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♪ ♪
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Babe, are you okay?
Your hand is, like, sweating.
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I'm excited. I never thought
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I'd get to go to a "Paris Review" party.
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Oh, it's not that big a deal.
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It is.
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They discovered Kerouac and Philip Roth.
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And now they're
discovering Colin McNichol.
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- Yeah!
- No, they're publishing
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my short story. You discovered me.
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I've submitted to them for years,
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and they rejected me every single time.
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Okay, but now that you've sold
a book for a million dollars,
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- now they want you, huh?
- Uh, 1.2 million, okay?
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- Okay.
- But let's not talk money.
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These people are intellectuals.
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She means snobs.
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I mean the top literary
minds in the country,
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and they're all here to see you.
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Great, now my hands are sweaty.
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Ha ha!
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♪ ♪
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Kelsey, hey.
I'd like to introduce you to my editor.
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- [laughs]
- This is...
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- Kelsey!
- Pip-squeak!
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Mwah. Hi.
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Everybody knows everybody at this party.
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We interned together, but then this one
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got her own imprint and
left us all in the dust.
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Okay, all right, well, you're the one
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with the hottest property
in town right now.
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Mm. We're both right.
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That photographer wants us.
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Let's get lunch on the books soon.
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- I'd love to.
- Back into the fray.
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- Oh, you don't... come here.
- Okay, okay.
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- Hey, guys.
- Yeah.
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- There you are.
- Oh. Hey, sorry.
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- All this, it's a lot.
- Mm.
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Well, you should get used to it.
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This is your life now.
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You should think about getting a tux.
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- For what?
- The PEN Awards,
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the National Book Award, the Met Gala.
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Yeah, you might need two tuxes.
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Okay, okay, okay, enough. Stop.
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Josh, what was the last tattoo you did?
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Ugh. You wanna show him?
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Uh, I'm gonna keep my underwear on
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at the Paris Review party, thank you.
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- [laughter]
- You got a tattoo?
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Yeah. Why not?
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Because they're really
hard to get rid of.
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Well, maybe I don't want
to get rid of this one.
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Congratulations, Colin!
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Buy something stupid yet
with your $2 million advance?
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It wasn't $2 million, bud.
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You poor bastard.
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You can handle 1.2 mil, though, right?
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All right, bro,
why don't you take about 30 steps back?
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Random House isn't buying
any more fiction this year
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because they spent all
their money on you.
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Have a good night, bud.
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You dumbass!
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- [gasps] Oh, my God!
- [screams]
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Oh, my God! Oh! Oh, Chris!
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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I haven't been in a
fight since junior high.
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[both laughing] It was kind of fun.
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Well, that was hardly a fight.
I weigh more than that wimp.
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- What?
- Oh, don't! Don't!
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- [screams]
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Things are good, right?
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- Yeah.
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Things are good.
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[inhales sharply]
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You know,
I don't think I've said this enough
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since we've been back together, but...
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I love you.
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[Charming Liars' "Soul"]
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♪ ♪
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[whispering] Like, I really love you.
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♪ You see the world through
a chewed up pen cap ♪
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I love you too.
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♪ Capturing life ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's never
gonna come back ♪
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♪ If you were to die today
and I could say one thing ♪
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♪ You've got so-o-o-oul ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Yeah, all with me say that ♪
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♪ You gotta... ♪
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♪ You gotta slide through the fire ♪
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- Uh, good morning.
- Morning.
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You missed Soul Cycle again.
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Yeah, but I got a workout.
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You know what,
sex doesn't burn that many cal...
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- 300 calories?
- Bam.
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- Do you do anything in bed?
- What?
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[both laughing]
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She's enthusiastic.
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Hey, what's that in your hair?
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What?
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Oh, this little rubber band thingy?
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Uh, yeah, where did you get it?
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Oh, um, off the bathroom floor.
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When?
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I-I don't know, like,
a couple days ago, a week.
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- A week?
- What's wrong?
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- That's my UvoRing.
- Ew!
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- Your what?
- My birth control.
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- Wa...
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Ri...
that's supposed to be up inside of you?
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- Yes.
- How did it get out?
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- I don't know.
- So... wait.
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Maybe it's your enthusiastic sex.
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So we haven't had any protection
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in, like, a week?
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Ooh.
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Just give me a hint.
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If I told you what was in
my secret lemon curd recipe,
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it would no longer be mine nor a secret.
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Will I see you tonight?
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I certainly hope so.
