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You can tell everybody about me.

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I don't really care anymore.

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My brother and I were super competitive.

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Thad has a twin?

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Oh, yeah, he never mentioned it?

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We chased the same beautiful girls.

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I want to be with you,
whatever that means.

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I'm all-in.

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We want you back at Empirical.

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- I don't know.
- Just think about it.

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Think about this.

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Is there room for this in there?

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You're gonna need another bag.

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Mom, I already have three
duffels and a backpack.

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And don't forget this.

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- Oh.
- Condoms.

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Got you covered.

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Medium to magnum.

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- Thoughtful.
- Uh, no small?

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I have faith in you.

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Thank you, Maggie.

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You expecting somebody?

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Here, let me try.

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Good morning.

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Good morning. This is a surprise.

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Just bringing doughnuts.
Don't freak out.

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Hi.

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- Caitlin, you remember Josh.
- Yeah.

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Namaste.

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I heard somebody was leaving
for college today so...

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Excellent!

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Come on, we got a suitcase issue.

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- Oh. All right.
- Yeah.

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All in.

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- Morning, Maggie.
- Uh, morning.

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Yeah, these are really good. Good job.

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What's going on?

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So I forgot to tell you something.

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You know, I think Josh might be, uh,

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more than a midlife crisis,
Mom. This could be serious.

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Oh, I'll keep you posted.

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I can tell he totally adores you.

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It's like the age thing

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just doesn't even seem so weird anymore.

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He seduced you with a doughnut.

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Rose! One second.

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You know, I like this Josh 2.0.

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He knows he made a mistake

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and now he's trying to
prove himself to you.

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I'm just not sure I'm ready
to go through all this again.

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A hot guy who will lie for you?

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What more does anybody
want out of a relationship?

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When Charles found me at the mall,

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he kissed me in the men's department.

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How could you not have told me this?

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I... did you like it?

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It doesn't matter.

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He thinks I'm 26 and he's my boss.

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Nothing can happen.

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I think you should sue
for sexual harassment,

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get a huge settlement, buy my loft,

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I'll sponge off you, and
all problems will be solved.

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You're seriously not helping here.

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Uh, Mom and Maggie, this is Rose.

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- We met at orientation
- Hi.

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Nice to meet you, Rose.

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And these are my parents.

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Bob and Julia.

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It's so nice to meet the Moms.

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Oh.

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Actually, I'm Caitlin's mom, Liza.

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This is my very good friend Maggie.

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Yeah, we're roommates.

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Where do you ladies live?

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We live in Brooklyn. I've
had a loft there forever.

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I'm an artist.

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- Oh, well, we collect.
- Oh.

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How would you describe your work?

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Oh. Big, gay, and fun.

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Well, we love fun. We'll
have to check it out.

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Bob's sister is married to a woman.

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She lives in Portland.

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That's nice.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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I just want to say I'm
very happy you're back.

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- So am I.
- And I would love to find

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a moment to... talk. I feel like...

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Charles, I was looking
for you in your office.

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We are prepping Kiko
Kagami for her book tour

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this afternoon, and...

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Want to make sure we'll
see you in the meeting.

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It's on my calendar.

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That's a beautiful tie, by the way.

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Thank you.

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The salesgirl who picked it out

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really... gets me.

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Chad, you've got to
get into Thad's computer

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and shut down his Facebook account.

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I have tried every
password I can think of.

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Can you call them?

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Oh, no, you can't
"call" Facebook, Kelsey.

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No, there is no there there.

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Well, what are we supposed to do?

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I'm working on getting
them a death certificate,

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but until then, his
profile remains active.

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Oh, he's like a cyber ghost.

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Just send me his computer,
okay, I'm gonna figure this out.

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Kelsey, please don't yell at me.

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I'm sorry.

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No. I'm sorry.

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We need to be comforting each other.

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You're right, Chad.

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Do you have plans tonight?

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I'll call you.

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- Uh...
- Has Chad had any luck

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getting into Thad's computer?

