1
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             Grrr!

2
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           Ha-ha-ha!

3
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        Yes, my minions.

4
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     This may very well be
   my greatest creation yet.

5
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          (Whimpering)

6
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          Ow. Heh-heh!

7
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           Yes. Yes.
    Rise, my creation. Rise!

8
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        (Eggman laughs)

9
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            (Ding!)

10
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             Ha-ha!

11
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     All that for cookies?

12
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         Evil cookies.

13
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              Sweet.
    I'll go get the evil milk.

14
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            (Sniffs)

15
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         Wow, cookies!

16
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I hope it's better than the last
  time I was left baked goods.

17
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           - Awkward?
           - Awkward.

18
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 It'll just be another minute.

19
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              Huh.

20
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           (Beeping)

21
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   (Tails) Sonic, you there?
     I need a little help.

22
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Is it urgent, Tails? I'm sort of
  in the middle of something.

23
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          Um... yeah.

24
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   OK, I'm on my way, buddy.

25
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  Come back and eat that cookie,
       you mutant blue rat.

26
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             Grrr!

27
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          No. No. No!

28
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    Huh. Don't mind if I do.

29
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              Ugh!

30
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            (Thump!)

31
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       Back! Back, I say!

32
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             Aargh!

33
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       Aww! I knew Sonic
  wouldn't forget my birthday.

34
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       Four months late but
  it's the thought that counts.

35
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   Gah! Why would he leave your
  birthday present on his porch?

36
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    Where's the logic there?

37
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              Agh!

38
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          Whoa! Aargh!

39
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That's it! The last two cookies
 are for Sonic and nobody else.

40
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          Oh, come on!

41
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              Hey!

42
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         Put that back!

43
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           (Munching)

44
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          (Struggling)

45
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            (Boom!)

46
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        Look at this mess.
         I just vacuumed.

47
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            (Sniffs)

48
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      Git! Get outta here!

49
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    So, yeah, a feather duster
   might be a better way to go.

50
00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:04,409
 Oh, hey, I forgot about these.

51
00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:06,411
          What the heck!
      There's only one left.

52
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  Yes. Eat it. Eat the cookie.

53
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           Sonic! Wait!
      Don't eat that cookie.

54
00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:15,520
            - What?
             - Why?

55
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             Well,
chocolate chunk is my favourite.

56
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    You gotta be kidding me!

57
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 Fine. I'll just go inside and
 make a sandwich or something.

58
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    Mm-mm! Chocolate chunk.
 Ooh! With a hint of cinnamon.

59
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       And a touch of...

60
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            ...evil.

61
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  (Amy) You'll never get away
       with this, Eggman.

62
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    (Tails) Sonic will see you
     coming from a mile away.

63
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 Yeah! If we want to trap Sonic
 we've got to think like Sonic.

64
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      This is even better
         than I hoped.

65
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 Five evil genius masterminds.

66
00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:04,670
      I'm an evil mastermind
     of average intelligence.

67
00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:07,706
 Five evil genius masterminds,
         give or take.

68
00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:13,345
   Working under my leadership,
      we'll be unstoppable.

69
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      So here's the plan.

70
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    We wait at the beach shack
            for Sonic

71
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      and then bombard it
  with an all-out robo-assault

72
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   from five different sides.

73
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          No, no, no!

74
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  We should tunnel underneath
    to bypass his defences.

75
00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:29,428
  We should attack from above
           by plane.

76
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        We must get rid
  of his stupid friends first.

77
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        - Robo-assault!
           - Tunnel!

78
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          - Airplane!
        - Robo-assault!

79
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           - Tunnel!
          - Airplane!

80
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       - I'm yelling words!
           - Calm down!

81
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Even though you're evil geniuses
    now, for the most part,

82
00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:43,809
      you lack experience.

83
00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:47,946
    Time for a crash course
     in villainy. Ha-ha-ha!

84
00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,916
     Evil lesson number 1:
   Berating your underlings.

85
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    Orbot, would you kindly
    hand out the worksheets?

86
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          Gladly, sir.

87
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      Not that worksheet,
        you dunderhead!

