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RIDDLER: Riddle me this:
When is a door not a door?
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It feels like drowning, doesn't it?
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When the answer is at the edge of your
cortex, but you can't seem to grasp it.
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WALLER: You're trying my patience.
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RIDDLER: The answer?
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When it's ajar.
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Here's an easy one. What runs
around a city but never moves?
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No? A wall.
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WALLER: What do you want, Nigma?
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I'm in charge, so I'll
ask the questions.
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Try to keep up, won't you?
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Riddle me this: What belongs to you
but others use it more than you do?
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WALLER: Your name.
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Huh?
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- You've heard that one.
- No.
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I have Google like the
rest of the world.
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Why do you talk to
me like this, Waller?
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Simple. I needed to keep you babbling
long enough to pinpoint your position.
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My... what?
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MAN 1: Hands in the air
where we can see them.
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WALLER: Take him out.
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Make it hurt.
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(RIDDLER GRUNTS)
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Riddle me this: Why didn't
I quit when I was ahead?
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(WHIRRING)
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What is it? Report.
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BATMAN: The Riddler is mine.
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MAN 1: Switch to night vision.
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Secure the perimeter.
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MAN 2: Holy crap, it's Batman.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(ALL GRUNTING AND SHOUTING)
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(SHOUTS)
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(GROANING)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Unh.
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(PANTING)
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(GROANING)
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(SHOUTS)
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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I know you helped him, Nigma.
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Tell me where it is.
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(BUZZES)
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I'm invoking priority
level ultraviolet.
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Assemble Task Force X.
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We have another suicide mission.
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(TIRES SQUEALING)
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(MAN 1 RETCHES)
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(BLADE SWOOSHES)
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(MAN GRUNTS)
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(NEEDLE PLUNGES)
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(ALL GROANING)
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Ugh.
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Strewth, I got the hangover,
but I don't recall the party.
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Aah, crap, not this again.
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(THUDS)
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You too?
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It's like a bloody
recurring nightmare.
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Looks like we got rookies.
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(ALL GROANING)
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Who are you people?
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And why am I in uniform?
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KING SHARK: No bars, no chains.
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Time for meat.
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(SHOUTS)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
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You try it, fish-fingers, and I'll
show you the meaning of cold-blooded.
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KING SHARK: You're feisty.
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Everybody, shut up.
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I've been here before.
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(SCREAMING)
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Ah!
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I am leaving.
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WALLER: Stop.
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Sit down.
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I'm Amanda Waller.
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I'm here to indoctrinate you
convicts into our special forces.
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FROST: Pass.
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I killed to keep degenerates
off the streets.
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I won't work alongside them.
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Fresh air and time off my sentence?
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Feel free to keep
calling me up, love.
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Task Force X is an off-the-books
government strike team...
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made up of convicts with
no hope for release...
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serving as expendable agents
for impossible missions.
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Succeed and I'll shave
time off your sentences.
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If we don't?
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You'll be dead.
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Any other stupid questions?
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Yeah, what's in my neck? A tracker?
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Yes. And a powerful
nanotech explosive.
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Run away, get yourself
captured, disobey an order...
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hell, give me a right answer too slowly,
and I'll blow your head clean off.
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KG BEAST: You lie.
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You would not take all of
this trouble just to kill us.
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WALLER: Try me.
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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(PANTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Anyone else?
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I didn't think so.
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DEADSHOT: What's so dangerous this time
that you had to send in the newbies?
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You're going to break
into Arkham Asylum.
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- That's insane.
- BOOMERANG: Don't want much?
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- Screw that.
- KING SHARK: I don't do freaky-deakies.
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Yahtzee!
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How do we start?
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Oh. I like you, cowboy.
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You're loco and me likey
your loco-motion.
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- Aah!
- What's the plan?
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A week ago, while in my employ,
a lowlife calling himself the Riddler...
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managed to gain access
to my computer system.
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He downloaded a file containing
the identities and histories...
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of every current, past and potential
member of the suicide squad.
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Including ours.
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That's right.
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He's threatening to release
them all on the Internet.
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You're going to get it back.
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Riddler's got one copy and it's
on a thumb drive in his cane...
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which is currently locked away
in the Arkham property room.
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In the intensive treatment building, right
under the solitary confinement cells.
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Good times.
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So we get someone inside.
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Is it me? Can it be me? Dibs!
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She's a wild card.
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WALLER: Harley Quinn has an
encyclopedic knowledge...
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of Arkham's layout
and its logistics.
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She gonna be okay that
close to the Joker?
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I'm fine. We're done.
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He's a jerk.
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Whatever.
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Well, I'm convinced.
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You'll be snuck into Gotham.
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You'll rendezvous with a power broker
who will set you up for the break-in.
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This is as off-the-grid as it gets, so
let's keep the body count to a minimum.
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Deadshot, rubber bullets only.
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What about The Bat?
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He has his hands full
on another case.
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In fact, we work it right, we might
be able to take advantage of him.
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Waller.
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What, Lawton?
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Play fair and I'll shoot straight.
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Jerk me around and I'll kill you.
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Be a good convict, Lawton.
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Don't make me blow you up.
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I'm clear.
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Gas them.
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HARLEY: What them?
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(DEADSHOT PANTING)
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Huh.
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(GRUNTING)
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I'm getting tired of this trick.
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HARLEY: You and me both, cowboy.
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Maybe when we get into Gotham,
I can show you around.
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I know some tight places.
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- DEADSHOT: Not interested.
- Hmph.
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BOOMERANG: I told you, Harley.
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If you're giving it out,
heave a chunk my way, eh?
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Ah. You wish.
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Shake your boomer-wang
at the shark guy.
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- Dc it, and I'll bite it off.
- Ha, ha.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Come on, Harl. For old time's sake?
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Are we gonna have a
problem this time around?
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I think we might, mate.
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BLACK SPIDER: No.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I don't trust vermin.
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Honorless, rudderless,
undisciplined.
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They'll never find your body.
