1 00:00:00,101 --> 00:00:03,302 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:03,327 --> 00:00:06,328 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:10,555 --> 00:00:12,789 _ 4 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,750 So I text Caitlin to say, 5 00:00:14,775 --> 00:00:16,430 "What are we doing for your birthday on Friday?" 6 00:00:16,455 --> 00:00:18,086 And she's like, "Dinner? Brooklyn?" 7 00:00:18,111 --> 00:00:19,769 And I'm like, "Yeah, can't wait." 8 00:00:19,794 --> 00:00:21,858 - And then she was like... - I have bad news. 9 00:00:21,883 --> 00:00:23,375 How much longer is this story gonna take? 10 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,434 She wants to invite David to dinner. 11 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:27,477 What could be worse news than that? 12 00:00:27,502 --> 00:00:29,944 [coffee pouring] 13 00:00:29,969 --> 00:00:32,083 Oh. I see. 14 00:00:32,109 --> 00:00:33,359 That's the girl who wrote the story 15 00:00:33,384 --> 00:00:34,871 about Josh for "T Magazine"... 16 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:35,703 Greta. 17 00:00:35,727 --> 00:00:36,914 Ugh, what a whore. 18 00:00:36,939 --> 00:00:38,219 That's a little harsh. 19 00:00:38,244 --> 00:00:40,271 I mean publicity whore. 20 00:00:40,296 --> 00:00:41,912 That's fair. 21 00:00:41,937 --> 00:00:44,021 Since when is he a Friend of the High Line? 22 00:00:44,046 --> 00:00:45,378 He doesn't even know the High Line. 23 00:00:45,403 --> 00:00:47,505 Well, he does like to get high. 24 00:00:47,905 --> 00:00:50,898 Well, at least he looks happy. 25 00:00:51,106 --> 00:00:52,940 That's all that matters. 26 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:54,812 ♪ ♪ 27 00:00:54,837 --> 00:00:57,563 Yeah, 'cause he's high. 28 00:00:57,588 --> 00:00:59,297 ♪ ♪ 29 00:00:59,322 --> 00:01:03,039 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 30 00:01:03,882 --> 00:01:05,998 Public humiliation. 31 00:01:06,023 --> 00:01:07,356 Good morning. 32 00:01:07,381 --> 00:01:09,237 My ex, Andy, and his husband Eduardo 33 00:01:09,262 --> 00:01:11,189 had their engagement 34 00:01:11,214 --> 00:01:12,597 printed in the "New York Times." 35 00:01:12,622 --> 00:01:13,747 They were the featured couple 36 00:01:13,772 --> 00:01:14,953 with the color pictures, so I get it. 37 00:01:14,978 --> 00:01:17,433 Yeah, we just broke up, so it's pretty tough. 38 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:19,359 - I'm feeling... - Liza, let's not wallow in it. 39 00:01:19,384 --> 00:01:20,449 We have a lot of work to do today. 40 00:01:20,474 --> 00:01:21,490 Right. 41 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,737 You have a conference call at 9:00, 42 00:01:23,763 --> 00:01:25,322 a marketing show-and-tell at 10:30, 43 00:01:25,347 --> 00:01:27,547 and you are Skyping with Greg from Powell's at noon. 44 00:01:27,572 --> 00:01:28,460 Great. 45 00:01:28,485 --> 00:01:30,478 Make a reservation at Aureole for 12:30. 46 00:01:30,502 --> 00:01:32,750 I'm taking you to lunch. 47 00:01:32,775 --> 00:01:35,583 Oh, okay. 48 00:01:35,870 --> 00:01:38,087 And I have a jacket to cover up... 49 00:01:38,112 --> 00:01:39,359 that. 50 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,088 [energetic music] 51 00:01:43,113 --> 00:01:46,903 ♪ ♪ 52 00:01:48,234 --> 00:01:49,796 This is nice. 53 00:01:49,821 --> 00:01:52,502 Nice? This is a power booth, Liza. 54 00:01:52,528 --> 00:01:53,797 From here we can see and be seen 55 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,000 by everyone who comes in, 56 00:01:55,025 --> 00:01:56,618 and it was lit by the same guy 57 00:01:56,644 --> 00:01:58,251 who did Angela Lansbury's return to Broadway, 58 00:01:58,276 --> 00:02:00,690 so from two booths back, we look like infants. 59 00:02:00,715 --> 00:02:04,147 You want my advice on your breakup? 60 00:02:04,172 --> 00:02:07,099 - Sure. - Invest in yourself. 61 00:02:07,123 --> 00:02:09,250 Put everything into your career. It'll pay off. 62 00:02:09,275 --> 00:02:11,819 Romance is... incidental. 63 00:02:11,844 --> 00:02:14,556 But you work hard enough, and you will always have a job. 64 00:02:14,580 --> 00:02:15,663 Oh, okay. 65 00:02:15,688 --> 00:02:16,877 I guess. 66 00:02:16,902 --> 00:02:20,703 And maybe someday... 67 00:02:21,094 --> 00:02:23,571 I will join you at your power booth. 68 00:02:23,595 --> 00:02:25,712 Diana, if I have a power booth, 69 00:02:25,737 --> 00:02:28,800 you'll be the first person I invite. 70 00:02:28,865 --> 00:02:31,155 Christ, Jackie Dunn just walked in. 71 00:02:31,180 --> 00:02:32,512 Here she comes. Hide the bread. 72 00:02:32,537 --> 00:02:35,142 Jackie, what are you doing below 50th? 73 00:02:35,167 --> 00:02:37,601 Oh, you know. Just keeping it real. 74 00:02:37,627 --> 00:02:38,956 [laughs] 75 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:41,563 Actually, Mark and I just moved to Tribeca. 76 00:02:41,588 --> 00:02:44,185 - What? - It's a hike, but we love it, 77 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:45,320 Here you go, Jackie. 78 00:02:45,345 --> 00:02:46,656 I ran over as soon as I realized. 79 00:02:46,681 --> 00:02:48,523 Oh, is it supposed to rain? 80 00:02:48,548 --> 00:02:50,852 No, it's very sunny, and you can't go out in the sun 81 00:02:50,877 --> 00:02:51,820 for 10 days after... 82 00:02:51,845 --> 00:02:54,992 It has been so good seeing you, Diana. 83 00:02:55,017 --> 00:02:56,954 We really need to get a lunch on the books. 