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Okay, he isn't answering
my texts.

2
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He probably just needs time
to process.

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I always meant to tell him
over dinner,

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at, like, a really nice
restaurant,

5
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but after a couple
glasses of wine,

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not tripping my face off
at Lauren's hot mitzvah.

7
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I love this music.

8
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What music?

9
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There is no music.

10
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Are you still rolling?

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A little bit.
Aren't you?

12
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No, nothing gets you
sober quicker

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then telling your boyfriend

14
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you've been lying about
your age by 15 years.

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I love this street!

16
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You are useless to me
right now.

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Taxi!

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- You're going home.

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Oh.

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I'm gonna go find Josh.

21
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- Okay.
- Get home safe.

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Ciao.

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Can I sit down?

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You do whatever you want,
obviously.

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Josh, when we first met
at the bar that night,

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you kind of assumed that we were
about the same age.

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Yeah.

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It was fun,
and I was flattered,

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and so I went with it.

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I didn't know we were ever gonna
see each other again.

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And then when we did,

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I became so attracted to you.

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You made me feel like
everything was possible again.

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And then the stronger
my feelings became for you,

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the harder it became for me
to tell you the truth.

36
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So what exactly
is the truth?

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It's--it's that you're
a 40-year-old woman

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who is pretending to the world
that she's 26?

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Yeah, that's pretty much it.

40
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That's some crazy shit.

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Why would you do that?

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At first, I was just lying
about my age to get a job.

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See, after my divorce...

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Divorce?

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Yeah, we'll get to that.

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I had been out of work for
almost 15 years,

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raising my daughter.

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Oh, my God.

49
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And you have a daughter.

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Caitlin.

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Where is she?

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Away at school,
in college, in India.

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I mean, you're kind of
a lunatic, aren't you?

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I was trying to get back
into publishing,

55
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but no one would hire
a 40-year-old

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who had been out of work
all that time.

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I couldn't accept
that I would

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never be able
to work again

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doing something
that I loved.

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So I lied about my age.

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I mean, I guess it didn't hurt

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that you had
a younger boyfriend

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to make everything
seem real, right?

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No, my feelings for you have
always been completely real.

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In fact, I've never felt more
like the real me

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than I have spending these
last few months with you.

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Nothing was real

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if it was all based
in a lie.

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None of it.

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Josh, I'm still me.

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I'm just a little bit older
than you thought.

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It's not the age.
It's not.

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It's the lie.

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I mean, I can't--
I can't get past the fact

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that you've been lying to me
this entire time.

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Okay.

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You're right.

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All right, look,
it'll break my heart,

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but I totally understand

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if you never want to
see me again.

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That's good.

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Because I don't ever want to
see you again.

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Have a nice,
fraudulent life.

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Liza!

85
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I've been texting you
all weekend.

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What happened?

87
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You and Josh just
left the party.

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Well, after Lauren spiked
the Manischewitz with Molly,

89
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things got a little crazy.

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Like, "get a room" crazy?

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Yeah, yeah.

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I'll spare you
the details.

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- Come on, we're gonna be late.'
- Good morning.

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I hope everyone had
a relaxing weekend,

95
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because we have a very big
mountain to climb.

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What I'm about to tell you
cannot leave this room.

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Ellen DeGeneres has written
another memoir.

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Oh, my God,
it's gonna be huge.

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The gays and the housewives
are going to love this.

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Bring in the Jews,

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and we'll have
a three quadrant book.

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There is going to be
an auction

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among all of
the major publishing houses.

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Ellen has spoken to her agent,

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and he's going to let Empirical
make the first bid.

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That is wonderful.

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I want all departments
on this.

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Of course.

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I do not want to
lose this book.

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And you won't.

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Stop texting.

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I'm late for lunch.

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Make sure you confirm
my 1:00 reservation

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at the The Monkey Bar,
table 5.

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Already done.

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Have you been crying?

117
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No.

118
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There's no crying
in publishing.

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Definitely not crying.

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Pull up the marketing budget
for the last Tina Fey book.

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We'll have to double
those numbers

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to get Ellen's attention.

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Well, Tina may be
a bossypants,

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but Ellen's a smartypants.

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Just get the Uber.

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Hey.

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Hey.

128
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So Josh and I didn't leave
the party to have sex.

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We broke up last night.

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Oh, my God,
what happened?

131
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You know,
just the usual stuff.

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When it came down to it,
we just weren't a good match.

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I'm confused.

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How do you just break up?

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We just did.

