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Previously
onThe Last Man on Earth...

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HECTOR:
The bomb is not in the piñata.

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-Hi, I'm Karl.
-ERICA: So Jasper is...

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TANDY:
Still out in the wild? Yeah.

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We have to talk about Karl.

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Something is up with this gal.

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GAIL: If you don't like him,
that probably ensures

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-he's a pretty good guy.
-KARL: You're not that person

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anymore. Stop it.

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These people are your friends.

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There has to be another way.

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[grunts]

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What's he doing?

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Oh... farts. [gags]

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[vomiting]

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[both vomiting]

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TODD:
Oh, my God.

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Was he just...?

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[vomiting continues]

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[coughing]

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Oh, my God.

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Oh. Edwina Mendoza, you did not
deserve to be vomited on.

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But if you saw what we just saw,
there was a man eating...

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[vomiting]

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He's doing it again.

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[vomits]

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Barf quieter, bud.

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You're no barf church mouse,
either, bud.

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[vomits]

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Crap, we got to get out of here.

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Our vomit steam
is gonna give us away.

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Come on, come on.

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[both yelping excitedly]

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Is Karl back? Is Karl back?

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ERICA:
I haven't seen him.

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Well, we have seen him,
and it is not good.

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Yeah. W-We got here
as fast as we could,

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but we had to pull over
to hork, like, ten times.

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That's what this is.

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-That's disgusting.
-Ew.

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This is not the time
to argue, okay?

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'Cause right now, we are like
the cast of the Jersey Shore.

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'Cause we got a "The Situation."

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All right. Karl is a bad dude.

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Ah. Here we go again.

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Would you lay off
the guy already?

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We just followed him
to a cemetery

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where we saw him dig up
a frigging grave,

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and then he reached into the...

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-[dry heaves]
-Ah...

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-I'm gonna go, bud.
-Well, if you go,

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I'm gonna go, bud.

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Oh, don't go.

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[panting]

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He reached into
a frigging grave,

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and pulled out a dead dude
and ate it.

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-[high-pitched]: Ate it.
-MELISSA: What? -What? -Yeah.

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That's insane.

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-Todd saw it, too.
-I did.

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I was a witness.
He tells what we saw.

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Well, that just can't be
what happened.

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Yeah, there has to be
some logical explanation

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for all of this.

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Yeah, he was probably
just too hungry

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to not eat human corpse meat.

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Okay, how far away were you?

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Uh, probably about
a hundred yards.

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But we had binoculars.

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Which end were you looking into?

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The little end, Gail.
The little end.

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Are you sure he wasn't just
playing a trick on you?

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He is very funny.

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And very smart, too.

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He's Karl.

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He was digging up a grave, okay?

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I am 100% sure about that.

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Is there a possibility
that that's not what you saw?

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Absolutely.

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Oh...

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TANDY:
Okay. Come on.

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-Come on!
-Thanks for nothing.

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Come on, come on.

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Keep your eyes peeled, bud.

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Like a banana, bud.

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TANDY:
Here he is, here he is.

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[screaming]:
He's here, he's here!

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He's here, grab a weapon!
Grab a weapon!

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-Okay, what? Uh...
-Oh, I got something.

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-Here, here. You take this.
-Oh, thanks.

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And I'll get this plate.

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[shouts, grunts]

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Okay, everyone, just be calm,
cool, collected.

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Cool and collected. Go.

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Oh, poor Karl.

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GAIL:
I know. Well, it's a momentary

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bummer for Karl, but on the
flip, a pretty good show for us.

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-Mm. Yeah.
-TANDY: Cool and casual.

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Here he comes, here he comes.

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Cool and casual.
Cool and collected and calm.

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[indistinct whispering]

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Hey, Karl.

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Hey, we almost forgot
you were gone.

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Hey, Todd, look who it is.

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Whatever.

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[Tandy laughs]

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[stammering]
So-so, uh,

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how about this freaking weather?

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Huh? Huh? Todd, engage in this.

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Give us your take.