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HARLEY: Oh, ninjas are awesome.
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(GRUNTING)
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(ALARM WAILING)
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HARLEY:
You think that means we're there?
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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KING SHARK: I hate heights!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(HARLEY LAUGHING)
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HARLEY: Whoo!
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We're not gonna make it.
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Waller, please!
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(GRUNTING)
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(LAUGHING)
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WALLER: Remember this feeling,
convicts. I hold your lives in my hands.
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You crazy bitch.
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Open the damn chutes.
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Do it. Now!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Unh. Aah!
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(SHOUTING)
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Good one.
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Good shark.
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Gross.
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Where's Harley?
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Don't worry, I fell on my head.
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DEADSHOT: Great. How do we get
to the rendezvous unseen?
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A few more miles.
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Keep moving then.
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(HARLEY GROANS)
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Aah! This is flipping bonkers.
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Sloshing through sewage so a guy
dressed like a bat won't spot us?
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You wanna head topside,
slick, be my guest.
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No, we're practically there.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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DEADSHOT: Cobblepot.
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MAN: We're closed. Private party.
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DEADSHOT:
Yeah, we're the private party.
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(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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This way. He's waiting on you.
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Your guests have
arrived, Mr. Cobblepot.
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PENGUIN: Right, right. Come in.
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Welcome to the Iceberg Lounge.
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I'm just finishing my supper.
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Pardon me, Mr. Cobblepot.
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Lawton? Oh, I never pegged
Deadshot for a team player.
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Oh, things are tough all over, sir.
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(LAUGHING)
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That's a good one. Ha, ha.
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This man is the best
assassin I've ever seen.
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And I only work with the best.
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I aim to please, Mr. Cobblepot.
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I was told you can
get us into Arkham?
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I can indeed.
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I've made arrangements to sneak
you into the crazy farm.
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Follow them to...
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You.
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Clown!
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You're not still mad about
that truck, are you, Pengy?
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(GUNS COCKING)
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Wah-wah.
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It feels like you are.
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You cost me money, funny girl.
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Her and her looney boyfriend
nicked my truck of cigarettes
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and drove it into the river.
Just for a laugh.
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Does it matter that Mr. J and
I aren't together anymore?
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Nobody steals from
me and walks away.
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It's bad business, love.
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You're right, you should kill her.
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Hell, I'll kill her for you.
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Aw, come on.
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Except you know what else
is bad for business, sir?
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Double-crossing your clients.
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And I would hate for folks to say
Mr. Cobblepot takes your money
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and kills your operatives.
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Get her out of my sight, Lawton.
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There's your files.
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Memorize the contents.
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You can grab some shuteye
in the rooms above.
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You deploy tomorrow night
under the cover of darkness...
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and then I never want to see
any of you on my turf again.
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Now get the hell out of here.
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Ever the charmer, ain't you?
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Bite me, Boomer.
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(WHIRRING)
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(MEN LAUGHING)
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Ah. Oi, Lawton.
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Nice shave, mate.
261
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,839
We got off on the wrong foot
at the start of this mission.
262
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,730
Hoist a pint with us.
263
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,919
Can't. It's a school night.
264
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,159
Ehh, suit yourself.
265
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,483
How about a friendly
game of darts, then?
266
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,559
(ALL CHEERING)
267
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,769
(ALL LAUGHING)
268
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,319
(MEN GASP)
269
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,051
Lucky shot.
270
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,679
Right. Let's see you do it.
271
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,923
Yeah! Come on!
272
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,639
Sorry, mate.
273
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,008
Looks like that one
took a bad bounce.
274
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,811
BOOMERANG: Oh!
275
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,208
Let's call it even, mate.
276
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,161
(COMM BEEPING)
277
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,759
WALLER (OVER COMM):
Louise? It's Amanda.
278
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,319
I have a special
assignment for you.
279
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:06,679
Something I'd rather keep
between the two of us.
280
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,525
I'm listening.
281
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,399
Welcome back.
282
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,723
- Did you miss me?
- What do you want?
283
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:33,881
I got an itch I thought you
could help me scratch, cowboy.
284
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,919
Wow!
285
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,846
Oh. Good start.
286
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,720
Ah, what the hell.
287
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:46,759
(HARLEY CHUCKLES)
288
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,561
(DEADSHOT GRUNTS THEN
THUDDING AND CRASHING)
289
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,049
HARLEY: Yahtzee!
290
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,639
Here's my stop.
291
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,486
Wish me luck, cowboy.
292
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,522
(GRUNTING)
293
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,161
(HARLEY GRUNTS)
294
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,571
There's gotta be one
here somewhere.
295
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,159
(HARLEY GRUNTING)
296
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,799
BATMAN: You know where
he put it, don't you?
297
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,359
Uh-oh.
298
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,171
Where is it, Harley?
299
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,279
No idea what you're talking about.
300
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,284
(HARLEY GRUNTING)
301
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,119
Answers.
302
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,726
- Now.
- Ugh!
303
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,644
Back off, Bats.
304
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,203
(BOTH GRUNTING AND SHOUTING)
305
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,004
Where is it?
306
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,359
What's he talking about?
307
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,759
Who knows what these wankers
get worked up about.
308
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,079
I don't know. I swear.
309
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,719
I'm not firing blind
against The Bat.
310
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,279
Waller, what the devil's going on?
311
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,599
(BEEPING)
312
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,959
You don't get to call me up
and demand answers, Deadshot.
313
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,169
What are they talking about?
314
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,799
Joker stole a dirty bomb and
hid it somewhere in Gotham.
315
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:33,959
Apparently it's large enough that the
radiation would kill half the population.
316
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,799
Batman's torn the city
apart trying to find it.
317
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,806
At one point he thought
Riddler might know.
318
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,959
The Joker has a dirty bomb?
319
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,647
That gives me the chills.
320
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:50,009
Ice puns? Really?
321
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,639
Waller, this is crap.
322
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:57,443
I don't care, convict, do your job.
