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Nice pantsuit.
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Did your funeral director's
license finally come through?
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Ha-ha. Everyone at work now knows
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that I'm the assistant Charles
was having the affair with,
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so I don't want them to look at
me and think, "sex, sex, sex."
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Well, mission accomplished.
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Hey, did you get one of these?
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"Even though we're all post-gender,
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"we're not post-gender-reveal.
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"Come find out if the baby's a girl,
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a boy, or TBD this Saturday."
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Oh, how fun.
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Yeah, I still don't trust that Clare.
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Well, you certainly liked her mother.
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That was missionary work.
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You know, you visit the natives,
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you show them the way to heaven...
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Well, we're going.
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I like Clare now. And Josh is happy.
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Happy and scared. This is a big change.
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Yeah, well, speaking of change,
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that pussy-bow needs to go.
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I mean, you look like Nancy
Pelosi on the bottom
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and Melania Trump on top.
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Oh, that's no fun for anyone.
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Thank you so much for meeting me here.
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I didn't know who else to call.
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Like, Clare sent me that list.
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I don't know what any
of these words mean.
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Do you know what a Diaper Genius is?
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It's Genie. And you need one.
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It makes sort of like a
long sausage-y thing
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out of dirty diapers.
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What? And that's a good thing?
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Like, I want that?
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They didn't have half of these things
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when Caitlin was born.
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She survived without a wipes warmer,
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although I kinda think
she holds it against me.
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Oh, crib bumpers, no. They
may use those in Ireland
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but we don't use those over here.
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Suffocation.
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- Oh, wow.
- Isn't this fun?
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Yeah!
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Suffocation and diaper sausages.
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Anything else I should be worried about?
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Oh, don't freak out about the soft spot.
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When they cry, it pulses,
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but it closes after three months.
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I... I don't understand why it comes out
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before it's completely assembled.
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Oh, that's not the worst part.
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The umbilical scab? Oh, my God.
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I was so happy when that thing fell off.
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Oh, gripe water.
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This is really good for nausea.
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Oh, my God.
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Josh.
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It's gonna be here in two weeks.
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I mean, this is all really happening.
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I don't know if I'm ready for this.
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You won't be ready for anything
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the rest of its life.
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But you're Josh.
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You'll roll with it.
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You're lucky that way.
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No, this kid is lucky.
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So lucky to have you as a dad.
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I gotta get back to work.
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- Okay.
- Okay, uh, this, not that.
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- Three of these.
- Mm.
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Um, everything else is fine,
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except no mobile.
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You'll hit your head on it every time
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you lean in for a kiss.
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Huh.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Hey, thanks.
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You got it.
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So we sent the book out to readers
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from some of your target demos
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and we got some very strong data.
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Um, I have a report
here if you'd like...
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I'm sorry, I've been in
publishing for 20 years.
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Since when do we use focus
groups to vet our authors?
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Since I'm the publisher.
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And this is my first release,
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it needs to be the right one.
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And I think "CLAW"
still needs more work,
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and Quinn has been very
resistant to my suggestions.
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Oh, look at you two.
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Acting like you have a choice.
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We work for her now.
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So we are happy... no, thrilled...
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to debut with her... book.
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Okay, so, the highlight reel.
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- I think this is so smart.
- Me too.
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I hated it. It is so offensive to women.
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Who wrote this? It's insane.
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And I'm from Florida so, like, I know.
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It's Machiavellian, it's inhuman.
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I hate this book and I hate the people
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who are giving this woman a voice.
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It made my shingles flare up.
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I'd just like to un-read it.
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Please, is there... is there some way
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to un-read something?
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- Wow.
- So what I heard
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is that there are strong reactions.
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Which is good.
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Or it could be good.
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Our bill.
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Bye-bye.
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I'm so sorry, Kels.
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I have tried to get Quinn
to soften the tone,
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but she... she rejected every edit.
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How am I supposed to tell
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the woman who gave me my job
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that her book sucks?
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How?
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Oof, that is a toughie.
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But you are the publisher now.
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So good luck.
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Well, she looks like
she's in a good mood.
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Yeah, I'll take care of that.
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- Hi, Quinn.
- Sorry I'm late, girls.
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I know I'm not supposed
to say "girls" anymore,
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but who gives a... champagne.
