1 00:00:06,222 --> 00:00:08,339 I still don't understand. 2 00:00:08,364 --> 00:00:10,654 Josh showed me the engagement ring. 3 00:00:10,679 --> 00:00:12,195 I gave him our room key. 4 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:14,185 He was so excited. 5 00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:15,844 - I was so excited. - I don't know. 6 00:00:15,869 --> 00:00:17,623 I don't know, I guess... 7 00:00:17,648 --> 00:00:19,267 I guess he got cold feet. 8 00:00:19,292 --> 00:00:21,803 My God, I'm so sorry. 9 00:00:21,828 --> 00:00:23,754 Oh, it's okay. 10 00:00:25,533 --> 00:00:27,449 Would you have said yes? 11 00:00:27,474 --> 00:00:30,593 I'm not sure I'm ready to get married. 12 00:00:31,011 --> 00:00:33,426 Maybe Josh realized that too. 13 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:35,647 I mean, what's the rush, right? 14 00:00:35,672 --> 00:00:36,827 I hate him now. 15 00:00:36,852 --> 00:00:38,310 No, don't say that. 16 00:00:38,335 --> 00:00:39,991 Josh is wonderful. 17 00:00:40,017 --> 00:00:41,737 It's just so weird. 18 00:00:41,853 --> 00:00:44,710 What could've happened between the time I saw him 19 00:00:44,735 --> 00:00:46,638 and when you got back to the room? 20 00:00:47,626 --> 00:00:49,252 Hi. 21 00:00:52,450 --> 00:00:55,051 - Oh, God, Liza, no! - Yeah. 22 00:00:55,076 --> 00:00:57,062 Wait... you think he saw you kiss Charles 23 00:00:57,087 --> 00:00:58,678 right as he was about to propose to you? 24 00:00:58,703 --> 00:01:00,455 It's the only explanation. 25 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,014 That poor guy. He must want to gouge his eyes out. 26 00:01:03,039 --> 00:01:04,527 Oh, thank you. That's very helpful. 27 00:01:04,552 --> 00:01:06,052 I guess I should've called you. 28 00:01:06,077 --> 00:01:07,861 - Wait... you knew about this? - Well, not exactly. 29 00:01:07,886 --> 00:01:10,019 But I had coffee with Josh when you were away. 30 00:01:10,199 --> 00:01:12,135 He was just so heartsick over you. 31 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,931 I guess I should have just kept my mouth shut. 32 00:01:13,956 --> 00:01:15,203 What did you say? 33 00:01:15,228 --> 00:01:17,124 I said if he loves you he shouldn't lose you! 34 00:01:17,149 --> 00:01:18,647 Oh, God, Maggie. 35 00:01:18,672 --> 00:01:20,421 I thought he was gonna write you a song or something, 36 00:01:20,446 --> 00:01:22,379 not propose marriage. 37 00:01:22,510 --> 00:01:25,656 He wrote "marry me" on the bed in rose petals. 38 00:01:25,681 --> 00:01:27,257 Oh, sweet. 39 00:01:27,282 --> 00:01:29,162 It's kind of like a floral text. 40 00:01:29,187 --> 00:01:31,886 Oh, God. I've gotta find a way to make this right somehow. 41 00:01:32,057 --> 00:01:34,866 Wait, how did this Charles thing even happen? 42 00:01:34,891 --> 00:01:38,353 Well, it was equal parts gin, tonic, sea air, 43 00:01:38,378 --> 00:01:40,950 and that great old song "Take My Breath Away." 44 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:43,409 That song does crazy stuff to people. 45 00:01:43,434 --> 00:01:46,045 In high school I slept with Tommy Mannetti 46 00:01:46,070 --> 00:01:47,937 because of that song. 47 00:01:50,239 --> 00:01:53,485 And also his sister, Tammy Mannetti. 48 00:01:56,801 --> 00:02:04,188 _ 49 00:02:07,266 --> 00:02:09,946 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 50 00:02:13,935 --> 00:02:16,650 No, no, no, no, no. Kels, hi! Welcome back! 51 00:02:16,675 --> 00:02:19,969 - What's going on? - I have some amazing news. 52 00:02:19,994 --> 00:02:21,878 Max and I are moving in together. 