.
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Watch, wait.
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- Be ready to pull the trigger.
- She's totally ready.
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She's got her game face on.
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I don't know if you knew this about my wife,
but she's a very competitive person.
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Beginner's luck.
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Now don't worry, honey. No pressure.
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I've never seen anyone
bag a buck on their first try.
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We'll see about that.
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Like I said, competitive.
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That dog never takes his eyes off you.
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That dog saved my life.
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Several times.
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Please tell me that isn't our dinner.
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- Tastes better than it looks.
- I'm vegan.
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I'll pick you some pinecones.
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Come here.
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Come take a cut.
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Come on. I thought you went
to med school.
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If you want to exsanguinate,
you cut the carotid.
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All right, so I guess blood
doesn't exactly bother you.
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My first year of residency,
I did an ER rotation.
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They gurneyed in a four-year-old boy with
bullet wounds from a drive-by-shooting.
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A bullet had ruptured his orbital plate
causing subarachnoid hemorrhaging.
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He bled to death in my arms.
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So...
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no.
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Blood doesn't bother me.
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I saw a 13-year-old get burned alive
outside a madrasa.
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Couple of PFCs got drunk,
got a can of gasoline,
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took a Bic lighter to her burqa.
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They called it "Hot Potato."
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Court martial called it a "thrill kill."
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A bear will kill because it's defensive.
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A lion will kill because it's hungry.
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Man's the only animal
that kills because it's fun.
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Don't get too close.
You might cut yourself.
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I didn't mean to interrupt the tutorial.
Please proceed.
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I smell like viscera. I'm going
for a swim if anyone cares to join.
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- No peeking, pervert.
- Scout's honor.
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Beware the creature
from the algae-filled cesspool!
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You're like a... pilot fish
that latches onto dorsals.
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It's a symbiotic relationship.
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This is totally the type of lake from which
a two-headed creature might emerge.
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Polycephalic creatures don't scare me.
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Brain-eating amoebas, on the other hand?
This lake is filled with parasites.
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Builds your constitution.
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Sean and I used to pee in the pool
every day growing up.
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- It was like swimming in lemonade.
- Wait, are you peeing right now?
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We should put in a pool.
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- Pools are a lot of work.
- Yeah. But it could be a lot of fun.
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Oh, we could have pool parties.
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You know, if we ever have kids.
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Kids scare me. They're so short.
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Why can't we ever have
this conversation?
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I'm sorry, Wit. I have a lot on my mind.
My job, my brother.
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You know, he's been sleeping in his car
ever since he's been back.
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He got a job at a construction site.
He got fired for showing up drunk.
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When we had that drink at the bar,
he told me that he isn't just on leave.
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He told me he was discharged,
but he won't tell me why.
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This was supposed to be our weekend.
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You and me making... S'mores.
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Making logistically-challenging love
in a sleeping bag.
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- He's my brother.
- I'm your wife.
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This is literally the longest conversation
we've had in three weeks.
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We need to talk, Mike.
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I need to talk to you.
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Talk to me about what?
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Sorry.
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Walter, look, indices
are down, the S&P... Yeah.
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A Boy Scout is trustworthy, loyal,
helpful, friendly, courteous, kind,
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obedient, cheerful, thrifty,
brave, and relevant.
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Reverent.
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I'm pretty sure it's relevant.
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How could a Boy Scout be relevant?
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Sean here made it
all the way to Eagle Scout.
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- Dad always liked you more.
- Shut up.
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- I bet you were cute as Boy Scouts.
- We were not cute. We were monsters.
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We used to push over Port-a-Potties
at the state fair.
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We used to stuff raw meat
into people's mufflers.
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We used to hotwire cars
in the shopping mall parking lot.
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We'd break into golf courses
and shoot at squirrels.
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Poster children
for the gun control lobby.
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Shouldn't Boy Scouts
be singing "Kumbaya"?
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The Neary family
is notoriously tone-deaf.
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Our mom used to sing us lullabies
despite the fact that she couldn't sing.
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At all. But no matter what...
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if we were having nightmares
or we were too afraid to sleep,
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she'd come into our room and sing
"The Bear Went Over the Mountain."
