1 00:00:00,935 --> 00:00:07,673 (playing classical music) 2 00:00:09,552 --> 00:00:10,793 -(microphone tapping) -Hello, everybody. Uh... 3 00:00:10,795 --> 00:00:12,127 (clears throat) Thank you for waiting. 4 00:00:12,129 --> 00:00:15,614 Um, unfortunately, there won't be a wedding today. 5 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,633 -(indistinct chatter) -Sorry. Yeah, I know. 6 00:00:17,635 --> 00:00:19,376 And the Chicago PD has asked that you remain on 7 00:00:19,378 --> 00:00:23,213 the hotel property because this is now an active crime scene. 8 00:00:23,215 --> 00:00:25,733 -So, I'm sorry... -(horse neighs) 9 00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:28,235 -Uh... Oh, my God. -ANN: Sean? Sean, help. 10 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:30,738 He's headed for the gift shop. 11 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:32,740 Uh, help yourself to the hors d'oeuvres, folks. 12 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:33,908 (clattering) 13 00:00:33,910 --> 00:00:37,078 ♪ 14 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,308 SEAN SR.: First off, I would like to make a little toast 15 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:45,068 celebrating Dan's return to Chicago. 16 00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:47,070 -(cheering) -ANN: We are so thrilled you guys 17 00:00:47,072 --> 00:00:48,664 -are moving in together. Finally. -Yes. 18 00:00:48,666 --> 00:00:51,592 -To Dan and Cora. -ALL: To Dan and Cora. 19 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:52,909 ANN: Major milestone. 20 00:00:52,911 --> 00:00:54,503 -Kind of like my graduation. -DAN: Mom. 21 00:00:54,505 --> 00:00:57,156 -Fair. -I apologized, like, ten times. 22 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:58,766 SEAN SR.: I know, son, but it's not gonna go away 23 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:01,493 -any time soon. -I was just really proud of my speech. 24 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:03,920 Why don't you read it and sort of reenact it for him 25 00:01:03,922 --> 00:01:06,256 -since he missed it? -ANN: No, I'm not gonna do that to him. 26 00:01:06,258 --> 00:01:08,091 Unless you want me to. 27 00:01:08,093 --> 00:01:10,836 -How can I say no to that? -You cannot. 28 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:13,522 No, you cannot. Also, a little, uh, toast 29 00:01:13,524 --> 00:01:14,949 to Bridget. 30 00:01:14,951 --> 00:01:16,508 We are extremely happy that she's living with us again. 31 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:17,934 BRIDGET: Nope, not living with them. 32 00:01:17,936 --> 00:01:20,437 Just staying here until they fix up my new brownstone. 33 00:01:20,439 --> 00:01:22,348 -Ah. -SEAN JR.: Oh, wow, a brownstone reference 34 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:23,440 before we even start eating. 35 00:01:23,442 --> 00:01:25,033 Guys, I think we got a new record. 36 00:01:25,035 --> 00:01:26,518 -ANN: Jealous. -ROGER: Ugh, Lincoln Park. 37 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,944 Second most congested neighborhood 38 00:01:27,946 --> 00:01:29,613 according to ChiTrans. 39 00:01:29,615 --> 00:01:31,690 I'll send you some of the stats on that. 40 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:34,802 Okay, um, I do have one more, uh, little toast I want to make. 41 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:36,119 I've been saving this one. 42 00:01:36,121 --> 00:01:38,764 I spoke to Dr. Callahan. Drumroll, please. 43 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:42,476 And... 44 00:01:42,478 --> 00:01:44,870 -I got a clean scan. -(cheering) 45 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:47,039 I'm cancer free. I'm immortal. 46 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:49,483 -I'm gonna live forever. -My boy. 47 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,468 Here is to me. 48 00:01:51,470 --> 00:01:53,136 And us. 49 00:01:53,138 --> 00:01:55,138 And I just, I love all you bastards. 50 00:01:55,140 --> 00:01:56,640 -SEAN JR.: Love you, Dad. -BRIDGET: Love you, Dad. 51 00:01:56,642 --> 00:01:58,734 -SEAN SR.: All right. -I'd like to make a toast 52 00:01:58,736 --> 00:01:59,994 to my fiancée Mukta. 53 00:01:59,996 --> 00:02:02,237 -May she rest in peace. -Okay, Roger, 54 00:02:02,239 --> 00:02:04,814 I didn't feel like my moment was particularly over, 55 00:02:04,816 --> 00:02:06,558 but yeah, okay. To M-Mukta. 56 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,817 ALL: To Mukta. 57 00:02:07,819 --> 00:02:08,985 -All right. -ROGER: Four months to the day 58 00:02:08,987 --> 00:02:10,562 -since the car accident. -Yeah. 59 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:14,082 And I told her, "Never take a left on Division 60 00:02:14,084 --> 00:02:16,343 without a light after 3:00 p.m. on weekdays." 61 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:19,471 But she did leave me with this little samosa. 62 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:21,182 The joy of my life. 63 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:24,018 GRANDMA: Who's the father? 64 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:25,928 Once again, it doesn't matter, Mom. 65 00:02:25,930 --> 00:02:27,354 You can do one of those genetic tests. 66 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:31,174 The lady down the hall found out she's got Nazi blood. 67 00:02:31,176 --> 00:02:32,935 -(stifled laughter) -ROGER: It doesn't matter. 68 00:02:32,937 --> 00:02:35,437 And now you made him fussy. Thank you. 69 00:02:35,439 --> 00:02:37,773 Come on. Dan and Cora, just an FYI, 70 00:02:37,775 --> 00:02:40,850 there's a nonrefundable down payment at the Algren Hotel 71 00:02:40,852 --> 00:02:44,279 for the wedding that Mukta and I are not having. 72 00:02:44,281 --> 00:02:46,373 Uh, so... no pressure. 73 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:47,691 -No pressure. -No pressure. 