1 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:16,920 This programme contains very strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,440 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 3 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:37,440 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 4 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:38,520 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 5 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,280 Throw away the pumpkins, put out the fireworks, 6 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,720 and try to remember where you put the Christmas decorations. 7 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:50,520 It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for The Last Leg! 8 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 9 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,080 Tonight on the show, we need to talk about the Home Secretary. 10 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,520 We'll discuss the John Lewis Christmas ad. 11 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:01,080 And we'll do our best to find some light in a dark week. 12 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:04,440 Plus, we'll be joined by comedians Desiree Burch and Jon Richardson. 13 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:09,960 On the show that does its best to bring people together. 14 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:24,560 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 15 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:30,160 G'day! 16 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,200 We're back! 17 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,640 G'day! 18 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,600 I'm Adam Hills, welcome to The Last Leg, 19 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,240 the show that heard Carol Vorderman quit her job and wondered 20 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:40,040 if she had to fill out a consonant, followed by a number 21 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,160 and another number. 22 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,280 With me, as always, are the pride of Dartmoor, 23 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,360 Josh Widdicombe, 24 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,000 and the man who didn't watch the King's Speech this week 25 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:53,240 cos he's already seen the movie, Alex Brooker. 26 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:59,640 A lot has happened to us in the weeks since we last saw you. 27 00:01:59,640 --> 00:01:59,920 If 28 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,000 I was awarded an honorary doctorate 29 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,440 from the University of Chester last week. 30 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:12,080 from the University of Chester last week. 31 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:16,800 full-size, 32 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:17,040 full-size, fake 33 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:17,280 full-size, fake leg, 34 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:17,520 full-size, fake leg, fake 35 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:17,760 full-size, fake leg, fake degree, 36 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:18,120 full-size, fake leg, fake degree, I 37 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:18,360 full-size, fake leg, fake degree, I love 38 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,000 full-size, fake leg, fake degree, I love it! 39 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:21,400 full-size, fake leg, fake degree, I love it! Your 40 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:21,720 full-size, fake leg, fake degree, I love it! Your country 41 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:22,080 full-size, fake leg, fake degree, I love it! Your country is 42 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:22,360 full-size, fake leg, fake degree, I love it! Your country is so 43 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:22,640 love it! Your country is so desperate 44 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:22,800 love it! Your country is so desperate for 45 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:23,320 love it! Your country is so desperate for doctors, 46 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:23,560 love it! Your country is so desperate for doctors, they 47 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:23,680 love it! Your country is so desperate for doctors, they are 48 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:24,120 desperate for doctors, they are giving 49 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:24,240 desperate for doctors, they are giving them 50 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:24,600 desperate for doctors, they are giving them to 51 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,800 desperate for doctors, they are giving them to comedians! 52 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:27,160 desperate for doctors, they are giving them to comedians! Doctor 53 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:27,440 desperate for doctors, they are giving them to comedians! Doctor of 54 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:27,720 giving them to comedians! Doctor of letters? 55 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:27,840 giving them to comedians! Doctor of letters? You 56 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:28,280 giving them to comedians! Doctor of letters? You didn't 57 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:28,400 giving them to comedians! Doctor of letters? You didn't tell 58 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:28,960 giving them to comedians! Doctor of letters? You didn't tell me 59 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:29,240 giving them to comedians! Doctor of letters? You didn't tell me that 60 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:29,400 letters? You didn't tell me that when 61 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:29,760 letters? You didn't tell me that when you 62 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:30,280 letters? You didn't tell me that when you gave 63 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:30,880 letters? You didn't tell me that when you gave me 64 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:31,120 letters? You didn't tell me that when you gave me a 65 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:31,680 letters? You didn't tell me that when you gave me a prostate 66 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:31,920 letters? You didn't tell me that when you gave me a prostate exam 67 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:32,160 letters? You didn't tell me that when you gave me a prostate exam on 68 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,680 when you gave me a prostate exam on Wednesday! 69 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:34,040 when you gave me a prostate exam on Wednesday! Well, 70 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:34,160 when you gave me a prostate exam on Wednesday! Well, I 71 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:34,520 when you gave me a prostate exam on Wednesday! Well, I started 72 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:34,800 when you gave me a prostate exam on Wednesday! Well, I started with 73 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:41,200 Wednesday! Well, I started with A:..! 74 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:41,440 Wednesday! Well, I started with A:..! Dr 75 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:41,800 Wednesday! Well, I started with A:..! Dr Hillsy 76 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:41,920 Wednesday! Well, I started with A:..! Dr Hillsy sounds 77 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:42,160 Wednesday! Well, I started with A:..! Dr Hillsy sounds like 78 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:43,800 Wednesday! Well, I started with A:..! Dr Hillsy sounds like the 79 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:44,760 A:..! Dr Hillsy sounds like the doctor 80 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:45,000 A:..! Dr Hillsy sounds like the doctor on 81 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:45,600 A:..! Dr Hillsy sounds like the doctor on Australian 82 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:45,840 A:..! Dr Hillsy sounds like the doctor on Australian breakfast 83 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:46,240 A:..! Dr Hillsy sounds like the doctor on Australian breakfast TV, 84 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:46,400 doctor on Australian breakfast TV, fucking 85 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:46,640 doctor on Australian breakfast TV, fucking walk 86 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:46,880 doctor on Australian breakfast TV, fucking walk it 87 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:47,240 doctor on Australian breakfast TV, fucking walk it off 88 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:47,480 doctor on Australian breakfast TV, fucking walk it off every 89 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,920 doctor on Australian breakfast TV, fucking walk it off every time! 90 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,560 I'm now Josh's second favourite Australian doctor, 91 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,640 behind Dr Karl Kennedy. 92 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:56,920 Here's a photo of me with the Deputy Mayor of Chester. 93 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:57,680 You 94 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:57,840 You look 95 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:58,200 You look so 96 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:58,480 You look so happy 97 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:58,640 You look so happy like 98 00:02:58,640 --> 00:02:59,160 You look so happy like that 99 00:02:59,160 --> 00:02:59,760 You look so happy like that hat 100 00:02:59,760 --> 00:02:59,880 You look so happy like that hat has 101 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:00,240 You look so happy like that hat has just 102 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:00,360 You look so happy like that hat has just sorted 103 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:00,720 You look so happy like that hat has just sorted you 104 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:00,960 You look so happy like that hat has just sorted you into 105 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,760 You look so happy like that hat has just sorted you into Griffindor. 106 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:03,720 You look so happy like that hat has just sorted you into Griffindor. I 107 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:04,160 just sorted you into Griffindor. I know 108 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:04,760 just sorted you into Griffindor. I know Chester 109 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:05,000 just sorted you into Griffindor. I know Chester is 110 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:05,280 just sorted you into Griffindor. I know Chester is an 111 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:05,680 just sorted you into Griffindor. I know Chester is an historic 112 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:05,920 just sorted you into Griffindor. I know Chester is an historic city, 113 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:06,360 know Chester is an historic city, but 114 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:06,600 know Chester is an historic city, but is 115 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:06,840 know Chester is an historic city, but is the 116 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:07,080 know Chester is an historic city, but is the deputy 117 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:07,320 know Chester is an historic city, but is the deputy mayor 118 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:07,440 know Chester is an historic city, but is the deputy mayor a 119 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:08,720 know Chester is an historic city, but is the deputy mayor a pirate? 120 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:09,800 My speech was basically, 121 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:14,680 "Do what you love, work really hard and don't be a dick." 122 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:15,080 I 123 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:15,800 I was 124 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:15,920 I was given 125 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:16,680 I was given a 126 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:16,960 I was given a fellowship 127 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:17,320 I was given a fellowship at 128 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:17,560 I was given a fellowship at my 129 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,120 I was given a fellowship at my old 130 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:18,360 I was given a fellowship at my old university, 131 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:18,480 I was given a fellowship at my old university, they 132 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:18,960 I was given a fellowship at my old university, they said, 133 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:19,080 I was given a fellowship at my old university, they said, gave 134 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:19,480 I was given a fellowship at my old university, they said, gave the 135 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:19,760 university, they said, gave the students 136 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:20,080 university, they said, gave the students the 137 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:20,320 university, they said, gave the students the advice 138 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:20,560 university, they said, gave the students the advice you 139 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:20,880 university, they said, gave the students the advice you would 140 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:21,120 university, they said, gave the students the advice you would like 141 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:21,560 students the advice you would like to 142 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:21,680 students the advice you would like to have 143 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:21,960 students the advice you would like to have had, 144 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:22,640 students the advice you would like to have had, so 145 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:22,760 students the advice you would like to have had, so I 146 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:23,120 students the advice you would like to have had, so I said 147 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:23,240 students the advice you would like to have had, so I said to 148 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:23,600 students the advice you would like to have had, so I said to them, 149 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:24,240 students the advice you would like to have had, so I said to them, the 150 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:24,400 to have had, so I said to them, the advice 151 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,120 to have had, so I said to them, the advice I 152 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:26,680 to have had, so I said to them, the advice I give 153 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:27,040 to have had, so I said to them, the advice I give you 154 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:27,280 to have had, so I said to them, the advice I give you this 155 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:27,560 to have had, so I said to them, the advice I give you this basically 156 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:27,720 advice I give you this basically always 157 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:28,080 advice I give you this basically always know 158 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:28,200 advice I give you this basically always know where 159 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:28,560 advice I give you this basically always know where your 160 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:28,800 advice I give you this basically always know where your legs 161 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:29,200 advice I give you this basically always know where your legs are 162 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:29,360 always know where your legs are after 163 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:29,760 always know where your legs are after a 164 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:30,000 always know where your legs are after a one 165 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:30,360 always know where your legs are after a one night 166 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:30,800 always know where your legs are after a one night stand. 167 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:35,240 after a one night stand. LAUGHTER 168 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,080 Got 169 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:41,320 Got to 170 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:41,800 Got to know! 171 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:42,040 Got to know! Even 172 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:42,280 Got to know! Even they 173 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:42,400 Got to know! Even they would 174 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:42,760 Got to know! Even they would stand 175 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:43,000 Got to know! Even they would stand doesn't 176 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:43,120 Got to know! Even they would stand doesn't feel 177 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:48,720 Got to know! Even they would stand doesn't feel appropriate! 178 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:49,200 Got to know! Even they would stand doesn't feel appropriate! Alex 179 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:49,720 Got to know! Even they would stand doesn't feel appropriate! Alex also 180 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:50,040 doesn't feel appropriate! Alex also had 181 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:50,280 doesn't feel appropriate! Alex also had really 182 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:50,640 doesn't feel appropriate! Alex also had really big 183 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:51,840 doesn't feel appropriate! Alex also had really big news. 184 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:51,960 doesn't feel appropriate! Alex also had really big news. Massive 185 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:52,360 doesn't feel appropriate! Alex also had really big news. Massive news, 186 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:52,680 had really big news. Massive news, got 187 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:53,040 had really big news. Massive news, got a 188 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:53,640 had really big news. Massive news, got a selfie 189 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:53,880 had really big news. Massive news, got a selfie with 190 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:54,120 had really big news. Massive news, got a selfie with a 191 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:54,360 had really big news. Massive news, got a selfie with a stingray, 192 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:54,720 had really big news. Massive news, got a selfie with a stingray, have 193 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:54,840 had really big news. Massive news, got a selfie with a stingray, have a 194 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:55,280 got a selfie with a stingray, have a look 195 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:55,400 got a selfie with a stingray, have a look at 196 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:59,360 got a selfie with a stingray, have a look at this! 197 00:03:59,360 --> 00:03:59,600 got a selfie with a stingray, have a look at this! Forget 198 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,760 got a selfie with a stingray, have a look at this! Forget the 199 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:02,200 got a selfie with a stingray, have a look at this! Forget the Oscars 200 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:02,640 look at this! Forget the Oscars selfie, 201 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:02,880 look at this! Forget the Oscars selfie, he 202 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:03,120 look at this! Forget the Oscars selfie, he doesn't 203 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:03,360 look at this! Forget the Oscars selfie, he doesn't smile 204 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:03,600 look at this! Forget the Oscars selfie, he doesn't smile like 205 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:03,720 look at this! Forget the Oscars selfie, he doesn't smile like that 206 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:04,040 selfie, he doesn't smile like that for 207 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:04,840 selfie, he doesn't smile like that for everyone! 208 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,120 selfie, he doesn't smile like that for everyone! It 209 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,160 selfie, he doesn't smile like that for everyone! It looks 210 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:06,400 selfie, he doesn't smile like that for everyone! It looks like 211 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:06,640 selfie, he doesn't smile like that for everyone! It looks like you 212 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:07,240 selfie, he doesn't smile like that for everyone! It looks like you are 213 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:07,520 for everyone! It looks like you are visiting 214 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:07,760 for everyone! It looks like you are visiting him 215 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:08,000 for everyone! It looks like you are visiting him in 216 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:08,240 for everyone! It looks like you are visiting him in prison. 217 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:08,800 for everyone! It looks like you are visiting him in prison. I 218 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:08,920 for everyone! It looks like you are visiting him in prison. I didn't 219 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:09,440 for everyone! It looks like you are visiting him in prison. I didn't do 220 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:09,760 visiting him in prison. I didn't do it, 221 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:10,120 visiting him in prison. I didn't do it, I 222 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:10,400 visiting him in prison. I didn't do it, I was 223 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:10,520 visiting him in prison. I didn't do it, I was frightened, 224 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:10,800 visiting him in prison. I didn't do it, I was frightened, I 225 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:11,280 visiting him in prison. I didn't do it, I was frightened, I was 226 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,400 visiting him in prison. I didn't do it, I was frightened, I was now 227 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,640 visiting him in prison. I didn't do it, I was frightened, I was now when 228 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:13,800 it, I was frightened, I was now when the 229 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:14,160 it, I was frightened, I was now when the Steve 230 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:14,280 it, I was frightened, I was now when the Steve Irwin! 231 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:14,520 it, I was frightened, I was now when the Steve Irwin! Oh, 232 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:14,880 it, I was frightened, I was now when the Steve Irwin! Oh, come 233 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,400 it, I was frightened, I was now when the Steve Irwin! Oh, come on! 234 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:17,640 it, I was frightened, I was now when the Steve Irwin! Oh, come on! If 235 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:18,520 it, I was frightened, I was now when the Steve Irwin! Oh, come on! If you 236 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:18,880 the Steve Irwin! Oh, come on! If you flip 237 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:19,000 the Steve Irwin! Oh, come on! If you flip my 238 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:19,680 the Steve Irwin! Oh, come on! If you flip my photo 239 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:20,400 the Steve Irwin! Oh, come on! If you flip my photo with 240 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:20,760 the Steve Irwin! Oh, come on! If you flip my photo with the 241 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,320 the Steve Irwin! Oh, come on! If you flip my photo with the deputy 242 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:21,600 the Steve Irwin! Oh, come on! If you flip my photo with the deputy mayor, 243 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:22,040 flip my photo with the deputy mayor, her 244 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:22,280 flip my photo with the deputy mayor, her triangular 245 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:22,400 flip my photo with the deputy mayor, her triangular hat 246 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:22,640 flip my photo with the deputy mayor, her triangular hat makes 247 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:22,880 flip my photo with the deputy mayor, her triangular hat makes those 248 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:23,120 flip my photo with the deputy mayor, her triangular hat makes those look 249 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:23,560 her triangular hat makes those look really 250 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:29,960 her triangular hat makes those look really similar. 251 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:30,200 her triangular hat makes those look really similar. Look 252 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:30,560 her triangular hat makes those look really similar. Look at 253 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:30,800 her triangular hat makes those look really similar. Look at his 254 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:30,920 her triangular hat makes those look really similar. Look at his face! 255 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:31,320 her triangular hat makes those look really similar. Look at his face! I 256 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:31,480 really similar. Look at his face! I think 257 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:31,720 really similar. Look at his face! I think he 258 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:31,960 really similar. Look at his face! I think he genuinely 259 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:32,200 really similar. Look at his face! I think he genuinely thought 260 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:32,560 really similar. Look at his face! I think he genuinely thought I 261 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:32,800 really similar. Look at his face! I think he genuinely thought I was 262 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:33,080 really similar. Look at his face! I think he genuinely thought I was a 263 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,120 think he genuinely thought I was a crab. 264 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:36,240 think he genuinely thought I was a crab. He 265 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:36,600 think he genuinely thought I was a crab. He is 266 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:36,720 think he genuinely thought I was a crab. He is going, 267 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:36,960 think he genuinely thought I was a crab. He is going, do 268 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:37,200 think he genuinely thought I was a crab. He is going, do I 269 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:37,680 think he genuinely thought I was a crab. He is going, do I recognise 270 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:37,960 crab. He is going, do I recognise you 271 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:38,400 crab. He is going, do I recognise you from 272 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:38,520 crab. He is going, do I recognise you from when 273 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:39,080 crab. He is going, do I recognise you from when you 274 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:39,200 crab. He is going, do I recognise you from when you failed 275 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:39,440 crab. He is going, do I recognise you from when you failed to 276 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:39,800 crab. He is going, do I recognise you from when you failed to swim 277 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:40,080 crab. He is going, do I recognise you from when you failed to swim the 278 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,760 you from when you failed to swim the Channel? 279 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:44,760 you from when you failed to swim the Channel? I 280 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:45,000 you from when you failed to swim the Channel? I found 281 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:45,920 you from when you failed to swim the Channel? I found out 282 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:46,160 you from when you failed to swim the Channel? I found out before 283 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:46,280 you from when you failed to swim the Channel? I found out before the 284 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:46,760 Channel? I found out before the show, 285 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:47,000 Channel? I found out before the show, though, 286 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:47,920 Channel? I found out before the show, though, even 287 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:48,040 Channel? I found out before the show, though, even bigger 288 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:48,280 Channel? I found out before the show, though, even bigger news, 289 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:48,520 Channel? I found out before the show, though, even bigger news, that 290 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:48,960 show, though, even bigger news, that stingray 291 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:49,280 show, though, even bigger news, that stingray has 292 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:49,680 show, though, even bigger news, that stingray has put 293 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:49,920 show, though, even bigger news, that stingray has put me 294 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:50,040 show, though, even bigger news, that stingray has put me on 295 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:50,440 show, though, even bigger news, that stingray has put me on his 296 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:50,720 stingray has put me on his Instagram, 297 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:50,960 stingray has put me on his Instagram, have 298 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:51,080 stingray has put me on his Instagram, have a 299 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:51,320 stingray has put me on his Instagram, have a look 300 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:51,680 stingray has put me on his Instagram, have a look at 301 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,640 stingray has put me on his Instagram, have a look at this! 302 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:07,040 What 303 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,640 What a 304 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:09,920 What a prick! 305 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,520 We are live, which means we can answer any questions you'd 306 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,000 like to ask about the news. 307 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,920 Send them to us @TheLastLeg and use #IsItOK. 308 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,480 For example, is it OK that the King's English and Cockney 309 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:19,760 speech are apparently dying out? 310 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,920 Is it OK that according to this interesting report 311 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:26,400 from ITV News London, this is what's replacing it? 312 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:26,800 In 313 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:27,040 In place 314 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:27,320 In place of 315 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,320 In place of Cockney, 316 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:28,560 In place of Cockney, accents 317 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:28,960 In place of Cockney, accents are 318 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:29,480 In place of Cockney, accents are evolving 319 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:29,720 In place of Cockney, accents are evolving into 320 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,480 In place of Cockney, accents are evolving into what 321 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:30,720 In place of Cockney, accents are evolving into what linguists 322 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:30,960 In place of Cockney, accents are evolving into what linguists are 323 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:31,600 evolving into what linguists are calling 324 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:31,840 evolving into what linguists are calling estuary 325 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:32,080 evolving into what linguists are calling estuary English, 326 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:32,320 evolving into what linguists are calling estuary English, like 327 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,000 evolving into what linguists are calling estuary English, like Adele. 328 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:35,480 calling estuary English, like Adele. It 329 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:35,800 calling estuary English, like Adele. It is 330 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,040 calling estuary English, like Adele. It is not 331 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:36,280 calling estuary English, like Adele. It is not free, 332 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:36,400 calling estuary English, like Adele. It is not free, three, 333 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:36,640 calling estuary English, like Adele. It is not free, three, a 334 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:36,880 calling estuary English, like Adele. It is not free, three, a bit 335 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:37,280 calling estuary English, like Adele. It is not free, three, a bit more 336 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:37,440 It is not free, three, a bit more well 337 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,880 It is not free, three, a bit more well spoken! 338 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:40,240 It is not free, three, a bit more well spoken! I 339 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:40,640 It is not free, three, a bit more well spoken! I just 340 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:40,920 It is not free, three, a bit more well spoken! I just think 341 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:41,360 It is not free, three, a bit more well spoken! I just think if 342 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:42,040 It is not free, three, a bit more well spoken! I just think if you 343 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:42,320 It is not free, three, a bit more well spoken! I just think if you do 344 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:42,600 well spoken! I just think if you do a 345 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:42,720 well spoken! I just think if you do a job, 346 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:43,080 well spoken! I just think if you do a job, you 347 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:43,280 well spoken! I just think if you do a job, you should 348 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:43,720 well spoken! I just think if you do a job, you should do 349 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:43,960 well spoken! I just think if you do a job, you should do the 350 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:44,080 well spoken! I just think if you do a job, you should do the whole 351 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:44,320 well spoken! I just think if you do a job, you should do the whole thing 352 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:44,760 a job, you should do the whole thing the 353 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:44,880 a job, you should do the whole thing the most 354 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:45,240 a job, you should do the whole thing the most popular 355 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,360 a job, you should do the whole thing the most popular standard 356 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:48,000 a job, you should do the whole thing the most popular standard southern 357 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:48,280 the most popular standard southern British 358 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:48,400 the most popular standard southern British English, 359 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:48,640 the most popular standard southern British English, as 360 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,000 the most popular standard southern British English, as are 361 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:49,240 the most popular standard southern British English, as are spoken 362 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:49,520 the most popular standard southern British English, as are spoken by 363 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:49,680 British English, as are spoken by Josh 364 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,600 British English, as are spoken by Josh Widdicombe. 365 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:51,840 British English, as are spoken by Josh Widdicombe. I 366 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:52,440 British English, as are spoken by Josh Widdicombe. I am 367 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:52,800 British English, as are spoken by Josh Widdicombe. I am going 368 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:53,040 British English, as are spoken by Josh Widdicombe. I am going to 369 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:53,320 British English, as are spoken by Josh Widdicombe. I am going to be 370 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:53,600 Josh Widdicombe. I am going to be honest 371 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:53,720 Josh Widdicombe. I am going to be honest with 372 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:54,080 Josh Widdicombe. I am going to be honest with you, 373 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:54,200 Josh Widdicombe. I am going to be honest with you, we 374 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:54,560 Josh Widdicombe. I am going to be honest with you, we have 375 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:54,680 Josh Widdicombe. I am going to be honest with you, we have had 376 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:55,040 Josh Widdicombe. I am going to be honest with you, we have had a 377 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:55,160 Josh Widdicombe. I am going to be honest with you, we have had a lot 378 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:55,600 honest with you, we have had a lot happen 379 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:55,840 honest with you, we have had a lot happen in 380 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:55,960 honest with you, we have had a lot happen in this 381 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:56,200 honest with you, we have had a lot happen in this country 382 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:56,880 honest with you, we have had a lot happen in this country over 383 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:57,440 honest with you, we have had a lot happen in this country over the 384 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:57,720 honest with you, we have had a lot happen in this country over the last 385 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:57,880 happen in this country over the last few 386 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:58,240 happen in this country over the last few years, 387 00:05:58,240 --> 00:05:58,360 happen in this country over the last few years, Brexit, 388 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,000 happen in this country over the last few years, Brexit, Liz 389 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,040 happen in this country over the last few years, Brexit, Liz Truss, 390 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:00,320 happen in this country over the last few years, Brexit, Liz Truss, cost 391 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:00,600 few years, Brexit, Liz Truss, cost of 392 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:00,840 few years, Brexit, Liz Truss, cost of living, 393 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:01,080 few years, Brexit, Liz Truss, cost of living, but 394 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:01,320 few years, Brexit, Liz Truss, cost of living, but nothing 395 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:01,560 few years, Brexit, Liz Truss, cost of living, but nothing has 396 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:01,800 few years, Brexit, Liz Truss, cost of living, but nothing has made 397 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:02,080 few years, Brexit, Liz Truss, cost of living, but nothing has made me 398 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:02,240 of living, but nothing has made me sadder 399 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:02,480 of living, but nothing has made me sadder than 400 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:02,720 of living, but nothing has made me sadder than the 401 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:03,080 of living, but nothing has made me sadder than the idea 402 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:03,200 of living, but nothing has made me sadder than the idea that 403 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:03,560 of living, but nothing has made me sadder than the idea that a 404 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:03,680 of living, but nothing has made me sadder than the idea that a load 405 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:04,080 of living, but nothing has made me sadder than the idea that a load of 406 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:04,360 sadder than the idea that a load of people 407 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:04,480 sadder than the idea that a load of people are 408 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:04,840 sadder than the idea that a load of people are going 409 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:04,960 sadder than the idea that a load of people are going to 410 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:05,200 sadder than the idea that a load of people are going to sound 411 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:05,560 sadder than the idea that a load of people are going to sound like 412 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:06,560 sadder than the idea that a load of people are going to sound like you. 413 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:06,920 people are going to sound like you. You 414 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:07,160 people are going to sound like you. You being 415 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:07,280 people are going to sound like you. You being an 416 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:07,520 people are going to sound like you. You being an example 417 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:07,800 people are going to sound like you. You being an example of 418 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:08,040 people are going to sound like you. You being an example of spoken 419 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:08,480 You being an example of spoken English 420 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:08,720 You being an example of spoken English is 421 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:08,840 You being an example of spoken English is like 422 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:09,320 You being an example of spoken English is like me 423 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:09,560 You being an example of spoken English is like me being 424 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:09,920 You being an example of spoken English is like me being an 425 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:10,160 You being an example of spoken English is like me being an example 426 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:10,600 English is like me being an example of 427 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,120 English is like me being an example of handwriting. 428 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:13,360 English is like me being an example of handwriting. We 429 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:17,160 English is like me being an example of handwriting. We all 430 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:17,280 English is like me being an example of handwriting. We all know 431 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:17,720 English is like me being an example of handwriting. We all know how 432 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:17,880 of handwriting. We all know how evolution 433 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,720 of handwriting. We all know how evolution works 434 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:19,840 of handwriting. We all know how evolution works - 435 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:20,080 of handwriting. We all know how evolution works - the 436 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:20,320 of handwriting. We all know how evolution works - the sexiest 437 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:20,640 evolution works - the sexiest survive! 438 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:21,000 evolution works - the sexiest survive! The 439 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,520 evolution works - the sexiest survive! The standard 440 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:22,800 evolution works - the sexiest survive! The standard southern 441 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:23,080 survive! The standard southern English 442 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:23,520 survive! The standard southern English WhatsApp 443 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,040 survive! The standard southern English WhatsApp group, 444 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:24,280 survive! The standard southern English WhatsApp group, we 445 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:24,400 survive! The standard southern English WhatsApp group, we have 446 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:24,800 survive! The standard southern English WhatsApp group, we have been 447 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,560 English WhatsApp group, we have been kicking 448 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:28,800 English WhatsApp group, we have been kicking off, 449 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:29,120 English WhatsApp group, we have been kicking off, me, 450 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:29,360 English WhatsApp group, we have been kicking off, me, Zippy, 451 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:29,600 English WhatsApp group, we have been kicking off, me, Zippy, the 452 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:33,440 English WhatsApp group, we have been kicking off, me, Zippy, the Daleks! 