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I looked it up online
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It's hemorrhoids
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Hmm.
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That's your diagnosis?
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Who should we listen to?
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The doctor or the guy with the inflamed ass
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and the Internet connection?
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Hmm.
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All right, webmd-bag.
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Based on your symptoms,
I'm recommending a colonoscopy.
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What? Colonoscopy?!
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Hey, relax with the upsell, buddy.
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It's a hemorrhoid.
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"It's a hemorrhoid." Duh.
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You would know
since your head's up your ass.
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That was a good one. Hold on a second.
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Go to hell!
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It's just a little hemorrhoid!
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"Go to hell!
It's just a little hemorrhoid!"
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Man, I love that guy.
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Oh, my god.
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I'm so stressed out.
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These patients are such whiny,
complaining bitches.
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You know what I mean?
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Yes, I know exactly what you mean.
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Um, what do you think
might alleviate your stress?
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Well, for starters, my wife could help.
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In what way?
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Well, she could conduct the rest
of this session with her top off.
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We could see where it goes.
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I only do that for paying customers.
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You have change for a $5?
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Nina: Dr. Park?
Both: Yes?
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Your 5:15 is running late.
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Thank you, Nina.
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Ken, what is wrong with you?
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You know, Molly's got
her driver's test today,
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and I'm, like, so nervous.
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What if she doesn't fail?
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Look at her.
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She's our baby girl,
and cars are death machines.
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You said the same thing about
tricycles, seesaws, and puppies.
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Puppies grow up to be dogs,
dogs eventually die.
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Broken heart, drug abuse,
prostitution, death.
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Wow.
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The day I got my license, I was so excited.
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I was waving to a buddy,
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and I drove straight into a parked car.
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But she's not you.
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I know.
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She's like me but popular.
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We have the same number of hands,
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but she has way more people to wave to.
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She's growing up.
We got to give her some freedom.
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Kids don't need freedom. They need...
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What's the opposite of freedom?
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Duct tape.
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They need... To be taped... down.
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Oh, my god.
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You sound like your father.
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No, I don't.
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My father sounds like this.
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Which means...?
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"Tape down. Child cannot run!"
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Okay, come on.
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Mama's got to work.
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Love you.
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Oh, I-I'm sorry.
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It's all right, Mr. Cantos. Come on in.
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Just talk about your kids a lot.
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Gets her super-turned on.
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Hey, buddy.
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What you got going on?
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I'm rehearsing.
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Oh, right, right. Big talent show.
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Lay it on me.
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♪ Get ready 'cause I've had enough ♪
ooh, Katy Perry.
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Sexy yet kid-friendly.
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♪ I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter ♪
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Oh, good god! Is that mime?!
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Oh, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
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Um, Dave...
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And now you're in a box? Really?
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Dave...
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Every kid does one thing in
school that they're defined by,
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and you really don't want yours to be mime,
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because that is an invisible box
that you cannot get out of.
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Oh, you showed dad your mime act?
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Yeah, and he thinks it's lame.
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Dave, I don't think it's lame.
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I know it's lame.
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I am so proud of your originality, honey.
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Why don't you go practice upstairs?
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Uhp. Forgot my box.
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Need a hand with that, buddy?
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No, dad. It's imaginary.
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Come on, alli.
We can't just let this happen.
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We got to protect him.
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We got to support him.
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And this is what he wants to do.
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It's mime!
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You know what the audience
is gonna want to do?
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Ungh!
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Suck it, los Angeles!
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Your traffic just got a little worse!
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Oh, you passed!
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Yay.
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Thanks for being happy for me, dad.
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Oh, Molly, if it seems like I'm not happy,
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it's only because I'm not.
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Of course your dad is happy.
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I'm not. I'm really not.
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Okay, if you can't be happy,
can you be quiet?
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How about that?
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Anyway, I was thinking tomorrow night
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I should probably take dad's convertible.
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Thanks, dad!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't have my car.
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I need it.
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Mom!
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Is it cool if I take your car
tomorrow night?
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Sure. I think there's...
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No. Need that one, too.
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You need two cars?
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Yeah, I'm having a... parade.
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Ugh!
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Thanks a lot, dad.
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What?
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I spend all day listening
to those damaged nutjobs
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on that couch telling me all the ways
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their parents screwed them up.
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Molly's growing up, Ken.
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Rip off the duct tape
or you're gonna lose her.
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Fine, I'll try it your way.
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You're right... I love these kids.
