1 00:00:08,807 --> 00:00:10,332 Hey. 2 00:00:10,501 --> 00:00:12,459 Why are you leaving so early? 3 00:00:12,806 --> 00:00:15,147 Any later, and Uber surges so high that 4 00:00:15,172 --> 00:00:17,362 I’ve already spent my day’s salary. 5 00:00:17,387 --> 00:00:19,198 Take the ferry. It’s free. 6 00:00:19,223 --> 00:00:21,264 There’s a reason for that. 7 00:00:25,165 --> 00:00:27,296 Are you scared of Ma? 8 00:00:27,321 --> 00:00:29,290 Don’t... 9 00:00:29,315 --> 00:00:31,265 Don’t be absurd, Enzo. 10 00:00:31,544 --> 00:00:32,721 I just need to get to work. 11 00:00:32,746 --> 00:00:34,301 Oh, yeah. 12 00:00:35,810 --> 00:00:37,811 Shh. 13 00:00:46,090 --> 00:00:48,278 Oh, let me look at you. 14 00:00:48,303 --> 00:00:51,205 - Oh. - Nice, nice. 15 00:00:51,230 --> 00:00:52,953 You have a big job, no? 16 00:00:52,978 --> 00:00:56,873 Well, head of marketing at a top-tier publishing house, so. 17 00:00:56,898 --> 00:01:00,058 Come for supper this weekend. The whole family will be here. 18 00:01:00,083 --> 00:01:02,941 We want to know everything about the woman 19 00:01:02,966 --> 00:01:05,604 who’s spending so much time with our Enzo. 20 00:01:05,629 --> 00:01:07,742 - Hm. - Do you cook? 21 00:01:08,516 --> 00:01:10,409 Of course, I love to cook. 22 00:01:10,434 --> 00:01:12,415 Wonderful! 23 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:13,816 Then make a dish. 24 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:14,802 Yeah. 25 00:01:14,827 --> 00:01:16,267 Eh. 26 00:01:16,736 --> 00:01:18,362 Arrivederci. 27 00:01:42,922 --> 00:01:48,461 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 28 00:01:54,256 --> 00:01:55,716 Oh, no peeking. 29 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,158 Josh says to wait until tonight’s launch party. 30 00:01:57,191 --> 00:01:58,234 But I brought coffee. No fair. 31 00:01:58,259 --> 00:01:59,554 Well, life’s not fair, flamingo. 32 00:01:59,579 --> 00:02:00,962 Surely you know that by now. 33 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:03,658 Wait, Kelsey got to see the renovation, and I don’t? 34 00:02:03,683 --> 00:02:04,728 I’m his roommate. 35 00:02:04,753 --> 00:02:06,651 - Yeah, well I’m his... - What? 36 00:02:06,676 --> 00:02:08,179 Forget it. 37 00:02:08,204 --> 00:02:11,088 Josh has totally transformed Inkburg. 38 00:02:11,113 --> 00:02:13,347 It’s like he signed that ten-year lease 39 00:02:13,372 --> 00:02:17,194 and he’s just older and more mature. 40 00:02:17,275 --> 00:02:20,281 He still really wants to impress you. 41 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,825 I’ve been impressed with Josh since the day I met him. 42 00:02:23,549 --> 00:02:25,647 Think there could ever be a thing between you guys again? 43 00:02:25,672 --> 00:02:27,986 You know I’m in a thing with someone else. 44 00:02:28,011 --> 00:02:29,142 And... 45 00:02:29,167 --> 00:02:32,012 Do you mind keeping Charles and me 46 00:02:32,037 --> 00:02:33,298 to yourself for now? 47 00:02:33,323 --> 00:02:34,648 Did Charles want you to ask me that? 48 00:02:34,673 --> 00:02:37,259 No. It’s a powder keg at work, and I... 49 00:02:37,284 --> 00:02:40,201 As far as I know, there’s no relationship. 50 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:41,566 Right. No relationship. 51 00:02:45,872 --> 00:02:47,200 And in chapter 12, 52 00:02:47,225 --> 00:02:48,806 where you got fired from your first job, 53 00:02:48,831 --> 00:02:50,202 that should be chapter one. 54 00:02:50,227 --> 00:02:52,289 Well, "Claw" is not an autobiography. 55 00:02:52,314 --> 00:02:53,414 It’s a call to arms. 56 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:55,260 Well, it can be both. 57 00:02:55,644 --> 00:02:57,752 You wouldn’t invest in a business 58 00:02:57,777 --> 00:02:59,653 without doing your due diligence. 59 00:02:59,678 --> 00:03:02,380 Readers are the same way; they want to know who you are 60 00:03:02,405 --> 00:03:04,012 before they buy what you’re selling. 61 00:03:05,488 --> 00:03:07,448 How is everything going? 62 00:03:07,473 --> 00:03:09,852 It’s, um, it’s interesting. 63 00:03:09,877 --> 00:03:12,407 I’m used to being the one giving the notes, not getting them. 64 00:03:12,432 --> 00:03:14,388 But they’re good. 65 00:03:14,413 --> 00:03:17,031 Our best and brightest. 66 00:03:17,408 --> 00:03:18,530 So welcome aboard, Quinn. 67 00:03:18,555 --> 00:03:20,579 We are, uh, excited to have you here. 68 00:03:20,604 --> 00:03:22,571 - Thank you. - I’ll leave you to it. 69 00:03:24,322 --> 00:03:26,054 We need another chapter 70 00:03:26,079 --> 00:03:28,942 about the dating double standard applied to successful women. 