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I'm having dinner with
Jackie Dunn after work,
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so if I'm not home, just ask
Pavel at the desk to let you in.
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Mm, if Sergei is working,
tell him you're my brother.
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He's obsessed with me.
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You know, my last client's at 5:00.
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Why don't I just hold onto your keys?
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Just for the day.
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- Uh...
- I'll give 'em right back.
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[chuckles]
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I would. I really would,
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but the co-op has strict rules.
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And I'm running for the board,
so how would it look?
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Okay.
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I'll see you tonight.
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♪ ♪
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Hm.
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All right, he got the test.
"Leaving drug store now."
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Here, just have some tea.
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I can't have a baby, Maggie.
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Well, the odds are
definitely against it.
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Right.
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But you never know,
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Josh may have some
really strong swimmers.
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Stop!
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And it'd be a really cute baby.
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I can't handle the
clock resetting to zero.
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I mean, for the first three months,
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you can't even work.
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Remember Caitlin's terrible twos?
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What about her effing fours?
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She used to fill her pull-up and
throw it at me. Remember that?
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- It was so cute.
- No, I'm serious, Maggie.
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Oh, come on,
everything's gonna be fine, really.
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- [door closing]
- Hey.
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Got it.
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A digital pregnancy test?
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Yeah, the lady said it
was the best one, so.
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This says I have to download an app.
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What, do you, like, pee on your phone?
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No, you pee on the stick
which uses Bluetooth
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to send the results to
an app on your phone.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah, but "The app provides"
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"distractions to reduce
stress while waiting," so.
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What kind of distractions?
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Wait, can people really not wait
three minutes without having...
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Aw, look, now the puppy's
licking the kitty.
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Oh, my...
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[gasps]
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- Oh. Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, could we just view
the fricking results already?
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[both sighing]
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- Go.
- Ready?
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Okay.
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- [gasps]
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- Okay.
- [laughs] Yay.
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All right. Yay.
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- Yay, yay! See?
- Yes, mm. Yeah.
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Thank God!
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[laughs]
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Could you imagine a toddler
running around here?
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- Kind of. Diaper duty.
- Stop!
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Well, I mean...
Well, you've done this already.
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Really? Now?
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I just need you to assure
me that you're being safe.
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Oh, did you not see the
gift-wrapped box of condoms
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that Maggie gave me?
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You're so welcome, honey.
You want some more?
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Maggie. Unless you do? You can tell me.
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Mom, I'm covered.
Do you want to see my drawer?
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- Yes.
- No, it's okay. I trust you.
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You know, I'm a little
old for "the talk."
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We had it in seventh grade.
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I know,
but you're never too old for a reminder.
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Noted. Bye, mom.
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Bye. I love you.
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Oy.
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[pop music playing in the distance]
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Mom.
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Look, while you're on a tear,
I've got a loose niece
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in the Rockaways that
could use a talking to.
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I know, it's just that pregnancy test
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really scared me. I've never
been more relieved in my life.
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Well, I don't think
Josh was so relieved.
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I mean, didn't you notice?
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He was probably just freaked out.
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He looked kind of bummed, actually.
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Well, he's not ready for a kid.
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And he knows that I'm
not up for it again.
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I mean, we talked about it.
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Well, as long as you talked about it.
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We did.
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That's all for new
material from our imprint.
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Great, thanks.
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Just one more thing.
I would like to reiterate
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my request for Millennial
to have a larger presence
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at book fairs and literary festivals.
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I'll think about it.
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We talked to editors from five different
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independent publishing
houses last night.
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We're the only ones who didn't
go to Frankfurt or London.
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Readers are responding
to Millennial's books.
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We just got great press
in a national magazine...
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If you're referring to "EW,"
I think that Random House got
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a bigger bounce from that than we did.
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I don't see why you
need to fly to Europe
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for a week of partying
in overpriced hotels.
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It doesn't need to be international...
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I said I'd think about it.
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Moving on. Diana?
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Well, in another coup
for "P is for Pigeon,"
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the Audubon Society has
decided to honor Mary Quigley.
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We purchased a table,
and I invite you all to attend,
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and I encourage you to bring a plus one.
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I needn't remind you of
the paltry attendance
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to last month's "ReachOut
and Read" benefit
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when I sat at an empty
table with Trisha from HR
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and her Tinder date, Dwayne.
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Got it. Everyone sign up, bring dates.
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I hope to see you all there.
That's it for now.
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[clears throat]
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Charles, a word?
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Yeah?