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Like she could protect us
from all the evil in the world.
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All the boogeymen under our bed.
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Fucking song's been stuck
in my head for 30 years.
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Tomorrow, we hunt the old-fashioned way.
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No GPS.
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No cheating.
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Fine, then. I'll give it to my wife.
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She's directionally challenged.
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This way...
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I can see you...
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if you can't keep up tomorrow.
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Tomorrow I think I'm just gonna
do some yoga and finish my book.
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That's a good idea.
We should all do some yoga.
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Maybe roast some tofu.
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Really, you don't want to go hunting?
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I'm not exactly the hunting type.
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I don't have it in me. I just...
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I don't think I could actually kill.
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I think you'd be surprised at what
you can do when it needs to be done,
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when it's fight or flight,
kill or be killed.
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Self-preservation.
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- You ever hear the story of Artemis?
- Greek goddess of hunting.
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Artemis was just a little girl
when Zeus sent her into the woods
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to fight the big, black bear Calisto.
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Artemis decided that,
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in order to defeat the bear,
she would have to become a bear.
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So she cut off all her little girl hair,
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she threw away
all of her little girl clothes,
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she tied bearskin to her own skin,
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she tied bear teeth to her own teeth.
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She learned to walk on all fours.
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And then one day,
she walked into the woods.
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And into the cave.
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Disguised from head to toe
in bear hides,
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she approached
the hibernating black bear.
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Calisto... believing that she was
his little cub,
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cradled Artemis in his arms,
went back to sleep.
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That's when Artemis found a rock,
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and, with a strength
she never knew she had,
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she broke his skull.
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Later that night,
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walking back to the village,
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bearskin tied to her own skin,
243
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:32,118
bear teeth tied to her own teeth,
244
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:37,991
holding in her hands the head
of the big, black bear Calisto,
245
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:43,596
Artemis, it was decided,
was no longer a girl.
246
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:48,231
In that village, on that night...
247
00:22:49,934 --> 00:22:53,688
Artemis became a god.
248
00:22:58,444 --> 00:23:00,377
Shit.
249
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,214
Sorry. I have to take this.
250
00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:08,921
I hope a bear eats his cell phone.
251
00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:11,854
Walter, hey, yeah,
I'm in the middle of nowhere...
252
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:16,595
Smoke inhalation.
253
00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:20,600
Mosquitoes. Moths.
254
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:25,271
I've determined I'd much rather read
about nature than experience it.
255
00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:27,440
Guess you were never a Girl Scout.
256
00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:30,743
I had a brief stint in the Brownies.
257
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:33,913
They kicked me out because I said
selling cookies was misogynist.
258
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:38,114
They kicked Mike out of Boy Scouts
for eating a pair of socks.
259
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:41,520
He took a game of Truth or Dare too far.
260
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,260
Truth or Dare is a dangerous game.
261
00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:46,564
You wanna play?
262
00:23:49,093 --> 00:23:52,465
Because Walter, Walter, listen.
They are highballing the valuation.
263
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,533
The IP will flatline.
This is not a blue chip.
264
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:59,371
This is a barely liquid piece
of undercapitalized Dutch horseshit.
265
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:02,408
There's blood in the water,
and the boys with the fins can smell it.
266
00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:06,012
This is survival of the fittest.
Sink or swim, Walter.
267
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,251
Walter?
268
00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:10,116
Oh, shit.
269
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:12,282
Walter?
270
00:24:43,581 --> 00:24:45,687
Shit.
271
00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:55,825
God.
272
00:24:57,512 --> 00:24:59,999
All right, Buck, you bastard.
We're taking a selfie.
273
00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:02,468
You son of a bitch.
274
00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:05,436
One, two, three, buddy. One, two, three.
275
00:25:08,574 --> 00:25:11,310
You Eagle Scouts
sure make amazing S'more.
276
00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:13,680
Just a minute,
I have chocolate on my face.
277
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,683
- Wash it down.
- I'm a lightweight.
278
00:25:17,983 --> 00:25:19,352
Truth or Dare?
279
00:25:19,923 --> 00:25:21,887
Truth.
280
00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:25,392
Why did you get discharged?