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- Yes.
- This is gonna be fun.
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I wanted you to know how much
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I appreciate your support and...
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Yeah, me first.
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I got a little something for you two.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God!
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There's only 20 in there, the
rest are at your office.
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I hope I got your titles right.
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Publisher. Editor.
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It's so heavy. I-is this gold?
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Yeah.
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I know it's silly.
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Nobody uses business cards anymore,
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but publishing is so uncertain.
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It's good to have something
you can take with you
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if you have to, you
know, leave suddenly.
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Poor Charles.
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Anyway, uh, Liza said
that you had something
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you wanted to talk to me about, Kelsey?
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I am all ears.
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Yeah, well,
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we were talking and we
think that we should
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hold "CLAW" for the spring.
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There's just a little bit
of work that can be done
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- on the tone of the book.
- Yeah.
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In today's climate, you know,
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it can skew a little anti-woman.
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Yeah, I like that. It's controversial.
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I'm the writer, you're the publisher.
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Let's just both do our jobs.
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And I'm your editor.
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So I have to say,
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it's a give-and-take collaboration.
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If a writer doesn't wanna take notes,
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then they might as well self-publish.
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Yeah, I think I'm kind of doing that.
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Do you remember when
I saved your company
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and then I made you publisher?
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I cheered you on.
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Now it's your turn to cheer me.
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And I really am grateful
for that, Quinn, um...
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it just... it doesn't
really work like that.
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What's happening?
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State cheerleading champs, 1998.
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My first big win.
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I do think you tried to
cut this from the book.
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Uh, yeah, there was... there
was a lot of high school stuff
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in there, Quinn.
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Guess who wrote a masterpiece.
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You repeat after me, that's
how a chant works, right?
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Guess who wrote a masterpiece.
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Guess who wrote a masterpiece.
Take it, Big K!
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Big K.
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Guess who wrote a masterpiece.
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It will be our first release!
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It will be our first release.
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It will be our first release.
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Right, but now like
you're not terrified.
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It will be our first release!
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Guess who wrote a masterpiece!
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It will be our first release!
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- Yeah!
- Isn't this fun?
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- Yeah!
- So fun.
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Are you crying?
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What the hell was that?
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Chapter three of "CLAW."
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Charm and Disarm.
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It's not about what she did.
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It's about what I didn't do.
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If I can't stand up to Quinn,
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how the hell am I
supposed to do this job?
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I'm just a name on a card.
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- No, Kelsey, you're not.
- Oh, my God.
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I'm screwed. Face it, Liza,
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we're both screwed.
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I'm a genius.
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Absolutely. Why?
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I mean, uh, what's that?
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It's the book we publish first,
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before "CLAW."
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But it's a screenplay.
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It's the movie that Reese
Witherspoon's company
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is producing.
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I had breakfast with
her development exec,
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and I convinced her that
it would be a great novel,
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which it would.
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It's sexy
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and it's millennial
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and it's set in the fashion world.
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It's perfect. And if we publish it now,
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before the movie comes out,
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Reese is gonna be promoting
the hell out of it.
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Reverse-engineer a novel
from a screenplay.
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- Yes.
- But that takes time.
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- We need a writer.
- We have one.
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The screenwriter.
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She's already written a sample chapter
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and it's great.
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We can have this thing out in a month.
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And how can Quinn say no?
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She loves Reese. Everybody loves Reese.
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I can bump Quinn's book,
look like a hero,
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and keep my job.
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She wouldn't fire you for
making a hard decision, Kelsey.
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Well, now we never have to find out.
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What are you waiting for?
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Read. Read, read, read. Before tonight.
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Okay.
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Wow.
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Waiting for a drink like the rest of us?
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Don't you host committee members
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have a private room somewhere?
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I didn't even know I was
co-hosting this event.
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Everybody on that list
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has been in publishing forever.
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I do not belong here.
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You're standing in front of a bar.
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You never belonged anywhere
more in your life.
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Here, have mine.
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Wow, tough day.
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Tough week.
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But a good day.
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I had a little breakthrough at work.
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And it's nice to see a friendly face.
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Actually, that's what I
want to talk to you about.
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I don't wanna be friends
with you anymore.
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It's, uh, too difficult.
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Because I have a job and
you're not working?