84 00:02:56,979 --> 00:02:58,218 Definitely. 85 00:02:58,242 --> 00:03:00,865 I don't need you anymore. 86 00:03:01,045 --> 00:03:02,529 I... 87 00:03:02,554 --> 00:03:03,874 You must be Emily, right? 88 00:03:03,899 --> 00:03:05,393 I'm Liza, Diana's assistant. 89 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:06,450 We've GChatted. 90 00:03:06,475 --> 00:03:07,724 Oh, hi. 91 00:03:07,749 --> 00:03:09,648 Wow, you're not at all what I pictured. 92 00:03:09,673 --> 00:03:11,125 You were so nice on the phone, I assumed you were, like, 93 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:14,013 homely or twee, but you seem totally normal. 94 00:03:14,038 --> 00:03:15,773 Uh, thanks. You seem normal too. 95 00:03:15,797 --> 00:03:18,116 Hey, there's this young professionals mixer 96 00:03:18,141 --> 00:03:19,061 tonight in Chelsea. 97 00:03:19,085 --> 00:03:20,830 They're totally fun, and it's not just publishing nerds. 98 00:03:20,855 --> 00:03:22,405 It's assistants from all over Manhattan. 99 00:03:22,430 --> 00:03:23,344 You should come. 100 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:24,930 Oh, tonight, I... 101 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,634 She'll be there. 102 00:03:26,659 --> 00:03:29,153 Lean in. 103 00:03:29,441 --> 00:03:30,713 Okay. 104 00:03:30,738 --> 00:03:32,112 Uh, you can go. 105 00:03:32,137 --> 00:03:34,991 [upbeat music] 106 00:03:35,253 --> 00:03:36,762 ♪ ♪ 107 00:03:36,787 --> 00:03:38,120 Hey, have you ever heard of 108 00:03:38,145 --> 00:03:39,914 the Young Professionals Society? 109 00:03:39,939 --> 00:03:41,638 I got invited to their mixer. 110 00:03:41,663 --> 00:03:43,487 Yeah, it's kind of dorky. 111 00:03:43,512 --> 00:03:45,729 It's for people who are, like, desperate to move up. 112 00:03:45,754 --> 00:03:47,954 - You should check it out. - What, because I'm desperate? 113 00:03:47,979 --> 00:03:48,957 No. 114 00:03:48,982 --> 00:03:49,835 Because you're dorky. 115 00:03:49,860 --> 00:03:50,710 [computer chimes] 116 00:03:50,734 --> 00:03:51,773 Oh, my God. 117 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:53,042 Lauren is out of control. 118 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,148 She has turned into 119 00:03:54,173 --> 00:03:55,438 a complete bridesmaidzilla. 120 00:03:55,463 --> 00:03:56,437 I don't know what to do. 121 00:03:56,462 --> 00:03:57,633 Well, just be honest with her. 122 00:03:57,658 --> 00:03:58,963 Tell her you want a low-key wedding. 123 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:01,128 I have, and then she pinched my arm 124 00:04:01,153 --> 00:04:03,209 really hard and said, "You're better than that." 125 00:04:03,234 --> 00:04:04,746 Wow, okay. 126 00:04:04,771 --> 00:04:06,804 Well, uh, maybe try to get her to focus 127 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:09,385 on a less significant part of the wedding, 128 00:04:09,410 --> 00:04:10,225 like flowers. 129 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,833 Flowers are everything! 130 00:04:11,858 --> 00:04:13,883 Okay, well, something else. 131 00:04:13,908 --> 00:04:16,634 I mean, getting married is stressful. 132 00:04:16,659 --> 00:04:20,601 Just make sure to focus on what's important to you. 133 00:04:20,626 --> 00:04:21,697 Yeah. 134 00:04:21,733 --> 00:04:24,361 Says the person who's never had to plan a wedding. 135 00:04:24,387 --> 00:04:26,226 You got me there. 136 00:04:26,251 --> 00:04:28,967 Babe, you have to help me with these wedding decisions, okay? 137 00:04:28,992 --> 00:04:31,136 Of course, boo, I got you. We are in this together. 138 00:04:31,161 --> 00:04:32,632 I'm just gonna have to take a call in, like, five. 139 00:04:32,657 --> 00:04:34,736 All right, you two. Let's do this. 140 00:04:34,761 --> 00:04:36,953 Uh, Kelsey, did you get my email about the dresses? 141 00:04:36,978 --> 00:04:37,703 Yes. 142 00:04:37,728 --> 00:04:39,513 I am not wearing a see-through wedding dress. 143 00:04:39,538 --> 00:04:40,448 Why? 144 00:04:40,473 --> 00:04:41,864 Because I don't want my grandma 145 00:04:41,889 --> 00:04:42,945 to see my Hello Kitty. 146 00:04:42,969 --> 00:04:43,781 There was beadwork. 147 00:04:43,806 --> 00:04:45,679 Okay, Lauren, if Kelsey doesn't want her choach showing, 148 00:04:45,704 --> 00:04:47,414 then it ain't showing. End of discussion. 149 00:04:47,439 --> 00:04:49,058 I know, I know... I'm pushing you guys. 150 00:04:49,083 --> 00:04:50,578 But it's my job. 151 00:04:50,604 --> 00:04:51,852 - It is? - Yes. 152 00:04:51,877 --> 00:04:53,762 And you're pushing back, which I appreciate. 153 00:04:53,787 --> 00:04:56,446 Together, we are gonna grind out something beautiful. 154 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:57,363 All right? I know it. 155 00:04:57,388 --> 00:04:58,602 I just... I need you guys to stay open 156 00:04:58,627 --> 00:04:59,864 to this process, okay? 157 00:04:59,889 --> 00:05:00,743 - Fine. - Great. 158 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:01,960 Let's take a tour of the space, 159 00:05:01,985 --> 00:05:04,159 after I introduce you to your dream team. 160 00:05:04,183 --> 00:05:06,817 Linda Chang, James Beard Award-winning sommelier. 161 00:05:06,842 --> 00:05:07,987 Tammy Anders, pastry chef. 162 00:05:08,012 --> 00:05:09,811 She'll be in charge of curating your venetian hour. 163 00:05:09,836 --> 00:05:11,711 Matt Marks, social media concierge. 