281
00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:35,801
When we were kids, we used
to play war in the woods.
282
00:25:35,901 --> 00:25:42,541
We'd run around with our little plastic
guns and hide behind the pine trees.
283
00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:46,011
You'd get one point each
for every kid that you killed.
284
00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:49,081
And I killed every kid
in the neighborhood.
285
00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:52,351
They'd all fall down and play dead.
286
00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:57,423
The forest floor would be covered with all
these little bodies laying in the mulch.
287
00:25:57,523 --> 00:25:59,992
Till dinner time.
288
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:03,396
Then they all got up and went home.
289
00:26:03,496 --> 00:26:05,628
Game over.
290
00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:11,637
Truth or Dare?
291
00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:13,639
Truth.
292
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:17,198
When's the last time
you and Mike made love?
293
00:26:24,182 --> 00:26:25,518
Sorry...
294
00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:28,687
- I didn't make it to the wedding.
- It wasn't your fault.
295
00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:32,858
Besides, the chocolate
fountain malfunctioned.
296
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:34,894
You didn't miss much.
297
00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:36,996
Mike sent me photos.
298
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:40,866
Of you and the dress.
You looked beautiful.
299
00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:43,569
I looked blotchy.
300
00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:45,771
Irish skin.
301
00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:50,873
Mike's a lucky man
to find a woman like you.
302
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,018
You got chocolate on your face.
303
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,487
It's getting late.
304
00:27:01,587 --> 00:27:04,153
I'm gonna go to bed.
305
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:07,893
Put this pooch on a leash, please.
306
00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:10,627
Let's hit the hay, little lady.
307
00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:24,804
Mike?
308
00:27:26,611 --> 00:27:28,607
Mike?
309
00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:31,343
Wake up.
310
00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:33,976
Mike, wake up.
311
00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:38,851
Where the hell's the tent?
312
00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:41,454
Somebody must have cut it.
313
00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:44,224
Wait. What's that?
314
00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:48,918
- Where's our stuff?
- I don't...
315
00:28:50,958 --> 00:28:54,533
- Where's Sean?
- I... don't...
316
00:28:56,008 --> 00:28:58,437
- Gone. Everything's gone.
- Shit.
317
00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:00,495
Sean?
318
00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:04,009
Sean! Sean!
319
00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:05,756
Our shoes are gone.
320
00:29:05,856 --> 00:29:08,007
- Someone took our shoes.
- Of course.
321
00:29:08,107 --> 00:29:11,383
Of course he picked this weekend
to go totally PTSD on me.
322
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:14,353
Why would Sean steal our stuff?
323
00:29:14,785 --> 00:29:16,889
Because he stopped taking his meds?
324
00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:19,158
Because he's gonna become
a hermit and live off the grid?
325
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,860
Because he's jealous of me... of us?
326
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,329
I don't know, Wit.
I don't know why he did it.
327
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,665
And I definitely don't know
what he's gonna do next.
328
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,134
How do we know it was him?
329
00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:31,570
- Who else could it be?
- They came from the east.
330
00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:35,192
Down the declivity, right past me.
They cut to the left of the fire...
331
00:29:35,892 --> 00:29:37,576
right here. They took all our stuff.
332
00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:40,228
They cut your tent,
went off to the west over here.
333
00:29:40,328 --> 00:29:42,458
And where exactly were you
when this was happening?
334
00:29:42,558 --> 00:29:45,317
- I was sleeping.
- You must sleep pretty goddamn deep.
335
00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:46,619
I drank a fifth of whiskey.
336
00:29:46,719 --> 00:29:49,378
Are you telling me that somebody came,
and they took our tent, took our food,
337
00:29:49,478 --> 00:29:53,272
took our water, and drew X's on our heads,
and you didn't hear or see a fucking thing?
338
00:29:53,372 --> 00:29:56,262
- Neither did you.
- Neither did I. I had my headphones on.
339
00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:59,531
Sean. Buddy. Remember
when we were in high school,
340
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:02,568
and we were drinking Wild Turkey,
and I woke up wearing women's underwear?
341
00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:05,871
If this is your idea of a practical joke,
it really isn't funny.
