1 00:00:02,388 --> 00:00:04,951 - Fresh-squeezed. - Hey, wow. 2 00:00:04,976 --> 00:00:06,446 At least that's what it says on the carton. 3 00:00:07,288 --> 00:00:08,588 So are you excited for your trip? 4 00:00:08,613 --> 00:00:10,970 No, I feel like I'm just avoiding talking to Josh. 5 00:00:10,995 --> 00:00:13,817 Avoid him. Until you know exactly what you want to say. 6 00:00:13,842 --> 00:00:16,189 He told me he wants to have kids, Maggie. 7 00:00:16,214 --> 00:00:18,262 He needs to stop wasting his time with me. 8 00:00:18,287 --> 00:00:21,408 I think I have to end it. 9 00:00:21,433 --> 00:00:24,386 You think you have to end it? Or you have to end it? 10 00:00:24,411 --> 00:00:25,800 I'm pretty sure? 11 00:00:25,824 --> 00:00:26,878 I don't know. 12 00:00:26,904 --> 00:00:29,138 Go to the Hamptons, clear your head, 13 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,829 leave the drama in the city. 14 00:00:30,854 --> 00:00:33,541 Right. I'll deal with Josh when I get back. 15 00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:35,623 Go have some fun for God's sake. 16 00:00:35,648 --> 00:00:37,823 Here, take this. This will help. 17 00:00:37,848 --> 00:00:39,103 Give me that. 18 00:00:39,129 --> 00:00:41,187 Trust. 19 00:00:50,730 --> 00:00:54,828 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 20 00:00:54,887 --> 00:00:57,826 Ooh, hey, we need to Instagram, Snap, and Tweet 21 00:00:57,851 --> 00:00:59,317 our asses off this weekend. 22 00:00:59,342 --> 00:01:00,925 We need to make the most out of being here. 23 00:01:00,950 --> 00:01:02,007 What? 24 00:01:03,567 --> 00:01:05,784 #Millennial... 25 00:01:05,809 --> 00:01:07,294 Hashtag... 26 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:09,226 #LitlnTheHamptons. 27 00:01:09,359 --> 00:01:11,166 Brilliant. 28 00:01:11,521 --> 00:01:13,275 Thank you. Hi. 29 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:14,141 - Hi. - Hi. 30 00:01:14,166 --> 00:01:15,913 - Hi. - You ready for tomorrow? 31 00:01:15,938 --> 00:01:16,915 Getting there. 32 00:01:17,194 --> 00:01:21,883 If Diana asks, I'm at the panel on how Simon met Schuster. 33 00:01:21,908 --> 00:01:24,608 Definitely not playing golf in Bridgehampton. 34 00:01:24,912 --> 00:01:26,281 Got it. 35 00:01:26,306 --> 00:01:27,347 Thank you. 36 00:01:27,372 --> 00:01:28,944 Oh, it's Colin. 37 00:01:28,969 --> 00:01:30,561 Hey, would you mind getting our room key? 38 00:01:30,586 --> 00:01:31,433 Oh, yeah, of course. 39 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,448 Uh, Liza Miller from Empirical. 40 00:01:33,473 --> 00:01:35,285 OMG. Liza? 41 00:01:35,802 --> 00:01:37,438 Yay, I have a friend here now. 42 00:01:37,463 --> 00:01:38,630 Hey, Emily. 43 00:01:38,655 --> 00:01:40,739 Are you covering the book fair for "Entertainment Weekly"? 44 00:01:40,764 --> 00:01:42,931 I am, but truth be told, 45 00:01:42,956 --> 00:01:44,761 I'm also shopping around a book of my own. 46 00:01:44,786 --> 00:01:46,744 Awesome. You wrote a novel? 47 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,022 It's more of a self-help book. 48 00:01:48,047 --> 00:01:49,379 Wow, cool. 49 00:01:49,404 --> 00:01:51,458 From the point of view of my labradoodle. 50 00:01:51,483 --> 00:01:52,600 Oh? 51 00:01:52,624 --> 00:01:54,424 Her name is Pearl, 52 00:01:54,450 --> 00:01:56,473 and she's a baby. 53 00:01:56,498 --> 00:01:57,382 That's a baby. 54 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:58,306 Cute. 55 00:01:58,331 --> 00:02:00,074 I know, she's the best. 56 00:02:00,099 --> 00:02:01,471 And so smart. 57 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:02,291 I was always like, 58 00:02:02,316 --> 00:02:03,780 I bet if Pearl could talk, 59 00:02:03,805 --> 00:02:05,805 she would have the solutions to all my problems, 60 00:02:05,830 --> 00:02:07,497 and that's how I got the idea for the book. 61 00:02:07,522 --> 00:02:09,061 I'm either gonna call it 62 00:02:09,086 --> 00:02:10,586 "Pearls of Wisdom" 63 00:02:10,745 --> 00:02:13,693 or "Conversations with My Doodle." 64 00:02:13,718 --> 00:02:14,886 Or both. 65 00:02:15,043 --> 00:02:16,409 It could be a series. 