53 00:02:21,903 --> 00:02:24,196 What? Since when? 54 00:02:24,221 --> 00:02:26,150 I don't know. We've been spending all of our spare time 55 00:02:26,175 --> 00:02:27,374 with each other anyway, so we figured, 56 00:02:27,399 --> 00:02:29,229 what the hell, let's just take the leap. 57 00:02:29,254 --> 00:02:31,263 Are you sure you're gonna be able to handle 58 00:02:31,288 --> 00:02:33,834 that tiny little apartment with all those roommates? 59 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:35,368 No, no, I'm sure I can't. 60 00:02:35,393 --> 00:02:37,072 That's why he's moving in here. 61 00:02:40,733 --> 00:02:42,625 Okay. 62 00:02:44,283 --> 00:02:47,023 Hey, look who's back from the Hamptons. 63 00:02:47,048 --> 00:02:49,459 - Hey, roomie. - Welcome back, beauty. 64 00:02:49,484 --> 00:02:51,545 - Hi. - Did you hear the news? 65 00:02:51,570 --> 00:02:54,006 We're gonna have our own in-house medical professional. 66 00:02:54,030 --> 00:02:56,580 Even 15 CPW doesn't have that. 67 00:02:56,605 --> 00:02:59,040 Of all the crazies that this girl brings home, 68 00:02:59,065 --> 00:03:01,232 who would have predicted a nice, Jewish doctor? 69 00:03:01,257 --> 00:03:02,523 Yeah. He's sweet. 70 00:03:02,548 --> 00:03:04,247 Mom loves that I'm being basic. 71 00:03:04,272 --> 00:03:05,916 - I love Max. - I know you do. 72 00:03:05,941 --> 00:03:07,223 Oh, Kels, one quick thing. 73 00:03:07,248 --> 00:03:09,178 Max needs a little bit of space in the front closet, 74 00:03:09,203 --> 00:03:11,837 so if you could just, you know... winnow. 75 00:03:11,862 --> 00:03:13,502 Of course. 76 00:03:45,048 --> 00:03:47,447 - Liza. - Hey. 77 00:03:49,155 --> 00:03:51,589 Look, I just wanted to apologize 78 00:03:51,614 --> 00:03:52,901 for intruding on... 79 00:03:52,926 --> 00:03:54,893 You don't have to apologize. 80 00:03:55,231 --> 00:03:57,311 I'm sure you know 81 00:03:58,013 --> 00:04:00,358 how fond I am of you. 82 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:04,344 But I never meant to step between a happy couple. 83 00:04:04,572 --> 00:04:07,273 And I can assure you, 84 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,815 I won't be stepping in again. 85 00:04:12,605 --> 00:04:16,135 Good luck with Josh. 86 00:04:30,468 --> 00:04:33,793 _ 87 00:04:37,966 --> 00:04:42,119 Is your life spiraling out of control? 88 00:04:42,329 --> 00:04:45,137 Are your goals unclear? 89 00:04:45,162 --> 00:04:47,579 Are your relationships in turmoil? 90 00:04:47,604 --> 00:04:48,486 Mm. 91 00:04:48,511 --> 00:04:51,214 Do you even know what you want anymore? 92 00:04:51,239 --> 00:04:52,937 What if you found out that that's okay? 93 00:04:52,961 --> 00:04:55,641 Because it is only at our lowest point 94 00:04:55,666 --> 00:04:57,747 when we're in the deepest pain 95 00:04:57,772 --> 00:04:59,935 that we unearth what we really want 96 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,742 and who we really are. 97 00:05:01,767 --> 00:05:04,440 Who you really are is beautiful. 98 00:05:04,465 --> 00:05:06,510 Who you really are is kind. 99 00:05:06,534 --> 00:05:09,923 Who you really are is loving and pure. 100 00:05:09,949 --> 00:05:12,695 I'm Antonia Steward, 101 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,191 and I can help you find that person again. 102 00:05:15,216 --> 00:05:20,185 All I need is your commitment to get real. 103 00:05:25,103 --> 00:05:28,137 Diana, thank you. 104 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:32,813 - For what? - That video. 105 00:05:33,614 --> 00:05:36,774 What made you think to send it to me? 106 00:05:37,096 --> 00:05:38,996 Antonia Steward is writing a book. 107 00:05:39,021 --> 00:05:40,787 We're having a meeting her in an hour. 108 00:05:41,237 --> 00:05:42,693 This one book could be the whale 109 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:43,830 that feeds the whole company for year... 110 00:05:43,855 --> 00:05:45,220 Pull yourself together, Liza. 111 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:03,453 Thanks for coming, guys. 112 00:06:03,505 --> 00:06:06,640 Listen, I don't need to write a book. 113 00:06:06,665 --> 00:06:08,898 People are begging me to write a book. 114 00:06:08,923 --> 00:06:12,959 My seminar has transformed over 1.5 million lives 115 00:06:12,984 --> 00:06:14,545 in 21 countries. 