323
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:03,162
Honestly, B-man, I don't know
where Mr. J puts half of his stuff.
324
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,841
(SCANNER BEEPS)
325
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:09,445
I just wanted a Chatty Boo-Boo doll
before they went on sale tomorrow.
326
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,801
(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)
327
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,241
Get her back to Arkham.
328
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,159
Will do, Batman.
329
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,040
Get in there, you nutty broad.
330
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,890
(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)
331
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,568
(THUNDER CRASHING)
332
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,008
(WHIMPERING)
333
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,369
(SECURITY DOOR BUZZES)
334
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:12,010
(GRUNTS)
335
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,484
Mwah.
336
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,487
(GASPS)
337
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,366
(SECURITY DOOR BUZZES)
338
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,239
(HARLEY GRUNTS)
339
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,319
(GUARD CHOMPING)
340
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,803
I'm in the middle of lunch, now I
gotta process this dizzy dame?
341
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:35,319
(THUDS)
342
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,087
Crazy, huh?
343
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,964
Why don't I just toss her in
her old cell and come back?
344
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,512
Yeah, right.
345
00:24:43,538 --> 00:24:47,479
I got, like, half a dozen new forms to
fill out before you can even come in.
346
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,008
(KEYBOARD CLACKS)
347
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:56,491
We've got 10 minutes
to plant the device.
348
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,530
BOOMERANG: Where should I dump her?
349
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,527
Put it through the x-ray machine.
350
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:20,444
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
351
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,959
(BEEPING)
352
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,559
Heh. Don't get much
deader than that.
353
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,689
This one's cold as ice.
354
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:34,684
Hey, buddy, I got nothing in the
system about accepting a new body.
355
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,090
(GUN COCKS)
356
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,562
MAN 1: Yeah. Ha, ha.
357
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,159
(GRUNTING)
358
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,210
(THUDS)
359
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,879
(BUZZING)
360
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,044
(CLANGING THEN DEADSHOT GROANS)
361
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,679
It says, uh, "Not found."
362
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,209
I came from inside. Run it again.
363
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,399
No, somethings wrong.
364
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,121
I'm gonna have to get security.
365
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,599
The junction box is up
ahead so move your ass.
366
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,799
- JOKER: Harley?
- Huh!
367
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,965
JOKER: Is it really you?
368
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,079
Shit.
369
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,050
Don't screw this up.
370
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,279
Aren't you even going
to say hello? Heh, heh.
371
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,011
(GULPS)
372
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:41,519
Aw, guys, you gotta see this.
Joker just spotted Harley.
373
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,524
(CHUCKLING)
374
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,079
Keep walking.
375
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,799
HARLEY: Tell him to shut up.
376
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,759
Aw, I can tell you're still sore.
377
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,359
At least the bruises
cleared up nicely.
378
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:57,399
(CHUCKLING)
379
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,882
What's your hurry, Harl?
380
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,799
(JOKER LAUGHING)
381
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,439
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!
382
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,410
(JOKER LAUGHING)
383
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,319
Damn it.
384
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,563
MAN 1: Let's move.
385
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,439
MAN 2: Maybe she'll kill him.
386
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,683
HARLEY: I hate you, you bastard!
387
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,679
I'll kill him!
388
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:20,880
I'll kill him myself for
what he's done to me.
389
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,119
(HARLEY SCREAMS THEN JOKER LAUGHS)
390
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,069
Women. Am I right, officer?
391
00:27:28,095 --> 00:27:32,646
Can't live with them, can't
kick them out of a moving car.
392
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,559
You know the rules, buddy.
I gotta phone it in.
393
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,610
She's dead.
394
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,167
(THUDS)
395
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,599
(FROST GRUNTS)
396
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,161
(FROST GROANS)
397
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,159
How much trouble could she be?
398
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,719
Nothing goes in or out of
Arkham without being OK'd.
399
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:57,809
But give me a sec, I'll try to get
ahold of the watch commander.
400
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,919
- Run it again.
- I've tried twice, sir.
401
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,721
I can't lose this job because
your system is down.
402
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,039
(BEEPING)
403
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,479
Come on, you amateurs.
404
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,769
(HARLEY SHOUTS THEN
DEADSHOT GROANS)
405
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:23,519
(HARLEY GRUNTING)
406
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,527
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Sorry,
hon. Bulletproof.
407
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,919
Even better.
408
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,924
Pudding.
409
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,130
(SHOUTING)
410
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,839
(GUN CLICKING)
411
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:44,519
Why, Harley, if I didn't know better,
I'd say you're trying to kill me.
412
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,684
We're finished, you and me.
413
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:51,079
I got someone new
now. Someone better.
414
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,766
(GRUNTS)
415
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,919
Oh, hell. This'll have to do.
416
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,651
(BEEPING)
417
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,479
(COMPUTER BEEPS)
418
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,079
Never mind. Just came through.
419
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,448
About time.
420
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,959
(BEEPING)
421
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,319
Sorry, it's an old system.
422
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,563
No problem.
423
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,282
Let's see what goodies we've got.
424
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,201
Oh, shit!
425
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,839
(WHIMPERING)
426
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,359
(MAN GROANING)
427
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,525
(CREAKING)
428
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,329
How...? Oh!
429
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,799
Aah! Me goalies.
430
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,124
- That's payback, you dumb-ass.
- Unh.
431
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,479
Walk it off, Captain Kangaroo.
432
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,962
(GRUNTING)
433
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,769
(CLANGING)
434
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,888
(BEEPING)
435
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,886
(WHIRRING)
436
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,439
Come on, we're out of time.
437
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,919
- New guy?
- That's right.
438
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,051
You're not jealous, are you?
439
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,405
That's him.
440
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,679
I know you.
441
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,639
We worked together once.
442
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,611
No, wait, don't tell me,
don't tell me. Hmm...
443
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,759
Deadhead, hmm?
444
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,119
Buckshot? Ha, ha!
445
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,045
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
446
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,479
Hmph. Aah!