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That is so...
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Not... friends.
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You mean...
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I mean...
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Oh, my God, you got a job.
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Let's just say things are looking up.
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Our first time out as a couple.
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I feel a little Eliza
Doolittle-y at the moment.
267
00:09:40,242 --> 00:09:43,664
Too bad Professor Higgins still
has to pretend you're 28.
268
00:09:43,764 --> 00:09:45,785
I know, it's not what we planned.
269
00:09:49,651 --> 00:09:51,231
Diva, Enzo, hi.
270
00:09:51,261 --> 00:09:53,162
Okay, oh, my God, I was
just schmoozing the editor
271
00:09:53,199 --> 00:09:55,307
of "Modern Romance"...
yes, the "Modern Romance,"
272
00:09:55,376 --> 00:09:57,747
and I think we should submit your story.
273
00:09:58,770 --> 00:10:00,191
What... what story?
274
00:10:00,216 --> 00:10:01,996
Your love story, come on.
275
00:10:02,065 --> 00:10:04,606
The photo of you two embracing,
fresh out of the sewer,
276
00:10:04,674 --> 00:10:06,535
dripping with America's digested bounty.
277
00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:07,740
It's gone viral.
278
00:10:07,814 --> 00:10:09,115
It's a story as old as time
279
00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:11,135
but fresh as this morning's flush.
280
00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:12,846
Wait, the paper would run our story?
281
00:10:12,894 --> 00:10:13,792
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
282
00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:14,884
It's just like Romeo and Juliet,
283
00:10:14,949 --> 00:10:16,198
if Romeo smelled a little bit
284
00:10:16,253 --> 00:10:18,206
and there was poop in Juliet's ear.
285
00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:21,120
Absolutely not.
286
00:10:21,145 --> 00:10:23,766
We are not doing that.
287
00:10:29,349 --> 00:10:31,531
What's that all about?
288
00:10:32,746 --> 00:10:35,319
Diana is giving us the cold shoulder.
289
00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:37,731
She's still prickly about me and you.
290
00:10:37,964 --> 00:10:40,998
I think she's hurt I
didn't confide in her.
291
00:10:41,812 --> 00:10:44,167
You're taking some bullets meant for me.
292
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:47,504
Come on, I should've done this sooner.
293
00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:52,657
Hello, Charles, Liza.
294
00:10:52,741 --> 00:10:54,804
You remember Enzo?
295
00:10:55,011 --> 00:10:56,952
Having, uh, fun?
296
00:10:57,122 --> 00:10:58,262
Diana, you and I both know
297
00:10:58,287 --> 00:11:00,868
that I owe you an apology.
298
00:11:01,415 --> 00:11:04,901
Well, uh, if pressed, some might say
299
00:11:04,973 --> 00:11:07,557
that leaving a place we
worked together for 20 years
300
00:11:07,582 --> 00:11:09,162
without a word, and
carrying on an affair
301
00:11:09,207 --> 00:11:10,668
with my assistant right under my nose,
302
00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:14,970
could merit some form of apology.
303
00:11:16,311 --> 00:11:19,787
I can't apologize for
falling in love with Liza.
304
00:11:21,387 --> 00:11:23,082
But you are right.
305
00:11:23,842 --> 00:11:25,182
You should've been the
first person I told
306
00:11:25,207 --> 00:11:27,268
that I was leaving.
307
00:11:27,580 --> 00:11:29,630
You have been by my side,
308
00:11:29,884 --> 00:11:31,744
making tough decisions with me,
309
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,635
and I owed you that,
310
00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:35,428
and more.
311
00:11:36,064 --> 00:11:37,845
Charles.
312
00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:40,868
I guess I just always hoped
313
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:44,269
that maybe one day you and I...
314
00:11:44,294 --> 00:11:46,187
Would run the company together.
315
00:11:46,214 --> 00:11:47,713
So.
316
00:11:47,738 --> 00:11:50,284
Well, unfortunately, Quinn
wanted a millennial
317
00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:51,709
as the face of the company.
318
00:11:51,734 --> 00:11:53,875
Oh, so it wasn't your decision?
319
00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,245
Uh, no.
320
00:11:55,270 --> 00:11:57,588
So what I'm hearing is
that if it were up to you,
321
00:11:57,631 --> 00:11:59,332
I'd be running Millennial.
