1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:03,177 Previously onThe Last Man on Earth... 2 00:00:03,220 --> 00:00:05,614 [cow mooing]Look what I did. 3 00:00:05,657 --> 00:00:09,183 Big news, everyone! I'm finally moving in with my husband! 4 00:00:09,226 --> 00:00:10,314 Isn't this great? 5 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:12,273 The best. 6 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:14,014 [quiet whirring, filtered breathing] 7 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:18,888 [sighs] 8 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:24,111 [sighs] 9 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:28,332 Carol... 10 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:31,683 Carol![muffled]: Huh... huh? 11 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:35,731 Is everything okay? 12 00:00:35,774 --> 00:00:37,863 You were making that sound again.All right. 13 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:39,430 I gotta tighten up the mask. 14 00:00:39,474 --> 00:00:42,216 Just... I like to wear it loose so I don't get pressure sores. 15 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:44,740 But it's a... trade-off, huh? 16 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:47,308 Yeah, yeah-- do you have to wear that thing all the time? 17 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:51,181 Oh, Phil-- sleep apnea's a part of who I am. 18 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:54,184 Just like dandruff and aggressive night toots 19 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:55,794 are a part of who you are. 20 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:56,795 Okay. Well, fine. 21 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:59,102 Just please tighten the mask. 22 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:00,669 Yes, my prince.Okay. 23 00:01:00,712 --> 00:01:03,150 [chuckles] 24 00:01:07,371 --> 00:01:09,330 Okay. 25 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:11,332 Mmm. 26 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,508 Mmm, mmm. 27 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:15,510 Hey, Phil, 28 00:01:15,553 --> 00:01:18,687 living together's pretty fun, isn't it? 29 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:20,950 Yeah. Yeah. 30 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:23,518 Quick good-night kiss? 31 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:26,477 [grunts, sighs] 32 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:29,524 [whirring, filtered breathing resumes] 33 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:30,742 [muffled]: Good night. 34 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:32,353 [whirring, filtered breathing] 35 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:33,876 Good night. 36 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,244 Right... 37 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:55,202 Carol? 38 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:58,205 What did you do to the Monet? 39 00:01:58,247 --> 00:01:59,554 Well, 40 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:01,295 this old thing didn't have any life in it, 41 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:03,210 so I painted a fun little dog on it. 42 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:04,385 I saw that. 43 00:02:04,428 --> 00:02:05,212 Hi there, little guy. 44 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:06,952 I call it 45 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:09,433 Dog Bridge, by Monet and Carol. 46 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:11,043 Isn't it better? 47 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:12,610 No, it is not. 48 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:14,656 Please don't paint on my paintings. 49 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:22,794 [wry chuckle] 50 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:27,973 Wait, where are all my magazines? 51 00:02:28,017 --> 00:02:29,758 Oh, you mean the dirty magazines. 52 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:31,325 Yes. Where are those? 53 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:34,589 They're in the garage in a box labeled "Molested Girls." 54 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:38,418 Can you please not move my stuff anymore? 55 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:40,551 Phil, we're living together, so it's no longer "my" stuff 56 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:43,424 and "your" stuff-- now it's "our" stuff. 57 00:02:43,466 --> 00:02:46,557 Fine. Well, please don't move "our" dirty magazines anymore 58 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:48,559 because "we" like them in this room 59 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:51,301 where "we" can get at them more easily. 60 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:53,216 Well, marriage is about compromise, 61 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:55,349 so why don't we meet in the middle here, huh? 62 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:58,439 Why don't you try... 63 00:02:58,482 --> 00:02:59,440 this on for size. 64 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:02,356 A breast exam pamphlet? 65 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:05,097 Ooh. Do your worst. [chuckles] 66 00:03:05,141 --> 00:03:06,664 Carol, I don't want to masturbate 67 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:08,797 to a breast exam pamphlet!Phil! 68 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,800 Did you wash your hands with the decorative hand soap? 69 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:13,454 That's for company! 70 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:14,498 What company are we gonna have? 71 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,413 There are only two other people on Earth! 72 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:19,286 Well, when they're over here, they deserve to be pampered. 73 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:21,070 If you have a problem with my soap use, 74 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:23,072 you can go write it up on the grievance board. 75 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,508 If I can find any room! 76 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:26,858 It's already filled with complaints about you. 77 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:29,339 Well, if I'm so bad, then why do you want to live with me? 78 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:31,341 Because you're my husband and I'm your wife. 79 00:03:31,385 --> 00:03:33,125 And you better get used to it. 80 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:35,954 Where you going?To get used to it! 81 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:38,348 Well, pick up a new attitude while you're at it. 82 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:39,654 I will! 83 00:03:39,697 --> 00:03:42,526 Oh, and toilet paper.