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Well, it looks like
that's the last of it.
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- Yeah.
- Hmm.
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Before I go,
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a little gift for my new star.
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Oh, Penelope.
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Oh, wow, they're gorgeous.
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Thank you.
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Luca and I are so excited
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to add you to our collection.
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I've gotta run, but don't forget
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about our holiday party tomorrow night.
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I cannot wait to show you off.
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Okay, I'll be there.
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- Thank you.
- Wonderful. Bye, ladies.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Wow, I can't believe they
bought all of your art.
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It's a little lonely here without it.
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Ah, you'll get over it.
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I nearly blacked out
when I saw that check.
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I can't wait to buy people
expensive Christmas presents
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instead of making them homemade junk.
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Should I stop making your gift now?
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Oh, no, no, no. I love that scarf.
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It's a poncho.
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I knew that.
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Hi, honey, what time
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should I pick you up from Penn Station?
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Dad's picking me up from school,
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so I'll just ride with him
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to Rose's parents' party tonight.
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Oh, so your dad is definitely coming?
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It's the one present I
requested for Christmas.
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[SIGHS]
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One night together as a family.
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Well, couldn't I just crochet
you something instead?
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Hmm. See you tonight!
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Oh, my God.
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What did Nicolle Wallace
do to piss you off?
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- I thought you liked her.
- No, I do,
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but arguing with her
intelligently on Twitter
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about immigration will move
the needle with Dem voters
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more than a screaming
match with Ann Coulter.
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- Holy shit.
- Hmm?
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I just got a text from my agent.
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"New York Magazine" is
going to do an excerpt
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from my first chapter.
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Ah, congratulations!
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Thanks.
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And you wrote the hell
out of that chapter.
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Yeah, not until you pushed me.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Zane contributed a lot too.
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Don't be so self-effacing.
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That sounds like Washington-speak.
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Oh, no, you see,
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in D.C., we don't leave our
fingerprint on anything,
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- unless it's polling in the '70s.
- Oh.
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But I do think that we
make a very good team.
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Mm-hmm.
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I have a breakfast meeting.
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So do I. Should we jump in the shower?
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What? It'll be faster.
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[LAUGHING] Come on!
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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And lastly, I just want
to thank all of you
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for your hard work.
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It's been a tumultuous year,
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but you have been extraordinary,
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and we're ending the year
on a bit of very good news
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from Millennial.
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Kelsey.
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Two pieces of good news, actually.
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Well, first "Marriage
Vacation" was number two
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on the "Times" Holiday Reads list.
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And we just got news this morning
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that "New York Magazine"
is going to excerpt
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Jake Devereux's memoir
before publication.
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[APPLAUSE]
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You've both done a
tremendous job on the book,
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and I'm looking forward to reading it.
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- Yeah.
- So that is all.
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Happy holidays and thank you.
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Hey, guys, the magazine reached out
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and invited all of us
to their holiday party,
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if you're available.
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Great. Wouldn't miss it.
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Okay.
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Have a car at 7:30 at
my house for the party,
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and until then please keep
that epilepsy trigger
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as far away from my eyeline as possible.
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Hey, I just got that email
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from Jake's agent before the meeting.
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Sorry if I sprung that on you.
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Not sprung, I knew.
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You did? How?
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Who do you think leaked the
chapter to "New York Magazine"?
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Wow.
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You're good.
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We're good.
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So what time should we head out?
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Oh, um, I'm gonna have
to meet you there,
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because I'm... I'm getting a blowout.
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I'll see you there.
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I'll see you there then.
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, congrats on the excerpt,
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but I'm gonna have to
miss the party tonight.
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What? Why?
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Oh, it's family stuff.
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No! Oh, I need you there
to run interference.
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Jake and Zane.
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[SIGHS]
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I'm kind of like seeing both of them.
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What?
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Why didn't you tell me?
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You have been gaslighting
an entire company
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since I met you.
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Can I have one secret?
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Oh, God.
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Sergei, it's Diana Trout in 4A.
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I'm expecting someone soon.
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If you can just send them up.
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He did? When?
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Surprise.
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It's so full.
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So many pine needles.
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It'll be Christmas all over my carpet.
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You're welcome.
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Could you, uh, scoot?
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There we go.
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Why don't you finish getting dressed
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and I'll set it up?
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Or haul it away if you really hate it.
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I don't hate it.
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Work on that while you're in there.
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[SIGHS]
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♪ ♪
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Congratulations.
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The last political book "New
York Magazine" excerpted
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was "Fire and Fury," so
you're in good company.
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Well, I don't know if I'm
on that level, but...
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Don't be so self-effacing.
