Hey, look at this.
All three of my adult children living at home,
eating my food, and using my gas-powered heat.
How delightful.
So...
-right now... -(mouthing)
I'm gonna go over to the fridge and get some cream,
and there better be enough left for my coffee,
'cause if there isn't, I'm gonna find the culprit
and I will have two of my adult children living at home with me.
Uh-oh.
-(light rattling) -Oh, it's, it's not good.
Ooh, this just does-- I don't think it's gonna...
Uh...
Mmm...
Well, yes.
We remain a family of five.
-Yay. -Oh, good.
Oh, look at this, all three kids living at home. I love it.
-Did you show Dan what you got him? -Oh, no.
-What? -Little Lord Fauntleroy gets special presents?
Let's not keep score, Sean.
-It's one-zero-zero. -BRIDGET: Uh-huh.
I got you your own business cards.
-Wait, business cards for what? -"Dan Moody.
Children's photography, specializing in babies."
-(Sean Jr. laughing) -No, not this again.
I am not taking baby pictures.
16-point linen stock
in Helvetica font because I know you're a snob.
You can pay me back later.
I'm not giving these out.
If you want to stay here, you got to pay rent.
That, my friend, is a family policy.
-Thanks, darling. -That's not even kind of a thing.
Do you do birthday parties and baptisms, too?
I know people at the firm will ask.
Stop. Hey, I'm not working today.
Do you want to have lunch with me?
I would love to, but I can't.
Somehow Nick convinced me to go rock climbing
with him and his girlfriend.
I always wanted to go rock climbing.
-I always wanted to try ayahuasca, too. -Hmm.
-DAN: Hmm. -Sure.
All right, let's go. I think I'm the DJ
today, so it's gonna be Eagles Greatest Hits.
-Oh. -We already went through this with the Doobie Brothers.
-This is hostile interrogation techniques. -Oh, you're lucky.
All right, move it. "Life in the Fast Lane," baby, come on.
("Keep Driving Me Crazy" by Catfish Hodge playing)
SEAN SR.: So, listen,
I got a lot of paperwork to do today,
and, uh... if you think you're ready,
okay, I thought maybe today perhaps is the day,
send you out on a couple jobs by yourself.
All right.
What do you mean, all right?
It's a big thing. It's not, you know...
You know what? I'll-I'll have Jimmy go out with you.
Dad, I got it, it's fine.
That means you can't be TikToking
and, you know, whatever.
-God, you're an old 60. -I'm just saying,
all right, it's not like, uh... you know...
It's a big step-- you're going solo.
Uh, Dad, I'm not sailing around the world by myself.
I'm going to...
416 Rivington Place.
By yourself.
-ANN: How you doing? -Okay.
-How are you, really? -Fine.
Oh, will you please stop killing people in cars?
I was on level five.
You should see the studies
on video game addiction in adolescents.
I mean, it's worse than masturbation.
I'm worried about you.
I mean, it can't be easy
moving back into your parents' basement.
Yeah, Cora dumped me twice in two days,
so I'm not in a great place, no.
I know. I know.
What, are-are you really looking to see if...?
Well, you used to wet the bed when you were really stressed.
When I was eight.
Yeah, remember that incident at Paul Ulibari's sleepover?
I mean, we had to buy them a new couch.
Um, where is this going, Mom?
I think you should talk to Grace.
-Who's Grace? -Who's Grace?
Grace, my mentor.
The director of the Fernwood Wellness Center?
I talk about her constantly.
Do you just completely tune me out?
Dan!
Yeah, what?
Grace-- I think she can help you.
I'm turning my game back on now.
No, but not like as a therapist, more like a friend.
-A cool friend who could... -(doorbell rings)
You have got to be kidding me.
SEAN JR.: Here's your issue.
It is a flame sensor.
-That sounds expensive. -No, it isn't at all.
I got one in the truck.
It'll take like an hour?
-(phone buzzing) -Oh.
