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Previously on
The Last Man on Earth...

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-So you're still gonna go.
-I'm jealous of you, Phil!

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You have a real family. I've got
a blob on a computer screen.

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It's not people,
but, damn, man.

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I got to find that out
for myself.

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I'm coming with you.

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Oh, my God.

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ERICA:
Hey, Todd.

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What's going on?

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Uh, nothing in-in fact.

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You know, j-just, uh,
taking a little break.

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You know,
doing a little wall lean.

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-What's that smell?
-What smell?

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The overwhelming one currently
in the room.

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Oh-oh, that-that smell.

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[laughs]
Yeah, oh, you know...

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Look, Erica,
I'm not gonna lie to you.

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I farted.

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Yeah, this is one of those
weird cases where, you know,

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you smelt it
but I'm the one who dealt it.

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You know, it was...
it's a real axiom buster.

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-Yeah. [exhales]
-You might want
to keep it moving.

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You know, 'cause, uh, fart-wise,

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I got a real packed house
in here.

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It's, uh, standing room only,
you know?

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Got a real, uh, Deuce Bigelow
in the ole staging area.

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I-I have a feeling it's gonna
continue throughout the day,

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you know, so you might want
to spread the word

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to the others to just stay away
from this room.

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You know, till I give
the all clear.

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-Well, good luck with that.
-[laughs] Don't need luck.

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Just time and gravity.

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Catch ya later.

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Okay.

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[latch clicks]

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Ugh, God.

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Oh, my God.

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♪

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TANDY and MIKE:
♪ From ev-e-ry♪

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♪ Mountainside♪

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♪ Let freedom ring.♪

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-[whoops]
-[laughs]

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Yes.

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Hey, uh, got you
another lemonade, bud.

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You did that
while you were singing?

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[laughs] Did what?

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I'm offering you
a refreshing lemonade.

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In a root beer can.

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With steam coming out of it.

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[chuckles] Probably just
a packaging mishap.

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Mm-hmm. Well,
I'm good for right now.

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And, you know,
I can always just pull over,

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let you pee, if you want.

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That's not necessary.

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Uh, FYI, don't spoil
your appetite,

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'cause in an hour or so,
might be able to rustle up

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a couple Rolos for you.

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Did Mom and Dad do something
to you when you were little?

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[laughs] I guess, yeah. Ah.

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[sighs]

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You thinking about it?

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Yeah.

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What?

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[sighs]
I just want to remind you

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what you yourself said to me.
Okay?

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That the chances
of that blob being people

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are almost nonexistent.

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I just don't want you
to get your hopes up.

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Phil, I'm a scientist.

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Okay?
I know that

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data doesn't always
provide the desired results.

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Good. Good.

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♪

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[sighs]

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["Dead and Gone"
by Michael Spreitzer plays]

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♪ Black out the light,
just another fix♪

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♪ Into another life
with a single prick♪

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♪ You give everything
to stay away♪

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♪ A calm embrace,
poisoning slow♪

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♪ Stole from your love
into sorrow♪

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♪ Watching you die
every day...♪

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Oh, my God.

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Oh. Look at that.

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Friggin' buttload of avocado
and orange trees.

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-We should stop.
-No, no, no.

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Come on. Let's go.

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Okay. We'll pick 'em up
on the way back.

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People are going to go
ape dong over this.

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-MIKE: Okay, well...
-TANDY: Yes.

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Oh, my God.

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No way.

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No way! Look at that!

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Mike. Your little machine
was onto something.

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[Tandy sighs]

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-Goats!
-[goats bleating]

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-[laughing]: Goats.
-Mm-hmm.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Hey, little fellas.
Hey, what's your names?

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Oh, my God.
Is this crazy?

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Yeah, it's amazing.

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Look, we gotta keep going,
all right? We're only

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five minutes away from
the heat signature. Come on.

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Wait. Aren't these
your heat signatures?

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N-No. No way.
Now come on, let's go.

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Mike. This is
a huge frigging deal.

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Okay, in four years,

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we've found one cow,
one bull, one fish,

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and a few friggin' crickets.

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Look, I get it, okay?
All right, so we'll just,

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we'll come back here
once we get done doing

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what we came here to do,
all right?

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What if they're gone? Huh?
I just go tell the group,

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"Oh, yeah, we had a chance to
get you a bunch of, you know,

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"fresh milk and-and cheese
and yogurt and meat,

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but we decided to prioritize
a frigging heat blob."

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Phil, these guys
aren't going anywhere.

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Not leaving these goats, Mike.