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Well, I do know that I am lucky
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to be in such good hands.
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Mm-hmm.
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I am going to get us some champagne.
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♪ I got one chance, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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Thank you.
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Success looks good on us.
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We haven't even finished the book.
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And yet, look at all these people
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already talking about it.
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It's crazy, right?
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What's crazy is that we got
in on the ground floor
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of a huge wave of political
nostalgia in publishing.
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Ah, it's gonna be a big
year for us, Peters.
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What... what are you doing?
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Nothing that I didn't do last weekend.
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Okay, but last weekend
we were not at a party
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with our author and our boss.
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Mistletoe.
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[SIGHS] That's poinsettia.
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Eh, close enough.
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Jake, it has been a pleasure,
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but I have another
holiday party tonight.
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I look forward to reading the book.
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You know what, let me walk you out.
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There's something I wanted to
talk to you about in private.
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Yeah, please.
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We should get going to the party.
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You can deal with that later.
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That looks lovely. Ready?
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Slow down.
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One more thing.
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Do you like it?
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♪ ♪
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- Ooh!
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- Damn it.
- [LAUGHTER]
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Thank you so much for inviting us.
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- Your home is beautiful.
- Oh, thank you.
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Where'd you get the sweaters from?
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Bad Hanukkah sweaters are
kind of our Christmas thing.
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Yeah, and then on Christmas Day,
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Bob makes his reindeer latkes,
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and we all make fun of
a bad Christmas movie.
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Oh, I love that. I love that.
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So when will we see the
Miller family tradition?
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What? We don't really
have a family thing.
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Oh, we most certainly do.
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Yeah, Caitlin told me
once when we were drunk.
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- It sounds hilarious.
- Don't play dumb, Mom.
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Yeah, don't play dumb, honey.
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- Oh, oh, that?
- Yeah!
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Hey, no, that was our thing
when Caitlin was seven.
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Well, yeah, we've done
it every year since.
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We did in the privacy of our own home.
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Come on, the Katzes are
doing their family thing.
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Caitlin promised that we would do ours.
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- Uh, have to.
- I'm dying to know what it is.
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Well, we can't 'cause David
didn't bring an instrument.
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- [ALL GROAN]
- Oh, wait, it's in the car.
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- Ah!
- [LAUGHTER]
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Why does Dad know about this and not me?
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Because I knew you'd make that
face and try to get out of it.
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Yeah, a drunk promise
is still a promise.
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Please, Mom. Please.
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- I just really want to see it.
- Please, please for me.
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- [ALL BEGGING]
- Please, please!
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- Okay, fine.
- [LAUGHS]
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I'm gonna need an apron
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and, like, a gallon of
eggnog heavily spiked.
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- Yes!
- [ALL CHEERING]
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- You're doing it!
- Hell yeah, it's Miller Time!
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Ugh, you're so weird.
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♪ ♪
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♪ High on the hill was
a lonely goatherd ♪
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♪ Lay-dee, oh-de-lay-dee,
oh-de-lay-hee-hoo ♪
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♪ Loud was the voice of
the lonely goatherd ♪
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♪ Lay-dee, oh-de-lay-dee, oda-loo ♪
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♪ Folks in the town that
was quite remote heard ♪
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♪ Lay-dee, oh-de-lay-dee,
oh-de-lay-hee-hoo ♪
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♪ Lusty and clear from the
goatherd's throat heard ♪
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♪ Lay-dee, oh-de-lay-dee, oda-loo ♪
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BOTH: ♪ Yo-ho, lay-dee, oh-da-lay-dee ♪
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♪ Oh yo ho, lay-de-oh-de-lay ♪
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♪ Yo-oh, lay-dee-oh-de-lay ♪
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- Charles!
- ♪ Hey ♪
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♪ One little girl in a
pale pink coat heard ♪
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♪ Lay-dee, oh-de-lay-dee,
oh-de-lay-hee-hoo ♪
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That's the woman we've been
wanting to set you up with.
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I have been wanting to set you up with.
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BOTH: ♪ Yo-ho, lay-dee, oh-da-lee-oh ♪
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♪ Yo ho, lay-de-oh-de-lay ♪
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Her daughter is Rose's roommate.
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- Who's that on the accordion?
- Don't worry about him.
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That's the ex. Out of the picture.
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This is just their holiday tradition.
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Huh.
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- ♪ Yo-de-lay-hee ♪
- ♪ Yo-de-lay-hee ♪
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♪ ♪
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BOTH: ♪ Yo-de-lay-dee, yo-de-lay, hey ♪
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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[JAZZY HOLIDAY MUSIC]
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- They're really good.
