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Previously on
The Last Man on Earth...

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I came across
some murdered corpses

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hidden in our walls.

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TANDY: The chances of that blob
being people

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are almost nonexistent.

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Let's go.

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Home, sweet...

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We're moving.

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Wh-What do you mean
we're moving?

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The house is filled
with dead bodies

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sealed up in the walls.

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It's like a gingerbread house
made of corpses, bud.

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And guns.
All over the place.

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You'd swear we were
still in America.

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Oh! Looks like you guys missed
a spot here. (chuckles)

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(groans)

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Well, how was your trip?
Did you find any people?

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Hate to say it, Care Bear,

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but we're all still fighting
a raging case of HPV.

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-Human People Vanished.
-MIKE: And, of course,

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Phil is still battling the more
traditional strain as well...

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And-and winning!

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-And-and winning.
-Sure. Oh, hey!

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We did bring you guys back
some horny little souvenirs.

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You're gonna love this.

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(Mike giggles)

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-Ta-da!
-(all exclaiming, laughing)

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(goats bleating)

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-TANDY: Oh, no, no, no, no!
-MIKE: Whoa, hey! Hey!

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-(shouts) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
-Stop! Get back here! Halt!

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(goats bleating)

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Idiot.

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-We'll get them later.
-Kids, am I right?

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(laughter)

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Well, guess it's time we say
our final good-byes.

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(bleating)

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TODD:
* Our house *

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* In the middle *

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* Of our *

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* Street... *

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Today we say adios

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to a very special casa.

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It hasn't been this hard
to say good-bye to a house

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since Hugh Laurie died,
but we must.

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So many memories.

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Where our babies saw
their first piano explode.

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Where Todd's yeoman-like
self-pleasuring

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(Australian accent): put another
baby in the Dundee pouch.

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(normal voice): Where Gail
propositioned me to have sex

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and was furious
when I called her on it.

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And where I taught an old dog
the greatest trick of all,

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how to roll over and play alive.

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And so we lay to rest
the brave souls

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who insulated our walls
lo these many months.

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Melissa will now honor them
with a 21-gun salute.

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(shell casings clatter)

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-That was about 21.
-That was beautiful.

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-And as we move on to our
new home in Cancun...
-Hoo-dee!

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...a controversial suggestion
from an unnamed source...

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-Proud of it.
-...who pressured us
relentlessly

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until we bent
to his or her whims

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like the jellyfish we are...

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-Yeah, you did.
-...we bid our final
"hasta la vista, baby"

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to this place that meant so much

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until it turned into
a raging carnival of horrors.

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And now,

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we send it back to Hell,
from whence it came.

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Beelzebub,

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take this house
and shove it in your butt.

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Now stand back, everyone.

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I packed a lot
of charge in there.

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It's a remote control thing
for explosives.

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Okay, now.

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Goggles?

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Un-soft hats?

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Here we go.

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(exhales)

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Three... two...

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-one...
-(bleating)
-Hold on, Tandy, wait!

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Cancun, baby!

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So we're really doing this?

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I mean, we're just gonna
leave Jasper behind?

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I left him a self-driving car
with coordinates to Cancun.

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I mean, if he wants to come,
he'll come.

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(muffled): Yeah, you're doing
the right thing.

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What's going on there?

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-What?
-With the...

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-Oh, this?
-Yeah.

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As you know, being pregnant
really takes its toll

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on the female body.

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(sighs) In my case,
my sleep apnea

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has now blossomed
into full-blown day apnea.

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And-and the sunglasses?

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Well, to be honest,

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I'm a little self-conscious
about the mask,

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so I thought the sunglasses
might up my cool factor.

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Is it working?

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-Totally.
-Very... yeah, very cool.

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You sure you don't want
to take your truck?

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No, I'm good.

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She already did
her job, you know?

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She brought me back
to my brother.

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Plus, the cab is literally
soaked in goat piss.

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Oh, uh, that reminds me,
I brought you a little lemonade.

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Why did goat ...
make you think of lemonade?

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(chuckles)

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Why is it in a vase?

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Uh...
(chuckles)

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And why's there
so little of it, too?

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-It's just this small amount.
-It's really a simple question.

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-Do you want some
lemonade or not?
-Nah, I'm good.