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-[sighs]
-[goat bleating]

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Okay, uh, guys.

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Look, I-I... I didn't want
to tell you this,

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but then I came to the
realization that, well,

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you know, it'd be unsafe not to.

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This morning,

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as I was working,

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I came across some, uh...

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[sighs] How do I put this?
Some, uh...

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...murdered corpses hidden
in our walls.

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-What?
-GAIL: No.

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-Are you messing with us?
-TODD: I-I wish I was.

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But that's not it. There-there's
some other stuff back there,

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you guys...
should come take a look at.

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I can't do it. Mm-mmm.

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Ever since I was a kid,
I've had a fear of being scared.

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I don't want to see
a bunch of dead bodies.

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-No.
-TODD: No. Don't worry.

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-I-I took care of that.
-Well, did you get rid of them?

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Well, uh...
I did the next best thing.

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Ta-da.

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Oh, what the hell?

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Well, you know, I thought
this would make it less scary.

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You know? The-the trick is,

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don't think of 'em
as dead bodies, you know?

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Think of 'em as, uh, people.

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The sequel.

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L-Like Teddy here.

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I found him with a noose
around his neck,

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hanging from a rafter.

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Now he's playing horseshoes,

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and the son of a gun
just got a leaner.

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These two I found crammed
into a floorboard together.

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And look at 'em now.

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They're having a spirited
arm wrestling session.

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Still anybody's game,
but my money's on Matthew.

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And, finally, we have Jamie.

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Found him as a disembodied head

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with his eyes gouged out.

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Look at him now.

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He's got his body back,
and he's sliding

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down a frickin' rainbow.

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Todd, can you just cut the crap

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and tell us why we're standing
in the middle

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of this Romanian horror film?

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Okay. Just, uh, follow me.

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MIKE:
Okay, let's just find a boy

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and a girl and then we got
ourselves a goat starter kit

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and we can go, all right?

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Okay, I got a girl right here.

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But I can't find one
with a penis.

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Have you seen a penis?

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No, I'm not seeing any penises
over here.

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Oh, is that...
The one behind you--

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is that a penis
strapped on that one?

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Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah! Right there.

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Oh, no, no, no, not a penis.

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It's a little clump
of goat poop.

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You know,
it's really weird to me.

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I thought you'd be really good
at finding penises,

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since you have to search
for yours every time

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-you take a leak.
-Ha-ha!

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Very funny. I'll have you know

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it's only slightly below
below-average.

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-Hmm.
-My doctor even said

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that, in some countries, my size
wouldn't even be considered

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a medical issue, so...

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I guess that's why you sit down
to pee, huh?

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I do that out of comfort, Mike,
not out of biological necessity.

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Calm down.
I'm just pushing your button.

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Yeah, well,
I got a button for you to push.

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Yeah, I hear
it's the size of a button.

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-You want to see it?
-Yeah, I do.

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-You want to see it?
-Let me see it.

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-Do you want to see it?
-Let's go. Come on.

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Yes on the seeing it?

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Yes.

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Okay, maybe, uh, a little later.

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You know, wh-when the...
sun comes out a little more.

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I don't know,
it's pretty bright, man.

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Okay. Yeah.
No, no, no, right now's great.

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-Yeah.
-Right now works for me.

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-Give me one second.
-All right.

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There you go.

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Oh, there's a penis.

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-Oh, right here?
-Boom. Yeah, right?

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Guy's... There it is.

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-Just grab him. He heard us.
-Okay. Right here, right here.

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Okay. This is the penis one
right here.

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-I know, I know, I know.
-Goat penis, goat penis.

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-Grab it.
-Come on.

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[scoffs]

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Oh, my God.

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-What?
-[scoffs]

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Oh, my God.

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There's got to be millions
of dollars here.

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TODD:
Yeah. Dollars, pesos, euros,

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yen. And there's five times more
down the hallway.

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Whatever small business

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these homeowners were running
was pretty lucrative.

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Is that what I think it is?

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Yep. Pure yayo.

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Good stuff. Bolivian.

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18 bills, farm. 30K, street.

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She will take you for a ride,
let you walk on the wind,

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then drop you
like a bad trust fall.

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Why do you know so much
about this?

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Well, let's just say that
the '80s and Gail Klosterman

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had a love-love relationship.

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ERICA:
Oh, my God.

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Looks almost like
the fake grenade paperweight

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in the lounge.

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Okay, so you're gonna turn right
just up ahead. [stammers]

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About, um, 50 yards.

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Gotcha. Turning right.

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Okay, now veer left
and then just head straight.

