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Previously on
The Last Man on Earth...

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-Jasper. -MELISSA:
There is a little boy out there

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who's confused and freaked out.

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Have you ever been painted?

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We're going back to my place
after dinner,

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and I'm gonna paint you.

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-You're a serial killer.
-I swear I've changed.

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-(grunting)
-You got to believe me.

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I don't kill anymore.

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Jasper?

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Hi.

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(Erica sighs)

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Okay, let's call it a night
and hit it again tomorrow.

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Hey, gals.

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-Any luck finding Jasper?
-No sign.

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Then you'll be happy to know
that we did have some luck.

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(gasps)

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Here, come with us.

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Shh. Easy.

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Easy. We don't want
to scare him off.

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Ladies and gentlewomen,

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feast your eyes on... this.

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-(Karl yells)
-(all screaming)

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(gasps)

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I got him.

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What the hell?

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Hi, I'm Karl.

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(screaming)

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Blanks. (laughs)

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So, yeah, this is Karl.

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Karl, this is the group.

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Sorry. It wasn't my idea.

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Found him on our search
for Jasper,

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and that little rascal, Todd,
thought this would be

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a fun way to introduce him.

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-(Carol gasps) -I couldn't
talk him out of it.

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Ugh, so Jasper is...

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-Still out in the wild? Yeah.
-Idiot.

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Don't call Karl an idiot.
He is our guest.

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Now, come on. Don't be shy.

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Karl doesn't bite.
Do you, Karl?

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Nope.

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No.

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(all laughing)

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Okay, okay. I got another one.

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What's the worst thing

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a prison guard could find
at a wedding?

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-An open bar.
-(all laughing)

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Very fun.

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So, Karl,

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I'm still trying to figure out
how you got trapped in there.

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I mean, don't guards
have all the keys?

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So many keys.

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Like, name a number of keys,

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and it would be more than that.

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But the main door locks,

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they were code-based,

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and I would always forget
the code.

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So much so that they called me
The Code Forgetter.

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-(laughs): The Code Forgetter.
-(all laughing)

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Ugh. And I had to sit there
and take it,

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-'cause it's so true.
-(all laughing)

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Anyway, I needed a change,

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so I came down to Mexico.

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I took up painting,
flamenco dancing.

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I mean, the whole nueve.

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That's, uh, Spanish for nine.

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(stammering): Spanish for nine.
Yeah, knew it.

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Ocho is eight.

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Yeah, life was perfect...

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and then the virus struck.

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It took my wife and her son...

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and his kids and his grandkids.

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Towards the end, it was just me

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and this one other prisoner.

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He was a serial killer.

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(all gasp)

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Killed a lot of people.

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And get this:

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he would eat them.

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-TANDY: What?
-ERICA: Gross.

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No.

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I mean, who would do that?

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That's sick, in my opinion,

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but, after some time,
we formed a friendship.

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I mean, talk about
an odd couple:

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a guy who eats people,

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and a guy who keeps
people-eaters locked up.

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I, of course, being the latter.

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I feel like it's important
for me to get in there, again,

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how strongly I'm against
the use of people as food.

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Yeah, you mentioned that
already.

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KARL:
I was just emphasizing my point.

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They used to call me
The Point Emphasizer.

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I thought they called you
The Code Forgetter.

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-Yeah, but also The Point
Emphasizer. -GAIL: Well, man,

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you must be some kind of saint,

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'cause I could never be friends

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with a psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est like that.

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I guess I am kind of forgiving.

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That's why they called me
The Everyone Forgiver.

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-You sure had a lot of
nicknames. -KARL: Yeah.

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They used to call me
The Nickname Accumulator.

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Anyway, look.

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I'm gonna go hit the hay.

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(sighs)

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I honestly never thought
I'd get this chance again,

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so thank you.

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-Good night.
-CAROL: Good night.

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ALL:
Aw.

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What a neat guy.

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Yep. Handsome.

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Ah, wow.

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-Something smells delicious.
-GAIL: Oh.

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Well, you must be smelling
something else,

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'cause it smells like hell
in here.

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I-I just burned my hair on that
fricking curling iron.

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Burned my finger, too.

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Oh.

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That's what the smell was?

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Ick. That is awful.

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Pee-yew. I mean, who could
possibly like a smell like that?

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Disgusting smell.

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Ah.

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I'm really glad you're here.

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Erica's birthday's coming up,

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and I wanted to get her
something nice,

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and you mentioned
that you used to paint.