342
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:09,084
It might've been funny when you were drunk
and you decided to fuck with us, but...
343
00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:13,056
this is not funny. I'm hot, I'm hung over,
and I'm not in the mood to fuck around.
344
00:30:13,156 --> 00:30:16,819
Where's the stuff, Sean?
Where's my cell phone? Seriously.
345
00:30:16,919 --> 00:30:19,368
I have e-mails I have to send,
I have conference calls I have to make.
346
00:30:19,468 --> 00:30:21,836
- Where is my cell phone? I need it?
- Calm down.
347
00:30:21,936 --> 00:30:25,524
Don't tell me to calm down.
Sean, where's my phone?
348
00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:28,527
- They must have taken it.
- Who is they? What... who is they?
349
00:30:28,627 --> 00:30:32,214
There was three of them, Mike.
Three sets of prints that aren't ours.
350
00:30:32,314 --> 00:30:35,400
You could have made the tracks yourself.
You could have put the X on your head.
351
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,804
- This could all be part of your little game.
- It's not a game, Michael.
352
00:30:38,904 --> 00:30:41,199
They took our guns.
353
00:30:41,299 --> 00:30:43,812
The knives. They took my dog.
354
00:30:43,912 --> 00:30:46,879
- Maybe your dog just ran away.
- He didn't, okay?
355
00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:50,482
It doesn't make sense.
Sean, who would take our stuff?
356
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:52,203
Let's not stick around
to find out, okay?
357
00:30:52,303 --> 00:30:54,361
Let's just get out of here
and get back to the car.
358
00:30:54,461 --> 00:30:58,023
- Come on, let's go.
- It's okay. I can hotwire the car.
359
00:30:58,123 --> 00:31:02,359
Well, how do we find the car if we didn't
take the trails and we don't have a map?
360
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:07,024
The sun's our map.
361
00:31:37,194 --> 00:31:39,998
I really don't wanna step on a snake.
362
00:31:40,098 --> 00:31:42,935
I think I just stepped in poison oak.
363
00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:47,639
- It has to be 100 degrees.
- I'm considering drinking my own sweat.
364
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:50,509
It was nice of them to steal
our entire water supply.
365
00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:52,876
Them? Or him.
366
00:31:55,829 --> 00:31:57,783
I don't think he's taking us
back to the car.
367
00:31:57,883 --> 00:32:00,219
Where would he be taking us?
368
00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:03,285
Just stay close to me.
369
00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:10,796
Okay. Keep heading east.
370
00:32:10,896 --> 00:32:12,564
When you get to the spray paint
compass point,
371
00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:15,667
it's gonna be three miles
past that to the east.
372
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,973
You guys want to get there by sundown,
you need to keep going.
373
00:32:18,073 --> 00:32:20,222
- Are you not coming with us?
- No. I'm not.
374
00:32:20,322 --> 00:32:22,875
I'm not gonna leave Buck behind, Mike.
I'm not gonna leave my dog.
375
00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:24,209
So you want us to leave you behind.
376
00:32:24,309 --> 00:32:28,514
Yeah, I'm gonna be fine. You guys keep
going. Just get going. Take that path.
377
00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:32,167
- That path is not the path we took before.
- Take my word for it, Mike.
378
00:32:32,267 --> 00:32:34,546
I'm not taking directions from you.
Okay, compadre?
379
00:32:34,646 --> 00:32:37,122
You're not exactly in the right mindset
to be giving turn-by-turn navigation.
380
00:32:37,222 --> 00:32:38,557
Can we just think about this
for a second?
381
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:39,992
I think he's sending us
in the wrong direction.
382
00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:42,594
- Let's just think about it.
- He's sending us deeper into the woods.
383
00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:45,731
He's your brother. We have to trust him.
384
00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:48,963
Wait, are you telling me that you actually
believe my brother's little theory?
385
00:32:49,063 --> 00:32:52,410
That there's some totally
random backwoods...
386
00:32:52,510 --> 00:32:54,773
constitutional extremist
just randomly fucking with us?
387
00:32:54,873 --> 00:32:57,542
Because I believe that my brother
is suffering a psychotic breakdown,
388
00:32:57,642 --> 00:33:00,696
- and that's why he stole our goddamn gear.