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I would never do anything to scar them.
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Hey, dad, want to...
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Not now, son. A little busy.
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Hey, you know what?
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You can borrow my car tomorrow night.
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Really? What about the parade?
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Well, they're expecting rain,
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and... it was fake, so...
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Thanks, dad.
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On three conditions.
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Number one, no texting while driving.
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Why would I increase my chances
of an accident by 46%?
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And the rearview mirror
isn't for applying makeup.
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It's for safety.
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True, but you can't just rely
on the rearview.
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You have to turn around. Blind spots. Duh.
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Okay, okay.
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Here's something they don't
teach you in driver's Ed.
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If you see a friend while driving,
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do not, under any circumstances, wave.
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Dad, please, no one waves anymore.
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- Really?
- No.
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Hmm.
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I-I-I did not know that. I...
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Um...
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Oh, where are you going tomorrow night?
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Oh, just... studying over at Avery's.
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Avery, huh? What happened to Tammy?
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Eh, Tammy's Tammy, but Avery is Avery,
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and Tammy could never be Avery,
but if Avery wanted,
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she could easily be Tammy
like nine times over.
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Okay, why would Avery want to be Tammy?
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No, dad, no one wants to
be Tammy, except Whitney.
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Eh.
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So, Allison was all like,
"we got to lock her down!"
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And I was like, "no, we got to
give her some freedom."
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There is no way it went down like that.
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She's right.
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Look, I-I did give Molly
the car, but it is killing me.
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Oh, don't let it, Dr. Park.
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Molly seems like a good kid
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You're right she is.
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I tell you she is going
to a friend house for studying
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no bigs.
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Friend's house to study? Mm-hmm.
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What? You don't believe
that's where she's going?
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Oh, no, that's every girl's dream...
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To get her license so she can drive
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to her friend's house to study!
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She's right.
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When I got my license,
I drove straight from the DMV
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to varsha patel's house
to crush some calculus.
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We were so crazy back then.
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Well, I trust my daughter,
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and if she says she's studying,
that's where she is.
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Aww, that is so sweet.
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Did you see that episode of "20/20"
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where that girl borrowed a car
and got abducted?
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Yes.
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Or that "nightline"
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where the little 15-year-old girl
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gets all mixed up in some
crazy stuff on craigslist?
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Yes!
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Or literally any episode
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of "law & order: Svu"?
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Yes!
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Wait, guys, I know
that there are some disturbing
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and repetitive shows out there,
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but Dr. Park doesn't have proof
that his daughter
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isn't where she said she is.
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If it's proof he wants,
there is an app for that.
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- An app?
- An app to track your daughter.
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Really? What's it called?
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"Daughter tracker."
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You want me to download it for you?
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Look, I-I don't know, all right?
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I promised Allison I'd trust Molly.
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You know, but she has been
hanging out with Avery,
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who may or may not be Tammy
or possibly Whitney!
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I mean, I guess it would be good
to know where she is.
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Oh, no, no, Dr. Ken!
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If she finds out that you're secretly
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tracking her whereabouts,
she will never trust you again.
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It is nice to have a daughter
who trusts you.
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Thank you.
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You know what else is nice?
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Having a daughter who's alive!
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Download it.
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No, no, don't! It's wrong!
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I can't do it.
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Oh, thank god! Someone with a conscience!
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I need your pass code.
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Does it say anything yet?
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It looks like she's in a storage container
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headed for Thailand! What?!
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Just messing with you!
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It's still downloading!
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Ken.
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Could I steal you for a quick powwow?
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And, everybody else,
if you could just pretend
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to be busy while you listen in,
that'd be super.
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Hey, Ken, do you remember that patient
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you offended yesterday?
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You know, the gentleman
with the buttocks circumstance
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who's now threatening to sue the HMO?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's threatening to sue?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I can't say as I blame him.
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I mean, I saw the tape.
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And, oh, FYI,
we've installed security cameras
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throughout the clinic.
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It's gonna save us $5 million
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on malpractice premiums this decade alone.
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$5 million? What do we get with all that?
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Nothing.
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Anyhoo, speaking of malpractice...
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Pat, the man needs a colonoscopy.
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With no due respect,
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you're an administrator, not a doctor.
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Damn right I'm not.
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While you were wasting
eight years of your life
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in medical school, I was managing
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three circuit cities to record profits.
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"The mayor" is what some called me.
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You know, because it's a city.
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Circuit city, you know.
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And the mayor's in charge
of the city, so...