322
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,767
That's not exactly what I was saying.
323
00:12:00,867 --> 00:12:02,220
Well, that's what I heard,
324
00:12:02,245 --> 00:12:03,323
so why don't we just leave it at that?
325
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,502
It's so good to be on
the same page, Charles.
326
00:12:05,734 --> 00:12:07,315
Like it's always been.
327
00:12:09,471 --> 00:12:11,589
Do I see a dance floor over there?
328
00:12:11,735 --> 00:12:13,076
Have fun, you two.
329
00:12:16,498 --> 00:12:18,554
She seems better.
330
00:12:19,316 --> 00:12:21,497
Is that what you think?
331
00:12:21,522 --> 00:12:23,263
About Kelsey only getting the job
332
00:12:23,288 --> 00:12:24,713
because she's a millennial?
333
00:12:24,798 --> 00:12:27,580
No. Of course not.
334
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,307
She is capable and smart.
335
00:12:30,361 --> 00:12:33,623
I knew that years ago when
I gave her the imprint.
336
00:12:33,723 --> 00:12:36,471
If anything, her youth is against her.
337
00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:37,785
What does that mean?
338
00:12:37,885 --> 00:12:40,066
Experience means something.
339
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:42,067
Kelsey will do a great job.
340
00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:44,668
- She'll get there.
- She's already there.
341
00:12:44,768 --> 00:12:47,189
You should've seen her today.
342
00:12:47,289 --> 00:12:49,310
Quinn's book isn't ready
and she's pressuring us
343
00:12:49,411 --> 00:12:50,951
to make "CLAW" our first release.
344
00:12:51,051 --> 00:12:52,872
But Kelsey came up with
a plan to block her
345
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,553
with a project from Reese's company.
346
00:12:54,653 --> 00:12:57,074
It was great thinking, on the spot.
347
00:12:57,174 --> 00:13:00,011
You would've been so proud of her.
348
00:13:01,176 --> 00:13:02,957
What?
349
00:13:03,057 --> 00:13:04,358
I would've done it differently.
350
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:06,719
Any time there is a regime change,
351
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,325
you take out the trash first.
352
00:13:08,422 --> 00:13:10,752
If it bombs, it doesn't hurt you.
353
00:13:10,821 --> 00:13:13,109
They blame the old regime.
354
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:16,821
Second book is bad?
That'll stick to you.
355
00:13:19,346 --> 00:13:24,120
But you know what? Maybe it'll work.
356
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,553
We good?
357
00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:31,291
We're good.
358
00:13:31,359 --> 00:13:32,980
Charles as good as said he'd pick me.
359
00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:35,254
I knew it, I knew it. We have this...
this connection.
360
00:13:35,339 --> 00:13:38,120
We're like two bodies, one mind.
361
00:13:38,315 --> 00:13:40,295
That doesn't sound like
quite enough mind.
362
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:42,815
Life is funny, isn't it?
363
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:43,860
I mean, he's the guy I always thought
364
00:13:43,885 --> 00:13:45,867
I'd end up with. It's ironic.
365
00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:47,547
You had a crush on Charles?
366
00:13:47,572 --> 00:13:49,969
I'm just saying life is funny.
367
00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:51,361
You know? I... I always thought
368
00:13:51,386 --> 00:13:52,852
I'd end up with someone like him.
369
00:13:52,922 --> 00:13:55,453
Cultured, sophisticated,
man of the world,
370
00:13:55,498 --> 00:13:56,838
you know...
371
00:13:56,962 --> 00:14:00,843
Life had other plans. And I'm with you.
372
00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:05,708
What?
373
00:14:05,808 --> 00:14:07,549
I'm just...
374
00:14:07,649 --> 00:14:09,910
I'm never gonna be enough for you, am I?
375
00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:11,391
And even if I were,
376
00:14:11,444 --> 00:14:12,824
you're in love with someone else.
377
00:14:12,892 --> 00:14:14,313
Enzo, come on, I'm just saying
378
00:14:14,351 --> 00:14:16,572
that I'm a realist, not a romantic.
379
00:14:16,688 --> 00:14:17,709
No.
380
00:14:17,809 --> 00:14:19,759
No, what you're saying is...
381
00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:23,015
you're settling.