74 00:02:47,693 --> 00:02:48,709 SEAN JR.: Uh, I would like 75 00:02:48,711 --> 00:02:49,952 to make a toast, since I was inexplicably 76 00:02:49,954 --> 00:02:52,213 left out of everyone else's. 77 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:53,547 -Aw. -Midnight tonight, 78 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:57,885 my house arrest is officially over. 79 00:02:57,887 --> 00:02:59,053 LINDA: If you don't mind me asking, 80 00:02:59,055 --> 00:03:00,629 -what did you do? -BRIDGET: Don't... 81 00:03:00,631 --> 00:03:02,205 SEAN SR.: He, uh, started a funeral business 82 00:03:02,207 --> 00:03:03,724 that involved fireworks, so it was a combination 83 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:05,801 of dangerous and stupid. 84 00:03:05,803 --> 00:03:08,303 I was only revolutionizing the grieving industry. 85 00:03:08,305 --> 00:03:10,880 You burnt down a church and almost went to jail, so... 86 00:03:10,882 --> 00:03:12,458 BRIDGET: You know what? I actually have the article 87 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,476 -as my screen saver. -You do? 88 00:03:14,478 --> 00:03:16,195 -(laughter) -SEAN JR.: That's fake news. 89 00:03:17,889 --> 00:03:19,389 -Do you see that? -SEAN JR.: You've got to break a few eggs. 90 00:03:19,391 --> 00:03:22,409 Look, they-they tried to frame it as, like, a hate crime. 91 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:23,969 It was a classic judicial overreach. 92 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:25,746 SEAN SR.: So, all of that's in the past, 93 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:27,915 -and he's coming to work for me. -Yeah, yeah. 94 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:29,917 Yeah, well-well, uh, lot of moving parts. 95 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:31,568 -What? -We'll-we'll get into it. 96 00:03:31,570 --> 00:03:32,978 Hey, can you, uh, can you give me a hand 97 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,237 with something in the kitchen? 98 00:03:34,239 --> 00:03:35,589 -Ah, fine. -(all oohing) 99 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:38,834 So, in my hand is the proof of employment form 100 00:03:38,836 --> 00:03:40,502 that I signed to get the court 101 00:03:40,504 --> 00:03:42,245 to release you from house arrest. 102 00:03:42,247 --> 00:03:44,098 So, should I just tear this up? 103 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:47,009 -No, sir. -Okay, so we agree that you are mine. 104 00:03:47,011 --> 00:03:49,103 And that on Monday, your ass gets into the van 105 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:50,512 and you do a real day's work 106 00:03:50,514 --> 00:03:51,939 instead of just sitting around the house, 107 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:54,275 working on that ridiculous mustache. 108 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:55,592 -Yes, sir. -Okay, good. 109 00:03:55,594 --> 00:03:58,337 So I think as sort of a little payment, 110 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:01,173 I'd like to see a dance. 111 00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:02,766 Are you kidding me? 112 00:04:02,768 --> 00:04:05,769 Nope. Actually, I-I'd like to see a jig. 113 00:04:05,771 --> 00:04:09,707 Come on. All that training when you were a kid. 114 00:04:11,702 --> 00:04:13,794 High-stepping, please. 115 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:15,187 ♪ 116 00:04:15,189 --> 00:04:17,673 It's amazing how much of it you retained. 117 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,636 My favorite piece of paper ever. 118 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:23,545 (imitates gunshot) 119 00:04:23,547 --> 00:04:25,806 I really only have two clients, 120 00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:27,215 but it's very rewarding. 121 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:29,793 One them has major trust issues and the other's impotent, 122 00:04:29,795 --> 00:04:32,204 but I'm not supposed to talk about it, so... 123 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:35,040 Hey, sorry I'm late, everybody. 124 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,558 -Oh! -Hey! 125 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:37,651 I got the cupcakes. 126 00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:40,896 Daniel, Cora, I'm so happy for you guys. 127 00:04:40,898 --> 00:04:43,991 -Thanks, man. -Absolutely. -Yeah, it means a lot. 128 00:04:43,993 --> 00:04:45,901 DAN: Sit down. 129 00:04:45,903 --> 00:04:47,719 No, it hurts too much. I can't do this. 130 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:48,978 SEAN SR.: Bye, Marco! 131 00:04:48,980 --> 00:04:50,331 MARCO: It's all good, it's all good. 132 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,558 -(door closes) -(baby crying) 133 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,026 ROGER (over monitor): Okay, little guy. Oh, God, not again. 134 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:56,503 Why do you never sleep? 135 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,413 This is so hard. 136 00:04:58,415 --> 00:05:00,323 -Okay. (stammers) -I got it. 137 00:05:00,325 --> 00:05:02,176 -Just, yeah, just go up... -I'll take care of it. 138 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:04,494 ...and do something there. 139 00:05:04,496 --> 00:05:05,995 -(monitor clicks off) -SEAN SR.: All right. 140 00:05:05,997 --> 00:05:07,589 Anybody need anything else while I'm up? 141 00:05:07,591 --> 00:05:10,742 -No, I'm good. -Okay, eat. Let's eat. 142 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:11,769 Ah. 143 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,839 ANN: "And I needed to find 144 00:05:15,841 --> 00:05:17,900 "my own identity. 145 00:05:18,769 --> 00:05:20,252 "I was beginning to understand 146 00:05:20,254 --> 00:05:22,696 "that the airlines had it right all along: 147 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:26,850 you have to put on your own emotional oxygen mask first." 148 00:05:26,852 --> 00:05:28,777 -So, class of... -Whoa, slow down there, speed demon. 