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Well, you know, the point is,
Ken, that if we lose money,
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you will not have the resources
you need to treat your patients.
264
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,689
And I'm assuming no diversity brunch.
265
00:11:07,714 --> 00:11:09,748
Damona, I know you want to have
a diversity brunch,
266
00:11:09,773 --> 00:11:11,706
but let's face it...
You're in the minority.
267
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,780
And I will give you two extra vacation days
268
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,004
if you don't report that.
269
00:11:18,203 --> 00:11:18,966
All right.
270
00:11:19,255 --> 00:11:21,816
And you are going to apologize
to the customer
271
00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,481
until he agrees to drop the lawsuit.
272
00:11:23,506 --> 00:11:24,338
And if I don't?
273
00:11:24,363 --> 00:11:25,462
Then I will finally have grounds
274
00:11:25,487 --> 00:11:27,169
to fire your tiny, Asian ass.
275
00:11:29,059 --> 00:11:31,692
Okay, two more vacation days for everybody.
276
00:11:34,856 --> 00:11:35,794
What are you gonna do?
277
00:11:36,064 --> 00:11:37,664
I'm not apologizing to anyone.
278
00:11:37,783 --> 00:11:39,997
If anything, pat should be
apologizing to us.
279
00:11:40,289 --> 00:11:41,221
Spying on people?
280
00:11:41,316 --> 00:11:43,215
That is oppressive and intrusive.
281
00:11:43,529 --> 00:11:45,083
Unless it's your own daughter?
282
00:11:45,108 --> 00:11:47,842
Julie, no one wants to hear
your valid point right now.
283
00:11:49,925 --> 00:11:51,424
Ah! App's downloaded.
284
00:11:51,603 --> 00:11:52,489
Ahh!
285
00:11:53,223 --> 00:11:54,708
Molly is at...
286
00:11:55,874 --> 00:11:58,544
Avery's house, where she said she'd be.
287
00:11:58,614 --> 00:12:00,294
I always said you should have trusted her.
288
00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:01,622
Very disrespectful.
289
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:03,755
You a hot mess.
290
00:12:08,785 --> 00:12:10,017
Hey, honey.
291
00:12:10,455 --> 00:12:11,821
Hey!
292
00:12:11,924 --> 00:12:15,191
So, it's just the three of us for dinner.
293
00:12:15,294 --> 00:12:16,333
Molly's over at Avery's.
294
00:12:16,358 --> 00:12:18,925
Whoa, whoa, look at you
keeping tabs on her.
295
00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:23,881
I mean, give a girl
some freedom, yo.
296
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,202
You're actually doing it.
297
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,560
You're letting go.
298
00:12:27,585 --> 00:12:29,318
I am so proud of you.
299
00:12:29,821 --> 00:12:31,185
And you know who I have to thank?
300
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:32,975
My super-hot therapist.
301
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:36,138
You mean the one that does
those topless sessions?
302
00:12:36,706 --> 00:12:37,738
Really?
303
00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:38,848
For the reals?
304
00:12:38,873 --> 00:12:39,972
Why not?
305
00:12:40,152 --> 00:12:41,271
Ohh! This is gonna be good!
306
00:12:41,296 --> 00:12:42,361
I had a light lunch!
307
00:12:42,754 --> 00:12:44,621
Ooh.
308
00:12:44,646 --> 00:12:46,527
Oh, that's your phone.
309
00:12:46,552 --> 00:12:47,481
Ah, I'll take it later.
310
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:48,825
No, no, no. It could be important.
311
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,783
I know, but, you know,
I'm already over here.
312
00:12:50,808 --> 00:12:53,497
Ken, don't be silly. I'll get it for you.
313
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:56,557
No, no, no, no, no! Aaaaaaaaah!
314
00:13:00,368 --> 00:13:01,668
What's going on?
315
00:13:01,925 --> 00:13:04,692
Allison, I'm not gonna lie to you.
316
00:13:04,943 --> 00:13:08,278
I'm having several extramarital affairs.
317
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,213
No! Don't!
318
00:13:10,282 --> 00:13:11,881
No, it's just gonna break your heart!
319
00:13:11,984 --> 00:13:13,883
I'm nailing all your friends!
320
00:13:13,986 --> 00:13:15,997
"Daughter tracker"?
321
00:13:16,022 --> 00:13:17,655
It's not what it sounds like.
322
00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:19,434
It tracks prostitutes.
323
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,536
And every prostitute is someone's daughter.