116 00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:16,952 And after each and every one, people ask me, 117 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:20,108 "Where can I buy your book? Where can I buy your book?" 118 00:06:20,133 --> 00:06:23,225 - Antonia. - We'll talk later. 119 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:28,483 All bidders for my book need to attend my seminar tomorrow. 120 00:06:28,508 --> 00:06:31,418 I'll set aside two tickets for Empirical. 121 00:06:31,864 --> 00:06:34,122 I'll let you three fight over the tickets. 122 00:06:34,147 --> 00:06:35,824 I'm late for a meeting back in midtown. 123 00:06:35,849 --> 00:06:37,204 Excuse me. 124 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:41,590 You know, three months ago, 125 00:06:41,615 --> 00:06:43,628 I would have snapped up those tickets, but not now. 126 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,412 I don't need Antonia Steward. 127 00:06:45,437 --> 00:06:46,587 I have it all. 128 00:06:46,612 --> 00:06:47,878 I'm happy. 129 00:06:47,903 --> 00:06:50,003 They say life starts when you're 40. 130 00:06:50,028 --> 00:06:55,120 And so does the best sex I have ever... ever... ever... 131 00:06:55,145 --> 00:06:57,496 - Got it. - Thank you. 132 00:06:57,521 --> 00:06:58,887 Okay. 133 00:07:01,193 --> 00:07:04,665 You're a beast, man. 134 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:06,888 You're a beast! Come on. Give me two more, two more. 135 00:07:06,913 --> 00:07:10,915 Hey, guys. What's, uh... going on? 136 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:13,875 Max has to get in his Power 30 between call hours. 137 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:16,304 - Come on! - Sorry to sweat on your rug. 138 00:07:16,632 --> 00:07:18,832 Is the plan for the weight bench to be 139 00:07:18,857 --> 00:07:20,157 in my room all the time? 140 00:07:20,182 --> 00:07:21,752 Yeah, sorry. 141 00:07:21,778 --> 00:07:23,337 We just didn't have any place else. 142 00:07:23,362 --> 00:07:24,311 You don't mind, do you? 143 00:07:24,336 --> 00:07:26,351 You can hang out and watch us pump if you want. 144 00:07:26,376 --> 00:07:27,338 Come on. 145 00:07:29,869 --> 00:07:32,651 - Ahh! - Yeah! 146 00:07:32,676 --> 00:07:34,142 Ooh. 147 00:07:35,224 --> 00:07:38,014 - Hey. - Hello. 148 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:41,380 Did you know about that bench press situation? 149 00:07:41,405 --> 00:07:44,373 Oh, I know, it keeps his body so tight. 150 00:07:44,398 --> 00:07:47,379 No, I mean, he's keeping it in my room. 151 00:07:47,404 --> 00:07:49,170 Oh, right. 152 00:07:52,502 --> 00:07:55,889 Look, I know I'm staying at your parent's house for free 153 00:07:55,914 --> 00:07:59,472 and I am so grateful for that, but... 154 00:07:59,497 --> 00:08:00,935 But what? 155 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,726 You could've given me some warning. 156 00:08:02,751 --> 00:08:05,252 It would have given me time to figure things out. 157 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:06,267 Kelsey, it was either right now, 158 00:08:06,293 --> 00:08:07,807 or Max would have to pay another month's rent. 159 00:08:07,832 --> 00:08:09,505 You didn't consider me at all. 160 00:08:09,564 --> 00:08:12,162 I thought you'd be happy for me. 161 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:13,720 I am happy for you. 162 00:08:16,933 --> 00:08:18,446 One more, one more, come on. 163 00:08:24,824 --> 00:08:26,967 - Hey. - Thank you, babe. 164 00:08:26,992 --> 00:08:29,102 This is only for a few nights, I promise, 165 00:08:29,127 --> 00:08:31,670 - until I find my own place. - Hey, lucky me. 166 00:08:33,617 --> 00:08:36,122 Um... got any more suitcases? 