Sorry, I got to take this, it's corporate.
Yeah, no problem.
Hey, Marco.
Coz, it's happening.
Everyone just got their quarterly bonus checks.
Major plum brandy opportunity.
We got to pitch them now.
Hey, I'm on a job.
This is our window, cousin.
We need to close before they spend it all
on cigars and cuff links.
Yeah, I-I can't.
I'm soloing.
It's kind of a big deal.
My father almost started crying in the truck.
Hey, I have a question for you.
Do you want to be like George Clooney
and that other hunky guy in the premium liquor business,
or not?
(sighs)
All right, g-give me an hour.
There we go.
Dress sharp. These are my people.
They're very shallow.
Excuse me!
Uh, we had a heater go out at a retirement home,
so it's kind of a first responder-type situation.
Um, yeah, I'll be back before you know it.
-(knocks) -Hey.
-This a good time? -No. I was just adding something,
and now I lost my place. What do you want?
We waltzed right in.
What, are you running a one-man operation?
No, my guys are all out on jobs and Amy's on vacation.
-Everybody gets three weeks. -AL: That's generous.
What kind of medical you offer?
We do, uh, you know-- Nice try.
What do you want? What, are you spying on the competition?
-We have a proposal. -Nah. Not interested.
-We brought lunch, hear us out. -I don't need to.
We got takeout from Lykaios.
Authentic Greek. It's in the truck.
The place with the lamb kebabs and the sauce?
We got a big feast. Wet wipes and everything.
Okay. Conference room.
Well, I don't want to get into all the quirky stuff
that went on in your childhood that led us
to this unfortunate point,
but to recap, um, struggling photographer,
alcoholic father, strong mother figure,
a series of girlfriends,
any one of which he'd be lucky to have,
and yet he discards them like tissues.
Uh, Cora discarded me. I'm the tissue. Yeah.
Okay, yeah, an unwillingness
to accept his part in relationships, so...
-Okay. -Okay.
-Ann, well, I think we have your point of view. -Yeah.
Oh, I know, it's just, you know, I have my mentor here,
who's so important to me, and my son,
who's basically lost, and I'm on
my third espresso, and I have errands to run,
and I have to go to the bank
so I'm gonna leave you two here to talk.
Uh, what? You're just gonna leave?
Well, you know, you can't get real
-when Mom's around. -Really?
-Great. -Well...
she certainly just, uh... (clears throat)
-blindsided you, didn't she? -Totally.
I'm Grace.
-Uh, Dan. -(door closes)
Hello.
-Hi. Hi. -Hi.
You're a natural, Bridget. Isn't this awesome?
Yeah, I wouldn't say I love being up this high. Um...
Bridget, Bridget, literally, you can't fall. Watch.
-Aah, I'm falling! -Oh, my God!
Whoa. Look. Watch.
-Whee! -(laughs): Stop.
Don't do that again.
You can't get hurt. Okay?
Hi. You must be Bridget.
Hi, Jocelyn.
Nick has told me so much about you,
-I feel like I already know you. -Oh.
Hey, we gotta get in shape for Patagones. Let's summit.
Oh, sounds like the gauntlet has been thrown, Bridget.
Shall we show him what's up?
You know, I've never really done this before.
Go.
Oh... oh, my God.
Okay. You can't get hurt.
Yeah, I'm going down. We can go. Thank you.
Two questions. What do you want?
And what's in the yogurt sauce?
Cumin. And we'd like to buy your business.
Well, not for sale.
We know you want to retire, Sean.
Guys, let me explain something to you, okay?
My dad started Moody Heating and AC.
I grew it, and my son's gonna
-take it into the future. -Your son?
The one who burned down the church? Isn't he in jail?
He was briefly under house arrest, okay?
He's a late bloomer.
I didn't mean any disrespect by it.
I got one of those at home, too.
