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*

2
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- Ooh, they're really good.
- I know.

3
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My boyfriend's
in a band.

4
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How cool is that?

5
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Correction: your hot
boyfriend is in a band.

6
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Hey, why even bother
with the washboard?

7
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He can play his own abs.

8
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Sorry.
Only I get to play those.

9
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I hear that, girl.

10
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Hey, I've got to go
meet Anton.

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He's got some questions
about the new edits.

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What

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Yeah.

14
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Liza,
he's an artist.

15
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He doesn't think
about time.

16
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Hey,
if Thad asks,

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I was with you both
until midnight.

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Got it?

19
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Mm.

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Thank you, Brooklyn.

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We're the Bedford Avenue
Country Boys.

22
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Yay!

23
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You play a mean washboard,
my friend.

24
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Thanks, groupie.

25
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How does one learn
to play the washboard?

26
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Did you do a lot of old-timey
laundry as a kid?

27
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Or did your pappy
teach you how to play?

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My pappy?

29
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I was in a band
in eighth grade.

30
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I played the tambourine.

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We called ourselves
the Ga-Ga's.

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Like Lady Gaga?

33
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No, like the Go-Go's

34
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Sometimes you just make
absolutely no sense at all.

35
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Mmm.

36
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Who calls at 6:00
in the morning?

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Hi, honey.

38
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Hi. It's so nice
to hear from you.

39
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Mom, only half the tuition
came in for my semester.

40
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What?

41
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I sent the check
three weeks ago.

42
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Did you talk
to your father?

43
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Yes, and he said
he's working on it.

44
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You know it's not easy
for him right now.

45
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It's not easy for him.

46
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Mom, I don't want to have
a child of divorce moment.

47
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I just need someone to send
a check for the tuition.

48
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Honey,
I'm sorry about this.

49
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I'm gonna get you that money,
I promise.

50
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You don't worry
about a thing.

51
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I love you, Pumpkin.

52
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Pumpkin?

53
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Is everything okay?

54
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Uh, yeah.
It's just some work drama.

55
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Yeah.
Sure.

56
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Work's gonna be
mental today,

57
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so I'm gonna shower
at home.

58
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Okay,
I'll call you later.

59
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Okay.

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Bye.

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*

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Listen.

63
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I just want to apologize
about last night.

64
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Okay, I didn't mean to put you
in a weird position.

65
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No problem.
It's your life.

66
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What?
No lecture?

67
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Like I said,
it's your life.

68
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YOLO and all that.

69
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Wait just a minute.

70
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What is going on with you,
young lady?

71
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Nothing.

72
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Well, is it Josh?

73
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No, it--
I'm just--

74
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I'm strapped for cash.

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I need $1,800 by Friday.

76
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For what?

77
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It's...

78
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a student loan thing.

79
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Ugh.

80
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Are they hard-core
harassing you?

81
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I swear MasterCard has drones
following my every more.

82
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Yeah, yeah,
they are.

83
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They're very threatening.

84
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Let's have lunch
with Lauren.

85
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She is the queen
of the second shift.

86
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What's the second shift?

87
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Uh, cater waiter,
hair fairy,

88
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comedy club barker,
um...

89
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Oh, dancing taco?

90
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Uh,
hand model.

91
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Let me see them paws.

92
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Oh!
No, no.

93
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Never mind.
Maybe not.

94
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Okay, okay, tell her
about the other thing

95
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you did for money,
you know,

96
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when your parents
cut you off for a month.

97
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- Yeah, tell me.
- Okay.

98
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For, like, a hot minute,
I had a nice little side biz

99
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selling my panties
on Craigslist.

100
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What?

101
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It's so much better than
the other skeezy stuff

102
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guys will pay for.

103
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How much?

104
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Um, $200 a pair.

105
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And they must be used.

106
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Used?

107
00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:11,084
Yep, like, "wear them
for three days,

108
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work out in them,
never take them off" used.

109
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- Yeah, quite successfully.

110
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I got to tell you,

111
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there's definitely
a market there.

112
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

113
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A creepy, skeezo market,
but...

114
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We just need to write a juicy ad
and take a hot picture.

115
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No, I can't show my face.

116
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No, no, no, that is not

117
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what they're paying
for to hear.

118
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Are you wearing underwear now?

119
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- Of course I am.
- Great.

120
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Slip them off
down to your ankles.