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I was wondering

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if you'd consider doing
a portrait of me

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that I could give her?

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I don't paint anymore.

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Just a lot of bad emotional
connections to it,

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so it's a real...
talk-to-the-hand for me.

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Sorry. Sad face.

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Oh, yeah. That's cool.

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I'll just get her a candle
or Lamborghini

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-or something.
-You know, for a burn,

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you don't need a Band-Aid.
You just have to apply ice.

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Human flesh cooks so fast
it just...

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gets a-away from you
in a hurry.

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Is what I heard from my uncle,

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because he...

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worked at a burn...

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firm.

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A burn firm?

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A firm for burns.

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Anyway, ice is best.

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Okay. Well,
I don't need this, then.

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(sighs)

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Go get some ice, then.

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Ugh. You're not that person
anymore. Stop it.

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(crying)

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Oh, God. Get it together.

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(crying):
You've changed.

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You okay, Karl?

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Oh, uh... Yeah, I was just, uh,

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overcome with emotion
for about six seconds.

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I'm just excited to see a piano.

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I actually met my wife
at a dueling piano bar.

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So you play?

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Yeah. Sure.

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Yes. I mean, you know,
only semiprofessionally.

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Oh, wow. Would you mind playing
something for me?

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Uh... (stammers)

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I'm a little rusty,
so no judgment, okay?

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(clears throat)

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-* B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets *
-(discordant chords playing)

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* Oh, but they're weird
and wonderful *

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* Oh, Bennie,
she's really keen *

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* She got electric boots *

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* A mohair suit *

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* You know I read it *

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* In a magazine *

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*

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* It's B-Bennie and the Jets *

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(discordant chords playing)

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* Bennie, Bennie *

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* Bennie *

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* Bennie and the Jets. *

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(discordant chords playing)

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Still got it.

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Excuse me.

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(crying):
Oh, God. Oh.

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TODD:
Hey.

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You ready to go, Melissa?

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Uh, about that...

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I'm going to propose something,

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and it's going to be unpopular.

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I doubt it. What is it, hon?

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I think we should stop
searching for Jasper.

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-What are you talking about,
hon? -Why?

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Well, the last thing he needs
is us breathing down his neck.

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And that's what drove him away
in the first place.

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So, what,
we just leave him out there?

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He was doing fine on his own
before we came along.

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And what-what if we did
find him? Would we ground him

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for running away?

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Uh, to start.

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That worked well last time.

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And then what?

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Well, we'll tell him
how much we love him.

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And how-how much it scares us
that he ran off,

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and that it would just kill us
if something happened to him.

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I mean, I just can't sleep

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knowing he's out there.

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He just can't do this to us!

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I mean, does he want me
to have another heart attack?

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I mean, come on, Jasper!

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That's a healthy energy
for him to come back to.

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Melissa, we can't stop
looking for him.

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And I'm telling you if we want
any chance of him coming back,

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we have to stop looking for him.

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Sorry, Melissa.
I just can't do it.

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CAROL:
Yeah.

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I'm with Todd.

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Sorry, Melissa.

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Gail?

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Erica?

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Anybody?

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What's going on in here?

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Nothing.

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I was, uh...
taking the trash out.

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Taking the trash out, huh?

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Why?

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Because it's full.

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Taking the trash out

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because it's full, huh?

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Yeah, taking the trash out
because it's full.

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Taking the trash out

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'cause it's full.

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Trash. Out.

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Full.

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Something's a little weird
about you.

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(Western twang):
Isn't it, partner?

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Oh, you think?

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Been trapped in a prison
for six years.

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Six year huh?

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'Cause the virus happened
four years ago.

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It, well, uh...
it felt like six.

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-(mocking stammering)
-(mocking Tandy) Yeah.

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So, uh, remind me.

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What kind of "penis" are you?

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What?

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(overpronouncing):
Pianist.

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What kind of "penis" are you?

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I'm semiprofessional.

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If you say so.

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(chuckles)

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Hey, have at it.

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You're out of here, trash!

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Excuse me.

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(Carol laughs)

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Okay, we have to talk
about Karl.

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Something is up with this gal.

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I just caught him rooting around
in Gail and Erica's trash.

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He said he was taking it out,
but it was so weird.

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I felt compelled
to write down all the details.

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I mean, who in their right mind

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digs through someone's stuff
like that?

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Uh, you sure do. Just last week

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I caught you digging
through Erica's skivvy drawer.

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Uh, th-that was, uh, research

264
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:49,109
for a, uh, birthday, uh, gift.

