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Hey! Go back to bed.

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You don't need to be up for
me to stretch canvases.

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Oh, please, some of my best art

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comes from my worst hangovers.

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Here, wait. Let me have this.

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Shit!

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Never drink absinthe from a food truck.

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How about I staple

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and you tell me about Josh?

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Josh?

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You know, super-hot tattoo guy.

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Wait, his name is Josh, isn't it?

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He would've corrected me

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if I said the wrong
name during sex, right?

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Wha... Please, tell me you didn't.

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Why?

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He's Liza's ex.

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Wait, Liza, like your roommate, Liza?

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What?

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Hey, good morning. What you up to?

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I banged your ex-boyfriend. I'm sorry.

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Okay.

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She really didn't know.

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Of course not.

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Oh, it's fine, really.

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Bang away...

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like a screen door in a hurricane.

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- Okay.
- Yeah, okay.

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I'm gonna go to work now.

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Have a great day.

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Oh, shit.

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If no one has anything else,

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I have an announcement to make.

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After a successful early run,

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including a pair of best sellers,

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Millennial has quickly
established itself

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as a major player.

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And while it is already
in excellent hands,

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we think its growth potential
is going to require

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another executive.

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So it is my great pleasure to announce

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Millennial's new associate editor...

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Liza Miller.

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Oh, you guys.

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Did you do this?

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We all agreed, you're ready.

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Oh.

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Congratulations, Liza,

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and here are your new business cards.

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- Ooh.
- Thank you.

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This is unbelievable.

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What's unbelievable is the
work you've been doing

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on an assistant's salary.

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I am just happy to work here

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in whatever capacity you'll have me.

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We are so glad to hear you say that.

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There's a bit of a catch.

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We're thrilled to give you a raise

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and a title bump, but
we can't afford that

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and a new assistant for Diana.

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But for today, we celebrate.

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Yes. We'd like to have you join us

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for our yearly wine and
dine with Belinda Lacroix.

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1:00 okay?

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Of course.

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Call the restaurant and change
the reservation to four

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and make sure they know
about my dairy allergies.

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Congratulations.

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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Associate editor, that's wonderful.

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We should have champagne.

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Why don't we work on our sidecar first?

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Always he scolds me about
drinking too much at lunch.

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Didn't bother you when you were 15

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and stealing sips of my whiskey.

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15? Belinda, how long have
you been at Empirical?

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Many, many years.

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Many prolific years.

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Belinda's been writing a
book a year for Empirical

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since the early 1970s.

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Her romance novels kept the
lights on for a long time.

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Before Edward L.L. Moore,

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she was our biggest earner
for over a decade, right?

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And I outlasted that old pervert

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with his tales of dragons and incest.

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Where's my Netflix deal?

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No one can get past the romance stigma.

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Snobs.

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And that kind of snobbery is
just sexism in a tweed jacket.

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Men decide romance is silly,

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and women feel embarrassed
about reading it.

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What's so embarrassing
about a woman being a hero

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and having great sex?

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You should be a feminist icon.

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Feminists! Oh, goodness.

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They don't want anything to
do with my books either,

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at least not in public.

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We're working hard to change that.

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That's why I had Liza join us.

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We are hoping to introduce your novels

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to a new generation of readers.

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And I can't wait to hear all about it,

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but might I have an escort
to the ladies' room?

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I can get down just fine,

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but the... the getting
up can be melodramatic.

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Why don't we have our new
associate editor do that?

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And then you two can get
to know each other better.

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Of course.

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Wonderful, but we...

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we... we... we should go quickly.

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Right. Okay.

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Uh, Diana and I have
some really fun ideas

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about this upcoming book tour,

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if you're up for it.

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Of course I am.

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My fans have become my friends.

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Men come and go,

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but those women in pink hats,

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they've gotten me through a lot.

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Yeah, I hear you.

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I don't know where I'd be
without my girlfriends.

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I mean, I wouldn't have this job,

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and... and I wouldn't be in New York.

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Don't let all the
unrequited lust fool you.

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My books are about women coming together

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to control their lives.

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Hmm.

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Men...

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Are just candy.

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Oh.

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Belinda?

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Belinda? Oh, my God! Belinda!

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Oh, my God!

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Shoot.

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She was fine. She was joking.

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And then she was just gone.

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I'm so sorry, Charles.

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I know what she meant
to you and your family.