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No, and I really need him to,

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if only to change this profile picture.

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Look at this.

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Also, people are still
writing on his wall.

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"I hope he's getting his
face licked in heaven."

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"Thinking of you on hump day."

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And 30 new friend requests.

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Wow, he's really getting
that post death bounce.

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You know, it's always
sexier when you can't get it.

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- Lauren.
- Okay, listen, I... hey,

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I am gonna get you through this, girl.

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Just think of me as your grief coach.

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All right, I got to run,
but I'll meet you after work.

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There is a really hot bereavement group

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at my temple tonight.

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That's wonderful. I'm not even Jewish.

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Even better, really.

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Oh, and equine therapy
in the morning, okay,

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don't forget. We've got a busy schedule.

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Bye.

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I'm not sure what's more stressful,

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being a bride or a widow.

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I don't want to smother you,
but whenever you need me,

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day or night, I'm there.

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I know you are.

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Okay.

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I am so pleased to introduce
you all to Kiko Kagami,

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the writer of "Blissful Living,"
or as it is known in Japan,

145
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where it is the number one bestseller

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for the last two years,
"Seikatsu Shiawasena."

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Uh, "Shiawasena Seikatsu."

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Arigato.

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Kiko is in the U.S.
for a seven day tour,

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which she will be kicking
off on Thursday morning

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with an appearance on
Kathie Lee and Hoda.

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Kiko, please.

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My book is rooted in the idea
that all objects have a spirit,

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and we must work on lightening our load

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by setting free those objects
which no longer serve us.

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We must be ruthless in
identifying these things

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and with a tender heart,
kiss them and let them go.

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She got Oprah to give up bread.

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It was not easy.

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And as we do with our things,

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so must we do with our priorities.

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I ask you all now, as an exercise,

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to take the paper and pen before you

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and divide the paper into
four quadrants like so.

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Now I would like you to
write in each quadrant

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those things in your
life you care most about

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in order of importance.
Please do this now.

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_

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_

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_

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_

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_

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Now stop. Look carefully

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at what you have written
in your fourth quadrant.

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Whatever it is will destroy you,

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because it takes away
from your real priorities.

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This is the vortex, the vortex of death.

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I wrote my mother.

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Young lady, as an
example... may I see yours?

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Oh, no, thank you.

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Oh, please, I must insist.

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No.

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- Yes. 
- No.

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- I think so, ye...
- No!

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- I think now...
- Uh, no.

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Huh.

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The idea behind Equine Assisted Therapy

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is that by communicating with
a properly certified horse,

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you can unpack your toxic emotions

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and move more quickly
through the grieving process.

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That's wonderful.

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That... that is exactly
what my girl needs.

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You can tell your horse things
that you might be too ashamed

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to share with a friend
or with a therapist.

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Okay.

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Let me introduce you to Mike.

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Go heal.

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Gently brush him,

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and when you're comfortable,
share your feelings.

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00:09:05,547 --> 00:09:07,582
This is weird.

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00:09:10,451 --> 00:09:13,588
You really are a beautiful boy.

202
00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:19,325
You know, I do have one secret
that I'm ashamed to talk about.

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I can't admit it to anyone.

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Oh.

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Congratulations, you got a release.

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Yes!

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I've got a proposition.

208
00:10:02,303 --> 00:10:03,402
Okay.

209
00:10:03,404 --> 00:10:05,305
I would love to clear the air.

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00:10:05,307 --> 00:10:10,242
If you're amenable, meet me
at The Carlyle tonight at 9:00.

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00:10:10,244 --> 00:10:12,378
If you show up, great,

212
00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:16,349
and if you don't,
that's completely fine.

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00:10:16,351 --> 00:10:18,385
It will be like it never happened.

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00:10:18,387 --> 00:10:21,523
Charles, come say hello to Kiko.