Mine's an influencer, which, as far as I can tell,
means he likes taking pictures while, you know, drinking
and trying on sneakers, but God bless, I love the kid.
Well, my son's not an influencer,
and I have full faith in him. All right?
Okay, well, if you change your mind, give us a call.
-I'm not gonna change my mind. -DIMITRI: Think about it.
-Here's our card. -Oh, I have a card for you guys.
There you go. (sighs)
-"Dan Moody. Children's photography." -Yeah.
Another late bloomer. Very talented.
What you have before you is Ojenz,
premium plum brandy distilled in the cooling waters
of the river Sava.
Give it a little moment to open up.
If you've ever wondered what velvet
and mauve smells like, it's this.
Invented 1,300 years ago, it became popular
when a boy saint and his cow used the elixir
to numb the pain of King Charlemagne
during the removal of an abscessed tooth.
It's a truly incredible story with many
twists and turns to come, but let's talk numbers.
Last year, liquor sales in the U.S.
topped 280 billion.
We don't need ten percent of that,
we don't need five percent; we need .003,
and we walk away with a billion dollars.
SEAN JR.: Flash forward to 1943.
Trappist monks hide the last remaining case
of Ojenz from the Nazis deep
within the Swiss Alps, where it remained
undiscovered until an enterprising snowboarder
-happened upon it and... -(phone buzzing)
Oh, sorry, it's that massive Belgian liquor conglomerate
who've been sniffing around.
Let me-- let me just keep 'em warm. Sorry, guys.
Yes, Father?
SEAN SR.: Hey, how's it going?
You surviving out there?
Yeah, uh...
little hiccup at the Robertson's.
Had to go to the supply house for a flame sensor.
Why didn't you just grab one off the truck?
It is, it is a pre-2010 model.
Then you could have used a converter.
You don't trust me?
I-I trust you fully.
I was just bragging to somebody about how much I trust you.
Okay? Did you eat?
W-What's with the 20 questions?
Listen, you know what, just go back to work, all right?
I'm trying to, but you keep calling me.
I made one phone call. (scoffs)
Whatever. It's a big day, that's all I'm saying.
All right? It's just a big day.
All right, good, you're good.
Thank you. Goodbye.
That's my boy. (sighs)
(quietly): It's going great.
-Yeah? -We're gonna talk specifics
over rib eyes at Guillen's.
All right, you gotta take it from here
'cause I gotta get back to work.
This is work, dude.
-We're on the two yard line. -My father is
all over me; I need to fix this unit.
Do you even have a unit? Come on, man.
This is how deals are made. We must break bread.
But not actually bread, 'cause these cats are Paleo.
Let's go clog some arteries, baby!
And now my dad wants me to do baby pictures, and he has
no idea how insulting that is.
-Because you're an artist. -Yes.
I mean, I know it's a pretentious word,
but I actually feel that way.
Because you have something to say.
Again, pretentious, but yes, I think I do.
But it's just, I come back home,
and I just start questioning everything.
If you think you're enlightened, spend a week with your family.
If I quoted Ram Dass, every member
-of my family would make fun of me. -(door opens, closes)
Because it's lame.
(sighs) She's the supportive one.
(chuckles)
You're gonna be okay, Dan.
(chuckles) Yeah. You really think so?
I think you're gonna be more than okay,
and I think you are gonna have so much fun getting there.
Oh, my God, two hours.
We've been talking for two hours.
I, uh, I can't stay.
-I have a patient. -Um...
-Yeah, yeah, of course, yes. -Oh, my gosh.
-Um... -Okay.
Well, that was much nicer than I thought it would be.
Yes, it really was.
See you soon.
-Uh, yeah, see you around. -(door opens)
(door closes)
(exhales)
(phone ringing)
Hey, Marco.
Guillen's. Get here now.
They're starting to ask legal questions; we need a shark.
No, I told Sean I'm not being your lawyer on this thing.
Come down anyway.
Too many dudes. We need to fix the ratio.