265
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,411
Yeah. Uh, and thanks
for ruining the surprise.

266
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,679
Spoiler, Erica.

267
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,614
You got some nice panties
coming your way.

268
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,349
-Ugh.
-Okay, look, let's consider

269
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,951
all the evidence thus far.

270
00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,120
Chick has, like, ten nicknames.

271
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,755
Chick said he was trapped
in prison

272
00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:04,457
for six years,
even though it was only four.

273
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,394
Chick claims to be
a semiprofessional pianist

274
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,097
but sounds more like Liberace
taking a dump on a chalkboard.

275
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,799
And, in case you forgot,

276
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,801
refer you back to this.

277
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,102
ERICA:
Sounds like he's just

278
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,537
being a good housemate to me.

279
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,671
Erica, my instincts tell me

280
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,774
you're wrong as a dong
all day long,

281
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,309
and it's daylight savings.

282
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:25,078
Well, my instincts tell me
that if you don't like him,

283
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,480
that probably ensures
he's a pretty good guy.

284
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,882
And what's that
supposed to mean?

285
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,484
It means you're a horrible judge
of character.

286
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,887
Oh, uh, name one
character misjudgment.

287
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,323
Pat. Pamela.

288
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,391
Lewis. Phil.

289
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,560
That's four. I said name one.

290
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,529
Tandy, you tried to kill Todd
when you first met him.

291
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,265
Okay, in fairness-- and I think
that Todd would admit this--

292
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,900
he was a real dick
in the beginning.

293
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,401
CAROL:
I mean, I hate to say it,

294
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,603
Tandy,
but if I remember correctly,

295
00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:53,907
you weren't too crazy about me
when we first met.

296
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,909
How about this?

297
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,410
Maybe just this once

298
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,812
take that hunch to lunch

299
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,713
and give Karl a chunce.

300
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,517
Maybe you're right.

301
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,221
Mmm.

302
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,656
Hey, bud. What you slurping?

303
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,424
Oh, uh... uh, nothing.

304
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,493
Just tea. Nothing more.
Nothing less.

305
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,528
You certainly seem
to be enjoying it. (chuckles)

306
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,197
Oh, is that a crime, now?

307
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,099
Did they outlaw
the enjoyment of tea?

308
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,768
Maybe I missed that
being locked in jail

309
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,071
for four years
that felt like six.

310
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:27,240
I think we started off
on the wrong foot.

311
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,909
Hey, I-I just had twins,

312
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,878
and my hormones are raging,

313
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:34,014
and my fatherhood instincts
are super engorged.

314
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,883
But that's in the past.

315
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:37,350
Yeah, I just want to jump

316
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:40,553
into this relationship now
and just go hog wild.

317
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:43,423
Well, frankly,
I need a little more time

318
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:46,693
before I'm ready
to let my guard down.

319
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:47,928
Well, whenever you're ready,

320
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,897
you just let me know.
(chuckles softly)

321
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,298
Enjoy that tizzy.

322
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,732
Tea.

323
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,583
(slurps)

324
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,453
(gasps) Mmm.

325
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,793
Band-Aid tea...

326
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:24,464
Looks like somebody just blew
their chunce.

327
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,205
-KARL: You're doing that
all wrong. -(gasps)

328
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:35,708
(laughing): Oh, my God.
You scared me.

329
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:38,211
I'm doing what all wrong?

330
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,546
Here,

331
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,181
give me that old cube.

332
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,951
Now, get a nice big new cube.

333
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,519
You want to cover
the whole area.

334
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,555
(moans)

335
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,228
What's wrong?

336
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,664
I'm ready to paint again...

337
00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,367
-if that offer still stands.
-Oh.

338
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,369
Okay, yeah. Let's do it.

339
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,038
-(quietly): Yes.
-Clothes on or off?

340
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,974
Probably keep mine on, but, um,

341
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,908
I'm gonna go set up
my painting area.

342
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,311
-Mm-hmm. -I like to do it
in a private space,

343
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,180
you know,
free from distractions.

344
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,782
This way we can really
sink our teeth into it.

345
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,217
That's just an expression.

346
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,718
I'm dying to get started.

347
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,553
Famous last words, am I right?

348
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,756
How-How so?

349
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,726
I'm gonna go set up the space.

350
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,761
(Gail laughs softly)

351
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,254
-Hey, bud.
-Hey.

352
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,657
Look, I know you were skeptical
about my theories on Karl,

353
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,892
so I just wanted to apologize.