[sighs] 84 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:43,701 Oh, and decorative hand soap. You know what? 85 00:03:43,745 --> 00:03:46,182 I'm just gonna make a quick list-- hold on one second. 86 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:50,142 Stupid shopping list. 87 00:03:50,186 --> 00:03:52,188 [muttering under his breath] 88 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:03,895 TODD: I'm just evening it out, up here.MELISSA: Let me see. 89 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:05,288 Okay. You ready?Yes. 90 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,768 Are you sure?I don't know. 91 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:09,336 TODD: Ta-da!I love it! 92 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:10,511 I think you look great. 93 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:11,903 You look great. 94 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:13,688 Mm... 95 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:15,690 Look at that.MELISSA: Cutest couple on the cul-de-sac. 96 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:18,387 [Melissa chuckles] 97 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:23,480 Okay, let's see. 98 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:25,308 Toilet paper, check. 99 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,397 Decorative hand soap, check. 100 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:29,138 Paper towels, check. 101 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:31,183 Coffee filters, check. 102 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:33,707 Lighter fluid, check. 103 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:39,409 Matches, check. 104 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:44,588 There you go, Carol! 105 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,808 I finished your stupid shopping list! 106 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:48,549 Will you let me have my life back now? 107 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:51,943 Oh, you're just up there laughing at me, God, aren't you? 108 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:54,555 Why did you do this?! 109 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:55,338 Why'd you make it seem 110 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,471 like Carol was the last woman on Earth 111 00:04:57,514 --> 00:04:59,473 and thenintroduce me to Melissa?! 112 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:02,737 And then you bring freakin' Todd into the picture?! 113 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:04,173 Oh, so funny, God! 114 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:06,218 I forgot to laugh! 115 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:08,264 So funny. 116 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:11,963 I was being sarcastic. 117 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:16,968 If I only knew then what I know now. 118 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:21,364 I just wish I could have a do-over. 119 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:24,411 I wish I could have a do-over. 120 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:30,068 [tires screech, engine revs, vehicle approaching] 121 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,423 [tires screeching] 122 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:49,218 Oh, my God!Oh! 123 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:51,612 This is amazing! 124 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:53,222 We're not alone![chuckles] 125 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:55,224 I-I'm Gail. This is Erica. 126 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:58,488 Oh, my God. Hi-hi, Gail. Hi, Erica. I'm Phil! 127 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,055 [squeals]So... so were you the one who put up 128 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:01,404 those "Alive in Tucson" billboards? 129 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:02,797 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those were mine. 130 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,276 I-I... I did that.[chuckling] 131 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,974 [chuckles]So, it's just you? 132 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:08,498 You're-you're all alone out here? 133 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:19,553 Yes. Yes, yes. It's just me.[chuckling] 134 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,511 It's just me. 135 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:22,817 Do you mind? 136 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:24,253 No!Aw! 137 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:26,864 [laughing, squealing] 138 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:32,261 Can't believe how alone I've been. 139 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:34,524 You know, just two years, all by my lonesome. 140 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,004 Oh, you poor thing.Yeah. 141 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:39,224 Well, you're not alone anymore. We're here now. 142 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:41,923 Yeah. You are. [chuckles] 143 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:43,925 Well... 144 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:47,581 this is us. 145 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:50,366 [all whooping, laughing] 146 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:52,847 To a man being alive![chuckles] 147 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,501 Alive in Tucson! 148 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:55,850 And then there were three! [chuckles] 149 00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:01,595 Mmm! 150 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,292 This champagne is good! 151 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:05,076 Oprah quality.Mm-hmm. 152 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:11,692 [sighs] 153 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:13,563 So, uh, tell me about yourselves. 154 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:17,262 Erica, do I detect a little accent? 155 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:18,350 Yes, you do, Phil. 156 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:20,048 I thought as much. [chuckles] 157 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:21,484 I was born in Sydney 158 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:24,705 and I moved to Brisbane and then Adelaide and... 159 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:26,533 Crikey. That's a lot of places. 