121
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Here?

122
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Trust me,
I work in publicity.

123
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Take 'em off.

124
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Okay.

125
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Ah!
They're so cute.

126
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Can I get you ladies
anything else?

127
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- No, thank you.
- No, we're fine.

128
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Can I get a double macchiato,
easy on the foam?

129
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You got it.

130
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Okay.

131
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I attached your photo
to my old ad.

132
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I found the perfect filter.

133
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- Ah.

134
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"20-something panties,
ripe and ready.

135
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$200."

136
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I don't know.

137
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This feels incredibly creepy.

138
00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,572
Wait.

139
00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:05,973
You're only gonna have
to sell nine pairs.

140
00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:06,907
Oh, you could do that
in a week.

141
00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,141
You know what?

142
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I'll even get a pair
nasty for you.

143
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They will never know
the difference.

144
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What a lovely gesture.
Thank you.

145
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There.

146
00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:16,417
Your panties are officially
on the market.

147
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* Sha-la-la-la-la

148
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So you'll like this.

149
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I worked on this
couple today, right,

150
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and they each wanted
half a heart

151
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tattooed on each side
of their arms

152
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that when they
held hands...

153
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- It's one heart.
- I know.

154
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So they're heartbroken when
they're not together.

155
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That's so romantic.

156
00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:39,740
Yeah, I mean, it's kind of
idealistic, though, right?

157
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What do you think?

158
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Think we're supposed
to be with

159
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one person like that
forever?

160
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Like, when I was
in college and--

161
00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:47,515
Yeah, old age has turned you
into such a cynic, huh?

162
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Who are you calling old,
mister?

163
00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,889
Hey, it looks like
we're running on empty here.

164
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I will be right back.

165
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*

166
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Who are you texting?

167
00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,109
Uh, nobody.

168
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I was just Yelping
this place.

169
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Well, I am an open book,
so have at it...

170
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Pumpkin.

171
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I respect your privacy
too much.

172
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I'm sorry.

173
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My boss is all over me.

174
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Do you mind if we
call it a night?

175
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Not a problem.

176
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Sorry.

177
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Okay.

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This one seems
the least murderer-y.

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"Meet me at the coffee shop
on 50th and 6th Avenue.

180
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"Listen for when the barista
calls the name Gary.

181
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Ugh, "I need to see you
wearing the panties.

182
00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:59,787
Want to make sure they're
fresh out of the oven."

183
00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:01,088
Ah!

184
00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,556
You got to hand it
to pervs, man.

185
00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,492
They don't accept
mediocrity.

186
00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:06,359
I feel so skanky.

187
00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:08,496
Oh, please.
I've done worse.

188
00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:10,297
Like what?

189
00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,700
Uh, Lilith Fair in '98.

190
00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:15,002
They don't call them
box seats for nothing.

191
00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:19,406
I hope Caitlin appreciates
what you do for her.

192
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She can never know.

193
00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:21,909
We're taking this
to the grave.

194
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Deal.

195
00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,580
Anton, I'd just like to say
once more

196
00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:29,517
how pleased we are to be
publishing the translation

197
00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:31,519
of your magnificent book.

198
00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,521
I have just read
the manuscript.

199
00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:35,989
I think that it is going to be
as successful here

200
00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,424
as it has been in Sweden.

201
00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:39,627
Well, that is
certainly my hope.

202
00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,262
And we are going to do
everything we can

203
00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,264
to make sure everybody
knows about it.

204
00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,533
Liza?

205
00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:48,168
To begin, we are doing
a teaser campaign,

206
00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:52,573
and we're thinking about
sending Swedish Fish

207
00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:55,075
to bookstores
around the country

208
00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:58,011
maybe six weeks before
the publication date.

209
00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,312
Try the green ones.

210
00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,581
They're delicious.

211
00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:04,184
Oh.
I'm--I'm sorry.

212
00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,353
These are not Swedish Fish.

213
00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:08,656
Taste more like gummy bears.

214
00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,558
Stale gummy bears.

215
00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:12,425
Well, they're
shaped like fish,

216
00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:15,563
so they're Swedish Fish.

217
00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,731
Actually,
your Swedish Fish

218
00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,132
are not Swedish at all.

219
00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,834
At home, we call them
pastellfiskar,

220
00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,671
but I prefer...

221
00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:27,374
Which are black like tar
with a bitter licorice taste.