- I didn't steal the gear.
389
00:33:00,796 --> 00:33:03,599
Well, I don't believe you.
Come on, Wit. Let's go.
390
00:33:03,699 --> 00:33:07,385
Wit, come on. I said let's go.
391
00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:11,790
Are we taking sides here? Is that's
what's happening? Is that what's going on?
392
00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:14,373
Don't think that I don't see
what's happening here.
393
00:33:14,473 --> 00:33:16,318
Have you seen the way that he...
he keeps looking at you,
394
00:33:16,418 --> 00:33:20,129
the way that he keeps touching you?
What is going on?
395
00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:23,635
I saw you last night!
396
00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:25,504
I saw my brother touching your face.
397
00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:27,139
- What is happening?
- Mike.
398
00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:29,708
The campfire, the moonlight,
looked like a real tender moment to me.
399
00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,844
I've been trying to tell you.
400
00:33:31,944 --> 00:33:35,807
Trying to tell me what, Wit?
That you want to fuck my brother?
401
00:33:35,907 --> 00:33:39,227
- Sean, do you want to fuck my wife?
- Fuck you.
402
00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:43,621
- Mike, stop.
- I'm pregnant.
403
00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:46,790
Mike!
404
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,881
I'm pregnant.
405
00:33:58,269 --> 00:34:01,114
I'm gonna go find my dog.
406
00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:22,825
How long have you known?
407
00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:25,564
Last week.
408
00:34:25,664 --> 00:34:28,000
Kept retaking the test.
409
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:32,168
Took me 10 times peeing on the stick
before I believed it.
410
00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:36,508
Why didn't you tell me sooner?
411
00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:39,544
I didn't wanna tell you over e-mail.
412
00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:42,314
Seemed a little informal.
413
00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,783
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
414
00:34:44,883 --> 00:34:47,052
Just wait, I...
415
00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:49,387
I'm sorry.
416
00:34:49,487 --> 00:34:53,892
I am... so sorry.
I should have been there.
417
00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:56,528
But I'm here.
418
00:34:56,628 --> 00:35:00,596
Now. For you. For us.
419
00:35:01,865 --> 00:35:05,537
You're the greatest thing
that ever happened to me.
420
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:08,070
But this...
421
00:35:10,574 --> 00:35:13,142
This is even better.
422
00:35:20,751 --> 00:35:22,868
Let's go home.
423
00:35:38,369 --> 00:35:41,740
- Where the hell is the spray paint?
- Sean said it was east.
424
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,776
Yeah, well, Sean's a little
dissociative right now.
425
00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:47,079
Wait... that's it.
426
00:35:47,179 --> 00:35:50,014
That's it. That's it.
427
00:35:50,114 --> 00:35:52,348
Good job.
428
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,752
So, east.
429
00:35:57,255 --> 00:35:59,288
Wait.
430
00:36:13,604 --> 00:36:15,638
We're lost.
431
00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:21,610
Sean!
432
00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:25,900
Fuck!
433
00:38:20,964 --> 00:38:23,184
Hey!
434
00:39:49,853 --> 00:39:53,222
You killed my dog. Now I kill you.
435
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:58,397
Okay.
436
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:02,627
Okay, down, yeah.
437
00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:05,593
- All right, you all right?
- Yeah.
438
00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:10,081
Esther.
439
00:41:12,369 --> 00:41:14,973
- Elvina.
- Yeah.
440
00:41:15,073 --> 00:41:17,742
Elwina?
441
00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:22,347
- Mildred, Mildred.
- Those are grandmother names.
442
00:41:22,447 --> 00:41:24,549
Okay, how about...
443
00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:27,686
Mitch, Chuck. Hank.
444
00:41:27,786 --> 00:41:30,155
No, those are baseball player names.
445
00:41:30,255 --> 00:41:32,056
- Yeah.
- Besides,
446
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:35,326
how do you even know we're having a boy?
447
00:41:35,426 --> 00:41:37,651
Just a feeling.
448
00:41:40,398 --> 00:41:42,167
I feel nauseous.