- Oh, excuse me, fraulein.
262
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There is someone who
would like to meet you.
263
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Charles Brooks,
264
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this is Liza Miller.
265
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Very nice to meet you, Liza.
266
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You too.
267
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That's quite an act you've got there.
268
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Charles owns a publishing company.
269
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And didn't you used to
work in publishing, Liza?
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When I was younger.
271
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A different life.
272
00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:33,430
Well, you two have so
much to talk about.
273
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,840
There you are. I want
you to meet somebody.
274
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Oh, sorry, hi.
275
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Um, this is Charles Brooks.
276
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He's a friend of the Katzes.
277
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This is my daughter, Caitlin.
278
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- Hi, Caitlin.
- Hi.
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Mom, Becky, just got here.
280
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I want you to say hello.
281
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- Oh, Becky. I love Becky.
- Yeah.
282
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You've never met her.
283
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Well, if you've met one
Becky, you've met 'em all.
284
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Right? Excuse us.
285
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Is that a thing?
286
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She's adorable, right?
287
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We can set you up if you're interested.
288
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She is definitely interesting.
289
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Good morning.
290
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Oh, good morning.
291
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Who died and made you Karl Lagerfeld?
292
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I'm just trying on looks
for Penelope's party.
293
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Do you think I could pull off a harness?
294
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Hmm, that's a choice every
woman has to make for herself.
295
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How was family night?
296
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Ugh, David kept putting
his arm around me,
297
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and Caitlin goaded me into yodeling
298
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in a roomful of strangers.
299
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Oh, just like Norman
Rockwell painted it.
300
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- And then Charles showed up.
- Wait, he saw you yodel?
301
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In braids and a makeshift dirndl
302
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while David played the accordion.
303
00:12:42,790 --> 00:12:44,450
Oh, this is the worst
secondhand embarrassment
304
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I've ever felt, and my
cousin is still in "Stomp."
305
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Yeah, I can't wait to never
talk about it again.
306
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Hi, good morning.
307
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Ugh, I thought you
were making breakfast.
308
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[KNOCKING]
309
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- This is for infants.
- It's for hangovers.
310
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- Hey, Tilda Swinton.
- I'll take it.
311
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[CHUCKLES] Ah, what's up, Caitlin?
312
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I, uh, I just wanted to
drop off some presents
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before I head to my mom's tonight.
314
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- Oh.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
315
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- Thank you.
- Don't get too excited.
316
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It's just a little something I made.
317
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So is mine.
318
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[LIZA HUMMING]
319
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Sorry, I didn't have time to wrap it.
320
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- Oh.
- Merry Christmas.
321
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It's perfect.
322
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- Yay.
- I love it, thank you.
323
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You're so welcome.
324
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- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas. Thank you.
325
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You and Josh are hanging out again?
326
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- No, we're just friends.
- Did you not see him?
327
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"It's perfect." Ah, he still loves you!
328
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And I am still too old for him.
329
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Since when does he care that you're old?
330
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Since I am your mom.
331
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And my romantic relationships
are none of your business.
332
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
333
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♪ ♪
334
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- [KNOCKS]
- Hey, you wanted to see us?
335
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I did, yeah. Come on in, have a seat.
336
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,590
You left before the party
got going last night.
337
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,390
Everybody was talking about
Devereux and Millennial.
338
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We're gonna have to hunker
down and work the rest
339
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of that book over pretty
hard over the break.
340
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That is actually what
I wanted to discuss.
341
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Before I left last night,
342
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Jake said he feels the
process could use some...
343
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um, some streamlining.
344
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Whatever he wants, I'm
sure we can accommodate.
345
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He would prefer to work with Kelsey
346
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for the rest of the book.
347
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Me? Why?
348
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Zane and I both worked on that chapter.
349
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He's the reason it's in the magazine.
350
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He said he doesn't want
to tie up two editors
351
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when one could do the job.
352
00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:28,540
Now, he was very...
353
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Political.
354
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Diplomatic.
355
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Well, at the end of the day,
356
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the author gets what the author wants.
357
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Right, Peters?
358
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Zane.
359
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Zane, slow down.
360
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Do you wanna tell me what that was
361
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or should I guess?
362
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I didn't orchestrate that.
363
00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:03,300
Okay, I'll guess.
364
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,370
There's something going
on between you two.
365
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Right?
366
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[SIGHS]
367
00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:09,730
I knew he had a thing for you.
368
00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:12,230
I should have stopped
this the second I saw it.
369
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:14,860
I did not ask Jake to
take you off the book.
370
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,170
Well, he did.
371
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,430
And now you have your
bestseller all to yourself.