164 00:05:11,736 --> 00:05:13,414 He will ensure your special day is documented 165 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:14,692 on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. 166 00:05:14,717 --> 00:05:16,340 He will also come up with your hashtag. 167 00:05:16,365 --> 00:05:17,976 Don't we just combine our names? 168 00:05:18,001 --> 00:05:19,328 - Mm-hmm. - We... we can do that. 169 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:20,580 Oh, really? Because you haven't. 170 00:05:20,605 --> 00:05:21,716 Okay? 171 00:05:21,741 --> 00:05:23,500 Matt also works with this Foto Robot, 172 00:05:23,525 --> 00:05:24,916 an interactive photo booth. 173 00:05:24,941 --> 00:05:26,852 Hello, Kelsey and Thad. 174 00:05:26,877 --> 00:05:28,666 Babe, got to jump on this. 175 00:05:28,690 --> 00:05:31,433 Can't we just hire a human photographer? 176 00:05:31,458 --> 00:05:32,262 Hey, Lauren. 177 00:05:32,287 --> 00:05:34,238 [falcon screaming] 178 00:05:34,263 --> 00:05:36,262 Lauren, I thought we talked about this. 179 00:05:36,287 --> 00:05:37,328 I know, I know. 180 00:05:37,353 --> 00:05:38,945 I just thought that if Jan and Bonnie came here in person 181 00:05:38,970 --> 00:05:39,893 that you might change your mind. 182 00:05:39,919 --> 00:05:41,581 I do not want a predator 183 00:05:41,606 --> 00:05:43,589 flying around with our rings in its mouth. 184 00:05:43,614 --> 00:05:44,844 Well, for your information, 185 00:05:44,869 --> 00:05:46,452 she wears them in a little pouch around her neck. 186 00:05:46,477 --> 00:05:47,242 No. 187 00:05:47,267 --> 00:05:48,421 Okay, I'd like Thad to weigh in. 188 00:05:48,447 --> 00:05:49,903 - Thad? - [falcon screaming] 189 00:05:49,928 --> 00:05:51,165 God damn it! 190 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:53,101 That'd be a no from Thad, too. 191 00:05:53,126 --> 00:05:55,980 [lively music] 192 00:05:56,006 --> 00:05:57,894 ♪ ♪ 193 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:00,224 Liza! Over here! 194 00:06:00,249 --> 00:06:01,853 - Hi. - Hey. 195 00:06:01,878 --> 00:06:04,129 Wow, everyone looks like they're right out of college. 196 00:06:04,154 --> 00:06:06,988 Honestly, some of these people are probably still in college. 197 00:06:07,013 --> 00:06:10,125 It's so hard to get a job, if you land a summer internship, 198 00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:11,126 you just stay. 199 00:06:11,151 --> 00:06:12,688 My degree never helped me get anything. 200 00:06:12,713 --> 00:06:14,942 - Where'd you go? - Um... Dartmouth. 201 00:06:14,967 --> 00:06:16,695 No. When did you graduate? 202 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,378 Uh, '08. 203 00:06:18,402 --> 00:06:21,646 So did I. Marta... Marta Beem? 204 00:06:21,672 --> 00:06:23,215 They used to call me Deer Slayer, 205 00:06:23,239 --> 00:06:24,710 'cause I sold venison steaks out of my dorm. 206 00:06:24,735 --> 00:06:25,798 [laughs nervously] 207 00:06:25,823 --> 00:06:26,783 [laughs] 208 00:06:26,808 --> 00:06:27,890 That's not ringing a bell. 209 00:06:27,915 --> 00:06:31,269 No, I totally know you. 210 00:06:31,294 --> 00:06:33,390 Did you play volleyball? 211 00:06:33,415 --> 00:06:34,414 Ski team. 212 00:06:34,439 --> 00:06:37,022 Yes. Oh, my God, I remember you. 213 00:06:37,047 --> 00:06:38,405 This is nuts. 214 00:06:38,430 --> 00:06:40,313 You have to come to our Dartmouth alumni group 215 00:06:40,338 --> 00:06:40,961 next week. 216 00:06:40,986 --> 00:06:43,156 - Hey, Sierra. - This is Liza. 217 00:06:43,181 --> 00:06:44,193 She's new. 218 00:06:44,218 --> 00:06:45,940 Liza and I went to Dartmouth together. 219 00:06:45,965 --> 00:06:47,092 She works in publishing. 220 00:06:47,117 --> 00:06:49,002 Sierra's killing it at the hedge fund game 221 00:06:49,027 --> 00:06:50,221 over at Onyx Capital. 222 00:06:50,245 --> 00:06:52,204 It is insane how much money I make. 223 00:06:52,229 --> 00:06:53,071 Onyx Capital? 224 00:06:53,096 --> 00:06:55,313 My, uh, my friend's fiancé works over there. 225 00:06:55,338 --> 00:06:56,543 Thad Weber. 226 00:06:56,568 --> 00:07:00,183 Thad is someone's fiancé? Ugh, yikes. 227 00:07:00,338 --> 00:07:02,072 What do you mean "yikes"? 228 00:07:02,097 --> 00:07:05,520 I just met you, so I feel like I shouldn't say anything, 229 00:07:05,545 --> 00:07:07,392 but in the spirit of helping women, 230 00:07:07,417 --> 00:07:08,470 I feel like I should. 231 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:10,866 - You definitely should. - If it's gonna help women. 232 00:07:10,891 --> 00:07:12,220 There's a rumor going around 233 00:07:12,245 --> 00:07:14,352 that Thad is hooking up with his assistant. 234 00:07:14,377 --> 00:07:17,010 Apparently they do it in the 30th floor bathrooms 235 00:07:17,035 --> 00:07:18,494 every single day. 236 00:07:18,519 --> 00:07:19,801 Ugh. Stall rabbits. 237 00:07:19,826 --> 00:07:21,492 There's an infestation at my work. 238 00:07:21,517 --> 00:07:23,727 Nobody's hooking up at my work, and I'm, like, 239 00:07:23,752 --> 00:07:25,004 totally DTF. 240 00:07:25,029 --> 00:07:26,842 Uh, Thad? Are you sure? 241 00:07:26,867 --> 00:07:28,173 I mean, I haven't, like, seen it. 242 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,840 But yes, I've heard from some very reliable sources. 243 00:07:30,865 --> 00:07:33,079 I mean, he can be a jerk sometimes, 244 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:35,245 but I rally don't think he would do that to Kelsey. 