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It's just over,

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and I wanted to tell you

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so that we don't have to
talk about it anymore, okay?

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I'm so sorry.

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Me too.

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Are you sure you don't want to
tell me what happened?

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I can't.

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It hurts too much.

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But I still love him.

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I think I always will.

146
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Of course.

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Come here.

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Crap, it's Diana.

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- Liza.

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I'm at Monkey Bar,

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and I left my wallet
on my desk.

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Okay.

153
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Well, I need you
to bring it to me.

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I'm in Midtown with no money.

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Okay, okay.

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I'll be right there.
I'm on my way.

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I got to go.

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Thank God.

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Go buy yourself a shawarma.

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Do I know you
from somewhere?

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No, I don't think so.

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You look very familiar.

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Well, unless you're slumming it
in Bed-Stuy,

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I seriously doubt
you know my assistant.

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Wait.

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Were you ever a waitress
at Serafina?

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The one on Madison.

168
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Oh, no, but I do have
waitress face,

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so I get that a lot.

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It was nice meeting you.

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Oh, my God.

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I am so sorry.

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Just go!

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I am so sorry.

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So am I.

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I just had the closest call.

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What happened?

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I ran into this woman
I worked with 14 years ago

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when I was at Random House.

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She was having lunch with Diana,

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and she almost recognized me.

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Oh, how'd she look?

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- I got to go.
- Okay, ciao.

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Oh, we have to have
a chat.

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Now.

186
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So we've got a little problem
on our hands.

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We do?

188
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Cheryl Sussman doesn't think

189
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her $2,000 sweater
is dry cleanable.

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Oh.

191
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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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I'll pay for it.

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Of course.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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We'll expense it.

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Besides,
Cheryl deserves it.

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The only reason
she wanted to have lunch

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was to pump me for information
on our Ellen book deal.

199
00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:04,685
Now, did you put together
the Tina Fey marketing numbers?

200
00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:05,819
Yes. Yes.

201
00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,420
I have them;
they're on my desk.

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I'll got get them
right now.

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Oh, my God.

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00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,032
Liza Miller.

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I knew it was you.

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What the hell is going on?

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Well, after I found out my
husband was having an affair

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and gambled away everything

209
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we spent our entire marriage
building together,

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I figured, "Hey, what do I
have to lose?

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Nothing."

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So I lied about my age.

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It's not a crime, Cheryl.

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Well, it's maybe a small
white-collar offense.

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But the real crime
is that no one will give

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a 40-year-old woman a chance
to start over again.

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Exactly.

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Isn't life just one big
confidence game?

219
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I mean, sometimes I think,

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I control huge budgets for
this massive media company,

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and half the time,

222
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I don't have the vaguest idea
what I'm doing.

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On the outside,
I pretend that I do,

224
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:06,246
but on the inside,
I just feel like such a fraud.

225
00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,616
I know exactly
what you mean.

226
00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:11,351
Well, you actually
are a fraud.

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True.

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00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,154
It's pretty stressful.

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I cannot imagine
how Diana would react

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if she found out
the truth.

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Oh, my God, Cheryl,
she can't know.

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I would lose my job.

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And Diana would be
humiliated.

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Gawker would have
a field day with this,

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but I would never.

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00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:30,403
- Good.
- Please, Liza.

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I'm your friend.

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00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:36,009
I just wonder if I could ask you
one small favor.

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Of course, Cheryl,
anything.

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Could you get me
Empirical's marketing numbers

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on the Ellen book?

242
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,751
Excuse me?

243
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I'm sure you're not aware,

244
00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,054
but there is
a big auction happening

245
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over Ellen's new book,

246
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and I would be tickled pink

247
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if you could show me
what you guys are proposing.

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Cheryl, isn't it
proprietary information?

249
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,066
Well, I don't think
I need to teach you

250
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,068
how to color
outside the lines.

251
00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,873
You're putting me in a very
compromising position here.

252
00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:08,375
Well, you're putting me in
a very compromising position

253
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,978
to have to lie for you
to Diana Trout.

254
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,652
I'll see what I can do.

255
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:21,021
Thank you, honey.

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00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:24,291
It is so great to see you again
after all these years.

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00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,559
Oh.

258
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,996
And by the way,
I have two children,

259
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,764
and I've never
stopped working.

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00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,302
That's what nannies
are for.

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00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,109
Hey.

262
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,510
I'm sorry I'm late.

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00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,078
Oh, no problem.

264
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:46,246
Everything okay?