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So what's the plan?

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Drive out to Tapachula,
grab as many goats as we can,

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then bust ass for Cankizzy.

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How are we gonna
get everyone there?

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Should we go pick up
an R.V. or something?

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I was thinking more along
the lines of an S.E.--

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Something Else.

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TANDY:
All aboard!

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Next stop, Tapachula!

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(all cheering)

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(truck horn honks)

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GAIL:
Cancun, baby!

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TODD (imitating Morgan Freeman):
Well, Andy,

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it's still hard saying good-bye
to Zihuatanejo.

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MELISSA (as Tim Robbins):
Well, Red,

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get busy living...

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BOTH:
Or get busy dying.

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(chuckles) Well, I guess
it's time for me to move on

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to the next movie
in my filmography, Seven.

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Will you join me, Brad Pitt?

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What's in the box?
What's in the box?!

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Ah...

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Hey, couldn't help notice
you guys Frenching over here,

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and I love it. You know,
glad you guys are enjoying

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each other's mouths.

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-What do you want, Tandy?
-Look.

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I feel like Mike is still
a little bit lonely,

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so I think it might be nice

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if we, you know,
keep the PDA to a minimum.

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I mean, for instance,
Carol and I have decided

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that every time we want to kiss,

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we're just gonna
shake hands instead.

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It's actually
been pretty erotic.

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After all, the, you know, the
palm is the vagina of the hand.

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-No, it's not.
-So, uh, what do you say?

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-Copy that, bud.
-Thanks, bud. Friendship kiss?

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-Of course.
-Great. (stammers)

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That was a test. You failed it.

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(chuckles):
Son of a gun.

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Well, the last time
I was on a train,

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I was smuggling a duffel bag
full of endangered turtles.

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But this is pretty nice.

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Is this all the food we brought?

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Mango chutney and a pie shell?

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That's the only stuff in
the house that wasn't expired.

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-Oh, don't worry.
-(baby crying)

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According to Tandy and Mike,
13 more hours

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and we'll be swimming
in goat meat.

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(Tandy sputters)

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Looks like we've
been "goats-ted."

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I don't get it.
(stammers) They were right here.

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Oh, my God.
Are those avocado trees?

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Look at all these orange trees.

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Well, I'd say they're
mostly green and brown,

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but they do have
the fruit oranges on them.

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Idiot.

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Hey, uh, why don't you guys
stick around here,

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and, uh, Phil and I will go look
for the goats, all right?

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Hey, Todd, do you know
how to build a fire?

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Yeah, no problem.
We, uh, we have any oven mitts?

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I'll do it.

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Okay.

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-Well, be back soon. (chuckles)
-Oh.

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(clears throat)

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(snorts)

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-Bye.
-Bye.

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(exhales)

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* Let me do all the things *

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BOTH:
* You want me to do *

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* 'Cause tonight, baby *

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* I want to get freaky *

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* With you, oh. *

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-Yeah.
-(laughs)

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Hey, you know,
speaking of getting freaky,

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you and Carol can totally kiss
in front of me.

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-It doesn't bother me.
-Oh. (stammers)

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You know, I just didn't want
to make you uncomfortable.

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I know you've been feeling
a little lonely.

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Phil...

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I'm fine.

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-Yeah?
-Okay. Okay.

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Mind if we pick up the pace here
a little bit, though?

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Oh, sorry.
Clancy kind of marches

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to the beat of his own drum.

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MIKE: So what's the story
with this thing, anyway?

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TANDY:
I don't know.

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I missed having a dog.

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And this is working for you?

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Oh, yeah, Clancy is great, yeah.
Watch this.

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Clancy, fetch!

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Okay, come on.

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There you go. Good approach.

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Head down. Come on.
There you go.

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Okay, now pick it up.

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You should know from experience
this would work a lot better

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if you rubbed a little
peanut butter on it.

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Mike, that is so
aggressively wack.

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-What?
-Okay, that was one time.

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Hey, hey. Check it out.

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TANDY:
What?

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Oh, my God.

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Kind of reminds me of Grandma's.

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All right, come on. Let's go.

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Okay.

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Incredible, Carol.

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I mean, I'd order this
in a sit-down restaurant.