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Yeah, it's been, uh,
very similar.

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You know, uh, uh, consistent.

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Actually, no.
I'm sorry, I mean similar.

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No... I'm-I'm sorry.
I mean consistent.

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Whatever. Wha...
Whatever, man. [laughs]

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[Tandy and Todd laugh]

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So, hey, Karl.

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So w-whatcha you been
getting up to, uh,

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you know, uh, location-wise?

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Oh, I was just, um,
out at a graveyard.

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[stammering]
So-so-so you don't say?

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You don't say? Huh?

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Well, uh... and what were you
doing, on-on earth, out there?

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Well, I've been
pretty stressed lately.

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Well, that's the logical place
for a mental reboot,

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-is what that is.
-Yeah.

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I needed to clear my head.

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Recenter myself.

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Now, Karl...

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KARL:
Mm-hmm?

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What would you say
if I told you that Todd and I

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were at that there, that, uh,
cemetery tonight?

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Well, what did you see
out there?

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Uh, from where we were perched,

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uh, we noticed, uh, you know,

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something rather alarming.

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Eh, stupefying, even.

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You did?

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See, looked to us...

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like maybe you had dug
your little fingie-wingies

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into a little cadavey-wavvy,

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and then took a teeny eeny
weenie little bitesy-witesy.

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[Erica clicks tongue]

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KARL:
Mm-hmm.

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And you want to sort of know
what that was all about, huh?

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Yeah.

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Look, the quick answer is: yeah.

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I took a couple little nibbles.

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Okay, I'm just gonna
come right out and say it.

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[exhales]

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My name is Karl,
and I am a cannibal.

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-[gasps]
-Oh, God, yes.

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It's like a weight has
been lifted.

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Anyway, this has been
such a day.

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So why don't we all get
some sleep,

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and we can pick this up
in the morning.

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It'll give you, uh, time

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to process this and formulate
some questions for me.

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And hey, I'm gonna have
some questions for you.

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It's a two-way street.

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This is a dialogue.

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Good people on both sides.

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All right.
Well, good night, guys.

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Lock your doors. Mean that.

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[knocking on door]

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Come insies.

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[door creaking]

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Hey, Karl.

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Uh... Now, I know
you had mentioned

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having a chat in the morning,
but we think we might be able

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to cobble a little time together
right now, if you're up for it.

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Sure thing, Jelly Bean.

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It's bugging you, isn't it?

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Aw.

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Thank you.

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I realize it might be hard
for you to drink in that thing,

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so I brought you this crazy--

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I mean,
"mentally abnormal" straw.

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[laughs nervously]

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Oh, nice.

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-Carol?
-Yeah?

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-[shouting maniacally]
-[screams]

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-[shotgun cocks]
-Whoa! Hey!

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[chuckling]
I gotcha there.

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Sorry. Oh, it's too soon.
It's too soon. I'm sorry.

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In all seriousness, though,
you're gonna want to keep

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a five-foot radius.

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That's what I call
the lunge zone.

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Noted.

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Okay, I know what you guys
are thinking.

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Is it a problem?

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Sure, yeah, big-time problem.

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So, let's get into it.

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D-Do you want to kill us?

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Do I want to kill you?
Well...

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that's why I came back here.

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-GAIL: What the...?
-[all groaning]

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KARL: No, wait.
It's a miscommunication.

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I came back because, guys,

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I dowant to kill you.

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-Okay, you just said that.
-That's exactly

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-what you just said.
-KARL: I'm sorry, um,

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I left too long
of a pause in there.

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I do want to kill you, but...

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See, the pause works better
there, after the "but." But...

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I wanted you to know that
I wanted to kill you

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before I didkill you.

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This making sense?

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-No.
-Not really.

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I've-I've battled a lot of
demons in my life.

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But after spending
all that time in prison,

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I thought I had them beat.

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And I'm finding out now
that maybe I'm not as strong

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as I... I hoped I'd be.

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So you don't want to kill us?

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I desperately don't want
to kill you.