167 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:38,881 No. Why, are you worried? 168 00:08:38,906 --> 00:08:41,078 - No. - Okay. 169 00:08:48,114 --> 00:08:50,045 Grape? 170 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:51,587 Elphaba, do you want a grape? 171 00:08:51,612 --> 00:08:54,361 Then say "grape." 172 00:08:55,446 --> 00:08:56,722 Fine. 173 00:08:56,929 --> 00:08:58,963 PetMD says the way to get her to talk 174 00:08:58,988 --> 00:09:00,387 is to bring her around more people. 175 00:09:00,412 --> 00:09:01,527 Well, that makes sense. 176 00:09:01,552 --> 00:09:03,603 She sits here in silence all day while we're at work. 177 00:09:03,628 --> 00:09:05,397 It's cruel when you think about it. 178 00:09:05,422 --> 00:09:07,433 I'm gonna take her to the office with me tomorrow. 179 00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:08,867 That's a great idea. 180 00:09:08,892 --> 00:09:11,487 You know what else is a great idea? 181 00:09:21,849 --> 00:09:23,515 So you're staying with Colin? 182 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:24,873 Just until I find a place. 183 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,699 I got a broker, but so far the only thing she sent 184 00:09:27,724 --> 00:09:29,738 that I could legitimately afford is this: 185 00:09:29,763 --> 00:09:33,293 "Cozy basement studio. New paint. No stove. 186 00:09:33,317 --> 00:09:36,643 Call for neighborhood." That definitely means Inwood. 187 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,144 No longer available, 188 00:09:40,169 --> 00:09:42,733 Aw. Well listen, I'm sure Maggie wouldn't mind 189 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:44,658 if you crashed with us for a little while. 190 00:09:44,683 --> 00:09:46,055 Thanks, that means a lot. 191 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,651 But something's gotta come through. 192 00:09:47,676 --> 00:09:50,162 Please welcome to the stage, 193 00:09:50,187 --> 00:09:53,382 Antonia Steward! 194 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,976 Jesus. 195 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,942 Hello Newark and the Tri-State Area! 196 00:10:03,967 --> 00:10:06,801 Are you ready to Get Real? 197 00:10:08,294 --> 00:10:12,235 Okay people, I have one question for you. 198 00:10:12,451 --> 00:10:14,833 What will make you happy? 199 00:10:16,632 --> 00:10:18,865 You. Ma'am. 200 00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:19,956 You're nodding. 201 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,895 - Come on up. - Yeah. 202 00:10:29,824 --> 00:10:31,239 What will make you happy? 203 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,131 Losing weight. 204 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:35,671 Take off your Spanks. 205 00:10:36,161 --> 00:10:37,974 Excuse me? 206 00:10:37,999 --> 00:10:39,705 Just wriggle out of 'em. 207 00:10:39,730 --> 00:10:41,785 You're wearing a dress. 208 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:45,576 Okay. 209 00:10:48,005 --> 00:10:49,871 You can just leave 'em. 210 00:10:49,896 --> 00:10:51,617 How do you feel? 211 00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:54,743 - Great. - I can't hear you. 212 00:10:54,768 --> 00:10:55,976 Great! 213 00:10:56,001 --> 00:11:00,148 No restrictions, no pressure. 214 00:11:00,173 --> 00:11:03,031 This is you, 215 00:11:03,056 --> 00:11:05,603 the real you. 216 00:11:05,661 --> 00:11:07,693 - How do you feel? - Great! 