382
00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:24,391
And you know what?
383
00:14:24,468 --> 00:14:26,289
Maybe I am too.
384
00:14:26,459 --> 00:14:28,800
For someone who is just
taking what she could get.
385
00:14:32,168 --> 00:14:34,732
But... Enzo, I...
386
00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:36,521
Good night, Diana.
387
00:14:45,202 --> 00:14:46,822
Knock-knock. Hi.
388
00:14:46,847 --> 00:14:48,548
I'm here to do your kills
from the publicity photos
389
00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:50,525
at the literacy event last night.
390
00:14:50,650 --> 00:14:53,403
Uh, let's see. Kill, kill.
391
00:14:53,428 --> 00:14:54,688
Ooh, little pooch there.
392
00:14:54,714 --> 00:14:56,335
Ooh, neck, no.
393
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,981
Oh, my God,
394
00:14:58,006 --> 00:15:00,618
Enzo looks gorge in a tux, though!
395
00:15:00,643 --> 00:15:02,224
I mean you guys really are the couple.
396
00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:04,231
Look at that.
397
00:15:04,957 --> 00:15:07,438
We were, perhaps.
398
00:15:08,915 --> 00:15:10,096
We're not together anymore.
399
00:15:10,196 --> 00:15:12,777
Oh, my God, Diana, that is awful.
400
00:15:12,877 --> 00:15:14,938
I mean... no I mean it's awful that, um,
401
00:15:15,038 --> 00:15:16,819
everyone thinks they gotta
be boo'd up all the time.
402
00:15:16,919 --> 00:15:18,940
You know, at least you and I
can do the bars now together.
403
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,341
Once I edit your look.
404
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,497
Ooh, I better call the paper
405
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,942
and kill the "Modern Romance" story.
406
00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:25,463
I thought I told you I
didn't want to do that.
407
00:15:25,563 --> 00:15:27,977
I will call them myself.
408
00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:30,063
Okay, great.
409
00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:46,254
What does that mean,
"taking out the trash?"
410
00:15:46,329 --> 00:15:47,710
Well, there's something to be said
411
00:15:47,810 --> 00:15:49,911
for pushing "CLAW" out
now and moving on.
412
00:15:50,011 --> 00:15:51,992
And Charles says we
can blame him for it.
413
00:15:52,092 --> 00:15:53,913
And it won't stick to us.
414
00:15:53,982 --> 00:15:57,084
Wait, you discussed this with Charles?
415
00:15:57,144 --> 00:16:00,126
So you're running my decisions past him?
416
00:16:00,151 --> 00:16:02,446
No, I was just talking about our day
417
00:16:02,497 --> 00:16:04,624
and how Quinn can be so
tricky to handle and...
418
00:16:04,649 --> 00:16:06,430
And how I'm out of my depth?
419
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,120
That's what you think.
420
00:16:08,204 --> 00:16:09,610
I mean you and I both know
421
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,341
that I choked at dinner
with Quinn the other night.
422
00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:13,227
Well, I wasn't strong
enough with her either.
423
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,092
She walked all over me with the edits.
424
00:16:15,185 --> 00:16:17,006
So I'm not strong enough?
425
00:16:17,137 --> 00:16:19,959
Well, lucky for me, you two just gave me
426
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,392
all the strength that I need.
427
00:16:21,454 --> 00:16:23,675
- Kelsey.
- Set up a dinner with Quinn.
428
00:16:23,711 --> 00:16:25,251
Just her and me.
429
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,767
That's all.
430
00:16:31,553 --> 00:16:33,024
You can't push my book to the spring.
431
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,900
It's tied to my campaign.
432
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,141
I'm sorry, what?
433
00:16:36,241 --> 00:16:37,982
Look, between you and me,
434
00:16:38,341 --> 00:16:39,561
I'm running for Senate.
435
00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:40,687
California.
436
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,149
I wish you were registered there.
437
00:16:42,263 --> 00:16:43,643
Maybe we can arrange that.
438
00:16:43,672 --> 00:16:46,454
Okay, anyway, "CLAW" is
going to introduce me,
439
00:16:46,484 --> 00:16:50,066
and soon, as a strong,
independent voice.
440
00:16:50,307 --> 00:16:51,687
Wow.