149 00:05:28,779 --> 00:05:30,429 Take your time. 150 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:31,780 You're rushing. Let him savor it. 151 00:05:31,782 --> 00:05:34,208 -There will be blood. -ANN: So, to the class of 20... 152 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:35,934 Would everyone please come out to the driveway? 153 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:38,604 Sean has a major surprise. 154 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,047 Oh, my God. 155 00:05:40,049 --> 00:05:42,716 Look out, America. Here come the Moodys. 156 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:45,052 -Wow. -It's unbelievable. Sedona leather captain's chairs, 157 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:46,703 two flat-screen TVs. 158 00:05:46,705 --> 00:05:48,329 It's got everything. Go ahead, look inside. 159 00:05:48,331 --> 00:05:49,948 Sean, I know we're outside, 160 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,207 but could we use our indoor voices? 161 00:05:51,209 --> 00:05:53,209 I just put the baby down. 162 00:05:53,211 --> 00:05:55,303 Yeah, okay, whatever. What do you think, hon? 163 00:05:55,305 --> 00:05:56,655 -It's nice. -Honey, "nice"? 164 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,624 I got you the Taj Mahal on wheels, hon. 165 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,292 -It's huge. -I mean, imagine us driving down 166 00:06:00,294 --> 00:06:02,736 -to Florida in this thing. -Yeah, that would be nice. 167 00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:04,238 Okay, there's that word again. 168 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,131 -I'm coming down! -BRIDGET: Wow, an oven and a microwave. 169 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,057 This is nicer than my brownstone. 170 00:06:08,059 --> 00:06:11,578 Oh, my God, Bridget, you're rich. We get it. 171 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,229 What's going on? 172 00:06:13,231 --> 00:06:14,489 -I... -What? 173 00:06:14,491 --> 00:06:16,083 -I can tell you hate it. -See, you always do that. 174 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:19,903 You always expect me to react a certain way, and... 175 00:06:19,905 --> 00:06:22,238 I just expected you to be happy. You know? 176 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,483 Can you take off the hat? It's distracting A.F. 177 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,168 -Well, it's just, uh, it's... -What? 178 00:06:26,170 --> 00:06:27,594 Okay, it's so big. 179 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:30,489 Can I even get my car out of the garage? I don't think so. 180 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,990 All right. You know what? Everybody, come on out. 181 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,249 She hates it. I'm taking it back. 182 00:06:33,251 --> 00:06:34,751 ANN: No-- Well, if you think 183 00:06:34,753 --> 00:06:36,437 that that's smart. 184 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:37,512 I was bluffing. 185 00:06:37,514 --> 00:06:39,255 Now I really am gonna take it back. 186 00:06:39,257 --> 00:06:40,849 -Wow, awesome. -Yeah, well, don't get too used to it, 187 00:06:40,851 --> 00:06:42,517 -'cause it's going back right now. -I love it. 188 00:06:42,519 --> 00:06:43,835 -No. -Yeah, too bad. -I liked it. 189 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,279 SEAN SR.: She hates it. 190 00:06:45,281 --> 00:06:48,431 -(indistinct chatter) -Try to do the right thing... 191 00:06:48,433 --> 00:06:50,358 Hey, is there anybody behind me? 192 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,578 -Uh, all clear. -Okay. 193 00:06:54,865 --> 00:06:57,849 -Oh! -Oh, my God! 194 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,460 -Oh, my God. -(baby crying) 195 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:01,036 Woke the baby. 196 00:07:01,038 --> 00:07:03,038 SEAN JR.: I'll go get the sledgehammer. 197 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,173 (sighs) 198 00:07:08,787 --> 00:07:10,179 (panting) 199 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:13,198 Oh, my God. Nick. 200 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,958 -Bridget. -(chuckles): Hi. 201 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,627 -Hi. Yeah, I, um... -What are doing here? Sorry. I'm really gross. 202 00:07:17,629 --> 00:07:20,222 -I-I moved back six months ago. -No way. 203 00:07:20,224 --> 00:07:21,631 Yeah. This is my place. 204 00:07:21,633 --> 00:07:22,799 -Wow. -Yeah. 205 00:07:22,801 --> 00:07:24,059 It's really good to see you. 206 00:07:24,061 --> 00:07:25,301 Yeah. Yeah, you, too. 207 00:07:25,303 --> 00:07:27,971 You... you look fantastic. 208 00:07:27,973 --> 00:07:29,214 Oh... no. 209 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,991 I feel like I look really gross. 210 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:32,384 Also, a little dizzy. 211 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:33,660 It's my first jog of the season. 212 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,220 -Oh. -Wow. 213 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,404 What's with the hair? 214 00:07:36,406 --> 00:07:38,573 -I like it. -Oh. Yeah, no, thanks. 215 00:07:38,575 --> 00:07:41,243 -Well, I quit Burns & Harrington, so... -Really? 216 00:07:41,245 --> 00:07:43,228 -Yeah. -You were so excited about that job. 217 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,914 I-I was, and then, you know, I was in an office 218 00:07:45,916 --> 00:07:49,343 on the Fourth of July, doing tax work for an oil company, 219 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:51,253 and I-I'm boring myself just telling you. 220 00:07:51,255 --> 00:07:53,329 -(chuckles) -I-I just had a come to Jesus moment. I quit. 221 00:07:53,331 --> 00:07:55,073 I-I joined the NRDC. 222 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,517 That's amazing. 