245 00:07:35,270 --> 00:07:36,775 I'm not saying he's a terrible guy. 246 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,382 It's just all the portfolio managers 247 00:07:38,407 --> 00:07:40,141 think that screwing their assistant 248 00:07:40,166 --> 00:07:41,565 is part of the job. 249 00:07:41,590 --> 00:07:42,588 Huh. 250 00:07:42,613 --> 00:07:44,248 You can barely ever get a handicapped stall 251 00:07:44,273 --> 00:07:45,607 after 3:00 p.m. in that building. 252 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,160 - Ew. - Damn. 253 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:52,670 Okay, so we took your advice, 254 00:07:52,695 --> 00:07:54,583 and I'm having Lauren throw me an engagement party... 255 00:07:54,609 --> 00:07:56,642 Hopefully get all the crazy out of her system. 256 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:57,900 That's a great idea. 257 00:07:57,925 --> 00:07:59,715 Yeah, so it's Saturday night at Barocco. 258 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,692 Is, um, Thad excited about it? 259 00:08:01,717 --> 00:08:03,508 No. He's a guy. 260 00:08:03,533 --> 00:08:05,533 He doesn't care about an engagement party. 261 00:08:05,558 --> 00:08:07,139 He barely cares we're having a wedding. 262 00:08:07,165 --> 00:08:07,940 What do you mean? 263 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,047 I mean... 264 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,294 he cares, obviously, but you know, 265 00:08:11,319 --> 00:08:13,176 he just can't be bothered by any of the prep. 266 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:14,771 Well, does he have an assistant 267 00:08:14,796 --> 00:08:17,522 he wouldn't mind asking for personal favors? 268 00:08:17,849 --> 00:08:19,052 Like, wedding stuff? 269 00:08:19,077 --> 00:08:20,456 I think he shares an assistant 270 00:08:20,481 --> 00:08:22,240 with a bunch of other guys. 271 00:08:22,266 --> 00:08:25,489 But he does have a lot of hot, single friends 272 00:08:25,514 --> 00:08:26,456 who'll be at the party, 273 00:08:26,481 --> 00:08:29,225 and there are benefits to rebound sex. 274 00:08:29,558 --> 00:08:31,143 Like confidence. 275 00:08:31,168 --> 00:08:33,491 Come on, Josh is with this hot, new, 276 00:08:33,516 --> 00:08:34,474 Internet-famous girl, 277 00:08:34,499 --> 00:08:35,832 and you've got to be thinking about that. 278 00:08:35,857 --> 00:08:38,270 - I am now. - So get yours. 279 00:08:38,355 --> 00:08:41,039 Temporary fixes are better than no fixes at all. 280 00:08:41,064 --> 00:08:42,396 Are you really giving me this advice? 281 00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:43,147 Yes. 282 00:08:43,172 --> 00:08:44,982 Sometimes you got to get under someone 283 00:08:45,007 --> 00:08:46,108 to get over someone. 284 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:49,132 [lively music] 285 00:08:49,157 --> 00:08:52,188 ♪ ♪ 286 00:08:58,522 --> 00:09:00,556 Well, this is fun. 287 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:02,036 Yeah, I'm so glad we're doing this. 288 00:09:02,061 --> 00:09:02,716 Yeah. 289 00:09:02,741 --> 00:09:04,894 Mm. How's work, sweetie? 290 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,208 Oh, it's good, good. Hectic. 291 00:09:06,233 --> 00:09:07,635 I, uh... 292 00:09:07,660 --> 00:09:08,979 You weren't asking me. 293 00:09:09,004 --> 00:09:10,120 - I was not. - [chuckles] 294 00:09:10,145 --> 00:09:11,444 It's going well. 295 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:13,185 Dad and I are holding down the fort. 296 00:09:13,210 --> 00:09:16,129 Caitlin's a bit of a natural with the cheek retractor. 297 00:09:16,154 --> 00:09:18,450 Might be a dental school in our future over here. 298 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,641 Uh, I-I don't want to spend my life 299 00:09:19,666 --> 00:09:21,145 inside people's mouths. 300 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:22,068 No offense, Dad. 301 00:09:22,093 --> 00:09:23,123 - [accordion music] - Ooh, Liza. 302 00:09:23,148 --> 00:09:24,221 Look at this fella over here. 303 00:09:24,246 --> 00:09:25,724 - Check him out. - What? 304 00:09:25,749 --> 00:09:26,581 Ugh. 305 00:09:26,606 --> 00:09:28,106 On our honeymoon in Italy, 306 00:09:28,131 --> 00:09:30,767 we were at this little hole-in-the-wall restaurant. 307 00:09:30,792 --> 00:09:33,459 Uh, and the waiters just kept pouring the wine, and... 308 00:09:33,484 --> 00:09:34,817 And your dad kept drinking it. 309 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,144 Well, I was being polite. 310 00:09:36,169 --> 00:09:38,032 Well, he got really "polite" 311 00:09:38,058 --> 00:09:40,409 and decided to join the accordion band. 312 00:09:40,434 --> 00:09:42,134 Join? What do you mean, join? 313 00:09:42,159 --> 00:09:43,927 Well, they just... They put a little hat on me, 314 00:09:43,952 --> 00:09:44,935 and, uh, they gave me an accordion. 315 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,269 - He took the accordion... - Well... 316 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,334 And started pumping away 317 00:09:47,359 --> 00:09:48,753 like he was bringing it back to life. 318 00:09:48,778 --> 00:09:50,466 Oh, my God. Were you any good? 319 00:09:50,491 --> 00:09:51,878 - No. - No? 320 00:09:51,903 --> 00:09:53,302 - He was terrible. - Okay, I agree with that. 321 00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:54,543 But when we got back to Jersey, 322 00:09:54,568 --> 00:09:56,004 remember, I went to a pawn shop, 323 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,198 and I bought an accordion, 324 00:09:57,223 --> 00:09:58,261 and I taught myself to play a little. 