453 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:33,880 kicking off, me, Zippy, the Daleks! So 454 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:34,000 kicking off, me, Zippy, the Daleks! So the 455 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:34,280 kicking off, me, Zippy, the Daleks! So the three 456 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:34,640 kicking off, me, Zippy, the Daleks! So the three accents 457 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:34,960 kicking off, me, Zippy, the Daleks! So the three accents are 458 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:35,280 kicking off, me, Zippy, the Daleks! So the three accents are Adele, 459 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:35,560 kicking off, me, Zippy, the Daleks! So the three accents are Adele, you 460 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:35,720 So the three accents are Adele, you all 461 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:35,960 So the three accents are Adele, you all Stormzy, 462 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:36,200 So the three accents are Adele, you all Stormzy, which 463 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:36,440 So the three accents are Adele, you all Stormzy, which is 464 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:36,680 So the three accents are Adele, you all Stormzy, which is like 465 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:37,040 So the three accents are Adele, you all Stormzy, which is like the 466 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:37,720 So the three accents are Adele, you all Stormzy, which is like the way 467 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:38,000 all Stormzy, which is like the way it 468 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:38,240 all Stormzy, which is like the way it is 469 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:38,480 all Stormzy, which is like the way it is Shag, 470 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:38,600 all Stormzy, which is like the way it is Shag, Marry, 471 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,600 all Stormzy, which is like the way it is Shag, Marry, Avoid. 472 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:40,720 all Stormzy, which is like the way it is Shag, Marry, Avoid. I 473 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:44,280 all Stormzy, which is like the way it is Shag, Marry, Avoid. I am 474 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:44,560 it is Shag, Marry, Avoid. I am shagging 475 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,080 it is Shag, Marry, Avoid. I am shagging Stormzy. 476 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,720 Before we get stuck into the news, we need to acknowledge 477 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,120 what's going on in the Middle East at the moment. 478 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:55,480 Normally, we'd try to find a funny way to demonstrate the news for you, 479 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,640 or find a little bit of light, but this time we just can't. 480 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,760 It's a complicated story about land, borders and religion 481 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,880 that I could spend an hour trying to explain 482 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,360 and still not get it right. 483 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:07,520 All I know is that when I watch the news, I'm seeing children 484 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,840 walking the streets of Gaza, crying out for their parents, 485 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:11,320 and mothers and fathers in Israel, 486 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,240 desperately pleading for the return of their children. 487 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,400 Meanwhile, we've all got Jewish friends and Arab friends 488 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,280 who now feel less safe on the streets here in the UK. 489 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:21,160 I'm pretty sure we can all agree that children shouldn't be dying. 490 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:24,040 This won't surprise you to know - we don't have a solution. 491 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:27,360 All we can say is that our hearts go out to all those affected, 492 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:28,600 both at home and abroad. 493 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,520 With tension rising around such a sensitive issue, 494 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,680 what you need is a Home Secretary with compassion, 495 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:36,400 a deft touch, and an acute sense of diplomacy. 496 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,760 Unfortunately, we've got Suella Braverman, 497 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,280 the political equivalent of a JCB 498 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:48,520 being driven by a bull on its way to a china shop. 499 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:53,160 APPLAUSE 500 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:57,160 And that bull is Suella Braverman. 501 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,480 I'm gonna say this week saw us set the record for the most amount 502 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,440 of IsItOKs about a Home Secretary. 503 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:09,920 At one point yesterday, Phillip tweeted to say... 504 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,600 #IsItOK that Suella Braverman has been sacked? 505 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,720 Or #IsItOK that Suella Braverman has not been sacked? 506 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:14,960 You pick the appropriate one. 507 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:17,360 The last few days have been dominated by the question. 508 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,520 Will she, won't she, be filling in a P45? 509 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:22,400 This came after the Home Secretary wrote an article for the Times, 510 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,800 in which she accused the Met Police of being biased, 511 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:27,440 for allowing a pro-Palestinian march to take place on Armistice Day. 512 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,080 Number Ten said they had suggested amendments 513 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,800 to the article that were not made, 514 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:38,160 and Rishi Sunak Sunak is now under pressure to sack her. 515 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:38,440 I 516 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:38,640 I just 517 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,360 I just think 518 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:39,560 I just think with 519 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:40,640 I just think with Suella 520 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:41,200 I just think with Suella Braverman, 521 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:41,440 I just think with Suella Braverman, quite 522 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:41,680 I just think with Suella Braverman, quite consistently, 523 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:42,600 I just think with Suella Braverman, quite consistently, she 524 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,200 I just think with Suella Braverman, quite consistently, she says 525 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:43,320 I just think with Suella Braverman, quite consistently, she says a 526 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:43,560 I just think with Suella Braverman, quite consistently, she says a lot 527 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:44,000 quite consistently, she says a lot of 528 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:44,120 quite consistently, she says a lot of bleach 529 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:44,640 quite consistently, she says a lot of bleach shit. 530 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:44,920 of bleach shit. If 531 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:45,200 of bleach shit. If she 532 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:45,320 of bleach shit. If she doesn't 533 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,160 of bleach shit. If she doesn't get 534 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:46,400 of bleach shit. If she doesn't get visited 535 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:46,640 of bleach shit. If she doesn't get visited by 536 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:47,040 of bleach shit. If she doesn't get visited by three 537 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:47,320 If she doesn't get visited by three ghosts 538 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:47,440 If she doesn't get visited by three ghosts this 539 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,720 If she doesn't get visited by three ghosts this Christmas... 540 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,240 ghosts this Christmas... APPLAUSE 541 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:56,840 But 542 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:57,440 But the 543 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:58,160 But the ghosts 544 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:58,280 But the ghosts of 545 00:08:58,280 --> 00:08:59,080 But the ghosts of Home 546 00:08:59,080 --> 00:08:59,440 But the ghosts of Home Secretary 547 00:08:59,440 --> 00:08:59,680 But the ghosts of Home Secretary is 548 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:00,000 But the ghosts of Home Secretary is past, 549 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,240 But the ghosts of Home Secretary is past, present 550 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:00,560 But the ghosts of Home Secretary is past, present and... 551 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:00,840 past, present and... That 552 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:01,200 past, present and... That weird 553 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,120 past, present and... That weird thing 554 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:03,480 past, present and... That weird thing is, 555 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:03,960 past, present and... That weird thing is, not 556 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:04,080 past, present and... That weird thing is, not only 557 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:04,560 past, present and... That weird thing is, not only is 558 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:04,840 past, present and... That weird thing is, not only is the 559 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:05,040 That weird thing is, not only is the pro 560 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:05,440 That weird thing is, not only is the pro Palestinian 561 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:05,800 That weird thing is, not only is the pro Palestinian marriage 562 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:06,040 That weird thing is, not only is the pro Palestinian marriage not 563 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:06,160 That weird thing is, not only is the pro Palestinian marriage not going 564 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:06,480 pro Palestinian marriage not going past 565 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,440 pro Palestinian marriage not going past the 566 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:07,560 pro Palestinian marriage not going past the Cenotaph, 567 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:07,800 pro Palestinian marriage not going past the Cenotaph, it 568 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:08,040 pro Palestinian marriage not going past the Cenotaph, it is 569 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:08,440 pro Palestinian marriage not going past the Cenotaph, it is not 570 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:08,600 past the Cenotaph, it is not happening 571 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:09,080 past the Cenotaph, it is not happening the 572 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:14,160 past the Cenotaph, it is not happening the same 573 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:14,280 past the Cenotaph, it is not happening the same day 574 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:14,520 past the Cenotaph, it is not happening the same day as 575 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,000 past the Cenotaph, it is not happening the same day as the 576 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:15,400 past the Cenotaph, it is not happening the same day as the event 577 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:15,680 happening the same day as the event at 578 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:15,920 happening the same day as the event at the 579 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:19,400 happening the same day as the event at the Cenotaph. 580 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,640 That's taking place on Sunday. 581 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,760 You can remember that it's on Sunday, because it's 582 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:23,840 called Remembrance Sunday. 583 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:27,000 Even the organisers of the event at the Cenotaph have said they want 584 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,640 the pro-Palestinian march to go ahead, as have the British Legion. 585 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,520 It puts Rishi Sunak in a tricky situation. 586 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,680 Cos there's a world where he sacks her, but then it all kicks 587 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:37,000 off over the weekend, and he looks like a fool. 588 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,960 Or he keeps her and he looks weak. 589 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:46,080 It's a psychological conundrum known as Schrodinger's twat. 590 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:46,480 Shake 591 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:46,840 Shake get 592 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:47,080 Shake get away 593 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:47,440 Shake get away with 594 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:47,960 Shake get away with anything 595 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:48,160 Shake get away with anything with 596 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:48,520 Shake get away with anything with Rishi 597 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:48,760 Shake get away with anything with Rishi Sunak, 598 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:48,880 Shake get away with anything with Rishi Sunak, where 599 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:49,240 Shake get away with anything with Rishi Sunak, where basically 600 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:49,520 Shake get away with anything with Rishi Sunak, where basically one 601 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,720 Rishi Sunak, where basically one week 602 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:52,280 Rishi Sunak, where basically one week away 603 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:52,520 Rishi Sunak, where basically one week away from 604 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,240 Rishi Sunak, where basically one week away from her 605 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:53,640 Rishi Sunak, where basically one week away from her breaking 606 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:54,640 Rishi Sunak, where basically one week away from her breaking into 607 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:55,040 Rishi Sunak, where basically one week away from her breaking into his 608 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:55,800 week away from her breaking into his house, 609 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:55,920 week away from her breaking into his house, killing 610 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:56,280 week away from her breaking into his house, killing the 611 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:56,520 week away from her breaking into his house, killing the pets, 612 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:56,760 week away from her breaking into his house, killing the pets, writing 613 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:56,880 week away from her breaking into his house, killing the pets, writing in 614 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:57,200 house, killing the pets, writing in shit 615 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:57,560 house, killing the pets, writing in shit on 616 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:57,880 house, killing the pets, writing in shit on the 617 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:58,120 house, killing the pets, writing in shit on the wall 618 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:58,360 house, killing the pets, writing in shit on the wall stop 619 00:09:58,360 --> 00:09:58,640 house, killing the pets, writing in shit on the wall stop the 620 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,760 house, killing the pets, writing in shit on the wall stop the boats, 621 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:00,680 house, killing the pets, writing in shit on the wall stop the boats, and 622 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:01,120 shit on the wall stop the boats, and she 623 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:01,840 shit on the wall stop the boats, and she is 624 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:01,960 shit on the wall stop the boats, and she is promoted 625 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:02,200 shit on the wall stop the boats, and she is promoted to 626 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,000 shit on the wall stop the boats, and she is promoted to Chancellor. 627 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:03,120 shit on the wall stop the boats, and she is promoted to Chancellor. She 628 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:03,440 she is promoted to Chancellor. She is 629 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:03,800 she is promoted to Chancellor. She is bad, 630 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:04,040 she is promoted to Chancellor. She is bad, like, 631 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:04,320 she is promoted to Chancellor. She is bad, like, she 632 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:04,440 she is promoted to Chancellor. She is bad, like, she is 633 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:04,880 she is promoted to Chancellor. She is bad, like, she is not 634 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:05,240 she is promoted to Chancellor. She is bad, like, she is not doing 635 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:05,520 she is promoted to Chancellor. She is bad, like, she is not doing him 636 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:06,200 is bad, like, she is not doing him any 637 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:06,440 is bad, like, she is not doing him any favours, 638 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:06,640 is bad, like, she is not doing him any favours, she 639 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:06,880 is bad, like, she is not doing him any favours, she is 640 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:07,120 is bad, like, she is not doing him any favours, she is not 641 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:07,720 is bad, like, she is not doing him any favours, she is not doing... 642 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:08,000 is bad, like, she is not doing him any favours, she is not doing... She 643 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:08,160 any favours, she is not doing... She is 644 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:08,400 any favours, she is not doing... She is doing 645 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:08,760 any favours, she is not doing... She is doing as 646 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:09,000 any favours, she is not doing... She is doing as much 647 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:09,120 any favours, she is not doing... She is doing as much for 648 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:09,480 any favours, she is not doing... She is doing as much for the 649 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,040 any favours, she is not doing... She is doing as much for the brand 650 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:10,160 any favours, she is not doing... She is doing as much for the brand of 651 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:10,600 is doing as much for the brand of the 652 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:10,840 is doing as much for the brand of the Conservative 653 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:11,080 is doing as much for the brand of the Conservative Party 654 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:11,320 is doing as much for the brand of the Conservative Party as 655 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:11,440 is doing as much for the brand of the Conservative Party as Phillip 656 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:11,880 the Conservative Party as Phillip Schofield 657 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:12,160 the Conservative Party as Phillip Schofield was 658 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:12,520 the Conservative Party as Phillip Schofield was for 659 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,680 the Conservative Party as Phillip Schofield was for the 660 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:15,320 the Conservative Party as Phillip Schofield was for the brand 661 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:15,560 the Conservative Party as Phillip Schofield was for the brand of 662 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:15,680 the Conservative Party as Phillip Schofield was for the brand of This 663 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:22,320 Schofield was for the brand of This Morning. 664 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:22,440 Schofield was for the brand of This Morning. I'm 665 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:22,800 Schofield was for the brand of This Morning. I'm just 666 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,920 Schofield was for the brand of This Morning. I'm just saying. 667 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:25,320 Schofield was for the brand of This Morning. I'm just saying. Honestly, 668 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:25,600 Morning. I'm just saying. Honestly, he 669 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:25,840 Morning. I'm just saying. Honestly, he is 670 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:25,960 Morning. I'm just saying. Honestly, he is the 671 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:26,320 Morning. I'm just saying. Honestly, he is the only 672 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:26,560 Morning. I'm just saying. Honestly, he is the only one 673 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:26,800 Morning. I'm just saying. Honestly, he is the only one on 674 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,040 Morning. I'm just saying. Honestly, he is the only one on the 675 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:27,280 Morning. I'm just saying. Honestly, he is the only one on the show 676 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:27,560 Morning. I'm just saying. Honestly, he is the only one on the show who 677 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:27,840 he is the only one on the show who could 678 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:28,080 he is the only one on the show who could go 679 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:37,400 he is the only one on the show who could go into 680 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:37,880 -- 681 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:38,000 -- in 682 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:38,320 -- in two-footed. 683 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:38,560 -- in two-footed. Is 684 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,080 -- in two-footed. Is she 685 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:39,320 -- in two-footed. Is she trying 686 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:39,680 -- in two-footed. Is she trying to 687 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:39,800 -- in two-footed. Is she trying to be 688 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:40,040 -- in two-footed. Is she trying to be the 689 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:40,280 -- in two-footed. Is she trying to be the next 690 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:40,520 -- in two-footed. Is she trying to be the next Prime 691 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:40,760 -- in two-footed. Is she trying to be the next Prime Minister 692 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:41,560 -- in two-footed. Is she trying to be the next Prime Minister or 693 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:41,800 -- in two-footed. Is she trying to be the next Prime Minister or trying 694 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:42,120 be the next Prime Minister or trying to 695 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:42,480 be the next Prime Minister or trying to get 696 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:42,600 be the next Prime Minister or trying to get a 697 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:42,840 be the next Prime Minister or trying to get a GB 698 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:43,080 be the next Prime Minister or trying to get a GB News 699 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:43,440 be the next Prime Minister or trying to get a GB News show? 700 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:43,560 be the next Prime Minister or trying to get a GB News show? Some 701 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:43,800 be the next Prime Minister or trying to get a GB News show? Some people 702 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:44,120 to get a GB News show? Some people say 703 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:44,360 to get a GB News show? Some people say she 704 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:44,600 to get a GB News show? Some people say she is 705 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:44,960 to get a GB News show? Some people say she is trying 706 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:45,080 to get a GB News show? Some people say she is trying to 707 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:45,320 to get a GB News show? Some people say she is trying to get 708 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:45,560 to get a GB News show? Some people say she is trying to get sacked 709 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:45,960 to get a GB News show? Some people say she is trying to get sacked to 710 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:46,280 say she is trying to get sacked to advance 711 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:46,520 say she is trying to get sacked to advance her 712 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:46,760 say she is trying to get sacked to advance her career, 713 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:47,120 say she is trying to get sacked to advance her career, has 714 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:47,240 say she is trying to get sacked to advance her career, has anyone 715 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,280 say she is trying to get sacked to advance her career, has anyone ever 716 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:48,720 advance her career, has anyone ever wondered 717 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:48,840 advance her career, has anyone ever wondered why 718 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:49,200 advance her career, has anyone ever wondered why she 719 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:49,320 advance her career, has anyone ever wondered why she might 720 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:49,560 advance her career, has anyone ever wondered why she might just 721 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:49,920 advance her career, has anyone ever wondered why she might just be 722 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:50,040 advance her career, has anyone ever wondered why she might just be a 723 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:50,360 wondered why she might just be a little 724 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:50,600 wondered why she might just be a little bit 725 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:56,520 wondered why she might just be a little bit of 726 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:56,760 wondered why she might just be a little bit of an 727 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,120 wondered why she might just be a little bit of an arsehole?! 728 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:02,440 If Suella Braverman had her own TV show, what should it be called? 729 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:07,800 Tweet us at The Last Leg. 730 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:17,800 #HomelessUnderTheHammer 731 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:28,480 #GreedyChildrenInNeed? 732 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:28,720 Naef 733 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:28,960 Naef are 734 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:29,200 Naef are right 735 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:29,440 Naef are right on 736 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:29,680 Naef are right on the 737 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:30,320 Naef are right on the night? 738 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,720 This all comes off the back of the Home Secretary 739 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,560 proposing a ban on tents used by homeless people, as she called 740 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:39,800 homelessness a "lifestyle choice". 741 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:39,920 She 742 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:40,440 She has 743 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:40,680 She has ruined 744 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:40,920 She has ruined our 745 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:41,320 She has ruined our deck 746 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:41,680 She has ruined our deck of 747 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:41,800 She has ruined our deck of the 748 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:42,040 She has ruined our deck of the year 749 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:45,720 She has ruined our deck of the year competition. 750 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:45,960 She has ruined our deck of the year competition. Justin 751 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:46,200 She has ruined our deck of the year competition. Justin Timberlake 752 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:46,440 She has ruined our deck of the year competition. Justin Timberlake is 753 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:46,880 competition. Justin Timberlake is breathing 754 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:47,000 competition. Justin Timberlake is breathing a 755 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:47,240 competition. Justin Timberlake is breathing a sigh 756 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:47,480 competition. Justin Timberlake is breathing a sigh of 757 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,480 competition. Justin Timberlake is breathing a sigh of relief! 758 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:48,840 competition. Justin Timberlake is breathing a sigh of relief! You 759 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:48,960 competition. Justin Timberlake is breathing a sigh of relief! You wash 760 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:49,280 breathing a sigh of relief! You wash your 761 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:49,640 breathing a sigh of relief! You wash your mouth 762 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:52,320 breathing a sigh of relief! You wash your mouth out! 763 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:52,760 breathing a sigh of relief! You wash your mouth out! You 764 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:53,000 breathing a sigh of relief! You wash your mouth out! You take 765 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:53,440 breathing a sigh of relief! You wash your mouth out! You take his 766 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:53,840 breathing a sigh of relief! You wash your mouth out! You take his wife's 767 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:54,120 your mouth out! You take his wife's name 768 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:54,360 your mouth out! You take his wife's name out 769 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:54,480 your mouth out! You take his wife's name out of 770 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:54,720 your mouth out! You take his wife's name out of your 771 00:11:54,720 --> 00:12:02,040 your mouth out! You take his wife's name out of your mouth! 772 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:02,160 your mouth out! You take his wife's name out of your mouth! Is 773 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:02,400 your mouth out! You take his wife's name out of your mouth! Is she 774 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:02,840 name out of your mouth! Is she watching 775 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:03,600 name out of your mouth! Is she watching by 776 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:03,720 name out of your mouth! Is she watching by covering 777 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:04,080 name out of your mouth! Is she watching by covering the 778 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:04,240 name out of your mouth! Is she watching by covering the tent, 779 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:04,680 watching by covering the tent, going, 780 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:04,800 watching by covering the tent, going, this 781 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:05,040 watching by covering the tent, going, this is 782 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:08,640 watching by covering the tent, going, this is unbelievable?! 783 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,520 It's like Suella Braverman has had a right-wing makeover and has become 784 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:15,000 every Daily Mail reader rolled into one. 785 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:15,240 The 786 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:15,720 The best 787 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:15,960 The best way 788 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:16,240 The best way to 789 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:16,480 The best way to treat 790 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:16,960 The best way to treat us 791 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:17,200 The best way to treat us like 792 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:17,440 The best way to treat us like an 793 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:17,680 The best way to treat us like an outspoken 794 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,080 The best way to treat us like an outspoken elderly 795 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:18,440 The best way to treat us like an outspoken elderly relative 796 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:18,560 The best way to treat us like an outspoken elderly relative on 797 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:18,880 outspoken elderly relative on Christmas 798 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:19,280 outspoken elderly relative on Christmas Day, 799 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:19,400 outspoken elderly relative on Christmas Day, keep 800 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:19,640 outspoken elderly relative on Christmas Day, keep your 801 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:19,880 outspoken elderly relative on Christmas Day, keep your mouth 802 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:20,120 outspoken elderly relative on Christmas Day, keep your mouth shut 803 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:20,480 Christmas Day, keep your mouth shut and 804 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:20,920 Christmas Day, keep your mouth shut and hope 805 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:21,480 Christmas Day, keep your mouth shut and hope she 806 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:21,720 Christmas Day, keep your mouth shut and hope she has 807 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:21,960 Christmas Day, keep your mouth shut and hope she has gone 808 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:22,560 Christmas Day, keep your mouth shut and hope she has gone soon. 809 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:22,800 Christmas Day, keep your mouth shut and hope she has gone soon. This 810 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:23,120 and hope she has gone soon. This photo 811 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:23,480 and hope she has gone soon. This photo captures 812 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:23,600 and hope she has gone soon. This photo captures how 813 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,120 and hope she has gone soon. This photo captures how her 814 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:24,360 and hope she has gone soon. This photo captures how her approach 815 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:24,480 and hope she has gone soon. This photo captures how her approach to 816 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:24,800 photo captures how her approach to canines 817 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:25,040 photo captures how her approach to canines is 818 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:25,280 photo captures how her approach to canines is the 819 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:25,520 photo captures how her approach to canines is the same 820 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:25,760 photo captures how her approach to canines is the same as 821 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:26,000 photo captures how her approach to canines is the same as it 822 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:26,240 photo captures how her approach to canines is the same as it is 823 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:26,480 photo captures how her approach to canines is the same as it is to 824 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:31,440 canines is the same as it is to humans. 825 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:31,800 canines is the same as it is to humans. Zoom 826 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:32,560 canines is the same as it is to humans. Zoom in. 827 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:33,120 canines is the same as it is to humans. Zoom in. The 828 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,160 canines is the same as it is to humans. Zoom in. The thing 829 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:34,400 canines is the same as it is to humans. Zoom in. The thing is, 830 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:34,520 canines is the same as it is to humans. Zoom in. The thing is, dogs 831 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:34,960 humans. Zoom in. The thing is, dogs are 832 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:35,080 humans. Zoom in. The thing is, dogs are a 833 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:35,440 humans. Zoom in. The thing is, dogs are a lifestyle 834 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:35,560 humans. Zoom in. The thing is, dogs are a lifestyle choice! 835 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:35,800 humans. Zoom in. The thing is, dogs are a lifestyle choice! It 836 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,040 humans. Zoom in. The thing is, dogs are a lifestyle choice! It makes 837 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:36,280 humans. Zoom in. The thing is, dogs are a lifestyle choice! It makes it 838 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:36,600 are a lifestyle choice! It makes it even 839 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:36,880 are a lifestyle choice! It makes it even worse, 840 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:37,120 are a lifestyle choice! It makes it even worse, that 841 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:37,360 are a lifestyle choice! It makes it even worse, that I 842 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:37,680 are a lifestyle choice! It makes it even worse, that I was 843 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:37,920 are a lifestyle choice! It makes it even worse, that I was only 844 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:38,320 are a lifestyle choice! It makes it even worse, that I was only blind 845 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:38,480 even worse, that I was only blind because 846 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:38,720 even worse, that I was only blind because she 847 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:38,960 even worse, that I was only blind because she poked 848 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:39,200 even worse, that I was only blind because she poked him 849 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:39,440 even worse, that I was only blind because she poked him in 850 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:39,680 even worse, that I was only blind because she poked him in the 851 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,520 even worse, that I was only blind because she poked him in the eyes! 852 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:41,840 because she poked him in the eyes! -- 853 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:42,120 because she poked him in the eyes! -- that 854 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:48,640 because she poked him in the eyes! -- that die 855 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:49,160 because she poked him in the eyes! -- that die bat 856 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:49,400 because she poked him in the eyes! -- that die bat guy 857 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:49,640 because she poked him in the eyes! -- that die bat guy is 858 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:49,880 because she poked him in the eyes! -- that die bat guy is only 859 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,000 because she poked him in the eyes! -- that die bat guy is only blind. 860 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,640 While the idea of Suella Braverman having her own TV show 861 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,800 might sound ridiculous, it was revealed today Nigel Farage 862 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,680 is considering going on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. 863 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,040 I do like how that tweet censors the word "Farage" 864 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:07,160 but not "bollocks". 865 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:07,520 It's 866 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:07,640 It's a 867 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:08,160 It's a weird 868 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:08,520 It's a weird world, 869 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,280 It's a weird world, they're 870 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:09,400 It's a weird world, they're just 871 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:09,640 It's a weird world, they're just upping 872 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:09,880 It's a weird world, they're just upping the 873 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:10,400 It's a weird world, they're just upping the ante. 874 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:10,680 It's a weird world, they're just upping the ante. Last 875 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,560 It's a weird world, they're just upping the ante. Last year, 876 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:11,960 It's a weird world, they're just upping the ante. Last year, Matt 877 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:12,160 upping the ante. Last year, Matt Hancock, 878 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:12,400 upping the ante. Last year, Matt Hancock, then 879 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:12,680 upping the ante. Last year, Matt Hancock, then for 880 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:13,000 upping the ante. Last year, Matt Hancock, then for Raj, 881 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:13,240 upping the ante. Last year, Matt Hancock, then for Raj, next 882 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:13,480 upping the ante. Last year, Matt Hancock, then for Raj, next year 883 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:13,720 upping the ante. Last year, Matt Hancock, then for Raj, next year its 884 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:14,040 Hancock, then for Raj, next year its Kim 885 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:14,440 Hancock, then for Raj, next year its Kim Jong-un... 886 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:18,520 Kim Jong-un... LAUGHTER 887 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:18,840 LAUGHTER -- 888 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:19,200 LAUGHTER -- then 889 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,200 LAUGHTER -- then Farage. 890 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:20,560 LAUGHTER -- then Farage. Then 891 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:20,680 LAUGHTER -- then Farage. Then 2026, 892 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:20,920 LAUGHTER -- then Farage. Then 2026, Justin 893 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,760 -- then Farage. Then 2026, Justin Timberlake! 894 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,040 -- then Farage. Then 2026, Justin Timberlake! I 895 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:24,280 -- then Farage. Then 2026, Justin Timberlake! I worry 896 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:24,640 -- then Farage. Then 2026, Justin Timberlake! I worry about 897 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:24,760 -- then Farage. Then 2026, Justin Timberlake! I worry about this, 898 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,000 -- then Farage. Then 2026, Justin Timberlake! I worry about this, we 899 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:25,320 Timberlake! I worry about this, we can 900 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:25,680 Timberlake! I worry about this, we can make 901 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:25,800 Timberlake! I worry about this, we can make all 902 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,040 Timberlake! I worry about this, we can make all the 903 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:26,280 Timberlake! I worry about this, we can make all the jokes 904 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:26,520 Timberlake! I worry about this, we can make all the jokes we 905 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:26,880 Timberlake! I worry about this, we can make all the jokes we want 906 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:27,000 Timberlake! I worry about this, we can make all the jokes we want about 907 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:27,320 can make all the jokes we want about Farage 908 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:27,560 can make all the jokes we want about Farage going 909 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:27,800 can make all the jokes we want about Farage going into 910 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,040 can make all the jokes we want about Farage going into the 911 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:28,280 can make all the jokes we want about Farage going into the jungle, 912 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:28,520 can make all the jokes we want about Farage going into the jungle, you've 913 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:28,840 Farage going into the jungle, you've got 914 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:29,080 Farage going into the jungle, you've got a 915 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:29,440 Farage going into the jungle, you've got a guy 916 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:29,560 Farage going into the jungle, you've got a guy who 917 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:29,800 Farage going into the jungle, you've got a guy who many 918 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,040 Farage going into the jungle, you've got a guy who many have 919 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:30,280 Farage going into the jungle, you've got a guy who many have suggested 920 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:30,600 got a guy who many have suggested has 921 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:30,840 got a guy who many have suggested has some 922 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:31,200 got a guy who many have suggested has some pretty 923 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:31,320 got a guy who many have suggested has some pretty spicy 924 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:31,560 got a guy who many have suggested has some pretty spicy views 925 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:31,800 got a guy who many have suggested has some pretty spicy views on 926 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:32,120 has some pretty spicy views on immigration 927 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:32,360 has some pretty spicy views on immigration being 928 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:32,600 has some pretty spicy views on immigration being dropped 929 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:32,840 has some pretty spicy views on immigration being dropped into 930 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:33,080 has some pretty spicy views on immigration being dropped into the 931 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:33,400 immigration being dropped into the middle 932 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:33,640 immigration being dropped into the middle of 933 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:33,880 immigration being dropped into the middle of Australia, 934 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,120 immigration being dropped into the middle of Australia, where 935 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:34,360 immigration being dropped into the middle of Australia, where sadly 936 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:34,600 immigration being dropped into the middle of Australia, where sadly he 937 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:34,920 middle of Australia, where sadly he will 938 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:35,280 middle of Australia, where sadly he will be 939 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:35,400 middle of Australia, where sadly he will be seen 940 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:35,640 middle of Australia, where sadly he will be seen by 941 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,000 middle of Australia, where sadly he will be seen by most 942 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,120 middle of Australia, where sadly he will be seen by most as 943 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:36,360 middle of Australia, where sadly he will be seen by most as a 944 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:36,600 middle of Australia, where sadly he will be seen by most as a lefty 945 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,320 will be seen by most as a lefty snowflake! 