217 00:11:07,718 --> 00:11:09,857 Now what will make you happy? 218 00:11:09,882 --> 00:11:10,881 A divorce. 219 00:11:12,196 --> 00:11:16,310 That's more like it! 220 00:11:16,335 --> 00:11:18,793 That is real! 221 00:11:19,058 --> 00:11:22,876 See your group leader at break for strategy pillars. 222 00:11:24,477 --> 00:11:25,976 Now who's next? 223 00:11:27,426 --> 00:11:30,906 No. No. Attention seeker... 224 00:11:31,575 --> 00:11:33,713 You, sir. 225 00:11:33,846 --> 00:11:35,560 Come on up. 226 00:11:35,585 --> 00:11:37,490 Yeah! 227 00:11:41,956 --> 00:11:44,598 What will make you happy? 228 00:11:45,766 --> 00:11:47,616 I just want my wife back. 229 00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:49,834 - Oh, my God. - What? 230 00:11:49,881 --> 00:11:52,615 - She's so amazing. - I want my wife back! 231 00:11:55,823 --> 00:11:57,323 What's stopping you? 232 00:11:57,348 --> 00:12:00,131 Well, I made some huge mistakes 233 00:12:00,156 --> 00:12:01,969 and now she's got this younger boyfriend. 234 00:12:01,994 --> 00:12:05,105 Okay, well, we're gonna help you grow some balls 235 00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:06,172 and get your wife back. 236 00:12:09,356 --> 00:12:11,374 Have you owned your shit? 237 00:12:11,414 --> 00:12:13,314 That takes some balls. 238 00:12:13,339 --> 00:12:16,862 What did you do to kill the relationship? 239 00:12:16,887 --> 00:12:19,595 Well, I-I sort of cheated. 240 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:20,865 Sort of cheated? 241 00:12:21,755 --> 00:12:23,067 What a douche. 242 00:12:23,092 --> 00:12:25,433 I feel sorry for his ex-wife. 243 00:12:26,751 --> 00:12:28,796 I cheated. 244 00:12:30,913 --> 00:12:34,714 And I had a... 245 00:12:34,739 --> 00:12:36,259 Okay, I had a gambling problem as well. 246 00:12:36,284 --> 00:12:38,703 But I've cleaned up my act. I swear. 247 00:12:38,728 --> 00:12:41,169 Okay. Let's give him a hand for cleaning up his act. 248 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,541 Cleaned up! 249 00:12:44,496 --> 00:12:47,615 Now, the next step is to apologize. 250 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,946 No, I already have. Many times. 251 00:12:49,971 --> 00:12:52,786 But she won't listen; she's too busy with her boy toy. 252 00:12:52,811 --> 00:12:55,338 You know, partying her ass off around Brooklyn. 253 00:12:55,363 --> 00:12:57,412 Sounds like she's gone off the rails. 254 00:12:57,437 --> 00:12:58,493 Yeah, no, she has, totally. 255 00:12:58,518 --> 00:12:59,447 She's forgotten about her family. 256 00:12:59,472 --> 00:13:01,867 All she thinks about is her new hipster life 257 00:13:01,891 --> 00:13:05,049 and impressing this dumb little boyfriend. 258 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,961 - Get out your phone. - You want me to call... 259 00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:09,782 No names. 260 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:12,656 Just call her. Now. 261 00:13:12,681 --> 00:13:13,932 Now! 262 00:13:13,957 --> 00:13:15,500 While you have clarity. 263 00:13:15,525 --> 00:13:18,760 And the support of everyone here. 264 00:13:22,282 --> 00:13:24,247 I don't... 265 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:27,967 Call her. Be a man. Call her. Be a man. 266 00:13:27,992 --> 00:13:31,465 Call her. Be a man. Call her. Be a man. 267 00:13:31,489 --> 00:13:32,805 Call her. Be a man. 268 00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,852 Okay, okay, okay, I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it! 269 00:13:34,877 --> 00:13:36,334 I'll do it right now! 270 00:13:37,624 --> 00:13:38,823 Do you know what? 271 00:13:38,848 --> 00:13:41,155 I-I-I'm gonna run to the bathroom, okay? 272 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,078 Shit! It's ringing. 