223 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:59,019 -You don't know what that stands for. -Not a clue. 224 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:00,354 It's-it's environmental law. 225 00:08:00,356 --> 00:08:02,080 So I'm-I'm still doing litigation 226 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,506 but for the good guys. 227 00:08:03,508 --> 00:08:04,841 -Okay, so that is amazing. -It is. Yeah. 228 00:08:04,843 --> 00:08:07,194 They even encourage you to, uh, to see the world, 229 00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:09,104 so I'm getting ready for a climb in Patagonia, 230 00:08:09,106 --> 00:08:11,089 -hence the breaking in of these babies. -Whoa. 231 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:14,368 Yeah, they are the biggest and the yellowest on the market. 232 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:15,702 (laughs) 233 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,186 You okay? Your lips are getting a little blue. 234 00:08:17,188 --> 00:08:18,930 Yeah, no, I'm a little freezing. 235 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,189 (both laughing) 236 00:08:20,191 --> 00:08:21,858 -Just go, run. Finish it. Please. -Okay. Okay. 237 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:23,693 -By all means. -Well, hey, I jog by here all the time. 238 00:08:24,529 --> 00:08:26,438 Don't know why I said that. I don't. 239 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,864 -That's a flat-out lie. -Right. 240 00:08:27,866 --> 00:08:30,292 But i-it is a New Year's resolution of mine, 241 00:08:30,294 --> 00:08:31,885 so maybe I'll see you around. 242 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:34,203 Well, I'm always out here taking stuff out of my car. 243 00:08:34,205 --> 00:08:35,614 -(laughs): Okay. -So... (chuckles) 244 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,373 Maybe we could grab coffee or something. 245 00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:38,784 -I'd love that. -Okay. 246 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,043 I'm at the same number. 247 00:08:40,045 --> 00:08:41,303 Me, too. 248 00:08:41,305 --> 00:08:43,438 -Okay. Bye. -All right. Bye. 249 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:46,066 (sighs) 250 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:52,573 Ah. How bad are you freaking out right now? 251 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,299 About what? 252 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,651 About moving in with Cora. 253 00:08:56,653 --> 00:09:00,229 You-You're a notorious commitment-phobe. 254 00:09:00,231 --> 00:09:02,231 This can't feel natural. 255 00:09:02,233 --> 00:09:04,159 I hadn't met the right person. 256 00:09:04,161 --> 00:09:06,069 -Now I have. -Oh, okay. 257 00:09:06,071 --> 00:09:07,963 Ah, I love this narrative. 258 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:10,573 It is 100% fiction, but I love it. 259 00:09:10,575 --> 00:09:11,833 Um, here's nonfiction. 260 00:09:11,835 --> 00:09:14,595 Tonight, you will be together in your apartment. 261 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,488 You will be brushing your teeth together, 262 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:17,823 'cause that's what couples do. 263 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:19,600 You're gonna catch a glimpse of the two of you, 264 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:23,161 and then it's gonna dawn on you that you have no way out. 265 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:26,273 There's no going back, because you quit your job. 266 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:28,424 You left your rent-controlled apartment. 267 00:09:28,426 --> 00:09:30,352 You moved halfway across the country. 268 00:09:30,354 --> 00:09:33,188 And then you will freak the hell out. 269 00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:34,931 Looking for this? 270 00:09:34,933 --> 00:09:36,024 I-I called that one. 271 00:09:36,026 --> 00:09:37,692 That's the last one. I called dibs on it. 272 00:09:37,694 --> 00:09:39,694 Oh, I know. But, um, as I was listening 273 00:09:39,696 --> 00:09:42,623 to Mom's graduation speech, all 26 minutes of it, 274 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:45,200 I realized that you don't deserve it. 275 00:09:45,202 --> 00:09:47,110 Dan, I called dibs. 276 00:09:47,112 --> 00:09:48,687 -I know. -Dan! 277 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,631 I called dibs! (grunts) 278 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,448 -Damn it! -(panting) 279 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:54,301 -You son of a... -If you're heading out, 280 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,361 Pulaski's down to one lane for water maintenance. 281 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,305 Don't you do-- I can't go out on the street. 282 00:09:58,307 --> 00:09:59,865 My ankle bracelet. Dan, you know that. 283 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:03,034 -Dude, I wouldn't do that to you. -Okay, so... 284 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,536 Actually, I would. 285 00:10:04,538 --> 00:10:05,979 Come on, man. 286 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,389 So, now I guess the question 287 00:10:07,391 --> 00:10:08,874 you've got to ask yourself is this: 288 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:12,878 Is this cupcake worth another week of house arrest? 289 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,896 -Uh... -I'm just gonna put it here. 290 00:10:14,898 --> 00:10:17,491 No! It's on the ground. 291 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:19,493 Who knows? I mean, it's pretty cold. 292 00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:22,311 Should still be fresh tomorrow when you're a free man. 293 00:10:22,313 --> 00:10:24,239 I'll see you in hell! 294 00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:26,166 -Ah! Damn you! -(grunts) 295 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:28,585 (both grunting) 296 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,217 (screams) 297 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,511 (vehicle approaches) 298 00:10:38,830 --> 00:10:40,514 No...! 299 00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:44,434 If you planned that on purpose, I'm very impressed. 