66 00:02:16,434 --> 00:02:17,672 Do you really think so? 67 00:02:17,697 --> 00:02:18,719 Um, why not? 68 00:02:18,744 --> 00:02:20,343 Well, I'm gonna go get settled. Good luck. 69 00:02:20,368 --> 00:02:22,089 Thank you so much. 70 00:02:26,753 --> 00:02:28,321 I've very grateful to Random House, 71 00:02:28,345 --> 00:02:30,369 and especially my brilliant editor Pippa Daniels, 72 00:02:30,394 --> 00:02:31,664 for taking a chance on my book. 73 00:02:31,689 --> 00:02:33,144 I've been working on it for three years, 74 00:02:33,169 --> 00:02:34,835 so I'm really looking forward to getting it out there. 75 00:02:34,860 --> 00:02:37,300 And we're looking forward to reading it. 76 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:38,822 So thank you again! 77 00:02:38,847 --> 00:02:40,284 - Colin McNichol. - Thank you. 78 00:02:40,309 --> 00:02:43,175 Thank you. 79 00:02:43,826 --> 00:02:45,526 Hey, thank you. 80 00:02:45,551 --> 00:02:46,883 Hey, thanks so much. 81 00:02:46,908 --> 00:02:48,995 Hey, there you are. 82 00:02:49,184 --> 00:02:50,541 Could you tell how nervous I was? 83 00:02:50,566 --> 00:02:52,146 No, I think you did great. 84 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:54,354 He's a super star. Hi, Kels. 85 00:02:54,379 --> 00:02:55,330 Hi, Pippa. 86 00:02:55,355 --> 00:02:56,849 Hey, so Random House is having their big party 87 00:02:56,874 --> 00:02:58,294 at the Surf Lodge tomorrow after the panels. 88 00:02:58,319 --> 00:02:59,082 You're coming right? 89 00:02:59,107 --> 00:03:00,280 No. 90 00:03:00,304 --> 00:03:02,865 Actually my party's tomorrow after the panels. 91 00:03:02,890 --> 00:03:05,039 - You're kidding. - No, I'm not. 92 00:03:05,064 --> 00:03:06,516 Great, so I can release the ticket, then? 93 00:03:06,541 --> 00:03:07,463 No, no, no. 94 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:08,528 Don't release the ticket just yet. 95 00:03:08,553 --> 00:03:09,687 Just in case, right? 96 00:03:09,712 --> 00:03:10,504 Okay, well, space is tight, 97 00:03:10,528 --> 00:03:11,601 so just keep me posted. 98 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:12,852 Will do. 99 00:03:12,878 --> 00:03:14,768 Hey. High-class problems, right? 100 00:03:14,793 --> 00:03:16,658 Mm-hmm. 101 00:03:16,683 --> 00:03:18,259 Um, you guys, we have a reading 102 00:03:18,284 --> 00:03:19,837 at the Bridgehampton Library in thirty minutes. 103 00:03:19,862 --> 00:03:21,032 You're welcome to come, 104 00:03:21,057 --> 00:03:23,329 but don't you have an imprint of your own to worry about? 105 00:03:24,613 --> 00:03:26,520 - Go. - Bye. 106 00:03:29,032 --> 00:03:31,330 Why don't we come to the Hamptons Book Fair every year? 107 00:03:31,355 --> 00:03:33,956 - I mean, this is so nice. - It's gotten better. 108 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:35,851 It used to be card tables, hard backs, 109 00:03:35,876 --> 00:03:38,194 and poor Mary Higgins Clark just baking in the sun. 110 00:03:38,338 --> 00:03:42,417 Ugh, I hate when people call models "real women." 111 00:03:42,442 --> 00:03:43,936 You know what's real, cellulite. 112 00:03:43,961 --> 00:03:45,778 Most of these women are friends of mine, 113 00:03:45,803 --> 00:03:48,098 and I can assure you they are not models, 114 00:03:48,123 --> 00:03:50,623 and they are definitely ovov 40. 115 00:03:50,916 --> 00:03:52,607 She has four kids. 116 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,679 Hi, I'm Amy, the photographer. 117 00:03:54,704 --> 00:03:55,678 Hi. Liza. 118 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:57,727 These photographs are beautiful, Amy. 119 00:03:57,752 --> 00:03:58,579 So beautiful. 120 00:03:58,604 --> 00:04:00,700 Oh, thank you. 121 00:04:00,836 --> 00:04:02,292 Pardon me. 122 00:04:02,317 --> 00:04:04,139 Kiss ass. 123 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:13,397 Hello, neighbor. 124 00:04:13,422 --> 00:04:14,612 Hi. 125 00:04:14,638 --> 00:04:16,587 Look who has knees. 126 00:04:18,698 --> 00:04:20,049 Uh, golfing. 127 00:04:20,074 --> 00:04:21,532 You going to the beach? 128 00:04:21,557 --> 00:04:22,800 Oh, yeah. 129 00:04:22,825 --> 00:04:25,232 Ah, well, enjoy yourself. 