222
00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,577
Well, we'll send...

223
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To the--
to bookstores.

224
00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:36,316
You--

225
00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,317
Please stop saying it.

226
00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,485
Okay.

227
00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:41,021
"The cold winter sun,

228
00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,423
"hardly perceptible
on the horizon,

229
00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,693
mirrored
my imperceptible heart."

230
00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,961
I'm just wondering
if we need the "cold."

231
00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:51,264
I think it's stronger
without it.

232
00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,033
I agree.

233
00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,276
We can't.

234
00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:07,047
Everyone can see in here.

235
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,716
And here,
where you write,

236
00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,618
"After shutting ourselves
indoors for the winter

237
00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:13,621
"like the first lingonberry
of spring,

238
00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:16,189
we bud miraculously."

239
00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,225
I'm just wondering
if "lingonberry"

240
00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,894
is meant to be plural...

241
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,262
Oh, God.

242
00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:25,866
Anton, please don't worry
about the Swedish Fish.

243
00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,935
I just want you to be
comfortable here.

244
00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:30,537
I am very comfortable,
I assure you.

245
00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,005
Oh.

246
00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,375
* Because you know

247
00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,310
* I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass *

248
00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,979
* No treble

249
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,814
* I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass *

250
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,349
* No treble

251
00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,851
All right, which one,
do you think?

252
00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,218
I don't know.

253
00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:47,120
They all kind of look
like pervs to me.

254
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,757
Gary?

255
00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,659
* Yeah, it's pretty clear *

256
00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,160
* I ain't no size 2 *

257
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,062
* But I can shake it,
shake it *

258
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,864
* Like I'm supposed to do *

259
00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,165
Gary.

260
00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,100
* That all the boys chase

261
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:04,171
* And all the right junk
in all the right places *

262
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,839
Let's see them.

263
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,977
Did you sleep in them
last night?

264
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,311
Yes,

265
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,813
and I did an hour of hot yoga
this morning.

266
00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,682
- Nice.
- Show me the money.

267
00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:17,250
* I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass *

268
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,419
Okay.
I'll be right back.

269
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,721
I'll be right here.

270
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,155
* Mama, she told me

271
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:26,359
* Don't worry about your size *

272
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,997
* She says boys like
a little more booty *

273
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:33,433
* To hold at night

274
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,634
* Hey

275
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,203
* I'm bringing booty back *

276
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,407
* Yeah, my mama,
she told me *

277
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:43,677
Hey. Hey.
Gary. Gary!

278
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:44,712
What happened?

279
00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,513
I just got sniffed
and stiffed.

280
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,748
Ew.

281
00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:48,882
* 'Bout that bass,
hey *

282
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,689
You always get the money first.
Didn't I mention that?

283
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,824
It's okay.

284
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:57,958
I don't think this
is my calling.

285
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,259
I think I'm gonna
close up shop.

286
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,261
Okay, well,
if you're interested,

287
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,030
I have another gig for you.

288
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:05,032
Okay.
I'm listening.

289
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,400
So my friend Rakeem does PR
for a start-up

290
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,636
that's throwing a launch party
for a new app

291
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:11,438
called Getcha Buzz On.

292
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,573
I'm sure they could use
a cocktail waitress tonight.

293
00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:15,743
I did a gig with Rakeem
and the beauty is,

294
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,044
he pays in cash

295
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,078
right after you turn in
your costume.

296
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,179
Costume?

297
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,814
Unless my ears
are deceiving me,

298
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,615
that is my phone ringing
off the hook.

299
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,551
Uh, I'm sorry.

300
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:25,919
Where'd she go?

301
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:32,893
I like your look.

302
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,795
You're hot but not whorey.

303
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,764
Uh, thanks.

304
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,131
So what does this app do?

305
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,167
It geolocates affiliated
liquor brands

306
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,369
so you can buy drinks
using your Buzz Points.

307
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,471
It sounds like a complicated way
to get a drink.

308
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:45,906
You got that right.

309
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,475
I like my liquor
and my men the same way:

310
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:49,542
simple.

311
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,078
Yeah.
Same here.

312
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,679
All right,
you're good to go.

313
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:53,881
Okay.

314
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:54,882
Oh.

315
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:05,859
*

316
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,332
I know you.

317
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:16,069
You work for Diana Trout.