325 00:09:58,286 --> 00:10:00,341 - Ugh. - No way. 326 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:01,367 Prove it. 327 00:10:01,391 --> 00:10:03,077 Hmm. Okay, I will. 328 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,406 Yeah? Are you doing this? 329 00:10:04,430 --> 00:10:05,729 - I don't think you should. - Really? 330 00:10:05,754 --> 00:10:06,957 Mom, it's my birthday. 331 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,532 Yeah, but this is not a gift. 332 00:10:08,558 --> 00:10:09,614 - Oh, yeah? - Believe me. 333 00:10:09,638 --> 00:10:10,573 What are you doing? 334 00:10:10,598 --> 00:10:11,852 Can I just... can I just use this for a second? 335 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:13,360 - David... - Heavier than I remember. 336 00:10:13,385 --> 00:10:15,314 - David... - Oh, that's cool. 337 00:10:15,339 --> 00:10:16,501 Can I get your hat, too? Thanks. 338 00:10:16,526 --> 00:10:17,940 - I appreciate it. - I apologize. 339 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,450 [laughs] 340 00:10:19,475 --> 00:10:20,757 [strums accordion] 341 00:10:20,782 --> 00:10:22,250 Oh! 342 00:10:22,275 --> 00:10:25,493 [plays masterfully] 343 00:10:25,518 --> 00:10:28,770 ♪ ♪ 344 00:10:30,478 --> 00:10:32,002 [laughing] 345 00:10:32,027 --> 00:10:34,937 ♪ ♪ 346 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,626 - Yay! - Bravo! 347 00:10:40,651 --> 00:10:41,602 - [applause] - Thank you. 348 00:10:41,627 --> 00:10:42,743 - Thank you, everyone. - Yeah! 349 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:43,663 - [applause] - That's my dad. 350 00:10:43,688 --> 00:10:45,326 Whoo! 351 00:10:45,887 --> 00:10:48,796 I'm just saying, no other parents dressed up 352 00:10:48,821 --> 00:10:50,014 to take their kids trick-or-treating. 353 00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:52,170 No other parents were as creative as we were. 354 00:10:52,195 --> 00:10:53,212 [laughing] Oh, okay. 355 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,356 You remember the time we dressed her up 356 00:10:54,382 --> 00:10:55,665 as a little white tiger? 357 00:10:55,690 --> 00:10:57,356 And then you and I went as... Who were those... 358 00:10:57,381 --> 00:10:58,584 Siegfried and Roy. 359 00:10:58,616 --> 00:10:59,705 - Yeah! - Yes! 360 00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:01,705 And every door we'd go to, Mom would just hold me up 361 00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:04,672 to her face and scream, "Mantecore, no!" 362 00:11:05,271 --> 00:11:06,736 Yeah, some people got it. 363 00:11:06,761 --> 00:11:07,881 [laughter] 364 00:11:07,906 --> 00:11:10,785 Oh, wow, uh, it's later than I thought. 365 00:11:10,810 --> 00:11:12,767 - [clears throat] - Do you guys mind if I go? 366 00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:14,977 I told Padma I'd meet her, like, a half hour ago. 367 00:11:15,002 --> 00:11:15,858 - Oh. - Of course, go. 368 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,082 - Get out of here. - Yeah? 369 00:11:17,107 --> 00:11:18,106 - Yeah. - It's okay. 370 00:11:18,131 --> 00:11:19,491 - Happy birthday, baby. - Muah. 371 00:11:19,516 --> 00:11:21,299 - Be safe, please. - Okay. 372 00:11:21,323 --> 00:11:23,604 All growed up. Come here, you. 373 00:11:23,629 --> 00:11:26,399 - Love you... happy birthday. - Thank you for dinner. 374 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,728 - Really great time. - Yeah. 375 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:31,297 Ugh, my God, it's crazy how old she is. 376 00:11:31,322 --> 00:11:33,996 [laughing] It's crazy how old we are. 377 00:11:34,021 --> 00:11:35,854 Doesn't seem to have affected you. 378 00:11:35,879 --> 00:11:37,328 You look great. 379 00:11:37,353 --> 00:11:38,370 Yeah, right. 380 00:11:38,395 --> 00:11:40,212 [sighs] Oh man, I miss this, Liza... 381 00:11:40,237 --> 00:11:42,347 Us together as a family. 382 00:11:42,372 --> 00:11:43,946 I know it's all my fault. You don't have to say it. 383 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,189 Oh, I wasn't gonna. I was just gonna smile and nod. 384 00:11:46,214 --> 00:11:47,806 [chuckles] 385 00:11:47,831 --> 00:11:49,414 [clears throat] 386 00:11:49,521 --> 00:11:51,111 So I hear through the grapevine 387 00:11:51,136 --> 00:11:54,038 that you're, uh, seeing somebody. 388 00:11:54,063 --> 00:11:56,566 [clears throat] We broke up. 389 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,205 Ha! You dumped him already? 390 00:11:59,231 --> 00:12:00,657 He kind of dumped me. 391 00:12:00,682 --> 00:12:02,015 What? 392 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:05,008 Oh, the guy is clearly an idiot. 393 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,108 [clears throat] Some more? 394 00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:09,583 Uh, a splash. 395 00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:11,677 [sighs] 396 00:12:11,702 --> 00:12:13,471 I know you think I'm a bad person, Liza, 397 00:12:13,496 --> 00:12:14,632 but I'm not. 398 00:12:14,658 --> 00:12:16,089 Don't tell me what I'm thinking. 399 00:12:16,113 --> 00:12:17,951 You don't know me. 400 00:12:17,976 --> 00:12:19,289 I've changed. 401 00:12:19,314 --> 00:12:21,514 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 402 00:12:21,539 --> 00:12:24,416 In fact, some people might say I'm a bad guy. 403 00:12:24,441 --> 00:12:25,624 Well, you do seem different. 