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I was so sorry to hear
that things didn't work out
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between you and Radha.
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Oh, well...
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You know I've always
had a wonderful time
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being your date at these events...
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Date?
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But I've just started seeing someone.
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A... a doctor.
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That's terrific.
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Oh, it's just in the brand new phase
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where everything is... so fun.
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Anyway, I just didn't want
you to be caught off-guard.
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I'm sure we can squeeze in
a chair for you next to us.
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I look forward to meeting him.
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Oh, and Diana,
can you make sure there are two chairs?
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I'll be bringing a date as well.
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Excellent.
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[classical music]
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♪ ♪
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It is amazing how much these bird lovers
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look like actual birds.
Look at the beak on that one.
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And how about old Owl Eyes over there?
272
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You think his head actually
spins all the way around?
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Judgment is a powerful
way of keeping people
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at arm's length.
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Don't analyze me.
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You won't even tell me
what's in your lemon curd.
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One cranberry, two sprigs of mint.
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2:00, black dress,
antiperspirant streaks.
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- Yeah, it's just coming.
- Deviled eggs
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- at a bird fund raiser? Okay.
- [laughs]
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Wouldn't it be awesome
if humans could lay eggs?
282
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We just could trade off sitting on 'em,
you know,
283
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share the work.
284
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Yeah, but then we'd have to
throw up into their mouths.
285
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- Well, I mean.
- Guys?
286
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- Hey.
- The Paris Review party made
287
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- "Page Six."
- What?
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- So did Josh.
- Oh.
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00:11:02,471 --> 00:11:04,004
Oh, dope, they mention Inkburg.
290
00:11:04,029 --> 00:11:05,628
Yeah, why should Colin
get all the press?
291
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Hey, where is Colin?
292
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I don't know. He's
supposed to meet me here.
293
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Are those chicken wings?
294
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They can't be. Who catered this,
295
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a litter of cats?
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Well, there you are, Charles.
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So, no date after all?
298
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No, my date spotted
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a yellow-throated warbler on the way in.
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Oh, dear.
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- Judging.
- [stifled laugh]
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Honey?
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Nicole is an avid bird watcher.
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She actually takes her field guide
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to Central Park every Saturday.
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Well, isn't that wonderful?
307
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This is Richard Caldwell...
Doctor Richard Caldwell.
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- Ph.D.
- Still counts.
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Charles Brooks.
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You realize that's not
a real bird, right?
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I do, but it's designer, so.
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- She is just adorable.
- Isn't she?
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Nicole's been coming to our office
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since she was three years old,
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and we are great pals, aren't we?
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- Remember when I...
- Liza!
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Hey!
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She's... she's adorable.
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Daddy, look, it's so beautiful.
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Yeah, it is.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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Aw, it's fun for me.
323
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[phone ringing]
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Hey. You here?
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I can't come, Kels.
326
00:12:31,254 --> 00:12:33,074
Pippa just gave me her editorial notes,
327
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and she says there are
inconsistencies with my timeline
328
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and the relationship between
Nick and his sister is murky.
329
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What does that even mean, murky?
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Maybe I should return the advance.
331
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No, Colin...
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They don't get the book!
333
00:12:45,736 --> 00:12:49,171
Colin, just... everything is
going to be okay, all right?
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Just hang tight until I get there.
335
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Something came up. I'll text you.
336
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Okay.
337
00:12:55,161 --> 00:12:57,271
Now can you do a butterfly?
338
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- Depends.
- [laughs]
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What's the butterfly's name?
340
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John.
341
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,757
John the butterfly, coming right up.
342
00:13:04,782 --> 00:13:06,305
[laughs]
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He's terrific with kids.
344
00:13:07,929 --> 00:13:09,913
Richard, I finally found
a decent assistant.
345
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Stop putting ideas in her head.
346
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You're right.
347
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They're young.
They have all the time in the world.
348
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[upbeat music]
349
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♪ ♪
350
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♪ You make it up ♪
351
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How can they say they love it
and ask for this many changes?
352
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,946
It's a great novel, Colin, all right,
353
00:13:27,971 --> 00:13:29,222
but everything can use improving.
354
00:13:29,247 --> 00:13:30,608
Yeah, but what if it's not great?
355
00:13:30,633 --> 00:13:33,467
What if it's all hype and this
is really a giant piece of shit?
356
00:13:33,783 --> 00:13:37,070
Every talented writer that
I know has that same fear.
357
00:13:37,095 --> 00:13:38,889
Yeah, but look at this.