946 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:38,760 will be seen by most as a lefty snowflake! I 947 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:39,160 will be seen by most as a lefty snowflake! I will 948 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:39,400 will be seen by most as a lefty snowflake! I will be 949 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:39,640 will be seen by most as a lefty snowflake! I will be honest, 950 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:39,920 will be seen by most as a lefty snowflake! I will be honest, this 951 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,080 snowflake! I will be honest, this show 952 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:40,320 snowflake! I will be honest, this show tonight 953 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:40,560 snowflake! I will be honest, this show tonight has 954 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:40,800 snowflake! I will be honest, this show tonight has been 955 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,040 snowflake! I will be honest, this show tonight has been hard 956 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:41,280 snowflake! I will be honest, this show tonight has been hard to 957 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:41,520 snowflake! I will be honest, this show tonight has been hard to put 958 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:41,840 show tonight has been hard to put together 959 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:42,080 show tonight has been hard to put together this 960 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:46,480 show tonight has been hard to put together this week. 961 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,880 The news from around the world has been so bleak. 962 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:55,160 So we thought we'd pepper tonight's show with some lighter stories, 963 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,880 like a palate cleanser, if you will. 964 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,920 Starting with this one. 965 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:02,360 Fi Howe said, 966 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,000 #IsItOK, please talk about Fiona the sheep. 967 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,240 Britain's loneliest sheep has been 968 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,120 rescued from the foot of a Scottish cliff, 969 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,600 which sounds like a tribute act! 970 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,240 The sheep had been down there for two years and had 971 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:14,080 apparently packed on the pounds due to the unlimited supply of grass. 972 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:14,400 If 973 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:18,200 If I 974 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:18,560 If I was 975 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:18,680 If I was stranded 976 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:18,920 If I was stranded in 977 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:19,160 If I was stranded in Maccy's 978 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:19,520 If I was stranded in Maccy's I'd 979 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:19,640 If I was stranded in Maccy's I'd crack 980 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:19,880 If I was stranded in Maccy's I'd crack on! 981 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:20,240 If I was stranded in Maccy's I'd crack on! Do 982 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:20,360 If I was stranded in Maccy's I'd crack on! Do we 983 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:20,760 If I was stranded in Maccy's I'd crack on! Do we definitely 984 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,000 If I was stranded in Maccy's I'd crack on! Do we definitely know 985 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:21,240 If I was stranded in Maccy's I'd crack on! Do we definitely know it 986 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:21,560 crack on! Do we definitely know it was 987 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:21,920 crack on! Do we definitely know it was on 988 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:22,160 crack on! Do we definitely know it was on its 989 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:22,280 crack on! Do we definitely know it was on its own 990 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:22,640 crack on! Do we definitely know it was on its own audit 991 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:22,760 crack on! Do we definitely know it was on its own audit people 992 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:23,000 crack on! Do we definitely know it was on its own audit people just 993 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:23,520 was on its own audit people just fall 994 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:23,640 was on its own audit people just fall asleep 995 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:23,880 was on its own audit people just fall asleep after 996 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,120 was on its own audit people just fall asleep after counting 997 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:28,280 was on its own audit people just fall asleep after counting one? 998 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:28,600 fall asleep after counting one? Don't 999 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:28,840 fall asleep after counting one? Don't sheep 1000 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,080 fall asleep after counting one? Don't sheep always 1001 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:29,320 fall asleep after counting one? Don't sheep always have 1002 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:29,560 fall asleep after counting one? Don't sheep always have an 1003 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:29,800 fall asleep after counting one? Don't sheep always have an unlimited 1004 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:30,120 Don't sheep always have an unlimited supply 1005 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:30,480 Don't sheep always have an unlimited supply of 1006 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,760 Don't sheep always have an unlimited supply of grass? 1007 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:32,000 Don't sheep always have an unlimited supply of grass? I've 1008 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:32,240 Don't sheep always have an unlimited supply of grass? I've never 1009 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:32,480 Don't sheep always have an unlimited supply of grass? I've never seen 1010 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:32,720 Don't sheep always have an unlimited supply of grass? I've never seen a 1011 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:33,040 supply of grass? I've never seen a sheep 1012 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:33,280 supply of grass? I've never seen a sheep run 1013 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:33,520 supply of grass? I've never seen a sheep run out 1014 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:33,760 supply of grass? I've never seen a sheep run out of 1015 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,920 supply of grass? I've never seen a sheep run out of grass? 1016 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:35,360 supply of grass? I've never seen a sheep run out of grass? Also, 1017 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:35,600 supply of grass? I've never seen a sheep run out of grass? Also, how 1018 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:35,920 sheep run out of grass? Also, how calorific 1019 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:36,280 sheep run out of grass? Also, how calorific is 1020 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,720 sheep run out of grass? Also, how calorific is grass?! 1021 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:38,280 sheep run out of grass? Also, how calorific is grass?! You 1022 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:38,520 sheep run out of grass? Also, how calorific is grass?! You can 1023 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:38,880 sheep run out of grass? Also, how calorific is grass?! You can pile 1024 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:39,000 sheep run out of grass? Also, how calorific is grass?! You can pile it 1025 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,880 calorific is grass?! You can pile it on! 1026 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,520 The sheep was shorn. 1027 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:43,800 This is before... 1028 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,840 And this is after. 1029 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,200 Do 1030 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:48,680 Do you 1031 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,080 Do you reckon 1032 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:49,320 Do you reckon when 1033 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:49,560 Do you reckon when they'd 1034 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:49,920 Do you reckon when they'd done 1035 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:50,160 Do you reckon when they'd done that, 1036 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:50,280 Do you reckon when they'd done that, they 1037 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:50,520 Do you reckon when they'd done that, they brought 1038 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:50,880 Do you reckon when they'd done that, they brought round 1039 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:51,000 Do you reckon when they'd done that, they brought round a 1040 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:51,240 Do you reckon when they'd done that, they brought round a little 1041 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:51,640 Do you reckon when they'd done that, they brought round a little mirror 1042 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:51,920 they brought round a little mirror to 1043 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:52,160 they brought round a little mirror to just 1044 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:52,280 they brought round a little mirror to just show 1045 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:52,520 they brought round a little mirror to just show at 1046 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:52,760 they brought round a little mirror to just show at the 1047 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:53,000 they brought round a little mirror to just show at the back 1048 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:53,240 they brought round a little mirror to just show at the back and 1049 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,440 they brought round a little mirror to just show at the back and sides? 1050 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:54,760 to just show at the back and sides? Are 1051 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,200 to just show at the back and sides? Are we 1052 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:55,320 to just show at the back and sides? Are we sure 1053 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:55,560 to just show at the back and sides? Are we sure it 1054 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:55,800 to just show at the back and sides? Are we sure it wasn't 1055 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:56,040 to just show at the back and sides? Are we sure it wasn't on 1056 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:56,280 to just show at the back and sides? Are we sure it wasn't on its 1057 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:56,680 to just show at the back and sides? Are we sure it wasn't on its own 1058 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:56,840 Are we sure it wasn't on its own because 1059 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:57,080 Are we sure it wasn't on its own because it 1060 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:57,320 Are we sure it wasn't on its own because it killed 1061 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:57,560 Are we sure it wasn't on its own because it killed the 1062 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:57,800 Are we sure it wasn't on its own because it killed the other 1063 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:58,040 Are we sure it wasn't on its own because it killed the other sheep 1064 00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:58,480 because it killed the other sheep and 1065 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:58,600 because it killed the other sheep and kept 1066 00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:58,840 because it killed the other sheep and kept their 1067 00:14:58,840 --> 00:14:59,080 because it killed the other sheep and kept their skin 1068 00:14:59,080 --> 00:14:59,320 because it killed the other sheep and kept their skin as 1069 00:14:59,320 --> 00:14:59,680 because it killed the other sheep and kept their skin as a 1070 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,440 because it killed the other sheep and kept their skin as a trophy? 1071 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:09,160 The fleece is now being crafted into charity souvenirs, 1072 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:09,600 Watt 1073 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:09,720 Watt at 1074 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:09,960 Watt at the 1075 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:10,320 Watt at the charity 1076 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:10,720 Watt at the charity fund 1077 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:10,840 Watt at the charity fund has 1078 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:11,080 Watt at the charity fund has been 1079 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:11,440 Watt at the charity fund has been set 1080 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:11,560 Watt at the charity fund has been set up 1081 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:11,920 Watt at the charity fund has been set up in 1082 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:12,040 Watt at the charity fund has been set up in tribute, 1083 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,880 Watt at the charity fund has been set up in tribute, which 1084 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,120 Watt at the charity fund has been set up in tribute, which is 1085 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:15,360 Watt at the charity fund has been set up in tribute, which is already 1086 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:15,680 set up in tribute, which is already raised 1087 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:15,920 set up in tribute, which is already raised £6,000. 1088 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:16,160 set up in tribute, which is already raised £6,000. -- 1089 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:16,400 set up in tribute, which is already raised £6,000. -- and 1090 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:16,640 set up in tribute, which is already raised £6,000. -- and a 1091 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:16,880 set up in tribute, which is already raised £6,000. -- and a charity 1092 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,720 raised £6,000. -- and a charity fund. 1093 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,600 Which means we're about two years away from the sheep being ordered 1094 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:26,160 to remove an illegally built spa from the corner of its field. 1095 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,240 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE. 1096 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:30,400 Now you'd think a story like this would unite a nation, but no, 1097 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,960 even the fun animal story at the end of the news has led to tension. 1098 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,360 A volunteer group had been planning to rescue the sheep, 1099 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,200 but they're saying that a rival rescue group went behind their back 1100 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,440 and got the sheep first. 1101 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,320 They're now protesting, because they're worried the sheep 1102 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,040 will end up in a petting zoo. 1103 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,640 They posted this impassioned photo. 1104 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:46,840 That 1105 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:47,160 That I 1106 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:47,280 That I was 1107 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:47,760 That I was the 1108 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:48,640 That I was the beard 1109 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:49,280 That I was the beard is 1110 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,000 That I was the beard is absently 1111 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:50,400 That I was the beard is absently shitting 1112 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:50,640 That I was the beard is absently shitting it 1113 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:50,760 That I was the beard is absently shitting it that 1114 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:51,120 That I was the beard is absently shitting it that they 1115 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:51,320 That I was the beard is absently shitting it that they are 1116 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:51,840 That I was the beard is absently shitting it that they are going 1117 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:52,440 That I was the beard is absently shitting it that they are going to 1118 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:52,760 shitting it that they are going to come 1119 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:53,440 shitting it that they are going to come at 1120 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:53,680 shitting it that they are going to come at him 1121 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:53,920 shitting it that they are going to come at him with 1122 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:54,040 shitting it that they are going to come at him with the 1123 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:54,320 shitting it that they are going to come at him with the cheers! 1124 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:54,640 shitting it that they are going to come at him with the cheers! -- 1125 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:54,960 shitting it that they are going to come at him with the cheers! -- that 1126 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:55,280 come at him with the cheers! -- that value 1127 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:55,520 come at him with the cheers! -- that value with 1128 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:55,880 come at him with the cheers! -- that value with the 1129 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,520 come at him with the cheers! -- that value with the beard. 1130 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:56,880 come at him with the cheers! -- that value with the beard. I 1131 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:57,000 come at him with the cheers! -- that value with the beard. I understand 1132 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:57,320 value with the beard. I understand you 1133 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:57,560 value with the beard. I understand you have 1134 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:57,800 value with the beard. I understand you have lined 1135 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:58,040 value with the beard. I understand you have lined something 1136 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,640 value with the beard. I understand you have lined something up. 1137 00:15:59,640 --> 00:15:59,880 value with the beard. I understand you have lined something up. I 1138 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,280 value with the beard. I understand you have lined something up. I know 1139 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:00,440 you have lined something up. I know you 1140 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:00,800 you have lined something up. I know you sit 1141 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:00,920 you have lined something up. I know you sit there 1142 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:01,160 you have lined something up. I know you sit there and 1143 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:01,400 you have lined something up. I know you sit there and you 1144 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:01,640 you have lined something up. I know you sit there and you do 1145 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:01,880 you have lined something up. I know you sit there and you do a 1146 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:02,240 you have lined something up. I know you sit there and you do a lot 1147 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:02,520 you have lined something up. I know you sit there and you do a lot of 1148 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:02,680 you sit there and you do a lot of the 1149 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:02,920 you sit there and you do a lot of the hard 1150 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,160 you sit there and you do a lot of the hard work 1151 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:03,400 you sit there and you do a lot of the hard work and 1152 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:03,760 you sit there and you do a lot of the hard work and a 1153 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:03,880 you sit there and you do a lot of the hard work and a lot 1154 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:04,240 you sit there and you do a lot of the hard work and a lot of 1155 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:04,360 you sit there and you do a lot of the hard work and a lot of the 1156 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:04,600 you sit there and you do a lot of the hard work and a lot of the nuts 1157 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:04,920 the hard work and a lot of the nuts and 1158 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:05,160 the hard work and a lot of the nuts and bolts 1159 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:05,400 the hard work and a lot of the nuts and bolts of 1160 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:05,640 the hard work and a lot of the nuts and bolts of the 1161 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:05,880 the hard work and a lot of the nuts and bolts of the show. 1162 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:06,120 the hard work and a lot of the nuts and bolts of the show. You 1163 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:06,360 the hard work and a lot of the nuts and bolts of the show. You do 1164 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:06,600 the hard work and a lot of the nuts and bolts of the show. You do a 1165 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:06,840 the hard work and a lot of the nuts and bolts of the show. You do a lot 1166 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,280 and bolts of the show. You do a lot of 1167 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:07,520 and bolts of the show. You do a lot of the 1168 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:07,640 and bolts of the show. You do a lot of the leg 1169 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,000 and bolts of the show. You do a lot of the leg work, 1170 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:08,120 and bolts of the show. You do a lot of the leg work, and 1171 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:08,360 and bolts of the show. You do a lot of the leg work, and me 1172 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,360 and bolts of the show. You do a lot of the leg work, and me and 1173 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:09,960 and bolts of the show. You do a lot of the leg work, and me and Josh 1174 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:10,200 and bolts of the show. You do a lot of the leg work, and me and Josh we 1175 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:10,520 of the leg work, and me and Josh we toss 1176 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:10,760 of the leg work, and me and Josh we toss it 1177 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,120 of the leg work, and me and Josh we toss it off. 1178 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:11,240 of the leg work, and me and Josh we toss it off. Hey... 1179 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:11,560 of the leg work, and me and Josh we toss it off. Hey... What?! 1180 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,520 toss it off. Hey... What?! LAUGHTER 1181 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:14,680 LAUGHTER I 1182 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:14,920 LAUGHTER I refuse... 1183 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:15,280 LAUGHTER I refuse... That 1184 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:19,800 LAUGHTER I refuse... That accusation... 1185 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,240 LAUGHTER I refuse... That accusation... So 1186 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:20,400 I refuse... That accusation... So basically 1187 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:20,760 I refuse... That accusation... So basically we 1188 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:20,880 I refuse... That accusation... So basically we have 1189 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,120 I refuse... That accusation... So basically we have got 1190 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:21,360 I refuse... That accusation... So basically we have got an 1191 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:21,600 I refuse... That accusation... So basically we have got an exclusive 1192 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:21,920 basically we have got an exclusive for 1193 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:22,200 basically we have got an exclusive for you. 1194 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:22,440 basically we have got an exclusive for you. We 1195 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:22,680 basically we have got an exclusive for you. We are 1196 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:22,920 basically we have got an exclusive for you. We are going 1197 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:23,160 basically we have got an exclusive for you. We are going to 1198 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:23,400 basically we have got an exclusive for you. We are going to see 1199 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:23,760 basically we have got an exclusive for you. We are going to see if 1200 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:23,880 basically we have got an exclusive for you. We are going to see if we 1201 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:24,200 for you. We are going to see if we can 1202 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:24,440 for you. We are going to see if we can get 1203 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:24,680 for you. We are going to see if we can get to 1204 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:25,040 for you. We are going to see if we can get to the 1205 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:25,160 for you. We are going to see if we can get to the bottom 1206 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:25,520 for you. We are going to see if we can get to the bottom of 1207 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:29,640 for you. We are going to see if we can get to the bottom of this. 1208 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,040 So please welcome, The Lonely Sheep! 1209 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:32,280 CHEERING 1210 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:32,480 CHEERING AND 1211 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:42,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1212 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,320 Hello! 1213 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:50,800 Hello! Hello! 1214 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,320 Hello! Hello! Hello 1215 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:51,680 Hello! Hello! Hello lonely 1216 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:51,800 Hello! Hello! Hello lonely sheep, 1217 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,040 Hello! Hello! Hello lonely sheep, or 1218 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:52,440 Hello! Hello! Hello lonely sheep, or not 1219 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:52,680 Hello! Hello! Hello lonely sheep, or not so 1220 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:52,920 Hello! Hello! Hello lonely sheep, or not so than 1221 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:53,160 Hello! Hello! Hello lonely sheep, or not so than the 1222 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:53,520 Hello! Hello! Hello lonely sheep, or not so than the sheep! 1223 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:53,640 Hello! Hello! Hello lonely sheep, or not so than the sheep! You 1224 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:54,520 Hello! Hello! Hello lonely sheep, or not so than the sheep! You must 1225 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:54,840 Hello! Hello! Hello lonely sheep, or not so than the sheep! You must be 1226 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:55,320 not so than the sheep! You must be delighted 1227 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:55,560 not so than the sheep! You must be delighted to 1228 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:55,800 not so than the sheep! You must be delighted to be 1229 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:56,280 not so than the sheep! You must be delighted to be rescued 1230 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:56,600 not so than the sheep! You must be delighted to be rescued from 1231 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:56,840 not so than the sheep! You must be delighted to be rescued from a 1232 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:57,160 delighted to be rescued from a secluded 1233 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:57,520 delighted to be rescued from a secluded Scottish 1234 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,080 delighted to be rescued from a secluded Scottish field. 1235 00:16:59,080 --> 00:16:59,640 delighted to be rescued from a secluded Scottish field. Delighted, 1236 00:16:59,640 --> 00:16:59,960 secluded Scottish field. Delighted, are 1237 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:00,200 secluded Scottish field. Delighted, are you 1238 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:00,560 secluded Scottish field. Delighted, are you fucking 1239 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:00,720 secluded Scottish field. Delighted, are you fucking kidding? 1240 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:00,960 secluded Scottish field. Delighted, are you fucking kidding? You 1241 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:01,200 secluded Scottish field. Delighted, are you fucking kidding? You don't 1242 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:01,520 are you fucking kidding? You don't know... 1243 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:01,960 are you fucking kidding? You don't know... Look 1244 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:02,840 are you fucking kidding? You don't know... Look how 1245 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:03,200 are you fucking kidding? You don't know... Look how angry 1246 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:03,320 are you fucking kidding? You don't know... Look how angry I 1247 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:03,560 are you fucking kidding? You don't know... Look how angry I am, 1248 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:03,920 are you fucking kidding? You don't know... Look how angry I am, I 1249 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:04,040 are you fucking kidding? You don't know... Look how angry I am, I am 1250 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:04,360 know... Look how angry I am, I am seizing 1251 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:04,600 know... Look how angry I am, I am seizing inside! 1252 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:04,960 know... Look how angry I am, I am seizing inside! And 1253 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:05,080 know... Look how angry I am, I am seizing inside! And you're 1254 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:05,320 know... Look how angry I am, I am seizing inside! And you're talking 1255 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:05,760 seizing inside! And you're talking to 1256 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:05,880 seizing inside! And you're talking to me 1257 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:06,120 seizing inside! And you're talking to me in 1258 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:06,640 seizing inside! And you're talking to me in that 1259 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:06,880 seizing inside! And you're talking to me in that zippy 1260 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:07,120 seizing inside! And you're talking to me in that zippy voice, 1261 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:07,520 seizing inside! And you're talking to me in that zippy voice, it's 1262 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:07,680 to me in that zippy voice, it's making 1263 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,040 to me in that zippy voice, it's making me 1264 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:08,160 to me in that zippy voice, it's making me even 1265 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:08,400 to me in that zippy voice, it's making me even more 1266 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,360 to me in that zippy voice, it's making me even more angry! 1267 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:10,840 to me in that zippy voice, it's making me even more angry! Don't 1268 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:11,400 making me even more angry! Don't talk 1269 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:11,520 making me even more angry! Don't talk to 1270 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:11,760 making me even more angry! Don't talk to me 1271 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:12,120 making me even more angry! Don't talk to me like 1272 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:12,240 making me even more angry! Don't talk to me like that 1273 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:12,480 making me even more angry! Don't talk to me like that again, 1274 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:12,840 making me even more angry! Don't talk to me like that again, I 1275 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:13,080 making me even more angry! Don't talk to me like that again, I don't 1276 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:13,520 talk to me like that again, I don't want 1277 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:13,640 talk to me like that again, I don't want to 1278 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:13,880 talk to me like that again, I don't want to hear 1279 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:14,240 talk to me like that again, I don't want to hear it, 1280 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:14,360 talk to me like that again, I don't want to hear it, what 1281 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:14,600 talk to me like that again, I don't want to hear it, what you've 1282 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:14,880 talk to me like that again, I don't want to hear it, what you've got 1283 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:15,280 talk to me like that again, I don't want to hear it, what you've got to 1284 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:15,440 want to hear it, what you've got to understand, 1285 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:15,800 want to hear it, what you've got to understand, it 1286 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:16,040 want to hear it, what you've got to understand, it was 1287 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:16,160 want to hear it, what you've got to understand, it was a 1288 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:16,520 want to hear it, what you've got to understand, it was a choice, 1289 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:16,640 want to hear it, what you've got to understand, it was a choice, I 1290 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:16,960 understand, it was a choice, I wanted 1291 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:17,320 understand, it was a choice, I wanted to 1292 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:17,560 understand, it was a choice, I wanted to be 1293 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:17,680 understand, it was a choice, I wanted to be on 1294 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:17,920 understand, it was a choice, I wanted to be on that 1295 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,280 understand, it was a choice, I wanted to be on that ledge, 1296 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:18,400 understand, it was a choice, I wanted to be on that ledge, it 1297 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:18,760 understand, it was a choice, I wanted to be on that ledge, it was 1298 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:19,040 understand, it was a choice, I wanted to be on that ledge, it was a 1299 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:19,320 wanted to be on that ledge, it was a choice 1300 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:19,440 wanted to be on that ledge, it was a choice that 1301 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:19,680 wanted to be on that ledge, it was a choice that I 1302 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,040 wanted to be on that ledge, it was a choice that I wanted 1303 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:20,160 wanted to be on that ledge, it was a choice that I wanted to 1304 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:20,400 wanted to be on that ledge, it was a choice that I wanted to be 1305 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:20,640 wanted to be on that ledge, it was a choice that I wanted to be there. 1306 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,040 wanted to be on that ledge, it was a choice that I wanted to be there. So 1307 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:21,320 choice that I wanted to be there. So you 1308 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:21,440 choice that I wanted to be there. So you didn't 1309 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:21,680 choice that I wanted to be there. So you didn't want 1310 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:21,920 choice that I wanted to be there. So you didn't want to 1311 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:22,280 choice that I wanted to be there. So you didn't want to leave 1312 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:22,400 choice that I wanted to be there. So you didn't want to leave and 1313 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:22,640 choice that I wanted to be there. So you didn't want to leave and go 1314 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:22,880 choice that I wanted to be there. So you didn't want to leave and go to 1315 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:23,120 choice that I wanted to be there. So you didn't want to leave and go to a 1316 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:23,440 you didn't want to leave and go to a petting 1317 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:23,680 you didn't want to leave and go to a petting zoo? 1318 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:23,920 you didn't want to leave and go to a petting zoo? Yes, 1319 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,160 you didn't want to leave and go to a petting zoo? Yes, you've 1320 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:24,400 you didn't want to leave and go to a petting zoo? Yes, you've got 1321 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:24,640 you didn't want to leave and go to a petting zoo? Yes, you've got the 1322 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:24,960 petting zoo? Yes, you've got the grip 1323 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:25,200 petting zoo? Yes, you've got the grip of 1324 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:25,440 petting zoo? Yes, you've got the grip of it. 1325 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:25,680 petting zoo? Yes, you've got the grip of it. Younus, 1326 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:25,920 petting zoo? Yes, you've got the grip of it. Younus, who 1327 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,480 petting zoo? Yes, you've got the grip of it. Younus, who wants 1328 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:26,600 petting zoo? Yes, you've got the grip of it. Younus, who wants to 1329 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:26,880 petting zoo? Yes, you've got the grip of it. Younus, who wants to be 1330 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,200 grip of it. Younus, who wants to be axed 1331 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:27,600 grip of it. Younus, who wants to be axed about 1332 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:27,720 grip of it. Younus, who wants to be axed about all 1333 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:27,960 grip of it. Younus, who wants to be axed about all day 1334 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:28,200 grip of it. Younus, who wants to be axed about all day then 1335 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:32,560 grip of it. Younus, who wants to be axed about all day then fingered? 1336 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:32,800 grip of it. Younus, who wants to be axed about all day then fingered? -- 1337 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,120 axed about all day then fingered? -- might 1338 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:33,520 axed about all day then fingered? -- might be 1339 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:33,760 axed about all day then fingered? -- might be yanked 1340 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,000 axed about all day then fingered? -- might be yanked about 1341 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:34,240 axed about all day then fingered? -- might be yanked about all 1342 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:34,480 axed about all day then fingered? -- might be yanked about all day 1343 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:34,880 axed about all day then fingered? -- might be yanked about all day and 1344 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:35,040 might be yanked about all day and then 1345 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,120 might be yanked about all day and then fingered. 1346 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:36,480 might be yanked about all day and then fingered. I'm 1347 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:36,720 might be yanked about all day and then fingered. I'm not 1348 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:36,960 might be yanked about all day and then fingered. I'm not like 1349 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:37,200 might be yanked about all day and then fingered. I'm not like you, 1350 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:43,240 then fingered. I'm not like you, cameraman! 1351 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,600 And how convenient is it that I get brought in 1352 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:52,520 just in time for Christmas? 1353 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:52,840 I 1354 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:53,120 I can 1355 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:53,360 I can see 1356 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:53,880 I can see you 1357 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:54,280 I can see you thinking 1358 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:54,520 I can see you thinking about 1359 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:54,760 I can see you thinking about mid 1360 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:55,000 I can see you thinking about mid source 1361 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:55,240 I can see you thinking about mid source even 1362 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:55,600 I can see you thinking about mid source even now! 1363 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:55,720 I can see you thinking about mid source even now! It's 1364 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:55,960 I can see you thinking about mid source even now! It's not 1365 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,200 I can see you thinking about mid source even now! It's not fair. 1366 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:58,480 I can see you thinking about mid source even now! It's not fair. Can 1367 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,840 source even now! It's not fair. Can I 1368 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,320 source even now! It's not fair. Can I just 1369 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:00,560 source even now! It's not fair. Can I just say, 1370 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:00,800 source even now! It's not fair. Can I just say, I'm 1371 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,040 source even now! It's not fair. Can I just say, I'm a 1372 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,440 source even now! It's not fair. Can I just say, I'm a vegetarian. 1373 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:02,680 source even now! It's not fair. Can I just say, I'm a vegetarian. Yeah, 1374 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,120 I just say, I'm a vegetarian. Yeah, fucking 1375 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,400 I just say, I'm a vegetarian. Yeah, fucking pussy! 