130 00:04:25,257 --> 00:04:26,581 You too. 131 00:04:38,724 --> 00:04:41,929 Hey. 132 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:44,101 Wow. 133 00:04:44,525 --> 00:04:46,140 Oh, this is nice. 134 00:04:46,165 --> 00:04:48,008 Oh, this is necessary. 135 00:04:48,033 --> 00:04:49,239 You want one? 136 00:04:49,264 --> 00:04:50,190 What, a slushie? 137 00:04:50,216 --> 00:04:52,658 It's frozen rosé. 138 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,617 It's very refreshing, 139 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:56,761 and it's not too high in alcohol, 140 00:04:56,786 --> 00:04:58,431 so you could drink three really, really fast 141 00:04:58,456 --> 00:04:59,406 and catch up with me. 142 00:04:59,431 --> 00:05:00,416 Uh, I'm good. 143 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:02,739 Does this heavyish day drinking 144 00:05:02,764 --> 00:05:04,615 have something to do with Colin's panel? 145 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,173 His party is at the same time as ours tomorrow. 146 00:05:07,198 --> 00:05:10,282 Hype or no hype, that's where everyone is going to be. 147 00:05:10,307 --> 00:05:11,474 Our guest list is growing. 148 00:05:11,499 --> 00:05:14,280 Yeah, because Random House is at full capacity. 149 00:05:14,567 --> 00:05:15,922 You two again. 150 00:05:15,947 --> 00:05:18,672 The Frosé is ah-maze, am I right? 151 00:05:18,697 --> 00:05:22,040 Emily, you should totally come to our Millennial party 152 00:05:22,065 --> 00:05:22,738 tomorrow night. 153 00:05:22,763 --> 00:05:24,063 I'd love to. 154 00:05:24,088 --> 00:05:26,023 I couldn't get into the Surf Lodge party. 155 00:05:26,417 --> 00:05:28,090 Hey, sorry if the "EW" story 156 00:05:28,115 --> 00:05:29,875 made things complicated with Colin. 157 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:30,973 It's all good. 158 00:05:30,999 --> 00:05:32,555 I wanted to write more about you two, 159 00:05:32,609 --> 00:05:35,874 but I had the hardest time finding any info on Liza. 160 00:05:36,241 --> 00:05:37,678 Oh, yeah, I don't... I don't have 161 00:05:37,703 --> 00:05:39,131 much of an Internet presence. 162 00:05:39,156 --> 00:05:40,626 Yeah, you really don't. 163 00:05:40,651 --> 00:05:42,165 Well, actually she does, 164 00:05:42,190 --> 00:05:44,938 if you look really, really hard enough. 165 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:49,921 You know, actually I want... 166 00:05:49,945 --> 00:05:52,801 I do want to try one of those Fro... Frosé things. 167 00:05:52,826 --> 00:05:53,927 I'll go get it. 168 00:05:53,952 --> 00:05:54,951 Someone's got to save our seats. 169 00:05:54,976 --> 00:05:56,199 The vultures are circling. 170 00:05:56,224 --> 00:05:57,966 I'm coming back. 171 00:06:04,652 --> 00:06:06,441 Oh, my God. 172 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,036 Does Kelsey not know? 173 00:06:08,061 --> 00:06:09,367 Not know what? 174 00:06:09,392 --> 00:06:10,834 Okay. 175 00:06:10,859 --> 00:06:13,456 So your real age is like a secret-secret. 176 00:06:13,717 --> 00:06:16,058 Liza, I know you're 40. 177 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:18,010 Wha... What? 178 00:06:18,343 --> 00:06:20,577 Um, why would you say that? 179 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,782 You know that I went to Dartmouth with... 180 00:06:24,067 --> 00:06:26,546 Marta Beem. Deerslayer! 181 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:29,491 We ran into each other at that assistant's mixer. 182 00:06:29,516 --> 00:06:31,539 She only pretended to recognize you that night. 183 00:06:31,564 --> 00:06:34,012 The truth is, she had to go through the Dartmouth alumni 184 00:06:34,037 --> 00:06:36,186 directory to find you. And she did. 185 00:06:36,211 --> 00:06:39,345 But like, way back in the nineties. 186 00:06:39,370 --> 00:06:41,673 Okay, look, I couldn't get hired as a 40 year-old 187 00:06:41,698 --> 00:06:43,626 and I was desperate to get back into publishing. 188 00:06:43,651 --> 00:06:44,676 Oh, my God. 189 00:06:44,701 --> 00:06:46,016 Don't worry! 