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Ah, look at you gals
getting your feast on.

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Carol has really
outdone herself.

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You see any goats out there?

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Uh, unfortunately, no.

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But we did see
a pretty cool house.

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You know, it could come in handy

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if we need to stay here
longer than expected.

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Okay, hold up.
Just how long are we gonna wait

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for these goats, anyway?

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Yeah, we need to make a plan.

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The plan is we stay
for as long as it takes.

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(stammers) I mean,
this could be a food source

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that could last us
the rest of our lives.

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Goat milk, goat cheese,
goat yogurt, goat, uh, eggs.

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What's the harm in waiting
around a few more days?

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This is a pretty pleasant place.

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Fine, but I'm not waiting around
forever for billy goat cheese.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Yeah, what if they never
come back?

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You got this long.

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Ticktock.

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Hey, can't sleep?

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Yeah, me, neither.

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(sighs)

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Want to take a little walk?

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*

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Oh. Hey, Clancy, fetch.

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Fetch.

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(remote clicking)

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(dog growling)

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(dog barks)

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(whispers):
What the hell?

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Hey there, little turkey.

251
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Hey. Hey, don't be afraid.

252
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:22,375
Hey. Hey,
don't be afraid.

253
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,111
Come here. Come here.

254
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,613
No, no, no! Where are you going?

255
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,581
Hey! Come back!

256
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,885
(goats bleating)

257
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,220
TODD:
Tandy!

258
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,055
The goats! They came back!

259
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,257
GAIL:
Cancun, baby.

260
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,729
Looks like that
just about does it.

261
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,264
You ready to leave,
boogersleeve?

262
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,237
(bleating)

263
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,905
(all whooping)

264
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,441
GAIL:
Cancun, baby!

265
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,601
(dog barking)

266
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,670
Phil.

267
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,438
Look.

268
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,141
(barking)

269
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,179
-TODD: Hey, why are we stopping?
-That was that little dog

270
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,780
-you were talking about.
-Yeah.

271
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,782
MIKE:
Hey, little guy!

272
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:36,984
(Mike whistles)

273
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,686
You want to go
to Cancun with us?

274
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,322
Hey, come here!

275
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,823
Well, I guess he wants
to stay here.

276
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,125
-MELISSA: What's going on?
-GAIL: Cancun, baby!

277
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,126
CAROL:
Come on!

278
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,361
(chanting):
Cancun! Cancun!

279
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,130
-Cancun! Cancun!
-All right, Phil. Come on.

280
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,799
-Let's do it.
-Cancun! Cancun! Cancun!

281
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,636
Cancun! Cancun!

282
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,471
Cancun!
Cancun!

283
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,641
-Cancun! Cancun!
-What's up, bud?

284
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,644
Cancun! Cancun! Cancun!

285
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:08,515
-Cancun! Cancun!
-Phil?

286
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,550
Cancun! Cancun!

287
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,519
GAIL:
What the hell?

288
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,726
MIKE:
The hell you doing, Phil?

289
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,528
Oh, my God,
are you digging a grave

290
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,863
for your dead robot dog?

291
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,333
No. The grave I'm digging...

292
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,867
is for me.

293
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,437
No, Tandy.
Think of the children!

294
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,572
No, look, it's not
for right now.

295
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,441
It's for years from now.

296
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,010
I don't understand.

297
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:40,113
Last night, I dug a grave
for that thing.

298
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,350
That's not a dog.

299
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,218
But I convinced myself it was

300
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,887
'cause it was the closest
I could find to the real thing.

301
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:51,858
But then I saw a dog--
like, a real dog.

302
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,893
And it made me realize

303
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,696
I've been chasing after
something that doesn't exist.

304
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,798
We all have.

305
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,700
What are you saying?

306
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,802
He's saying he wants
to live here.

307
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:03,903
Are you high?

308
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,438
Yeah, Gail, I am high.

309
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,308
Okay, high on fresh food
and clean water.

310
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,809
I mean, this place has

311
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,979
everything we need
to make a life.

312
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:15,282
You know, fertile soil
and natural irrigation,

313
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,484
fields for the goats,
you name it.

314
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,252
Yeah, but it's in the middle
of nowhere.

315
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,888
Oh, so you think that Cancun
is gonna be better?