441
00:16:51,787 --> 00:16:54,128
- Congratulations, Quinn.
- Thank you.
442
00:16:54,229 --> 00:16:55,969
But that doesn't concern me.
443
00:16:56,069 --> 00:16:57,640
I have a campaign too,
444
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,281
and that is to make sure that every book
445
00:16:59,306 --> 00:17:01,171
that comes out of Millennial is the best
446
00:17:01,196 --> 00:17:03,281
that it can possibly be.
447
00:17:03,395 --> 00:17:04,896
And frankly, "CLAW" isn't there.
448
00:17:04,973 --> 00:17:06,594
That's my decision
449
00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:08,155
and I'm afraid it's final.
450
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,675
I admire that.
451
00:17:09,743 --> 00:17:11,421
Speaking your truth to power.
452
00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:13,960
Even if power still wins.
453
00:17:14,351 --> 00:17:16,573
You have a seat on the board, Quinn.
454
00:17:16,642 --> 00:17:18,505
Board members don't tell
publishers what to do.
455
00:17:18,585 --> 00:17:20,085
Oh, Kelsey.
456
00:17:20,201 --> 00:17:21,676
Don't make an enemy so soon
457
00:17:21,701 --> 00:17:24,222
in what could be a very long career.
458
00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:28,585
Okay.
459
00:17:28,662 --> 00:17:30,643
Publish "CLAW" now,
460
00:17:30,899 --> 00:17:33,521
and if it's a flop, like you
think it's going to be,
461
00:17:33,598 --> 00:17:36,357
you will never hear from me again.
462
00:17:37,144 --> 00:17:38,684
But it's gonna be a big hit.
463
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:41,151
I don't think it will be.
464
00:17:41,252 --> 00:17:43,633
Look, this is a win-win for you, Kelsey.
465
00:17:43,694 --> 00:17:45,315
If you just get your ego out of the way.
466
00:17:45,392 --> 00:17:48,533
If it fails, I will be out
of your life forever.
467
00:17:48,617 --> 00:17:49,878
If it's a hit...
468
00:17:49,993 --> 00:17:51,654
You're gonna look like
a genius publisher
469
00:17:51,715 --> 00:17:53,216
from day one.
470
00:17:53,418 --> 00:17:55,419
That's a good deal.
471
00:17:57,097 --> 00:17:59,158
You're a writer, Quinn.
472
00:17:59,373 --> 00:18:01,114
Put it in writing.
473
00:18:01,182 --> 00:18:04,052
If "CLAW" fails, you go.
474
00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:06,429
Baller move.
475
00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:08,943
I like you, Kelsey.
476
00:18:09,145 --> 00:18:10,933
Awesome.
477
00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:16,371
You've become quite the chef.
478
00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:19,107
Oh, yeah, I really, uh...
479
00:18:19,176 --> 00:18:20,917
Mastered the Postmates app.
480
00:18:22,106 --> 00:18:23,446
I think I might wanna
481
00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:26,520
branch out to other cuisines, though.
482
00:18:26,635 --> 00:18:28,416
Seamless.
483
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:31,225
Uber Eats.
484
00:18:31,396 --> 00:18:32,897
How did work go today?
485
00:18:32,997 --> 00:18:36,859
What did you guys decide
to do with Quinn's book?
486
00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:38,540
Actually, Charles,
487
00:18:38,741 --> 00:18:40,241
I don't think it's a good idea
488
00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:42,423
for us to talk about Millennial.
489
00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:46,784
I don't want Kelsey thinking
I'm back-channeling with you.
490
00:18:46,884 --> 00:18:48,945
We need a... what's it called?
491
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,326
A Chinese wall between us.
492
00:18:53,887 --> 00:18:55,668
You're right.
493
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,069
I'm sorry.
494
00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:59,710
Uh, you don't tell me about your day
495
00:18:59,794 --> 00:19:01,375
and I won't tell you about my day.
496
00:19:01,491 --> 00:19:05,182
So don't ask for details about
the kids' movie tomorrow.
497
00:19:05,288 --> 00:19:07,760
Apparently there, um, is...
498
00:19:07,785 --> 00:19:09,768
a puppy and a mermaid,
499
00:19:09,806 --> 00:19:11,533
and they both...
500
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,878
Get lost in space.