324
00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:31,292
Oh, my god.
325
00:13:31,317 --> 00:13:34,255
It's like you're physically
incapable of trust.
326
00:13:34,694 --> 00:13:36,614
Look, I know Molly's smart.
327
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,192
I'm not talking about Molly.
328
00:13:38,539 --> 00:13:40,147
This means you don't trust me.
329
00:13:40,474 --> 00:13:41,653
I know how to parent, Ken.
330
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:44,141
It's not something we can do
behind each other's backs.
331
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,683
Allison, I didn't mean...
332
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,352
Aha!
333
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,655
Molly's not at Avery's anymore.
334
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,505
- She's downtown!
- So?
335
00:13:53,849 --> 00:13:55,536
You know what happens downtown.
336
00:13:55,781 --> 00:13:57,302
Bad things, Allison.
337
00:13:58,563 --> 00:14:00,544
Skid row, strip clubs,
338
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:02,989
and the parking's impossible.
339
00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:08,271
Come on. Let's find her.
340
00:14:08,296 --> 00:14:09,114
Absolutely not.
341
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:10,325
We're gonna wait till Molly gets home
342
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,649
and then hear what she has to say.
343
00:14:11,674 --> 00:14:14,642
No, your hippie/new age approach
has gotten us nowhere.
344
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,114
This calls for my bad-boy ways, yo!
345
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,316
I'm-a get in the mini-van,
346
00:14:20,341 --> 00:14:22,207
drive nine miles above the speed limit,
347
00:14:22,232 --> 00:14:24,544
and give our daughter
the grounding of a lifetime.
348
00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:35,117
Oh, my god. This is a rave.
349
00:14:35,152 --> 00:14:35,840
She's at a rave!
350
00:14:35,856 --> 00:14:37,622
Okay, you know you're not
getting in this club.
351
00:14:37,657 --> 00:14:39,357
- What do you mean?
- Well, not in those clothes, you're not.
352
00:14:39,393 --> 00:14:42,004
Step one, you've got to dress the part.
353
00:14:42,596 --> 00:14:43,527
Hey!
354
00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:47,332
Perfect.
355
00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:48,433
This is hopeless.
356
00:14:48,468 --> 00:14:50,074
You're right. Should we just get dinner?
357
00:14:51,262 --> 00:14:52,979
No! My daughter's in there.
358
00:14:53,004 --> 00:14:53,571
Right, right.
359
00:14:53,607 --> 00:14:55,940
Okay, so there is only one thing
left to do...
360
00:14:55,976 --> 00:14:57,809
Grease the bouncer.
361
00:15:00,947 --> 00:15:01,793
For you.
362
00:15:03,784 --> 00:15:05,316
It's a bribe.
363
00:15:05,352 --> 00:15:07,085
Oh, I know.
364
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,449
You're still not getting in, but thanks.
365
00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:12,223
Do you know who this is?
366
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:14,559
This is Dr. Kendrick Park,
367
00:15:14,594 --> 00:15:17,495
also known as the number-three
general practitioner
368
00:15:17,531 --> 00:15:19,063
in the San Fernando valley.
369
00:15:19,957 --> 00:15:21,199
You really a doctor, man?
370
00:15:21,234 --> 00:15:22,300
Yeah.
371
00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:23,401
'Cause I hurt my shoulder
372
00:15:23,437 --> 00:15:25,170
punching a guy in the face last night,
373
00:15:25,205 --> 00:15:27,172
and now it's making
kind of a clicking sound.
374
00:15:27,207 --> 00:15:28,340
Did I mess something up?
375
00:15:29,142 --> 00:15:30,542
No, it's just mild bursitis.
376
00:15:30,577 --> 00:15:32,210
You didn't tear a rotator cuff or anything.
377
00:15:32,245 --> 00:15:34,345
Ice, anti-inflammatories,
378
00:15:34,381 --> 00:15:36,281
oh, and next time you punch faces,
379
00:15:36,316 --> 00:15:37,449
just try to jab more.
380
00:15:37,484 --> 00:15:38,550
Aah!
381
00:15:38,585 --> 00:15:40,629
Less disruptive on the joint.
382
00:15:41,354 --> 00:15:43,054
All right, all right. Go on in, doc.
383
00:15:43,089 --> 00:15:44,823
Thank you so much.
384
00:15:44,858 --> 00:15:46,391
Thank you, man.
385
00:15:46,426 --> 00:15:47,660
Nope.