265
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,748
I just had a drink
with Cheryl Sussman.

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00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,049
She remembers me all right.

267
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,251
Okay, something like that
was bound to happen.

268
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,086
Yeah, but now she's
blackmailing me.

269
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,155
She wants me to share
some confidential information

270
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,556
about a book
we're bidding on.

271
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,058
You know, you should let me
talk to her.

272
00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,392
- I'll straighten her out.
- Forget it, Maggie.

273
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,261
I think this is my endgame
right here.

274
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,063
You know, I've always thought of
myself as the nicest person,

275
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,832
but as it turns out,
I'm kind of a sociopath.

276
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,033
Don't beat yourself up.

277
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,467
I mean, you know what?

278
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,902
Let's beat up Cheryl instead.

279
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,738
I think I'm just gonna
move back to New Jersey.

280
00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,039
Maybe I could get a job

281
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,373
attacking people with
perfume samples

282
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,742
at the Paramus Mall.

283
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,609
Listen, Liza, you're living
in a shadow world,

284
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:17,911
and sometimes,
every now and then,

285
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:18,946
you have to play by
shadow rules.

286
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,113
What are you talking about?

287
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,015
It's marketing numbers
on a book.

288
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,017
I mean, look,
what's the big deal?

289
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,053
Don't let this woman blow it
for you.

290
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,092
This is a terrible idea.

291
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,865
Ow!

292
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:38,999
They've already split up.

293
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,101
How much worse can it get?

294
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,770
Did she really say
she still loves him?

295
00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,137
- Yes.
- Okay.

296
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,338
Josh.
Josh, hey.

297
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,439
Over here.

298
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:47,775
What are you guys
doing here?

299
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:48,976
We came to see your band.

300
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,377
You guys are so good.

301
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,779
Seriously?

302
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,046
No, seriously, we came to
ask you a question.

303
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,314
How could you dump Liza
like that?

304
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,883
How is this
any of your business?

305
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,450
Okay, something happened
between you guys

306
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,685
at my hot mitzvah,

307
00:11:58,685 --> 00:11:59,787
which was meant
as a celebration of love,

308
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,088
okay, not destruction.

309
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,289
And I have come in the spirit

310
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,323
of tikkun olam,

311
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,591
which in
the Jewish faith means

312
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:05,793
"repair the world,
and I--"

313
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,194
Stop.

314
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,561
Josh.

315
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,163
It's none of our business.
We know that.

316
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,165
And Liza would kill us
if she knew that we were here.

317
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,867
Okay, but I think
that you should know

318
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,335
that she still loves you.

319
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,805
Look, I appreciate
what you're doing,

320
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,873
but things happened
between us

321
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,074
that you don't
know about

322
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,310
and don't understand, so...

323
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,578
Oh, okay, okay.
Now I'm interested.

324
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,549
Bottom line is,
I never really knew her.

325
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,818
What?

326
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:31,952
It's good seeing you,
Kels.

327
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,353
Thank you for trying.

328
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,822
And you.

329
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,925
Next time you think about
drugging your friends,

330
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,059
don't do it.

331
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,828
All right?

332
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,395
So not cool.

333
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,432
Okay, well, shalom to you,
too, brother.

334
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,167
Can we go home?
I'm sorry.

335
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,044
Hey.

336
00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:59,646
I'm wondering if Editorial
has any profit and loss numbers

337
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,382
they could share
for the Ellen book.

338
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,217
Why would you
need to see those?

339
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,418
Diana.

340
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,753
She just wants to
see everything

341
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,488
before she submits
her marketing budget.

342
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,590
Okay, well, I'll send you
what I have.

343
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,325
Thanks.

344
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:15,128
Hey, can we talk
just for a minute?

345
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,065
Sure.

346
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:21,668
What's up?

347
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,737
Lauren and I went to go see
Josh's band play last night.

348
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:27,040
What?
Why?

349
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,775
I don't want to interfere.

350
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:31,011
I just--I hated seeing you
so unhappy,

351
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,680
and I just wanted to
talk to him.

352
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,749
And what did he say?

353
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:41,288
Just that you never really
let him get to know you.

354
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,390
That's true.

355
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,893
Maybe I didn't.

356
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:49,296
Look, I know we all want to be
the perfect girl

357
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:52,065
in a relationship.

358
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:56,303
So maybe you just need to
let Josh see the real you,

359
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,504
not just the good stuff.

360
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,705
You know,
even the parts of you

361
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,473
that you're
not so proud of.