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_

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00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,219
So behind door number one,

217
00:10:52,221 --> 00:10:54,988
we have your sweet,
hot, 26 year-old boyfriend,

218
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who honestly knows and adores you

219
00:10:56,491 --> 00:10:58,758
and wants to be with you,
despite your craziness.

220
00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:00,328
Behind door number two, we've got

221
00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:02,329
your 40-something divorced
boss, with two kids.

222
00:11:02,331 --> 00:11:04,364
Is there really a choice?

223
00:11:04,366 --> 00:11:06,966
He's a grown up. We talk about books.

224
00:11:06,968 --> 00:11:08,502
Talking? Books? Ugh.

225
00:11:08,504 --> 00:11:09,503
I've at least got to go meet him

226
00:11:09,505 --> 00:11:11,171
and make it less awkward.

227
00:11:11,173 --> 00:11:12,873
You know, I've kissed plenty
of people inappropriately,

228
00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:14,675
and it's really not that big of a deal.

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I know my priorities.

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00:11:16,144 --> 00:11:18,411
It's Caitlin, you, and my job.

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00:11:18,413 --> 00:11:21,315
Anything that gets in the
way of that is a mistake.

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You're gonna kiss him again.

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00:11:27,923 --> 00:11:29,355
I know you.

234
00:11:43,538 --> 00:11:45,205
I know what you're doing.

235
00:11:45,207 --> 00:11:47,007
Excuse me?

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00:11:47,009 --> 00:11:48,441
Trying to avoid loneliness,

237
00:11:48,443 --> 00:11:50,710
burying your misery in your work.

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00:11:51,913 --> 00:11:55,147
I think you're projecting, Diana.

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Maybe.

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00:11:56,619 --> 00:12:00,054
But I know a girl who needs
to cut loose when I see one.

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00:12:00,056 --> 00:12:01,588
Can I buy you a drink?

242
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:02,888
Sure.

243
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,591
Just give me a minute.

244
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,259
You wanna hit the bar next door?

245
00:12:06,261 --> 00:12:09,798
Oh. I've got a better place in mind.

246
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,934
After my divorce I spent
every night for years

247
00:12:13,936 --> 00:12:16,836
in the office. I got to
know all of the janitors.

248
00:12:16,838 --> 00:12:19,339
Anything to avoid
putting myself out there.

249
00:12:19,341 --> 00:12:20,873
How many years were you married?

250
00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,477
Five years. Andy really
was a wonderful man.

251
00:12:23,479 --> 00:12:24,844
I don't mean to say
"was." He's not dead,

252
00:12:24,846 --> 00:12:28,315
he's just just remarried... to Eduardo.

253
00:12:28,317 --> 00:12:29,483
Did you know?

254
00:12:29,485 --> 00:12:30,816
He was a wasp from Connecticut.

255
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,586
I just thought he was
uptight and well-mannered.

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00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:35,488
So did you guys have sex?

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Biannually. Here we are.

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♪ Be our guest be our guest ♪

259
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♪ Put our service to the test ♪

260
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♪ Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie ♪

261
00:12:44,365 --> 00:12:46,599
♪ And we'll provide the rest ♪

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00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:48,368
Diana, what is this place?

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00:12:48,370 --> 00:12:51,470
Marie's Crisis. It's where I
come whenever I'm having one,

264
00:12:51,472 --> 00:12:53,072
'cause you can't be sad or lonely

265
00:12:53,074 --> 00:12:56,442
surrounded by a drunken mob
of gay men singing show tunes.

266
00:12:56,444 --> 00:12:58,244
♪ Try the grey stuff. It's delicious ♪

267
00:12:58,246 --> 00:13:00,080
♪ Don't believe me? Ask the dishes ♪

268
00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:01,748
♪ They can sing. They can dance ♪

269
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,617
♪ After all, Miss, this is France ♪

270
00:13:03,619 --> 00:13:06,619
♪ And the dinner here is never second best ♪

271
00:13:06,621 --> 00:13:09,488
♪ Go on, unfold your menu take a glance ♪

272
00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:11,758
A double vodka for me, and a...