160 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:27,621 Mmm.Now, Gail, 161 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:28,709 how 'bout you? 162 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:30,058 Oh, I'm just... 163 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:31,276 a dumb little country girl 164 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,756 from Wilmington, North Carolina. 165 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,717 Now, Gail, I can already tell that you are veryintelligent. 166 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,370 Youare 167 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:40,721 the smart one-- those billboards. 168 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:43,332 That was genius. 169 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,334 I don't know about genius. E = MC squared. 170 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:47,336 "I" before "E" except after "C." [chuckles] 171 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:48,424 Sorry, that just popped out. 172 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,556 [all laughing] 173 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:51,645 Anyway, my hubby and I had a restaurant 174 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:53,560 on the waterway there. 175 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:55,082 Oh, my God. I love restaurants. 176 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,519 Love waterways, too. 177 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:59,566 Yeah. And, uh, how did the two of you guys meet? 178 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:02,525 Well, after the virus, I started doing things on my bucket list. 179 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:03,744 And, um, we ran 180 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:05,354 into each other at the White House. 181 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:07,748 I'm kind of a political nerd. 182 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,576 Oh, me, too! Oh, donkeys and elephants. 183 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:12,535 Love 'em both. Love the process. 184 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:15,669 So, anyway, we've been traveling together ever since. 185 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:17,366 Mm...ERICA: This is crazy. 186 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:19,890 We thought we were the only two people left on Earth. 187 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,413 So I guess, 188 00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:25,548 uh, that's the end of that... chapter. 189 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:27,594 [both giggling] 190 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:31,772 GAIL: Of course, 191 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:33,948 maybe Phil's not even into girls. 192 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:35,993 [laughing] 193 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:40,955 "Maybe Phil isn't into girls." 194 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:42,957 I got news for you, lady. [chuckles] 195 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,350 I'm v... Yeah, very much into girls. 196 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:47,918 Well, I got to have some more of that champagne 197 00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:49,659 or I'm literally gonna die. 198 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:51,574 I got it. I got it. 199 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:52,793 Here you go. 200 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,925 Ooh, Phil. You were married? 201 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:56,797 Uh... oh... 202 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,538 well, um... 203 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:01,410 You don't have to answer. 204 00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,412 There's no need to dredge up the past. 205 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,980 Gail's right. The past is the past. 206 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:07,808 To the future. 207 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:11,594 You know what? I-I should probably head out for a few. 208 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:12,943 Oh, no. 209 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:15,163 Did we scare you off?Oh, no, no, no. 210 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,860 I just got to go deal with some stuff. 211 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:19,820 You know, feed the meter, check the stove, drop by the bank. 212 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:20,995 Do you want to come back for dinner? 213 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:26,435 I would love to come to dinner. 214 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:27,654 So... 215 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,612 I will see you guys in a couple hours. 216 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:32,049 Uh... to the future. 217 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,408 CAROL: There you are. 218 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:45,846 Where have you been? 219 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,978 I've been worried sick about you. 220 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:50,198 Uh, just out getting you your items. 221 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,634 [chuckles]You got the toilet paper. 222 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:52,766 Well, that's not all. 223 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,637 I got you everything on your shopping list, you know. 224 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,247 Uh, and not out of obligation or guilt. 225 00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:57,684 Definitely not out of guilt. 226 00:09:57,727 --> 00:10:00,077 Hotel sundries? I love this stuff!Yeah. 227 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:03,777 Wait, Phil, what were you doing at a hotel? 228 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,039 Meeting your mistress? 229 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,694 [chuckling]: Carol... Oh, oh, Carol... Good one. 230 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:09,870 [chuckling] 231 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:10,784 Phil, I'm not a dummy. 