71 00:03:28,967 --> 00:03:31,228 Oh, I can’t imagine you have trouble dating. 72 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,797 Okay, so as men get more successful, the pool expands. 73 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:36,891 And for women, let’s just say it’s a paradox. 74 00:03:36,918 --> 00:03:39,627 Is Charles dating anybody? 75 00:03:41,043 --> 00:03:43,263 Uh, nothing that he’s been public about. 76 00:03:43,288 --> 00:03:44,824 Mm-mm. Very single. 77 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:47,600 - As far as we know. - Which we don’t know, for sure. 78 00:03:47,917 --> 00:03:49,458 Oh, but, officially, 79 00:03:49,483 --> 00:03:50,756 single’s the word. 80 00:03:50,781 --> 00:03:52,187 Okay. 81 00:03:52,212 --> 00:03:54,695 Well, um, I’m gonna dash downtown. 82 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,221 I gotta give some advice to my friends 83 00:03:56,246 --> 00:03:57,108 at the Federal Reserve. 84 00:03:57,133 --> 00:03:58,844 Oh. That sounds interesting. 85 00:03:58,869 --> 00:04:00,607 Yeah, only if you’ve never met them before. 86 00:04:02,911 --> 00:04:04,927 Wow, you laid that on a little thick there. 87 00:04:04,952 --> 00:04:06,947 Okay, well, I’m just doing what you told me to. 88 00:04:06,972 --> 00:04:08,538 - I know, but she... - Come on. 89 00:04:08,563 --> 00:04:11,265 I can only keep so many secrets for you, Liza. 90 00:04:18,071 --> 00:04:20,180 Hey. Leave the door open. 91 00:04:20,205 --> 00:04:21,595 You got it. 92 00:04:22,856 --> 00:04:23,917 I’m glad you stopped by. 93 00:04:23,942 --> 00:04:25,443 Quinn came in after the meeting 94 00:04:25,468 --> 00:04:27,365 to say how impressed she was with the two of you. 95 00:04:27,390 --> 00:04:29,981 Mm, I doubt that’s the only reason why. 96 00:04:30,893 --> 00:04:33,566 You don’t have to sit and look like you’re taking notes. 97 00:04:33,591 --> 00:04:35,226 I’m not. I’m doodling. 98 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,159 - Oh. - He’s got sunglasses. 99 00:04:37,707 --> 00:04:40,649 I, um, I think Quinn has a little crush. 100 00:04:40,674 --> 00:04:42,741 - What? - She asked about you. 101 00:04:42,996 --> 00:04:44,634 What did you say? 102 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,254 I couldn’t say anything. 103 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:47,711 Next time it comes up, tell her that 104 00:04:47,736 --> 00:04:50,356 divorced moms from Jersey are more my style. 105 00:04:50,511 --> 00:04:51,908 What do you think about 106 00:04:51,933 --> 00:04:53,742 getting out of the city for the weekend? 107 00:04:53,767 --> 00:04:55,435 I would love to, 108 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,405 but I’ve been invited to 109 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:00,035 a conference in Sun Valley. 110 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,262 Oh. 111 00:05:02,287 --> 00:05:04,468 That’s so cool. What’s it for? 112 00:05:04,493 --> 00:05:07,394 Uh, do you have to make a presentation or... 113 00:05:07,419 --> 00:05:09,480 No, they’re not too interested in hearing from 114 00:05:09,505 --> 00:05:11,149 old media these days. 115 00:05:11,174 --> 00:05:12,647 Okay. 116 00:05:12,672 --> 00:05:15,949 Well, um, well, enjoy your weekend. 117 00:05:16,324 --> 00:05:18,385 I can’t kiss you good-bye, so, 118 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:19,751 just... 119 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:22,767 Notes? 120 00:05:22,792 --> 00:05:24,252 Here you go. 121 00:05:25,423 --> 00:05:27,124 - Thank you. - Welcome. 122 00:05:27,149 --> 00:05:28,827 Diana, hi. 123 00:05:28,852 --> 00:05:30,240 I was... I was just giving 124 00:05:30,265 --> 00:05:31,735 Charles some thoughts on Sun Valley. 125 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,781 What thoughts could you possibly have? 126 00:05:33,805 --> 00:05:36,102 Charles, I just emailed you talking points. 127 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:37,739 Smile, and don’t suffer through every photo, 128 00:05:37,764 --> 00:05:38,997 especially with Bezos and Cook... 129 00:05:39,022 --> 00:05:40,611 but not Zuckerberg, he’s taken enough. 130 00:05:40,636 --> 00:05:42,106 From all of us. 131 00:05:43,803 --> 00:05:47,521 Oh, um, from one of my girls. 132 00:05:47,546 --> 00:05:48,995 Lovely. 133 00:05:49,291 --> 00:05:52,078 Such large lips. Must be Nicole. 134 00:05:53,188 --> 00:05:54,588 Liza. 135 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:01,448 Call Sant Ambroeus. I need a knockout Italian dish. 136 00:06:01,473 --> 00:06:02,948 And put it in one of those casserole containers 137 00:06:02,973 --> 00:06:04,354 so it looks homemade. 