273 00:13:44,102 --> 00:13:45,696 It's ringing. 274 00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:48,720 It's ringing. 275 00:13:56,848 --> 00:13:58,351 Sounds like she's not there. 276 00:13:58,376 --> 00:14:00,462 Or she doesn't have the courage to speak to you. 277 00:14:00,487 --> 00:14:02,217 She's probably at some hipster bar, 278 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:03,264 knocking one back. 279 00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:04,544 Sounds like a real party girl. 280 00:14:04,569 --> 00:14:06,882 - She sounds like a bitch! - Hey! 281 00:14:06,907 --> 00:14:09,589 We cannot judge her until we talk to her. 282 00:14:15,248 --> 00:14:16,614 Hello? 283 00:14:18,096 --> 00:14:21,468 Hello? 284 00:14:26,512 --> 00:14:27,488 Do you have a moment? 285 00:14:27,513 --> 00:14:29,622 Of course. Come in. 286 00:14:30,529 --> 00:14:33,463 Oh, your... your prized parrot. 287 00:14:33,488 --> 00:14:35,600 Yes. According to the experts, 288 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,442 she needs to be around people more 289 00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:40,145 in order to start talking, which I would love to hear. 290 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,371 Pretty girl. Pretty girl. 291 00:14:44,257 --> 00:14:46,057 Animals are so mysterious. 292 00:14:46,082 --> 00:14:47,578 Well, I can help expose her 293 00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:49,536 to some people who'd love to meet her. 294 00:14:49,561 --> 00:14:51,561 Nicole's class is here visiting the office 295 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:52,752 on a little field trip. 296 00:14:52,777 --> 00:14:54,620 Perfect. Bring them in. 297 00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:57,741 Girls, come on. 298 00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,596 Oh! There's a lot of them. 299 00:14:59,621 --> 00:15:01,669 Oh, you just... just keep coming. 300 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:06,706 Girls, this is Diana Trout, Empirical's Head of Marketing. 301 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,998 She's incredibly important here, 302 00:15:09,093 --> 00:15:12,174 helping our company to sell all our books. 303 00:15:12,199 --> 00:15:13,590 That's your parrot, right? 304 00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:15,472 That is Elphaba. 305 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:18,596 Named after the wonderful and verdant character 306 00:15:18,621 --> 00:15:20,386 in the Broadway musical, "Wicked." 307 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,908 Is Elphaba sick? 308 00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:28,585 Listen to that! You girls are quite lucky. 309 00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:31,851 These is the first sounds Elphaba has ever made. 310 00:15:31,876 --> 00:15:35,164 Is she singing? 311 00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:42,028 Everyone stop exciting the bird. 312 00:15:42,053 --> 00:15:44,100 She's getting a little over-stimulated. 313 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:44,976 Is that what's happening? 314 00:15:48,995 --> 00:15:51,151 Easy does it, pretty girl. 315 00:15:51,747 --> 00:15:54,809 Yes, Richard! Yes, Richard! 316 00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,627 - Right there! Right there! - Okay, okay, okay. 317 00:15:56,652 --> 00:15:58,976 - And it's time to move along. - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 318 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,301 Who wants a chocolate chip cookie? 