501
00:19:14,243 --> 00:19:16,082
That's all you get.
502
00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:18,668
Well, that's not all you get.
503
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,328
Hi, welcome. Signature cocktail?
504
00:19:42,353 --> 00:19:43,734
It's an Epidura-tini.
505
00:19:43,865 --> 00:19:45,984
Smooth as a spinal block, but with lime.
506
00:19:46,009 --> 00:19:47,590
Ah, fabulous.
507
00:19:47,615 --> 00:19:49,171
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
508
00:19:49,265 --> 00:19:50,562
Enjoy.
509
00:19:58,258 --> 00:19:59,518
Peace offering.
510
00:19:59,618 --> 00:20:01,359
I laid down some ground rules.
511
00:20:01,395 --> 00:20:02,453
I won't talk about the business
512
00:20:02,511 --> 00:20:04,132
when I'm with him and he won't ask.
513
00:20:04,279 --> 00:20:05,859
That's good.
514
00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:08,062
But we're still gonna
publish Quinn's book first.
515
00:20:08,148 --> 00:20:10,328
I can't fight with her and Charles.
516
00:20:10,353 --> 00:20:11,893
And I don't want to fight with you.
517
00:20:11,918 --> 00:20:13,899
Well, if you fight with
me, I'm on your side,
518
00:20:13,926 --> 00:20:15,807
so I'll take me down.
519
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:18,106
Come on, you survived your first week.
520
00:20:18,131 --> 00:20:20,031
- Let's celebrate!
- Okay.
521
00:20:20,195 --> 00:20:21,775
Oh!
522
00:20:21,945 --> 00:20:24,367
Ladies and gentlemen and non-binaries.
523
00:20:24,392 --> 00:20:26,333
Hi, can I have your attention, please?
524
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:28,654
Okay, the sealed
envelope from the doctor
525
00:20:28,718 --> 00:20:30,742
has gone to the balloon
company and they filled
526
00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:32,015
that gold balloon on top
527
00:20:32,053 --> 00:20:34,765
with either pink confetti or blue.
528
00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:37,091
Okay, now, Josh, as the male,
529
00:20:37,116 --> 00:20:39,031
you have the honor of penetrating
530
00:20:39,056 --> 00:20:41,203
the yielding softness of that balloon
531
00:20:41,228 --> 00:20:43,550
with your golden phallus.
532
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,171
I.e., this safety pin right here, okay?
533
00:20:46,196 --> 00:20:48,180
So, Liza, get the balloons, please.
534
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,992
Please gather.
535
00:20:50,017 --> 00:20:52,273
All right, let's do this in T-minus ten,
536
00:20:52,308 --> 00:20:53,369
nine...
537
00:20:53,394 --> 00:20:56,375
Eight, seven, six...
538
00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:57,837
- Let me help you.
- Wait, wait, wait.
539
00:20:57,862 --> 00:20:59,283
- It's just trapped.
- Oh, I got it.
540
00:21:00,798 --> 00:21:03,099
- Oh, my God, no!
- No, no, no, no.
541
00:21:03,124 --> 00:21:04,665
- No!
- Come back.
542
00:21:04,690 --> 00:21:06,391
I am so sorry, can we
call the balloon company?
543
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,016
You don't wanna have to
wait two weeks, do you?
544
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,732
Uh, guys.
545
00:21:09,757 --> 00:21:11,178
I don't think I'm gonna have to.
546
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,484
What?
547
00:21:12,509 --> 00:21:14,010
I think the baby's coming.
548
00:21:14,035 --> 00:21:15,335
- Now?
- Now.
549
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,108
Now, I mean like, right now.
550
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:18,219
Oh, my God!
551
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:20,148
Uh, okay, will somebody
please call a car?
552
00:21:20,209 --> 00:21:21,430
Two minutes! Yes.
553
00:21:24,441 --> 00:21:25,614
Three more minutes,
554
00:21:25,639 --> 00:21:26,841
just hang on.
555
00:21:26,866 --> 00:21:28,567
Shouldn't somebody else
be in the splash zone?
556
00:21:28,659 --> 00:21:29,818
Maggie.
557
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,419
You and I are the only
two women on the planet
558
00:21:32,444 --> 00:21:34,265
who've been inside my mother.