232 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:13,003 We both know what you were up to today. 233 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:15,005 We do? 234 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,485 Yeah. 235 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,532 You were finding your smile. 236 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,360 You got out of the house, 237 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:25,102 you had a little alone time, and you started to find your smile. 238 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:26,669 Yeah.You know that term? 239 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,454 Finding your smile? It's from City Slickers. 240 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,761 The movie City Slickers? Yeah. 241 00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:32,675 Okay. 242 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,503 Bill Crystal's having some life problems, 243 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:37,027 so he goes to a dude ranch to find his smile. 244 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,726 And...?Oh, he finds it. 245 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,031 Oh, good for him. 246 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,033 Yeah, he just needed to get away.Good. 247 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:44,905 Hmm... you know, 248 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,689 Carol, maybe you're right. 249 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,256 Having a little time to myself today 250 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,823 really got my juices flowing. 251 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,521 I mean, I'm like a frigging juice factory right now. 252 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,392 Well, your juices should never go stagnant. 253 00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:55,742 I mean, they could coagulate. 254 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,961 Yeah! No, they could. 255 00:10:58,005 --> 00:10:59,397 They could, they could. 256 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,965 You know, what if I were to go do some camping tonight? 257 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,706 You know, get out there and... 258 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,577 and really look at the man in the mirror? 259 00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,710 'Cause I found, like, a little Mona Lisa smile today. 260 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,495 But I want to find a real toothy grin, you know? 261 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,323 I say go for it, Phil. 262 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,977 Whatever you're doing, it's working. 263 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,979 So keep doing it. 264 00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:17,502 I-Is that an order? 265 00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:18,939 Big time! 266 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,810 'Cause when you smile, I smile. 267 00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,725 [chuckles]Now git. 268 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,118 That's what they say on the dude ranch. 269 00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:25,597 To the dogies. [laughs] 270 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,730 Okay, well, see ya, and I wouldwant to be ya, 271 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:28,992 'cause you're great. 272 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:31,081 Oh, thanks, Phil. 273 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,822 Later.Oh! 274 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,040 What about your camping gear? 275 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,350 Your smile and the moon. 276 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,004 That's my camping gear. 277 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,093 Well, then here's a big one 278 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,574 to get you through the night. 279 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,796 It's a good pic. 280 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,235 [whoops] 281 00:11:57,847 --> 00:12:00,415 Guys, hear me out. I am aware that, on paper, this whole 282 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,634 Gail and Erica situation looks super dicey. 283 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,985 But look, I asked God for a do-over 284 00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,248 and then, like, seconds later, these women showed up. 285 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,859 That seems like an incredibly clear sign to me. 286 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:12,993 And Carol specifically asked me to keep doing what I'm doing. 287 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:16,779 Now, I know that I withheld a few key facts from her, 288 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:19,782 but the bottom line is I think leading this double life 289 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,393 is gonna make Phil Miller a better husband to her. 290 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:25,005 Okay? When I smile, she smiles. 291 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:28,051 But, look, hey, I want to hear your take on this, okay? 292 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,966 If you think I'm making a mistake right now, 293 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,663 please say so. 294 00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,404 No? 295 00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:34,884 Nobody? 296 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:37,017 All right, don't be shy. This is a free speech zone. 297 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,454 Always has been, always will be. 298 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,412 All right, okay. 299 00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:42,849 How do I look? 300 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,198 You guys! 301 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,677 Thank you. 302 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,070 [quietly]: I think he's gonna love it. 303 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,898 I think he's gonna love it.Excuse me, ladies! 304 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,421 We've gotten a few noise complaints. 305 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,641 Hey! Phil! 306 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:53,990 Apparently, you're being too quiet. 