449
00:41:42,921 --> 00:41:45,715
Here. Sit down.
450
00:41:47,003 --> 00:41:49,082
Sit down.
451
00:41:52,348 --> 00:41:54,412
Take a... a deep breath.
452
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:58,716
Careful, pregnant women
are prone to projectile vomit.
453
00:41:58,816 --> 00:42:01,119
Oh, really?
454
00:42:01,511 --> 00:42:04,355
Are they prone to...
455
00:42:04,455 --> 00:42:07,826
- pickle eating, is that a thing?
- No. No pickles. Not right now.
456
00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:10,659
All right, just breathe.
457
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:17,436
- Please tell me that's not a mirage.
- What?
458
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,438
Water!
459
00:42:21,133 --> 00:42:23,451
What is that?
460
00:42:32,816 --> 00:42:33,904
Wait.
461
00:42:40,324 --> 00:42:42,079
Mike.
462
00:42:42,427 --> 00:42:43,417
Mike!
463
00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:29,356
It's disconnected!
464
00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:40,424
Try another channel.
465
00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:42,854
Hello, is anyone...
466
00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:46,584
We're at the forest preservation...
inside the ranger station.
467
00:43:46,684 --> 00:43:49,959
We need medical assistance.
This is an emergency.
468
00:43:51,829 --> 00:43:53,331
Static.
469
00:43:53,731 --> 00:43:56,632
Fuck! Fuck!
470
00:43:59,169 --> 00:44:00,551
Okay.
471
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,997
- You severed tendons.
- Jesus.
472
00:44:09,097 --> 00:44:11,830
I have to disinfect the wound.
473
00:44:16,319 --> 00:44:18,290
We have to find a way out of here.
474
00:44:21,315 --> 00:44:23,729
This is the lake. And...
475
00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:27,215
these are the trails.
476
00:44:27,515 --> 00:44:29,267
We can't take the trails.
477
00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:32,538
He's expecting us to take the trails.
We have to take the long way.
478
00:44:33,638 --> 00:44:36,071
- We have to climb that cliff.
- There's no way.
479
00:44:36,171 --> 00:44:38,455
- It's the only way.
- Your foot is broken.
480
00:44:38,555 --> 00:44:41,446
The cartilage is torn.
You're not scaling rocks.
481
00:44:42,134 --> 00:44:45,183
No. You are.
482
00:44:45,283 --> 00:44:48,004
You have to find the car, Wit.
Find help.
483
00:44:48,104 --> 00:44:50,788
- We don't have the keys.
- The steering panel pulls apart.
484
00:44:50,888 --> 00:44:53,758
The red wire is the starter.
The brown wire's the piston.
485
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:56,444
- Just make the wires make a spark.
- I can't hotwire a car.
486
00:44:56,544 --> 00:44:59,964
I can't climb a cliff.
I can't do this alone, Mike.
487
00:45:00,064 --> 00:45:02,297
You're not.
488
00:45:03,967 --> 00:45:06,058
You're not.
489
00:45:07,338 --> 00:45:10,066
How can this be happening?
490
00:45:11,575 --> 00:45:14,078
This weekend totally sucks.
491
00:45:14,178 --> 00:45:16,315
- Yeah.
- I suck.
492
00:45:17,515 --> 00:45:21,619
I promise, first thing that we'll do
when we get home
493
00:45:22,019 --> 00:45:24,272
is we'll put my phone in the microwave.
494
00:45:24,372 --> 00:45:29,057
It'll explode like fireworks
while we make love on the kitchen floor.
495
00:45:29,926 --> 00:45:34,232
- I'm gonna be a good husband.
- You're gonna be a good dad.
496
00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:36,882
You're gonna be a great dad.
497
00:45:37,669 --> 00:45:41,214
- I'm not good with diapers.
- You'll be fine.
498
00:46:26,717 --> 00:46:28,786
All right, listen...
499
00:46:28,886 --> 00:46:31,656
I'm gonna walk out the door,
and I'm gonna get him to follow me, okay?
500
00:46:31,756 --> 00:46:34,152
You're gonna sneak out the window,
and when he starts to chase me,
501
00:46:34,252 --> 00:46:36,327
- you're gonna run the other way.