372
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I hope it was worth it.
373
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[SOMBER MUSIC]
374
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♪ ♪
375
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[MACHINE WHIRRING]
376
00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:45,010
It was very nice to meet you last night.
377
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Very charming.
378
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[CHUCKLES]
379
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Try humiliating.
380
00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:51,310
No, not at all.
381
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:52,850
You saw me yodel.
382
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,490
You might as well have seen me naked.
383
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Not that I'm recommending that either.
384
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,750
I'm... I'm gonna go. Merry Christmas.
385
00:15:59,770 --> 00:16:01,510
Wait.
386
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,450
So is this an annual thing?
387
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:08,410
It was when we were still together.
388
00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:10,350
We did it once when Caitlin was little,
389
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,530
and she begged us every year after that.
390
00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:16,810
I guess it meant more
to her than I realized.
391
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[GENTLE MUSIC]
392
00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:21,220
A few years ago, we, uh...
393
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,230
we hosted an Easter egg roll,
394
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,530
and the bunny cancelled,
so I had to step in.
395
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:29,420
I was hunched over in that
costume for three hours.
396
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,150
Soaked in sweat.
397
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,510
It's amazing, the things
that we do for our kids.
398
00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:34,890
Isn't it?
399
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:39,530
Caitlin's why I work so hard for my job.
400
00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:42,440
Why I did what I did.
401
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:46,730
♪ ♪
402
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:50,400
Anyway, um, what are you
doing for the holidays?
403
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,920
Uh, Pauline has the
girls for a few days,
404
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,990
so I'm going skiing, and
then I'm gonna meet them
405
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:58,090
at their grandparents' house in Florida.
406
00:16:58,510 --> 00:16:59,550
And you?
407
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:01,170
Caitlin's with me all week.
408
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:04,170
So I'll probably just
be tracking her phone
409
00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:05,630
and panicking the entire time.
410
00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:07,520
So is that what I have
to look forward to?
411
00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:08,820
Oh, no, you have two of them.
412
00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:10,620
It's going to be much worse. [CHUCKLES]
413
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♪ ♪
414
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,230
Um... I should, um,
415
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,410
I should probably get this to Diana.
416
00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:20,790
Yes.
417
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,360
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
418
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:30,380
♪ ♪
419
00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:33,610
[SIGHS]
420
00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:36,430
Liza, I'm leaving for the holidays,
421
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,610
but I wanted to give you this.
422
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,310
Diana, that's so sweet.
423
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,880
I thought you weren't
a Christmas person.
424
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:42,840
I'm not, but Enzo got a tree,
425
00:17:42,850 --> 00:17:45,570
and it looked empty with
no gifts under it, so...
426
00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:46,980
I like this guy for you.
427
00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:48,220
Enough about him. Open it.
428
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,570
Oh.
429
00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:53,550
Ohh.
430
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,130
It's gorgeous.
431
00:17:57,190 --> 00:17:59,570
Neckwear should inspire envy, Liza,
432
00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:00,590
not seizures.
433
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:01,600
Thank you.
434
00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:04,790
Diana, oh, uh, here.
435
00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:07,570
It's nothing extravagant, but...
436
00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:17,590
Did you make this?
437
00:18:20,870 --> 00:18:22,230
Thank you, Liza.
438
00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:23,980
Never give it up.
439
00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:26,210
The wealth disparity just makes
it awkward for both of us.
440
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,330
- Of course.
- Oh, uh, one more thing.
441
00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:31,650
From Charles, your bonus.
442
00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:33,650
More than I approved, but...
443
00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:36,310
you earned it.
444
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,020
Merry Christmas.
445
00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:41,030
Merry Christmas.
446
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:43,650
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
447
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,930
♪ ♪
448
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:47,630
- _
- ♪ ♪
449
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:52,900
_
450
00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:02,930
[KNOCKING]
451
00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:05,070
Oh, hi, George.
452
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,890
You just missed him.
453
00:19:06,990 --> 00:19:09,650
♪ ♪
454
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:15,190
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
455
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,040
Let me know when you'd
like me to come by
456
00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:18,240
to help install my art.
457
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:20,690
Of course, I will
definitely keep you posted.
458
00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:21,780
Great.
459
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:24,440
Maggie Amato, this is Akilah Jeffries.
460
00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:27,550
Akilah, oh, I'm such a huge fan.
461
00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:29,540
I loved your lighting installation
462
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,300
in Battery Park during Occupy.
463
00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:32,830
Well, thank you, my dear.
464
00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:35,080
Are you coming to St.
Bart's in February?
465
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,870
- What?
- She doesn't know it yet,
466
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,310
but she is.