273
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,692
I'll... I'll just have a glass of wine.

274
00:13:13,694 --> 00:13:15,528
- Two double vodkas.
- What?

275
00:13:15,530 --> 00:13:17,797
Lubricates the vocal chords.

276
00:13:17,799 --> 00:13:21,100
♪ We'll prepare and serve
with flair a culinary cabaret ♪

277
00:13:21,102 --> 00:13:22,570
♪ You're alone and you're scared ♪

278
00:13:22,572 --> 00:13:24,036
Let's show 'em how it's done.

279
00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:25,238
♪ The banquet's all prepared ♪

280
00:13:29,979 --> 00:13:31,945
Charles.

281
00:13:31,947 --> 00:13:34,314
Bob, hi.

282
00:13:34,316 --> 00:13:36,016
Hi, Julia, you look beautiful. Hi. Aw.

283
00:13:36,018 --> 00:13:38,652
- We're celebrating.
- No we're not, I'm in mourning.

284
00:13:38,654 --> 00:13:40,820
Aw, we just sent Rose off to college.

285
00:13:40,822 --> 00:13:42,723
That's not possible, she's 14.

286
00:13:42,725 --> 00:13:45,493
- She's 18.
- We're empty-nesters.

287
00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:47,194
Hey, are you alone? You should join us.

288
00:13:47,196 --> 00:13:50,062
Oh, thanks, I'm, uh, just
meeting a friend for a drink.

289
00:13:50,064 --> 00:13:51,464
Oh, is it a date?

290
00:13:51,466 --> 00:13:52,799
N... not exactly.

291
00:13:52,801 --> 00:13:54,767
It's this young woman I work with,

292
00:13:54,769 --> 00:13:58,504
and I kind of kissed myself
into a complicated situation.

293
00:13:58,506 --> 00:14:00,007
Ooh, that sounds interesting.

294
00:14:00,009 --> 00:14:02,743
Please, don't tell me
she's your assistant.

295
00:14:02,745 --> 00:14:04,210
She's not my assistant.

296
00:14:04,212 --> 00:14:05,612
- Oh, God.
- Ah, listen,

297
00:14:05,614 --> 00:14:08,315
as your friend, congrats,
you still got it.

298
00:14:08,317 --> 00:14:11,185
As your attorney, I see lawsuits and HR.

299
00:14:11,187 --> 00:14:13,987
I know, but she's different.

300
00:14:13,989 --> 00:14:17,523
There's something about her.
She's like a... like an old soul.

301
00:14:17,525 --> 00:14:18,892
Yeah, in a hot, young body.

302
00:14:18,894 --> 00:14:20,661
Yeah, you're already putting yourself

303
00:14:20,663 --> 00:14:23,129
in a compromising position by
inviting her out for a drink.

304
00:14:23,131 --> 00:14:24,497
- Come on.
- I would keep it

305
00:14:24,499 --> 00:14:25,865
purely about business.

306
00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:27,901
If you want to pursue
a romantic relationship,

307
00:14:27,903 --> 00:14:29,703
find her a job somewhere else.

308
00:14:29,705 --> 00:14:31,271
Is there another option?

309
00:14:31,273 --> 00:14:32,372
You could marry her.

310
00:14:32,374 --> 00:14:33,940
- Oh.
- Okay.

311
00:14:46,054 --> 00:14:48,921
Miss... Miss, can I help you?

312
00:14:48,923 --> 00:14:52,124
Uh, no, thank you, I'm fine.

313
00:15:03,876 --> 00:15:05,198
_

314
00:15:15,439 --> 00:15:17,726
_

315
00:15:32,503 --> 00:15:35,869
♪ Let's go fly a kite ♪

316
00:15:35,899 --> 00:15:39,601
♪ Up to the highest height ♪

317
00:15:39,603 --> 00:15:42,938
♪ Let's go fly a kite ♪

318
00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:46,674
♪ And send it soaring ♪

319
00:15:46,676 --> 00:15:50,245
♪ Up through the atmosphere ♪

320
00:15:50,247 --> 00:15:53,915
♪ Up where the air is clear ♪

321
00:15:53,917 --> 00:15:58,687
♪ Oh, let's gooo ♪

322
00:15:58,689 --> 00:16:00,322
♪ Fly a kite ♪

323
00:16:00,324 --> 00:16:03,024
♪ ♪

324
00:16:08,231 --> 00:16:09,397
Wow!