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Did she... did she say
anything before she...?

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The last thing she said was,

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"Men are just candy."

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It's a great book title.

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Zadie Smith just bummed gum
from me in the ladies' room.

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I just saw Danielle Steel
icing Janet Evanovich.

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It's like the who's who
of publishing here.

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I hate wearing pink. It's
like Barbie's dream funeral.

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But it's what Belinda wanted, so I...

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That guy seems to be pulling
it off pretty well.

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That's Zane Anders.

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Rivington brought him in
to run their company.

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"Esquire" did a profile on him.

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He has a clothing allowance.

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He's really attractive.

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Yeah. He knows.

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Stop ogling the competition.

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Barbara Walters.

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Barbara.

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It's Lachlan Flynn.

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- The spy novelist?
- Yeah.

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I tore through all of his
books in high school.

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Is it weird if I go introduce myself?

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Diana's pretty much on
Barbara Walters' lap,

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so go for it.

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Yeah, okay.

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Mr. Flynn. Hi, Kelsey
Peters with Millennial.

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Hello.

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I don't mean to fangirl at a funeral,

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but I read your entire
Grant Stone series twice.

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Really?

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Now, I didn't realize girls even knew

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my books existed.

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You might want to mention
that to your publisher.

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We're a huge part of the market.

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Good afternoon, everyone.

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Thank you all for coming,

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and thank you all for showing your pink.

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Belinda would be sorry she missed that.

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I want to say a few words...

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We should probably take our seats.

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It was lovely meeting you.

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The Empirical family for decades.

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So we just buried a woman
in a hot-pink coffin.

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I need a drink.

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What, dressed like this?

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It looks like we bailed halfway
through a breast cancer 10K.

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Come on, shouldn't that scare you

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into living life to the fullest?

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You're 40.

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41, actually.

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Last week. Kind of flew under the radar.

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- What?
- Well, I mean,

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we weren't in a good place, so...

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Right.

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So are we in a good place now?

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Yeah.

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You did what you had to do for your kid.

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I would like to think that my
mom would do something crazy

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like that for me.

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We're good.

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Thank you.

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Don't thank me. Come out
and get some birthday ass.

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Birth... I-I'll pass on the ass.

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Josh is moving on, and so should you.

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That's what you do
after a nasty breakup.

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- You got to clear the pipes.
- Ugh.

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As long as he's the last
person you slept with,

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- he'll be clogging your drain.
- That is disgusting.

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Come on, it's not bothering you

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that he's screwing a girl
that's working in your loft?

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Okay, fine, one drink.

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But no weird hipster places

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where you have to walk
through a fake barbershop

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to get to the bar.

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Don't worry, we'll go
to one of your places.

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What does that mean?

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Old, that's what you meant.

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They're only old to Work Liza.

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That guy at the bar,

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he's perfect for Real Liza.

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He is hot.

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And he... he's totally hitting on you.

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- Well, I'm not gonna hit back.
- Why?

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Because I'm not getting
involved with anyone right now.

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Who said anything about
getting involved?

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You don't have to go
collecting an engagement ring

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from every guy you sleep with.
Just smash and dash.

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Okay, I think I'm too old
for both of those verbs.

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Hi, you guys. Sorry I'm late.

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Let's get this girls' night lit!

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Oh, what's with all the pink?

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- Funeral.
- Oh, cool, cool.

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Slam those drinks. Let's go blow it out.

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It's Tuesday.

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No, I know, I know. Okay,
listen, I need this.

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I am boo'd up, and I am bored.

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Lauren, Max is great.

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Um, is he?

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You guys, I've been tracking
my emotional journey

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through this relationship,

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and my sticker system
shows it has been grim.

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You have a sticker system?

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Mm-hmm, I do, yes.

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On the days Max makes me
happy, he gets a gold star.

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And the red dots are for when...

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When he repulses me and I
want to rip off his beard.

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- Okay.
- Come on!

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Don't make that face at me.

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Listen, Max's dull normalcy
was cute at first.

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It was, but, you guys, it has
chipped away at my edges,

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and now I'm dull and I'm normal.

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Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Is this
an assisted-living facility?

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- Shh.
- What?

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What are we doing here?

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Come on, I need to party with some guys

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who aren't afraid to get weird, okay?

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Let's go to The Cock. Uh...

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Liza? Liza, hello?

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Oh, no Cock for me.