447
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,450
DEADSHOT: I got her.
448
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,719
You can have her.
449
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:19,039
Bet you buy your shirts
second-hand too. Ha!
450
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,284
(BEEPING)
451
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,007
(WHIRRING)
452
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:34,720
(ALARM WAILING)
453
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,562
Sir, we've got an
explosion on Level E.
454
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,599
MAN 1: He's still secure, sir.
455
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,279
Is that room service?
456
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,159
Tell them I never got my calzone.
457
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:48,079
Good. I need every available
security down in the kitchen, stat.
458
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,039
We're on yellow alert.
459
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,920
(ALL GRUNTING)
460
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,569
- You're late.
- Ran into her ex. Grab hold.
461
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,401
BLACK SPIDER:
Put your back into it.
462
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,959
(ALL GRUNTING)
463
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,559
Hey. Nobody's supposed
to be down there.
464
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,919
DEADSHOT: We just snuck
down here for a little party.
465
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,163
(HARLEY GIGGLING)
466
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,199
What kind of party?
467
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,682
(HARLEY CONTINUES GIGGLING)
468
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,599
MAN: Crap, you're Harley Quinn!
469
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,439
Don't move, you crazy bit...
470
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:27,286
(KING SHARK ROARS THEN MAN SCREAMS)
471
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,719
(GRUNTS)
472
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:47,169
I hate Italian food.
473
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,841
(ELEVATOR BELL BEEPS)
474
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,359
MAN 1: Has that kitchen
fire been contained?
475
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,679
Yes, sir.
476
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,730
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
477
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,159
(SHOUTING)
478
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,399
(COMM BEEPING)
479
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,484
- WALLER (OVER COMM): Lawton.
- What?
480
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,479
WALLER: GPS has you in
the main security hub.
481
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,079
What's going on?
482
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,559
We own it, that's what.
483
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,879
Now we grab the cane.
484
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,519
WALLER:
Don't get too cocky, Lawton.
485
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:38,919
You're at the point of no return.
You best keep that in mind.
486
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,079
That gas explosion put the whole
bloody asylum on yellow alert.
487
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,439
If the security cameras
make us, we're toast.
488
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,999
So shut down all the security cams.
489
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,639
That's a surefire way
to alert The Bat.
490
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,999
What then? Let him watch
us run around like idiots?
491
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,131
KING SHARK:
Play yesterday's footage.
492
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,119
Aw. Shark Week had
his first thought.
493
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,329
Shut it, Boomer. Say it again.
494
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,639
Play yesterday's footage
at the same time.
495
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,199
I can do that.
496
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,159
And we can operate
without eyes on us.
497
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:12,281
- You mean Batman's or Waller's?
- Both.
498
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:18,639
The intensive treatment building
is there, just across the yard.
499
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:19,919
Let's move.
500
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,607
Low profile.
501
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,290
Frost. Move your ass.
502
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,129
(THUNDER CRASHING)
503
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:42,479
Top priority are those towers.
504
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,999
BLACK SPIDER: I can scale them.
505
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,686
No time.
506
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,401
(BEEPING)
507
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,279
You do two, I'll do two.
508
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,127
Fine. On my mark. Now.
509
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,085
(MAN 1 SCREAMS)
510
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,245
(MAN 2 SCREAMS)
511
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,328
- You missed.
- Wait for it.
512
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,841
Patrol, I need a sweep
of the yard. Ugh!
513
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,599
Boom! In your face.
514
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:29,679
He got to his walkie. I'd score
that a miss. You two-bit C-lister.
515
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,844
That's it!
516
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,970
(BOTH GRUNTING AND SHOUTING)
517
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,479
U.S.A!
518
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,370
U.S.A!
519
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,531
Boys, we got company.
520
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,642
- DEADSHOT: Shark, no.
- Finally, some action.
521
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,127
(ROARING)
522
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,399
So much for low profile.
523
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,370
(HARLEY LAUGHING)
524
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,299
Status report. I've got
you in the exercise yard,
525
00:36:07,325 --> 00:36:09,567
but you don't show
up on the cameras.
526
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,999
Must be something wrong
with the system.
527
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,079
Damn it. We're a
little busy right now.
528
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,999
I'll call you back.
529
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,529
Don't yank me around, convict.
Get the cane. Get out.
530
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,843
(HARLEY GRUNTING)
531
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,247
Yahtzee.
532
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,400
(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)
533
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,159
MAN 1: Victor Zsasz,
we got you surrounded.
534
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,879
WOMAN:
Please. Please don't hurt me.
535
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,359
MAN 1: Let the girl go
before it gets ugly.
536
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,719
ZSASZ:
The Zombie's mine to liberate.
537
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,929
I have righteous work to do.
538
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:02,449
BATMAN:
I'm not in the mood tonight, Zsasz.
539
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,319
(GASPS)
540
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,881
(WOMAN SHOUTS)
541
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,485
(WOMAN PANTING)
542
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,159
You seem troubled tonight, sir.
543
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,159
It's Harley, Alfred.
544
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,679
She was acting odd.
545
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,519
Odder than usual, you mean?
546
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,359
Like she was happy to get caught.
547
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,599
Maybe she missed her, uh, pudding.
548
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,839
BATMAN: Maybe.
549
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,919
More likely it's linked
to the Joker's bomb.
550
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,005
Arkham had a yellow
alert this evening.
551
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,046
Everything looks to be in place.
552
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,479
BATMAN: Hmm.
553
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,559
That's Moshell. He
doesn't work Fridays.
554
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,238
Neither does Ferrick.
That's the Thursday crew.
555
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:52,159
This isn't live. They're
broadcasting old footage.
556
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,528
Somethings wrong at Arkham.
557
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,519
(WHIMPERING)
558
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,922
No, no.
559
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,519
DEADSHOT:
Enough, Shark! Put him down!
560
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,524
(MAN SCREAMS THEN GROANS)
561
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,203
Ouch!
562
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,279
Do I have your attention now?