307 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,383 [forced laughter] 308 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,864 Whoa, you ladies clean up real nice. 309 00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,866 Right back at you, Phil... 310 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,824 wait, what's your last name? 311 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:05,959 Cormaneau. 312 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,612 Well, Phil Cormaneau, 313 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,223 shall we adjourn to the dining room? 314 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:12,008 I never thought you'd ask. 315 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:17,884 PHIL: [gasps] My God, what's all this? 316 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,276 Gail is an amazing chef. 317 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,625 Aren't you sweet. 318 00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:23,019 Wait, are those raisin balls? 319 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,456 God, no, those are Butterfinger cookie dough truffles. 320 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,197 What are raisin balls? 321 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,069 They're raisins that have been mushed together 322 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,766 by someone's dirty hands. 323 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,681 Well, that sounds gross. 324 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,290 Who would make something like that? 325 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,640 Raisin balls?TODD: Mmm! 326 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:38,426 I'll definitely have one of those.All right. 327 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,210 [giggles]Well, you know, the place looks 328 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,516 really nice, Carol. 329 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:42,647 Thank you, Todd. 330 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,084 I've been working hard to blend 331 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,737 Phil's and my stuff together 332 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,957 in a way that makes both of us happy. 333 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,133 Well, I'm sure Phil's gonna love it.[chuckles] 334 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,482 Where is Phil? 335 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:54,094 Camping. He wanted some alone time. 336 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,096 That's weird.Oh, I don't know, Melissa. 337 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,924 You know, camping can be a very spiritual experience. 338 00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,317 God! Todd, are you in love with Phil? 339 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:01,666 [laughs] 340 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,278 No, I'm not.It seems like it sometimes. 341 00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:06,671 I mean, maybe you should be married to him instead of Carol. 342 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,238 Look, I am just playing devil's advocate here, 343 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,500 because I feel like, you know, 344 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:10,893 sometimes you're a little hard on him. 345 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,025 Well, I don't trust him. 346 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,548 I'm sorry, Carol. 347 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,898 You know I just want what's best for you. 348 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,161 I know how you feel, Melissa, but... 349 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,728 I know what I'm doing with him. 350 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:22,122 And, uh, how much trouble can he get in? 351 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,471 More tequila? 352 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,299 Mmm, mmm, mmm.Your funeral, buddy. 353 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,083 ERICA: [giggles] Here we go. 354 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,084 Close your mouth. 355 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,956 [blows whistle] 356 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,914 [whoops][laughs] 357 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,176 [whoops, laughs] 358 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,786 [whoops][whoops] 359 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:38,138 [whoops]Oh, my God, this guy is amazing. 360 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:41,141 I'm so glad that the last man on Earth is fun. 361 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,359 I'm just relieved that he's cute. 362 00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,057 [chuckling]Right back at you. 363 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,406 Mmm!Oh, this is good! 364 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,538 [laughing] 365 00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:51,194 Mmm, mmm...[Erica laughing] 366 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,501 Oh, oh.[Erica moaning] 367 00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,372 Oh... [laughs softly] 368 00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:57,070 Yes.Mmm. 369 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,202 You guys are liking that food, huh? 370 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,725 [both giggle] 371 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,640 So, Phil, what'd you think 372 00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:05,034 when we first popped out of that car? 373 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,515 Were you like, "Uh-oh! 374 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,299 Who are these two crazy ladies?" 375 00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,736 [laughs] As if. 376 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,086 [women laughing] 377 00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,131 Oh, my God, no, it was like a... like a dream. 378 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,828 Talk about a bucket list. 379 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,221 You got a hot older lady, black girl. 380 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,789 Ooh! Yes, please. 