300 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:47,604 -(Sean Jr. sighs) -Wait. 301 00:10:48,506 --> 00:10:49,597 Is that Marco? 302 00:10:50,467 --> 00:10:51,917 It's all-- No, it's all good. It's all good. 303 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:54,528 I was gonna come back inside, but I'm not ready yet. 304 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:56,771 -It's all good. -Thought you said he was over this? 305 00:10:56,773 --> 00:10:57,847 I thought he was. 306 00:10:57,849 --> 00:11:00,492 He was Mr. Happy-Go-Lucky in Slovenia. 307 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:05,205 MARCO: Love you, coz. 308 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,407 So, you have no idea why I'm upset? 309 00:11:07,409 --> 00:11:10,452 'Cause I spent a bunch of money without asking you? 310 00:11:10,454 --> 00:11:12,787 -Really? That's what you think? -Well... (sighs) 311 00:11:12,789 --> 00:11:14,715 Can we just get to the part where you give me the answer? 312 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,291 -Okay? -Do you have any respect 313 00:11:16,293 --> 00:11:18,201 for what I'm trying to do 314 00:11:18,203 --> 00:11:20,387 -with my life right now, Sean? -Oh, yes. I know the answer to this one. Yes. 315 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:22,371 You know, I have patients who count on me. 316 00:11:22,373 --> 00:11:25,283 -I cannot believe this. -Honey, you have, like, two clients. 317 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,785 Yes, I am starting a business, Sean. 318 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,453 And I'm winding one down. 319 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:29,804 Oh, so what you want is more important than what I want? 320 00:11:29,806 --> 00:11:32,640 That's a series of landmines. I'm not getting involved. 321 00:11:32,642 --> 00:11:34,735 -I just want to be seen, Sean. Just... -Oh, I see you, honey. 322 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,236 All I see is you, right now. 323 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,738 -Taking away my RV. -The RV... 324 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,222 We can't go on vacation, we can't go away for long weekends. 325 00:11:39,224 --> 00:11:40,407 -The RV. -It's crazy talk. 326 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,484 It's a symbol. It's a symbol, Sean. 327 00:11:42,486 --> 00:11:44,135 -Symbol of what? -Of you never being supportive. 328 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,470 -You never... -I'm never supportive? 329 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,729 -No, you're not. -Oh, okay. Okay. 330 00:11:46,731 --> 00:11:48,415 -Somebody's globalizing. -Oh, and there you go, 331 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,308 using my psychology terms against me. 332 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,734 -It's so... -Yeah, okay, well, now you know what it feels like, okay? 333 00:11:51,736 --> 00:11:53,569 You know what? Forget it. Just you-- Just go. 334 00:11:53,571 --> 00:11:55,814 Maybe when you're done projecting, we can unpack this. 335 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,665 -Go. No, actually, you stay. -No, I'm not going. 336 00:11:57,667 --> 00:11:59,501 -Stay and fold. -No, no. No, no, no, no. No, I'm going. 337 00:11:59,503 --> 00:12:01,169 -No, I'm going. -No, 'cause I'm angrier than you. 338 00:12:01,171 --> 00:12:02,654 -I'm going to the bathroom. -And I'm not going 339 00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:03,913 'cause you told me to. I'm going 'cause I feel like going. 340 00:12:03,915 --> 00:12:05,507 Here we are. 341 00:12:05,509 --> 00:12:06,767 (both laughing) 342 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,010 -Our apartment. -"Our apartment." 343 00:12:09,012 --> 00:12:11,754 -Yeah. Yeah. -I like the sound of that. Oh, I just... 344 00:12:11,756 --> 00:12:13,999 I just realized I don't even have a key yet. 345 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,424 Yes, you do. 346 00:12:15,426 --> 00:12:16,425 I do? 347 00:12:16,427 --> 00:12:18,503 ♪ I got a little money... ♪ 348 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:19,671 (chuckles) 349 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:21,931 Cora. Whoa, that's... 350 00:12:21,933 --> 00:12:24,342 -It's really sweet. -♪ All I need is your love ♪ 351 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,602 -(laughs): Open the door. -And it's mine. 352 00:12:26,604 --> 00:12:28,121 MARCO: Yeah, thanks for hanging, coz. 353 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:30,198 I got a lot of big feelings. 354 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,441 -I miss Cora. -I know. I know. 355 00:12:32,443 --> 00:12:35,203 You just need to get your Slovenian mojo back. 356 00:12:35,205 --> 00:12:37,689 (blows raspberry) Best 22 days of my life. 357 00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:40,025 -That place casts a spell. -Yeah, we were gods. 358 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,710 Hey, what was that girl's name? The one you wanted to marry? 359 00:12:42,712 --> 00:12:44,287 Katrinka. 360 00:12:44,289 --> 00:12:45,864 We still text, you know. 361 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,867 I-I'm pretty sure the attraction is immigration-based, 362 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,644 but I'm 100% sure I don't care. 363 00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:53,129 Hey, remember when we stood up on the bar at that chalet 364 00:12:53,131 --> 00:12:55,816 and sang "Sugar, Sugar" and everyone joined in? 365 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:59,210 Man, i-it felt like the whole village was singing. 366 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,712 I-I miss that zest. 367 00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:03,214 It's the plum brandy. They drink it like water. 