- No, I'm not leaving without you.
502
00:46:36,427 --> 00:46:39,738
- No, I... I'll be right behind you.
- We have to stay together! No!
503
00:46:39,838 --> 00:46:42,875
Listen to me, listen to me. Take this.
504
00:46:42,975 --> 00:46:45,203
- Take this.
- I'm not going without you.
505
00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:48,879
I will be right behind you.
Listen to me. Take these.
506
00:46:49,941 --> 00:46:52,076
I will meet you at the car.
507
00:46:52,176 --> 00:46:53,845
- Okay? I love you.
- I love you. I love you.
508
00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:56,612
- I love you, I love you.
- I love you.
509
00:47:22,105 --> 00:47:24,625
Where are you?
510
00:47:32,949 --> 00:47:35,310
You wanna play? Let's play.
511
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:09,124
Hey, Mike.
512
00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:13,788
Mike, I made it. I'm over the cliff.
513
00:53:16,058 --> 00:53:17,962
Mike?
514
00:53:18,062 --> 00:53:21,132
Do you remember our wedding day?
515
00:53:21,232 --> 00:53:24,268
Mike, where are you?
516
00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:29,273
Do you remember we were dancing
on the dance floor to that horrible DJ?
517
00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:34,545
Remember how mad you were at me because
I kept taking videos on my cell phone?
518
00:53:35,145 --> 00:53:37,715
I wanted to take videos because...
519
00:53:37,815 --> 00:53:40,474
I wanted our children to see...
520
00:53:40,574 --> 00:53:43,021
how amazing their mother was...
521
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,891
on that night,
522
00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:49,561
in that dress.
523
00:53:50,161 --> 00:53:52,163
You looked beautiful.
524
00:53:52,263 --> 00:53:56,033
I looked blotchy. Irish skin.
525
00:53:56,133 --> 00:53:59,003
Wit, listen to me.
526
00:53:59,103 --> 00:54:02,206
They're going to find you,
and they're going to kill you.
527
00:54:02,306 --> 00:54:04,743
Unless you kill them first.
528
00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:07,278
Kill...
529
00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:09,125
them...
530
00:54:09,225 --> 00:54:11,402
all.
531
00:54:11,881 --> 00:54:12,899
Mike?
532
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:16,987
Mike? Please tell me where you are.
533
00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:18,455
Tell me you're okay.
534
00:54:18,555 --> 00:54:22,126
I'm fine, I just need
to take a little nap.
535
00:54:22,226 --> 00:54:24,328
Mike, listen...
536
00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:26,096
you're going into hypovolemic shock.
537
00:54:26,196 --> 00:54:29,634
You need to apply pressure
to stop the hemorrhaging.
538
00:54:29,734 --> 00:54:31,869
I'm just a little tired.
539
00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:35,172
- Mike, please.
- I just need to close my eyes.
540
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:38,976
Don't, Mike. Don't leave me.
541
00:54:39,076 --> 00:54:42,613
My mother used to sing us lullabies.
542
00:54:43,404 --> 00:54:47,098
The Neary family
is notoriously tone-deaf.
543
00:54:50,487 --> 00:54:53,535
The bear went over the mountain
544
00:54:54,032 --> 00:54:57,439
The bear went over the mountain
545
00:54:57,539 --> 00:55:01,281
The bear went over the mountain
546
00:55:03,337 --> 00:55:05,535
To see what he could see
547
00:55:06,788 --> 00:55:10,206
To see what he could see
548
00:55:11,238 --> 00:55:14,505
To see what he could see
549
00:55:15,088 --> 00:55:18,113
The bear went over the mountain
550
00:55:18,213 --> 00:55:21,597
The bear went over the mountain
551
00:55:21,997 --> 00:55:25,509
The bear went over the mountain
552
00:55:26,782 --> 00:55:29,788
To see what he could...
553
01:10:07,202 --> 01:10:09,589
Well, hey there, little kiddie.
554
01:10:09,689 --> 01:10:12,292
And welcome to the Little Kiddie Museum.