1376 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:09,920 fucking pussy! APPLAUSE 1377 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:10,240 APPLAUSE Let's 1378 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:10,480 APPLAUSE Let's be 1379 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:10,720 APPLAUSE Let's be honest, 1380 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:10,960 APPLAUSE Let's be honest, though, 1381 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:11,400 APPLAUSE Let's be honest, though, you 1382 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:11,640 APPLAUSE Let's be honest, though, you are 1383 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:11,880 APPLAUSE Let's be honest, though, you are a 1384 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:12,200 Let's be honest, though, you are a bit 1385 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:12,440 Let's be honest, though, you are a bit chubby, 1386 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:12,680 Let's be honest, though, you are a bit chubby, are 1387 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,760 Let's be honest, though, you are a bit chubby, are due? 1388 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,000 Let's be honest, though, you are a bit chubby, are due? That's 1389 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,240 Let's be honest, though, you are a bit chubby, are due? That's rich 1390 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:14,560 bit chubby, are due? That's rich coming 1391 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:14,800 bit chubby, are due? That's rich coming from 1392 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,040 bit chubby, are due? That's rich coming from you, 1393 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:15,280 bit chubby, are due? That's rich coming from you, Donald 1394 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:15,520 bit chubby, are due? That's rich coming from you, Donald Trump, 1395 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:15,920 bit chubby, are due? That's rich coming from you, Donald Trump, isn't 1396 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,360 coming from you, Donald Trump, isn't it? 1397 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:18,640 coming from you, Donald Trump, isn't it? So 1398 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:18,880 coming from you, Donald Trump, isn't it? So you're 1399 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:19,120 coming from you, Donald Trump, isn't it? So you're telling 1400 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:19,360 coming from you, Donald Trump, isn't it? So you're telling me 1401 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:19,600 coming from you, Donald Trump, isn't it? So you're telling me you're 1402 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,000 coming from you, Donald Trump, isn't it? So you're telling me you're not 1403 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:20,400 it? So you're telling me you're not happy 1404 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:20,720 it? So you're telling me you're not happy to 1405 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:20,960 it? So you're telling me you're not happy to be 1406 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:21,200 it? So you're telling me you're not happy to be back 1407 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:21,560 it? So you're telling me you're not happy to be back around 1408 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:21,680 it? So you're telling me you're not happy to be back around other 1409 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:21,960 it? So you're telling me you're not happy to be back around other sheep? 1410 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:22,400 happy to be back around other sheep? No, 1411 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:22,960 happy to be back around other sheep? No, I 1412 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:23,400 happy to be back around other sheep? No, I hate 1413 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:23,760 happy to be back around other sheep? No, I hate them 1414 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,160 happy to be back around other sheep? No, I hate them all, 1415 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:24,400 happy to be back around other sheep? No, I hate them all, there 1416 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:24,640 happy to be back around other sheep? No, I hate them all, there is 1417 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:24,880 happy to be back around other sheep? No, I hate them all, there is no 1418 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:25,200 No, I hate them all, there is no conversation, 1419 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,280 No, I hate them all, there is no conversation, all 1420 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:26,520 No, I hate them all, there is no conversation, all it 1421 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,080 No, I hate them all, there is no conversation, all it is 1422 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,520 No, I hate them all, there is no conversation, all it is is 1423 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:29,760 No, I hate them all, there is no conversation, all it is is baa 1424 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,000 No, I hate them all, there is no conversation, all it is is baa here, 1425 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,320 conversation, all it is is baa here, baa 1426 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:30,680 conversation, all it is is baa here, baa everywhere... 1427 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:30,800 conversation, all it is is baa here, baa everywhere... I 1428 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:31,040 conversation, all it is is baa here, baa everywhere... I can't 1429 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:31,400 conversation, all it is is baa here, baa everywhere... I can't believe 1430 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:31,720 baa everywhere... I can't believe you 1431 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:31,960 baa everywhere... I can't believe you don't 1432 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:32,200 baa everywhere... I can't believe you don't like 1433 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:32,440 baa everywhere... I can't believe you don't like other 1434 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,400 baa everywhere... I can't believe you don't like other sheep! 1435 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:33,640 baa everywhere... I can't believe you don't like other sheep! Why 1436 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,080 you don't like other sheep! Why would 1437 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:34,200 you don't like other sheep! Why would I...? 1438 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:34,560 you don't like other sheep! Why would I...? What 1439 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:34,680 you don't like other sheep! Why would I...? What you 1440 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,080 you don't like other sheep! Why would I...? What you don't 1441 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:35,240 would I...? What you don't understand 1442 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:35,600 would I...? What you don't understand about 1443 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:35,960 would I...? What you don't understand about sheep 1444 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:36,160 would I...? What you don't understand about sheep is 1445 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:36,560 would I...? What you don't understand about sheep is they 1446 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:36,840 understand about sheep is they always 1447 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:37,080 understand about sheep is they always think 1448 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:37,320 understand about sheep is they always think that 1449 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:37,560 understand about sheep is they always think that Covid 1450 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:37,800 understand about sheep is they always think that Covid is... 1451 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,160 understand about sheep is they always think that Covid is... They 1452 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:38,480 always think that Covid is... They think 1453 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:38,720 always think that Covid is... They think it's 1454 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:38,960 always think that Covid is... They think it's real, 1455 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:39,200 always think that Covid is... They think it's real, they 1456 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:39,560 always think that Covid is... They think it's real, they don't 1457 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:39,680 always think that Covid is... They think it's real, they don't know 1458 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,000 think it's real, they don't know it's 1459 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,240 think it's real, they don't know it's a 1460 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:40,480 think it's real, they don't know it's a big 1461 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:40,720 think it's real, they don't know it's a big hoax. 1462 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,960 think it's real, they don't know it's a big hoax. Wow! 1463 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:43,200 think it's real, they don't know it's a big hoax. Wow! Whoa!, 1464 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:43,440 think it's real, they don't know it's a big hoax. Wow! Whoa!, Whoa!, 1465 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,960 it's a big hoax. Wow! Whoa!, Whoa!, Whoa! 1466 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:47,320 it's a big hoax. Wow! Whoa!, Whoa!, Whoa! Wake 1467 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:47,440 it's a big hoax. Wow! Whoa!, Whoa!, Whoa! Wake up, 1468 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:53,960 it's a big hoax. Wow! Whoa!, Whoa!, Whoa! Wake up, sheep! 1469 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:54,200 it's a big hoax. Wow! Whoa!, Whoa!, Whoa! Wake up, sheep! Wow, 1470 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:54,440 it's a big hoax. Wow! Whoa!, Whoa!, Whoa! Wake up, sheep! Wow, wow, 1471 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,920 it's a big hoax. Wow! Whoa!, Whoa!, Whoa! Wake up, sheep! Wow, wow, wow! 1472 00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:58,240 Whoa! Wake up, sheep! Wow, wow, wow! White 1473 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,920 Whoa! Wake up, sheep! Wow, wow, wow! White unbelievable! 1474 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:02,400 White unbelievable! APPLAUSE 1475 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:02,720 APPLAUSE -- 1476 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,920 APPLAUSE -- unbelievable! 1477 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:06,320 APPLAUSE -- unbelievable! So 1478 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:06,560 APPLAUSE -- unbelievable! So we're 1479 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,080 APPLAUSE -- unbelievable! So we're not 1480 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:07,320 -- unbelievable! So we're not booking 1481 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:07,920 -- unbelievable! So we're not booking the 1482 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:08,480 -- unbelievable! So we're not booking the guests 1483 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:08,720 -- unbelievable! So we're not booking the guests again, 1484 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:08,960 -- unbelievable! So we're not booking the guests again, that 1485 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:09,200 -- unbelievable! So we're not booking the guests again, that was 1486 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:09,520 booking the guests again, that was bad! 1487 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:09,760 booking the guests again, that was bad! We'll 1488 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,000 booking the guests again, that was bad! We'll get 1489 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:10,360 booking the guests again, that was bad! We'll get complaints 1490 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:10,480 booking the guests again, that was bad! We'll get complaints from 1491 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:10,800 bad! We'll get complaints from people 1492 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:11,040 bad! We'll get complaints from people going 1493 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:11,280 bad! We'll get complaints from people going can't 1494 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:11,520 bad! We'll get complaints from people going can't believe 1495 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:11,760 bad! We'll get complaints from people going can't believe you 1496 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,200 people going can't believe you silenced 1497 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:12,320 people going can't believe you silenced him, 1498 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:12,680 people going can't believe you silenced him, he 1499 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:12,800 people going can't believe you silenced him, he was 1500 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:13,040 people going can't believe you silenced him, he was telling 1501 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:13,280 people going can't believe you silenced him, he was telling the 1502 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,400 silenced him, he was telling the truth! 1503 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:15,800 silenced him, he was telling the truth! Let's... 1504 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:20,120 truth! Let's... LAUGHTER 1505 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:20,560 LAUGHTER He 1506 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:20,680 LAUGHTER He called 1507 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:20,920 LAUGHTER He called you 1508 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:21,280 LAUGHTER He called you a 1509 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:25,840 LAUGHTER He called you a pussy! 1510 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,280 All right, let's welcome tonight's guests. 1511 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,200 She's an American star, he's a Lancashire hotpot. 1512 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,080 Please welcome comedians Desiree Burch and Jon Richardson! 1513 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:41,080 CHEERING 1514 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,720 All 1515 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:48,960 All right, 1516 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,320 All right, let's 1517 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:49,560 All right, let's get 1518 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:49,680 All right, let's get into 1519 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:49,960 All right, let's get into it. 1520 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,120 All right, let's get into it. Thoughts 1521 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:51,240 All right, let's get into it. Thoughts on 1522 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:51,480 All right, let's get into it. Thoughts on Suella 1523 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,000 All right, let's get into it. Thoughts on Suella Braverman? 1524 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:53,360 All right, let's get into it. Thoughts on Suella Braverman? I 1525 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:53,800 Thoughts on Suella Braverman? I mean, 1526 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,040 Thoughts on Suella Braverman? I mean, like, 1527 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:54,280 Thoughts on Suella Braverman? I mean, like, America 1528 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:54,520 Thoughts on Suella Braverman? I mean, like, America called 1529 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:54,760 Thoughts on Suella Braverman? I mean, like, America called her 1530 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,680 Thoughts on Suella Braverman? I mean, like, America called her out 1531 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,480 mean, like, America called her out for 1532 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:56,840 mean, like, America called her out for her 1533 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:57,080 mean, like, America called her out for her anti-immigrant 1534 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:57,320 mean, like, America called her out for her anti-immigrant status, 1535 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:57,640 for her anti-immigrant status, that's 1536 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,120 for her anti-immigrant status, that's bad! 1537 00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:58,240 for her anti-immigrant status, that's bad! I 1538 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:58,560 for her anti-immigrant status, that's bad! I mean, 1539 00:19:58,560 --> 00:19:58,800 for her anti-immigrant status, that's bad! I mean, it's 1540 00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,040 for her anti-immigrant status, that's bad! I mean, it's truly 1541 00:19:59,040 --> 00:19:59,440 for her anti-immigrant status, that's bad! I mean, it's truly bad, 1542 00:19:59,440 --> 00:19:59,640 that's bad! I mean, it's truly bad, that's 1543 00:19:59,640 --> 00:19:59,880 that's bad! I mean, it's truly bad, that's kind 1544 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,240 that's bad! I mean, it's truly bad, that's kind of 1545 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:00,800 that's bad! I mean, it's truly bad, that's kind of like 1546 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,040 that's bad! I mean, it's truly bad, that's kind of like Donald 1547 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:01,280 that's bad! I mean, it's truly bad, that's kind of like Donald Trump 1548 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,080 that's kind of like Donald Trump being 1549 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:02,200 that's kind of like Donald Trump being like, 1550 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:02,560 that's kind of like Donald Trump being like, hey, 1551 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:02,680 that's kind of like Donald Trump being like, hey, maybe 1552 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:02,920 that's kind of like Donald Trump being like, hey, maybe lay 1553 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:03,280 that's kind of like Donald Trump being like, hey, maybe lay off 1554 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:03,560 that's kind of like Donald Trump being like, hey, maybe lay off the 1555 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:04,120 being like, hey, maybe lay off the spray 1556 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:04,360 being like, hey, maybe lay off the spray tan 1557 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:04,600 being like, hey, maybe lay off the spray tan at 1558 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:04,720 being like, hey, maybe lay off the spray tan at the 1559 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:04,960 being like, hey, maybe lay off the spray tan at the races 1560 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:05,200 being like, hey, maybe lay off the spray tan at the races on 1561 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:05,440 being like, hey, maybe lay off the spray tan at the races on for 1562 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:05,680 being like, hey, maybe lay off the spray tan at the races on for a 1563 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,000 being like, hey, maybe lay off the spray tan at the races on for a bit! 1564 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,160 spray tan at the races on for a bit! Jon? 1565 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:09,280 spray tan at the races on for a bit! Jon? No, 1566 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:09,520 spray tan at the races on for a bit! Jon? No, I'm 1567 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,040 spray tan at the races on for a bit! Jon? No, I'm done. 1568 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:11,440 spray tan at the races on for a bit! Jon? No, I'm done. I 1569 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:11,840 spray tan at the races on for a bit! Jon? No, I'm done. I followed 1570 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,000 Jon? No, I'm done. I followed Michael 1571 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,240 Jon? No, I'm done. I followed Michael McIntyre 1572 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:12,600 Jon? No, I'm done. I followed Michael McIntyre once 1573 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:12,840 Jon? No, I'm done. I followed Michael McIntyre once on 1574 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:12,960 Jon? No, I'm done. I followed Michael McIntyre once on New 1575 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,200 Jon? No, I'm done. I followed Michael McIntyre once on New Year's 1576 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:13,520 Michael McIntyre once on New Year's Eve, 1577 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:13,760 Michael McIntyre once on New Year's Eve, but 1578 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:14,000 Michael McIntyre once on New Year's Eve, but Joe 1579 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:14,240 Michael McIntyre once on New Year's Eve, but Joe Pasquale 1580 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:14,480 Michael McIntyre once on New Year's Eve, but Joe Pasquale dressed 1581 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:14,720 Michael McIntyre once on New Year's Eve, but Joe Pasquale dressed as 1582 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:14,960 Michael McIntyre once on New Year's Eve, but Joe Pasquale dressed as a 1583 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:15,400 Eve, but Joe Pasquale dressed as a sheep, 1584 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:15,640 Eve, but Joe Pasquale dressed as a sheep, you've 1585 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:15,760 Eve, but Joe Pasquale dressed as a sheep, you've done 1586 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,000 Eve, but Joe Pasquale dressed as a sheep, you've done me 1587 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,240 Eve, but Joe Pasquale dressed as a sheep, you've done me now! 1588 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:22,680 sheep, you've done me now! LAUGHTER 1589 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,360 LAUGHTER APPLAUSE 1590 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:25,680 APPLAUSE Where 1591 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:25,920 APPLAUSE Where you 1592 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:26,160 APPLAUSE Where you are 1593 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:26,480 APPLAUSE Where you are either 1594 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,360 APPLAUSE Where you are either of 1595 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:27,600 APPLAUSE Where you are either of you 1596 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,120 Where you are either of you following 1597 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:28,240 Where you are either of you following the 1598 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:28,480 Where you are either of you following the lonely 1599 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:28,720 Where you are either of you following the lonely sheep 1600 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,840 Where you are either of you following the lonely sheep story? 1601 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,160 following the lonely sheep story? I 1602 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:30,400 following the lonely sheep story? I was 1603 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:30,640 following the lonely sheep story? I was a 1604 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:30,880 following the lonely sheep story? I was a bit. 1605 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:31,360 following the lonely sheep story? I was a bit. I 1606 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:31,920 following the lonely sheep story? I was a bit. I mean, 1607 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:32,040 following the lonely sheep story? I was a bit. I mean, I 1608 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:32,280 following the lonely sheep story? I was a bit. I mean, I don't 1609 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:32,680 following the lonely sheep story? I was a bit. I mean, I don't eat 1610 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:32,960 I was a bit. I mean, I don't eat meat 1611 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:33,080 I was a bit. I mean, I don't eat meat either 1612 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:33,320 I was a bit. I mean, I don't eat meat either but 1613 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:33,680 I was a bit. I mean, I don't eat meat either but I 1614 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:33,800 I was a bit. I mean, I don't eat meat either but I tend... 1615 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,040 I was a bit. I mean, I don't eat meat either but I tend... I 1616 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:34,440 I was a bit. I mean, I don't eat meat either but I tend... I think 1617 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:34,600 meat either but I tend... I think once 1618 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:34,840 meat either but I tend... I think once sheep 1619 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:35,080 meat either but I tend... I think once sheep has 1620 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:35,320 meat either but I tend... I think once sheep has a 1621 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:35,560 meat either but I tend... I think once sheep has a name 1622 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:35,800 meat either but I tend... I think once sheep has a name and 1623 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,040 meat either but I tend... I think once sheep has a name and it's 1624 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:36,280 meat either but I tend... I think once sheep has a name and it's been 1625 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:36,600 once sheep has a name and it's been in 1626 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:36,840 once sheep has a name and it's been in the 1627 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:37,200 once sheep has a name and it's been in the paper 1628 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:37,320 once sheep has a name and it's been in the paper it's 1629 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:37,560 once sheep has a name and it's been in the paper it's probably 1630 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:37,960 once sheep has a name and it's been in the paper it's probably all 1631 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:38,120 in the paper it's probably all right. 1632 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:38,480 in the paper it's probably all right. The 1633 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:38,600 in the paper it's probably all right. The 12 1634 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:38,840 in the paper it's probably all right. The 12 million 1635 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:39,080 in the paper it's probably all right. The 12 million sheep 1636 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:39,320 in the paper it's probably all right. The 12 million sheep that 1637 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:39,720 in the paper it's probably all right. The 12 million sheep that are 1638 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:40,040 right. The 12 million sheep that are going 1639 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:40,280 right. The 12 million sheep that are going to 1640 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,000 right. The 12 million sheep that are going to become 1641 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,240 right. The 12 million sheep that are going to become like, 1642 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:42,600 right. The 12 million sheep that are going to become like, really 1643 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,720 right. The 12 million sheep that are going to become like, really bad 1644 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:44,880 going to become like, really bad lamb 1645 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:45,120 going to become like, really bad lamb getting 1646 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:45,520 going to become like, really bad lamb getting pushed 1647 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:45,760 going to become like, really bad lamb getting pushed around 1648 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:46,120 going to become like, really bad lamb getting pushed around a 1649 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:46,240 going to become like, really bad lamb getting pushed around a plate 1650 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:46,680 lamb getting pushed around a plate by 1651 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:46,800 lamb getting pushed around a plate by a 1652 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:47,120 lamb getting pushed around a plate by a crying 1653 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:47,520 lamb getting pushed around a plate by a crying sales 1654 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:47,760 lamb getting pushed around a plate by a crying sales rep 1655 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,000 lamb getting pushed around a plate by a crying sales rep off 1656 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:48,240 lamb getting pushed around a plate by a crying sales rep off the 1657 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,440 lamb getting pushed around a plate by a crying sales rep off the A 1658 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:49,720 lamb getting pushed around a plate by a crying sales rep off the A 43, 1659 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:49,880 by a crying sales rep off the A 43, there 1660 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:50,120 by a crying sales rep off the A 43, there are 1661 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:50,360 by a crying sales rep off the A 43, there are the 1662 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:50,720 by a crying sales rep off the A 43, there are the ones... 1663 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,960 by a crying sales rep off the A 43, there are the ones... Wow! 1664 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,440 by a crying sales rep off the A 43, there are the ones... Wow! What 1665 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:54,600 there are the ones... Wow! What about 1666 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:54,840 there are the ones... Wow! What about Nigel 1667 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:55,080 there are the ones... Wow! What about Nigel Farage 1668 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:55,320 there are the ones... Wow! What about Nigel Farage in 1669 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:55,560 there are the ones... Wow! What about Nigel Farage in the 1670 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:56,200 there are the ones... Wow! What about Nigel Farage in the jungle? 1671 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:56,440 there are the ones... Wow! What about Nigel Farage in the jungle? I 1672 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:56,760 about Nigel Farage in the jungle? I mean, 1673 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,000 about Nigel Farage in the jungle? I mean, I 1674 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:57,360 about Nigel Farage in the jungle? I mean, I don't 1675 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:57,480 about Nigel Farage in the jungle? I mean, I don't know, 1676 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:57,720 about Nigel Farage in the jungle? I mean, I don't know, I 1677 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:57,960 about Nigel Farage in the jungle? I mean, I don't know, I kind 1678 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:58,200 about Nigel Farage in the jungle? I mean, I don't know, I kind of 1679 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:58,440 about Nigel Farage in the jungle? I mean, I don't know, I kind of find 1680 00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:58,920 mean, I don't know, I kind of find it 1681 00:20:58,920 --> 00:20:59,280 mean, I don't know, I kind of find it a 1682 00:20:59,280 --> 00:20:59,400 mean, I don't know, I kind of find it a bit 1683 00:20:59,400 --> 00:20:59,640 mean, I don't know, I kind of find it a bit hopeful, 1684 00:20:59,640 --> 00:20:59,880 mean, I don't know, I kind of find it a bit hopeful, like, 1685 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:00,120 mean, I don't know, I kind of find it a bit hopeful, like, I've 1686 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:00,360 mean, I don't know, I kind of find it a bit hopeful, like, I've been 1687 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:00,680 it a bit hopeful, like, I've been wanting 1688 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:00,920 it a bit hopeful, like, I've been wanting that 1689 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,240 it a bit hopeful, like, I've been wanting that guy 1690 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:02,480 it a bit hopeful, like, I've been wanting that guy to 1691 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:02,840 it a bit hopeful, like, I've been wanting that guy to eat 1692 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:03,000 it a bit hopeful, like, I've been wanting that guy to eat a 1693 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,240 it a bit hopeful, like, I've been wanting that guy to eat a dick 1694 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:03,480 it a bit hopeful, like, I've been wanting that guy to eat a dick since 1695 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:03,800 wanting that guy to eat a dick since I 1696 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,080 wanting that guy to eat a dick since I first... 1697 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:04,560 I first... LAUGHTER 1698 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,120 LAUGHTER APPLAUSE 1699 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:08,440 APPLAUSE If 1700 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:08,680 APPLAUSE If he 1701 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:08,920 APPLAUSE If he doesn't 1702 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:09,160 APPLAUSE If he doesn't on 1703 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:09,400 APPLAUSE If he doesn't on TV 1704 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:09,640 APPLAUSE If he doesn't on TV for 1705 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:10,000 APPLAUSE If he doesn't on TV for all 1706 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,040 APPLAUSE If he doesn't on TV for all of 1707 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:11,280 APPLAUSE If he doesn't on TV for all of us, 1708 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:11,720 If he doesn't on TV for all of us, that's 1709 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:11,840 If he doesn't on TV for all of us, that's like 1710 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:12,120 If he doesn't on TV for all of us, that's like -- 1711 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:12,360 If he doesn't on TV for all of us, that's like -- if 1712 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:12,600 If he doesn't on TV for all of us, that's like -- if he 1713 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:12,840 If he doesn't on TV for all of us, that's like -- if he does 1714 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,080 If he doesn't on TV for all of us, that's like -- if he does it, 1715 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:13,320 If he doesn't on TV for all of us, that's like -- if he does it, that's 1716 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:13,640 that's like -- if he does it, that's like 1717 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,000 that's like -- if he does it, that's like penance, 1718 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,760 that's like -- if he does it, that's like penance, really! 1719 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,640 We did say we were gonna try to find some lighter news 1720 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,520 stories for you this week, and I think we need another one. 1721 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,880 So here goes - Transport for London is offering auditions 1722 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,640 for new buskers. 1723 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,040 And 1724 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:27,280 And they 1725 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:27,520 And they say 1726 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:27,720 And they say they 1727 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:27,920 And they say they will 1728 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,200 And they say they will have 1729 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,000 And they say they will have a 1730 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:31,360 And they say they will have a potential 1731 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:31,640 And they say they will have a potential audience 1732 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:31,880 And they say they will have a potential audience of 1733 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,120 And they say they will have a potential audience of 3.5 1734 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:32,360 And they say they will have a potential audience of 3.5 million 1735 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,920 potential audience of 3.5 million people. 1736 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,320 It is also opening new pitches on the Elizabeth line. 1737 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:40,640 So we thought we'd showcase a few buskers tonight in the hope we might 1738 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,760 see more of them out and about. 1739 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,040 And 1740 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:43,560 And let's 1741 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:43,800 And let's be 1742 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:44,120 And let's be honest, 1743 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:44,560 And let's be honest, 3.5 1744 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,720 And let's be honest, 3.5 million, 1745 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:45,840 And let's be honest, 3.5 million, about 1746 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,080 And let's be honest, 3.5 million, about ten 1747 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:46,440 And let's be honest, 3.5 million, about ten times 1748 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:46,560 And let's be honest, 3.5 million, about ten times our 1749 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:46,800 And let's be honest, 3.5 million, about ten times our viewership! 1750 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,240 And let's be honest, 3.5 million, about ten times our viewership! Yes, 1751 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:47,560 about ten times our viewership! Yes, but 1752 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:48,080 about ten times our viewership! Yes, but are 1753 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:48,200 about ten times our viewership! Yes, but are they 1754 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:48,480 about ten times our viewership! Yes, but are they all 1755 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:48,720 about ten times our viewership! Yes, but are they all enjoy 1756 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,080 about ten times our viewership! Yes, but are they all enjoy your 1757 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:49,200 about ten times our viewership! Yes, but are they all enjoy your show 1758 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:49,600 about ten times our viewership! Yes, but are they all enjoy your show but 1759 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:49,760 but are they all enjoy your show but also 1760 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,120 but are they all enjoy your show but also listening 1761 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:50,360 but are they all enjoy your show but also listening to 1762 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:50,480 but are they all enjoy your show but also listening to a 1763 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:50,720 but are they all enjoy your show but also listening to a murder 1764 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:58,880 but are they all enjoy your show but also listening to a murder podcast? 1765 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,240 And since we're The Last Leg, we've decided to showcase 1766 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,320 some disabled buskers. 1767 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,760 That's right, it's the Accessible Factor. 1768 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,640 Our first performer tonight goes by the name of TygerMylk, and she's 1769 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,240 going to perform her version of Baba O'Reilly by The Who. 1770 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,080 Take it away. 1771 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:15,800 # Out here in the fields 1772 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:22,520 # I fight for my meals 1773 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:32,440 # I get my back into my living 1774 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,720 # I don't need to fight to prove I'm right 1775 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,000 # Don't cry 1776 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:47,520 # Don't raise your eye 1777 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:57,480 # It's only teenage wasteland 1778 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:10,560 # Teenage wasteland 1779 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:19,400 # It's only teenage wasteland 1780 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,440 # Teenage wasteland 1781 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:29,840 # It's only teenage wasteland 1782 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,680 # They're all wasted #. 1783 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:37,840 APPLAUSE 1784 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:38,240 APPLAUSE CHEERING 1785 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:38,360 APPLAUSE CHEERING AND 1786 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:45,160 APPLAUSE CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1787 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,240 Thank you, Tygermylk. 1788 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,400 That should be in the next John Lewis ad. 1789 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,080 We'll showcase another busker with a disability 1790 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,280 later in the show, and 1791 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,680 we'll have more Last Leg for you after the break, 1792 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,840 as we give the Covid inquiry a check up, 1793 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,680 plus we want to know, if Suella Braverman had her own TV 1794 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,160 show, what should it be called? 1795 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,640 Tweet us at The Last Leg. 1796 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:02,840 Use 1797 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:03,040 Use the 1798 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:03,280 Use the hashtag 1799 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:03,440 Use the hashtag #SuellaTV, 1800 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:03,640 Use the hashtag #SuellaTV, see 1801 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:03,840 Use the hashtag #SuellaTV, see you 1802 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:04,040 Use the hashtag #SuellaTV, see you in 1803 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:04,240 Use the hashtag #SuellaTV, see you in a 1804 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,080 Use the hashtag #SuellaTV, see you in a bit. 1805 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:16,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1806 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,560 Welcome back to The Last Leg. 1807 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,320 We're joined by Desiree Burch and Jon Richardson. 1808 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,480 We are trying to balance the news with some 1809 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:26,040 lighter stories tonight, so here's another one. 1810 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,440 Stanford University have developed an app that tests whether you're 1811 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:36,480 too drunk to drive by listening to you recite tongue twisters. 1812 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:36,880 The 1813 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:37,000 The test 1814 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:37,240 The test should 1815 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:37,480 The test should be 1816 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:37,720 The test should be dead 1817 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,280 The test should be dead in 1818 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:38,640 The test should be dead in the 1819 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:38,880 The test should be dead in the car, 1820 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:39,040 The test should be dead in the car, a 1821 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:42,000 The test should be dead in the car, a text 1822 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:42,520 The test should be dead in the car, a text to 1823 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:42,760 The test should be dead in the car, a text to your 1824 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,320 The test should be dead in the car, a text to your ex 1825 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:44,560 The test should be dead in the car, a text to your ex ready 1826 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:44,680 The test should be dead in the car, a text to your ex ready to 1827 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:44,920 The test should be dead in the car, a text to your ex ready to go, 1828 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:45,320 The test should be dead in the car, a text to your ex ready to go, if 1829 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:45,480 a text to your ex ready to go, if you 1830 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,640 a text to your ex ready to go, if you press 1831 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:48,880 a text to your ex ready to go, if you press send, 1832 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:49,120 a text to your ex ready to go, if you press send, you 1833 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:49,360 a text to your ex ready to go, if you press send, you are 1834 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:49,600 a text to your ex ready to go, if you press send, you are pissed. 1835 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:49,840 a text to your ex ready to go, if you press send, you are pissed. We 1836 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,160 you press send, you are pissed. We thought 1837 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:50,960 you press send, you are pissed. We thought we 1838 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:51,400 you press send, you are pissed. We thought we would 1839 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:51,640 you press send, you are pissed. We thought we would test 1840 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:51,880 you press send, you are pissed. We thought we would test your 1841 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,120 you press send, you are pissed. We thought we would test your sobriety 1842 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:52,520 thought we would test your sobriety tonight, 1843 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:52,760 thought we would test your sobriety tonight, do 1844 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:53,800 thought we would test your sobriety tonight, do you 1845 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:54,040 thought we would test your sobriety tonight, do you want 1846 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:54,280 thought we would test your sobriety tonight, do you want to 1847 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:54,520 thought we would test your sobriety tonight, do you want to start? 