563
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:20,287
Don't break cover in the middle
of an operation unless I say so.
564
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,210
(GRUNTS)
565
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,719
Don't ever do that to me.
566
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,805
Or what? You'll chew my head off?
567
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,399
Do it. I'm begging you.
568
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:36,725
You think any of you have a shot
of getting out alive without me?
569
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:42,359
That's what I thought.
570
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,439
We're just lucky
this was contained.
571
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,879
Start following orders, all of you.
572
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:50,999
Why don't you just
calm down, pudding?
573
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:55,166
Don't call me pudding!
574
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,279
Property room's here.
575
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,959
(BEEPING)
576
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,159
(KEYPAD BUZZES)
577
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,767
- Locked.
- Not for long.
578
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,531
(ROARS)
579
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,199
(KING SHARK GRUNTING)
580
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,444
Now that's just pathetic.
581
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:24,439
The warden uses his birthday backwards
for practically all of his passwords.
582
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,679
(BEEPING)
583
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,919
- How do you know that?
- I used to work here.
584
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,919
Didn't I mention that?
585
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,599
Come on. As what?
586
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,319
As a psychiatrist, silly.
587
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:40,282
And pal, anyone who throws boomerangs
has some real issues letting go.
588
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,368
Et voilà.
589
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,442
FROST: Where do we even begin?
590
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,966
Everyone take a section.
Just start looking.
591
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,045
Bloody hell.
592
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:08,959
(HARLEY GASPS)
593
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,559
(HARLEY CHUCKLES)
594
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:12,999
(GRUNTS)
595
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,159
My acid playing cards.
596
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,919
I knew I left them here.
597
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:23,611
Here's that Batman costume
Mr. J used for the train heist.
598
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,399
Aw.
599
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,804
I've been looking
all over for this.
600
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,402
Here's where it went.
601
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,921
(HARLEY GIGGLES)
602
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,765
Bingo.
603
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:46,839
KING SHARK: Firefly.
604
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,079
Killer Moth.
605
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,599
Maxie Zeus.
606
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,399
Never heard of any of these tools.
607
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,279
FROST: Mr. Freeze's gun.
608
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,011
Score.
609
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,559
(GRUNTS)
610
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,405
Ugh.
611
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,999
(GRUNTS)
612
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,759
Thanks.
613
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,207
(FROST GASPS)
614
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,970
(GRUNTING)
615
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,487
It's Batman.
616
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,721
(GRUNTING AND SHOUTING)
617
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,730
(GUN CLICKING)
618
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,210
(WHIRRING)
619
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,169
(GROANS)
620
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,566
(CRACKLING)
621
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,080
(HARLEY LAUGHING)
622
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,961
(SHOUTING)
623
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,879
(LAUGHING)
624
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,248
(GROANS)
625
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,771
(WHIRRING)
626
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,442
(GRUNTING)
627
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,771
(GRUNTS)
628
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,327
(GRUNTING)
629
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,441
(GROANING)
630
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:22,244
(GASPS)
631
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,079
(SHOUTS)
632
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,720
(GRUNTING)
633
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,287
(ALL SHOUTING)
634
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,924
(GROANS)
635
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:38,199
(GROANS)
636
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,090
Huh?
637
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,049
No way.
638
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,119
BLACK SPIDER: The spoils of war.
639
00:43:56,120 --> 00:44:00,559
Black Spider just
kicked The Bat's ass?
640
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,439
Mate, I'm a little choked up.
641
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,842
Got the thumb drive.
642
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,847
What?
643
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,168
What the hell?
644
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,162
We've been played.
645
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,399
HARLEY: Where's Frosty?
646
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,079
Frost? Damn it.
647
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,130
Frost!
648
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,722
(RIDDLER HUMMING)
649
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,239
RIDDLER: Easy.
650
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:29,919
(CHUCKLES)
651
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,004
(HUMMING CONTINUES)
652
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,649
I knew Waller would send someone.
653
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,399
I'm too clever for
her to let me live.
654
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,690
Nothing gets past you, genius.
655
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,250
I'll make this fast.
656
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,919
Do you even know why
you're assassinating me?
657
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:55,039
The Wall says you screwed her and
to make an example out of you.
658
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:58,649
And that satiated your curiosity?
659
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,879
I don't ask questions.
660
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,439
I don't believe that.
661
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,119
The human mind always
has questions.
662
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,319
(GRUNTS)
663
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:11,719
My only question is why Waller didn't just
blow your head off with your nano bomb.
664
00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:16,159
It's the same reason
she needs me dead.
665
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:20,884
Because I know how to diffuse them.
666
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,719
Wait, what?
667
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:25,759
How do you know she's
with the Riddler?
668
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,128
She was eyeballing him
at the monitor room.
669
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,639
So she's got herself a new guy.
670
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,959
After everything I've done for her.
671
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,959
Ooh, we'll see about that.
672
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,319
I'll make five more just like her.
673
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,959
I'll take her skin and
put someone else in it.
674
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:47,119
Oh, that perfect creamy skin.
675
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,999
Pull yourself together, man!
676
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,119
She mocked you right to your face!
677
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,046
Even dared to call you...
678
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:57,839
pudding.
679
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,279
Oh, that darling girl!
680
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,125
She might even deserve me.
681
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,806
(GRUNTS THEN LAUGHS)
682
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,719
Okay, babies, let's cook.
683
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:15,121
(CRACKLING)
684
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:21,363
Winner, winner, chicken
dinner. Ha-ha-ha.
685
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:26,319
Oh, Harley, I take back half the
horrible things I've done to you.
686
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:30,008
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
687
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,679
They're gone!
688
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,199
Yeah, we can see that,
Harley, but where?
689
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,519
It's Waller.
690
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:42,479
(COMM BEEPING)
691
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,919
- DEADSHOT: I'm here.
- What are you trying to pull, Deadshot?
692
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,199
- You're not checking in.
- We had a bout with The Bat.
693
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,799
But we're past it.
I got your cane, Waller.