358
00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:42,821
Hey, no editor expects a writer
359
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to make every single change.
360
00:13:45,146 --> 00:13:49,836
This, forget that, okay,
and this is just a minor rewording.
361
00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:51,244
[chuckles] Really?
362
00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:54,362
Yes, this is so do-able.
363
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We'll go it together, one-by-one.
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- Thank you.
- No problem.
365
00:14:01,943 --> 00:14:04,148
You're so rare...
366
00:14:04,173 --> 00:14:05,380
and generous...
367
00:14:05,405 --> 00:14:07,115
and extraordinary.
368
00:14:07,548 --> 00:14:09,848
♪ You're still here ♪
369
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And you are on a deadline.
Let's get to work.
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♪ ♪
371
00:14:16,948 --> 00:14:18,989
I'm so grateful to Empirical,
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and especially Diana Trout,
for taking a chance on my novel.
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And as a special salute,
374
00:14:25,293 --> 00:14:28,238
I would like to present
Diana with this gift.
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"P is for Pigeon" is about
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the world's last passenger pigeon,
377
00:14:35,053 --> 00:14:38,361
but since they're extinct now,
I'd love you to enjoy this...
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[bird squawks]
379
00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:43,427
[laughs] This equally
magnificent creature.
380
00:14:43,451 --> 00:14:45,602
[laughs] He may give you a hint
381
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about the subject for my next novel.
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[laughter]
383
00:14:48,966 --> 00:14:52,013
I'd also like to thank my husband.
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He encouraged me to try something
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outside my comfort zone.
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Let go of what you think should happen
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and open yourself up
to the vast, rich world
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of possibility. Thank you.
389
00:15:07,078 --> 00:15:10,045
[upbeat music]
390
00:15:12,717 --> 00:15:14,582
[upbeat music]
391
00:15:15,049 --> 00:15:16,379
No, there's nothing wrong with it.
392
00:15:16,403 --> 00:15:19,667
It's just a parrot in my apartment.
393
00:15:19,692 --> 00:15:21,416
And I would like it to not be here.
394
00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:22,831
She's listening to you.
395
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,611
Shh! Thank you.
396
00:15:24,636 --> 00:15:25,906
[bird squawks]
397
00:15:25,932 --> 00:15:28,500
The Parrot Rescue said they
would take... take her.
398
00:15:28,525 --> 00:15:30,461
Let's get her quick
before we have to change
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00:15:30,486 --> 00:15:32,160
- the newspaper again.
- [bird squawks]
400
00:15:32,184 --> 00:15:34,375
You've haven't even
given this bird a chance.
401
00:15:34,812 --> 00:15:36,176
I think you should reconsider.
402
00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:38,687
Oh, why?
Because she's a beautiful color green?
403
00:15:38,712 --> 00:15:41,750
I'm not a child, Richard, okay,
I know how much work a pet is.
404
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,689
We could take care of her together.
405
00:15:43,714 --> 00:15:44,858
That's still a commitment.
406
00:15:44,883 --> 00:15:47,190
And what's wrong with a small,
bird-sized commitment?
407
00:15:47,215 --> 00:15:49,317
Look, Richard, please,
it doesn't make sense.
408
00:15:49,342 --> 00:15:52,498
No, what doesn't make sense
is a beautiful, talented woman
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00:15:52,523 --> 00:15:55,536
hiding behind a big brick wall
and never letting anyone in.
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00:15:56,151 --> 00:15:57,517
[thoughtful music]
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00:15:57,821 --> 00:16:00,048
It's not brick.
412
00:16:00,073 --> 00:16:02,201
I don't like brick.
413
00:16:02,531 --> 00:16:04,331
[bird squawks]
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00:16:04,523 --> 00:16:08,419
♪ ♪
415
00:16:09,145 --> 00:16:12,235
[funky music]
416
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:13,219
♪ ♪
417
00:16:13,631 --> 00:16:15,838
I am co-habitating with a man.
418
00:16:15,863 --> 00:16:17,481
- What?
- Richard is moving in.
419
00:16:17,506 --> 00:16:19,353
Yeah, so I need you to
make a copy of my house key
420
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,290
and contact my homeowners insurance.
421
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:22,798
Oh, set up a lunch with Ilan.
422
00:16:22,824 --> 00:16:24,120
Ilan?
423
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,839
My closet designer.
424
00:16:25,864 --> 00:16:28,414
[sighs] So much to discuss. Come on.