368 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:06,493 Yeah, actually, you know, I... 369 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:09,737 may have smuggled a few bottles of that stuff back here. 370 00:13:09,739 --> 00:13:12,315 Then why are we drinking beer? 371 00:13:12,317 --> 00:13:14,483 -Very good question. -BRIDGET: Ooh. (sighs) 372 00:13:14,485 --> 00:13:15,743 I was gonna shower, but this looks way better. 373 00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:19,339 Come on down, Bridget. It's about to get Balkan. 374 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,679 -Try this. -Ooh. Okay. 375 00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:27,722 (music playing faintly) 376 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,758 What do you think? 377 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,093 Mmm! 378 00:13:32,095 --> 00:13:33,687 You're upping your game. Yes. 379 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,522 -(laughs) -Well, it's a special occasion. 380 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:38,917 Our first official meal as, uh... 381 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,436 living together-ers. 382 00:13:41,438 --> 00:13:42,921 Okay. 383 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:47,092 English is my second language, but that's not a word. 384 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,851 No, I think it's a word. 385 00:13:48,853 --> 00:13:50,370 No, it's not a word. 386 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,707 SPORTSCASTER: Chicago has 18 more balls from rookies 387 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,934 -than any other team in the league. -(door opens) 388 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,435 -Hey. -ANN: Hey. 389 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,861 Wow. 390 00:13:58,863 --> 00:14:01,272 -Still got it for 12 hours, I figured I'd... -Oh... 391 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,942 -...make the most of it. -Got to say... 392 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,610 not bad, not bad at all. 393 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,762 It's got some bells and whistles. Check the fridge. 394 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,798 Rosé? 395 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:15,211 Yeah. I stocked it up before things went south. 396 00:14:15,213 --> 00:14:16,471 Listen, Sean, I'm... 397 00:14:16,473 --> 00:14:19,048 No, honey, let me apologize first. 398 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,233 I was out of line. 399 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,976 I, I flew off the handle. 400 00:14:21,978 --> 00:14:23,645 And I'm sorry. 401 00:14:23,647 --> 00:14:25,388 You know, this is the first time that I've had 402 00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:27,482 something that's all my own. 403 00:14:27,484 --> 00:14:30,076 It's not the kids', it's not yours, it's all mine. 404 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,411 I get that. 405 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,304 And, honey, I... 406 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,140 I'm so impressed with what you're doing. 407 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,641 -Really? -Yeah. 408 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,567 You impressed enough to let me turn the garage 409 00:14:38,569 --> 00:14:41,737 into my office now that there's significant structural damage? 410 00:14:41,739 --> 00:14:42,981 Wow. (laughs) 411 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,499 Just go for the jugular. 412 00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:46,985 -So that's a yes? -While you have me down, 413 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,261 yes, okay? 414 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,988 -It's a yes. -Good. 415 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,340 I just had this crazy idea. 416 00:14:52,342 --> 00:14:55,160 I saw us driving down to Florida, you know? 417 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:57,771 You and me, no kids, right? 418 00:14:57,773 --> 00:15:00,256 Sitting out under the... 419 00:15:00,258 --> 00:15:02,167 gigantic awning 420 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,185 and, uh, watching the sun set 421 00:15:04,187 --> 00:15:06,688 over the Gulf of Mexico. I've just gotten 422 00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:08,356 a clean scan. 423 00:15:08,358 --> 00:15:10,433 We're beginning the next chapter of our lives 424 00:15:10,435 --> 00:15:12,026 on our own. 425 00:15:12,028 --> 00:15:13,102 Now who's going for the jugular? 426 00:15:13,104 --> 00:15:14,603 I'm just getting started. 427 00:15:14,605 --> 00:15:16,939 ("Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" by Meat Loaf playing) 428 00:15:16,941 --> 00:15:18,959 Oh, my God. 429 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,444 Our first doing-it song? 430 00:15:21,446 --> 00:15:25,039 We will unfortunately forever be linked to Meat Loaf. 431 00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:27,300 Oh! (laughing) 432 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:32,180 ♪ Baby, we can talk all night ♪ 433 00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:37,869 ♪ But that ain't getting us nowhere... ♪ 434 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:42,207 -We had to pick that song. -Oh, my God, okay, okay, okay. 435 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,209 Keep it-- I'll find some long weekends 436 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:46,044 to get away. It'll be... 437 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,803 No, no, I'll take this back and we'll-- we can rent this model 438 00:15:47,805 --> 00:15:50,657 again whenever you... see a long weekend coming up. 439 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:54,219 You know, you don't have to take it back tonight, do you? 440 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,054 -No, I don't. -Yeah, you don't. 441 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,572 I got to talk to my therapist. 