190 00:06:46,041 --> 00:06:48,791 Marta took a job in Houston so we'll never see her again. 191 00:06:48,879 --> 00:06:51,215 And I am like a steel trap. 192 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:53,082 Your secret is safe with me. 193 00:06:53,107 --> 00:06:55,482 Thank you so much. 194 00:06:55,507 --> 00:06:57,411 That's the good news. 195 00:06:57,617 --> 00:07:00,413 The bad news is no one is seeing the potential 196 00:07:00,438 --> 00:07:01,802 in my doodle book, and on top of that, 197 00:07:01,827 --> 00:07:04,246 the book fair is such a snooze I have nothing to write about. 198 00:07:04,362 --> 00:07:09,742 Except, can you imagine if "EW" knew your story? 199 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:13,011 I-I thought "EW" was focused on entertainment. 200 00:07:13,036 --> 00:07:14,940 Not people's private business. 201 00:07:14,965 --> 00:07:17,594 That's literally what entertainment is. 202 00:07:17,619 --> 00:07:20,888 I mean, you could be totally the next Rachel Dolezal. 203 00:07:20,913 --> 00:07:21,713 No thank you. 204 00:07:21,738 --> 00:07:23,777 Then I think you should publish my book. 205 00:07:23,802 --> 00:07:25,180 Or I'll publish your story. 206 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,887 - Hey. - Hey. 207 00:07:35,912 --> 00:07:38,118 I just checked the Top Deck; it looks amazing. 208 00:07:38,143 --> 00:07:40,282 The flowers just arrived. The alcohol's on the way. 209 00:07:40,307 --> 00:07:42,083 People are going to come to our party, right? 210 00:07:42,108 --> 00:07:43,501 Yes. 211 00:07:44,217 --> 00:07:46,843 Except for Colin. He is all booked up. 212 00:07:46,868 --> 00:07:48,991 I don't know why I thought we'd have any time together. 213 00:07:49,016 --> 00:07:51,159 _ 214 00:07:51,185 --> 00:07:54,457 Yeah, this really isn't what I was expecting either. 215 00:07:54,650 --> 00:07:56,181 Good morning. 216 00:07:56,206 --> 00:07:57,740 Hi. Good morning. 217 00:07:57,764 --> 00:07:58,831 So I have some good news. 218 00:07:58,856 --> 00:08:01,056 I had lunch with John Irving yesterday, 219 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,682 and he's going to stop by the Millennial party. 220 00:08:03,707 --> 00:08:04,875 John Irving? 221 00:08:04,908 --> 00:08:06,160 He's an old friend of my dad's. 222 00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:07,441 That's so great. 223 00:08:07,466 --> 00:08:08,643 Yeah, it's great. 224 00:08:08,668 --> 00:08:10,897 I'm gonna tweet it out right now. 225 00:08:11,918 --> 00:08:14,568 Danish? Good choice. 226 00:08:22,130 --> 00:08:25,285 You know, John Irving is amazing, 227 00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:27,296 but I'm not really sure a drop-in from him 228 00:08:27,321 --> 00:08:28,719 is on brand for Millennial. 229 00:08:28,744 --> 00:08:31,571 Like, we need young, hot, new authors at the party. 230 00:08:31,596 --> 00:08:33,171 I totally know what you mean. 231 00:08:33,291 --> 00:08:36,243 You know, I actually got a manuscript yesterday 232 00:08:36,268 --> 00:08:38,768 from a new, up-and-coming author. 233 00:08:38,793 --> 00:08:41,270 - Who? - Emily Burns. 234 00:08:41,335 --> 00:08:43,348 Emily Burns from "EW"? 235 00:08:43,373 --> 00:08:44,385 Yeah. 236 00:08:45,684 --> 00:08:47,470 Okay. What is it? 237 00:08:47,495 --> 00:08:49,340 It's an advice book. 238 00:08:49,865 --> 00:08:51,665 Advice from Emily Burns? 239 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:53,022 No, from her dog. 240 00:08:53,047 --> 00:08:54,442 Oh, my God. What? 241 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:55,733 I know it sounds silly, 242 00:08:55,758 --> 00:08:57,210 but, you know, I actually... 243 00:08:57,235 --> 00:08:59,402 I actually think it could be a really big hit. 244 00:08:59,544 --> 00:09:00,962 I mean, tons of people have dogs, 245 00:09:00,987 --> 00:09:02,253 and I'm sure they wonder what they're thinking. 246 00:09:02,278 --> 00:09:03,914 Yeah, maybe, but they don't 247 00:09:03,939 --> 00:09:05,587 wonder what her dog's thinking. 248 00:09:05,914 --> 00:09:07,280 Or what she thinks it's thinking. 