381 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,530 Don't mind if I do. 382 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,793 Older lady? 383 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:29,145 Glad my skin color matched up to your bucket list. 384 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,452 [stammers] 385 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,758 I-I didn't... You know, I didn't mean it 386 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,978 the-the way that it, uh, seems. Appar... 387 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,328 Uh, like, I'm... I did not mean it like that. 388 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,330 Well, then how did you mean it, Phil? 389 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:43,072 You know, I meant it, like, you know, 390 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:46,162 uh... Wh-Wh... It-It, uh... You know, 391 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,251 an extremely attractive, 392 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:51,124 uh, experienced, age-neutral 393 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,603 woman, and-and 394 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:53,822 another, you know, 395 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,999 regardless of skin color... uh, black... 396 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,435 woman. You know, I-I don't even 397 00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,133 know that you're black. I don't... I-I... 398 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,873 You know, I don't know... Do... How do I know? 399 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,353 What are you? I don't know. 400 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:04,572 You know? What are all of us? 401 00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:08,402 Wow, this sure took a turn. 402 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,581 I'm so sorry. I screwed up. 403 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,366 I screwed up. I-I... You deserve to know the truth. 404 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,064 The truth about what? 405 00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,674 A-About Carol. 406 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,067 Who's Carol? 407 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,808 My wife. 408 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,897 Phil's a good person, Melissa. 409 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,073 Well, if he makes you happy, Carol, 410 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,248 that's good enough for me. 411 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,249 He does make me happy. 412 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,164 Sure, he does some weird stuff 413 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:34,602 at times, but his heart's in the right place. 414 00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:37,431 Yeah, Carol is my wife. 415 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:40,608 Well... wasmy wife. 416 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,045 She passed away many moons ago. 417 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,133 Oh. 418 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,441 She died a long, protracted death. 419 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,443 And, uh, you know, 420 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:52,446 I nursed her through it. Every step of the way. 421 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,143 [sighs]I was there for her. 422 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,058 And there were many steps. 423 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,625 I'm just that kind of person. 424 00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,888 Oh. Awful. 425 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:00,932 That's terrible. 426 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,064 Yeah, sometimes I'd be 427 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,066 tamping her forehead with a cool cloth, 428 00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:06,502 and she'd look up to me and she'd say, 429 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,330 through her oxygen mask: 430 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,855 "Phil, you're the best thing 431 00:17:10,898 --> 00:17:12,335 that's ever happened to me." 432 00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:14,945 [crying quietly]Aw... 433 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,425 dear... Oh, my God, Phil. Oh, my God. 434 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,428 She said that. Thank you. That feels good. 435 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:19,646 Mm.That feels good. 436 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:23,085 At the end of her life, she told me... 437 00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:25,566 she said, "Phil... 438 00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:28,176 "get out there, meet other women, 439 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,265 "find your smile. 440 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,224 "Ball's in your court. 441 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,530 I'm dying. I'm almost dead." 442 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:36,185 I just couldn't bring myself to do it. 443 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:39,145 'Cause whenever I see a single woman... 444 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,103 I'm thinking about her in her coffin. 445 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,452 [high-pitched sobbing] 446 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,324 We will get you through this. 447 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,934 We're here for you, Phil. 448 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,892 Mm.Mm. 449 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,242 Hey, Care Bear? 450 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,113 That's what I used to call her.Mm. 451 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,332 Smile found. 452 00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,904 Hey, sorry again for bringing down the party 453 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,211 with my true story about my dead wife. 454 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,299 I have an idea 455 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,214 about how to get this party back on track. 456 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,390 Let's all go skinny-dipping 457 00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:08,565 down at the hot springs. 458 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,132 [Erica laughs] 459 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,352 You are crazy. 