319 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,562 Okay, let's go. Faster! Faster! 320 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:09,980 You're on speakerphone in front of hundreds of people 321 00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:13,673 who just gave me the courage to say this. 322 00:16:13,688 --> 00:16:15,252 I want you back. 323 00:16:15,445 --> 00:16:16,878 Forget the past. 324 00:16:16,903 --> 00:16:18,068 Just come home. 325 00:16:18,093 --> 00:16:20,761 It's not too late, babe. 326 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,206 I'm sorry. 327 00:16:24,076 --> 00:16:25,842 I've moved on. 328 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:28,413 And you need to do the same. 329 00:16:29,044 --> 00:16:30,614 Hi. I just want to intervene. 330 00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:32,872 So you're in a committed relationship 331 00:16:32,897 --> 00:16:34,958 with your young boyfriend? 332 00:16:35,944 --> 00:16:40,009 Well... not exactly. 333 00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:41,832 Why not? 334 00:16:42,122 --> 00:16:44,990 Because you chose someone who couldn't commit. 335 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:48,360 No, he-he can commit. 336 00:16:49,515 --> 00:16:51,362 He proposed to me. 337 00:16:51,602 --> 00:16:53,007 What? 338 00:16:53,032 --> 00:16:54,767 Yeah, yeah, he, uh... 339 00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:57,016 he put his whole heart right out there. 340 00:16:57,329 --> 00:16:58,962 And what happened? 341 00:16:59,361 --> 00:17:03,020 I... I messed it all up. 342 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:07,111 Why did you mess it up? Because... 343 00:17:07,976 --> 00:17:11,455 I'm self destructive. 344 00:17:11,609 --> 00:17:13,115 And? 345 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:14,006 And... 346 00:17:14,031 --> 00:17:16,017 I don't know. 347 00:17:16,121 --> 00:17:17,939 Because you do not love him. 348 00:17:17,964 --> 00:17:18,863 Yeah. 349 00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:20,835 Yes, I do. 350 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:21,948 Are you sure? 351 00:17:21,973 --> 00:17:25,113 Dig deep in your heart. It's time to get real. 352 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,052 I do. 353 00:17:36,078 --> 00:17:38,574 I do love him. 354 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:43,240 I really do. I really love him. 355 00:17:43,265 --> 00:17:46,030 Then why are you wasting time talking to your ex-husband? 356 00:17:46,055 --> 00:17:48,534 Hang up the phone right now 357 00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:50,494 and go get your man! 358 00:17:53,808 --> 00:17:55,279 Yes! 359 00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,311 Get real. 360 00:18:05,313 --> 00:18:09,775 _ 361 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,514 _ 362 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,819 Hey. 363 00:18:24,844 --> 00:18:27,912 - Hey. - I just had the craziest day. 364 00:18:27,937 --> 00:18:29,858 You and me both. 365 00:18:29,883 --> 00:18:34,169 I just got word that Netflix wants to fly me out to LA 366 00:18:34,194 --> 00:18:36,725 to discuss adapting my book into a series. 367 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:39,634 What? Oh, my God! 368 00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:41,321 Babe! 369 00:18:41,346 --> 00:18:43,353 - I'm so happy for you. - It's great. 370 00:18:43,378 --> 00:18:45,116 I mean, it's also kind of overwhelming. 371 00:18:45,141 --> 00:18:46,786 Yeah. 372 00:18:46,811 --> 00:18:48,819 Which got me thinking. 