442 00:15:57,574 --> 00:16:00,000 -What's your problem? -I'm... 443 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,835 too attracted to my wife. 444 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,911 -Oh, no, what are you gonna do? -Yeah... 445 00:16:03,913 --> 00:16:05,321 I don't know. 446 00:16:05,323 --> 00:16:06,172 ♪ 447 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,323 -(whooping) -Let's party! 448 00:16:07,325 --> 00:16:09,400 ("Gringo" by Parov Stelar playing) 449 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,636 (singing in foreign language) 450 00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:18,309 ♪ 451 00:16:24,008 --> 00:16:25,416 This stuff is incredible. 452 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,602 I'm, like, buzzed but I'm also energized. 453 00:16:27,604 --> 00:16:29,195 -Right? -You know, 454 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,605 the Slovenian soldiers used to drink this 455 00:16:30,607 --> 00:16:32,198 for breakfast during the First World War. 456 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,093 -Right. -Tha-That's why they famously 457 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,369 almost won. 458 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,687 Oh, my God, do you know who I ran into today? 459 00:16:38,689 --> 00:16:40,022 Nick. 460 00:16:40,024 --> 00:16:41,933 -College boyfriend Nick? -Mm-hmm. 461 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,434 He moved back to Chicago. 462 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,286 He's, like, a lawyer for trees and fish. 463 00:16:45,288 --> 00:16:47,196 I'm thinking about texting him. 464 00:16:47,198 --> 00:16:49,031 That guy was dreamy. 465 00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:50,108 Yeah, he was the best. 466 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,125 He was the best. 467 00:16:51,127 --> 00:16:52,201 He has the best hair. 468 00:16:52,203 --> 00:16:53,628 I just want to tousle it. 469 00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:56,056 Probably should've married him instead of Doug the Drip. 470 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,207 I-I can say that now. 471 00:16:58,209 --> 00:16:59,300 The divorce is final. 472 00:16:59,302 --> 00:17:01,302 -Mm-hmm. -Nobody liked Doug. 473 00:17:01,304 --> 00:17:02,545 I want to text Nick. 474 00:17:02,547 --> 00:17:04,713 -(laughing): Should I text him? -No. 475 00:17:04,715 --> 00:17:07,792 -I'm gonna do it. -Don't send him any nudes, Bridge. Learn from your coz. 476 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,794 -I'm just gonna say hi. -That stuff's out there forever. 477 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,388 Bridget, don't drunk-text him. What are you doing? 478 00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:14,240 No, I-- you're right-- I should have... 479 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,801 married Nick. I mean, we'd have a baby by now. 480 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,303 A baby...? Give me that! 481 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,229 -You have a crazy look in your eyes. -Okay, okay, okay! 482 00:17:20,231 --> 00:17:22,473 I'm gonna take my dignity, I'm gonna go to bed. 483 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,733 -And the pretzels, too, apparently. -Hey, you may have 484 00:17:24,735 --> 00:17:26,978 some incredibly vivid dreams-- write that stuff down. 485 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,905 -There's insight there. -Okay, I'll remember. Good night. 486 00:17:29,907 --> 00:17:31,499 More Ojenz, coz? 487 00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:33,417 (grunting loudly) 488 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,838 Oh, you know, it's bonkers we can't get 489 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,156 this stuff in the States. 490 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,100 It's, it's a major hole in the market. 491 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,826 Well, we could import it. 492 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,678 We should import it. 493 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,105 We have to import it. 494 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,439 It could be the new mescal. 495 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:47,665 I'm dead serious. 496 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,608 I'm beyond dead serious. 497 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,092 You can't play with me, man. 498 00:17:50,094 --> 00:17:51,594 Starting next week, I'm an AC man. 499 00:17:51,596 --> 00:17:53,596 I need something to make me feel alive. 500 00:17:53,598 --> 00:17:55,840 Dude, I feel like we're both in seeker mode right now. 501 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:58,267 -The wheels are turning, the wheels are turning, okay. -Mm-hmm. 502 00:17:58,269 --> 00:18:00,603 -Okay. -(grunts) 503 00:18:00,605 --> 00:18:02,205 We're not selling liquor. 504 00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:06,292 (exclaims) We're selling a lifestyle. 505 00:18:07,036 --> 00:18:09,354 Does it look a little something...? 506 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:12,373 Does it look a little something 507 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:14,134 like this? 508 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,285 -That's the billboard. -That's the billboard, baby! 509 00:18:16,287 --> 00:18:17,971 -That's the billboard! -(barking) 510 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,306 My God! 511 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,228 BRIDGET: Oh. Oh. 512 00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:35,804 -(wind chimes rattling) -Ow! 513 00:18:35,806 --> 00:18:38,307 (dog barking in distance) 514 00:18:38,309 --> 00:18:40,234 -Crap. -NICK: Somebody out here? 515 00:18:40,236 --> 00:18:42,245 No one. (clears throat) 516 00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:44,480 Bridget? 