318
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:20,373
Well, obviously, I work in
publishing for love, not money.

319
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,809
Buzzy navel?

320
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,410
Oh.

321
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,646
Glad to meet a girl who's not
living off her trust fund.

322
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:27,948
Trust fund?

323
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,249
My father's a high school
gym teacher

324
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,383
in Maplewood, New Jersey.

325
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,652
And is marketing
your passion?

326
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,487
Well, my heart's
in editorial,

327
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,490
but it's, uh--
yeah, it's very valuable

328
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,826
learning from Diana.

329
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:41,094
You're quite the politician.

330
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,497
So what brings you out
to this fabulous bash?

331
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,200
Oh, a friend of mine
is an investor.

332
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,337
Also, I'm just trying
to get out there more,

333
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:54,141
expand my comfort zone
since my divorce.

334
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,843
Those first few months
are tough.

335
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,377
I totally understand.

336
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,212
I mean, not--
I don't understand,

337
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,848
like personally,
but I--

338
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:04,151
I've read many novels
with divorced characters.

339
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,486
Well, here's to
a bright future

340
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,856
and fewer parties
like this one

341
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,057
for both of us.

342
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,159
Sorry, I can't drink
on the job.

343
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,493
Uh...

344
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,728
Unless you work
in editorial.

345
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:16,663
Ha. Okay.

346
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,869
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

347
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,270
I am so sorry.
I'm really--

348
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,637
I'm really sorry.

349
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,874
I think you're done here
for the night.

350
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:27,975
Yeah.
Yeah.

351
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,610
I think so too.
Okay.

352
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,914
Wait, you didn't get paid?

353
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,115
Paid?

354
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,416
I'm lucky
I didn't have to pay

355
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,718
for Rakeem's vintage Dior
calfskin jacket.

356
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,153
Oh.

357
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,989
You know, if you're really
strapped for cash,

358
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,891
you could always
sell your eggs.

359
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,561
I saw your spill last night.

360
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,663
I think you better
stick to publishing.

361
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,698
I'm just saying.

362
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:52,765
Well, as long as
I still get to

363
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,401
wear hot pants
in the office.

364
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,103
Only on casual Fridays.

365
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,443
Why is he talking to you?

366
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,745
Uh, it's--
it was nothing.

367
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,347
I know an inside joke
when I see one.

368
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:11,284
Get in here.

369
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,221
And?

370
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,688
We ran into each other
at this party last night.

371
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,724
What kind of party would
you be at with Charles?

372
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,259
Well, I wasn't
exactly a guest.

373
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,961
I was working...

374
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,529
as a caterer.

375
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,297
Actually, more as
a bartendress.

376
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,798
You were serving people?

377
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,400
Well, I need to make
some extra money.

378
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,502
I have this
student loan payment

379
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,938
of, like, $1,800 due,

380
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,772
and they're totally
harassing me and--

381
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:33,773
I see.

382
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,376
So tell me...

383
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,647
What's Charles like
in the wild?

384
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,683
Actually,
he's a little dorky.

385
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:44,684
Dorky?

386
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:45,752
Yeah.

387
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:46,619
I mean, he's at
this cool party

388
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,854
at this very happening club.

389
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,556
- Mm-hmm.
- Very young crowd.

390
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,690
Like, nobody over 30,

391
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:51,959
and they're all partying--

392
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,093
On a Tuesday night?

393
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,628
And was Charles...
partying?

394
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:56,964
No.
I mean, that's my point.

395
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,098
He wasn't.

396
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,299
He didn't look very
comfortable there.

397
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,700
Oh, thank God.

398
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,102
I mean, it was like he was
going through the motions

399
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,803
of trying to have a good time,
but you could tell

400
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,239
he was just kind of forcing
himself to get out there.

401
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,274
Did he bring a date?

402
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,109
Definitely not.
He was alone.

403
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,611
All alone at a hot party.

404
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,579
Sad.

405
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,880
Men are so desperate.

406
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,682
I do think he's feeling
a little adrift

407
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,885
since the divorce, which,
you know, it's totally normal.

408
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,989
And where do you gather these
little nuggets of wisdom from?

409
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,090
BuzzFeed?

410
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,591
It was just an observation.

411
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,593
The headline here, Liza,
is that girls who work for me

412
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,295
shouldn't spend their nights
cocktail waitressing.