249 00:09:07,305 --> 00:09:08,588 Emily is not an author; 250 00:09:08,613 --> 00:09:10,526 she's someone's assistant. 251 00:09:10,713 --> 00:09:12,279 I'm someone's assistant. 252 00:09:12,663 --> 00:09:14,396 Liza, you're so much more than that. 253 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:15,834 We run this imprint together. 254 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,918 And that's why I'm asking you to trust me 255 00:09:17,944 --> 00:09:19,652 and publish this book. 256 00:09:22,654 --> 00:09:24,155 You're screwing with me, right? 257 00:09:24,180 --> 00:09:26,563 I know, I just... I really think that Emily's, like, 258 00:09:26,588 --> 00:09:27,716 tapped into something. 259 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:28,859 Tell her no. 260 00:09:28,884 --> 00:09:31,294 Believe me, she won't be surprised. 261 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,641 _ 262 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,661 _ 263 00:09:45,741 --> 00:09:47,549 _ 264 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:50,085 _ 265 00:09:58,896 --> 00:10:00,928 Excuse me. 266 00:10:01,724 --> 00:10:03,758 Do you do commissions? 267 00:10:05,143 --> 00:10:06,894 Yes. 268 00:10:07,257 --> 00:10:08,681 Great. 269 00:10:15,630 --> 00:10:17,479 This is nice. 270 00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:19,446 See, we can hang out without Liza. 271 00:10:19,471 --> 00:10:20,316 Exactly. 272 00:10:20,341 --> 00:10:21,918 - Uh. - Hmm. 273 00:10:21,943 --> 00:10:23,628 I can't believe she's gone a day 274 00:10:23,653 --> 00:10:24,759 and I already miss her. 275 00:10:24,784 --> 00:10:26,909 I know, me too. 276 00:10:28,739 --> 00:10:31,122 Do you think she knows how much I love her? 277 00:10:31,147 --> 00:10:33,970 Of course she does. 278 00:10:34,249 --> 00:10:37,275 But I also think that she knows that having a family 279 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:39,110 is gonna be important to you one day. 280 00:10:39,135 --> 00:10:40,993 What's important to me is her. 281 00:10:41,018 --> 00:10:42,492 You know? 282 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,180 I think she's the one. 283 00:10:45,205 --> 00:10:46,625 The one? 284 00:10:46,649 --> 00:10:49,720 Oh boy, you know there's no such thing as "the one" right? 285 00:10:49,745 --> 00:10:52,295 Okay, whatever you want to call it, it's... 286 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,635 Liza and I are supposed to be together. 287 00:10:56,112 --> 00:10:59,980 She would realize that if she stopped overthinking everything. 288 00:11:00,005 --> 00:11:01,258 She does overthink things. 289 00:11:01,283 --> 00:11:03,762 I can't argue with that. Hmm. 290 00:11:04,466 --> 00:11:06,667 I just really don't want to lose her, Mags. 291 00:11:08,295 --> 00:11:09,804 Then don't. 292 00:11:11,654 --> 00:11:12,987 Come on. 293 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:18,495 Uh, here we are. 294 00:11:19,377 --> 00:11:21,396 That was quite the hike. 295 00:11:21,421 --> 00:11:23,093 Here, here, here, here. 296 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:25,658 This is the most secluded beach 297 00:11:25,683 --> 00:11:27,316 with the best light. 298 00:11:27,341 --> 00:11:30,113 It's the perfect place to shoot nudes. 299 00:11:30,138 --> 00:11:31,486 Oh, I hadn't planned on going nude. 300 00:11:31,511 --> 00:11:32,899 No, Richard's very cerebral. 301 00:11:32,924 --> 00:11:36,008 The mere suggestion of nudity is enough for him, so... 302 00:11:36,033 --> 00:11:38,009 No. Do it for you. 303 00:11:38,034 --> 00:11:40,486 Trust me, in 20 years when you look back, 304 00:11:40,511 --> 00:11:43,003 it's not that dress you'll wish you still had. 305 00:11:44,882 --> 00:11:46,215 Okay. 306 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,436 Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 307 00:11:50,323 --> 00:11:51,801 Oh, wonderful. 308 00:11:51,826 --> 00:11:53,888 Now I want you to sit on your right hip 309 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,964 and turn your body towards me. 310 00:11:55,989 --> 00:11:57,503 Relax your arms. 311 00:11:57,819 --> 00:12:00,444 Yes, yes. You look gorgeous. 