138 00:06:04,379 --> 00:06:06,766 Enzo’s mother invited me to a family potluck, 139 00:06:06,791 --> 00:06:08,106 and she will be judging me 140 00:06:08,131 --> 00:06:09,211 with all of her unibrow. 141 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:10,537 Oh, well, Maggie could help. 142 00:06:10,562 --> 00:06:12,437 Her lasagna is legendary. 143 00:06:12,462 --> 00:06:14,427 The first time I ate it, I cried. 144 00:06:14,452 --> 00:06:15,570 Crying is good. 145 00:06:15,595 --> 00:06:17,728 Inducing a major cardiac event would be better. 146 00:06:18,092 --> 00:06:19,905 - Call Maggie. - Okey-dokey. 147 00:06:27,924 --> 00:06:29,973 - Wowzers. - Jeez Louise. 148 00:06:29,998 --> 00:06:31,735 I know, it’s so much better 149 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,392 than that man cave crack den that it was before. 150 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:36,433 Oh, yeah, it never felt safe to sit. 151 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:37,420 Oh, no, I used to come down here 152 00:06:37,445 --> 00:06:38,489 and just wet-wipe everything. 153 00:06:38,514 --> 00:06:39,376 - Smart. - Yeah. 154 00:06:39,401 --> 00:06:40,822 Where’s the man of the hour? 155 00:06:40,847 --> 00:06:42,452 Over there by face tat. 156 00:06:42,477 --> 00:06:44,539 - Ugh. - Josh? 157 00:06:44,786 --> 00:06:47,044 - Hey. - Hi! 158 00:06:47,069 --> 00:06:48,421 Oh, my gosh. 159 00:06:48,446 --> 00:06:50,106 - You made it. - I wouldn’t have missed it. 160 00:06:50,131 --> 00:06:52,332 This is incredible. How did you do all this? 161 00:06:52,357 --> 00:06:53,993 Oh, it, uh, took a little bit of time, 162 00:06:54,018 --> 00:06:55,399 but you wouldn’t know that 163 00:06:55,424 --> 00:06:57,765 ’cause you haven’t really been around. 164 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:00,464 Uh, hey, uh, this is... this is Skye. 165 00:07:00,489 --> 00:07:02,225 - Hey. - She’s another tattoo artist. 166 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:04,231 She specializes in do-overs. 167 00:07:04,256 --> 00:07:05,837 Oh, like tattoo removal? 168 00:07:05,862 --> 00:07:07,376 More like repurposing. 169 00:07:07,401 --> 00:07:08,805 I redesign regret. 170 00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:09,799 Ah. 171 00:07:09,824 --> 00:07:11,125 Have any tattoos, Liza? 172 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:13,622 I do, but none that I regret. 173 00:07:13,647 --> 00:07:15,969 Yeah, I got one for her; she got one for me. 174 00:07:15,994 --> 00:07:17,980 It was supposed to be for her birth year, 175 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:20,336 but we, uh, got the details a little fuzzy. 176 00:07:20,361 --> 00:07:22,226 Yeah. Still tells a story, right? 177 00:07:22,251 --> 00:07:24,290 - It does. - I love the line work. 178 00:07:24,315 --> 00:07:25,885 - Thanks. - Did they use a ten coil? 179 00:07:25,910 --> 00:07:27,521 Uh, she’s a 12, actually. 180 00:07:27,546 --> 00:07:29,870 Gorgeous. How long did this take? 181 00:07:29,895 --> 00:07:32,197 I don’t know, she blasted through it in like 45 minutes. 182 00:07:32,222 --> 00:07:34,319 - Wow, that’s incredible. - Yeah. 183 00:07:35,945 --> 00:07:38,633 Excuse me, everyone. 184 00:07:38,703 --> 00:07:40,789 - Uh, can I get your attention? - Here we go. 185 00:07:40,814 --> 00:07:42,235 Thank you. 186 00:07:42,335 --> 00:07:44,579 Uh, okay, so five years ago, 187 00:07:44,604 --> 00:07:48,377 a cute little bumpkin from Fairmont, West Virginia 188 00:07:48,402 --> 00:07:51,710 rented this, to be frank, shitty tattoo shop. 189 00:07:51,735 --> 00:07:53,653 Hey. 190 00:07:53,678 --> 00:07:56,083 And five years later, it has turned into 191 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:57,768 a Williamsburg institution. 192 00:07:58,399 --> 00:08:00,373 Yeah, Josh won’t tell you 193 00:08:00,398 --> 00:08:02,015 that he’s been on the cover of 194 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,225 magazines in, like, seven countries. 195 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,035 And Josh won’t tell you that 196 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:09,706 he has tattooed Kelly Slater and Demi Lovato... 197 00:08:09,731 --> 00:08:10,952 Stop! 198 00:08:10,977 --> 00:08:13,857 He will just humbly and skillfully 199 00:08:13,882 --> 00:08:17,504 and with his big, romantic heart just transform people. 200 00:08:17,529 --> 00:08:18,636 And now places. 201 00:08:18,661 --> 00:08:19,972 To Inkburg 2.0. 