1848 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:54,760 thought we would test your sobriety tonight, do you want to start? I 1849 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,080 tonight, do you want to start? I can't 1850 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:55,320 tonight, do you want to start? I can't speak 1851 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:55,560 tonight, do you want to start? I can't speak at 1852 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:55,800 tonight, do you want to start? I can't speak at the 1853 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,040 tonight, do you want to start? I can't speak at the best 1854 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:56,400 tonight, do you want to start? I can't speak at the best of 1855 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,080 tonight, do you want to start? I can't speak at the best of times! 1856 00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:02,800 She sells seashells by the sea shore. 1857 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,080 Incidentally, 1858 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:03,440 Incidentally, that 1859 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:03,680 Incidentally, that is 1860 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:03,800 Incidentally, that is a 1861 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:04,400 Incidentally, that is a stupid 1862 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:04,640 Incidentally, that is a stupid place 1863 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,000 Incidentally, that is a stupid place to 1864 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:05,160 Incidentally, that is a stupid place to sell 1865 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:05,400 Incidentally, that is a stupid place to sell seashells, 1866 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:05,640 Incidentally, that is a stupid place to sell seashells, it 1867 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:05,880 Incidentally, that is a stupid place to sell seashells, it is 1868 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,240 Incidentally, that is a stupid place to sell seashells, it is a 1869 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:06,360 Incidentally, that is a stupid place to sell seashells, it is a flooded 1870 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,480 to sell seashells, it is a flooded market! 1871 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,400 to sell seashells, it is a flooded market! Jon? 1872 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,120 to sell seashells, it is a flooded market! Jon? I 1873 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:10,400 to sell seashells, it is a flooded market! Jon? I have 1874 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:10,760 to sell seashells, it is a flooded market! Jon? I have got 1875 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:10,880 to sell seashells, it is a flooded market! Jon? I have got the 1876 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,280 to sell seashells, it is a flooded market! Jon? I have got the easy 1877 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:11,600 market! Jon? I have got the easy one, 1878 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:11,720 market! Jon? I have got the easy one, because 1879 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,080 market! Jon? I have got the easy one, because I 1880 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:12,240 market! Jon? I have got the easy one, because I don't 1881 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,200 market! Jon? I have got the easy one, because I don't speak 1882 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:14,440 market! Jon? I have got the easy one, because I don't speak Josh's 1883 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:14,760 one, because I don't speak Josh's wonderful 1884 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:15,440 one, because I don't speak Josh's wonderful English. 1885 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,000 one, because I don't speak Josh's wonderful English. It 1886 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:16,480 one, because I don't speak Josh's wonderful English. It is 1887 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,480 one, because I don't speak Josh's wonderful English. It is called 1888 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:18,000 wonderful English. It is called standard 1889 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:18,400 wonderful English. It is called standard southern 1890 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:18,640 wonderful English. It is called standard southern British 1891 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:18,920 wonderful English. It is called standard southern British English, 1892 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:19,080 standard southern British English, thank 1893 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:19,480 standard southern British English, thank you. 1894 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:19,840 standard southern British English, thank you. You 1895 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:20,160 standard southern British English, thank you. You will 1896 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:20,400 standard southern British English, thank you. You will not 1897 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:20,640 standard southern British English, thank you. You will not be 1898 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:20,880 standard southern British English, thank you. You will not be able 1899 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:21,280 standard southern British English, thank you. You will not be able to 1900 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:21,440 thank you. You will not be able to see 1901 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,320 thank you. You will not be able to see this. 1902 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,960 Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said the butter's bitter. 1903 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,120 If i put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter, 1904 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,680 but a bit of better butter will make my batter better. 1905 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:35,160 Whoa! 1906 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,040 Hello! 1907 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:42,400 Hello! Wow! 1908 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:42,680 Hello! Wow! And 1909 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:42,920 Hello! Wow! And I 1910 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:43,280 Hello! Wow! And I am 1911 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:52,200 Hello! Wow! And I am absolutely 1912 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:52,440 Hello! Wow! And I am absolutely shit 1913 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:52,800 Hello! Wow! And I am absolutely shit faced 1914 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:52,920 Hello! Wow! And I am absolutely shit faced as 1915 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:53,160 Hello! Wow! And I am absolutely shit faced as well. 1916 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:53,400 Hello! Wow! And I am absolutely shit faced as well. I 1917 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:53,760 Hello! Wow! And I am absolutely shit faced as well. I have 1918 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:53,880 Hello! Wow! And I am absolutely shit faced as well. I have seen 1919 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:54,240 Hello! Wow! And I am absolutely shit faced as well. I have seen people 1920 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:54,360 Hello! Wow! And I am absolutely shit faced as well. I have seen people on 1921 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:54,680 faced as well. I have seen people on the 1922 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,040 faced as well. I have seen people on the show 1923 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:55,160 faced as well. I have seen people on the show who 1924 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:55,400 faced as well. I have seen people on the show who have 1925 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:55,640 faced as well. I have seen people on the show who have won 1926 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,000 faced as well. I have seen people on the show who have won a 1927 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:56,280 faced as well. I have seen people on the show who have won a gold 1928 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:56,400 faced as well. I have seen people on the show who have won a gold medal 1929 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:56,720 the show who have won a gold medal with 1930 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:56,960 the show who have won a gold medal with no 1931 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:57,200 the show who have won a gold medal with no arms, 1932 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:57,440 the show who have won a gold medal with no arms, and 1933 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:57,680 the show who have won a gold medal with no arms, and I 1934 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:58,040 the show who have won a gold medal with no arms, and I have 1935 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:58,640 the show who have won a gold medal with no arms, and I have never 1936 00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:58,880 the show who have won a gold medal with no arms, and I have never heard 1937 00:25:58,880 --> 00:25:59,200 with no arms, and I have never heard a 1938 00:25:59,200 --> 00:25:59,440 with no arms, and I have never heard a chair 1939 00:25:59,440 --> 00:25:59,680 with no arms, and I have never heard a chair like 1940 00:25:59,680 --> 00:25:59,920 with no arms, and I have never heard a chair like that. 1941 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:00,160 with no arms, and I have never heard a chair like that. It 1942 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:00,400 with no arms, and I have never heard a chair like that. It is 1943 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:00,760 with no arms, and I have never heard a chair like that. It is the 1944 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:01,040 with no arms, and I have never heard a chair like that. It is the first 1945 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:01,360 a chair like that. It is the first time 1946 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:01,600 a chair like that. It is the first time you 1947 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:01,840 a chair like that. It is the first time you have 1948 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,200 a chair like that. It is the first time you have impressed 1949 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,240 a chair like that. It is the first time you have impressed me! 1950 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,480 Back to grown-up news now, 1951 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,120 and this week saw the first King's Speech in 70 years, 1952 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,240 as the monarch laid out his government's upcoming plans. 1953 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,320 Wee Pebble said... 1954 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,440 #IsItOK that the King couldn't have looked any more 1955 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,520 disinterested during his speech? 1956 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,560 He did look bored. 1957 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,720 Although to be fair, he can only work with the material he's given, 1958 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,840 which meant he did have to read out policies 1959 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,240 concerning the drilling of oil, which he clearly disagreed with. 1960 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:31,440 And unfortunately you can't do this when you're King. 1961 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:31,840 You 1962 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:32,280 You can't 1963 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:32,520 You can't do 1964 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:32,960 You can't do it 1965 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:33,080 You can't do it when 1966 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:33,320 You can't do it when you 1967 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:33,680 You can't do it when you are 1968 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:33,800 You can't do it when you are not 1969 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:34,040 You can't do it when you are not the 1970 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:34,400 You can't do it when you are not the King 1971 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,480 You can't do it when you are not the King either! 1972 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:36,720 You can't do it when you are not the King either! I 1973 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:36,960 You can't do it when you are not the King either! I have 1974 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:37,800 You can't do it when you are not the King either! I have realised, 1975 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:37,920 You can't do it when you are not the King either! I have realised, trying 1976 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:38,240 King either! I have realised, trying to 1977 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:38,480 King either! I have realised, trying to do 1978 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:38,720 King either! I have realised, trying to do this, 1979 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:38,960 King either! I have realised, trying to do this, through 1980 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:39,200 King either! I have realised, trying to do this, through playing 1981 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:39,440 King either! I have realised, trying to do this, through playing rugby 1982 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:39,840 to do this, through playing rugby and 1983 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:40,080 to do this, through playing rugby and brushing 1984 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:40,840 to do this, through playing rugby and brushing my 1985 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:41,200 to do this, through playing rugby and brushing my fingers, 1986 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:41,320 to do this, through playing rugby and brushing my fingers, I 1987 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,120 to do this, through playing rugby and brushing my fingers, I cannot 1988 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:43,560 and brushing my fingers, I cannot bend 1989 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:43,800 and brushing my fingers, I cannot bend that 1990 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:43,920 and brushing my fingers, I cannot bend that one 1991 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,160 and brushing my fingers, I cannot bend that one any 1992 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:44,400 and brushing my fingers, I cannot bend that one any more. 1993 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:44,640 and brushing my fingers, I cannot bend that one any more. Oh, 1994 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:44,880 and brushing my fingers, I cannot bend that one any more. Oh, poor 1995 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,640 bend that one any more. Oh, poor you! 1996 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:46,880 bend that one any more. Oh, poor you! Oh, 1997 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:54,120 bend that one any more. Oh, poor you! Oh, no! 1998 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:54,360 bend that one any more. Oh, poor you! Oh, no! Are 1999 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:54,600 bend that one any more. Oh, poor you! Oh, no! Are you 2000 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,000 bend that one any more. Oh, poor you! Oh, no! Are you OK 2001 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:55,240 bend that one any more. Oh, poor you! Oh, no! Are you OK with 2002 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:55,520 bend that one any more. Oh, poor you! Oh, no! Are you OK with your 2003 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:55,680 you! Oh, no! Are you OK with your weird 2004 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:55,920 you! Oh, no! Are you OK with your weird little 2005 00:26:55,920 --> 00:27:00,880 you! Oh, no! Are you OK with your weird little hands?! 2006 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,240 you! Oh, no! Are you OK with your weird little hands?! Literally, 2007 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:01,560 weird little hands?! Literally, watch 2008 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:01,800 weird little hands?! Literally, watch this, 2009 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,040 weird little hands?! Literally, watch this, the 2010 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:02,280 weird little hands?! Literally, watch this, the only 2011 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:03,160 weird little hands?! Literally, watch this, the only way 2012 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:03,400 weird little hands?! Literally, watch this, the only way I 2013 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:03,520 weird little hands?! Literally, watch this, the only way I can 2014 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:03,920 weird little hands?! Literally, watch this, the only way I can bend 2015 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:04,080 watch this, the only way I can bend my 2016 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:04,320 watch this, the only way I can bend my finger 2017 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:04,560 watch this, the only way I can bend my finger as 2018 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:04,800 watch this, the only way I can bend my finger as if 2019 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,040 watch this, the only way I can bend my finger as if I 2020 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:05,400 watch this, the only way I can bend my finger as if I push 2021 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:05,520 watch this, the only way I can bend my finger as if I push it, 2022 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:05,760 watch this, the only way I can bend my finger as if I push it, there 2023 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:06,160 watch this, the only way I can bend my finger as if I push it, there you 2024 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:06,320 my finger as if I push it, there you go. 2025 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:06,560 my finger as if I push it, there you go. That 2026 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:06,800 my finger as if I push it, there you go. That is 2027 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,040 my finger as if I push it, there you go. That is not 2028 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:07,280 my finger as if I push it, there you go. That is not right, 2029 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:07,520 my finger as if I push it, there you go. That is not right, is 2030 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,600 my finger as if I push it, there you go. That is not right, is it? 2031 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:09,800 my finger as if I push it, there you go. That is not right, is it? Is 2032 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,200 go. That is not right, is it? Is that 2033 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:10,440 go. That is not right, is it? Is that the 2034 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,240 go. That is not right, is it? Is that the Australian 2035 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:11,360 go. That is not right, is it? Is that the Australian version 2036 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,040 go. That is not right, is it? Is that the Australian version of 2037 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:13,280 go. That is not right, is it? Is that the Australian version of pull 2038 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:13,720 that the Australian version of pull my 2039 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,000 that the Australian version of pull my finger...? 2040 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:14,280 that the Australian version of pull my finger...? I 2041 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:14,520 that the Australian version of pull my finger...? I cannot 2042 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:14,760 that the Australian version of pull my finger...? I cannot even 2043 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,200 my finger...? I cannot even demonstrate 2044 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:15,320 my finger...? I cannot even demonstrate what 2045 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:15,680 my finger...? I cannot even demonstrate what I'm 2046 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:15,800 my finger...? I cannot even demonstrate what I'm trying 2047 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,040 my finger...? I cannot even demonstrate what I'm trying to 2048 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:21,240 my finger...? I cannot even demonstrate what I'm trying to do! 2049 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:25,400 He can't go, My government will continue to "lead action" on... 2050 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:25,960 Just 2051 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,200 Just so 2052 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:26,560 Just so you 2053 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:26,680 Just so you now, 2054 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:26,920 Just so you now, you 2055 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:27,160 Just so you now, you are 2056 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:27,400 Just so you now, you are flicking 2057 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:27,760 Just so you now, you are flicking the 2058 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:28,000 Just so you now, you are flicking the bird 2059 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:28,240 Just so you now, you are flicking the bird to 2060 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:28,480 Just so you now, you are flicking the bird to the 2061 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,320 Just so you now, you are flicking the bird to the audience! 2062 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:32,440 Just so you now, you are flicking the bird to the audience! Put 2063 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:32,680 Just so you now, you are flicking the bird to the audience! Put it 2064 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,720 the bird to the audience! Put it down! 2065 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:35,960 the bird to the audience! Put it down! I 2066 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,280 the bird to the audience! Put it down! I can't! 2067 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:38,520 the bird to the audience! Put it down! I can't! You 2068 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:38,760 the bird to the audience! Put it down! I can't! You are 2069 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:39,120 the bird to the audience! Put it down! I can't! You are like 2070 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:39,400 the bird to the audience! Put it down! I can't! You are like an 2071 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:39,560 down! I can't! You are like an action 2072 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,000 down! I can't! You are like an action figure! 2073 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:42,240 down! I can't! You are like an action figure! The 2074 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:42,800 down! I can't! You are like an action figure! The second 2075 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:42,920 down! I can't! You are like an action figure! The second half 2076 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:43,320 down! I can't! You are like an action figure! The second half of 2077 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:43,760 action figure! The second half of the...! 2078 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,000 the...! APPLAUSE 2079 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:54,920 How 2080 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:55,040 How do 2081 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:55,360 How do we 2082 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:55,600 How do we think 2083 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:55,960 How do we think the 2084 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:56,080 How do we think the King 2085 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,760 How do we think the King David? 2086 00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,240 How do we think the King David? He 2087 00:27:59,240 --> 00:27:59,520 How do we think the King David? He definitely 2088 00:27:59,520 --> 00:27:59,800 How do we think the King David? He definitely had 2089 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:00,320 How do we think the King David? He definitely had the 2090 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,040 How do we think the King David? He definitely had the look 2091 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:01,280 How do we think the King David? He definitely had the look of 2092 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:01,520 How do we think the King David? He definitely had the look of a 2093 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:01,760 How do we think the King David? He definitely had the look of a boy 2094 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:02,080 He definitely had the look of a boy who 2095 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:02,320 He definitely had the look of a boy who had 2096 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:02,680 He definitely had the look of a boy who had to 2097 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:02,800 He definitely had the look of a boy who had to read 2098 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:03,160 He definitely had the look of a boy who had to read an 2099 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:03,280 He definitely had the look of a boy who had to read an essay 2100 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:03,640 He definitely had the look of a boy who had to read an essay that 2101 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:03,760 He definitely had the look of a boy who had to read an essay that he 2102 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:04,080 who had to read an essay that he clearly 2103 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:04,440 who had to read an essay that he clearly did 2104 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:04,560 who had to read an essay that he clearly did not 2105 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,640 who had to read an essay that he clearly did not right. 2106 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,440 who had to read an essay that he clearly did not right. But 2107 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:09,760 who had to read an essay that he clearly did not right. But didn't 2108 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:10,000 who had to read an essay that he clearly did not right. But didn't he 2109 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:10,320 clearly did not right. But didn't he say 2110 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:10,840 clearly did not right. But didn't he say something 2111 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:11,200 clearly did not right. But didn't he say something about 2112 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:11,520 clearly did not right. But didn't he say something about high 2113 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:11,640 clearly did not right. But didn't he say something about high quality 2114 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,080 say something about high quality apprenticeships? 2115 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:12,320 say something about high quality apprenticeships? Like 2116 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:12,640 say something about high quality apprenticeships? Like we 2117 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:13,320 say something about high quality apprenticeships? Like we want 2118 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:13,440 say something about high quality apprenticeships? Like we want to 2119 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,280 say something about high quality apprenticeships? Like we want to get 2120 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:14,600 apprenticeships? Like we want to get kids 2121 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:14,960 apprenticeships? Like we want to get kids out 2122 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:15,200 apprenticeships? Like we want to get kids out of 2123 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:15,320 apprenticeships? Like we want to get kids out of low 2124 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:15,560 apprenticeships? Like we want to get kids out of low quality 2125 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:15,800 apprenticeships? Like we want to get kids out of low quality college 2126 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,440 kids out of low quality college degrees 2127 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:17,800 kids out of low quality college degrees and 2128 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,040 kids out of low quality college degrees and into 2129 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:18,320 kids out of low quality college degrees and into high-quality 2130 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,360 degrees and into high-quality apprenticeships? 2131 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:19,480 degrees and into high-quality apprenticeships? I 2132 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:19,760 degrees and into high-quality apprenticeships? I am 2133 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:20,000 degrees and into high-quality apprenticeships? I am like, 2134 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:20,360 degrees and into high-quality apprenticeships? I am like, this 2135 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,120 degrees and into high-quality apprenticeships? I am like, this guy 2136 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:21,280 apprenticeships? I am like, this guy was 2137 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:21,520 apprenticeships? I am like, this guy was in 2138 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:21,760 apprenticeships? I am like, this guy was in a 2139 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,880 apprenticeships? I am like, this guy was in a quality 2140 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:25,120 apprenticeships? I am like, this guy was in a quality apprenticeship 2141 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:25,360 apprenticeships? I am like, this guy was in a quality apprenticeship for 2142 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:26,280 was in a quality apprenticeship for years, 2143 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:26,640 was in a quality apprenticeship for years, and 2144 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:26,760 was in a quality apprenticeship for years, and at 2145 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,000 was in a quality apprenticeship for years, and at the 2146 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:27,240 was in a quality apprenticeship for years, and at the end 2147 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:27,480 was in a quality apprenticeship for years, and at the end of 2148 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:27,720 was in a quality apprenticeship for years, and at the end of it 2149 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:27,960 was in a quality apprenticeship for years, and at the end of it he 2150 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,280 years, and at the end of it he couldn't 2151 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:28,520 years, and at the end of it he couldn't use 2152 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,480 years, and at the end of it he couldn't use a 2153 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:31,720 years, and at the end of it he couldn't use a fucking 2154 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:32,720 years, and at the end of it he couldn't use a fucking pen! 2155 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:32,960 years, and at the end of it he couldn't use a fucking pen! He 2156 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:33,280 years, and at the end of it he couldn't use a fucking pen! He is 2157 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:33,600 couldn't use a fucking pen! He is another 2158 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,040 couldn't use a fucking pen! He is another one 2159 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:34,640 couldn't use a fucking pen! He is another one who 2160 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:34,880 couldn't use a fucking pen! He is another one who has 2161 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:35,000 couldn't use a fucking pen! He is another one who has got 2162 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:35,400 couldn't use a fucking pen! He is another one who has got funny 2163 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:35,560 another one who has got funny fingers, 2164 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:35,800 another one who has got funny fingers, isn't 2165 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,240 another one who has got funny fingers, isn't he? 2166 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,160 Interestingly, Suella Braverman's suggestion of banning tent cities 2167 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,080 didn't make it to the final draft, but one bill that did 2168 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,960 was Rishi Sunak's pledge that no child under the age of 15 2169 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,320 will ever be able to buy cigarettes in their lifetime. 2170 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,000 Basically, the age requirement to buy cigarettes 2171 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,720 will rise by a year every year, 2172 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:54,680 until eventually there'll be 70-year-olds outside newsagents, 2173 00:28:54,680 --> 00:29:04,640 asking 71-year-olds to buy them cigarettes. 2174 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,080 Third-hand 2175 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:07,480 Third-hand smoke, 2176 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:07,680 Third-hand smoke, there 2177 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:07,960 Third-hand smoke, there is 2178 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:08,200 Third-hand smoke, there is going 2179 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:08,440 Third-hand smoke, there is going to 2180 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:08,680 Third-hand smoke, there is going to be 2181 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:08,920 Third-hand smoke, there is going to be a 2182 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:09,160 Third-hand smoke, there is going to be a whole 2183 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:09,520 Third-hand smoke, there is going to be a whole generation 2184 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,800 Third-hand smoke, there is going to be a whole generation of 2185 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:11,040 Third-hand smoke, there is going to be a whole generation of kids 2186 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:11,440 Third-hand smoke, there is going to be a whole generation of kids who 2187 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:11,560 Third-hand smoke, there is going to be a whole generation of kids who do 2188 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:11,880 be a whole generation of kids who do not 2189 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:12,120 be a whole generation of kids who do not know 2190 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:12,360 be a whole generation of kids who do not know who 2191 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:12,600 be a whole generation of kids who do not know who the 2192 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:12,960 be a whole generation of kids who do not know who the cruel 2193 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,200 be a whole generation of kids who do not know who the cruel ones 2194 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,280 be a whole generation of kids who do not know who the cruel ones are. 2195 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,000 not know who the cruel ones are. Sitting 2196 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,400 not know who the cruel ones are. Sitting on 2197 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:17,520 not know who the cruel ones are. Sitting on the 2198 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:17,760 not know who the cruel ones are. Sitting on the back 2199 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:18,000 not know who the cruel ones are. Sitting on the back of 2200 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:18,360 not know who the cruel ones are. Sitting on the back of the 2201 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:18,640 not know who the cruel ones are. Sitting on the back of the bust 2202 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:18,920 Sitting on the back of the bust talking 2203 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:19,160 Sitting on the back of the bust talking like 2204 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:19,400 Sitting on the back of the bust talking like Josh? 2205 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:19,840 Sitting on the back of the bust talking like Josh? How 2206 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,080 Sitting on the back of the bust talking like Josh? How do 2207 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:20,600 Sitting on the back of the bust talking like Josh? How do you 2208 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,000 Sitting on the back of the bust talking like Josh? How do you think 2209 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:21,160 talking like Josh? How do you think I 2210 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:21,400 talking like Josh? How do you think I got 2211 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:21,640 talking like Josh? How do you think I got my 2212 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:22,000 talking like Josh? How do you think I got my sexy 2213 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,880 talking like Josh? How do you think I got my sexy voice?! 2214 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:24,120 talking like Josh? How do you think I got my sexy voice?! A 2215 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:24,480 talking like Josh? How do you think I got my sexy voice?! A few 2216 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:32,280 talking like Josh? How do you think I got my sexy voice?! A few blunts! 2217 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:32,440 I got my sexy voice?! A few blunts! Stone 2218 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:32,680 I got my sexy voice?! A few blunts! Stone across 2219 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,040 I got my sexy voice?! A few blunts! Stone across the 2220 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:33,280 I got my sexy voice?! A few blunts! Stone across the world 2221 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:33,400 I got my sexy voice?! A few blunts! Stone across the world just 2222 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:33,720 Stone across the world just throughout 2223 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,080 Stone across the world just throughout their 2224 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,000 Stone across the world just throughout their joints! 2225 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,360 Another bill addressed the lack of space in UK prisons 2226 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,440 by allowing the Government 2227 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:48,800 to rent space in foreign jails for British prisoners. 2228 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:49,080 Oh, 2229 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:49,520 Oh, God! 2230 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,040 Oh, God! It 2231 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:50,280 Oh, God! It is 2232 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:50,640 Oh, God! It is just 2233 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:50,800 Oh, God! It is just an 2234 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,240 Oh, God! It is just an avoidance 2235 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:51,600 Oh, God! It is just an avoidance of 2236 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,800 Oh, God! It is just an avoidance of the 2237 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:53,400 Oh, God! It is just an avoidance of the sort 2238 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:53,640 Oh, God! It is just an avoidance of the sort of 2239 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:53,760 Oh, God! It is just an avoidance of the sort of prison 2240 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,000 Oh, God! It is just an avoidance of the sort of prison industrial 2241 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,600 the sort of prison industrial complex 2242 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:54,720 the sort of prison industrial complex problem, 2243 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,080 the sort of prison industrial complex problem, I 2244 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:55,320 the sort of prison industrial complex problem, I do 2245 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:55,560 the sort of prison industrial complex problem, I do not 2246 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:55,800 the sort of prison industrial complex problem, I do not know 2247 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,080 the sort of prison industrial complex problem, I do not know how 2248 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:56,240 complex problem, I do not know how it 2249 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:56,600 complex problem, I do not know how it works 2250 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:56,840 complex problem, I do not know how it works in 2251 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:56,960 complex problem, I do not know how it works in the 2252 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:57,200 complex problem, I do not know how it works in the UK, 2253 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:57,520 complex problem, I do not know how it works in the UK, but 2254 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:57,880 complex problem, I do not know how it works in the UK, but clearly 2255 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:58,000 complex problem, I do not know how it works in the UK, but clearly you 2256 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:58,440 it works in the UK, but clearly you have 2257 00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:58,560 it works in the UK, but clearly you have got 2258 00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:58,800 it works in the UK, but clearly you have got more 2259 00:29:58,800 --> 00:29:59,160 it works in the UK, but clearly you have got more criminals 2260 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,240 it works in the UK, but clearly you have got more criminals than 2261 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:00,480 it works in the UK, but clearly you have got more criminals than room 2262 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:00,600 it works in the UK, but clearly you have got more criminals than room in 2263 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:00,920 have got more criminals than room in prisons, 2264 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:01,280 have got more criminals than room in prisons, but 2265 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:01,520 have got more criminals than room in prisons, but also 2266 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:01,760 have got more criminals than room in prisons, but also most 2267 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,120 have got more criminals than room in prisons, but also most of 2268 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:02,360 have got more criminals than room in prisons, but also most of the 2269 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:02,640 have got more criminals than room in prisons, but also most of the flats 2270 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:02,960 prisons, but also most of the flats I 2271 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:03,200 prisons, but also most of the flats I have 2272 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:03,560 prisons, but also most of the flats I have lived 2273 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:03,840 prisons, but also most of the flats I have lived in 2274 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:03,960 prisons, but also most of the flats I have lived in in 2275 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:04,320 prisons, but also most of the flats I have lived in in London 2276 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:04,440 prisons, but also most of the flats I have lived in in London look 2277 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:04,680 prisons, but also most of the flats I have lived in in London look like 2278 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,120 I have lived in in London look like prisons, 2279 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:05,440 I have lived in in London look like prisons, so 2280 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,040 I have lived in in London look like prisons, so it 2281 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:06,160 I have lived in in London look like prisons, so it is 2282 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:06,400 I have lived in in London look like prisons, so it is a 2283 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:06,760 I have lived in in London look like prisons, so it is a weird 2284 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:06,880 I have lived in in London look like prisons, so it is a weird thing, 2285 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:07,280 I have lived in in London look like prisons, so it is a weird thing, are 2286 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:07,560 prisons, so it is a weird thing, are they 2287 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:08,480 prisons, so it is a weird thing, are they going 2288 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,400 prisons, so it is a weird thing, are they going to 2289 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:09,640 prisons, so it is a weird thing, are they going to have 2290 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:09,760 prisons, so it is a weird thing, are they going to have estate 2291 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:10,000 prisons, so it is a weird thing, are they going to have estate agents 2292 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:10,320 they going to have estate agents showing 2293 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:10,560 they going to have estate agents showing them 2294 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,480 they going to have estate agents showing them off? 2295 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:12,880 they going to have estate agents showing them off? Here 2296 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:13,120 they going to have estate agents showing them off? Here are 2297 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:13,520 they going to have estate agents showing them off? Here are the 2298 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:13,800 showing them off? Here are the showers, 2299 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:14,040 showing them off? Here are the showers, consensual 2300 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:14,160 showing them off? Here are the showers, consensual or 2301 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:14,560 showing them off? Here are the showers, consensual or nonconsensual 2302 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:14,720 showers, consensual or nonconsensual love 2303 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,360 showers, consensual or nonconsensual love rooms. 2304 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:18,720 showers, consensual or nonconsensual love rooms. And 2305 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:18,960 showers, consensual or nonconsensual love rooms. And also, 2306 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:19,800 showers, consensual or nonconsensual love rooms. And also, didn't 2307 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:20,400 showers, consensual or nonconsensual love rooms. And also, didn't we 2308 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:20,520 showers, consensual or nonconsensual love rooms. And also, didn't we do 2309 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:20,960 love rooms. And also, didn't we do that 2310 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:21,200 love rooms. And also, didn't we do that before? 