559
00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:35,550
We're bonded!
560
00:21:35,606 --> 00:21:37,147
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, my God. Oh, my God.
561
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:38,489
Oh, my God, it's coming for me.
562
00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:40,091
Hey, hey, hey, remember your breathing?
563
00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:42,071
- Right, deep breaths.
- Not helping.
564
00:21:42,132 --> 00:21:43,106
I need to push.
565
00:21:43,131 --> 00:21:44,313
- No, don't push!
- Do not push.
566
00:21:44,338 --> 00:21:45,887
No baby in my Uber!
567
00:21:45,912 --> 00:21:47,483
Too late.
568
00:21:47,508 --> 00:21:48,734
Oh, wow!
569
00:21:48,818 --> 00:21:51,059
There goes my five-star rating.
570
00:21:57,724 --> 00:21:59,332
Yo, Enzo.
571
00:21:59,364 --> 00:22:00,631
You see this?
572
00:22:00,759 --> 00:22:02,260
There's that picture again.
573
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,462
And some article about love.
574
00:22:04,487 --> 00:22:05,707
Get out of here.
575
00:22:05,732 --> 00:22:06,732
The hell am I paying you for?
576
00:22:06,757 --> 00:22:08,500
Okay, loverboy.
577
00:22:08,773 --> 00:22:11,203
"Flush With Love"? What the...
578
00:22:11,876 --> 00:22:15,291
"Dreams we have as a
child, dreams we pack..."
579
00:22:15,316 --> 00:22:17,297
in a box for college.
580
00:22:17,798 --> 00:22:19,219
Dreams you unpack when you move
581
00:22:19,252 --> 00:22:20,593
into your first apartment.
582
00:22:20,646 --> 00:22:22,667
Who you'll meet, where you'll work,
583
00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:24,628
who you'll fall in love with.
584
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:28,161
Think you have it all figured out?
585
00:22:28,791 --> 00:22:31,492
Life has better ideas.
586
00:22:31,526 --> 00:22:34,427
A bigger imagination
takes bigger chances
587
00:22:34,459 --> 00:22:37,161
than someone like me, a year ago.
588
00:22:37,238 --> 00:22:40,579
Moving through her forties
in a cloud of old ideas.
589
00:22:43,137 --> 00:22:45,947
Life gives you more than you thought,
590
00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:49,090
but maybe not in the
package you expected.
591
00:22:49,230 --> 00:22:50,850
Liza.
592
00:23:00,571 --> 00:23:02,432
It's deeper than that.
593
00:23:04,987 --> 00:23:07,889
It's what you need underneath the want.
594
00:23:10,695 --> 00:23:13,477
It gives you what you
can't breathe without.
595
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,811
Did you mean this?
596
00:23:21,677 --> 00:23:24,138
- Yes.
- Even this part?
597
00:23:24,206 --> 00:23:26,747
Where you say you're not looking
for the man of your dreams?
598
00:23:26,824 --> 00:23:28,805
That what you care about
now is the man at night
599
00:23:28,858 --> 00:23:31,071
sleeping next to you, dreaming?
600
00:23:31,294 --> 00:23:33,033
Yes.
601
00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:35,947
I mean it.
602
00:23:37,363 --> 00:23:39,604
Every word.
603
00:23:43,741 --> 00:23:44,922
Get over here.
604
00:23:44,947 --> 00:23:47,023
You get over here.
605
00:23:52,406 --> 00:23:54,594
So go ahead and plan.
606
00:23:54,711 --> 00:23:57,292
Just know, when all your scheming
607
00:23:57,454 --> 00:24:01,093
and planning, and hoping is done,
608
00:24:01,118 --> 00:24:04,236
life plans back.
609
00:24:04,336 --> 00:24:06,235
Hi.
610
00:24:07,098 --> 00:24:08,255
Everything okay?
611
00:24:08,311 --> 00:24:10,612
Yeah. Baby girl.
612
00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:12,983
- Hmm.
- They're happy.
613
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,120
Good for them.
614
00:24:15,573 --> 00:24:17,574
Me too.
615
00:24:18,645 --> 00:24:20,266
You?
616
00:24:20,366 --> 00:24:22,787
Yeah.
617
00:24:22,888 --> 00:24:24,548
Me too.
618
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:45,008
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