202 00:08:19,997 --> 00:08:21,276 Mazel Josh. We love you, dude. 203 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:24,321 - To Josh! - To Josh! 204 00:08:24,346 --> 00:08:26,646 Thank you, everyone, for coming out tonight. 205 00:08:26,702 --> 00:08:28,443 Uh. 206 00:08:28,468 --> 00:08:30,409 I just want to acknowledge one person 207 00:08:30,434 --> 00:08:32,855 in particular, who, uh, 208 00:08:33,027 --> 00:08:34,568 really showed up for me. 209 00:08:35,852 --> 00:08:37,702 I was ready to walk away from all this. 210 00:08:37,727 --> 00:08:40,955 Uh, she inspired me 211 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:43,096 to not give up, so 212 00:08:43,927 --> 00:08:45,428 thank you, Liza. 213 00:08:47,597 --> 00:08:49,447 All right, let’s break this place in! 214 00:08:49,472 --> 00:08:51,463 Drinks are on me. 215 00:08:51,488 --> 00:08:53,552 - Hey. - Hey. 216 00:08:53,577 --> 00:08:55,512 Whoa, Caitlin? 217 00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:58,514 Caitlin? 218 00:08:58,539 --> 00:08:59,702 - Oh. - Hi. 219 00:08:59,727 --> 00:09:01,660 - Hi, Mom. - How did you... 220 00:09:01,685 --> 00:09:03,498 I, uh, I probably should have told you, 221 00:09:03,523 --> 00:09:05,578 - but we wanted to surprise you. - Yeah. 222 00:09:05,603 --> 00:09:07,326 Oh... you two know how I hate surprises. 223 00:09:07,351 --> 00:09:08,835 But this is a nice one. 224 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:10,566 I’m glad that you two are in touch. 225 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:13,094 Well, we know... we follow each other on Instagram. 226 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,136 And all the way to the city for this party. 227 00:09:15,161 --> 00:09:17,109 - That’s a big effort. - Um. 228 00:09:17,134 --> 00:09:19,080 Well, I’m also here for a wedding, 229 00:09:19,105 --> 00:09:21,071 um, I’m invited to with a friend. 230 00:09:21,096 --> 00:09:21,980 Oh, that sounds fun. 231 00:09:22,005 --> 00:09:23,467 Cool. Where is she? 232 00:09:23,492 --> 00:09:24,812 Uh, "he." 233 00:09:25,245 --> 00:09:26,858 Over there. 234 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,173 Oh, the skater kid? He’s cute. 235 00:09:30,198 --> 00:09:32,313 No, not him. 236 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,164 Uh, him. 237 00:09:36,536 --> 00:09:38,621 Babe. Babe, uh, 238 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,712 this is... this is Josh. 239 00:09:40,737 --> 00:09:42,574 This is his place. 240 00:09:42,599 --> 00:09:44,700 Josh, congratulations. I’m Greg. 241 00:09:44,725 --> 00:09:46,180 What’s up, Greg? 242 00:09:46,205 --> 00:09:47,597 And I’m the mom. 243 00:09:47,622 --> 00:09:50,003 I’m... I’m Caitlin’s mom. I’m Liza. 244 00:09:50,028 --> 00:09:52,287 Oh, uh, wow, it’s really nice to meet you. 245 00:09:52,312 --> 00:09:54,092 - I’ve heard so much about you. - Really? 246 00:09:56,532 --> 00:09:58,811 Will you excuse us for just a minute? 247 00:09:58,836 --> 00:10:00,720 Now I know why you wanted to keep this a secret. 248 00:10:00,757 --> 00:10:01,839 Are you serious? 249 00:10:01,864 --> 00:10:02,609 I wouldn’t introduce you to 250 00:10:02,634 --> 00:10:04,198 someone I’m not serious about. 251 00:10:04,223 --> 00:10:05,259 - He is your father’s age. - No. 252 00:10:05,284 --> 00:10:07,025 Greg’s younger than Dad. I checked. 253 00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:08,476 Well, he is still too old for you. 254 00:10:08,501 --> 00:10:10,355 Mom, stop. Look where we are. 255 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:12,330 I mean, whose place is this? Talk about glass houses. 256 00:10:12,355 --> 00:10:13,864 I thought you’d be cool with this. 257 00:10:13,889 --> 00:10:15,005 Okay. 258 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:16,806 Can we... can we start over? 259 00:10:16,831 --> 00:10:19,549 Can we all get together this weekend? 260 00:10:20,021 --> 00:10:22,820 Sure. Let’s do brunch. 261 00:10:23,117 --> 00:10:25,948 I’ll invite Josh too, unless that’s weird for you? 262 00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:28,211 No. It’s not weird at all. 263 00:10:39,144 --> 00:10:41,616 But that is. 264 00:10:47,281 --> 00:10:50,735 So, um, how did you two meet? 265 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,091 Um, on campus. 266 00:10:52,116 --> 00:10:53,639 What are you studying, Greg? 267 00:10:53,733 --> 00:10:56,428 Um, well, teaching, actually. 268 00:10:56,453 --> 00:10:57,957 I’m an English professor. 269 00:10:58,474 --> 00:11:00,319 Well, not my English professor. 