(sighs) You know, I'm just...
I'm not really in a good place right now.
I just kind of want to stay in.
-I just got a new book, so... -Reading?!
Boo. Nerd.
I'm sending a car.
(Bridget sighs)
I think Grace was vibing on me.
Mom's friend?
There's actually something kind of sexy about her.
Okay, the friend of Mom's?
Well, I can't help who vibes on me.
You think everyone vibes on you.
No, she was literally hanging on my every word.
Dude, she's a therapist, she pretends
to be interested in people for a living.
Okay, someone's more of a bummer than usual.
Yeah, well.
Rock climbing with Nick and his girlfriend
turned out to be really demoralizing.
Yeah. Of course it was.
-Why would you put yourself through that? -I don't know.
I thought we could be friends.
You know, I'd go down there and...
he'd be reminded how great I am, I'd get in his head.
He'd start to question things with Jocelyn.
Ah, so you wanted to break 'em up, like a friend.
(sighs) Yeah, I wore my cutest yoga pants and everything.
-♪ Sugar ♪ -(vocalizing)
♪ Ah, honey, honey ♪
(grunting rhythmically)
♪ You are my candy girl ♪
♪ And you got me wanting you ♪
♪ Ah, sugar ♪
(Sean Jr. vocalizing)
♪ Ah, honey, honey ♪
(Sean Jr. grunting rhythmically)
♪ You are my candy girl ♪
♪ And you got me wanting you ♪
♪ Oh, sugar... ♪
All right, I really gotta go now.
It's cool, you can.
-We killed it, coz. -Yeah?
-We did, right? -Yeah.
They're singing our song.
(chuckles)
-Let's go. Mm-hmm. -Let's get it.
Hey, girl cousin.
-You made it. -Well, you sent a car.
What was I supposed to do?
The guy was just kind of sitting out there.
Hey, I'm Bobby. You must be Marco's girlfriend.
No, no, this is my cousin Bridget.
-Although we did kiss once. -Oh, my God.
-I can't believe you remember that. -Rocked my world.
-Third grade, by the swings. -(chuckles)
-We're gonna hit it. -Wait. Wait.
-You in or out? -W-We're intrigued.
We want to think about it.
Monday morning. I'm hunting you down.
I'm at the next desk. I got your stapler.
I know, I know. I love you, bro.
-(gasps) -Yeah, yeah.
Things are looking very promising, cousin.
-Mm-hmm? -Can I offer you an Ojenz?
-O-yes. (laughs) -Yes.
Come on in. I put your phone in the kitchen.
-You're a lifesaver. -Oh...
That's the third time this week I've lost this thing.
-Don't tell my clients. -Oh, I won't.
Hey, do you have time for a cup of tea?
You want to know what I think about Dan.
No, I want to know what you think of me as a mom.
A-plus.
-Really? -Come on. And I'm a hard grader.
All right, let's skip the tea, jump straight to the wine.
I want specific compliments.
Oh, hey, Grace. I didn't hear you come in.
Ooh, are we having wine?
Actually, I'm gonna talk to your mom now.
Yeah, it's grown-up time, sweetie.
-Oh, uh, uh, okay. -(phone ringing)
Uh... should probably get this.
-Okay. -I-I also have a daughter.
-Tell me. -Just got divorced.
I'm about to win $100
if you have any kind of memory at all.
When we stole Dad's car,
-who lost the keys at the beach? -You did.
-I did not! No... -Yeah. Pay up, lady. Yeah.
-(laughter) -BRIDGET: Who's laughing in the background?
-Grace. -She came back?
-Maybe she is into you. -No, I was wrong about that.
Which is weird, I was getting a very clear signal.
I don't know, maybe it's because she's older, my antenna's off?
Okay, I don't care. Bye, Dan.
No, no, I'm not-- I'm not paying you.
I'm calling Sean.
-Oh, hey. Hi. -Hey.