460 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,484 A warning, Phil, this lady will have you 461 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:17,400 doing things that you never thought you'd do. 462 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,141 [laughs]So, how about it, 463 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,012 Phil-- are you in? 464 00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,058 [chuckling quietly] 465 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,370 [sighs] 466 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:33,764 Race you to the car. 467 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,157 Aah![whoops] 468 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,203 [all laughing, whooping] 469 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:43,948 Oh, that's nice decorative soap. 470 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,298 Oh, thank you. 471 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,169 Phil got that for me today, from a hotel. 472 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,388 Wasn't that sweet? 473 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:51,347 There, you see? Now, that's a good guy. 474 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,784 You know, we should do something nice for Phil. 475 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:56,352 Show him our appreciation for everything he's done for us. 476 00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,833 That's a great idea, Todd. 477 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,749 Phil deserves a little random act of kindness 478 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:04,012 with a side of senseless act of beauty. 479 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,405 [laughs] 480 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,536 What do you say, Melissa? 481 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,625 I think you guys have had too much wine. 482 00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:09,757 Oh, you know what we should do? 483 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,106 We should go to the party store, 484 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,542 fill the whole house with balloons. 485 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,022 Yes, yes, yes! 486 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,241 I love it![laughs] 487 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,243 Race you to the car.Okay! 488 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,682 [Phil, Gail and Erica laughing] 489 00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:24,989 I love hot springs.Yeah. 490 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,469 They're better than cold springs. 491 00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,993 [all laughing] 492 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,343 Phil, just to save a little time, 493 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,432 why don't you go ahead and get those pants off? 494 00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,434 Carol would've wanted me to get these pants off. 495 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:35,826 Yeah, you're right.Okay. 496 00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:40,004 Wait, what's that? 497 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,005 Holy balls, 498 00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:43,225 it's another car.No... 499 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,445 No, those are lightning bugs. We get 'em here all the time. 500 00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,055 Flash your lights, flash your lights.No, no, no, no, no! No! 501 00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,622 [Erica gasps]They flashed back! 502 00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,363 ERICA: Oh, can you believe it, Phil? 503 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,626 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no...More people must've seen your billboards. 504 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,236 no, no, no, no, no... 505 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,195 no, no...Wow. 506 00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:01,243 Oh... Oh! 507 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,898 Oh.Goodness. [laughs] 508 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,117 [shrieking, laughing] 509 00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,293 Hello! 510 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,033 I guess a hug is in order. 511 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:10,383 [all laughing] 512 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,862 Oh, my gosh.Well, hi. 513 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,124 Oh, my God.This is amazing. 514 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,648 Oh, wow.Wha... I... 515 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,040 I'm Carol. I'm Carol. 516 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,041 Todd!I'm Gail. 517 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,347 I'm Erica. 518 00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:19,653 GAIL: We've gone months without seeing anyone, 519 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,133 and then we meet four new people, all in one day. 520 00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,310 You have to meet our-our nice young man friend. 521 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:25,702 We were just going skinny-dipping. 522 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,835 Ow, yow! [laughs] 523 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,489 Come on!TODD: Yeah. 524 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,142 Hey.Hey. 525 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:33,928 What you doing in there? 526 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,451 Open up. 527 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,279 What is... what is he doing? 528 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,150 What is he do... [laughing] 529 00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:40,456 Hey! 530 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,505 Phil? 531 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,637 Wait, you know Phil? 532 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,683 Phil's my husband. 533 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,948 Surprise. 534 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,210 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 535 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,680 CHILDREN: Uncle Stinky. 536 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,291 [horn honking]