404 00:12:25,648 --> 00:12:27,147 Not bad, just... I don't know, 405 00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:29,339 sort of... cooler. 406 00:12:29,364 --> 00:12:32,082 Oh, yeah, well, I am cool. 407 00:12:32,107 --> 00:12:34,689 - You'd be surprised. - Surprise me. 408 00:12:34,714 --> 00:12:35,946 [chuckles] 409 00:12:35,971 --> 00:12:37,238 Another bottle? 410 00:12:37,263 --> 00:12:39,894 - Mm-mmm. - Yeah, please. 411 00:12:39,919 --> 00:12:42,720 [upbeat music] 412 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,102 Oh, you do not have to walk me home. 413 00:12:46,127 --> 00:12:47,574 Well, I'm the one with the umbrella, 414 00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:50,453 plus you... you do not look safe in those boots. 415 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:51,558 What? 416 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,842 When did you even start wearing boots like that? 417 00:12:53,867 --> 00:12:54,689 It's so hot. 418 00:12:54,714 --> 00:12:57,212 About the same time I started wearing hot underwear 419 00:12:57,237 --> 00:12:57,814 like this. 420 00:12:57,839 --> 00:13:00,205 Whoa, wait a second! 421 00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:01,653 I want to see that. Do that again. 422 00:13:01,678 --> 00:13:03,970 Yeah, you missed out on this, baby. 423 00:13:05,974 --> 00:13:08,192 - Hey. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 424 00:13:08,217 --> 00:13:10,173 I was... I was... 425 00:13:10,198 --> 00:13:13,081 [energetic music] 426 00:13:15,714 --> 00:13:18,815 [thunder crashing] 427 00:13:21,853 --> 00:13:24,854 [dramatic music] 428 00:13:24,856 --> 00:13:29,525 ♪ ♪ 429 00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:32,518 [thunder crashing] 430 00:13:40,856 --> 00:13:43,428 Ugh. 431 00:13:43,453 --> 00:13:44,703 What's the matter? 432 00:13:44,727 --> 00:13:45,827 You have a bad dream? 433 00:13:45,852 --> 00:13:46,825 Ugh, I wish. 434 00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:48,140 I drank too much at dinner, 435 00:13:48,165 --> 00:13:49,940 and something horrible happened. 436 00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:52,218 - I had sex with my husband. - My God. 437 00:13:52,243 --> 00:13:54,249 I heard you clunking around. 438 00:13:54,274 --> 00:13:55,546 I thought you were making food, 439 00:13:55,571 --> 00:13:57,394 not slicing pie with David. 440 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,507 Oh, gross, gross, gross, gross. 441 00:13:59,938 --> 00:14:02,703 Now he's gonna think we have a shot at getting back together. 442 00:14:02,728 --> 00:14:04,762 Well, I can go sneak into your room 443 00:14:04,787 --> 00:14:07,954 and put my pointy knee right into his ball sack. 444 00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:09,923 He'll be hauling ass back to New Jersey 445 00:14:09,948 --> 00:14:11,281 before the sun comes up. 446 00:14:11,306 --> 00:14:12,643 [laughs] 447 00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:13,515 Thank you. 448 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,482 [chuckles] 449 00:14:15,508 --> 00:14:16,891 This is my mess. 450 00:14:16,915 --> 00:14:19,155 Ugh, I'll deal with it... 451 00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:20,499 in the morning. 452 00:14:20,524 --> 00:14:23,515 [upbeat music] 453 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:24,538 ♪ ♪ 454 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,662 [laughing] Oh, my God. 455 00:14:27,687 --> 00:14:29,187 He's not here. 456 00:14:29,212 --> 00:14:31,141 Maybe it really was a bad dream. 457 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,966 Nah, it was real. 458 00:14:33,469 --> 00:14:35,648 You had a one night stand with your husband, 459 00:14:35,673 --> 00:14:37,056 and he left you a note. 460 00:14:37,081 --> 00:14:39,081 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. 461 00:14:39,106 --> 00:14:41,072 Ugh. 462 00:14:41,729 --> 00:14:44,294 "That was fun." Ugh. 463 00:14:44,319 --> 00:14:45,921 So something a dentist would say 464 00:14:45,946 --> 00:14:47,157 after a routine filling. 465 00:14:47,182 --> 00:14:48,955 Ew. [scoffs] 466 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,984 I'm behaving like an actual 26-year-old: 467 00:14:51,009 --> 00:14:51,968 having rebound sex. 468 00:14:51,993 --> 00:14:53,129 More like boomerang. 469 00:14:53,154 --> 00:14:54,937 And pining over my ex-boyfriend. 470 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,520 I've re-read all of our texts. 471 00:14:56,545 --> 00:14:58,847 I scroll through our photos whenever I'm bored. 472 00:14:58,872 --> 00:15:00,272 I can't keep doing this. 473 00:15:00,297 --> 00:15:02,581 I'm not some emo teen who just lost her virginity. 474 00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:04,160 No, you're a 40-year-old mother. 475 00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:05,004 Yeah. 476 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,812 And a 26-year-old marketing assistant. 477 00:15:06,837 --> 00:15:07,874 Right. 