325
00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:11,031
Oh, my God.

326
00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:13,101
Oh, what's the matter? Uh...

327
00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:14,770
- I think I'm gonna be sick.
- Oh, no.

328
00:16:14,772 --> 00:16:16,804
Okay, go, go, go. Come on.

329
00:16:16,806 --> 00:16:18,806
Here we go.

330
00:16:24,790 --> 00:16:26,895
_

331
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,300
- Oh!
- What happened?

332
00:16:46,302 --> 00:16:51,540
I get... the vertigo when
I have a vodka or two.

333
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:52,841
Or six.

334
00:16:52,843 --> 00:16:53,974
Okay, well, come on, let's get you home.

335
00:16:53,976 --> 00:16:57,144
No, I'm fine!

336
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,480
- Okay! No, you're not.
- Oh.

337
00:16:58,482 --> 00:17:01,016
Let's go.

338
00:17:01,018 --> 00:17:02,350
- All right.
- Taxi.

339
00:17:02,352 --> 00:17:05,253
- Watch your head.
- Oh, gosh. Sit down.

340
00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:15,997
Welcome to my home.

341
00:17:15,999 --> 00:17:21,570
Wow. Diana, your place is gorgeous.

342
00:17:21,572 --> 00:17:22,637
Yeah.

343
00:17:22,639 --> 00:17:24,272
It's a Candela building.

344
00:17:24,274 --> 00:17:26,342
Work hard enough for the next ten years

345
00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:30,545
and maybe you'll have a
beautiful apartment like this.

346
00:17:30,547 --> 00:17:33,681
Actually, probably never.
Not at today's prices.

347
00:17:33,683 --> 00:17:35,450
Can... I get you all a drink?

348
00:17:35,452 --> 00:17:37,585
- Diana, are you sure...
- Bup, bup!

349
00:17:37,587 --> 00:17:41,623
Liza, I think I know
when I've had enough.

350
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:42,891
Kels?

351
00:17:42,893 --> 00:17:44,459
Glass of white wine would be great.

352
00:17:44,461 --> 00:17:47,262
How about vodka? Wine is for fat people.

353
00:17:47,264 --> 00:17:48,697
Okay, then.

354
00:17:48,699 --> 00:17:52,570
Excuse the mess, I
wasn't expecting company.

355
00:17:55,405 --> 00:17:56,939
I suppose you'll want the tour.

356
00:17:56,941 --> 00:17:59,807
- Uh... sure.
- Yeah.

357
00:17:59,809 --> 00:18:00,909
This is where I sit.

358
00:18:00,911 --> 00:18:03,047
It's lovely.

359
00:18:05,816 --> 00:18:06,849
I don't want that either.

360
00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:12,187
Ooh.

361
00:18:12,189 --> 00:18:14,325
- This is where I sleep.
- Yeah.

362
00:18:17,728 --> 00:18:20,728
And this is my sanctum.

363
00:18:22,399 --> 00:18:25,065
Oh, my God!

364
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:29,137
Diana!

365
00:18:29,139 --> 00:18:32,173
I'm... speechless.

366
00:18:32,175 --> 00:18:35,377
Kiko Kagami would have
a field day in here.

367
00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:38,145
Half the things are
probably vintage by now.

368
00:18:38,147 --> 00:18:40,916
Is that... your wedding dress?

369
00:18:40,918 --> 00:18:43,054
Yes.

370
00:18:47,024 --> 00:18:50,525
It's what I married Andy
in almost 15 years ago.