Um, your mother said that I could get
some more wine down here somewhere?
Uh, yeah. Uh, I'll get it.
Oh, no, no, you don't have to get it.
-I'm happy to get it. Just, is it... -Uh...
-...over here? No, no. Hi. -Right, uh...
You know what? I...
I'm s-- uh, so sorry.
That-- was that weird?
Totally.
SEAN JR.: It was absolutely you. You lost the keys at the beach.
-BRIDGET: No, it wasn't. Remember? -It was definitely you.
'Cause Marco was wearing those
-ridiculous cutoff shorts... -Oh...
-(phone beeping) -(whispers): This is gonna suck.
Bye.
(sighs)
(engine turns off)
Dad, I, um, I'm so sorry.
-Move over. -Yeah.
It's a bit-- it's a bit slippery.
(Sean Sr. grunts)
Kind of...
kind of crowded.
Client called me three times.
Had to leave hockey practice to Uber over here.
What's with the suit?
Oh, um, I-I was trying to raise capital
-for this venture... -You know what?
I don't care. I do not care.
I have spent 30 years building up this company's reputation
in this community and you're out to destroy it in one single day.
What's the venture?
I'm having trouble reading the room here.
Do you want me to actually answer that?
Actually, you know what? I don't care.
My plan is to turn this company over to you.
Is that your plan?
It's a fluid situation.
-This-this particular opportunity just kind of... -Okay.
Well, you know what else is a fluid situation?
This company is a fluid situation.
My plan is to keep this company in the family.
I get lots of offers for this company, okay?
But I'd rather keep it with my progeny.
And if that doesn't mean anything to you,
let me know right now.
No, it-it does mean something to me.
Okay. So a simple yes or no answer will do.
Yes, if it's a yes, means this is your career, okay?
This is the fluid situation.
And if it's no, get out of the van.
It's-it's yes.
-It's yes. I-I... -Good.
-I'm in. A hundred percent. -Great.
Get out of the van.
No, I said yes.
I don't care. I'm pissed.
Get out of the van.
(sighs)
Oh, God...
-Oh. It's-it's real slushy. -Mm-hmm.
I own you!
(engine starts)
♪ ♪
Yeah?
You're really committing to this bit, aren't you?
(train horn blows in distance)
That's ominous.
MARCO: Nick's an idiot.
You're a catch.
I don't feel like a catch.
I feel like a lonely divorced woman
-who can't rock climb. -I get it.
I've had, like, zero confidence since Cora dumped me.
-Mm... -Every morning I wake up and I do my affirmations.
I say, "Yo, Marco, you got a lot to offer, man.
You got to start feeling better about yourself, Marco."
But I don't feel better about myself, coz.
That makes me so sad.
Because it's ridiculous. I mean, look at you.
With the charisma and the smile.
-What smile? -(laughs)
I'm not worried about you.
-Mm. -Thanks. You always make me feel better, Bridge.
You're the best, Marco.
The best.
-Oh, my God. -Oh, my God.
Ew.
-That did not happen. -I almost just kissed my cousin.
-No, you didn't. -Okay, I'm gonna, um...
-I'm-- We should go home. -No, I'm gonna...
You sh-- You go first. I'm gonna wait here a few minutes.
Okay, have a good night. Ew.
(tires screeching over TV)
Can I talk to you for a minute?
-Sure. -It's about Grace.
Oh, um... uh, what's up?
Well, you never told me how it went.
Oh, uh, she's nice.
Isn't she?
Yeah. I'm kind of obsessed with her.
Sort of like the cool older sister I never had.
Uh, she-she's not older than you, is she?
You would be surprised.
Seriously. She looks amazing.
Don't you think?
I have no opinion on her looks.
I think she's gonna be a great resource
to help you with all your...
whatever that is.
We'll tag-team you.
Oh, God. Uh...
-Good night, Mom. -See you in the morning.
Unbelievable. She left her phone again.
Senior moment.
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