694
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,519
We're just looking for an exit.
695
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,279
So you're all together?
696
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,759
Of course. Why wouldn't we be?
697
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:00,719
Then why has the Special Crimes unit been
called in to protect the medical center?
698
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:03,999
DEADSHOT: Maybe Two-Face
got a pair of hemorrhoids.
699
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,399
We're out of here.
700
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,679
Please don't explode. Please don't
explode. Please don't explode.
701
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:12,199
Shut up. Where's
that medical center?
702
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,443
We're still on yellow alert.
703
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,766
You hear something?
704
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,089
Let me check.
705
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,159
Hey, remember that time
when Mad Hatter...
706
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,919
(THUDS)
707
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,519
Smitty?
708
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,919
- Smitty?
- Boo.
709
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,890
Aah!
710
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,519
Smitty!
711
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,321
Put your hands in the air!
712
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,847
- Aah!
- And boom.
713
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,045
(SHOUTING)
714
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,250
(COUGHING)
715
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,005
(WHISTLING "JINGLE BELLS")
716
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,919
JOKER: I'm just going to slip
into something more comfortable.
717
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:57,324
So no peeking.
718
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,559
MAN 1:
This is the Special Crimes unit.
719
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,042
Surrender and return to your cells.
720
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,169
Light them up!
721
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,839
That worked well.
722
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:37,159
Then like the hanged man, we
are at the end of our rope.
723
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,211
Wow, I hate you. Unh!
724
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,570
(GRUNTING)
725
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,082
You can thank us later, losers.
726
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,807
(SCREAMS)
727
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,279
- You all right?
- Somewhat.
728
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:00,919
Glad you made it.
729
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,119
This better be good.
730
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,279
He knows how to turn off the bombs.
731
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,359
Look familiar?
732
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,039
(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)
733
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,119
I can do it, but you've got to
get me into the medical center.
734
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:16,967
We got maybe five minutes before
Waller figures out what's what.
735
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,559
We get to that room or we're dead.
736
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,199
Should've brought a tank.
737
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,840
We have one.
738
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,600
(GROANS)
739
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:33,281
(GROANING)
740
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,959
No heights.
741
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:40,759
- You're joking.
- I said, no heights!
742
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,970
I'll guide you. Trust me.
743
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,331
(WHIMPERS)
744
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,006
I'm crazy, but that's just nuts!
745
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,001
Step on it.
746
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,251
(ROARING)
747
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,121
Go to the right.
748
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,810
(MEN SCREAMING)
749
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:17,760
(MEN GASP)
750
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,599
(MEN WHIMPERING AND
KING SHARK ROARING)
751
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,968
(MEN SCREAM)
752
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,649
(GROANS)
753
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,564
DEADSHOT: Let's move.
754
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,522
(GROANS)
755
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,689
Did we win?
756
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,524
(BATMAN PANTING)
757
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,570
(BATMAN GROANS)
758
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,564
Let's see now. We'll need
this on. This for back-up.
759
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,409
Grab a chair.
760
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,319
Whee!
761
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,961
How do you diffuse
this bomb, exactly?
762
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,719
It's the electroshock.
763
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,639
It's the what now?
764
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:27,408
I'm gonna run 1000 volts through
your heads and fry your bombs.
765
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,123
HARLEY: Oh.
766
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:34,599
Good. Put the chairs in a
circle here around Old Sparky.
767
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:40,599
Oh, I love electroshock! It's a
shiatsu massage for your brain.
768
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,490
Lose those.
769
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,889
BLACK SPIDER: I'll keep a lookout.
770
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:55,771
More cops. Choppers too.
771
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,319
This'll work?
772
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,371
Or give you a grand mal seizure.
773
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,719
I'm clamping you to the chairs
because you're going to wiggle.
774
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:17,039
I don't trust this fruit loop.
775
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,919
Hmm. A thousand
volts, five bodies...
776
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,799
multiply by five, allowing for
absorption, three-second pulses...
777
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,009
You know what you're doing, right?
778
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,560
- (COMM BEEPING)
- Damn it.
779
00:52:29,586 --> 00:52:32,159
Don't stop working. Yeah, Waller?
780
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,639
WALLER: I am getting reports
there's a break-in at Arkham.
781
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,119
- You're on red alert.
- DEADSHOT: News to me.
782
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:40,759
What part of "off the books"
do you not understand?
783
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,359
Are you in the medical center?
784
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,171
We hit a snag.
785
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,089
Batman again?
786
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,447
DEADSHOT:
Spider needed medical attention.
787
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:55,999
Spider? But he's...
788
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,165
No excuses, Lawton! You get that?
789
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:01,563
Mm... Uh-huh.
790
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:06,199
No more crap! No more time!
No more shenanigans!
791
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:07,519
Uh-huh.
792
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:10,039
(WHIRRING)
793
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,681
(WHIRRING THEN ALL SCREAMING)
794
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,604
(LAUGHING)
795
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,930
(SHOUTS)
796
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:28,039
Those scumbags are
trying to screw me.
797
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,283
(ALL SCREAMING)
798
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,727
(PANTING)
799
00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:47,642
(GROANING)
800
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,051
(HUMMING)
801
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:58,082
(BATMAN CONTINUES PANTING)
802
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:04,085
I never need to do that again.
803
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,359
Are you kidding? I feel great!
804
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:11,239
Nobody screws the Wall!
805
00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:13,799
(ALARM WAILING)
806
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:17,839
- Uh, guys?
- Do it again.
807
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,925
I don't know. Maybe his
skin is too thick?
808
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:23,524
(GRUNTING)
809
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:28,369
(ALL SHOUT)
810
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,849
(GRUNTING)
811
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,561
Best gun ever.
812
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,719
Why'd his head explode?
813
00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:51,039
Because the bomb in his neck
didn't diffuse, you asshole.
814
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:52,965
So what's his excuse?
815
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,839
(CHUCKLING)
816
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,810
Oh, that's rich.
817
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,248
(CHUCKLES)
818
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,205
Huh?