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But you might kill us anyway?

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I mean...

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Karl, could you give us one sec?

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I think it's safe to say

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we're way beyond the stocks
on this one.

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We have to kill him.

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-Melissa...
-No, no.

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We can't decide
who lives or dies.

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-We're not J.K. Rowling.
-I-I got it.

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You know, when I was a kid, my
dad caught me with a cigarette.

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He made me smoke the whole pack
right in front of him.

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I say we take him back
to the grave

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and make him eat that whole
corpse in one sitting.

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We're trying to get rid of him,
not cure him.

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We have to kill him!

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-GAIL: We're not murderers.
-No.

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All we do is drive him out
to the desert,

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tell him to check the tire,
and just take off.

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Like you did to me, bud?

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Uh, but didn't do to you,
'cause you're great.

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But, yeah.
W-What I didn't do to Todd.

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Guys, how many times
do I have to say this?

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We have to kill him.

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-Melissa! No!
-No.

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Look, we don't want to kill him.

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Obviously, we don't
want him around.

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I think I have a solution.

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KARL: So, I said to him,
"I already paid for a fill-up.

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I'm paying for air, too?"

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I mean, what's next?

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They're gonna package gravity,
make me buy that?

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Or vision?

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You know, I can't open my eyes
if I don't

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pay the oil companies?

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You know, it's just, no.
Enough is enough.

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Well, here we are.

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Oh, can I finish the story?

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-Yeah, sure.
-Okay.

254
00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:02,297
So, I just left. Right?
I just drove off

255
00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,864
with a partially inflated tire.

256
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:06,649
After a couple minutes, you
know, I kind of cooled down.

257
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:10,044
I came back, right,
to apologize.

258
00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:13,090
But Dane already finished
his shift. [laughs]

259
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,744
-He was gone.
-No way.

260
00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:19,314
I come back the next day, right,
with a cup of coffee for him.

261
00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:22,665
I got it for free
in the lobby at a hotel.

262
00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:26,582
Regardless, he appreciated
the gesture.

263
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,671
-Right?
-Yeah.

264
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:32,109
And it just... [grunts]
it just shows you.

265
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:35,765
I mean, think about that.
It just shows you.

266
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:39,073
-It shows all of us.
-Yeah.

267
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:42,163
Worth the wait.
Worth the wait.

268
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:45,122
So, uh, guess this is it.

269
00:10:45,165 --> 00:10:47,559
-Yep.
-Hey,

270
00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,736
we'll check in on you
from time to time.

271
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:52,129
-Really?
-To see if you're dead.

272
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,697
Oh, yeah, of course.

273
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:57,308
Well... what do you say,
you know?

274
00:10:57,352 --> 00:11:00,137
It's, uh...
it's been a...

275
00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:01,748
-God, why is this so hard?
-I don't know.

276
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,532
-You know?
-Guys,

277
00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,316
you're doing the right thing.

278
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,405
[shotgun cocks]

279
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:08,929
[gunshot]

280
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,757
Go on! Go on!
Git! Git!

281
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:14,325
Ya! Ya! Hah-oh!

282
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,632
-Bye, Karl.
-Bye, bud.

283
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:20,854
-Uh, you want to give me
a hand? -Yeah.

284
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:24,901
-[laughs] You know what I mean.
-Let's chain her up.

285
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:27,034
[chains rattling]

286
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:31,255
Okay.

287
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:36,783
Well, that closes that chapter.

288
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,223
TODD:
Hey.

289
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,790
[sighs]
How'd it go?

290
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,400
It's done.

291
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:46,618
Where you headed off to?

292
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:47,663
Going to the store.

293
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,186
I thought you just went
yesterday?

294
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,187
A different store.

295
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,189
Period stuff?

296
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,365
Yeah.

297
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,845
Yeah, I could drive you, hon.

298
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,891
Yeah. I was gonna head back out
and look for Jasper.

299
00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,457
We never made it past
the prison, so...

300
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,459
Oh. No, that's okay. Um,
it's gonna be a quick trip.