2311 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:21,480 love rooms. And also, didn't we do that before? Like 2312 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:21,840 love rooms. And also, didn't we do that before? Like wasn't 2313 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:21,960 love rooms. And also, didn't we do that before? Like wasn't your 2314 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,400 that before? Like wasn't your country 2315 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:22,640 that before? Like wasn't your country the 2316 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:22,880 that before? Like wasn't your country the place 2317 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:23,000 that before? Like wasn't your country the place we 2318 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:23,360 that before? Like wasn't your country the place we sent 2319 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:23,480 that before? Like wasn't your country the place we sent people 2320 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:29,280 that before? Like wasn't your country the place we sent people to? 2321 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:29,520 country the place we sent people to? What 2322 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:29,760 country the place we sent people to? What are 2323 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:30,680 country the place we sent people to? What are you 2324 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:30,960 country the place we sent people to? What are you going 2325 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:31,200 country the place we sent people to? What are you going to 2326 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:31,440 country the place we sent people to? What are you going to do, 2327 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:31,920 country the place we sent people to? What are you going to do, create 2328 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:32,360 What are you going to do, create another 2329 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:32,600 What are you going to do, create another country 2330 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:32,720 What are you going to do, create another country that 2331 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,080 What are you going to do, create another country that beats 2332 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:33,320 What are you going to do, create another country that beats you 2333 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:33,720 What are you going to do, create another country that beats you in 2334 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,280 another country that beats you in cricket?! 2335 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:37,640 another country that beats you in cricket?! Now 2336 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:38,040 another country that beats you in cricket?! Now you 2337 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:38,160 another country that beats you in cricket?! Now you know 2338 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:38,560 another country that beats you in cricket?! Now you know what 2339 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:38,680 another country that beats you in cricket?! Now you know what it 2340 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:38,920 another country that beats you in cricket?! Now you know what it is 2341 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:45,040 cricket?! Now you know what it is like! 2342 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:45,280 cricket?! Now you know what it is like! Jon, 2343 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,400 cricket?! Now you know what it is like! Jon, thoughts? 2344 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,200 cricket?! Now you know what it is like! Jon, thoughts? It 2345 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:48,320 cricket?! Now you know what it is like! Jon, thoughts? It is 2346 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:48,560 cricket?! Now you know what it is like! Jon, thoughts? It is not 2347 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:48,960 cricket?! Now you know what it is like! Jon, thoughts? It is not good 2348 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:49,120 like! Jon, thoughts? It is not good for 2349 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:49,480 like! Jon, thoughts? It is not good for the 2350 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:49,600 like! Jon, thoughts? It is not good for the people 2351 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:49,960 like! Jon, thoughts? It is not good for the people who 2352 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:50,080 like! Jon, thoughts? It is not good for the people who think 2353 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:50,320 like! Jon, thoughts? It is not good for the people who think prison 2354 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:50,720 like! Jon, thoughts? It is not good for the people who think prison is 2355 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:51,000 for the people who think prison is like 2356 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:51,120 for the people who think prison is like a 2357 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:51,360 for the people who think prison is like a holiday 2358 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:51,600 for the people who think prison is like a holiday camp 2359 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:51,960 for the people who think prison is like a holiday camp already 2360 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:52,080 for the people who think prison is like a holiday camp already to 2361 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:52,320 for the people who think prison is like a holiday camp already to be 2362 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:52,640 like a holiday camp already to be told 2363 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:53,400 like a holiday camp already to be told there 2364 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:53,640 like a holiday camp already to be told there are 2365 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:54,400 like a holiday camp already to be told there are no 2366 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:54,520 like a holiday camp already to be told there are no flights 2367 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:54,920 like a holiday camp already to be told there are no flights and 2368 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:55,360 told there are no flights and cruises 2369 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:55,600 told there are no flights and cruises involved. 2370 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:55,840 told there are no flights and cruises involved. If 2371 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:56,280 told there are no flights and cruises involved. If the 2372 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:56,400 told there are no flights and cruises involved. If the prisons 2373 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:56,640 told there are no flights and cruises involved. If the prisons are 2374 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:56,960 cruises involved. If the prisons are full, 2375 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:57,320 cruises involved. If the prisons are full, that 2376 00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:57,440 cruises involved. If the prisons are full, that is 2377 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:57,680 cruises involved. If the prisons are full, that is the 2378 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,040 cruises involved. If the prisons are full, that is the sign 2379 00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:58,160 cruises involved. If the prisons are full, that is the sign of 2380 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:58,520 cruises involved. If the prisons are full, that is the sign of a 2381 00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:58,800 cruises involved. If the prisons are full, that is the sign of a problem 2382 00:30:58,800 --> 00:30:59,720 full, that is the sign of a problem further 2383 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:00,080 full, that is the sign of a problem further down 2384 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:00,320 full, that is the sign of a problem further down the 2385 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:00,560 full, that is the sign of a problem further down the chain 2386 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,560 full, that is the sign of a problem further down the chain than, 2387 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:01,920 full, that is the sign of a problem further down the chain than, well, 2388 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:02,240 further down the chain than, well, we 2389 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:02,480 further down the chain than, well, we need 2390 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:02,840 further down the chain than, well, we need more 2391 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:03,080 further down the chain than, well, we need more prisons. 2392 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:03,200 further down the chain than, well, we need more prisons. Let's 2393 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:03,440 further down the chain than, well, we need more prisons. Let's look 2394 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:03,920 further down the chain than, well, we need more prisons. Let's look at 2395 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:04,200 we need more prisons. Let's look at why 2396 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:04,440 we need more prisons. Let's look at why there 2397 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:04,920 we need more prisons. Let's look at why there are 2398 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:05,160 we need more prisons. Let's look at why there are so 2399 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:05,880 we need more prisons. Let's look at why there are so many 2400 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:06,120 we need more prisons. Let's look at why there are so many people 2401 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:06,560 we need more prisons. Let's look at why there are so many people in 2402 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:06,840 why there are so many people in fucking 2403 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,640 why there are so many people in fucking prison. 2404 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,120 fucking prison. APPLAUSE 2405 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:12,520 Also, 2406 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:12,760 Also, how 2407 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:12,880 Also, how do 2408 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:13,240 Also, how do they 2409 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:13,480 Also, how do they ever 2410 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,080 Also, how do they ever have 2411 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:14,360 Also, how do they ever have visits 2412 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:14,600 Also, how do they ever have visits from 2413 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:14,960 Also, how do they ever have visits from their 2414 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,240 Also, how do they ever have visits from their family? 2415 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:15,600 from their family? Is 2416 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:15,840 from their family? Is the 2417 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:16,160 from their family? Is the Government 2418 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,000 from their family? Is the Government going 2419 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:17,480 from their family? Is the Government going to 2420 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:17,720 from their family? Is the Government going to pay 2421 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,120 from their family? Is the Government going to pay for 2422 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:18,280 Is the Government going to pay for flights? 2423 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:18,520 Is the Government going to pay for flights? Or 2424 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:18,880 Is the Government going to pay for flights? Or are 2425 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:19,000 Is the Government going to pay for flights? Or are these 2426 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:19,360 Is the Government going to pay for flights? Or are these the 2427 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:19,480 Is the Government going to pay for flights? Or are these the people 2428 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:19,720 Is the Government going to pay for flights? Or are these the people who 2429 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,040 flights? Or are these the people who never 2430 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:20,400 flights? Or are these the people who never get 2431 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:20,520 flights? Or are these the people who never get to 2432 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:20,880 flights? Or are these the people who never get to be 2433 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:21,000 flights? Or are these the people who never get to be seen 2434 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:21,240 flights? Or are these the people who never get to be seen by 2435 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:21,600 flights? Or are these the people who never get to be seen by anyone? 2436 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:21,840 flights? Or are these the people who never get to be seen by anyone? I 2437 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:22,120 flights? Or are these the people who never get to be seen by anyone? I do 2438 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:22,280 never get to be seen by anyone? I do not 2439 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:22,600 never get to be seen by anyone? I do not see 2440 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:22,840 never get to be seen by anyone? I do not see how 2441 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:23,200 never get to be seen by anyone? I do not see how it 2442 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:23,440 never get to be seen by anyone? I do not see how it is 2443 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:23,560 never get to be seen by anyone? I do not see how it is supposed 2444 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:23,800 never get to be seen by anyone? I do not see how it is supposed to 2445 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:33,560 never get to be seen by anyone? I do not see how it is supposed to work. 2446 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:34,040 Imagine 2447 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,840 Meanwhile, the Covid inquiry rumbles on, and this week it was revealed 2448 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,560 on, and this week it was revealed 2449 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,240 that Boris Johnson actually suggested injecting himself 2450 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,600 with Covid on live TV to prove it wasn't harmful. 2451 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:42,840 anyone 2452 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:43,040 anyone want 2453 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:43,400 anyone want to 2454 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:43,520 anyone want to take 2455 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:43,800 anyone want to take this?! 2456 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:44,240 anyone want to take this?! It 2457 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:44,600 anyone want to take this?! It would 2458 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:44,960 anyone want to take this?! It would be 2459 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:45,520 anyone want to take this?! It would be a 2460 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,000 anyone want to take this?! It would be a very 2461 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:46,360 anyone want to take this?! It would be a very long 2462 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:46,600 anyone want to take this?! It would be a very long TV 2463 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:46,840 anyone want to take this?! It would be a very long TV show, 2464 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:47,240 anyone want to take this?! It would be a very long TV show, it 2465 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:47,480 anyone want to take this?! It would be a very long TV show, it would 2466 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,040 anyone want to take this?! It would be a very long TV show, it would be 2467 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:48,320 be a very long TV show, it would be about 2468 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:48,440 be a very long TV show, it would be about two 2469 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:48,800 be a very long TV show, it would be about two weeks, 2470 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:49,040 be a very long TV show, it would be about two weeks, wouldn't 2471 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:49,280 be a very long TV show, it would be about two weeks, wouldn't it? 2472 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:49,560 be a very long TV show, it would be about two weeks, wouldn't it? It 2473 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:49,840 about two weeks, wouldn't it? It would 2474 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,080 about two weeks, wouldn't it? It would be 2475 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:50,200 about two weeks, wouldn't it? It would be like 2476 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:50,440 about two weeks, wouldn't it? It would be like when 2477 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:50,680 about two weeks, wouldn't it? It would be like when they 2478 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:50,920 about two weeks, wouldn't it? It would be like when they used 2479 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:51,160 about two weeks, wouldn't it? It would be like when they used to 2480 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:51,480 would be like when they used to shout 2481 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:51,720 would be like when they used to shout live 2482 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:56,000 would be like when they used to shout live Big 2483 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:56,240 would be like when they used to shout live Big Brother 2484 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:56,600 would be like when they used to shout live Big Brother on 2485 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:56,840 would be like when they used to shout live Big Brother on E4. 2486 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:57,480 would be like when they used to shout live Big Brother on E4. If 2487 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:57,880 would be like when they used to shout live Big Brother on E4. If I 2488 00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:58,360 shout live Big Brother on E4. If I saw 2489 00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:58,600 shout live Big Brother on E4. If I saw Boris 2490 00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:58,720 shout live Big Brother on E4. If I saw Boris Johnson 2491 00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:59,160 shout live Big Brother on E4. If I saw Boris Johnson being 2492 00:31:59,160 --> 00:31:59,440 shout live Big Brother on E4. If I saw Boris Johnson being injected 2493 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,040 shout live Big Brother on E4. If I saw Boris Johnson being injected by 2494 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:00,200 saw Boris Johnson being injected by Covid 2495 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:00,960 saw Boris Johnson being injected by Covid on 2496 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,320 saw Boris Johnson being injected by Covid on TV, 2497 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,320 saw Boris Johnson being injected by Covid on TV, I 2498 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:02,440 saw Boris Johnson being injected by Covid on TV, I would 2499 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:02,960 saw Boris Johnson being injected by Covid on TV, I would be, 2500 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:03,240 saw Boris Johnson being injected by Covid on TV, I would be, about 2501 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:03,520 Covid on TV, I would be, about Covid, 2502 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:03,760 Covid on TV, I would be, about Covid, because 2503 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:03,880 Covid on TV, I would be, about Covid, because I 2504 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,240 Covid on TV, I would be, about Covid, because I would 2505 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:04,480 Covid on TV, I would be, about Covid, because I would be 2506 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:04,840 Covid on TV, I would be, about Covid, because I would be too 2507 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:04,960 Covid on TV, I would be, about Covid, because I would be too busy 2508 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:05,400 Covid, because I would be too busy freaking 2509 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:05,600 Covid, because I would be too busy freaking out 2510 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,120 Covid, because I would be too busy freaking out that 2511 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:06,240 Covid, because I would be too busy freaking out that this 2512 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:06,600 Covid, because I would be too busy freaking out that this person 2513 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:06,840 Covid, because I would be too busy freaking out that this person was 2514 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,280 Covid, because I would be too busy freaking out that this person was an 2515 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:07,560 freaking out that this person was an actual 2516 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:07,800 freaking out that this person was an actual Prime 2517 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:07,920 freaking out that this person was an actual Prime Minister. 2518 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:08,280 freaking out that this person was an actual Prime Minister. When 2519 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:08,960 freaking out that this person was an actual Prime Minister. When you 2520 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:09,080 freaking out that this person was an actual Prime Minister. When you look 2521 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:09,640 actual Prime Minister. When you look at 2522 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:09,880 actual Prime Minister. When you look at Boris 2523 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,120 actual Prime Minister. When you look at Boris and 2524 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:10,480 actual Prime Minister. When you look at Boris and Hancock 2525 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:10,840 actual Prime Minister. When you look at Boris and Hancock and 2526 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,240 actual Prime Minister. When you look at Boris and Hancock and brother 2527 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:11,400 at Boris and Hancock and brother men, 2528 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:11,640 at Boris and Hancock and brother men, it 2529 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:11,880 at Boris and Hancock and brother men, it is 2530 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,240 at Boris and Hancock and brother men, it is surely 2531 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:12,360 at Boris and Hancock and brother men, it is surely time 2532 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:12,600 at Boris and Hancock and brother men, it is surely time to 2533 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:17,120 at Boris and Hancock and brother men, it is surely time to just 2534 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,840 at Boris and Hancock and brother men, it is surely time to just stop 2535 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:19,000 men, it is surely time to just stop having 2536 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:19,360 men, it is surely time to just stop having private 2537 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:19,480 men, it is surely time to just stop having private schools. 2538 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,840 men, it is surely time to just stop having private schools. -- 2539 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,480 having private schools. -- Braverman. 2540 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:23,600 having private schools. -- Braverman. It 2541 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:23,960 having private schools. -- Braverman. It is 2542 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:24,560 having private schools. -- Braverman. It is not 2543 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:24,800 having private schools. -- Braverman. It is not working, 2544 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,080 having private schools. -- Braverman. It is not working, is 2545 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,520 Braverman. It is not working, is it?! 2546 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:27,880 Braverman. It is not working, is it?! They 2547 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:28,680 Braverman. It is not working, is it?! They are 2548 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:28,920 Braverman. It is not working, is it?! They are turning 2549 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:29,160 Braverman. It is not working, is it?! They are turning out 2550 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:29,280 Braverman. It is not working, is it?! They are turning out some 2551 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:29,720 it?! They are turning out some fucking 2552 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,680 it?! They are turning out some fucking morons. 2553 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,000 It was also claimed he did indeed say he'd rather let the bodies pile 2554 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,040 high than declare another lockdown. 2555 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:38,280 Yeah, 2556 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:38,440 Yeah, it 2557 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:38,640 Yeah, it is 2558 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:38,840 Yeah, it is hard 2559 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,200 Yeah, it is hard to 2560 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:39,560 Yeah, it is hard to know 2561 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,200 Yeah, it is hard to know if 2562 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:40,440 Yeah, it is hard to know if he 2563 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:40,680 Yeah, it is hard to know if he was 2564 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:40,800 Yeah, it is hard to know if he was talking 2565 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:41,160 Yeah, it is hard to know if he was talking about 2566 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:41,280 Yeah, it is hard to know if he was talking about Covid 2567 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:41,640 Yeah, it is hard to know if he was talking about Covid or 2568 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:41,880 Yeah, it is hard to know if he was talking about Covid or just 2569 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,000 Yeah, it is hard to know if he was talking about Covid or just another 2570 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:42,440 talking about Covid or just another one 2571 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:42,560 talking about Covid or just another one of 2572 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:42,920 talking about Covid or just another one of his 2573 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:43,160 talking about Covid or just another one of his orgy 2574 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:43,280 talking about Covid or just another one of his orgy is 2575 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:43,640 talking about Covid or just another one of his orgy is at 2576 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:43,760 talking about Covid or just another one of his orgy is at Number 2577 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,080 talking about Covid or just another one of his orgy is at Number Ten. 2578 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,240 There have been so many revelations about the way 2579 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,120 the Government handled the pandemic, but at the very least it seems 2580 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,280 they were woefully unprepared for Covid and were incapable 2581 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,200 of running a decent response when it hit. 2582 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,360 The man who claimed he drove to Barnard Castle to test his eyes 2583 00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,800 during lockdown, former adviser Dominic Cummings, 2584 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,200 posted this photo of himself yesterday 2585 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:11,160 after being rushed to hospital for an eye emergency. 2586 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:12,080 I 2587 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:12,280 I mean, 2588 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:12,480 I mean, he 2589 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:12,720 I mean, he looks 2590 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:12,920 I mean, he looks like 2591 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:13,120 I mean, he looks like a 2592 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,600 I mean, he looks like a pirate. 2593 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,880 Captain Smugwash. 2594 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,880 He went to Barnarrrd Castle. 2595 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,760 One of the most remarkable moments of the inquiry came as Cummings 2596 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:26,560 was quizzed over his choice of language. 2597 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:26,960 Watch 2598 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,600 Watch this! 2599 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:29,960 Watch this! He 2600 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,080 Watch this! He called 2601 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:30,320 Watch this! He called ministers 2602 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,360 Watch this! He called ministers useless 2603 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:37,080 Watch this! He called ministers useless fuckpigs. 2604 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,200 Watch this! He called ministers useless fuckpigs. In 2605 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:38,320 Watch this! He called ministers useless fuckpigs. In e-mails 2606 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:38,720 Watch this! He called ministers useless fuckpigs. In e-mails and 2607 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:39,240 useless fuckpigs. In e-mails and WhatsApps 2608 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:39,480 useless fuckpigs. In e-mails and WhatsApps to 2609 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:39,600 useless fuckpigs. In e-mails and WhatsApps to professional 2610 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,880 WhatsApps to professional colleagues. 2611 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:42,120 WhatsApps to professional colleagues. Do 2612 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:42,360 WhatsApps to professional colleagues. Do you 2613 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:42,480 WhatsApps to professional colleagues. Do you think 2614 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:42,720 WhatsApps to professional colleagues. Do you think you 2615 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,200 colleagues. Do you think you contributed 2616 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:43,560 colleagues. Do you think you contributed to 2617 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:43,800 colleagues. Do you think you contributed to a 2618 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,040 colleagues. Do you think you contributed to a lack 2619 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:44,160 colleagues. Do you think you contributed to a lack of 2620 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:44,720 contributed to a lack of effectiveness 2621 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:44,960 contributed to a lack of effectiveness on 2622 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:45,360 contributed to a lack of effectiveness on the 2623 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:45,600 contributed to a lack of effectiveness on the part 2624 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,240 contributed to a lack of effectiveness on the part of 2625 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,480 effectiveness on the part of ministers 2626 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,120 effectiveness on the part of ministers and 2627 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:48,360 effectiveness on the part of ministers and of 2628 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:48,600 effectiveness on the part of ministers and of the 2629 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:48,840 effectiveness on the part of ministers and of the Cabinet? 2630 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:48,960 effectiveness on the part of ministers and of the Cabinet? No, 2631 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,120 effectiveness on the part of ministers and of the Cabinet? No, I 2632 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:50,440 ministers and of the Cabinet? No, I think 2633 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:50,800 ministers and of the Cabinet? No, I think I 2634 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:51,040 ministers and of the Cabinet? No, I think I was 2635 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:51,280 ministers and of the Cabinet? No, I think I was reflecting 2636 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:51,520 ministers and of the Cabinet? No, I think I was reflecting a 2637 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:51,800 ministers and of the Cabinet? No, I think I was reflecting a widespread 2638 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:51,960 think I was reflecting a widespread view 2639 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:52,200 think I was reflecting a widespread view amongst 2640 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:52,600 think I was reflecting a widespread view amongst confident 2641 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:52,840 think I was reflecting a widespread view amongst confident people 2642 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:52,960 think I was reflecting a widespread view amongst confident people at 2643 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:53,360 think I was reflecting a widespread view amongst confident people at the 2644 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:53,520 view amongst confident people at the centre 2645 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:53,760 view amongst confident people at the centre of 2646 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:54,000 view amongst confident people at the centre of power 2647 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,360 view amongst confident people at the centre of power at 2648 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:54,480 view amongst confident people at the centre of power at the 2649 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:54,840 view amongst confident people at the centre of power at the time 2650 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:54,960 view amongst confident people at the centre of power at the time about 2651 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,400 centre of power at the time about the 2652 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:55,640 centre of power at the time about the calibre 2653 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:55,760 centre of power at the time about the calibre of 2654 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:56,000 centre of power at the time about the calibre of a 2655 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:56,360 centre of power at the time about the calibre of a lot 2656 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:56,600 centre of power at the time about the calibre of a lot of 2657 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:56,880 centre of power at the time about the calibre of a lot of senior 2658 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:57,160 the calibre of a lot of senior people 2659 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:57,280 the calibre of a lot of senior people who 2660 00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:57,720 the calibre of a lot of senior people who were 2661 00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:58,640 the calibre of a lot of senior people who were dealing 2662 00:33:58,640 --> 00:33:58,880 the calibre of a lot of senior people who were dealing with 2663 00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,120 the calibre of a lot of senior people who were dealing with the 2664 00:33:59,120 --> 00:33:59,440 people who were dealing with the crisis 2665 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,720 people who were dealing with the crisis extremely 2666 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:06,240 people who were dealing with the crisis extremely badly. 2667 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,000 people who were dealing with the crisis extremely badly. So 2668 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:07,760 people who were dealing with the crisis extremely badly. So his 2669 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:08,800 crisis extremely badly. So his defence 2670 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:09,080 crisis extremely badly. So his defence was, 2671 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,120 crisis extremely badly. So his defence was, oh, 2672 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:10,360 crisis extremely badly. So his defence was, oh, no, 2673 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:10,720 crisis extremely badly. So his defence was, oh, no, they 2674 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:11,000 crisis extremely badly. So his defence was, oh, no, they were 2675 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:11,280 defence was, oh, no, they were fuckpigs. 2676 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:11,920 defence was, oh, no, they were fuckpigs. Imagine 2677 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:12,160 defence was, oh, no, they were fuckpigs. Imagine showing 2678 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:12,400 defence was, oh, no, they were fuckpigs. Imagine showing a 2679 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:12,680 defence was, oh, no, they were fuckpigs. Imagine showing a starter 2680 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:13,000 fuckpigs. Imagine showing a starter around 2681 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:13,840 fuckpigs. Imagine showing a starter around the 2682 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:14,080 fuckpigs. Imagine showing a starter around the office, 2683 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:14,320 fuckpigs. Imagine showing a starter around the office, there 2684 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:14,440 fuckpigs. Imagine showing a starter around the office, there are 2685 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,640 fuckpigs. Imagine showing a starter around the office, there are the 2686 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,160 around the office, there are the morons, 2687 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:17,760 around the office, there are the morons, those 2688 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,000 around the office, there are the morons, those are 2689 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:18,120 around the office, there are the morons, those are your 2690 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,560 around the office, there are the morons, those are your fuckpigs. 2691 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:20,960 morons, those are your fuckpigs. Those 2692 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:21,200 morons, those are your fuckpigs. Those are 2693 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:21,760 morons, those are your fuckpigs. Those are the 2694 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:21,960 morons, those are your fuckpigs. Those are the fuckpigs 2695 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:22,200 morons, those are your fuckpigs. Those are the fuckpigs and 2696 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:22,680 morons, those are your fuckpigs. Those are the fuckpigs and David 2697 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:23,200 Those are the fuckpigs and David Cameron 2698 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:23,440 Those are the fuckpigs and David Cameron going, 2699 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:23,800 Those are the fuckpigs and David Cameron going, you 2700 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:24,640 Those are the fuckpigs and David Cameron going, you rang? 2701 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:28,720 Those are the fuckpigs and David Cameron going, you rang? Exactly! 2702 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:29,200 Those are the fuckpigs and David Cameron going, you rang? Exactly! I 2703 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:29,480 Cameron going, you rang? Exactly! I don't 2704 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:29,720 Cameron going, you rang? Exactly! I don't even 2705 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:29,960 Cameron going, you rang? Exactly! I don't even know 2706 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:30,080 Cameron going, you rang? Exactly! I don't even know what 2707 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:30,440 Cameron going, you rang? Exactly! I don't even know what it 2708 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,760 Cameron going, you rang? Exactly! I don't even know what it is! 2709 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:32,880 Cameron going, you rang? Exactly! I don't even know what it is! I 2710 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,000 Cameron going, you rang? Exactly! I don't even know what it is! I do! 2711 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:36,800 Cameron going, you rang? Exactly! I don't even know what it is! I do! I 2712 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:37,080 don't even know what it is! I do! I think 2713 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:37,720 don't even know what it is! I do! I think we 2714 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:37,960 don't even know what it is! I do! I think we are 2715 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:38,200 don't even know what it is! I do! I think we are good 2716 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:38,440 don't even know what it is! I do! I think we are good on 2717 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:38,560 don't even know what it is! I do! I think we are good on this 2718 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:38,840 don't even know what it is! I do! I think we are good on this one! 2719 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:39,080 don't even know what it is! I do! I think we are good on this one! Now 2720 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:39,400 think we are good on this one! Now it 2721 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:39,760 think we are good on this one! Now it is 2722 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:39,880 think we are good on this one! Now it is time 2723 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:40,280 think we are good on this one! Now it is time for 2724 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:40,400 think we are good on this one! Now it is time for a 2725 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,200 think we are good on this one! Now it is time for a song 2726 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:41,440 think we are good on this one! Now it is time for a song about 2727 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:41,680 think we are good on this one! Now it is time for a song about a 2728 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:42,000 think we are good on this one! Now it is time for a song about a pig! 2729 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:42,440 it is time for a song about a pig! After 2730 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:42,680 it is time for a song about a pig! After the 2731 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,120 it is time for a song about a pig! After the break, 2732 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:43,360 it is time for a song about a pig! After the break, we 2733 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:43,480 it is time for a song about a pig! After the break, we will 2734 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:43,840 it is time for a song about a pig! After the break, we will take 2735 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:44,200 it is time for a song about a pig! After the break, we will take a 2736 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:44,600 it is time for a song about a pig! After the break, we will take a look 2737 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,160 After the break, we will take a look at 2738 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:45,280 After the break, we will take a look at the 2739 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:45,520 After the break, we will take a look at the John 2740 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:45,760 After the break, we will take a look at the John Lewis 2741 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,120 After the break, we will take a look at the John Lewis Christmas 2742 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:46,360 After the break, we will take a look at the John Lewis Christmas ad, 2743 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:46,760 After the break, we will take a look at the John Lewis Christmas ad, and 2744 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,320 at the John Lewis Christmas ad, and we 2745 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:47,440 at the John Lewis Christmas ad, and we want 2746 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:47,920 at the John Lewis Christmas ad, and we want to 2747 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:48,160 at the John Lewis Christmas ad, and we want to know, 2748 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:48,400 at the John Lewis Christmas ad, and we want to know, if 2749 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:48,640 at the John Lewis Christmas ad, and we want to know, if Suella 2750 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:48,920 at the John Lewis Christmas ad, and we want to know, if Suella Braverman 2751 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,200 we want to know, if Suella Braverman had 2752 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,200 we want to know, if Suella Braverman had a 2753 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:50,440 we want to know, if Suella Braverman had a TV 2754 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:50,800 we want to know, if Suella Braverman had a TV show, 2755 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:51,040 we want to know, if Suella Braverman had a TV show, what 2756 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:51,560 we want to know, if Suella Braverman had a TV show, what would 2757 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:51,800 we want to know, if Suella Braverman had a TV show, what would it 2758 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,080 we want to know, if Suella Braverman had a TV show, what would it be 2759 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:52,360 had a TV show, what would it be called? 