386
00:15:51,364 --> 00:15:52,574
Molly!
387
00:15:53,289 --> 00:15:54,933
Excuse me. Have you seen my...
388
00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:55,867
I love you!
389
00:15:55,902 --> 00:15:57,469
What you're experiencing is not love.
390
00:15:57,504 --> 00:15:59,003
It's a massive release of serotonin
391
00:15:59,039 --> 00:16:01,206
and other monoamine transmitters
in your blood stream,
392
00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:02,640
whereas real love is a struggle,
393
00:16:02,676 --> 00:16:05,310
an unending chess match
between two opposites
394
00:16:05,345 --> 00:16:07,178
constantly jockeying for control
of their children
395
00:16:07,214 --> 00:16:08,179
and each other.
396
00:16:08,215 --> 00:16:09,027
That is love!
397
00:16:09,749 --> 00:16:12,083
You are my spirit animal!
398
00:16:12,118 --> 00:16:12,919
Good luck with that.
399
00:16:13,386 --> 00:16:15,086
Have you seen a girl named Molly?
400
00:16:15,121 --> 00:16:16,754
Have you seen my daughter?
401
00:16:16,790 --> 00:16:17,789
Molly!
402
00:16:17,814 --> 00:16:19,316
My daughter is somewhere!
403
00:16:19,926 --> 00:16:21,606
Have you seen a girl named Molly?! Seen...
404
00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:26,731
Molly! I need to find Molly right now!
405
00:16:26,766 --> 00:16:27,899
Hey, you looking for Molly?
406
00:16:27,934 --> 00:16:29,634
Yes, please. It's gonna cost you.
407
00:16:29,669 --> 00:16:30,902
Seriously?!
408
00:16:30,937 --> 00:16:32,904
You want Molly or not?
409
00:16:32,939 --> 00:16:35,306
Here. This is all the money I have.
410
00:16:35,334 --> 00:16:36,266
Where is she?
411
00:16:36,309 --> 00:16:38,559
She's right... here. What?!
412
00:16:39,112 --> 00:16:40,945
You're under arrest
for attempting to purchase
413
00:16:40,981 --> 00:16:43,414
pure mdma, aka Molly.
414
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,016
Ecstasy?!
415
00:16:45,051 --> 00:16:47,018
Do I look like someone
who would take drugs?!
416
00:16:55,962 --> 00:16:56,941
What are you in for?
417
00:16:57,531 --> 00:16:59,030
My daughter has the same name
418
00:16:59,065 --> 00:17:00,999
as a Class-A controlled substance.
419
00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:03,348
Ah! Cocaine!
420
00:17:04,638 --> 00:17:06,457
It's a beautiful name. Very unique.
421
00:17:08,742 --> 00:17:10,137
Oh, Molly, are you okay?
422
00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:11,637
Better than you.
423
00:17:14,414 --> 00:17:16,598
Boy, did I let this one
slip away from me, huh?
424
00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:19,762
I mean, today started out so normal!
425
00:17:20,887 --> 00:17:22,387
Oh, man.
426
00:17:22,422 --> 00:17:24,559
Oh, even when I'm right, I'm wrong.
427
00:17:26,168 --> 00:17:27,102
You weren't right.
428
00:17:27,127 --> 00:17:28,359
She never went to the rave.
429
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:29,627
What? I was gonna go.
430
00:17:29,663 --> 00:17:30,595
Aha!
431
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:31,729
But I couldn't do it.
432
00:17:31,765 --> 00:17:32,519
Aha!
433
00:17:34,629 --> 00:17:35,300
Avery went.
434
00:17:35,335 --> 00:17:37,669
I lent her my jacket
and left my phone in the pocket.
435
00:17:37,704 --> 00:17:39,082
Classic Avery.
436
00:17:40,674 --> 00:17:43,908
I just worry, and I never want anything
437
00:17:43,944 --> 00:17:45,343
to happen to my little girl.
438
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,996
Your father loves you very much, cocaine.
439
00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:54,185
Okay, why don't you two
wait over by the sleeping drunk?
440
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:55,130
Can we touch him?
441
00:17:55,155 --> 00:17:55,801
No.
442
00:17:59,518 --> 00:18:02,566
Okay, full disclosure, I'm not
nailing all your friends.
443
00:18:04,590 --> 00:18:06,887
Although I do think about Mary a lot.
444
00:18:10,496 --> 00:18:12,537
I know that was out loud,
so I'm sorry for that.