270 00:11:00,344 --> 00:11:01,878 Anymore. 271 00:11:01,903 --> 00:11:04,776 Uh, once we started, I switched classes. 272 00:11:04,801 --> 00:11:05,960 Mm. 273 00:11:05,985 --> 00:11:07,761 No, we severed our academic relationship 274 00:11:07,786 --> 00:11:09,901 to allow for a romantic one. 275 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:15,598 - Ready for a refill? - Mm. 276 00:11:15,623 --> 00:11:17,155 Bottomless Bloody Marys, right? 277 00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:19,148 Oh, yeah. Let’s get our two-hours’ worth. 278 00:11:19,173 --> 00:11:20,487 - Let’s keep going. - Fill ’em up! 279 00:11:20,512 --> 00:11:21,974 - Mm-hmm. - I love brunch! 280 00:11:21,999 --> 00:11:23,240 So, 281 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,907 Vassar’s totally cool with 282 00:11:24,932 --> 00:11:26,353 teachers dating students or what? 283 00:11:26,378 --> 00:11:27,758 Uh, well, we, um, 284 00:11:27,783 --> 00:11:30,009 we keep it very private on campus. 285 00:11:31,872 --> 00:11:33,437 So it’s a secret? 286 00:11:33,462 --> 00:11:34,918 Just for now. 287 00:11:35,479 --> 00:11:37,380 Or at least until I get tenure. 288 00:11:46,552 --> 00:11:49,656 Ah, benvenuta, Diana. 289 00:11:49,681 --> 00:11:50,876 You brought a dish. 290 00:11:50,901 --> 00:11:53,197 That was the assignment. 291 00:11:53,222 --> 00:11:54,987 Lasagna alla Bolognese. 292 00:11:55,012 --> 00:11:56,413 Grazie mille. 293 00:11:58,420 --> 00:12:00,016 Come. 294 00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:03,103 Diana, this is the family. 295 00:12:03,128 --> 00:12:04,949 Antonio and Valentina. 296 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,521 Mia, Claudia, 297 00:12:06,546 --> 00:12:08,287 Paolo, Paula, 298 00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:10,242 Giovanni, Nicoletta, 299 00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:12,706 Sandro, and little Roberto. 300 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:14,219 Little Roberto. Okay. 301 00:12:14,244 --> 00:12:15,817 No pop quiz. Promise. 302 00:12:15,842 --> 00:12:18,484 And so, where do you fit in 303 00:12:18,509 --> 00:12:21,308 with this beautiful brood? 304 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,576 He’s our baby brother. 305 00:12:22,601 --> 00:12:23,930 And he ain’t leaving the nest. 306 00:12:23,955 --> 00:12:25,541 Ah. 307 00:12:25,566 --> 00:12:27,007 Diana, you look familiar. 308 00:12:27,032 --> 00:12:29,162 - Have we met before? - I don’t... 309 00:12:29,187 --> 00:12:31,973 Have you ever played cards at the South Shore Country Club? 310 00:12:31,998 --> 00:12:33,457 Definitely not. 311 00:12:33,482 --> 00:12:36,473 - I tried your lasagna. - And? 312 00:12:36,498 --> 00:12:38,469 - Come help me in the kitchen. - Oh. 313 00:12:38,494 --> 00:12:41,550 Just... just take the purse. 314 00:12:43,537 --> 00:12:44,967 Okay. 315 00:12:44,992 --> 00:12:46,560 So, 316 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:49,737 let’s start with the eels. 317 00:12:49,762 --> 00:12:52,509 Usually my fish monger would peel them. 318 00:12:52,534 --> 00:12:54,145 Peel? 319 00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:56,085 Um, these are alive. 320 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,377 But chilled. 321 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,960 That keeps their hearts beating slow. 322 00:12:59,985 --> 00:13:02,112 One whack will fix that. 323 00:13:23,477 --> 00:13:25,804 Well, thanks for buying us brunch, Mom. 324 00:13:25,829 --> 00:13:27,030 Hey, what kind of parent would I be 325 00:13:27,055 --> 00:13:28,886 if I didn’t look after my little girl? 326 00:13:28,911 --> 00:13:30,622 We should, uh, probably get out of here. 327 00:13:30,647 --> 00:13:33,025 Yeah. Okay, have fun at the wedding tonight, sweetie. 328 00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:34,464 - Nice meeting you. - Don’t get any ideas. 329 00:13:34,489 --> 00:13:36,059 - Ow, ow... okay. - Yep. Mm-hmm. 330 00:13:36,084 --> 00:13:37,065 - Bye. - It was great meeting you. 331 00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:38,312 - Yes. - Bye, babe. 332 00:13:38,337 --> 00:13:39,444 - Bye. - Yes. 333 00:13:39,469 --> 00:13:41,216 Yes, yes, yes... 334 00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:43,138 She’s living her life to torture me. 335 00:13:43,163 --> 00:13:44,591 You should really try to shut that one down. 336 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,425 Oh... I wish parenting worked that way. 337 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,334 She’s just gonna do what she wants. 