2760 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:52,600 had a TV show, what would it be called? See 2761 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:52,720 had a TV show, what would it be called? See you 2762 00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:53,080 had a TV show, what would it be called? See you in 2763 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:53,200 had a TV show, what would it be called? See you in a 2764 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,160 had a TV show, what would it be called? See you in a bit! 2765 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:06,640 CHEERING 2766 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:06,760 CHEERING AND 2767 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 2768 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,160 Welcome back to The Last Leg. 2769 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,160 We're joined by Desiree Burch and Jon Richardson. 2770 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,840 I've got a quick IsItOK for Alex - is it OK that Christmas is coming? 2771 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:18,080 I 2772 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:18,600 I think 2773 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:18,840 I think you 2774 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,080 I think you know 2775 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:19,320 I think you know the 2776 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:19,600 I think you know the answer! 2777 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,240 I think you know the answer! LAUGHTER 2778 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,400 The Natural History Museum has joined in the spirit, 2779 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,360 by putting a T-Rex in a Christmas Jumper. 2780 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:31,680 Here's a festive snap of the exhibit. 2781 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:31,960 Don't 2782 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:32,120 Don't you 2783 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:32,400 Don't you dare 2784 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:32,760 Don't you dare try 2785 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:33,160 Don't you dare try and 2786 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:33,400 Don't you dare try and dress 2787 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:33,520 Don't you dare try and dress me 2788 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:33,880 Don't you dare try and dress me up, 2789 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:34,120 Don't you dare try and dress me up, I 2790 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:34,240 Don't you dare try and dress me up, I know 2791 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:34,600 Don't you dare try and dress me up, I know how 2792 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:34,720 Don't you dare try and dress me up, I know how your 2793 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:35,080 Don't you dare try and dress me up, I know how your mind 2794 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:35,840 Don't you dare try and dress me up, I know how your mind works! 2795 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:36,240 Don't you dare try and dress me up, I know how your mind works! I 2796 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:36,760 Don't you dare try and dress me up, I know how your mind works! I think 2797 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,040 I know how your mind works! I think it's 2798 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:37,280 I know how your mind works! I think it's a 2799 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:37,400 I know how your mind works! I think it's a good 2800 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:37,640 I know how your mind works! I think it's a good way 2801 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:37,880 I know how your mind works! I think it's a good way for 2802 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:38,240 I know how your mind works! I think it's a good way for kids 2803 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:38,480 I know how your mind works! I think it's a good way for kids to 2804 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:38,760 I know how your mind works! I think it's a good way for kids to learn 2805 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:39,040 it's a good way for kids to learn about 2806 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,040 it's a good way for kids to learn about Christmas. 2807 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:42,720 it's a good way for kids to learn about Christmas. Like... 2808 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:42,880 about Christmas. Like... # 2809 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,240 about Christmas. Like... # He 2810 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,200 about Christmas. Like... # He doesn't 2811 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:46,720 about Christmas. Like... # He doesn't see 2812 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:46,960 about Christmas. Like... # He doesn't see you 2813 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:47,240 about Christmas. Like... # He doesn't see you when 2814 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:47,640 about Christmas. Like... # He doesn't see you when you're 2815 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:47,800 # He doesn't see you when you're sleeping 2816 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,240 sleeping # 2817 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:48,520 sleeping # Because 2818 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:48,640 sleeping # Because his 2819 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:49,000 sleeping # Because his vision 2820 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:49,280 sleeping # Because his vision is 2821 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:49,520 sleeping # Because his vision is based 2822 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:49,800 sleeping # Because his vision is based on 2823 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:49,960 # Because his vision is based on movement 2824 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,000 # Because his vision is based on movement #. 2825 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:52,280 movement #. I 2826 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:52,600 movement #. I think... 2827 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,000 movement #. I think... Quite 2828 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:53,360 movement #. I think... Quite naturally 2829 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:53,480 movement #. I think... Quite naturally if 2830 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:53,840 movement #. I think... Quite naturally if one 2831 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:53,960 movement #. I think... Quite naturally if one of 2832 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:54,400 I think... Quite naturally if one of those 2833 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:54,640 I think... Quite naturally if one of those things 2834 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:55,000 I think... Quite naturally if one of those things exists 2835 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:55,320 I think... Quite naturally if one of those things exists the 2836 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:55,640 I think... Quite naturally if one of those things exists the other 2837 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:55,880 I think... Quite naturally if one of those things exists the other one 2838 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:56,320 those things exists the other one shouldn't, 2839 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:56,800 those things exists the other one shouldn't, isn't 2840 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:57,040 those things exists the other one shouldn't, isn't that 2841 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:57,280 those things exists the other one shouldn't, isn't that the 2842 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:57,400 those things exists the other one shouldn't, isn't that the way 2843 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:57,800 those things exists the other one shouldn't, isn't that the way it 2844 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:58,480 shouldn't, isn't that the way it works? 2845 00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:58,800 shouldn't, isn't that the way it works? -- 2846 00:35:58,800 --> 00:35:59,240 shouldn't, isn't that the way it works? -- I 2847 00:35:59,240 --> 00:35:59,360 shouldn't, isn't that the way it works? -- I think 2848 00:35:59,360 --> 00:35:59,680 shouldn't, isn't that the way it works? -- I think if 2849 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:00,040 shouldn't, isn't that the way it works? -- I think if one 2850 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:00,280 shouldn't, isn't that the way it works? -- I think if one of 2851 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:00,560 shouldn't, isn't that the way it works? -- I think if one of those 2852 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:00,720 works? -- I think if one of those things 2853 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:01,080 works? -- I think if one of those things exists 2854 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:01,320 works? -- I think if one of those things exists the 2855 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:01,440 works? -- I think if one of those things exists the other 2856 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:01,840 works? -- I think if one of those things exists the other one 2857 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,200 things exists the other one shouldn't? 2858 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:04,480 things exists the other one shouldn't? You 2859 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:04,760 things exists the other one shouldn't? You can 2860 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,680 things exists the other one shouldn't? You can believe 2861 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:07,920 things exists the other one shouldn't? You can believe in 2862 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:08,160 things exists the other one shouldn't? You can believe in suntan 2863 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:08,480 shouldn't? You can believe in suntan dinosaurs, 2864 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:08,720 shouldn't? You can believe in suntan dinosaurs, can't 2865 00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:09,080 shouldn't? You can believe in suntan dinosaurs, can't you? 2866 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:09,200 shouldn't? You can believe in suntan dinosaurs, can't you? DMing 2867 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:09,640 dinosaurs, can't you? DMing chronologically? 2868 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:10,000 dinosaurs, can't you? DMing chronologically? Quite 2869 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,240 dinosaurs, can't you? DMing chronologically? Quite I 2870 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:10,480 dinosaurs, can't you? DMing chronologically? Quite I will 2871 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:10,600 dinosaurs, can't you? DMing chronologically? Quite I will move 2872 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,080 chronologically? Quite I will move on! 2873 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:15,560 on! LAUGHTER 2874 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:15,840 LAUGHTER -- 2875 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:15,960 LAUGHTER -- do 2876 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:16,200 LAUGHTER -- do you 2877 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:16,560 LAUGHTER -- do you mean 2878 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:16,840 LAUGHTER -- do you mean chronologically? 2879 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:17,120 LAUGHTER -- do you mean chronologically? I 2880 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:17,280 -- do you mean chronologically? I will 2881 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:17,520 -- do you mean chronologically? I will move 2882 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,640 -- do you mean chronologically? I will move on. 2883 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:20,960 -- do you mean chronologically? I will move on. Greek 2884 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:21,400 -- do you mean chronologically? I will move on. Greek I 2885 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:21,680 -- do you mean chronologically? I will move on. Greek I mean, 2886 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:21,920 -- do you mean chronologically? I will move on. Greek I mean, it 2887 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:22,280 -- do you mean chronologically? I will move on. Greek I mean, it is 2888 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:22,560 -- do you mean chronologically? I will move on. Greek I mean, it is a 2889 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:22,720 will move on. Greek I mean, it is a dinosaur! 2890 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:23,080 will move on. Greek I mean, it is a dinosaur! Who 2891 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:23,320 will move on. Greek I mean, it is a dinosaur! Who thought 2892 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:23,680 will move on. Greek I mean, it is a dinosaur! Who thought this 2893 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:23,800 will move on. Greek I mean, it is a dinosaur! Who thought this was 2894 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:24,200 will move on. Greek I mean, it is a dinosaur! Who thought this was the 2895 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:24,480 dinosaur! Who thought this was the topic 2896 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:24,600 dinosaur! Who thought this was the topic that 2897 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:24,960 dinosaur! Who thought this was the topic that would 2898 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:25,200 dinosaur! Who thought this was the topic that would bring 2899 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:25,320 dinosaur! Who thought this was the topic that would bring the 2900 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:25,560 dinosaur! Who thought this was the topic that would bring the most 2901 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:25,880 topic that would bring the most debate 2902 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,360 topic that would bring the most debate tonight. 2903 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,720 Now if it's Christmas, it must be Christmas ad season. 2904 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:32,200 It includes the John Lewis ad, 2905 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,600 which premiered on Channel 4 an hour or so ago. 2906 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,960 A short trailer for the hotly anticipated ad was released 2907 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,040 yesterday, and it looked like this. 2908 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:39,640 Gran, 2909 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:39,880 Gran, can 2910 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:40,120 Gran, can I 2911 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:40,280 Gran, can I have 2912 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:45,480 Gran, can I have this? 2913 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:45,720 Gran, can I have this? That's 2914 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:46,080 Gran, can I have this? That's all 2915 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:46,200 Gran, can I have this? That's all it 2916 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:46,560 Gran, can I have this? That's all it was, 2917 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:46,800 Gran, can I have this? That's all it was, all 2918 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:47,160 Gran, can I have this? That's all it was, all right, 2919 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:47,280 Gran, can I have this? That's all it was, all right, so 2920 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:47,520 Gran, can I have this? That's all it was, all right, so we 2921 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:47,760 Gran, can I have this? That's all it was, all right, so we thought 2922 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:48,160 Gran, can I have this? That's all it was, all right, so we thought we 2923 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:48,320 was, all right, so we thought we would 2924 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:48,680 was, all right, so we thought we would play 2925 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:48,920 was, all right, so we thought we would play a 2926 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:49,160 was, all right, so we thought we would play a game 2927 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:49,400 was, all right, so we thought we would play a game is 2928 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:49,640 was, all right, so we thought we would play a game is of 2929 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:49,880 was, all right, so we thought we would play a game is of each 2930 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,440 was, all right, so we thought we would play a game is of each of 2931 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:50,840 was, all right, so we thought we would play a game is of each of us 2932 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:51,000 would play a game is of each of us wrote 2933 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:51,360 would play a game is of each of us wrote a 2934 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:51,600 would play a game is of each of us wrote a prediction 2935 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:51,720 would play a game is of each of us wrote a prediction on 2936 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:51,960 would play a game is of each of us wrote a prediction on what 2937 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:52,360 would play a game is of each of us wrote a prediction on what we 2938 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:52,640 wrote a prediction on what we thought 2939 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:52,760 wrote a prediction on what we thought the 2940 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,000 wrote a prediction on what we thought the ad 2941 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:53,280 wrote a prediction on what we thought the ad would 2942 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:53,520 wrote a prediction on what we thought the ad would be, 2943 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:53,880 wrote a prediction on what we thought the ad would be, based 2944 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,000 wrote a prediction on what we thought the ad would be, based on 2945 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:54,320 thought the ad would be, based on that 2946 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:54,680 thought the ad would be, based on that trailer, 2947 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:54,800 thought the ad would be, based on that trailer, not 2948 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,160 thought the ad would be, based on that trailer, not knowing 2949 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:55,280 thought the ad would be, based on that trailer, not knowing what 2950 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:55,520 thought the ad would be, based on that trailer, not knowing what it 2951 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:55,840 that trailer, not knowing what it would 2952 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:56,200 that trailer, not knowing what it would be. 2953 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:56,440 that trailer, not knowing what it would be. We 2954 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:56,560 that trailer, not knowing what it would be. We will 2955 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:56,920 that trailer, not knowing what it would be. We will go 2956 00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:57,160 that trailer, not knowing what it would be. We will go around 2957 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:57,280 that trailer, not knowing what it would be. We will go around now 2958 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:57,680 that trailer, not knowing what it would be. We will go around now and 2959 00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:57,960 would be. We will go around now and see 2960 00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:58,200 would be. We will go around now and see what 2961 00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:58,440 would be. We will go around now and see what all 2962 00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:58,560 would be. We will go around now and see what all of 2963 00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:58,800 would be. We will go around now and see what all of our 2964 00:36:58,800 --> 00:36:59,200 would be. We will go around now and see what all of our predictions 2965 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,240 see what all of our predictions were. 2966 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:01,360 see what all of our predictions were. Heart-warming 2967 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:01,720 see what all of our predictions were. Heart-warming John 2968 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:01,840 see what all of our predictions were. Heart-warming John Lewis 2969 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:02,280 see what all of our predictions were. Heart-warming John Lewis ad. 2970 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:02,680 see what all of our predictions were. Heart-warming John Lewis ad. A 2971 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:03,120 were. Heart-warming John Lewis ad. A small 2972 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:03,360 were. Heart-warming John Lewis ad. A small boy 2973 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:03,600 were. Heart-warming John Lewis ad. A small boy reads 2974 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:03,840 were. Heart-warming John Lewis ad. A small boy reads about 2975 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:04,640 were. Heart-warming John Lewis ad. A small boy reads about the 2976 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,200 small boy reads about the forthcoming 2977 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:05,480 small boy reads about the forthcoming ban 2978 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:05,840 small boy reads about the forthcoming ban on 2979 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,480 small boy reads about the forthcoming ban on smoking 2980 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:06,760 small boy reads about the forthcoming ban on smoking for 2981 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:07,160 small boy reads about the forthcoming ban on smoking for the 2982 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:07,320 forthcoming ban on smoking for the under 2983 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:07,760 forthcoming ban on smoking for the under 14s. 2984 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:07,880 forthcoming ban on smoking for the under 14s. He 2985 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:08,200 forthcoming ban on smoking for the under 14s. He then 2986 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:12,360 forthcoming ban on smoking for the under 14s. He then finds 2987 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:12,680 forthcoming ban on smoking for the under 14s. He then finds a 2988 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:13,440 forthcoming ban on smoking for the under 14s. He then finds a seat 2989 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:13,560 forthcoming ban on smoking for the under 14s. He then finds a seat at 2990 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,000 forthcoming ban on smoking for the under 14s. He then finds a seat at a 2991 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:14,840 under 14s. He then finds a seat at a market, 2992 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,080 under 14s. He then finds a seat at a market, Christmas 2993 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:15,400 under 14s. He then finds a seat at a market, Christmas miracle, 2994 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:15,520 under 14s. He then finds a seat at a market, Christmas miracle, it's 2995 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:15,920 under 14s. He then finds a seat at a market, Christmas miracle, it's a 2996 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:16,080 market, Christmas miracle, it's a tobacco 2997 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:16,640 market, Christmas miracle, it's a tobacco plant! 2998 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,000 market, Christmas miracle, it's a tobacco plant! He 2999 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:17,240 market, Christmas miracle, it's a tobacco plant! He sets 3000 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:17,360 market, Christmas miracle, it's a tobacco plant! He sets up 3001 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,000 market, Christmas miracle, it's a tobacco plant! He sets up a 3002 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:18,240 market, Christmas miracle, it's a tobacco plant! He sets up a site 3003 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:18,560 tobacco plant! He sets up a site hustle 3004 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:19,280 tobacco plant! He sets up a site hustle selling 3005 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:19,400 tobacco plant! He sets up a site hustle selling roses 3006 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:19,800 tobacco plant! He sets up a site hustle selling roses to 3007 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,040 tobacco plant! He sets up a site hustle selling roses to kids 3008 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:20,320 tobacco plant! He sets up a site hustle selling roses to kids and 3009 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:20,480 hustle selling roses to kids and makes 3010 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:20,720 hustle selling roses to kids and makes shit 3011 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:21,080 hustle selling roses to kids and makes shit load 3012 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:21,200 hustle selling roses to kids and makes shit load of 3013 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,160 hustle selling roses to kids and makes shit load of money. 3014 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:22,400 hustle selling roses to kids and makes shit load of money. The 3015 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,000 hustle selling roses to kids and makes shit load of money. The music 3016 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,480 makes shit load of money. The music is 3017 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:24,720 makes shit load of money. The music is a 3018 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:25,160 makes shit load of money. The music is a cover 3019 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,200 makes shit load of money. The music is a cover of 3020 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:26,440 makes shit load of money. The music is a cover of cigarettes 3021 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:26,680 makes shit load of money. The music is a cover of cigarettes and 3022 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:26,840 makes shit load of money. The music is a cover of cigarettes and alcohol 3023 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:27,680 is a cover of cigarettes and alcohol by 3024 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,080 is a cover of cigarettes and alcohol by oasis, 3025 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:28,320 is a cover of cigarettes and alcohol by oasis, covered 3026 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:28,440 is a cover of cigarettes and alcohol by oasis, covered by 3027 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:28,800 is a cover of cigarettes and alcohol by oasis, covered by Paolo 3028 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:28,920 is a cover of cigarettes and alcohol by oasis, covered by Paolo Nutini! 3029 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:29,240 by oasis, covered by Paolo Nutini! Lovely! 3030 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:33,480 Lovely! APPLAUSE 3031 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,160 APPLAUSE The 3032 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:34,520 APPLAUSE The little 3033 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:34,640 APPLAUSE The little boy 3034 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:34,880 APPLAUSE The little boy asked 3035 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:35,320 APPLAUSE The little boy asked for 3036 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:35,640 APPLAUSE The little boy asked for that 3037 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:35,920 APPLAUSE The little boy asked for that tree 3038 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,200 The little boy asked for that tree but 3039 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:36,800 The little boy asked for that tree but instead, 3040 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:37,320 The little boy asked for that tree but instead, being 3041 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:37,560 The little boy asked for that tree but instead, being a 3042 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:37,800 The little boy asked for that tree but instead, being a typical 3043 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:38,080 The little boy asked for that tree but instead, being a typical nun, 3044 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:38,360 but instead, being a typical nun, she 3045 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:38,600 but instead, being a typical nun, she chooses 3046 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:38,840 but instead, being a typical nun, she chooses to 3047 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,880 but instead, being a typical nun, she chooses to knit 3048 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:40,120 but instead, being a typical nun, she chooses to knit him 3049 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:40,480 but instead, being a typical nun, she chooses to knit him one 3050 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:40,600 but instead, being a typical nun, she chooses to knit him one instead, 3051 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,040 she chooses to knit him one instead, which 3052 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:41,280 she chooses to knit him one instead, which is 3053 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:41,520 she chooses to knit him one instead, which is shit. 3054 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:41,640 she chooses to knit him one instead, which is shit. After 3055 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:42,000 she chooses to knit him one instead, which is shit. After being 3056 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,240 she chooses to knit him one instead, which is shit. After being teased 3057 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:42,360 she chooses to knit him one instead, which is shit. After being teased at 3058 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:42,800 which is shit. After being teased at school 3059 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:43,040 which is shit. After being teased at school he 3060 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:43,280 which is shit. After being teased at school he writes 3061 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:43,520 which is shit. After being teased at school he writes a 3062 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:43,640 which is shit. After being teased at school he writes a song 3063 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,000 which is shit. After being teased at school he writes a song about 3064 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,280 which is shit. After being teased at school he writes a song about how 3065 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:44,560 school he writes a song about how bad 3066 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:44,800 school he writes a song about how bad that 3067 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:44,920 school he writes a song about how bad that Christmas 3068 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:45,200 school he writes a song about how bad that Christmas was. 3069 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,000 school he writes a song about how bad that Christmas was. That 3070 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:46,240 school he writes a song about how bad that Christmas was. That song 3071 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:46,680 bad that Christmas was. That song his 3072 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:46,800 bad that Christmas was. That song his Got 3073 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,040 bad that Christmas was. That song his Got To 3074 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:47,280 bad that Christmas was. That song his Got To Get 3075 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:47,640 bad that Christmas was. That song his Got To Get Through 3076 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:47,880 bad that Christmas was. That song his Got To Get Through This 3077 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:48,120 bad that Christmas was. That song his Got To Get Through This and 3078 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:48,240 bad that Christmas was. That song his Got To Get Through This and the 3079 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:48,560 his Got To Get Through This and the boy 3080 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,800 his Got To Get Through This and the boy grows 3081 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:51,040 his Got To Get Through This and the boy grows up 3082 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:51,280 his Got To Get Through This and the boy grows up to 3083 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:51,520 his Got To Get Through This and the boy grows up to be 3084 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:51,640 his Got To Get Through This and the boy grows up to be Daniel 3085 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,080 boy grows up to be Daniel Bedingfield. 3086 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:52,200 boy grows up to be Daniel Bedingfield. He 3087 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:52,440 boy grows up to be Daniel Bedingfield. He performs 3088 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:52,680 boy grows up to be Daniel Bedingfield. He performs a 3089 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:52,920 boy grows up to be Daniel Bedingfield. He performs a slowed 3090 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:53,360 Bedingfield. He performs a slowed down 3091 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:53,600 Bedingfield. He performs a slowed down version 3092 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:53,840 Bedingfield. He performs a slowed down version of 3093 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:59,200 Bedingfield. He performs a slowed down version of his 3094 00:37:59,200 --> 00:37:59,440 Bedingfield. He performs a slowed down version of his garage 3095 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,640 Bedingfield. He performs a slowed down version of his garage andsome. 3096 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:00,800 down version of his garage andsome. Mine 3097 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:01,040 down version of his garage andsome. Mine is, 3098 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:01,400 down version of his garage andsome. Mine is, 50 3099 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:01,640 down version of his garage andsome. Mine is, 50 years 3100 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:01,880 down version of his garage andsome. Mine is, 50 years ago 3101 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:02,360 down version of his garage andsome. Mine is, 50 years ago his 3102 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:02,520 Mine is, 50 years ago his non-planted 3103 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:02,880 Mine is, 50 years ago his non-planted and 3104 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:03,120 Mine is, 50 years ago his non-planted and not 3105 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,760 Mine is, 50 years ago his non-planted and not from 3106 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:05,000 Mine is, 50 years ago his non-planted and not from the 3107 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:05,120 Mine is, 50 years ago his non-planted and not from the same 3108 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:05,440 non-planted and not from the same box, 3109 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:05,800 non-planted and not from the same box, it 3110 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,040 non-planted and not from the same box, it follows 3111 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:06,400 non-planted and not from the same box, it follows her 3112 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:06,800 non-planted and not from the same box, it follows her growing 3113 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,200 non-planted and not from the same box, it follows her growing up 3114 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:07,480 non-planted and not from the same box, it follows her growing up on 3115 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:07,760 box, it follows her growing up on having 3116 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:07,880 box, it follows her growing up on having children, 3117 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:08,120 box, it follows her growing up on having children, becoming 3118 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:08,360 box, it follows her growing up on having children, becoming a 3119 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:08,680 having children, becoming a grandmother, 3120 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:08,920 having children, becoming a grandmother, while 3121 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:09,280 having children, becoming a grandmother, while the 3122 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:09,640 having children, becoming a grandmother, while the tree 3123 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:09,920 having children, becoming a grandmother, while the tree is 3124 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:10,080 grandmother, while the tree is looking 3125 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:10,440 grandmother, while the tree is looking over 3126 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:10,560 grandmother, while the tree is looking over her. 3127 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:10,920 grandmother, while the tree is looking over her. The 3128 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:11,040 grandmother, while the tree is looking over her. The box 3129 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:11,280 grandmother, while the tree is looking over her. The box is 3130 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:11,520 grandmother, while the tree is looking over her. The box is lost 3131 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:11,760 grandmother, while the tree is looking over her. The box is lost in 3132 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,200 looking over her. The box is lost in a 3133 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:12,440 looking over her. The box is lost in a messy 3134 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:12,680 looking over her. The box is lost in a messy divorce 3135 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:12,800 looking over her. The box is lost in a messy divorce and 3136 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,160 looking over her. The box is lost in a messy divorce and turn 3137 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:13,320 looking over her. The box is lost in a messy divorce and turn up 3138 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:13,720 looking over her. The box is lost in a messy divorce and turn up on 3139 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:14,000 looking over her. The box is lost in a messy divorce and turn up on an 3140 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:14,280 a messy divorce and turn up on an episode 3141 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:14,400 a messy divorce and turn up on an episode of 3142 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:14,720 a messy divorce and turn up on an episode of antiques 3143 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:15,080 a messy divorce and turn up on an episode of antiques Roadshow, 3144 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:15,200 a messy divorce and turn up on an episode of antiques Roadshow, and 3145 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:15,520 episode of antiques Roadshow, and find 3146 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:15,760 episode of antiques Roadshow, and find its 3147 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:16,120 episode of antiques Roadshow, and find its way 3148 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:16,240 episode of antiques Roadshow, and find its way to 3149 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:16,480 episode of antiques Roadshow, and find its way to a 3150 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:16,720 episode of antiques Roadshow, and find its way to a local 3151 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:16,960 episode of antiques Roadshow, and find its way to a local market 3152 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:17,240 episode of antiques Roadshow, and find its way to a local market where 3153 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:17,680 find its way to a local market where the 3154 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:17,920 find its way to a local market where the boy 3155 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:18,160 find its way to a local market where the boy found 3156 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:18,400 find its way to a local market where the boy found it. 3157 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:18,720 find its way to a local market where the boy found it. It 3158 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:19,120 find its way to a local market where the boy found it. It ends 3159 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:19,240 find its way to a local market where the boy found it. It ends of 3160 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:19,480 find its way to a local market where the boy found it. It ends of the 3161 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:19,920 the boy found it. It ends of the grandmother 3162 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:20,800 the boy found it. It ends of the grandmother revealing 3163 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:21,040 the boy found it. It ends of the grandmother revealing she 3164 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:21,160 the boy found it. It ends of the grandmother revealing she left 3165 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:21,600 grandmother revealing she left husbands 3166 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:21,840 grandmother revealing she left husbands due 3167 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:22,080 grandmother revealing she left husbands due to 3168 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:22,320 grandmother revealing she left husbands due to his 3169 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:22,560 grandmother revealing she left husbands due to his infidelity 3170 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:22,840 grandmother revealing she left husbands due to his infidelity and 3171 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:23,560 husbands due to his infidelity and it's 3172 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:23,920 husbands due to his infidelity and it's actually 3173 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,160 husbands due to his infidelity and it's actually the 3174 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:24,400 husbands due to his infidelity and it's actually the remains 3175 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:24,520 husbands due to his infidelity and it's actually the remains of 3176 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:24,760 husbands due to his infidelity and it's actually the remains of his 3177 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,200 it's actually the remains of his left 3178 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:25,320 it's actually the remains of his left testicle 3179 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:25,680 it's actually the remains of his left testicle in 3180 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:25,800 it's actually the remains of his left testicle in the 3181 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,880 it's actually the remains of his left testicle in the box. 3182 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:28,200 it's actually the remains of his left testicle in the box. All 3183 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:28,880 it's actually the remains of his left testicle in the box. All while 3184 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:29,280 left testicle in the box. All while Lily 3185 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:29,640 left testicle in the box. All while Lily Allen 3186 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:29,760 left testicle in the box. All while Lily Allen plays 3187 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:30,360 left testicle in the box. All while Lily Allen plays piano 3188 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:30,760 left testicle in the box. All while Lily Allen plays piano and 3189 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,240 left testicle in the box. All while Lily Allen plays piano and sings 3190 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:31,880 left testicle in the box. All while Lily Allen plays piano and sings a 3191 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:32,320 Lily Allen plays piano and sings a cover 3192 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:36,080 Lily Allen plays piano and sings a cover version 3193 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:36,200 Lily Allen plays piano and sings a cover version of 3194 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:36,560 Lily Allen plays piano and sings a cover version of WAP 3195 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:36,800 Lily Allen plays piano and sings a cover version of WAP by 3196 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:37,040 Lily Allen plays piano and sings a cover version of WAP by Cardi 3197 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,680 Lily Allen plays piano and sings a cover version of WAP by Cardi B. 3198 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:39,000 cover version of WAP by Cardi B. Caveat 3199 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:39,360 cover version of WAP by Cardi B. Caveat this 3200 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:39,600 cover version of WAP by Cardi B. Caveat this is 3201 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:39,720 cover version of WAP by Cardi B. Caveat this is my 3202 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:40,320 cover version of WAP by Cardi B. Caveat this is my second 3203 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:40,680 cover version of WAP by Cardi B. Caveat this is my second thought, 3204 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:40,800 cover version of WAP by Cardi B. Caveat this is my second thought, my 3205 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,120 Caveat this is my second thought, my first 3206 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:41,480 Caveat this is my second thought, my first thought 3207 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:41,600 Caveat this is my second thought, my first thought was, 3208 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:41,840 Caveat this is my second thought, my first thought was, why 3209 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:42,200 Caveat this is my second thought, my first thought was, why does 3210 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,080 Caveat this is my second thought, my first thought was, why does this 3211 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:43,520 first thought was, why does this little 3212 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:43,760 first thought was, why does this little boys 3213 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:44,000 first thought was, why does this little boys want 3214 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:44,200 first thought was, why does this little boys want his 3215 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:44,560 first thought was, why does this little boys want his brand 3216 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:44,680 first thought was, why does this little boys want his brand back 3217 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,080 first thought was, why does this little boys want his brand back to 3218 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:45,360 little boys want his brand back to help 3219 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:45,480 little boys want his brand back to help him 3220 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,920 little boys want his brand back to help him not? 3221 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,360 little boys want his brand back to help him not? But 3222 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:47,600 little boys want his brand back to help him not? But I 3223 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:47,840 little boys want his brand back to help him not? But I had 3224 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,200 little boys want his brand back to help him not? But I had the 3225 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:48,440 little boys want his brand back to help him not? But I had the guts 3226 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,560 little boys want his brand back to help him not? But I had the guts of 3227 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:49,840 help him not? But I had the guts of the 3228 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:49,960 help him not? But I had the guts of the more 3229 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:50,240 help him not? But I had the guts of the more Christmassy 3230 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:50,520 help him not? But I had the guts of the more Christmassy foot 3231 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:51,280 help him not? But I had the guts of the more Christmassy foot of 3232 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:51,520 help him not? But I had the guts of the more Christmassy foot of snow, 3233 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:51,840 the more Christmassy foot of snow, Greenstock 3234 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:52,080 the more Christmassy foot of snow, Greenstock grows 3235 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:52,440 the more Christmassy foot of snow, Greenstock grows 3000 3236 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:52,560 the more Christmassy foot of snow, Greenstock grows 3000 feet 3237 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:52,960 the more Christmassy foot of snow, Greenstock grows 3000 feet tall, 3238 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:53,240 Greenstock grows 3000 feet tall, Santa 3239 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:53,360 Greenstock grows 3000 feet tall, Santa Claus 3240 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:53,720 Greenstock grows 3000 feet tall, Santa Claus come 3241 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:54,080 Greenstock grows 3000 feet tall, Santa Claus come down 3242 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:54,320 Greenstock grows 3000 feet tall, Santa Claus come down from 3243 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:54,680 Greenstock grows 3000 feet tall, Santa Claus come down from it, 3244 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:54,960 Greenstock grows 3000 feet tall, Santa Claus come down from it, from 3245 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:55,240 Santa Claus come down from it, from the 3246 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:55,360 Santa Claus come down from it, from the North 3247 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,400 Santa Claus come down from it, from the North he 3248 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:56,800 Santa Claus come down from it, from the North he gives 3249 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:57,160 Santa Claus come down from it, from the North he gives the 3250 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:57,560 Santa Claus come down from it, from the North he gives the kids 3251 00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:57,760 the North he gives the kids something 3252 00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:58,000 the North he gives the kids something from 3253 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:58,240 the North he gives the kids something from John 3254 00:38:58,240 --> 00:38:58,720 the North he gives the kids something from John Lewis, 3255 00:38:58,720 --> 00:38:59,240 the North he gives the kids something from John Lewis, like 3256 00:38:59,240 --> 00:38:59,680 something from John Lewis, like stainless 3257 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,040 something from John Lewis, like stainless steel 3258 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:00,200 something from John Lewis, like stainless steel cutlery, 3259 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:00,560 something from John Lewis, like stainless steel cutlery, which 3260 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:00,720 something from John Lewis, like stainless steel cutlery, which is 3261 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:01,160 stainless steel cutlery, which is the 3262 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:01,280 stainless steel cutlery, which is the only 3263 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:01,640 stainless steel cutlery, which is the only thing 3264 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:01,760 stainless steel cutlery, which is the only thing it 3265 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:02,000 stainless steel cutlery, which is the only thing it wants 3266 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:02,240 stainless steel cutlery, which is the only thing it wants for 3267 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:02,560 the only thing it wants for Christmas! 