362
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,342
That isn't always
that easy for me.

363
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,011
Don't hold back.

364
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,312
Get messy.

365
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,914
Show him the full Liza.

366
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:09,782
I don't think
that it's too late.

367
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,718
You're a real friend,
Kelsey.

368
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,788
The best I've made
in a long time.

369
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,991
I feel the same way
about you.

370
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,492
Thank you.

371
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,731
I'll get those numbers
for you.

372
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,446
Wow. Champagne.

373
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,648
Here's to a wonderful
partnership.

374
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,020
I don't want you to feel bad
about this, Liza.

375
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,521
You're doing
the right thing.

376
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,855
How can I not feel bad

377
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,390
about sharing
company secrets?

378
00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:00,727
We both know you'll do whatever
it takes to get an edge.

379
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,896
Besides, if Diana knew
the truth,

380
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,932
she'd have you blackballed
from publishing.

381
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,935
There might even be
a lawsuit.

382
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,572
You're right.

383
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,474
Well...

384
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,808
Here you are.

385
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,712
What's this?

386
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,381
Oh, sweetie, it's our
email exchange.

387
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,683
It's you asking
for all of Empirical's

388
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,252
profit and loss
and marketing numbers.

389
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:28,455
This goes straight to Gawker
unless you back off.

390
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:29,656
You'd be ruined too.

391
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,691
I'd lose
a shitty assistant job.

392
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,660
You're the one
who loses everything.

393
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,529
I wonder how long you think

394
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,964
you can really
get away with this.

395
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,899
I guess we'll find out.

396
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:50,410
* I was stalling at the table

397
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,379
* I was

398
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:56,249
* Calling out for more

399
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,555
Is he home?

400
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,524
No, he's not here.

401
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,992
Will you give him this?

402
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,232
I'll see what I can do,
ma'am.

403
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,106
* Underneath the sky

404
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,741
* I cross my heart
and hope to die *

405
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,750
I did it.

406
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,119
Now he knows everything.

407
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:52,139
* Days of ashes
and nights of flames *

408
00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:57,177
* A thirst for beauty
then thirst for games *

409
00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:01,914
* Do you need to see my soul

410
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,984
* Just let me know

411
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,953
* When you get high

412
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:11,158
* Everything we touch
turns to gold at night *

413
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,726
* In the dark,
we make it special *

414
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:16,929
* Make it justified

415
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:20,567
* Everything we touch
turns to gold at night *

416
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,170
* There's a ghost
in the machine *

417
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:29,276
* And there's a glowing light *

418
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,015
Honey, I'm gonna be
waiting for you

419
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,417
with a big sign
in baggage claim tomorrow.

420
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,751
Mom, I cannot wait to come home.

421
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,086
I miss you so much.

422
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,421
I miss you too, sweetheart.

423
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,623
You're gonna love
staying at Maggie's.

424
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,625
You know, somehow I can't
imagine you in Brooklyn.

425
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,827
You must be
the least hip person there.

426
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,962
Well, I may surprise you.

427
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,731
Hey.

428
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:54,000
So you wore polka dots
to prom, huh?

429
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,205
I'm gonna hand you over
to Maggie.

430
00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,839
She wants to say hello.

431
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,040
I'll see you tomorrow.

432
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,575
- I can't wait.
- Me too.

433
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,110
Big kiss.

434
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,947
Hey, Caitlin, I hear you got
a new roommate.

435
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,349
Hi.
Hold on one second, okay?

436
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,352
Hi.

437
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,321
Hey.

438
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,922
I wanted to tell you
so many times.

439
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,123
You have no idea.

440
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,758
So why didn't you?

441
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,627
I was afraid.

442
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,530
Afraid you would suddenly think
I was someone I wasn't.

443
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,098
But I'm exactly
who you think I am.

444
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,901
I just--

445
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,637
I just don't know.

446
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,573
Look, I'm not expecting for us

447
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,242
to pick up right
where we left off.

448
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,246
All I'm asking for
is a new beginning.

449
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:42,114
And how would that go,
exactly?

450
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:49,088
Hi, I'm Liza Miller.

451
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,590
I'm 40,
I'm divorced,

452
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,726
and I have an 18-year-old
daughter named Caitlin.

453
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,541
It's nice to meet you, Liza.

454
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,978
So, uh...

455
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,013
You want to
get a cup of coffee?

456
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,183
I would love that.

457
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,725
* Talk to me now

458
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,294
* Beautiful child

459
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:30,730
* Of everlasting love