301
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:02,634
So, I'll see you later.

302
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,680
It's period stuff.

303
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,464
Yeah.

304
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:09,816
MELISSA: So, you thinking of
coming back anytime soon?

305
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:12,601
And there's no pressure
on my end, but...

306
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:15,778
Todd misses you,
and I don't think I can

307
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,998
hold him off forever.

308
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,655
Okay. See you tomorrow?

309
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,189
TODD:
Jasper!

310
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,495
Jasper?

311
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,895
What the hell?

312
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,470
Oh, God, he's out.

313
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,823
Guys! Guys!
Karl's out!

314
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,042
Karl is out!

315
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,608
-What?
-What do you mean he's "out"?

316
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:06,046
I mean the prison is open.
He is out!

317
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,613
-Oh, my God. -Oh, my gol.
You lock the doors.

318
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:09,963
You got to get the babies!

319
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,051
Where are you going, hon?

320
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:14,054
I... [sighs]
I'm going to get Jasper.

321
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:15,316
How are you gonna do that?

322
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:18,058
[sighs]
I know where he is.

323
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,625
He's been living by the prison,
so I have to go get him.

324
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:23,890
Wait, what? You knew where
Jasper was this whole time?

325
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,110
I-I should go.

326
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,416
No, we need to talk about this.

327
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,244
But can't it wait?
There's a killer on the loose.

328
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:31,636
He could be anywhere.

329
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:35,075
[piano playing tense music]

330
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,468
♪

331
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:43,953
[playing off-key]

332
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,220
[music stops]

333
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:54,485
I'm back...

334
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,577
-♪ Bennie♪
-[playing off-key]

335
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,884
♪ Bennie, Bennie♪

336
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:05,453
♪ Bennie, Bennie and the Jets.♪

337
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:08,021
KARL: Yeah, I got out,
like, right away.

338
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,283
It was so easy.

339
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:12,895
Guess I was just so motivated to
get back here and see you guys.

340
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,027
It's all I needed.

341
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,333
It's a real testament
to setting goals. [chuckles]

342
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,119
Oh, well, what the hell
we gonna do now?

343
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,121
Look...

344
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:24,341
I know the person
I want to be, deep inside.

345
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:27,431
But I also know who I am.

346
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,871
And I'm just gonna
keep coming back.

347
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,440
You know what you need to do.

348
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,403
So, how do we do this?

349
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:45,928
Well, first of all,
are there any volunteers?

350
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:52,935
Oh, sure. Everyone looks at me
when someone needs killing.

351
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,024
No, I don't want to do it.

352
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:58,158
I took the liberty
of cutting up some straws.

353
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:01,030
Yeah, I guess drawing straws
is as fair as anything.

354
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,598
You know how it works.

355
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,774
Nobody can back out.

356
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:06,949
Fair is fair.

357
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,953
[sighs]

358
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,183
You got to draw one, hon.

359
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:26,229
I know. We are talking
about murdering someone,

360
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,492
so... just give me a second.

361
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,418
Okay, hold out your straws.

362
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,641
Oh.

363
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:14,060
TANDY:
Hey, Care Bear.

364
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,236
You okay?

365
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:19,630
Yeah. I'm all
bubbles and baubles.

366
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:22,111
[chuckles]
Thanks for asking.

367
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,853
You know I'm not gonna
let you do it.

368
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:27,290
Well, then who's gonna do it?

369
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,423
-Me.
-No, Tandy.

370
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:33,035
Fair is fair,
and I drew the shortest straw.

371
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,906
Did you?

372
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,695
Tandy.

373
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:41,913
You said it yourself.

374
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,959
Fair is fair.

375
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:58,191
You know I-I cut my straw,
right?

376
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,193
Yeah, I know.

377
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,890
'Cause mine was
one of the longer straws.

378
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,152
I mean, we all saw it.

379
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:06,155
Thanks, Tandy.

380
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:09,070
[chuckles] I'm not doing this
for that, Carol. Okay?