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00:10:00,514 --> 00:10:02,577
No, no. It's Cock, like rooster.

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It's... it's a dark, filthy bar.

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00:10:04,430 --> 00:10:06,350
Oh, no. I-I'm gonna go home.

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Kels, come on.

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No, I'm not in the mood for
a gay sleaze bar either.

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00:10:10,231 --> 00:10:12,053
Okay. Well, you're dressed
like a drag queen,

265
00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:13,233
so you're perfect.

266
00:10:13,258 --> 00:10:14,157
Let's go, come on.

267
00:10:14,182 --> 00:10:16,245
Ah. Oh, my God, okay.

268
00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:19,047
Liza, hop up front.

269
00:10:19,072 --> 00:10:20,485
We'll drop you off at the
L on our way downtown.

270
00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:22,235
Oh, no, it's okay. I'll
get home on my own.

271
00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:22,899
Thanks.

272
00:10:22,924 --> 00:10:25,610
You don't have to go home on your own.

273
00:10:25,635 --> 00:10:27,968
That guy at the bar was
totally checking you out.

274
00:10:27,993 --> 00:10:29,087
- Let's go!
- But you know

275
00:10:29,111 --> 00:10:31,384
because you were checking him out.

276
00:10:32,473 --> 00:10:34,616
Go get some birthday cake.

277
00:10:43,719 --> 00:10:46,396
Uh, champagne, please.

278
00:10:46,711 --> 00:10:49,038
So where'd the other pink lady go?

279
00:10:49,063 --> 00:10:50,068
What?

280
00:10:50,093 --> 00:10:52,811
Oh, no, these aren't costumes.

281
00:10:52,836 --> 00:10:54,273
We were at a funeral.

282
00:10:54,299 --> 00:10:56,484
Ooh, so you were mocking a death.

283
00:10:56,509 --> 00:10:58,897
No! It was in her will.

284
00:10:58,922 --> 00:11:00,469
I'm just teasing.

285
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,142
You know, like you and
your friends over there

286
00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:03,874
making fun of the old guy
sitting alone at the bar.

287
00:11:03,899 --> 00:11:05,481
We weren't making fun of you.

288
00:11:05,506 --> 00:11:06,618
Oh, that's okay.

289
00:11:06,643 --> 00:11:09,048
I did the same thing
when I was your age.

290
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,692
You never think you're
gonna get this old.

291
00:11:11,717 --> 00:11:13,836
I'm 41.

292
00:11:14,556 --> 00:11:16,360
And I was flirting with you.

293
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:19,137
Really?

294
00:11:20,348 --> 00:11:22,018
Diego.

295
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:24,787
Liza.

296
00:11:24,812 --> 00:11:26,238
Very nice to meet you, Liza.

297
00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:36,624
I cannot believe that you
sat for over an hour

298
00:11:36,649 --> 00:11:38,446
with a hot Argentinean architect

299
00:11:38,471 --> 00:11:39,873
and you didn't even
give him your number.

300
00:11:39,898 --> 00:11:41,027
He doesn't even live here.

301
00:11:41,052 --> 00:11:41,805
He's from Connecticut.

302
00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:45,085
He renovating this old bank
building in Greenpoint

303
00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:45,883
into condos.

304
00:11:45,908 --> 00:11:47,410
I mean, look at this place.

305
00:11:47,435 --> 00:11:49,895
Oh, my God. That's gorgeous.

306
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,118
- I know.
- Wow.

307
00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:52,813
Maybe you should swing by
there on your way to work.

308
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:53,751
Maybe he'll be there.

309
00:11:53,775 --> 00:11:55,518
No. I'm not gonna see him again.

310
00:11:55,818 --> 00:11:58,756
It just felt fun to flirt with
someone I didn't have to lie to.

311
00:11:58,781 --> 00:12:00,086
You know what's more fun?

312
00:12:00,204 --> 00:12:01,594
Sex in a construction zone.

313
00:12:01,619 --> 00:12:02,782
Maggie.

314
00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:05,032
Maybe he'll loan you his hard hat.

315
00:12:35,947 --> 00:12:38,508
Lachlan Flynn wants to meet for coffee.

316
00:12:38,533 --> 00:12:40,173
He is not thrilled with his publisher,

317
00:12:40,198 --> 00:12:41,907
his contract is up, and we just...

318
00:12:41,932 --> 00:12:44,063
Buried one of our best-selling writers.