478 00:15:07,899 --> 00:15:09,997 And a considerate roommate who wouldn't mind 479 00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:11,952 schlepping my sheets to the Laundromat 480 00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:13,810 on her way to work. 481 00:15:13,835 --> 00:15:14,616 On it. 482 00:15:14,641 --> 00:15:16,943 ♪ You light me up inside ♪ 483 00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:19,231 ♪ And make me come alive ♪ 484 00:15:19,257 --> 00:15:21,344 ♪ You know you light me up inside ♪ 485 00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:23,503 ♪ You know you turn me on ♪ 486 00:15:23,528 --> 00:15:25,239 ♪ You got me burnin' up ♪ 487 00:15:25,264 --> 00:15:26,984 ♪ You got it goin' on ♪ 488 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,093 ♪ You in your zone, don't slow it down ♪ 489 00:15:28,118 --> 00:15:30,884 Hey, this party is amazing. 490 00:15:30,909 --> 00:15:32,757 But could you imagine if it was my wedding? 491 00:15:32,782 --> 00:15:34,899 My cousins with their home-schooled children 492 00:15:34,924 --> 00:15:36,670 eating sushi off of drag queens? 493 00:15:36,695 --> 00:15:38,509 No, this is not a place for churchy cousins. 494 00:15:38,533 --> 00:15:39,748 Whoo. All right, squad. 495 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,296 Would you fancy a picture? 496 00:15:41,321 --> 00:15:42,662 - [laughs] - Okay. 497 00:15:42,687 --> 00:15:43,717 Cheers. 498 00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:45,706 Long live the union of Kelsey and Thad. 499 00:15:45,731 --> 00:15:48,311 Okay, you two should go get in line for the Cava chandelier. 500 00:15:48,336 --> 00:15:49,842 I have to go deal with Lordy GuyGuy. 501 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,296 - Who? - Lordy GuyGuy. 502 00:15:51,321 --> 00:15:53,139 The best Gaga impersonator in the city. 503 00:15:53,164 --> 00:15:55,795 He even impersonates her power trips. 504 00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:57,609 If you'll excuse me... 505 00:15:57,634 --> 00:16:00,561 [pop music] 506 00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:02,329 So where's Thad? 507 00:16:02,354 --> 00:16:04,214 Uh, brah-ing it up somewhere. 508 00:16:04,239 --> 00:16:06,600 He's got all of his work friends here to entertain. 509 00:16:06,626 --> 00:16:08,458 Is that, uh, someone from work? 510 00:16:08,482 --> 00:16:09,640 Her? 511 00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:12,434 Um, I don't know. Maybe. 512 00:16:12,459 --> 00:16:13,658 Well, should we go meet her? 513 00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:15,706 Chat her up? Scare her off... whatever? 514 00:16:15,731 --> 00:16:16,665 What does that mean? 515 00:16:16,691 --> 00:16:18,659 Uh, just that it's Thad, 516 00:16:18,684 --> 00:16:21,482 and you know, he's talking to a pretty girl. 517 00:16:21,507 --> 00:16:23,465 Liza, this is my engagement party. 518 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:24,772 You are not allowed to insinuate 519 00:16:24,797 --> 00:16:26,763 that my fiancé is flirting with someone. 520 00:16:26,788 --> 00:16:28,077 [sighs] Okay, you know what? 521 00:16:28,102 --> 00:16:29,827 You're right. I'm sorry. 522 00:16:29,852 --> 00:16:31,804 I just... God, this breakup 523 00:16:31,829 --> 00:16:33,347 is just really messing with my head. 524 00:16:33,372 --> 00:16:35,427 Yeah, because that's what breakups do. 525 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,756 You need some physical activity. 526 00:16:37,781 --> 00:16:38,980 Get you out of your head. 527 00:16:39,005 --> 00:16:40,088 Just say the word, okay? 528 00:16:40,113 --> 00:16:41,913 Any guy in here in an expensive suit 529 00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:43,411 is looking for a "smash and dash." 530 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:46,792 Ha, well, actually, I took care of that last night 531 00:16:46,817 --> 00:16:49,178 with a married man. 532 00:16:49,203 --> 00:16:50,948 Well, actually divorced. 533 00:16:50,973 --> 00:16:52,187 Oh, my God. 534 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,045 Divorced guys are so tragic. 535 00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:55,703 Where did you meet him? 536 00:16:55,728 --> 00:16:56,916 At a restaurant. 537 00:16:56,941 --> 00:16:58,380 He was playing the accordion. 538 00:16:58,405 --> 00:17:00,460 [gasps] Oh, that sounds gross. 539 00:17:00,485 --> 00:17:01,994 It was really gross. 540 00:17:02,019 --> 00:17:04,737 Did sleeping with him at least help the Josh situation? 541 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,930 It made me realize that I want to focus on work, 542 00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:09,547 and not guys and relationships for a while. 543 00:17:09,572 --> 00:17:11,563 Ah. Big belly, small dick? 544 00:17:11,587 --> 00:17:12,587 You know what? 545 00:17:12,612 --> 00:17:15,547 You can be the one to focus on relationships, 546 00:17:15,572 --> 00:17:17,523 because you're getting married. 547 00:17:17,548 --> 00:17:19,859 It's a really big deal. 548 00:17:20,611 --> 00:17:22,524 I'll carry the ball for a while. 549 00:17:22,549 --> 00:17:25,139 Okay, I'm gonna let you focus on work, 550 00:17:25,164 --> 00:17:26,923 but if you change your mind, 551 00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:30,738 my uncle George plays bagpipe in a Celtic rock band. 552 00:17:30,763 --> 00:17:32,542 Ooh, tempting. 