312 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:01,917 Have you modeled before? 313 00:12:01,942 --> 00:12:04,938 Well, as a child I was in an advertisement 314 00:12:04,963 --> 00:12:06,396 for the local hospital, so... 315 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:09,494 Okay, now I want you to lean forward at the waist 316 00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:12,479 and just gather your breasts as if you're presenting a gift 317 00:12:12,505 --> 00:12:13,858 to your lover. 318 00:12:13,883 --> 00:12:16,662 Oh, my God, you look like a mermaid! 319 00:12:16,687 --> 00:12:18,026 You know what? 320 00:12:18,051 --> 00:12:21,509 I'm gonna get some saltwater and wet your hair. 321 00:12:24,003 --> 00:12:26,685 I think we're getting closer. 322 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:28,365 There it is. On that lady's butt. 323 00:12:28,391 --> 00:12:30,472 Stop right there! Stop right there. 324 00:12:30,497 --> 00:12:32,164 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Amy! 325 00:12:32,189 --> 00:12:33,995 Chill out, there's just a Tauros behind you. 326 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,123 It's "Pokémon Go." 327 00:12:35,148 --> 00:12:36,961 What? Amy! 328 00:12:37,438 --> 00:12:39,980 Get away! Get away! Get away! Get away! Get away! 329 00:12:40,005 --> 00:12:41,664 - Snatched it! - Sick. 330 00:12:41,689 --> 00:12:43,595 What'd they snatch? What did they snatch? 331 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:45,802 I am so sorry. 332 00:12:45,827 --> 00:12:47,373 I thought you said this was secluded! 333 00:12:47,398 --> 00:12:49,532 I'm sure nothing like that will happen again. 334 00:12:58,409 --> 00:13:01,277 I hope there's room for two in that caftan. 335 00:13:05,424 --> 00:13:07,949 In just six months Millennial Print 336 00:13:07,974 --> 00:13:11,393 has launched two "New York Times" bestsellers. 337 00:13:11,418 --> 00:13:14,970 A massive achievement for such a new imprint. 338 00:13:14,996 --> 00:13:17,644 And it's thanks to the hard work 339 00:13:17,669 --> 00:13:21,061 of Kelsey Peters and Liza Miller. 340 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,203 Thank you, 341 00:13:24,228 --> 00:13:26,042 and with all of your support, 342 00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:28,315 we hope to continue this trajectory. 343 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:29,339 To Millennial! 344 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:33,130 Millennial. 345 00:13:33,590 --> 00:13:35,258 - Hey. - Hi. 346 00:13:35,283 --> 00:13:36,309 Um, did you get my email? 347 00:13:36,334 --> 00:13:37,678 The one with all the dog facts? 348 00:13:37,703 --> 00:13:40,259 47% of households have dogs, 349 00:13:40,284 --> 00:13:41,583 and that's just in the United States. 350 00:13:41,608 --> 00:13:42,763 It's not happening. 351 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:44,233 Did you see this? 352 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:47,022 Colin's party is blowing up on social media, 353 00:13:47,047 --> 00:13:48,636 and they stole our hashtag. 354 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,861 I hate feeling like I'm competing with him. 355 00:13:50,886 --> 00:13:52,052 You're not competing with him. 356 00:13:52,077 --> 00:13:53,765 You're competing with Pippa. 357 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,865 Just put ten people in a tight corner, 358 00:13:56,890 --> 00:13:59,245 take a picture, and this party will look crowded too. 359 00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:00,788 That's a great idea. 360 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,254 Perfect. Thanks. 361 00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:16,921 Hi. 362 00:14:20,853 --> 00:14:22,549 What are you doing here? 363 00:14:22,574 --> 00:14:23,959 Your party can't be over. 364 00:14:23,984 --> 00:14:24,928 No, I snuck out. 365 00:14:25,259 --> 00:14:27,353 I was tired of talking about myself, 366 00:14:27,378 --> 00:14:28,784 shaking hands. 