338 00:13:48,359 --> 00:13:51,052 If I try to shut it down, she’ll just shut me out. 339 00:13:51,077 --> 00:13:53,183 Yeah, but you could try, at least. 340 00:13:53,236 --> 00:13:56,323 Yeah, but then... and then I’d be a hypocrite. 341 00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,534 Why? 342 00:13:59,044 --> 00:14:00,745 Because I’ve, um, 343 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:02,336 I’ve been doing the same thing at work 344 00:14:02,361 --> 00:14:03,518 with, um, Charles. 345 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:04,762 What? 346 00:14:04,988 --> 00:14:06,755 I thought that deal was over? 347 00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:08,648 Not quite. 348 00:14:08,769 --> 00:14:11,444 Oh, uh, so it’s been going on this whole time? 349 00:14:11,469 --> 00:14:12,775 Behind my back when we were together? 350 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:13,796 - Behind his wife’s back when... - No. 351 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,575 This time is different. 352 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,781 We’re being honest with each other. 353 00:14:15,806 --> 00:14:17,427 And I wanted to tell you sooner. 354 00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:20,184 Because I’m trying to be more real. 355 00:14:20,209 --> 00:14:22,790 Real? You’re trying to be real? 356 00:14:22,815 --> 00:14:25,374 You don’t even know what real is anymore. 357 00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:27,549 And anything that you think that you have 358 00:14:27,574 --> 00:14:28,973 with Charles right now, 359 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,581 that’s not real. 360 00:14:30,606 --> 00:14:34,348 How can it be when you’re sneaking behind everyone’s back? 361 00:14:34,761 --> 00:14:37,558 I was honest about everything when we were together. 362 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,522 I told everyone about it. 363 00:14:39,836 --> 00:14:42,477 I mean, I wore my heart on my sleeve for you. 364 00:14:44,992 --> 00:14:47,633 I mean, I literally got it tattooed on me. 365 00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:51,266 "Real." 366 00:15:06,257 --> 00:15:08,696 - What’s the matter? - Are you okay? 367 00:15:08,721 --> 00:15:11,937 Brunch with Caitlin’ way-too-older man was bad, 368 00:15:11,962 --> 00:15:15,329 but the walk home with Josh was worse. 369 00:15:21,327 --> 00:15:22,788 What? What is it? 370 00:15:22,813 --> 00:15:25,514 Well, they say bad things come in threes. 371 00:15:25,749 --> 00:15:29,531 This was on Quinn Tyler’s Instagram story today. 372 00:15:30,309 --> 00:15:33,308 We are at Allen and Company’s conference in Sun Valley, 373 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,031 and I have walked out of yet another boring presentation 374 00:15:36,056 --> 00:15:37,622 on the end of privacy. 375 00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:40,181 And I brought a hostage. 376 00:15:41,055 --> 00:15:43,402 I do not approve this message. 377 00:15:47,282 --> 00:15:49,770 Maybe I did too good of a job covering for you. 378 00:15:49,795 --> 00:15:51,583 I’m so sorry. 379 00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:01,779 Diana, mix the Parmigiano in the risotto... 380 00:16:01,804 --> 00:16:04,369 oh, Madonna, not so much. 381 00:16:04,394 --> 00:16:06,505 And the basil. 382 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,903 Okay, andiamo, andiamo. 383 00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:11,843 Andiamo! Andiamo! Let’s eat! 384 00:16:11,868 --> 00:16:13,068 Bravo! 385 00:16:13,093 --> 00:16:15,046 Prego, prego. 386 00:16:15,071 --> 00:16:17,596 No sweat. Well, a little sweat. 387 00:16:17,621 --> 00:16:19,293 Told you she was something, huh, Ma? 388 00:16:19,318 --> 00:16:20,310 Eh. 389 00:16:20,335 --> 00:16:22,218 Oh, we forgot the eel spaghettini. 390 00:16:22,243 --> 00:16:23,942 I’m up. I’ll get it. 391 00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:26,292 Don’t forget to garnish. 392 00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:27,246 It looks awesome, Ma. 393 00:16:27,271 --> 00:16:28,292 - Yeah? - Yeah. 394 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,146 Eel spaghettini. 395 00:16:35,617 --> 00:16:37,755 You garnished it with cheese. 396 00:16:40,276 --> 00:16:41,718 It is pasta. 397 00:16:41,743 --> 00:16:42,869 It is eel! 398 00:16:42,894 --> 00:16:44,970 Who puts cheese on seafood? 399 00:16:44,995 --> 00:16:46,770 - Ma, it doesn’t matter. - Oh, Madonna. 