555
01:10:12,942 --> 01:10:14,576
I'm Ranger Rowdy,
556
01:10:14,676 --> 01:10:17,498
and I'll be your tour guide today
to the wonderful forest
557
01:10:17,598 --> 01:10:20,481
filled with the wonderful animals
we've come to call friends.
558
01:10:23,251 --> 01:10:25,926
Let's get started. What do you say?
559
01:10:29,424 --> 01:10:33,596
Here at the County Forest Preservation,
the state's largest nature preserve,
560
01:10:33,696 --> 01:10:37,264
wildlife feels free to run wild.
561
01:10:43,032 --> 01:10:47,140
The animals kingdom
is filled with different species.
562
01:10:53,782 --> 01:10:57,484
Do you know that some birds of prey
like falcons and owls
563
01:10:57,584 --> 01:10:59,055
can see in the dark?
564
01:10:59,155 --> 01:11:02,022
How cool is that nature, kids?
565
01:11:04,392 --> 01:11:09,131
Remember, little kids, the animal kingdom
is not always a nice place.
566
01:11:09,231 --> 01:11:12,902
Some animals are predators,
some animals are prey.
567
01:11:13,002 --> 01:11:16,873
Out there in the wild,
it's survival of the fittest.
568
01:11:16,973 --> 01:11:21,277
America is bountied with beautiful
and varied species...
569
01:11:24,079 --> 01:11:27,216
...we must protect Mother Nature...
570
01:11:29,151 --> 01:11:32,388
..for the birds and the bears,
this is home.
571
01:11:32,488 --> 01:11:35,823
Mi casa es su casa, kiddies.
572
01:16:49,672 --> 01:16:53,809
Hi, Mom. Yeah, I was just about
to call you.
573
01:16:53,909 --> 01:16:56,679
Yeah... no...
574
01:16:56,779 --> 01:17:00,048
I'm good. Yeah.
575
01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:04,654
I know I have soccer practice.
I'll be home in, like, a couple hours.
576
01:17:05,654 --> 01:17:07,657
Because, Mom, Dad was supposed
to give me a ride home from work,
577
01:17:07,757 --> 01:17:11,225
and now I have to ride my bike, so...
yeah, I'm gonna be a little late.
578
01:17:12,894 --> 01:17:16,399
No, I know. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to make you worry.
579
01:17:16,899 --> 01:17:19,656
I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
580
01:17:20,672 --> 01:17:23,539
Yeah. Yeah. I know.
581
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:27,243
I'm just... hanging out with my friends.
582
01:17:27,343 --> 01:17:30,813
Yeah. I'll see you at home soon.
583
01:17:30,913 --> 01:17:32,979
I love you, too.
584
01:21:09,077 --> 01:21:12,875
The bear went over the...
585
01:21:13,698 --> 01:21:15,731
mountain
586
01:21:19,470 --> 01:21:24,521
The bear went over the mountain
587
01:21:25,584 --> 01:21:30,460
The bear went over the mountain
588
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:33,732
To see what he could see
589
01:21:34,570 --> 01:21:39,065
To see what he could see
590
01:21:39,165 --> 01:21:43,573
To see what he could see
591
01:21:43,673 --> 01:21:48,164
The bear went over the mountain
592
01:21:48,264 --> 01:21:52,396
The bear went over the mountain
593
01:21:54,442 --> 01:21:59,943
The bear went over the mountain
594
01:22:00,743 --> 01:22:05,092
To see what he could see
595
01:22:05,937 --> 01:22:11,071
The bear went over the mountain
596
01:22:11,171 --> 01:22:15,479
The bear went over the mountain
597
01:22:15,579 --> 01:22:20,011
The bear went over the mountain
598
01:22:22,537 --> 01:22:25,696
To see what he could see
599
01:22:27,007 --> 01:22:31,552
To see what he could see
600
01:22:31,652 --> 01:22:35,954
To see what he could see
601
01:22:36,054 --> 01:22:40,296
The bear went over the mountain
602
01:22:40,396 --> 01:22:45,469
The bear went over the mountain
603
01:22:45,569 --> 01:22:50,936
The bear went over the mountain
604
01:22:51,336 --> 01:22:53,965
To see what he could...