367 00:14:28,809 --> 00:14:29,775 Mm-hmm. 368 00:14:30,056 --> 00:14:32,454 You're the only person I wanted to see. 369 00:14:36,428 --> 00:14:38,528 Pippa is going to kill you. 370 00:14:38,553 --> 00:14:40,086 She's probably lost her shit by now. 371 00:14:40,111 --> 00:14:41,541 Come here. 372 00:14:41,566 --> 00:14:43,667 Just so she knows you're in good hands. 373 00:14:43,692 --> 00:14:45,375 All right. 374 00:14:49,702 --> 00:14:51,133 Hey, girl. 375 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,632 Oh my God, the lobster rolls are so good. 376 00:14:53,657 --> 00:14:54,932 Glad you like them. 377 00:14:54,957 --> 00:14:57,656 Hey, um, look, Emily, 378 00:14:57,681 --> 00:15:00,744 I've pitched the book a couple times to Kelsey, 379 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:03,028 and she's... she's just not responding to it. 380 00:15:03,053 --> 00:15:05,852 Well, that's not good news for either of us, is it? 381 00:15:05,877 --> 00:15:08,111 My article for "EW" is, like, due. 382 00:15:08,136 --> 00:15:10,601 Jess Cagle is up my ass so far I can't sit down. 383 00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:12,790 What story am I going to send him, Liza? 384 00:15:19,157 --> 00:15:22,080 Okay, you know what, just... Can you hold on? 385 00:15:24,695 --> 00:15:26,340 Colin, hey. 386 00:15:26,365 --> 00:15:27,837 I hear Random House is keeping you busy. 387 00:15:27,862 --> 00:15:29,581 Yeah, I'm very grateful. 388 00:15:29,606 --> 00:15:30,573 And exhausted. 389 00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:31,664 Oh, you must be. 390 00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:32,914 He's had seven panels 391 00:15:32,939 --> 00:15:34,254 and four interviews today. 392 00:15:34,279 --> 00:15:35,745 I don't know how you're still standing. 393 00:15:37,285 --> 00:15:39,219 Gosh, you guys should get out of here. 394 00:15:39,244 --> 00:15:41,167 Go, spend some time together. 395 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,575 Seriously, I've got everything covered here. 396 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,986 - Are you sure? - Yes. 397 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:47,250 Absolutely. Go have fun. 398 00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:48,650 It's an order. 399 00:15:48,728 --> 00:15:50,148 Okay. 400 00:15:50,173 --> 00:15:51,422 Thank you. 401 00:15:51,623 --> 00:15:52,978 Bye. 402 00:16:04,187 --> 00:16:06,387 Swallow; you're about to get a book deal. 403 00:16:08,992 --> 00:16:10,537 Hi. 404 00:16:10,562 --> 00:16:12,757 Um, I have an announcement to make. 405 00:16:12,781 --> 00:16:14,828 Millennial's newest author 406 00:16:14,853 --> 00:16:17,750 is actually here with us tonight. 407 00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:21,906 Please give a warm welcome 408 00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:22,985 to Emily Burns. 409 00:16:34,841 --> 00:16:37,659 _ 410 00:16:42,732 --> 00:16:44,732 _ 411 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,742 You are standing in front of the place 412 00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:51,313 where I used to scoop ice cream as a kid. 413 00:16:53,794 --> 00:16:56,524 I cannot imagine that. 414 00:16:56,585 --> 00:16:58,072 That I scooped ice cream? 415 00:16:58,097 --> 00:16:59,806 No, you as a kid. 416 00:17:00,111 --> 00:17:03,456 I can only picture you this tall and with that voice. 417 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:07,199 Well, when I worked here I was 15. 418 00:17:07,224 --> 00:17:10,623 So picture me a little shorter, 419 00:17:11,876 --> 00:17:14,714 big hair, faint moustache, 420 00:17:14,739 --> 00:17:16,336 and short shorts. 421 00:17:16,361 --> 00:17:18,027 Oh, so really cool, huh? 422 00:17:18,052 --> 00:17:19,156 Yep. 423 00:17:19,181 --> 00:17:20,547 Got it. 424 00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:21,827 And, uh, 425 00:17:21,852 --> 00:17:24,377 that bar, Stephen Talkhouse, 426 00:17:24,578 --> 00:17:26,469 I used to sneak in the back 427 00:17:26,494 --> 00:17:28,272 when the busboys took their breaks. 