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Veering to the left.

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Veer completed.

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Heading straight in progress.

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MIKE: And, uh, you should be
coming up to a hill, yeah?

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TANDY:
Yeah. Got eyes on the hill.

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Great. Okay, so i-it's
just gonna be over this ridge.

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Right-right in the valley there.

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Oh, hey, a-and go slow, Phil.

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All right? W-We don't
want to freak anybody out.

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Going a friendly,
non-aggressive,

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"nice to meet you"
18 miles an hour.

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Good, good, good.

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Just a little further.

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Just about another 50 yards.

249
00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:05,708
Thirty.

250
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:08,102
Twenty.

251
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:11,322
Just a little further.

252
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:14,456
And... stop, stop.

253
00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:18,068
[engine shuts off]

254
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,114
♪

255
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,311
Sorry, bud.

256
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:47,619
I know how important
this was to you.

257
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:48,925
Maybe it was the goats.

258
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,361
No.

259
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:53,495
No, it was right here
when we pulled up.

260
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,934
Maybe that machine's
on a time delay or something.

261
00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,241
Doesn't work that way.

262
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,468
We should probably head back.

263
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:13,384
I'm sure they're waiting for us.

264
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:20,174
No one's waiting for me.

265
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,181
Can you give me a second?

266
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,489
Yeah. Yeah.

267
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,369
MELISSA:
How can we tell if it's real?

268
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:44,154
Okay, everybody just be
very still, okay?

269
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:48,071
I mean, the-the key
to grenade safety is...

270
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:51,771
not to explode it, so...

271
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,689
-Todd, stop, stop, stop.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Dude, dude!

272
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:58,821
You don't pick it up like that.

273
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:01,084
I thought
the ring was the handle.

274
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,870
That's the jobbie
that explodes it, you dolt.

275
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,829
-You know what, I'll do it.
-[sighs]

276
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,266
Does that feel real?

277
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,486
Uh, there's only one way
to find out.

278
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:24,107
-[gasping, screaming]
-Oh, my God!

279
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,239
Feels like it was real.

280
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,937
Well, as long as
we don't ever go near that room,

281
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:28,982
we should be good.

282
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,244
And there's no way
they can, like--

283
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:31,985
I don't know--
activate themselves or...

284
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,117
No. As long
as we don't pull those pins out,

285
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,336
we should be fine.

286
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,903
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Okay.

287
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,905
[stammers]
Sh-Should be fine.

288
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,167
Okay.

289
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:44,127
You know what, maybe
we should just do a tiny sweep

290
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,912
of the rest of the house,
just in case.

291
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,915
-Yeah.
-Yeah, yeah. Just in case.

292
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,059
♪

293
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:14,984
Let's go.

294
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,818
Hey. Found this
in the laundry closet.

295
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,602
Put it in the cocaine pile.

296
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:27,954
Okay, so that's 75 bags
of cocaine,

297
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:30,957
23 sticks of dynamite,
16 grenades,

298
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,959
82 normal guns,

299
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,961
36 scary guns

300
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:38,051
and five severed heads.

301
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:40,836
That's got to be it, right?

302
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,187
Think we've checked just about
everything I can think of.

303
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,188
CAROL:
Well, I could use

304
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,582
a little music
to jazz up my mood. [laughs]

305
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,323
ERICA:
We missed one.

306
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:52,195
They've put dynamite
in the fireplace?

307
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,936
I've had dynamite
in my fireplace before,

308
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:57,157
and let's just say my chimney
will never be the same again.

309
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,029
[playing "The Knuckle Song"
on the piano]

310
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,344
GAIL:
Stop!

311
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:13,564
Did anyone check the piano?

312
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,001
CAROL:
Oh.

313
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:25,663
Well, that don't look kosher.

314
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,712
[goat bleats]

315
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,327
TANDY: I know what
you're going through.

316
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,678
You... you wonder
what the point is,

317
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:44,204
why are you still here
when everyone else is gone.

318
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,249
And I-I didn't know the answer,
you know.

319
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:49,383
Yeah, it got so bad,
I-I didn't want to live anymore.

320
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,820
So I got into my truck,

321
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:55,258
and I was about to drive it
into a rock and just end it all.

322
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,260
You know?

323
00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:00,176
Then I saw Carol.

324
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:03,266
I was at my very lowest point.

325
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:07,140
So, you know,
don't give up hope,

326
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,142
'cause one day...

327
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,274
you're gonna
get your answer, too.

328
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:14,060
Okay?

329
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,496
And look, hey, your answer

330
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,498
might not even be human,
you know?