373 00:18:52,316 --> 00:18:56,078 Maybe now is... it's not such a good time for you to move in. 374 00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:58,760 I'm not... I'm not moving in. 375 00:18:58,785 --> 00:19:00,485 I'm just staying here for a few nights 376 00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:01,985 until I can find my own place. 377 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,187 No, Kels, I know how it works. 378 00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:06,045 The last girlfriend who brought a duffel to my place, 379 00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:07,917 she didn't leave for two years. 380 00:19:08,205 --> 00:19:10,238 Are you being serious? 381 00:19:10,263 --> 00:19:13,131 I just... I can't have any distraction. 382 00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,695 It isn't like I want to stop seeing you. 383 00:19:20,217 --> 00:19:23,180 Pippa. I gotta grab it. 384 00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:26,155 Hey. No, yeah. 385 00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:27,492 Hell, yeah, I'm totally psyched. 386 00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:29,354 Just give me the talking points. 387 00:19:38,658 --> 00:19:41,740 Josh. I know I made a mistake. 388 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,050 But I need to make things right. 389 00:19:43,075 --> 00:19:44,041 How? 390 00:19:46,363 --> 00:19:48,240 I saw you. With him. 391 00:19:48,265 --> 00:19:50,720 I know. There's no excuse. 392 00:19:50,745 --> 00:19:53,556 - Do you love him? - I love you. 393 00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:00,366 You were everything to me. 394 00:20:00,391 --> 00:20:03,397 - And you are everything to me. - Liza, Liza... 395 00:20:03,422 --> 00:20:05,154 - You have to forgive me. - Liza! 396 00:20:05,179 --> 00:20:09,297 I didn't care about your teenage daughter, 397 00:20:09,322 --> 00:20:13,044 I didn't care about your ex-husband, 398 00:20:13,069 --> 00:20:15,618 or having a baby. 399 00:20:15,643 --> 00:20:17,843 I chose you. 400 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:23,507 But you're a liar. 401 00:20:24,497 --> 00:20:27,501 And a cheater. 402 00:20:28,246 --> 00:20:31,377 And whether you realize it or not, 403 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:37,068 your lies are hurting everyone around you. 404 00:20:44,124 --> 00:20:46,540 - Josh... - No. No, no. 405 00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:47,859 No more. 406 00:20:49,437 --> 00:20:51,103 Please. 407 00:20:54,106 --> 00:20:55,603 No more. 408 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,227 Come here. 409 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:29,453 Maggie, I messed everything up. 410 00:21:29,478 --> 00:21:30,910 It's okay. 411 00:21:30,935 --> 00:21:32,938 Breathe. 412 00:21:32,964 --> 00:21:36,253 Pull yourself together 'cause we got company. 413 00:21:36,278 --> 00:21:38,685 Hey. I texted you like three times. 414 00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:40,169 I'm sorry to just come by, 415 00:21:40,194 --> 00:21:42,106 I couldn't stay at Colin's for one minute. 416 00:21:42,315 --> 00:21:43,876 Are you okay? 417 00:21:44,712 --> 00:21:46,311 Kelsey. 418 00:21:48,034 --> 00:21:50,570 I have to show you something. 419 00:21:56,853 --> 00:22:00,372 This is my daughter, Caitlin. 420 00:22:00,397 --> 00:22:01,694 What? 421 00:22:01,718 --> 00:22:03,452 She's in college. 422 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,602 And I'm not 26. 423 00:22:09,627 --> 00:22:12,361 I'm gonna be 41 in a few weeks. 424 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,435 I don't understand. 425 00:22:21,021 --> 00:22:22,987 Then let me explain. 426 00:22:30,286 --> 00:22:36,555 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com -