413
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,529
It's very bad form.

414
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,664
The only moonlighting
I want you doing

415
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,266
is here in this office.

416
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,835
Am I clear?

417
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,570
Perfectly.

418
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,784
Hey, where you going?

419
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,420
Anton wants me to meet him
at some address

420
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,554
in the West Village.

421
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,555
What for?

422
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:56,623
I don't know.

423
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,159
But, Liza,
he is a little kinky.

424
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,329
Kelsey, you can't let
this guy degrade you.

425
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,830
Excuse me?

426
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,666
You just took your panties off
in a coffee shop bathroom

427
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,535
and sold them to a pervert
on Craigslist.

428
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,403
Correction:
almost sold.

429
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,471
Whatever.

430
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,440
I think it was good for you,

431
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,575
and I think this
is good for me.

432
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,047
*

433
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:23,950
* You got me all fired up

434
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,686
* Running round with you

435
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,722
* You got me feeling
something special *

436
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,424
* So what am I to do?

437
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,659
Hey.

438
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,064
You found me.

439
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,066
What is this place?

440
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,400
You'll see.

441
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,401
Okay.

442
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,237
Close your eyes.

443
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,106
Keep them closed.
Uh-huh.

444
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:51,178
Keep your eyes closed.

445
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,447
And stop.

446
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:58,218
Now,
open your mouth.

447
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,424
What does it taste like?

448
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,992
Bitter...

449
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,094
licorice.

450
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,228
Little salty.

451
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,330
Exactly.

452
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,532
That is real Swedish Fish.

453
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,901
Did you bring me here
to eat candy?

454
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,904
Maybe this you can send
with my book.

455
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,207
Wouldn't be bad idea.

456
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,541
Okay.

457
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,542
Oh.

458
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,111
And you must try these.

459
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:29,416
It's my favorite.

460
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,417
Delicious.

461
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,219
Good.
Excuse me?

462
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,521
My girlfriend and I would
like a pound of...

463
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:35,655
Please.

464
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:39,126
Some...

465
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,794
I am not your girlfriend,
Anton.

466
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,330
I'm your editor.

467
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,565
Oh.
I'm sorry.

468
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,935
I mean, my editor.

469
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,212
Bring me the catalog copy
for the Bjornberg book.

470
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:02,815
I looked for it on your desk,
but it was a rat's nest.

471
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,218
Sure.
I'll go find it.

472
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:24,304
Diana,

473
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,605
this is generous of you,

474
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,906
but I couldn't possibly
take this.

475
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:30,777
Consider it an early
Christmas bonus.

476
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,180
You have no idea how much
this means to me.

477
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,182
I don't know how to thank you.

478
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,616
Well,

479
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,652
you can start by bringing me
that catalog copy I asked for.

480
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,988
Of course.

481
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,089
And Charles is not dorky.

482
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,524
You don't know him at all.

483
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,059
She doesn't know him at all.

484
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,668
Hey.

485
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,004
Hey.

486
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,312
So what's going on
with you?

487
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,846
Hmm?

488
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,316
Nothing.
Why?

489
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,417
Well,

490
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,752
you've been acting
a little weird.

491
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,621
I am weird.

492
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,890
I mean, you've been making
phone calls in the bathroom,

493
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,126
hiding emails.

494
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:23,963
I just feel like
you're acting sketchy.

495
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:27,234
Okay,
um...

496
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,469
All right,
the truth is...

497
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,707
I have been short on cash,

498
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:38,878
so I made an ill-fated attempt
to sell my used underwear.

499
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,112
Wait.
What?

500
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:44,784
Here.
You can read the emails.

501
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,787
- Okay.
- Yeah.

502
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,958
And how much did my
sexy girlfriend profit

503
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,527
from this very
questionable transaction?

504
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,896
$1,800.

505
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:57,930
Yeah.

506
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,131
Wow.

507
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,467
Uh, how much do you think

508
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,570
a pair of American Apparel
boxer briefs

509
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,171
with a slightly blown-out
waistband are going for--

510
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,172
No, I'm out
of the business.

511
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,441
Ah.
Just ballpark it.

512
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,844
Josh. Let's go.

513
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,513
Hey.

514
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:16,082
Thanks for being so honest,
groupie.

515
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:31,731
One, two, three...

516
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:35,602
Whoo!

517
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,936
Yeah!

518
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,672
*