381
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,943
I already got more than enough
praise inside.

382
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,728
I tried to cut it privately,

383
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:16,339
but it ended up being
a rather public affair.

384
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:17,906
Had to borrow scissors
and, you know,

385
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,342
cried a little bit and such.

386
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:22,127
But yeah, you're welcome.

387
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,782
This is, uh,
gonna be very hard for me.

388
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:41,712
You ready?

389
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:44,367
Yeah, thanks for indulging me.

390
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,326
Just put on some
brown underwear,

391
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,892
you know, obvious reasons.

392
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:51,722
Of course. Uh, so I created
a little death area for you.

393
00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:54,116
So if you could, uh, please
just make your way over

394
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,162
to this little coffin
right here.

395
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:59,687
I'd appreciate it.

396
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,994
Hmm, interesting choice.

397
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,474
You don't like it.

398
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,389
No, no, no. I love it.

399
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:11,568
Hey. I love it.

400
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,399
Well, thank you.

401
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,401
Look, the group
wanted to be here,

402
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,578
but they really
didn't want to be here.

403
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,798
Well, please tell them
good-bye for me.

404
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,540
Gals! Karl says good-bye!

405
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:29,195
-CAROL: Bye, Karl!
-GAIL: So long, Karl!

406
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:32,241
-MELISSA: See ya!
-Thank you!

407
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:36,027
Well, uh, if you don't mind, uh,
this is very hard for me.

408
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:39,596
So to separate myself from the
grim reality of the situation,

409
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,600
I thought it'd be helpful
to do a, uh, a theme execution.

410
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:44,949
Love it.

411
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,299
Oh, good.

412
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,257
Now, I've chosen
the Broadway smash, Hamilton.

413
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,433
And obviously,
I'll be Alexander Hamilton

414
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:51,782
and you will be Aaron Berg.

415
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,393
-Burr.
-You need a sweater?

416
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,569
-I'm fine.
-[chuckles]

417
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:58,049
I guess it's not gonna matter
in a few minutes anyway, huh?

418
00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,399
Well, this is it.

419
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:02,663
So, uh, I'm gonna turn around,

420
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:05,796
walk ten paces,
and then pull out the gun

421
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,625
and shoot you in the face.

422
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:12,238
Um, if it's okay, it would
help me take my mind off things

423
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,283
if I could keep playing this.

424
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:17,460
I know it's anachronistic
for the Hamiltontime period,

425
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:20,637
but so was rap,
and people seemed to like that.

426
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:23,336
Hey, cube it up.

427
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:27,383
Practice shot, vase!

428
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,690
Ah. Sucker moved on me.

429
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:32,083
CAROL:
Is it over?

430
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:34,260
Practice shot! Doing it now!

431
00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:37,219
CAROL:
Okay, uh, bye again, Karl!

432
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:40,048
Bye! Who's that, Gail?

433
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,658
Carol!

434
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,486
Sorry.

435
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:46,315
I'm gonna get your names right
if it's the last thing I do.

436
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:47,838
[chuckles] Oh.

437
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,927
Which, I guess, you know...

438
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,494
It begins.

439
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:09,686
[exhales]

440
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,906
One...

441
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,343
two...

442
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,475
three...

443
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:18,391
-So I move this around here.
-...four...

444
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,740
This will easily go in...

445
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:22,699
-Five paces! Halfway there!
-Take your time.

446
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,135
I'm almost finished
with this cube.

447
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,312
Six... seven...

448
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,923
-Mm, almost there.
-...eight...

449
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,968
nine...

450
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,321
...ten.

451
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:37,975
Oh. Hello.

452
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:40,978
Here we go.

453
00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:42,937
Ooh! Neato! [gasps] Got it!

454
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,460
I can't do...

455
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,817
♪

456
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,910
CAROL:
Did you do it?

457
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:03,131
Oh... he gone.

458
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:34,510
CHILDREN:
Uncle Stinky.

459
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,164
[horn honking]

460
00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:38,166
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