319
00:12:44,088 --> 00:12:45,024
Way to pounce.

320
00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:47,727
Oh, speaking of, how did
it go with the hot old...

321
00:12:47,752 --> 00:12:49,250
the hot guy?

322
00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:51,422
You saw me head home.

323
00:12:51,676 --> 00:12:55,066
I saw you head back inside.

324
00:12:55,711 --> 00:12:58,663
One drink. He's great. I
didn't get his number.

325
00:12:58,688 --> 00:13:00,731
Whatever. We can stalk him
online when I get back.

326
00:13:00,756 --> 00:13:02,342
- That's creepy.
- No, no, no.

327
00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:04,368
That is dating. Get used to it.

328
00:13:09,464 --> 00:13:13,266
_

329
00:13:14,605 --> 00:13:16,483
He's about to say he's not coming.

330
00:13:16,508 --> 00:13:19,638
Zane Anders. Lachlan Flynn's editor.

331
00:13:19,731 --> 00:13:22,080
But you already knew that.

332
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:22,955
Sorry.

333
00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:25,402
Don't play dumb, Kelsey.
You're too smart for that.

334
00:13:25,427 --> 00:13:27,250
I'm actually a fan of Millennial.

335
00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:28,855
It's a cute imprint.

336
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,011
Is "cute" code for "girlie"?

337
00:13:31,036 --> 00:13:34,269
I mean, we do skew female, but
young women still read books.

338
00:13:34,294 --> 00:13:36,644
Young men think they
know everything already.

339
00:13:36,669 --> 00:13:38,082
Well, let me tell you what I know.

340
00:13:38,106 --> 00:13:40,339
Empirical lost one of
its biggest repeaters,

341
00:13:40,364 --> 00:13:43,034
and your boss sent you
to steal one of mine.

342
00:13:43,262 --> 00:13:45,925
No, Charles doesn't know I'm here,

343
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,730
and we're just having coffee.

344
00:13:47,755 --> 00:13:49,246
You did not put on
that sexy little skirt

345
00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:50,565
just to get coffee.

346
00:13:50,591 --> 00:13:52,004
Nice legs, though.

347
00:13:52,028 --> 00:13:54,331
You know, not everyone in publishing

348
00:13:54,356 --> 00:13:55,721
has a wardrobe allowance.

349
00:13:55,746 --> 00:13:57,569
This was all I could put together.

350
00:13:57,594 --> 00:13:58,896
Nice jacket, though.

351
00:14:00,434 --> 00:14:02,818
You know, I could be mad about this

352
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,167
but you failed so spectacularly

353
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:08,016
that I'm willing to let you
make it up to me somehow.

354
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:10,487
I could teach you how to
market your authors to women

355
00:14:10,513 --> 00:14:13,019
so they don't go looking for
new editors at a funeral.

356
00:14:13,044 --> 00:14:13,964
I'll tell you what.

357
00:14:14,126 --> 00:14:17,761
I need a plus-one for this
boring book party tonight.

358
00:14:17,786 --> 00:14:20,089
Is that my punishment? A party?

359
00:14:20,114 --> 00:14:22,862
Who said anything about a punishment?

360
00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:27,542
Text me. I'll send you the party info.

361
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,992
Just keep your hands off my authors.

362
00:14:31,017 --> 00:14:32,375
Deal?

363
00:14:45,006 --> 00:14:47,926
Liza, I realize you're
in a transition period,

364
00:14:47,951 --> 00:14:49,224
and with your new responsibilities

365
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:50,732
you might not pick up
every one of my calls,

366
00:14:50,783 --> 00:14:53,501
but I don't remember saying
I would pick up yours.

367
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,311
Oh!

368
00:14:55,336 --> 00:14:57,357
Hello, this is Liza.

369
00:14:57,961 --> 00:15:00,075
Oh, oh, shoot. I think
this is one of yours.

370
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,756
Line three.

371
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,781
Hello, this is Liza.

372
00:15:04,806 --> 00:15:07,278
Hola. Me llamo Diego.

373
00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:09,397
Oh, wow, hi.

374
00:15:09,422 --> 00:15:11,037
So I was kicking myself

375
00:15:11,062 --> 00:15:12,647
for not getting your
number the other night,

376
00:15:12,672 --> 00:15:14,771
and I'm glad to see you
felt the same way.

377
00:15:14,796 --> 00:15:16,499
What?