371
00:18:50,527 --> 00:18:52,794
Oh, please, don't put that on.

372
00:18:52,796 --> 00:18:56,198
Don't be ridiculous.

373
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,167
I am gonna kiss this thing.

374
00:19:01,872 --> 00:19:04,105
And let it go.

375
00:19:16,354 --> 00:19:18,920
Oh... my God. How did that happen?

376
00:19:18,922 --> 00:19:21,456
Uh. She found me working late

377
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,124
and she asked me to
have a drink with her.

378
00:19:23,126 --> 00:19:24,727
Said she recognized

379
00:19:24,729 --> 00:19:27,496
a bit of herself in me. That's scary.

380
00:19:27,498 --> 00:19:30,998
Okay, come on, you
are nothing like Diana.

381
00:19:32,803 --> 00:19:36,270
It is true that I haven't been
wanting to go home, though.

382
00:19:36,272 --> 00:19:38,140
It's like I've been
burying my guilt in my work,

383
00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:40,275
or something.

384
00:19:40,277 --> 00:19:43,480
What could you possibly
have to feel guilty about?

385
00:19:47,351 --> 00:19:49,450
That maybe I was marrying Thad

386
00:19:49,452 --> 00:19:52,519
just to prove everybody else wrong.

387
00:19:52,521 --> 00:19:57,057
And when he died, a tiny
part of me felt relieved,

388
00:19:57,059 --> 00:20:00,628
because now I didn't have to marry him.

389
00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:02,633
Isn't that awful?

390
00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:05,970
No, it's human.

391
00:20:10,207 --> 00:20:12,006
Kelsey, have you told
this to anybody else?

392
00:20:13,876 --> 00:20:15,943
Just Mike.

393
00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:18,112
Who's Mike?

394
00:20:18,114 --> 00:20:19,747
A horse.

395
00:20:25,087 --> 00:20:26,787
Never mind. I can't even.

396
00:20:49,241 --> 00:20:50,539
In my office!

397
00:20:55,847 --> 00:20:57,316
How are you feeling?

398
00:21:01,351 --> 00:21:03,051
I woke up in my Spanx,

399
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:06,690
and my closet looked like it
had been pillaged by thieves.

400
00:21:06,692 --> 00:21:09,258
Is there anything else I should know?

401
00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:11,528
That about covers it.

402
00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:14,697
Get me four Aspirin and a Diet Sunkist,

403
00:21:14,699 --> 00:21:18,334
and we will never speak
of last night again.

404
00:21:18,336 --> 00:21:22,174
Hey. Kiko Kagami is
on Kathie Lee and Hoda.

405
00:21:23,942 --> 00:21:26,075
It's about simplifying your life

406
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,143
and being honest with yourself.

407
00:21:28,145 --> 00:21:30,011
Do I really need this thing?

408
00:21:30,013 --> 00:21:32,448
We really need so little to be happy.

409
00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:34,450
And sometimes, the less we have,

410
00:21:34,452 --> 00:21:35,718
the more happy you are.

411
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,118
I kind of agree with her.

412
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,021
How many bracelets do you have?

413
00:21:39,023 --> 00:21:40,256
I have lots.

414
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:41,723
And do you love these the most?

415
00:21:41,725 --> 00:21:44,362
I'm so sorry about last night.

416
00:21:46,297 --> 00:21:47,630
Liza, I think you're fantastic.

417
00:21:47,632 --> 00:21:49,231
You don't have to explain a thing.

418
00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:51,666
Then kiss them and let them go.

419
00:21:51,668 --> 00:21:53,469
Well, when I get home, I'm gonna kiss

420
00:21:53,471 --> 00:21:55,136
this whole outfit
buh-bye. Oh, I'm so glad.

421
00:21:55,138 --> 00:21:57,807
- I just want to you know...
- It was just a kiss, Liza.

422
00:21:57,809 --> 00:21:59,108
Let it go.

423
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,942
- Kiss this and let it go.
- Hmm? This?

424
00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:14,592
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