428 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,197 I'd wait by the trash cans, then run in. 429 00:17:31,222 --> 00:17:33,800 That seems like the most difficult way to do it. 430 00:17:33,825 --> 00:17:35,389 Why didn't you just use a fake ID? 431 00:17:35,414 --> 00:17:36,742 I didn't know where to get one. 432 00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:39,358 Well, they're pretty easy to get nowadays. 433 00:17:40,035 --> 00:17:43,281 I mean, not now-now. Like, I don't have one now. 434 00:17:45,010 --> 00:17:46,474 Oh, my God. 435 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,491 Is Berlin is playing tonight? 436 00:17:48,516 --> 00:17:50,849 Are you serious? I love Berlin! 437 00:17:50,874 --> 00:17:52,327 - Really? - Yeah. 438 00:17:52,352 --> 00:17:53,566 They're... 439 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,048 Uh, my babysitter got me into them. 440 00:17:57,073 --> 00:17:59,390 Huh. Should we go in? 441 00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:01,210 We have to go in. 442 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,411 And then I took the caftan 443 00:18:05,436 --> 00:18:07,345 and she had to walk back in her underwear. 444 00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:09,013 I felt bad, 445 00:18:09,037 --> 00:18:11,124 but, you know, not bad enough to not let her keep the deposit. 446 00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:15,331 Well, not to one-up your trauma, 447 00:18:15,356 --> 00:18:17,343 but I had an incident of my own. 448 00:18:17,368 --> 00:18:18,035 Oh? 449 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,154 I cut myself pretty badly 450 00:18:19,179 --> 00:18:23,281 trying to shave a certain part. 451 00:18:23,809 --> 00:18:25,435 A southerly part? 452 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:26,559 Yes. 453 00:18:26,584 --> 00:18:28,554 I wanted to send you a picture. 454 00:18:28,579 --> 00:18:30,279 Oh, that is so sweet. 455 00:18:30,304 --> 00:18:32,960 I guess our love wasn't made for modern technology. 456 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,739 Our what? 457 00:18:37,101 --> 00:18:38,970 I wish you were here. 458 00:18:39,412 --> 00:18:41,593 Well, I am. 459 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,100 Let's not hang up. 460 00:19:09,688 --> 00:19:11,664 This place is so great. 461 00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:13,417 It hasn't changed. 462 00:19:13,618 --> 00:19:15,683 I love that you're into this music. 463 00:19:31,401 --> 00:19:34,685 This next one you might have heard before. 464 00:20:08,856 --> 00:20:10,386 Oh, my God. 465 00:20:10,411 --> 00:20:13,708 This song, it was my... 466 00:20:13,732 --> 00:20:16,260 babysitter's prom song. 467 00:20:16,286 --> 00:20:18,748 You were really close with that babysitter. 468 00:20:18,773 --> 00:20:21,454 Yeah. Right. 469 00:20:21,479 --> 00:20:24,214 This is the song that was playing the first time 470 00:20:24,239 --> 00:20:27,851 that Tori Stevens and I... 471 00:20:28,581 --> 00:20:32,438 I am telling you way too many stories about myself. 472 00:20:32,463 --> 00:20:34,817 No, not at all. 473 00:20:34,945 --> 00:20:36,345 You sure? 474 00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:38,471 Yeah, I like hearing them. 475 00:20:41,221 --> 00:20:43,268 I like you. 476 00:21:01,031 --> 00:21:05,233 So, uh, that unexpected. 477 00:21:05,258 --> 00:21:07,253 Uh, yeah, yeah, didn't know 478 00:21:07,278 --> 00:21:08,896 Berlin was still together. 479 00:21:08,921 --> 00:21:11,230 Yeah. 480 00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:14,362 Must have been a one-night only kind of thing. 481 00:21:14,652 --> 00:21:18,994 Uh, I sure hope not. 482 00:21:37,604 --> 00:21:40,359 This feels so good, 483 00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:43,270 but I still haven't quite figured out things 484 00:21:43,295 --> 00:21:47,033 with my... With Josh. 485 00:21:51,855 --> 00:21:53,841 Hmm, yeah. 486 00:21:53,866 --> 00:21:55,766 It seems like you do have 487 00:21:55,791 --> 00:21:58,242 a few things to figure out.