331
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,239
And hear me out.

332
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:22,068
You know, goats are
living creatures too, okay?

333
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:25,027
And-and they got something
that, say, sex dolls don't have.

334
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,943
It's, like, a, you know,
a non-plasticity of-of their...

335
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,250
Phil... don't.

336
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,078
In New Zealand,
it's like dating a cousin

337
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,123
-as far as the taboo aspect.
-Phil, please.

338
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,169
Okay, and I'm pretty sure the
goats would be into it. Yeah.

339
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:39,389
Uh, hey, how bad do you guys
want to have sex with this dude?

340
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,261
[bleating]

341
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:44,264
You hear that?
Oh, you're in, Mike.

342
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:48,181
Oh, there he is!
There's my brother.

343
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:51,314
The promise of interspecies sex
has brought him back to life.

344
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:53,099
-[chuckles]
-[bleating]

345
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,623
Ooh, ooh, looks like
they're both into it.

346
00:16:55,665 --> 00:16:57,973
Look, okay, you don't want
to commit just yet.

347
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,454
You probably need to know what
your singing chemistry is like.

348
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,673
Ooh, and I think
I have the perfect song.

349
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,545
Okay, don't look.

350
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,547
I'm gonna surprise you
with something.

351
00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,679
Okay, all set.

352
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,333
Now we just wait
for your goat lovers

353
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:13,205
to start us out.

354
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:16,512
Oh, come on. Don't get
stage fright on me now.

355
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,124
Come on.

356
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,256
[bleating]

357
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,085
[singing along with Beach Boys]:
♪ Ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann♪

358
00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:25,566
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba,
Barbara Ann♪

359
00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:28,134
-♪ Barbara Ann♪
-♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba,
Barbara Ann♪

360
00:17:28,176 --> 00:17:31,093
-♪ Take my hand♪
-♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba,
Barbara Ann♪

361
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:34,575
-♪ Barbara Ann♪
-♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba,
Barbara Ann♪

362
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,577
BOTH: ♪ You've got me rockin'
and a-rollin'♪

363
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,666
♪ Rockin' and a-reelin',
Barbara Ann♪

364
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,147
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann♪

365
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:44,019
♪ Went to a dance
looking for romance♪

366
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,717
♪ Saw Barbara Ann and I thought
I'd take a chance♪

367
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,024
♪ Barbara Ann,
ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann♪

368
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,243
MIKE:
♪ Barbara Ann♪

369
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,810
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann♪

370
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:54,464
♪ You've got me rockin'
and a-rollin'♪

371
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,379
♪ Rockin' and a-reelin',
Barbara Ann♪

372
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:59,034
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann.♪

373
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,080
[whirring]

374
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:13,396
Oh, I hope Tandy doesn't mind us
using his little friend.

375
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,312
Oh, he'll just tear the head off
some other poor dog

376
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:19,272
and staple it
to a toaster or something.

377
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:22,144
Looks like that thing is wired
to the highest key,

378
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,451
so hit that,
and we'll get our answer.

379
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,933
Just made it to the piano.

380
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,153
Initiating protocol.

381
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,286
Always wanted to say that.

382
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,074
Steady, Clancy.

383
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,989
Time to drop the hammer.

384
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,168
-[plays piano note]
-Oh, no. That's a B flat.

385
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,170
He's gonna want
to hit that high C.

386
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,432
[singing high note]:
♪ Ah!♪

387
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,086
That's what we're shooting for.

388
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,218
Got it.

389
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,222
Here goes nothing.

390
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:04,143
There she is.

391
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,320
Oh, maybe it's noth...

392
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,060
[screaming]

393
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,763
TANDY: Look, it might take
a little while to get used to,

394
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:18,069
but I think this is gonna be
really good for you.

395
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,549
Yeah, I'm pretty sick of living

396
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,421
in that little tin box
back there anyway.

397
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,640
Do me good
to get off the computer

398
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:26,339
and actually interact
with some human beings.

399
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:27,992
And you.

400
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,604
Oh, you. Pfft.

401
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,432
Well, I have a feeling
you're gonna be

402
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,608
very happy in Zihuatanejo.

403
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:38,351
Oh, here we are-- home, sweet...

404
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,091
We're moving.

405
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:43,660
We're moving.
[chuckles]

406
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:45,706
[rhythmic beeping]

407
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:01,461
[soft mechanical rumble]

408
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,228
♪

409
00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:34,554
CHILDREN:
Uncle Stinky.

410
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,207
[dolphin chittering]

411
00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:38,209
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