400 00:16:46,795 --> 00:16:48,779 She may be smart in the business, 401 00:16:48,804 --> 00:16:50,998 but she’s a dummy in the kitchen. 402 00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:53,651 Okay. I’m done. 403 00:16:54,118 --> 00:16:55,845 I am too old to fight. 404 00:16:55,870 --> 00:16:57,189 - Dian... - Yeah. 405 00:16:57,214 --> 00:16:58,779 You’re too old. 406 00:16:58,821 --> 00:17:00,957 You’re an old lady who can’t cook. 407 00:17:00,982 --> 00:17:03,594 Ma! Diana, don’t listen to her. 408 00:17:03,619 --> 00:17:05,462 You didn’t make that lasagna. 409 00:17:05,487 --> 00:17:07,843 And you’re not right for my son! 410 00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:09,570 You’re not Italian. 411 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:12,786 He’s a hardworking man, and he needs a woman 412 00:17:12,811 --> 00:17:15,527 who can take care of him, and it’s not you! 413 00:17:15,552 --> 00:17:18,242 You are the reason Enzo is single. 414 00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:19,718 You push every woman away. 415 00:17:19,743 --> 00:17:21,548 I am not gonna waste my time 416 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:24,197 trying to impress a mother who has held her son hostage 417 00:17:24,222 --> 00:17:25,333 his entire life. 418 00:17:25,358 --> 00:17:27,245 Torment the next woman who comes along. 419 00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:28,812 Ciao a tutti. 420 00:17:41,705 --> 00:17:43,148 Hey. 421 00:17:44,446 --> 00:17:46,227 How’d you know I’d take the ferry? 422 00:17:46,252 --> 00:17:47,721 Wild guess. 423 00:17:47,746 --> 00:17:50,127 And you’ve been humming "Let the River Run" all week. 424 00:17:50,576 --> 00:17:52,157 I’m sorry, Diana. 425 00:17:52,182 --> 00:17:53,575 Ma shouldn’t have said those things. 426 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,133 She’s a lot. 427 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,948 No, your brother’s cologne was a lot. 428 00:17:56,973 --> 00:17:58,579 Your mother was too much. 429 00:17:58,604 --> 00:18:00,857 What can I say? I like strong women. 430 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,841 Enzo, we were foolish to think this would work out. 431 00:18:03,866 --> 00:18:05,521 We’re from two different worlds. 432 00:18:05,546 --> 00:18:07,019 Yes, we are. 433 00:18:07,739 --> 00:18:09,690 Which is why I’m moving to yours. 434 00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:11,445 Oh, no, no, no, you’re not moving in with me. 435 00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:13,963 I tried that before. Believe me, it doesn’t end well. 436 00:18:14,607 --> 00:18:16,359 A parrot died. 437 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:19,519 No. I’m getting my own apartment. 438 00:18:19,627 --> 00:18:20,968 In Manhattan. 439 00:18:20,993 --> 00:18:22,734 You were right. It’s time. 440 00:18:22,878 --> 00:18:24,992 Give me a chance, please. 441 00:18:25,357 --> 00:18:27,306 Yeah, I have a crazy family, 442 00:18:27,331 --> 00:18:29,461 and I might be a late bloomer, 443 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:32,069 but I got a lot to give. 444 00:18:54,528 --> 00:18:57,601 _ 445 00:18:58,061 --> 00:19:00,206 _ 446 00:19:01,695 --> 00:19:05,108 _ 447 00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:10,418 Sambuca. Just in case we get crazy. 448 00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:12,673 Ugh, I already feel crazy. 449 00:19:13,308 --> 00:19:15,630 What if Charles and I are just a fantasy? 450 00:19:15,707 --> 00:19:18,476 And the reality is this, me on the outside looking in, 451 00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:20,228 not even a part of my own relationship... 452 00:19:20,253 --> 00:19:22,162 if this even is a relationship. 453 00:19:22,187 --> 00:19:24,457 I hate seeing you reduced to someone’s sidepiece. 454 00:19:24,482 --> 00:19:25,923 You deserve better than that. 455 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,812 - Hey. - Hey. 456 00:19:34,837 --> 00:19:37,811 - What happened to the wedding? - Oh, Mom, it was so boring. 457 00:19:37,836 --> 00:19:41,138 Everyone was old, and no one danced. 458 00:19:42,785 --> 00:19:44,517 He told me to leave. 459 00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:46,146 - What? Why? - I’ll kill him. 460 00:19:46,171 --> 00:19:48,959 Another faculty member from Vassar was there. 461 00:19:49,091 --> 00:19:51,322 We were gonna get busted, and... 462 00:19:51,347 --> 00:19:54,152 You know, I’m just so tired of sneaking around campus, 463 00:19:54,177 --> 00:19:55,844 and I thought New York would be different. 