553 00:17:32,567 --> 00:17:34,571 ♪ ♪ 554 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:38,125 ♪ Oh, oh, we started a war ♪ 555 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:40,819 ♪ There's no turning back ♪ 556 00:17:40,844 --> 00:17:43,428 ♪ There's no turning back ♪ 557 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,336 ♪ Till we come down ♪ 558 00:17:45,361 --> 00:17:47,019 ♪ ♪ 559 00:17:47,468 --> 00:17:48,916 [phone chimes] 560 00:17:48,941 --> 00:17:51,461 ♪ Till we come down ♪ 561 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:53,985 Oh, my gosh. 562 00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:55,061 I just have to say, 563 00:17:55,086 --> 00:17:57,933 this is the best party I have ever thrown. 564 00:17:57,958 --> 00:17:59,834 Good. Enjoy it. 565 00:17:59,859 --> 00:18:01,885 Yes! Wait until the wedding. 566 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,884 - You're not doing the wedding. - What? 567 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,560 I'm sorry, Lauren. 568 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,541 I love you, 569 00:18:07,565 --> 00:18:09,865 but my wedding is going to be what I want. 570 00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:12,656 Right, and I assumed you wanted something awesome. 571 00:18:12,681 --> 00:18:14,931 I want something quiet in a church... 572 00:18:14,956 --> 00:18:16,772 Somewhere I can bring my parents, 573 00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:19,193 something where the sushi is stationary, 574 00:18:19,218 --> 00:18:20,866 and my dress won't be see-through. 575 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:21,614 It'll be white... 576 00:18:21,639 --> 00:18:22,888 - [gasps] - Ish. 577 00:18:22,913 --> 00:18:24,296 No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 578 00:18:24,321 --> 00:18:26,523 - You can't do that! - I'm sorry, Lauren. 579 00:18:26,548 --> 00:18:28,006 Throw a lunatic parade of a wedding 580 00:18:28,031 --> 00:18:28,908 when you get married. 581 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,116 [gasps] Fine, you know what? 582 00:18:30,141 --> 00:18:30,975 - I will. - Good. 583 00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:32,717 And I will be right there with you the whole time. 584 00:18:32,742 --> 00:18:34,692 Thank you. That is really sweet. 585 00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,813 I tried to hijack your wedding, didn't I? 586 00:18:36,838 --> 00:18:38,272 - Yeah. - Okay. 587 00:18:38,297 --> 00:18:40,026 I am... I am so sorry. 588 00:18:40,051 --> 00:18:41,834 No more over-the-top suggestions, all right? 589 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:42,950 I promise. 590 00:18:42,975 --> 00:18:45,230 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 591 00:18:45,255 --> 00:18:47,606 At least consider the falcon. 592 00:18:47,631 --> 00:18:48,830 Welcome, everybody. 593 00:18:48,855 --> 00:18:49,998 I'm gonna make this short. 594 00:18:50,023 --> 00:18:52,022 My Kelsey. 595 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:56,416 You... you know that you are like another daughter to me. 596 00:18:56,441 --> 00:18:57,606 And I love you dearly. 597 00:18:57,631 --> 00:18:59,848 And I wish you only good things. 598 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,902 She's like a daughter to both of us. 599 00:19:01,927 --> 00:19:02,673 Yes, she is. 600 00:19:02,705 --> 00:19:06,212 May your marriage be filled with as much happiness 601 00:19:06,237 --> 00:19:08,521 and hot sex as ours. 602 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,251 Mazel tov, everybody! 603 00:19:10,276 --> 00:19:11,965 - [cheers] - She's an animal, this woman! 604 00:19:11,990 --> 00:19:13,299 - An animal! - All right. 605 00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:15,114 - Cheers, guys. - Are we done... it's over? 606 00:19:15,139 --> 00:19:16,600 You mind if I, uh... You mind if I do one, guys? 607 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,655 Give him the mic. Hey, hey, give him the mic. 608 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:19,813 [cheering] Here. 609 00:19:19,838 --> 00:19:21,534 What's up? 610 00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:24,062 So, uh, I know we're all here to 611 00:19:24,087 --> 00:19:26,394 "cheers" the happy couple, but, um, 612 00:19:26,419 --> 00:19:28,476 I got to raise the glass to my boy. 613 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,451 Thaddeus! 614 00:19:29,475 --> 00:19:30,136 Whoo-whoo! 615 00:19:30,161 --> 00:19:32,461 Onyx Capital forever! 616 00:19:32,486 --> 00:19:34,124 - [cheering and light applause] - I love you. 617 00:19:34,149 --> 00:19:35,815 - I love you, Thaddy. - Thank you, thank you, Tim. 618 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:36,749 - Dude, come on. - Yeah. 619 00:19:36,774 --> 00:19:37,624 - All right. - Yeah. 620 00:19:37,649 --> 00:19:38,898 One last thing, you guys. 621 00:19:38,923 --> 00:19:40,337 Kelsey and Thad, 622 00:19:40,362 --> 00:19:41,577 to your love. 623 00:19:41,602 --> 00:19:44,408 May it be wild, beautiful, 624 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,040 dangerous, and majestic. 625 00:19:47,064 --> 00:19:50,147 Swoop, Bonnie! Swoop! 626 00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:52,416 [guests murmuring] 627 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,072 Come... come on, Bonnie. 628 00:19:54,097 --> 00:19:55,981 Get down here on my glove, Bon. 629 00:19:56,006 --> 00:19:57,538 Bonnie, go. 630 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,381 Bonnie! 631 00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,615 I'll be right back. 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