316
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,992
'Cause I can tell you exactly
what we're gonna find there.

317
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,060
Beaches littered
with dead bodies,

318
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,929
stores picked clean
of all the supplies.

319
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:33,900
We'll show up,
find a fancy place to live;

320
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,269
then, after six months,
we'll just leave it

321
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,638
for another place
that's exactly like it.

322
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,340
Where does it end?

323
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,412
Look, there's literally
an expiration date

324
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,780
on the way we've been living,

325
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,017
and that date has passed.

326
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:53,120
So, look, if you guys
want to go to Cancun

327
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,022
and raise our kids
on expired pie shells

328
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,756
and mango chutney...

329
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,259
hey, I'll go along with it.

330
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,695
But I happen to think there's
something better out there.

331
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,564
And it's right here.

332
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:11,771
Well, Tandy,
you know my answer.

333
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,406
I'm with you.

334
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,209
Us, too, bud.

335
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,311
Maybe it's time
we all grow up.

336
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,022
(laughter)

337
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,923
GAIL:
Tapachula, baby!

338
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,131
Carol, this is actually
delicious.

339
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,632
Thanks, Mom.

340
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,234
You know, you wouldn't think
goat hair would make

341
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,969
a good barbecue rub,

342
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,671
but it always surprises.

343
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,342
TANDY:
Hey, uh, Mike.

344
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,211
Can I talk to you for a sec?

345
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,984
What's up?

346
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,719
This.

347
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,692
I already, uh,
disconnected the train,

348
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:08,194
so, uh, you can leave
whenever you want.

349
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,862
What?

350
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,699
You're not gonna be happy here.
Not yet.

351
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,667
You have to go and see
what's out there.

352
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,538
Wh... Are you sure?

353
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,385
There you go, guys.

354
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,321
(door closes)

355
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,691
So, this is it.

356
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,927
For now.

357
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,562
I have something for you.

358
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,038
This is yours now.

359
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,040
-(chuckles)
-No.

360
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,708
Turn around.

361
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:59,679
Turn around. Yeah.

362
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,730
Whenever you feel lonely,
give that thing a tug,

363
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:21,268
and you'll know
I'm with you.

364
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,170
Now I feel bad, you know.

365
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,404
I-I didn't get you anything.

366
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,072
Oh, no, that's fine.

367
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,074
Oh, you know what?

368
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,910
Here.

369
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,712
A few armpit hairs.

370
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,317
I know it's not much, but...

371
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,319
I love it.
(chuckles)

372
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,490
I hope you find
what you're looking for.

373
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:45,992
Yeah, I do, too.

374
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,816
Is he gone?

375
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,018
Yeah.

376
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,320
Are you okay?

377
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,521
Yeah.

378
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,224
Come here.

379
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,460
(gasps)
Your rattail.

380
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,961
It's gone.

381
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,197
But the rat remains.

382
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:27,033
He'll cherish it.

383
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:48,988
So, gals, ready
to do this thing?

384
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,490
-Yeah!
-Tandy!

385
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,992
Then let's make like a tree
and put some roots down.

386
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:53,993
(cheering, whooping)

387
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,495
Oh, I'm so jazzed.

388
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,063
It just feels so right.

389
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,831
-I mean, we did it.
We really did it.
-Yeah.

390
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,167
Uh, guys...

391
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,335
I mean, sure,
you know, we took

392
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,870
a few detours along the way,

393
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,872
but we learned from our mistakes
and, you know,

394
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,407
we figured it all out.

395
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,876
Uh, guys...
you better come here.

396
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,211
TANDY:
It's just so friggin' exciting.

397
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,180
For the first time ever--

398
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,916
and hell,
even before the virus--

399
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,752
it just finally feels like
things are gonna be okay.

400
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:20,887
CAROL:
Tandy?

401
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,422
I think you need to see this.

402
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,690
TANDY:
Sure, Care Bear.

403
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,191
It's just so exciting.

404
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,694
I mean, there's just
something peaceful

405
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,631
about being in the place
where you know you're gonna...

406
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,900
die.

407
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,962
Oh, farts.

408
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,494
CHILDREN:
Uncle Stinky.

409
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:35,995
(horn honking)

410
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,997
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