819
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,039
(GASPS)
820
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:11,959
Denzel! What have they done to you?
821
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:15,639
(JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
822
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,839
Haven't you solved it yet?
823
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:23,325
The Black Spider is Batman.
824
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:27,559
(RIDDLER SCREAMS
THEN MACHINE WHIRS)
825
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:30,279
(ALL SCREAMING)
826
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:33,047
(ALL CONTINUE SCREAMING)
827
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,719
(HARLEY LAUGHING)
828
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:39,599
I know that sound.
829
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,970
Someone's flossing their brain.
830
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,366
(GRUNTS)
831
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,519
- Unh.
- Talk! Why are you here?
832
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,685
Amanda Waller wanted
the Riddler dead.
833
00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,919
Waller? What's she got...?
834
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:03,244
(GUNFIRE)
835
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,679
I'm here, bitches!
836
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,845
And I brought favors for everybody!
837
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,439
(JOKER LAUGHING)
838
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:15,241
(ALL SCREAMING)
839
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:20,639
(GRUNTING)
840
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:22,451
(LAUGHING)
841
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:24,921
Whoop!
842
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:27,599
(GRUNTS)
843
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,684
(GRUNTS)
844
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,210
(SHOUTS)
845
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:39,966
(GROANS THEN GASPS)
846
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:56,927
(GRUNTING)
847
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,403
Yahtzee!
848
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,769
(JOKER WHISTLING "JINGLE BELLS")
849
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,599
JOKER:
I think this was yours, Deadhead.
850
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:16,445
Finders, keepers.
851
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,719
Pudding! You're free.
852
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,770
(GRUNTS)
853
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,119
Don't you pudding me.
854
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:33,359
I go away and suddenly you've got
new friends. Even picked a new guy.
855
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,479
HARLEY: You got it all wrong, baby.
856
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:38,239
I was using them to
help you escape.
857
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,759
Who else would I break
into Arkham for?
858
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,561
Nobody, that's who.
859
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,999
It'll be just like old times.
860
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,129
Oh.
861
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:54,806
(BOTH SIGHING)
862
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,289
(GIGGLES)
863
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,410
Hmm.
864
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:08,763
You. New guy. I don't like
people touching my stuff.
865
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:20,279
- Go ahead. You're out of bullets.
- I am not.
866
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,799
You are. You're gonna pull the
trigger, and when nothing happens...
867
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,679
I'm gonna punch you in the
throat and bash your brains out.
868
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,844
Three.
869
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,810
Two.
870
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,079
- One.
- Hold on.
871
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,962
Stop counting for a second.
I know there are bullets.
872
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:44,919
See?
873
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,049
(GRUNTING)
874
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:52,123
(JOKER LAUGHING THEN
HARLEY SCREAMS)
875
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:59,289
Mate, you just
out-crazied the Joker.
876
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,439
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING OVER RADIO)
877
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:07,439
FROST:
This place is crawling with cops.
878
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:11,287
- I'm gonna kill Waller.
- Can we get out of here first?
879
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:15,691
(HARLEY SHOUTING)
880
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,170
(HARLEY GRUNTS)
881
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,727
JOKER: Mallet.
882
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:28,599
It's right here, Mr. J.
883
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:30,399
I was keeping it safe
for you the whole...
884
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,599
(JOKER CHUCKLING)
885
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,126
(HARLEY SHOUTS)
886
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,763
(LAUGHING)
887
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:43,321
It's time for a very big bang.
888
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,039
(PANTING)
889
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:52,639
Why the hell are we running?
890
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:54,119
We're sitting ducks here.
891
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,279
And whose fault is that,
do you suppose, leader?
892
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:00,279
I've been carrying this team
all night, you douche bag.
893
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:01,679
- Uh, fellas?
- BOOMERANG: Really?
894
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,079
- Is that what you'd call it, eh?
- FROST: Guys.
895
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:06,359
- Guys, listen.
- That's what I'd call it...
896
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:09,519
- you one-gimmick hack.
- Great, let's split up.
897
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:13,129
- I'm better off on my own.
- Guys. Batman's here.
898
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:17,159
Joker. Where did he go?
899
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,767
Don't owe you squat, Bats.
900
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,451
(BOOMERANG GRUNTS)
901
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:28,199
Lawton? We can settle
our business later.
902
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,648
Now, where's the Joker?
903
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:35,402
He and Harley took their
mallet and disappeared.
904
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:37,919
That's where he's hidden the bomb.
905
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:41,559
Sibilance, testing. Sibilance.
906
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:44,399
I know you can see me, Bats.
907
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:48,159
Hope you brought protection because
I'm about to give Gotham...
908
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,599
a terminal case of tainted love...
909
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,439
and it's really gonna burn.
910
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:53,639
(LAUGHS)
911
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:56,199
And just in case you were
thinking of stopping me...
912
01:00:56,200 --> 01:01:00,719
I figured I'd invite some
friends to my big blow-out.
913
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:02,884
(SECURITY DOOR BUZZES)
914
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,765
(INMATES SHOUTING)
915
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:13,087
(GRUNTING)
916
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,559
(JOKER LAUGHING)
917
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,121
(ROARING)
918
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,599
Stop.
919
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,126
Please?
920
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:34,607
(SCREAMING)
921
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:38,439
I need to find Joker
and stop that bomb.
922
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:40,079
(INMATES CONTINUE SHOUTING)
923
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:42,642
Good luck with that, mate.
924
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:46,279
Gotta get out of here.
925
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:50,241
Yeah, but what'll get us far
enough to escape that blast?
926
01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:02,448
Well, isn't that convenient?
927
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:04,999
(GRUNTING)
928
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,209
(BOTH GROAN)
929
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,961
(BOOMERANG PANTING)
930
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,325
(ALL SHOUTING)
931
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,039
(GRUNTING)
932
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:34,771
(ROARING)
933
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:38,644
(GRUNTING AND SHOUTING)
934
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,361
Out of my way, loser.