467
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,370
It's a fabulous artists' retreat.
468
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,840
We get a house and a yacht
and we just unplug.
469
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,560
I'm always my freest in St. Bart's.
470
00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:48,460
Tell her how much fun it is, Akilah.
471
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:53,540
So what are you working on lately?
472
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,160
I can't remember the last time
473
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:57,700
- I saw one of your exhibits.
- Oh, it's been a minute.
474
00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,200
I've slowed down somewhat
since Penelope and Luca
475
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,360
bought my entire collection.
476
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,550
Oh, wow, me too.
477
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,120
Where are they displaying your pieces?
478
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:05,590
All in storage.
479
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,560
We're an investment now.
480
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,830
Not that I'm complaining.
481
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,580
I went to Turks and
Caicos twice last year.
482
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,850
Yo, I don't know that
there's an SPF high enough
483
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:16,240
for me to handle that
many Caribbean retreats.
484
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,780
It's not really up to you anymore, dear.
485
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,100
Did Penelope give these to you?
486
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:25,660
- Oh, the golden handcuffs?
- Mm-hmm.
487
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,170
A little on-the-nose. Don't
tell her I said that.
488
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:29,660
She thinks it's clever.
489
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,310
A toast to St. Bart's.
490
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,600
- St. Bart's.
- I can't make it. I'm sorry.
491
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,390
I'm really thankful for everything,
492
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,020
but I just don't feel
that I'm the right fit
493
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,140
for your collection.
494
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,700
- Excuse me?
- I didn't make all of this work
495
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:48,020
for it to be buried in the
artistic Sunken Place.
496
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:50,900
Merry Christmas.
497
00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:52,900
Good night.
498
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:57,660
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
499
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:01,660
♪ ♪
500
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:03,650
- Josh.
- Hey.
501
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:05,640
- Hey!
- What's up?
502
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,170
Uh, nothing.
503
00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:09,680
I just, um, wanted to wish
you a merry Christmas.
504
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,620
Merry Christmas.
505
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:15,260
Just heading to LaGuardia, so...
506
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,100
Hey, I don't know what happened
507
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,240
between you and my mom,
508
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:21,640
but I hope you guys work it out.
509
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,300
What, did she say something to you?
510
00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:25,660
No, but...
511
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:29,640
you're the best thing to
happen to her in a long time.
512
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,700
You're good for her.
513
00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:34,040
Whatever you say.
514
00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:36,140
Just don't give up on her.
515
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,640
Okay?
516
00:21:39,070 --> 00:21:40,480
Okay.
517
00:21:40,490 --> 00:21:41,640
Good.
518
00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,490
Have a good holiday.
519
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,700
- Yeah, you too.
- [CHUCKLES] Yeah.
520
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:50,340
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
521
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,060
I told you the side streets
would be a mess in the snow.
522
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,670
We should have taken the BQE.
523
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,120
It's fine.
524
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:57,640
[ACCORDION MUSIC]
525
00:21:57,660 --> 00:22:00,190
♪ High on a hill was a lonely goatherd ♪
526
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,460
♪ Lay-ee, oh-de-lay-dee,
oh-de-lay-hee-hoo ♪
527
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,940
- ♪ That was the voice of... ♪
- The beloved classic returns
528
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,360
to Broadway for two weeks only.
529
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,000
♪ Folks in a town that
was quite remote heard ♪
530
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,680
Actually, can you turn around?
531
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,480
I'm not gonna go to the airport.
532
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,840
First chance I get, boss.
533
00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:16,740
♪ Yo-del-ay, yo-del-loo ♪
534
00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:19,760
[GROANS]
535
00:22:20,030 --> 00:22:24,700
[SJOWGREN'S "SEVENTEEN"]
536
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,040
♪ I know I can't ♪
537
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,950
[CALL BOX RINGS]
538
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:33,040
♪ I can't be everything I want ♪
539
00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:34,940
♪ All in one ♪
540
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,780
♪ Just the one for you ♪
541
00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:42,040
♪ We make up, up some pieces ♪
542
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,870
♪ Puzzle pieces ♪
543
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,760
- What are you...
- I don't care anymore.
544
00:22:48,340 --> 00:22:51,480
♪ We fit all adding up ♪
545
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,840
♪ ♪
546
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:56,740
♪ If you want a second to breathe ♪
547
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,400
♪ I'll give you all of my love ♪
548
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,410
♪ I'll give you all that you need ♪
549
00:23:00,510 --> 00:23:03,050
♪ Don't worry, I'm not in a hurry ♪
550
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:07,240
♪ Not going nowhere, I'm
not going nowhere ♪
551
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:12,480
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