378
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:19,589
Well, my security camera spotted a tall,

379
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:21,693
beautiful 41-year-old woman

380
00:15:21,718 --> 00:15:23,301
from Empirical Publishing

381
00:15:23,326 --> 00:15:24,889
peeking into my windows this morning.

382
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,601
Now, if you wanted to see the place,

383
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,513
I'd be happy to show it to you.

384
00:15:28,538 --> 00:15:30,403
- Oh, that's...
- How about tonight

385
00:15:30,428 --> 00:15:31,474
after work?

386
00:15:31,499 --> 00:15:32,807
Um...

387
00:15:33,521 --> 00:15:36,187
I mean, I'm not sure what
time I'll be done here.

388
00:15:36,212 --> 00:15:38,435
Liza, you don't need to
make a down payment.

389
00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:40,525
It's just a tour.

390
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,991
Sure.

391
00:15:43,301 --> 00:15:44,963
That sounds great. Why not?

392
00:15:44,988 --> 00:15:46,615
All right, perfect, then it's a date.

393
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,114
It's a tour.

394
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,744
Whatever you say.

395
00:15:58,529 --> 00:16:00,850
I have never felt more productive.

396
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:02,428
You know, before you started,

397
00:16:02,453 --> 00:16:04,917
I usually made these things
sometime around noon.

398
00:16:04,942 --> 00:16:06,344
Happy to help.

399
00:16:06,438 --> 00:16:08,247
I was thinking maybe we could knock out

400
00:16:08,272 --> 00:16:09,894
the gold leafing tomorrow.

401
00:16:09,919 --> 00:16:11,514
Mm-hmm.

402
00:16:12,962 --> 00:16:14,727
Are you okay?

403
00:16:16,599 --> 00:16:18,742
I can't be your assistant anymore.

404
00:16:18,767 --> 00:16:20,116
I'm so sorry.

405
00:16:20,141 --> 00:16:21,203
I've had so much fun,

406
00:16:21,228 --> 00:16:22,891
and I've learned so much.

407
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:25,507
I just... I need to focus
on my own work and...

408
00:16:25,531 --> 00:16:27,694
And you feel bad about Josh and Liza.

409
00:16:27,719 --> 00:16:29,991
I feel terrible whenever I see her.

410
00:16:30,016 --> 00:16:32,578
She's so jumpy around me.

411
00:16:32,963 --> 00:16:34,425
Do you hate me?

412
00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:36,735
Of course not, but don't hate me

413
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,631
'cause I can't pay you
till after my show.

414
00:16:38,656 --> 00:16:40,967
You really do not have
to pay me anything.

415
00:16:40,992 --> 00:16:43,014
This was such an incredible experience.

416
00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:44,301
We'll figure something out.

417
00:16:44,326 --> 00:16:46,077
I mean, if I sell enough pieces.

418
00:16:46,101 --> 00:16:47,703
Trust me, you are gonna
sell all of these.

419
00:16:47,728 --> 00:16:49,767
- You think?
- Oh, my God.

420
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:52,347
I wish I could afford
one of your pieces.

421
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,161
I'm gonna be missing spending time

422
00:16:54,186 --> 00:16:56,209
with my little warrior nymphs every day.

423
00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:58,008
Hey, why don't you take it?

424
00:16:58,182 --> 00:17:00,660
Stop. That... Don't tease me.

425
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:01,967
No, no, no. I insist.

426
00:17:01,992 --> 00:17:04,696
You've done such a great job here and...

427
00:17:04,721 --> 00:17:06,424
You know what? It's a gift.

428
00:17:06,449 --> 00:17:07,225
Aah!

429
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,233
Thank you!

430
00:17:09,258 --> 00:17:10,694
You're welcome.

431
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,353
And just so we're on the same page...

432
00:17:13,378 --> 00:17:14,961
You do not have to pay me!

433
00:17:14,986 --> 00:17:17,650
I'm gonna miss you.

434
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,926
This is so nice. I never
want to leave this room.

435
00:17:29,722 --> 00:17:31,927
But I got surgery.

436
00:17:39,991 --> 00:17:41,172
Missed you.

437
00:17:41,197 --> 00:17:42,937
Ah!

438
00:17:58,825 --> 00:18:00,688
Hmm, whatever.

439
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:01,832
- Missed you again.
- Aah!

440
00:18:01,857 --> 00:18:03,731
- Oh, my God, hi.
- What's this?