464 00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,945 Sweetie, I’m so sorry. 465 00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:02,352 You deserve better than that. 466 00:20:03,555 --> 00:20:05,136 We both do. 467 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:10,403 Caitlin, it’s time I told you something. 468 00:20:10,579 --> 00:20:12,998 I knew we needed that Sambuca. 469 00:20:13,466 --> 00:20:16,520 I have been secretly dating someone too. 470 00:20:16,937 --> 00:20:18,437 My boss. 471 00:20:18,553 --> 00:20:21,207 Your boss? Where? 472 00:20:21,232 --> 00:20:23,018 Maggie said you were a task rabbit. 473 00:20:23,043 --> 00:20:25,106 - What’s a task rabbit? - I... I panicked, okay? 474 00:20:25,131 --> 00:20:27,379 But I’m not the one on trial here. 475 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,714 The truth is is that I’m back in publishing. 476 00:20:30,739 --> 00:20:33,078 Oh, well, why didn’t you just say that? 477 00:20:33,103 --> 00:20:34,754 But I had trouble getting a job, 478 00:20:34,779 --> 00:20:37,157 so I lied about my age. 479 00:20:37,182 --> 00:20:40,221 Okay. How old do they think you are? 480 00:20:40,246 --> 00:20:41,771 27. 481 00:20:47,301 --> 00:20:48,640 You’re messing with me? 482 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,272 Um, I’m not. 483 00:20:50,671 --> 00:20:53,267 Uh, have they seen you in daylight? 484 00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:56,393 Look, I’ve been wanting to tell you, 485 00:20:56,418 --> 00:20:58,559 - but... - She didn’t want to burden you. 486 00:20:58,584 --> 00:21:00,645 Plus, she thought you’d blab. 487 00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:02,030 Right. 488 00:21:02,055 --> 00:21:04,171 Honey, I can’t tell you what to do about Greg, 489 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,932 but I can tell you from my own experience 490 00:21:06,957 --> 00:21:09,924 that it’s better to be in an open and honest relationship. 491 00:21:12,555 --> 00:21:14,932 We accept the love we think we deserve. 492 00:21:15,825 --> 00:21:17,926 And you deserve much more than this. 493 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,029 Last call to keep it. 494 00:21:27,054 --> 00:21:29,756 It’s such a pretty dragon to do-over. 495 00:21:29,781 --> 00:21:31,825 No, I’m done with it. 496 00:21:50,174 --> 00:21:52,175 - Hey. - Hi. 497 00:21:57,979 --> 00:21:59,520 I missed you. 498 00:21:59,545 --> 00:22:01,391 Me too. 499 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,170 But it looked like you had fun in Sun Valley though. 500 00:22:04,775 --> 00:22:07,828 I, uh, saw you on Quinn’s Instagram. 501 00:22:07,853 --> 00:22:10,029 I ran into her. 502 00:22:10,292 --> 00:22:12,949 Wha... wait. Do you think... 503 00:22:12,974 --> 00:22:15,151 I... I don’t know what to think. I mean, I... 504 00:22:15,176 --> 00:22:16,531 I barely heard from you all weekend, 505 00:22:16,556 --> 00:22:18,656 and you clearly spent a lot of time with her. 506 00:22:18,681 --> 00:22:22,619 It was entirely business-related. 507 00:22:22,644 --> 00:22:24,552 She was flirting with you. 508 00:22:25,269 --> 00:22:27,487 She wasn’t flirting with me. 509 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:30,931 She is flirting with making an investment in the company. 510 00:22:30,956 --> 00:22:32,694 That’s what we were talking about in Sun Valley. 511 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,802 What? What? That’s amazing. 512 00:22:34,827 --> 00:22:36,856 You could have told me that. 513 00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,012 After what happened with Kelsey, 514 00:22:39,037 --> 00:22:42,452 I’m trying to keep work and us separate. 515 00:22:42,477 --> 00:22:45,329 And I thought that we agreed that we would keep us 516 00:22:45,354 --> 00:22:46,875 quiet for now. 517 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,081 I know. I know we did. 518 00:22:51,106 --> 00:22:53,163 But I... 519 00:22:53,188 --> 00:22:54,856 I just spent the weekend telling my daughter 520 00:22:54,881 --> 00:22:57,491 not to be some guy’s secret. 521 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,867 I don’t want to be in a relationship 522 00:22:59,892 --> 00:23:01,663 I can’t be open about. 523 00:23:02,425 --> 00:23:04,725 I understand. 524 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,696 But now is just not the right time. 525 00:23:11,679 --> 00:23:13,335 Call me when it is. 526 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:30,257 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com -