445
00:18:12,572 --> 00:18:13,332
Um...
446
00:18:14,608 --> 00:18:15,573
Um...
447
00:18:15,609 --> 00:18:16,457
But you were right.
448
00:18:16,770 --> 00:18:18,303
From now on, we're a team.
449
00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:21,145
I know we have
very, very different approaches,
450
00:18:21,181 --> 00:18:23,514
but it can't be us against each other.
451
00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:24,682
Absolutely.
452
00:18:24,718 --> 00:18:26,217
It's got to be us against them.
453
00:18:27,387 --> 00:18:28,627
I mean, the little one is fine,
454
00:18:28,655 --> 00:18:31,255
but the one with the license
scares the crap out of me.
455
00:18:34,294 --> 00:18:35,560
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
456
00:18:35,595 --> 00:18:36,426
Oh!
457
00:18:37,697 --> 00:18:39,012
Mm!
458
00:18:39,037 --> 00:18:40,004
This just feels right.
459
00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:50,241
Okay. All right. All right. Very funny.
460
00:18:50,276 --> 00:18:51,843
Okay. Back to work.
461
00:18:51,878 --> 00:18:53,344
You all had your fun.
462
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:54,812
Indeed we have.
463
00:18:55,129 --> 00:18:56,581
Oh, and speaking of fun,
464
00:18:56,616 --> 00:19:00,004
look who's here,
undoubtedly for his apology.
465
00:19:02,205 --> 00:19:05,840
Um, circumstances in my personal life...
466
00:19:05,865 --> 00:19:07,027
He did time.
467
00:19:13,199 --> 00:19:16,324
Have led me to realize
that on rare occasions,
468
00:19:16,863 --> 00:19:17,735
I can be wrong.
469
00:19:17,771 --> 00:19:18,936
Actually, you were right.
470
00:19:19,005 --> 00:19:20,340
Of course I was. I'm never wrong.
471
00:19:21,465 --> 00:19:24,660
I ended up getting that
colonoscopy you recommended.
472
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,478
Turns out I had a pre-malignant polyp,
473
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,914
which they removed, but the specialist said
474
00:19:29,949 --> 00:19:31,115
that if I had waited,
475
00:19:31,151 --> 00:19:32,777
it would have turned into colon cancer.
476
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,316
You are a mean jerk person.
477
00:19:37,991 --> 00:19:39,624
But if you hadn't been so tough on me,
478
00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:42,684
I might have been a goner, so... thanks.
479
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,980
Hey, man, stay healthy.
480
00:19:54,098 --> 00:19:55,949
Looks like you can't fire me now.
481
00:19:57,746 --> 00:19:59,551
God, I miss circuit city.
482
00:20:01,191 --> 00:20:02,793
I was the mayor, you know.
483
00:20:06,619 --> 00:20:11,289
♪ I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter ♪
484
00:20:11,316 --> 00:20:13,450
♪ Dancing through the fire ♪
485
00:20:14,095 --> 00:20:15,960
It's not good, is it?
486
00:20:15,995 --> 00:20:17,767
No, it's a train wreck.
487
00:20:18,898 --> 00:20:21,232
But you're right. We have to
give him freedom to...
488
00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:22,127
- Go.
- On it.
489
00:20:22,969 --> 00:20:25,470
♪ Louder than a lion, 'cause I am... ♪
okay, deejay.
490
00:20:25,505 --> 00:20:26,767
Back it up one time.
491
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,841
'Cause y'all about to be blessed.
492
00:20:29,876 --> 00:20:31,072
Let's do this.
493
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:36,192
♪ I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter ♪
494
00:20:36,217 --> 00:20:38,651
♪ dancing through the fire ♪
495
00:20:38,676 --> 00:20:41,610
♪ 'cause I am a champion ♪
496
00:20:41,635 --> 00:20:45,370
♪ and you're gonna hear me roar ♪
497
00:20:45,395 --> 00:20:48,997
♪ louder, louder than a lion ♪
498
00:20:49,022 --> 00:20:52,190
♪ 'cause I am a champion ♪
499
00:20:52,215 --> 00:20:55,884
♪ and you're gonna hear me roar ♪
500
00:20:55,909 --> 00:20:58,158
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
501
00:20:58,201 --> 00:21:00,643
♪ oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
502
00:21:00,838 --> 00:21:03,407
♪ oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
503
00:21:03,432 --> 00:21:05,086
♪ you're gonna... ♪