441
00:18:03,756 --> 00:18:05,323
Nothing. It's my stupid bullet journal.

442
00:18:05,348 --> 00:18:06,884
I don't know. Audrey
Gelman was doing it.

443
00:18:06,909 --> 00:18:08,684
It doesn't even... I don't
really even get it.

444
00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:10,006
You've been grading me?

445
00:18:10,376 --> 00:18:12,999
It's nothing. Honestly, Max,
it doesn't mean anything.

446
00:18:13,024 --> 00:18:14,612
It's just a silly, neurotic exercise.

447
00:18:14,637 --> 00:18:16,041
Look at all these red dots.

448
00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:16,957
You've been miserable

449
00:18:16,982 --> 00:18:18,832
and re... repulsed!

450
00:18:18,902 --> 00:18:20,179
I repulse you?

451
00:18:20,204 --> 00:18:22,527
No. No, you... no.

452
00:18:22,552 --> 00:18:25,147
Okay, listen, this is about me.
Okay, this is not about you.

453
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,982
That's what people say when
they want to break up.

454
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,443
Well, you said that, not me.

455
00:18:33,468 --> 00:18:35,699
Got ya.

456
00:18:45,748 --> 00:18:47,285
Oh.

457
00:18:51,972 --> 00:18:54,204
Wow, it's so beautiful.

458
00:18:54,229 --> 00:18:55,066
Oh, thanks.

459
00:18:55,091 --> 00:18:56,594
And very unique.

460
00:18:56,619 --> 00:18:58,303
Yeah, a lot of the new
buildings around here,

461
00:18:58,328 --> 00:19:00,190
they're like shiny hotels.

462
00:19:00,215 --> 00:19:01,437
- Ha.
- I wanted to do something

463
00:19:01,462 --> 00:19:03,519
a little more old-school.

464
00:19:03,639 --> 00:19:06,274
You know, that's more my style.

465
00:19:09,745 --> 00:19:12,226
This bedroom's a little
big for its britches.

466
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,886
Yeah.

467
00:19:13,912 --> 00:19:16,551
No, sometimes when I'm too tired
to drive back to Connecticut,

468
00:19:16,576 --> 00:19:18,010
I just crash here.

469
00:19:18,035 --> 00:19:21,675
Plus, the view is not too bad.

470
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,805
Ooh, the old pencil factory.

471
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,097
No, no, no, no, you got
to be at the right angle.

472
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,559
Come here.

473
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,997
Trust me.

474
00:19:30,021 --> 00:19:32,632
Can you see it?

475
00:19:32,657 --> 00:19:35,361
- Uh, almost.
- Almost.

476
00:19:35,461 --> 00:19:37,220
- Oh!
- Aah!

477
00:19:37,245 --> 00:19:39,248
Oh, my goodness.

478
00:19:40,685 --> 00:19:43,029
Did you mean to do that?

479
00:19:43,054 --> 00:19:44,276
Nah.

480
00:19:44,301 --> 00:19:45,685
Yeah.

481
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,865
Did you mean to do that?

482
00:20:07,578 --> 00:20:09,319
I'm not even really cold.

483
00:20:09,344 --> 00:20:12,045
I just really like this jacket.

484
00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:14,564
Exactly how much is your
clothing allowance?

485
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,091
Now, that is so sexist.

486
00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:17,602
You would never ask a
woman that question.

487
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,451
I had fun tonight.

488
00:20:21,476 --> 00:20:22,547
You sound surprised.

489
00:20:22,572 --> 00:20:24,635
Not surprised. Staggered.

490
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:25,946
Shocked, stunned.

491
00:20:25,971 --> 00:20:27,624
Oh, stop flattering me.

492
00:20:30,038 --> 00:20:32,249
I'm this way.

493
00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:36,906
Let me call you and my jacket a lift.

494
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,176
Oh, no, here.

495
00:20:38,201 --> 00:20:39,499
I'll get it next time.

496
00:20:39,808 --> 00:20:41,431
Next time?

497
00:20:41,456 --> 00:20:42,398
You went a whole night

498
00:20:42,423 --> 00:20:44,226
without trying to ruin
me professionally.

499
00:20:44,251 --> 00:20:46,454
You win another date.

500
00:20:47,173 --> 00:20:49,875
If you'd like to, I mean.

501
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,787
I'd like to.