425
00:16:28,439 --> 00:16:30,873
- Oh.
- Come!
426
00:16:30,898 --> 00:16:33,423
♪ ♪
427
00:16:34,478 --> 00:16:36,377
Kelsey,
I'm so glad we're finally doing this.
428
00:16:36,402 --> 00:16:39,746
Me too. If I had to lose the
biggest book of the year,
429
00:16:39,771 --> 00:16:41,170
at least I lost it to one of the best.
430
00:16:41,195 --> 00:16:43,126
Aw, sweet.
431
00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:48,252
- Team Colin.
- Go Team! Whoo!
432
00:16:48,277 --> 00:16:49,708
But even though we're on the same team,
433
00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:50,933
we have different roles.
434
00:16:50,957 --> 00:16:54,267
Redmond's the agent.
You're the girlfriend.
435
00:16:54,825 --> 00:16:57,627
- Right.
- And I'm the editor,
436
00:16:57,651 --> 00:16:59,838
so I hope that when Colin
submits his next draft
437
00:16:59,864 --> 00:17:03,397
to his editor, his girlfriend's
fingerprints aren't all over it.
438
00:17:04,902 --> 00:17:06,939
Pippa, I was just trying to help...
439
00:17:06,964 --> 00:17:09,069
Help, I know. I've seen this before.
440
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:11,486
You must have too, I'm
sure, as an editor.
441
00:17:11,787 --> 00:17:13,968
You know how hard my job is
442
00:17:13,993 --> 00:17:16,901
without other voices
chiming in with opinions.
443
00:17:17,590 --> 00:17:19,445
You're right.
444
00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:22,813
You're the editor,
I'm the girlfriend, and...
445
00:17:23,272 --> 00:17:25,351
I will let you do your job.
446
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:27,357
Thank you.
447
00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:30,806
God, I'm so sorry if that seemed harsh.
448
00:17:30,831 --> 00:17:32,886
We are just under the tightest deadline,
449
00:17:32,911 --> 00:17:34,812
and I had to say something
before the Hamptons.
450
00:17:34,837 --> 00:17:37,134
This would've been so much
more awkward in sarongs.
451
00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:39,500
- What?
- Hamptons Book Fair.
452
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:42,828
I booked Colin on a few panels.
They practically begged me.
453
00:17:43,031 --> 00:17:45,995
Millennial's going, right?
It's gonna be huge this year.
454
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:48,387
Of course.
455
00:17:48,412 --> 00:17:50,536
[techno music]
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00:17:50,561 --> 00:17:51,583
♪ ♪
457
00:17:51,919 --> 00:17:53,367
[knocking at the door]
458
00:17:53,732 --> 00:17:55,951
Hamptons Book Fair, I'm going.
459
00:17:56,844 --> 00:17:59,509
- Excuse me?
- Millennial needs a presence
460
00:17:59,525 --> 00:18:01,836
somewhere. I'm not
asking to go to Europe.
461
00:18:01,861 --> 00:18:02,959
The Hamptons is close,
462
00:18:02,984 --> 00:18:04,622
they're expanding the fair this year,
463
00:18:04,647 --> 00:18:07,147
and I'm doing it whether the
company pays for it or not.
464
00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:10,870
Millenial finally has momentum,
and I'm not going to waste it.
465
00:18:10,895 --> 00:18:12,710
All right, it's not about the partying,
466
00:18:12,735 --> 00:18:16,441
it's about visibility,
and Millennial needs to be visible.
467
00:18:17,955 --> 00:18:19,803
Like Colin?
468
00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:23,499
That book is going to be huge.
469
00:18:23,523 --> 00:18:25,853
And I hate that we don't have it.
470
00:18:25,878 --> 00:18:27,704
It's completely my fault.
471
00:18:29,296 --> 00:18:33,183
You're passionate, you
got excellent taste,
472
00:18:34,932 --> 00:18:38,697
And you're right,
Millennial needs to be visible.
473
00:18:40,282 --> 00:18:42,082
Show 'em we're still in the game.
474
00:18:42,107 --> 00:18:43,730
[upbeat music]
475
00:18:43,886 --> 00:18:45,086
Kelsey?
476
00:18:45,111 --> 00:18:46,537
Uh, sorry, I'm sorry.
477
00:18:46,562 --> 00:18:48,889
I was just expecting more of a fight.
478
00:18:48,914 --> 00:18:52,386
So you don't want to
take yes as an answer?
479
00:18:52,411 --> 00:18:55,788
No. I mean, wait, yes, yes, I...