935
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:47,406
(GUNFIRE)
936
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,448
(ALL SCREAMING)
937
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,969
Mm.
938
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:00,919
Mm.
939
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:03,084
(POLICE GRUNTING)
940
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,648
(ALL GRUNTING)
941
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,450
(GROANS)
942
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:19,959
(ENGINE STARTS THEN SIRENS WAILING)
943
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:21,519
(ROARING)
944
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:23,809
(FROST SCREAMING)
945
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:30,330
(GRUNTS)
946
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:36,240
BOOMERANG: Oh, no, you don't,
Lawton. That's my ride.
947
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:40,366
Aah!
948
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,447
(BEEPING)
949
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:52,519
(GRUNTING)
950
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:56,083
Only one of us is getting out
of here and it ain't you.
951
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:00,648
(BOOMERANG SCREAMING
THEN INMATES GROAN)
952
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:05,563
BOOMERANG:
I'll get you for this, Lawton!
953
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:08,159
MAN 1: Get those gates closed.
954
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:10,130
(INMATES SHOUTING)
955
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,079
(ROARING)
956
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,970
(MEN SCREAMING)
957
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:17,726
Where's our backup?
958
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:20,884
(GASPS)
959
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,523
(DETONATOR WHIRRING)
960
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:33,161
(GRUNTING)
961
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,289
(ROARS)
962
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:45,162
(ROARING)
963
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:53,128
Now that's what I call backup.
964
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:07,081
(ALL SCREAMING)
965
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,766
(SCANNER BEEPING)
966
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:25,170
(SCREECHING)
967
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:28,246
We've got it under control,
Batman. You can take...
968
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:31,239
And I'm talking to myself.
969
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:32,971
Again.
970
01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:44,408
JOKER: Going my way, handsome?
971
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:47,681
Cute kid.
972
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:51,284
Hope she doesn't take
being an orphan too hard.
973
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:53,725
(LAUGHING)
974
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:57,449
(GRUNTING)
975
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:03,203
(BOTH GRUNTING AND SHOUTING)
976
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:15,968
(ALARM BLARING THEN HARLEY GASPS)
977
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:19,604
(GRUNTS)
978
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,041
Holy crap!
979
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,162
You know she's gonna
kill us, right?
980
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,842
(WHIMPERING)
981
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:57,171
(ALARM BLARING THEN HARLEY GASPS)
982
01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:00,170
(GRUNTS)
983
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,804
(WHIMPERING)
984
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,883
Where's the fricking gas pedal?
985
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:24,531
(BEEPING)
986
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:44,728
(CHUCKLING)
987
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:47,366
(GRUNTING)
988
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:54,199
Uh-oh. Ha!
989
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,090
(ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)
990
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:58,363
(GASPS THEN SCREAMS)
991
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:05,483
(GRUNTING)
992
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:08,961
(GROANS)
993
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:21,638
HARLEY: Sure. He smacks
me around sometimes...
994
01:08:21,639 --> 01:08:23,919
but you're the one who's
always hurting me.
995
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:26,288
Now I'm gonna hurt you.
996
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:30,319
(GRUNTS)
997
01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:32,006
(GROANS)
998
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:37,001
(GRUNTING)
999
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,559
(GRUNTS)
1000
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:44,962
Stop me if you've heard this one.
1001
01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:49,564
(GROANS)
1002
01:08:50,440 --> 01:08:53,039
(GRUNTING)
1003
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,169
BATMAN: Listen to me.
1004
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,319
Harley, the bomb.
1005
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:01,644
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
1006
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:08,325
(BEEPING)
1007
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,129
(CHUCKLING)
1008
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:25,519
(GRUNTING)
1009
01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:27,410
(GROANING)
1010
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:31,039
(GRUNTING)
1011
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,204
(JOKER LAUGHS THEN GROANS)
1012
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:48,007
(JOKER SCREAMING)
1013
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:59,639
For someone who's not Batman...
1014
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:04,443
you've been a real pain
in my ass. Ha-ha-ha.
1015
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:11,000
Deuces, new guy.
1016
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,399
(DEADSHOT GRUNTING)
1017
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:21,559
(DEADSHOT PANTING)
1018
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:24,201
- Have a seat, pudding.
- Aah!
1019
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:34,719
(GASPS)
1020
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:37,319
(CREAKING)
1021
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:38,767
Bang!
1022
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:41,290
(CHUCKLING)
1023
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:45,159
(JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
1024
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:47,642
(BOMB BEEPING)
1025
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:49,571
(BOMB STOPS BEEPING)
1026
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:53,409
(JOKER CONTINUES LAUGHING)
1027
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:10,811
(SIRENS WAILING)
1028
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:22,410
BATMAN: Waller.
1029
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:27,399
You knew when you sent your little suicide
squad into Arkham, they'd go off script.
1030
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:29,679
Oh, it's just you.
1031
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:33,926
When your bombs didn't ice them,
you figured the S.C.U. would.
1032
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:38,279
All that, just so you
could kill the Riddler.
1033
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:41,799
Let's just say I break a lot
of eggs to make an omelet.
1034
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:46,199
And because you're a messy cook,
the Riddler was able to escape.
1035
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,519
I got careless.
1036
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:52,879
- My men will get Nigma next time.
- There is no next time.
1037
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:56,839
No? We're the U.S. government.
1038
01:11:56,840 --> 01:12:01,199
Who's going to blow the whistle on us?
The convicts? Who'd believe them?
1039
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:02,839
You? Heh.
1040
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:07,839
You going to start a blog and
expose us? I don't think so.
1041
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:11,449
That's checkmate, Batman.
1042
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:15,319
I'm warning you.
1043
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:17,479
Enough.
1044
01:12:17,480 --> 01:12:21,279
Don't they need you back
in your squalid little city?
1045
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:26,242
They never did find the
Joker's body, did they?
1046
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:32,770
Punk.
1047
01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:43,124
Motherfu...
1048
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:52,169
Bang.
1049
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:53,682
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