502
00:20:51,812 --> 00:20:54,756
All right, let me get you a car.

503
00:20:55,062 --> 00:20:57,914
You know, "Esquire" was
right about one thing.

504
00:20:58,021 --> 00:20:59,887
You are a gentleman.

505
00:20:59,912 --> 00:21:01,889
I can get my own car.

506
00:21:01,914 --> 00:21:04,389
All right.

507
00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:09,795
Good night.

508
00:21:11,486 --> 00:21:15,175
Try not to be so obvious
watching me walk away this time.

509
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,093
If I can be a gentleman,
you can try to be a lady.

510
00:21:22,737 --> 00:21:24,410
Go.

511
00:21:25,944 --> 00:21:28,263
_

512
00:21:28,717 --> 00:21:32,350
_

513
00:21:45,282 --> 00:21:46,973
What?

514
00:21:47,010 --> 00:21:48,793
Come on, are you sure you're over 40?

515
00:21:48,818 --> 00:21:50,534
'Cause last night sitting in
the bar, I could have sworn

516
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,615
you and your friends were
just giggly young girls.

517
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,864
It's just the perks of a pink dress.

518
00:21:54,889 --> 00:21:57,152
Well, you're not wearing anything now.

519
00:21:57,177 --> 00:21:58,208
Hmm.

520
00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,697
Mm.

521
00:22:02,252 --> 00:22:05,021
Come here.

522
00:22:15,864 --> 00:22:17,920
Can you keep a secret?

523
00:22:18,484 --> 00:22:20,021
I can try.

524
00:22:20,046 --> 00:22:21,989
Okay.

525
00:22:22,444 --> 00:22:24,719
I don't usually tell people this, but...

526
00:22:25,063 --> 00:22:27,899
at work, my bosses think I'm 27.

527
00:22:27,924 --> 00:22:30,325
And why do they think that?

528
00:22:30,576 --> 00:22:31,920
Because it's what I told them.

529
00:22:31,944 --> 00:22:33,847
Hmm, interesting.

530
00:22:33,872 --> 00:22:35,865
That and your youthful beauty.

531
00:22:35,890 --> 00:22:37,036
No.

532
00:22:37,513 --> 00:22:39,911
That was the only way
I could get a job...

533
00:22:39,936 --> 00:22:41,821
lying about my age.

534
00:22:42,021 --> 00:22:44,298
Now everyone at work
thinks I'm a millennial

535
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:46,497
instead of a... almost-divorced mother

536
00:22:46,522 --> 00:22:48,458
of a college student.

537
00:22:48,690 --> 00:22:50,399
"Almost-divorced"?

538
00:22:50,424 --> 00:22:51,998
It's...

539
00:22:52,023 --> 00:22:53,169
Long story.

540
00:22:53,194 --> 00:22:55,107
It's all over but the paperwork.

541
00:22:55,201 --> 00:22:56,343
Yeah, if you say so.

542
00:22:56,368 --> 00:22:58,151
No, I'm serious, we're done.

543
00:22:58,176 --> 00:23:00,004
No, I believe you.

544
00:23:00,029 --> 00:23:02,923
Besides, it would be hypocritical of me

545
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:04,429
to be upset.

546
00:23:05,724 --> 00:23:07,255
You're married?

547
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,529
You're married.

548
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,295
Mine's over. Is yours over?

549
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,352
Uh...

550
00:23:12,377 --> 00:23:14,684
Oh, my God, please tell
me you don't have kids.

551
00:23:14,709 --> 00:23:15,931
What?

552
00:23:15,956 --> 00:23:17,935
I don't see what the big deal is.

553
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:21,525
You're 27 at work, and
I'm single in New York.

554
00:23:33,567 --> 00:23:35,474
Hey, what's going on?

555
00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:37,797
Oh, we needed a girls' night.

556
00:23:37,822 --> 00:23:39,083
How was your date?

557
00:23:39,108 --> 00:23:41,047
Ugh, I don't want to talk about it.

558
00:23:41,072 --> 00:23:42,735
Oh.

559
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,176
Lauren, are you okay?

560
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,183
She doesn't want to
talk about it either.

561
00:23:53,740 --> 00:23:56,599
You know what? We'll get
back to reality tomorrow.

562
00:23:56,624 --> 00:23:58,647
Come on, sit, we're gonna
watch "The Crown."

563
00:24:24,073 --> 00:24:26,073
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