480
00:18:55,813 --> 00:18:59,636
Thank you, Charles. Thank you.
481
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,283
So how long you gonna be gone?
482
00:19:05,308 --> 00:19:08,195
Just for a few days,
and it's only a short train ride away.
483
00:19:08,957 --> 00:19:10,868
I mean, it's not a huge book fair
484
00:19:10,893 --> 00:19:13,564
like Frankfurt or London,
but it'll be good to get
485
00:19:13,589 --> 00:19:15,585
- the imprint out there, you know?
- Yeah.
486
00:19:15,768 --> 00:19:19,092
Makes it more real. Kelsey's so excited.
487
00:19:19,394 --> 00:19:22,321
She should be, and so should you.
488
00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:25,374
I'm so proud of you, babe.
489
00:19:25,811 --> 00:19:27,637
Thank you.
490
00:19:28,355 --> 00:19:31,341
It is so sweet of you
to come walk me home.
491
00:19:31,366 --> 00:19:33,853
- What's the occasion?
- No occasion.
492
00:19:33,878 --> 00:19:35,677
It's no big deal.
493
00:19:37,522 --> 00:19:41,474
[sighs] I don't know.
Maybe it is kind of a big deal.
494
00:19:42,046 --> 00:19:45,170
Look, I got to be honest with you, Liza.
495
00:19:45,905 --> 00:19:50,274
I know... I know you were
relieved about not being pregnant,
496
00:19:50,299 --> 00:19:52,946
and I... I thought I was too,
497
00:19:52,971 --> 00:19:56,474
but these last few days,
I can't stop thinking about it.
498
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,506
We would be...
499
00:19:59,358 --> 00:20:02,074
incredible parents, you know?
500
00:20:02,956 --> 00:20:05,225
I thought we talked about this.
501
00:20:05,407 --> 00:20:07,050
Yeah, I know, but there's...
502
00:20:07,368 --> 00:20:10,459
There's lots of women in
their 40s having kids,
503
00:20:10,484 --> 00:20:12,465
you know?
504
00:20:12,855 --> 00:20:16,994
And can you imagine our kid?
505
00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:18,010
I mean, just stop.
506
00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:19,585
Just think about it for a minute,
507
00:20:19,611 --> 00:20:22,290
'cause you can really
think about her...
508
00:20:22,315 --> 00:20:24,362
Her, him, or...
509
00:20:24,387 --> 00:20:27,561
Josh. [sighs]
510
00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:29,474
You're still so young. I know.
511
00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:30,546
I know. I...
512
00:20:30,571 --> 00:20:34,281
Look, I never thought I'd
be talking about kids yet.
513
00:20:34,306 --> 00:20:35,799
You know?
514
00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:40,682
Oh, I never thought I'd meet
somebody like you either.
515
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,433
Excuse me.
516
00:20:44,124 --> 00:20:45,754
What's going on?
517
00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:48,226
- Manhattanhenge.
- What's Manhattanhenge?
518
00:20:48,251 --> 00:20:50,242
It's when the sun lines
up with the street grid
519
00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:51,613
and sets exactly in
between the buildings.
520
00:20:51,638 --> 00:20:54,333
Doesn't happen very often. It's amazing.
521
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:56,846
Come on.
522
00:20:56,871 --> 00:21:00,444
♪ The fight is all we know ♪
523
00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:03,989
♪ Did we take too many chances? ♪
524
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,261
[whispers] Sorry.
525
00:21:05,286 --> 00:21:07,320
♪ Did we let too many pass us? ♪
526
00:21:07,345 --> 00:21:09,129
♪ Did we throw it all away? ♪
527
00:21:09,154 --> 00:21:10,011
That's a sign.
528
00:21:10,205 --> 00:21:12,139
You see that, right?
529
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,227
It's just like us.
530
00:21:14,619 --> 00:21:19,419
We met at the perfect moment,
531
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:22,611
and we can have everything.
532
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,091
It's all lined up.
533
00:21:25,340 --> 00:21:29,895
♪ We walk through the fire ♪
534
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,904
Really, it's beautiful.
535
00:21:32,929 --> 00:21:35,292
♪ Is there a way out? ♪
536
00:21:35,317 --> 00:21:37,943
♪ Is there a way out? ♪
537
00:21:37,968 --> 00:21:44,324
♪ We walk through the fire ♪
538
00:21:44,349 --> 00:21:49,071
♪ Walk through the fire ♪