517 00:18:44,482 --> 00:18:46,499 -Hey, Nick. -Hey, what are you...? 518 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,076 I didn't realize this is your house. 519 00:18:49,078 --> 00:18:51,320 Everything okay? 520 00:18:51,322 --> 00:18:53,822 Oh, yeah, no, I was... (clears throat) 521 00:18:53,824 --> 00:18:55,917 in the... walking by, 522 00:18:55,919 --> 00:18:57,902 and I saw the wind chime and I... 523 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,328 -Okay-- oh! -(retching) 524 00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:00,996 Right on the boots. 525 00:19:00,998 --> 00:19:02,515 I'm so sorry! 526 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,926 Oh, no, don't worry about that. It'll wick right off. 527 00:19:04,928 --> 00:19:06,427 That's fine. 528 00:19:06,429 --> 00:19:07,854 Uh, do you, um, you want to come inside or something? 529 00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,263 No, I'm all set. 530 00:19:09,265 --> 00:19:10,673 Why don't you sit here, I'll get you some water? 531 00:19:10,675 --> 00:19:12,934 I'm just gonna-- I just need to sit for second. 532 00:19:12,936 --> 00:19:15,695 -All right, I'll be right back, get you a towel or something. -Okay... 533 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,739 See you in a bit. 534 00:19:19,183 --> 00:19:20,849 (whispers): No. 535 00:19:20,851 --> 00:19:23,286 What is wrong with you? 536 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,119 (chuckles) This is nice. 537 00:19:32,121 --> 00:19:34,105 -Isn't it? No more sneaking around. -Mm-hmm. 538 00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:36,532 No more long-distance phone calls. 539 00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:38,609 No more sad goodbyes at the airport. 540 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,963 Yeah, now we can be together all the time. 541 00:19:41,965 --> 00:19:43,038 Yeah. 542 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,707 Yeah, we did it. 543 00:19:44,709 --> 00:19:46,517 Yeah. 544 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,594 I love you. 545 00:19:48,596 --> 00:19:51,272 Dan, I'm seriously freaking out right now. 546 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,068 DAN: She's, um... 547 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,128 not ready to live together. 548 00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,072 She says she just wants to date. 549 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:00,573 What'd you say? 550 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,967 I broke up with her. I didn't upend my whole life 551 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,635 in New York to just date. 552 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,061 Ah, that's heavy. 553 00:20:06,063 --> 00:20:08,063 I'm sorry, bro. That really sucks. 554 00:20:08,065 --> 00:20:10,583 Not as sorry as old Roger, 555 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:13,144 who I think was really counting on you guys 556 00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:14,570 for that wedding deposit. 557 00:20:14,572 --> 00:20:16,923 I guess I'll just stay here until I figure things out. 558 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,499 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 559 00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:19,700 Nick's back in town 560 00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:22,095 and I threw up on his brand-new hiking boots. 561 00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,005 -DAN: Ugh. -Nice. 562 00:20:24,007 --> 00:20:25,823 That does make me feel a little better. 563 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,141 Thanks. 564 00:20:28,252 --> 00:20:31,012 God, I'm not gonna be good at dating. 565 00:20:31,014 --> 00:20:33,690 -I'll help you. -Yeah, I'll help you. 566 00:20:34,925 --> 00:20:37,018 I noticed you didn't do that 567 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:38,503 when he said it, um... 568 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,021 Just so you know, I have been 569 00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:42,023 texting a lot with a girl in Slovenia 570 00:20:42,025 --> 00:20:43,508 -who is... -BRIDGET: Oh. 571 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:46,360 Hey, look, it's midnight. You're a free man. 572 00:20:46,362 --> 00:20:48,937 -Oh, my gosh. Let's celebrate. -(Bridget whoops) 573 00:20:48,939 --> 00:20:50,773 -Hamburgers? -Yes. 574 00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:52,183 -On Bridget. -Sure. 575 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:53,534 She has a brownstone. 576 00:20:53,536 --> 00:20:56,462 -To the exit. -BRIDGET: Ow! I can't drive. 577 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:59,782 Oh, here it comes. Ah, it's a long time coming. 578 00:20:59,784 --> 00:21:01,784 It's a long time coming. 579 00:21:01,786 --> 00:21:03,452 Oh, house! 580 00:21:03,454 --> 00:21:06,364 -House, house arrest is over! -There you go. 581 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,866 -Yay. -(Sean Jr. whooping) 582 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,536 (laughter) 583 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:12,979 (keys jingle) 584 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,206 -Oh, that feels good! -Oh, my God. 585 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:18,467 I-Is this, uh, is, is that Mom and Dad? 586 00:21:18,469 --> 00:21:20,653 SEAN JR.: Yeah, yeah, it is. They have a lot more sex 587 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:23,564 -than you think. -Kind of makes me feel bad about myself. 588 00:21:23,566 --> 00:21:24,973 Why are we watching this? Can we just...? 589 00:21:24,975 --> 00:21:26,551 -Oh, yeah, right. -Yeah. 590 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:30,813 ♪ But that ain't getting us nowhere. ♪ 591 00:21:30,815 --> 00:21:34,459 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org