88
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      See? It's that easy.

89
00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:08,367
 Lesson number 4: Surveillance.

90
00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:11,336
   There's nothing more evil

91
00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,805
    than recording subjects
    without their knowledge.

92
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          (Muttering)

93
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    Get me a monkey wrench,
         I'll fix that.

94
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      - The security camera?
              - No.

95
00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:28,320
         Lesson number 7:
 Moustache care and maintenance.

96
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   50 strokes every morning.
      But don't overdo it.

97
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            - Or what?
           - Don't ask.

98
00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:38,497
       Lesson number 12:
       Lesson numbering.

99
00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:40,732
           Evil lessons
  should be numbered as follows.

100
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        1, 4, 7, 12, 16.

101
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       Lesson number 16:
        Target practice.

102
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  We must procure assistance.

103
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   We don't have time for that.
       Let's just get help!

104
00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:01,453
       (TV) And now back to
 Pawn Shop Wars: Gogoba Edition.

105
00:07:01,487 --> 00:07:04,756
   Can I afford to give you 200
          for this? No.

106
00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:06,892
But you seem like a nice fellow

107
00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:10,562
and I suppose my children could
  go hungry for a few nights.

108
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           (Rustling)

109
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             Hello!

110
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        So far so good.
     Now the written exam.

111
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           The topic is
     "How to capture Sonic".

112
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         You may begin.

113
00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:32,951
    Pencils down, Eggheads.

114
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    Clones, change of plans.

115
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       Your written exam
      is now a practical.

116
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            Attack!

117
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         Not me! Sonic!

118
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      Oh, right. I hope that
     doesn't affect my grade.

119
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        Enough of this!
       I'm taking charge.

120
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    Amy, what are you doing?
    You guys are my friends.

121
00:07:58,711 --> 00:08:00,479
       Your evil friends.

122
00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:02,714
        Stop sucking up.

123
00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:08,920
           You guys,
   you gotta snap out of it.

124
00:08:09,288 --> 00:08:12,324
        This isn't you.
       It's the cookies.

125
00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,393
           Ha-ha-ha!

126
00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:18,930
   Wonderful work, everyone.

127
00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:21,633
             Finally,
  after all my years of trying,

128
00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,536
         I've captured
      Sonic the Hedgehog.

129
00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,872
         What do you mean
       you captured Sonic?

130
00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:28,874
       This is the result
       of my leadership.

131
00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:31,676
        You were losing
  until I deployed the robots.

132
00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:34,913
With all of you arguing, I can't
  hear the voices in my head.

133
00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:38,617
      I'm an evil mastermind
     of average intelligence.

134
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       This didn't work out
      like you planned, huh?

135
00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:50,862
   Why won't those other mes
         listen to me?

136
00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:52,931
I only want what's best for me.

137
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- Hm... I know how to fix this.
           - Do you?

138
00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:01,406
      That would be great.
      I've got so much on.

139
00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,974
 My plate is full. I've got...

140
00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:04,609
    The calendar's so full.

141
00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:05,744
    I can't get organised...

142
00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:11,383
               Such
   an organisational problem...

143
00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:12,817
       (Eggman muttering)

144
00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:26,598
  So if you could help me out
  with that, that would be...

145
00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,806
  Let's crack these Eggheads!

146
00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:45,283
   I could get used to this!

147
00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:48,553
       Waah! Waah! Waah!

148
00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,497
      Hold them off, Eggman.
       I'll be right back.

149
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,716
          Eugh, gross!

150
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,653
       Let's get baking.

151
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,324
             Ha-ha!

152
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,015
   I feel like myself again.

153
00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:53,652
         I'm also back
 to feeling like myself again.

154
00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:55,420
         Knock on wood.

155
00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:57,922
           Who is it?

156
00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,825
       The best part is,
 now we're all on the same team

157
00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,927
   we'll fight side by side,
           together.

158
00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:05,463
   One for all and all for...

159
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:11,770
        OK, fun's over.
   I gotta get back to work.

160
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,806
 Evil doesn't brilliantly plan
 and execute itself, you know.

161
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:19,577
             Grrr!