354
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:02,462
And, as a token,
I made you a nice meal.

355
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,631
Oh, bud.

356
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,766
Bon appétit.

357
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,835
Are-are tho...
are those Band-Aids?

358
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,604
Yeah. Yeah, so, uh, dig in.

359
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,207
I got you some salt, pepper,
mustard, ketchup, hot sauce.

360
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,609
Uh, h-heads up,
the hot sauce might dilute

361
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,278
the taste of the
congealing blood.

362
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,946
Tandy, I'm not gonna eat this.

363
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,814
(scoffs)
Good, more for me.

364
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,450
Thank you. God,

365
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,486
I cut myself earlier, and, oh,

366
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,955
it just would not stop,
so I have a ton of these.

367
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:33,126
And, good for me, I frigging
love used Band-Aids.

368
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,128
-I'm gonna go mustard.
-TODD: Don't... don't do that.

369
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,530
-Tand... Oh, my goodness.
-Mmm.

370
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,800
-Please, don't.
-That's O-positive.

371
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,502
That's disgusting.

372
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,305
(slurps) Mmm.

373
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,474
So, uh, if you don't
mind me asking, uh,

374
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,509
why don't you like
eating Band-Aids?

375
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,345
Because it's disgusting
and weird.

376
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,814
Eating Band-Aids is disgusting
and weird?

377
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,848
Yeah, bud.

378
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,751
Huh, well, now I'm confused,

379
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,787
because I just saw
the very normal

380
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,090
and fully vouched-for Karl
chewing on

381
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,790
a used Band-Aid a few hours ago.

382
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,025
But that's okay, right?

383
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,194
Karl was chewing on a Band-Aid?

384
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,863
Sure was, and I would normally
think that's crazy,

385
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:13,133
but my instincts
are all out of whack,

386
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:14,634
so I just shrugged my shoulders

387
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:17,503
and did nothing,
like y'all asked.

388
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,005
Are you serious about this?

389
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,374
Yahoo serious.

390
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:23,009
Tandy, what do we do?

391
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,912
Something.

392
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,684
Knock, knock. You ready?

393
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,121
I've never been more ready.

394
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,258
*

395
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,832
It's going great so far.

396
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,434
You're a natural.

397
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,571
I'm getting some real...

398
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:55,041
Whistler's Mother vibes
from you. Uh-huh.

399
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,577
Well, I would have preferred
Stifler's Mother,

400
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,546
but I'll take it.

401
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:04,217
You didn't tell anyone you were
doing this, did you?

402
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:07,120
Of course not. Those goobers
can't keep a secret.

403
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:10,923
I want this to be a surprise
for Erica.

404
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:14,927
I love surprises.

405
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,612
(muttering)

406
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,415
(crying, muttering)

407
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,950
I'll be right back.

408
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,752
-Hey.
-(Karl whimpers)

409
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,589
Where the hell
are you going, Karl?

410
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,091
(sighs) Whatever.

411
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,760
* I'm flying over you *

412
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:52,432
* Good-bye horses *

413
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,301
* I'm flying over you... *

414
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,169
Well, that sucks.

415
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,870
Gail, have you seen Karl?

416
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,006
-He's...
-(engine starting)

417
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,542
-(tires squealing)
-Let's go.

418
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,711
KARL (crying):
You've come too far.

419
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,380
These people are your friends.

420
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:10,450
There has to be another way.

421
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,016
(Karl grunts)

422
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,355
What the hell is he doing?

423
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,823
I don't know, but what I do know

424
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:54,827
is that this situation just went
from serious to grave.

425
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:58,030
(grunting and panting)

426
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,673
What's the status report?
Still digging?

427
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,542
Like a nizzle pizzy
in a dizzle stizzy.

428
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:10,777
What?

429
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,546
-A nosepicker in a dust storm.
-Oh.

430
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,282
TANDY:
Wait, wait, wait.

431
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,183
He's stopping. He's stopping.

432
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,518
Give me an eye, bud.

433
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,853
You got it, bud.

434
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,892
-What's he doing?
-Huh.

435
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,495
(grunts)

436
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,063
(sighs)

437
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,566
-He's a fricking weirdo.
-Yeah.

438
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,868
(grunts)

439
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,904
(cries)

440
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,109
(both gasp)

441
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,746
(moans)

442
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:57,324
Oh... farts.

443
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,925
(gags)

444
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,294
(retches)

445
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,494
CHILDREN:
Uncle Stinky.

446
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,028
(horn honking)

447
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,997
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