3268 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:02,800 the only thing it wants for Christmas! It's 3269 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,160 the only thing it wants for Christmas! It's the 3270 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:03,280 the only thing it wants for Christmas! It's the only 3271 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:03,520 the only thing it wants for Christmas! It's the only thing 3272 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:04,040 the only thing it wants for Christmas! It's the only thing I've 3273 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:04,480 Christmas! It's the only thing I've ever 3274 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:04,720 Christmas! It's the only thing I've ever gotten 3275 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:04,840 Christmas! It's the only thing I've ever gotten from 3276 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:05,200 Christmas! It's the only thing I've ever gotten from John 3277 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:05,480 Christmas! It's the only thing I've ever gotten from John Lewis. 3278 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:05,840 ever gotten from John Lewis. Everyone 3279 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,800 ever gotten from John Lewis. Everyone else 3280 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,040 ever gotten from John Lewis. Everyone else comes 3281 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:08,280 ever gotten from John Lewis. Everyone else comes down 3282 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:08,560 ever gotten from John Lewis. Everyone else comes down the 3283 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:08,720 Everyone else comes down the Beanstalk, 3284 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:09,320 Everyone else comes down the Beanstalk, hanging 3285 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:09,560 Everyone else comes down the Beanstalk, hanging out 3286 00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:09,880 Everyone else comes down the Beanstalk, hanging out with 3287 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:10,480 Everyone else comes down the Beanstalk, hanging out with Santa 3288 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:10,640 Beanstalk, hanging out with Santa Claus, 3289 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:10,880 Beanstalk, hanging out with Santa Claus, Adele 3290 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:11,240 Beanstalk, hanging out with Santa Claus, Adele hanging 3291 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:11,360 Beanstalk, hanging out with Santa Claus, Adele hanging out 3292 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:12,040 Beanstalk, hanging out with Santa Claus, Adele hanging out with 3293 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:12,160 Beanstalk, hanging out with Santa Claus, Adele hanging out with Elton 3294 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:12,600 Claus, Adele hanging out with Elton John, 3295 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:12,720 Claus, Adele hanging out with Elton John, so 3296 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:12,960 Claus, Adele hanging out with Elton John, so thank 3297 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:13,200 Claus, Adele hanging out with Elton John, so thank God 3298 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:13,560 Claus, Adele hanging out with Elton John, so thank God he 3299 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:13,680 Claus, Adele hanging out with Elton John, so thank God he planted 3300 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,080 Claus, Adele hanging out with Elton John, so thank God he planted that 3301 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:14,240 John, so thank God he planted that tree 3302 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:14,600 John, so thank God he planted that tree because 3303 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:14,840 John, so thank God he planted that tree because no 3304 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:15,080 John, so thank God he planted that tree because no one 3305 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:15,320 John, so thank God he planted that tree because no one else 3306 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:15,560 John, so thank God he planted that tree because no one else would 3307 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:15,840 John, so thank God he planted that tree because no one else would have 3308 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:16,120 tree because no one else would have a 3309 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:16,240 tree because no one else would have a good 3310 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:16,480 tree because no one else would have a good Christmas 3311 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:16,720 tree because no one else would have a good Christmas ever 3312 00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:16,960 tree because no one else would have a good Christmas ever again! 3313 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,000 a good Christmas ever again! APPLAUSE 3314 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,720 APPLAUSE Jon? 3315 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,720 APPLAUSE Jon? I 3316 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:23,320 APPLAUSE Jon? I was 3317 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:23,680 APPLAUSE Jon? I was sure 3318 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,040 APPLAUSE Jon? I was sure the 3319 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:24,240 APPLAUSE Jon? I was sure the music 3320 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:25,000 APPLAUSE Jon? I was sure the music was 3321 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:25,240 APPLAUSE Jon? I was sure the music was Are 3322 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:25,720 APPLAUSE Jon? I was sure the music was Are We 3323 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:26,040 Jon? I was sure the music was Are We Human 3324 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:26,320 Jon? I was sure the music was Are We Human by 3325 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,040 Jon? I was sure the music was Are We Human by the 3326 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:27,280 Jon? I was sure the music was Are We Human by the killers, 3327 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:27,400 Jon? I was sure the music was Are We Human by the killers, I 3328 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:27,880 Jon? I was sure the music was Are We Human by the killers, I thought 3329 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:28,000 Jon? I was sure the music was Are We Human by the killers, I thought it 3330 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:28,320 Human by the killers, I thought it was 3331 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:28,560 Human by the killers, I thought it was misdirection, 3332 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:28,920 Human by the killers, I thought it was misdirection, he 3333 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:29,160 Human by the killers, I thought it was misdirection, he turns 3334 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:29,400 Human by the killers, I thought it was misdirection, he turns round, 3335 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:29,920 Human by the killers, I thought it was misdirection, he turns round, he 3336 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:30,200 was misdirection, he turns round, he is 3337 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:30,520 was misdirection, he turns round, he is a 3338 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:30,920 was misdirection, he turns round, he is a robot, 3339 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:31,160 was misdirection, he turns round, he is a robot, there 3340 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:31,440 was misdirection, he turns round, he is a robot, there are 3341 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:31,680 was misdirection, he turns round, he is a robot, there are no 3342 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:31,920 was misdirection, he turns round, he is a robot, there are no humans 3343 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:32,200 was misdirection, he turns round, he is a robot, there are no humans any 3344 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:32,360 is a robot, there are no humans any more, 3345 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:32,720 is a robot, there are no humans any more, it's 3346 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:32,840 is a robot, there are no humans any more, it's a 3347 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:33,200 is a robot, there are no humans any more, it's a wasteland. 3348 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:33,440 is a robot, there are no humans any more, it's a wasteland. Cut 3349 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:33,680 is a robot, there are no humans any more, it's a wasteland. Cut back 3350 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:33,960 is a robot, there are no humans any more, it's a wasteland. Cut back to 3351 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:34,280 more, it's a wasteland. Cut back to the 3352 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,000 more, it's a wasteland. Cut back to the kit, 3353 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:35,360 more, it's a wasteland. Cut back to the kit, he 3354 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:35,600 more, it's a wasteland. Cut back to the kit, he is 3355 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:35,720 more, it's a wasteland. Cut back to the kit, he is in 3356 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:35,960 more, it's a wasteland. Cut back to the kit, he is in armour, 3357 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:36,200 more, it's a wasteland. Cut back to the kit, he is in armour, he 3358 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:36,440 more, it's a wasteland. Cut back to the kit, he is in armour, he says, 3359 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:36,680 more, it's a wasteland. Cut back to the kit, he is in armour, he says, I 3360 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,120 the kit, he is in armour, he says, I am 3361 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:37,360 the kit, he is in armour, he says, I am John 3362 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:37,600 the kit, he is in armour, he says, I am John Lewis, 3363 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:37,840 the kit, he is in armour, he says, I am John Lewis, let's 3364 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:37,960 the kit, he is in armour, he says, I am John Lewis, let's fucking 3365 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:38,360 the kit, he is in armour, he says, I am John Lewis, let's fucking do 3366 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,480 am John Lewis, let's fucking do this. 3367 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:40,760 this. CHEERING 3368 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:40,880 this. CHEERING AND 3369 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:49,800 this. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 3370 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:49,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It 3371 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:50,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It turns 3372 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:50,440 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It turns out 3373 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:50,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It turns out the 3374 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:50,920 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It turns out the actual 3375 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:51,160 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It turns out the actual ad 3376 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:51,520 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It turns out the actual ad made 3377 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:51,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It turns out the actual ad made less 3378 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:51,960 It turns out the actual ad made less sense 3379 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:52,320 It turns out the actual ad made less sense than 3380 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:52,440 It turns out the actual ad made less sense than any 3381 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:52,800 It turns out the actual ad made less sense than any of 3382 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:52,920 It turns out the actual ad made less sense than any of our 3383 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,600 It turns out the actual ad made less sense than any of our predictions! 3384 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,760 Turns out, the actual ad is more bonkers than any of our predictions. 3385 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,600 The kid plants the seed, and it becomes a giant Venus flytrap 3386 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,760 which attempts to eat everything, including the family dog. 3387 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:11,200 The plant is then dragged outside, but on Christmas Day this happens. 3388 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:30,800 LAUGHTER 3389 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:38,680 LAUGHTER APPLAUSE 3390 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:39,040 APPLAUSE I 3391 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:39,400 APPLAUSE I mean, 3392 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:39,520 APPLAUSE I mean, look, 3393 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:39,760 APPLAUSE I mean, look, it 3394 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,000 APPLAUSE I mean, look, it made 3395 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:40,240 APPLAUSE I mean, look, it made me 3396 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:40,480 APPLAUSE I mean, look, it made me sad 3397 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:40,720 APPLAUSE I mean, look, it made me sad because 3398 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:41,160 I mean, look, it made me sad because I 3399 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:41,280 I mean, look, it made me sad because I thought, 3400 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:41,520 I mean, look, it made me sad because I thought, how 3401 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:41,760 I mean, look, it made me sad because I thought, how much 3402 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:42,120 I mean, look, it made me sad because I thought, how much I 3403 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:42,240 I mean, look, it made me sad because I thought, how much I could 3404 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:42,480 I mean, look, it made me sad because I thought, how much I could have 3405 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:42,800 I thought, how much I could have done 3406 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,160 I thought, how much I could have done with 3407 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:43,400 I thought, how much I could have done with them 3408 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:43,520 I thought, how much I could have done with them and 3409 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:43,760 I thought, how much I could have done with them and I 3410 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:44,120 I thought, how much I could have done with them and I was 3411 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:44,240 I thought, how much I could have done with them and I was a 3412 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:44,600 I thought, how much I could have done with them and I was a kid, 3413 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:44,720 I thought, how much I could have done with them and I was a kid, it 3414 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:45,040 done with them and I was a kid, it took 3415 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:45,280 done with them and I was a kid, it took me 3416 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:45,640 done with them and I was a kid, it took me ages 3417 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:45,760 done with them and I was a kid, it took me ages to 3418 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:46,120 done with them and I was a kid, it took me ages to open 3419 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:46,240 done with them and I was a kid, it took me ages to open my 3420 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:46,480 done with them and I was a kid, it took me ages to open my present! 3421 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:46,920 took me ages to open my present! We 3422 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:47,040 took me ages to open my present! We will 3423 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:47,280 took me ages to open my present! We will have 3424 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:47,520 took me ages to open my present! We will have our 3425 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:47,880 took me ages to open my present! We will have our own 3426 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:48,000 took me ages to open my present! We will have our own version 3427 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,240 took me ages to open my present! We will have our own version of 3428 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:48,480 took me ages to open my present! We will have our own version of the 3429 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:48,920 We will have our own version of the John 3430 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:49,040 We will have our own version of the John Lewis 3431 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:49,280 We will have our own version of the John Lewis ad 3432 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:49,520 We will have our own version of the John Lewis ad next 3433 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:49,880 We will have our own version of the John Lewis ad next week 3434 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:50,120 We will have our own version of the John Lewis ad next week for 3435 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:50,400 We will have our own version of the John Lewis ad next week for you 3436 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,560 John Lewis ad next week for you but... 3437 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,720 Just before we go to the break, one final lighter story for you. 3438 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,120 Crocodiles in Australia have apparently become 3439 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,840 aroused by the sounds of helicopters overhead. 3440 00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:04,720 Don't take my word for it, here's the frisky way it was reported. 3441 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:05,280 Queensland's 3442 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:05,800 Queensland's male 3443 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:06,400 Queensland's male crocodiles 3444 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:06,760 Queensland's male crocodiles are 3445 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:07,000 Queensland's male crocodiles are being 3446 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:07,320 Queensland's male crocodiles are being driven 3447 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:07,800 Queensland's male crocodiles are being driven into 3448 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:08,160 Queensland's male crocodiles are being driven into a 3449 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:08,400 Queensland's male crocodiles are being driven into a mating 3450 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:08,640 Queensland's male crocodiles are being driven into a mating frenzy 3451 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:08,920 Queensland's male crocodiles are being driven into a mating frenzy by 3452 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,080 being driven into a mating frenzy by the 3453 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,840 being driven into a mating frenzy by the sound 3454 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:13,800 being driven into a mating frenzy by the sound and 3455 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,360 being driven into a mating frenzy by the sound and vibrations 3456 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:14,600 being driven into a mating frenzy by the sound and vibrations of 3457 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:14,880 being driven into a mating frenzy by the sound and vibrations of choppers 3458 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:15,040 the sound and vibrations of choppers flying 3459 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:15,280 the sound and vibrations of choppers flying overhead. 3460 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:15,640 the sound and vibrations of choppers flying overhead. How 3461 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:15,880 the sound and vibrations of choppers flying overhead. How can 3462 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:16,120 the sound and vibrations of choppers flying overhead. How can they 3463 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:16,400 the sound and vibrations of choppers flying overhead. How can they tell? 3464 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:16,720 flying overhead. How can they tell? When 3465 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:16,960 flying overhead. How can they tell? When they're 3466 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:17,200 flying overhead. How can they tell? When they're having 3467 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:22,240 flying overhead. How can they tell? When they're having sex? 3468 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:22,480 flying overhead. How can they tell? When they're having sex? That 3469 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:22,720 flying overhead. How can they tell? When they're having sex? That they 3470 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,040 When they're having sex? That they are 3471 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:23,360 When they're having sex? That they are aroused. 3472 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:23,600 When they're having sex? That they are aroused. I've 3473 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:23,840 When they're having sex? That they are aroused. I've been 3474 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:24,080 When they're having sex? That they are aroused. I've been doing 3475 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:24,320 When they're having sex? That they are aroused. I've been doing a 3476 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:24,800 When they're having sex? That they are aroused. I've been doing a bit 3477 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,320 are aroused. I've been doing a bit of 3478 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:25,680 are aroused. I've been doing a bit of a 3479 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:25,960 are aroused. I've been doing a bit of a deep 3480 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:26,360 are aroused. I've been doing a bit of a deep dive, 3481 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:26,640 are aroused. I've been doing a bit of a deep dive, and 3482 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:26,880 are aroused. I've been doing a bit of a deep dive, and apologies, 3483 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:27,120 are aroused. I've been doing a bit of a deep dive, and apologies, I've 3484 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:27,440 of a deep dive, and apologies, I've made 3485 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:27,680 of a deep dive, and apologies, I've made some 3486 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:27,920 of a deep dive, and apologies, I've made some very 3487 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:28,280 of a deep dive, and apologies, I've made some very unsavoury 3488 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:28,920 of a deep dive, and apologies, I've made some very unsavoury searches 3489 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:29,160 of a deep dive, and apologies, I've made some very unsavoury searches on 3490 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:29,480 made some very unsavoury searches on my 3491 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:29,840 made some very unsavoury searches on my work 3492 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:30,080 made some very unsavoury searches on my work mobile 3493 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:30,320 made some very unsavoury searches on my work mobile phone 3494 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:30,440 made some very unsavoury searches on my work mobile phone this 3495 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:35,760 made some very unsavoury searches on my work mobile phone this afternoon! 3496 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:36,040 my work mobile phone this afternoon! I 3497 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:36,280 my work mobile phone this afternoon! I really 3498 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:36,520 my work mobile phone this afternoon! I really hope 3499 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:36,640 my work mobile phone this afternoon! I really hope when 3500 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:36,920 my work mobile phone this afternoon! I really hope when Nigel 3501 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:37,400 my work mobile phone this afternoon! I really hope when Nigel Farage 3502 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:37,520 my work mobile phone this afternoon! I really hope when Nigel Farage is 3503 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:37,840 I really hope when Nigel Farage is taken 3504 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:38,200 I really hope when Nigel Farage is taken to 3505 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:38,320 I really hope when Nigel Farage is taken to I'm 3506 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:38,560 I really hope when Nigel Farage is taken to I'm a 3507 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:38,800 I really hope when Nigel Farage is taken to I'm a celebrity, 3508 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,040 I really hope when Nigel Farage is taken to I'm a celebrity, he 3509 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,320 taken to I'm a celebrity, he lands... 3510 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:48,560 lands... APPLAUSE 3511 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:48,880 APPLAUSE I'm 3512 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:49,440 APPLAUSE I'm disappointed 3513 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:49,560 APPLAUSE I'm disappointed they 3514 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:49,800 APPLAUSE I'm disappointed they didn't 3515 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:50,360 APPLAUSE I'm disappointed they didn't go 3516 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,400 APPLAUSE I'm disappointed they didn't go with 3517 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:51,720 I'm disappointed they didn't go with the 3518 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:51,960 I'm disappointed they didn't go with the headline 3519 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,200 I'm disappointed they didn't go with the headline Crocodile 3520 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:52,440 I'm disappointed they didn't go with the headline Crocodile Dundee, 3521 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:52,800 the headline Crocodile Dundee, but... 3522 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:53,040 the headline Crocodile Dundee, but... Question 3523 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:53,280 the headline Crocodile Dundee, but... Question to 3524 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:53,520 the headline Crocodile Dundee, but... Question to you 3525 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:53,800 the headline Crocodile Dundee, but... Question to you all. 3526 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,040 the headline Crocodile Dundee, but... Question to you all. Would 3527 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:54,360 but... Question to you all. Would you 3528 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:54,600 but... Question to you all. Would you be 3529 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:54,840 but... Question to you all. Would you be more 3530 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:55,080 but... Question to you all. Would you be more scared 3531 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:55,440 but... Question to you all. Would you be more scared if 3532 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:55,840 but... Question to you all. Would you be more scared if you 3533 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:56,440 but... Question to you all. Would you be more scared if you saw 3534 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,040 but... Question to you all. Would you be more scared if you saw a 3535 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:57,480 you be more scared if you saw a crocodile 3536 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:57,600 you be more scared if you saw a crocodile swimming 3537 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:57,960 you be more scared if you saw a crocodile swimming towards 3538 00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:58,240 you be more scared if you saw a crocodile swimming towards you, 3539 00:41:58,240 --> 00:41:58,600 you be more scared if you saw a crocodile swimming towards you, or 3540 00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:58,720 you be more scared if you saw a crocodile swimming towards you, or a 3541 00:41:58,720 --> 00:41:59,040 crocodile swimming towards you, or a crocodile 3542 00:41:59,040 --> 00:41:59,400 crocodile swimming towards you, or a crocodile swimming 3543 00:41:59,400 --> 00:41:59,520 crocodile swimming towards you, or a crocodile swimming towards 3544 00:41:59,520 --> 00:41:59,880 crocodile swimming towards you, or a crocodile swimming towards you 3545 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:00,160 crocodile swimming towards you, or a crocodile swimming towards you with 3546 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:00,440 crocodile swimming towards you with an 3547 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:00,600 crocodile swimming towards you with an erection? 3548 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,400 an erection? LAUGHTER 3549 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:02,880 LAUGHTER If 3550 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:03,040 LAUGHTER If I 3551 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:03,360 LAUGHTER If I saw 3552 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:03,600 LAUGHTER If I saw one 3553 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:03,840 LAUGHTER If I saw one with 3554 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,080 LAUGHTER If I saw one with a 3555 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:04,320 LAUGHTER If I saw one with a boner, 3556 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:04,560 LAUGHTER If I saw one with a boner, I 3557 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,000 LAUGHTER If I saw one with a boner, I would 3558 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:05,160 If I saw one with a boner, I would be 3559 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:05,560 If I saw one with a boner, I would be like, 3560 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:05,880 If I saw one with a boner, I would be like, I 3561 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:06,400 If I saw one with a boner, I would be like, I just 3562 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:06,640 If I saw one with a boner, I would be like, I just hope 3563 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:07,000 If I saw one with a boner, I would be like, I just hope it 3564 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:07,120 If I saw one with a boner, I would be like, I just hope it fucking 3565 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:07,440 be like, I just hope it fucking beats 3566 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:07,920 be like, I just hope it fucking beats me. 3567 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:08,360 be like, I just hope it fucking beats me. I 3568 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:08,600 be like, I just hope it fucking beats me. I just 3569 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:08,840 be like, I just hope it fucking beats me. I just think 3570 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:09,200 be like, I just hope it fucking beats me. I just think it's 3571 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:09,320 be like, I just hope it fucking beats me. I just think it's nice 3572 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:09,640 beats me. I just think it's nice they 3573 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:09,880 beats me. I just think it's nice they finally 3574 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:10,120 beats me. I just think it's nice they finally found 3575 00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:10,960 beats me. I just think it's nice they finally found a 3576 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:11,200 beats me. I just think it's nice they finally found a cure 3577 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:11,600 beats me. I just think it's nice they finally found a cure for 3578 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:11,760 they finally found a cure for reptile 3579 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:12,120 they finally found a cure for reptile dysfunction! 3580 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:12,680 reptile dysfunction! APPLAUSE 3581 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,360 APPLAUSE LAUGHTER 3582 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:15,680 LAUGHTER I 3583 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,360 LAUGHTER I know. 3584 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:23,280 It is a win for horny crocodiles everywhere. 3585 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,520 LAUGHTER 3586 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:30,920 We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break, 3587 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:34,240 as we wrap up the show with a final busking performance, and Josh wraps 3588 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:35,480 up the last seven days. 3589 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:35,880 See 3590 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:36,080 See you 3591 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:36,280 See you in 3592 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:36,480 See you in a 3593 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,240 See you in a bit! 3594 00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:40,480 See you in a bit! APPLAUSE 3595 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:46,520 CHEERING 3596 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:46,760 CHEERING AND 3597 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:52,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 3598 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,920 Welcome back to The Last Leg. 3599 00:42:53,920 --> 00:43:00,040 We're joined by Desiree Burch and Jon Richardson. 3600 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:00,320 Jon, 3601 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:00,600 Jon, you 3602 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:00,840 Jon, you have 3603 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:01,080 Jon, you have a 3604 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:01,320 Jon, you have a charity 3605 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:01,560 Jon, you have a charity gig 3606 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:01,800 Jon, you have a charity gig coming 3607 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,040 Jon, you have a charity gig coming up 3608 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:02,280 Jon, you have a charity gig coming up you 3609 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:02,520 Jon, you have a charity gig coming up you wanted 3610 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,360 Jon, you have a charity gig coming up you wanted to 3611 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:05,720 Jon, you have a charity gig coming up you wanted to talk 3612 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:07,680 Jon, you have a charity gig coming up you wanted to talk about? 3613 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:08,040 up you wanted to talk about? Yes, 3614 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:08,160 up you wanted to talk about? Yes, for 3615 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:08,520 up you wanted to talk about? Yes, for the 3616 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:08,760 up you wanted to talk about? Yes, for the children's 3617 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:09,000 up you wanted to talk about? Yes, for the children's hospital, 3618 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:09,440 Yes, for the children's hospital, featuring 3619 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:09,560 Yes, for the children's hospital, featuring the 3620 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:09,800 Yes, for the children's hospital, featuring the wonderful 3621 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:10,040 Yes, for the children's hospital, featuring the wonderful Josh 3622 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:10,360 featuring the wonderful Josh Widdecombe 3623 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:10,720 featuring the wonderful Josh Widdecombe who 3624 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:10,920 featuring the wonderful Josh Widdecombe who cannot 3625 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:11,160 featuring the wonderful Josh Widdecombe who cannot now 3626 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:11,520 featuring the wonderful Josh Widdecombe who cannot now pull 3627 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:11,640 featuring the wonderful Josh Widdecombe who cannot now pull out 3628 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:11,960 Widdecombe who cannot now pull out because 3629 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:12,200 Widdecombe who cannot now pull out because it's 3630 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:12,440 Widdecombe who cannot now pull out because it's been 3631 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:12,680 Widdecombe who cannot now pull out because it's been mentioned 3632 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:13,080 Widdecombe who cannot now pull out because it's been mentioned on 3633 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:13,880 because it's been mentioned on television! 3634 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:14,200 because it's been mentioned on television! Desiree, 3635 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:14,440 because it's been mentioned on television! Desiree, I 3636 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:14,680 because it's been mentioned on television! Desiree, I am 3637 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:14,920 because it's been mentioned on television! Desiree, I am so 3638 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,160 because it's been mentioned on television! Desiree, I am so sorry 3639 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:15,480 television! Desiree, I am so sorry we 3640 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:15,840 television! Desiree, I am so sorry we didn't 3641 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:15,960 television! Desiree, I am so sorry we didn't get 3642 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:16,200 television! Desiree, I am so sorry we didn't get to 3643 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:16,600 television! Desiree, I am so sorry we didn't get to your 3644 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,080 television! Desiree, I am so sorry we didn't get to your favourite 3645 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:17,360 we didn't get to your favourite story 3646 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:17,600 we didn't get to your favourite story this 3647 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:18,040 we didn't get to your favourite story this week, 3648 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:18,160 we didn't get to your favourite story this week, which 3649 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:18,520 we didn't get to your favourite story this week, which is 3650 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:18,880 we didn't get to your favourite story this week, which is that 3651 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:19,000 we didn't get to your favourite story this week, which is that the 3652 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:19,320 story this week, which is that the Rock 3653 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:19,560 story this week, which is that the Rock has 3654 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:19,920 story this week, which is that the Rock has revealed 3655 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:20,360 story this week, which is that the Rock has revealed he 3656 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:20,760 story this week, which is that the Rock has revealed he was 3657 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,000 story this week, which is that the Rock has revealed he was once 3658 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:21,400 story this week, which is that the Rock has revealed he was once asked 3659 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:21,680 Rock has revealed he was once asked to 3660 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,120 Rock has revealed he was once asked to run 3661 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:22,240 Rock has revealed he was once asked to run for 3662 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:22,480 Rock has revealed he was once asked to run for president 3663 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:22,720 Rock has revealed he was once asked to run for president of 3664 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:22,960 Rock has revealed he was once asked to run for president of the 3665 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:23,200 Rock has revealed he was once asked to run for president of the United 3666 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:23,520 to run for president of the United States. 3667 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:23,760 to run for president of the United States. Yes, 3668 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:24,000 to run for president of the United States. Yes, I 3669 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:24,240 to run for president of the United States. Yes, I kind 3670 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:24,480 to run for president of the United States. Yes, I kind of 3671 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:24,840 to run for president of the United States. Yes, I kind of feel 3672 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:24,960 to run for president of the United States. Yes, I kind of feel like 3673 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,400 States. Yes, I kind of feel like it's 3674 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:25,520 States. Yes, I kind of feel like it's bad 3675 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:25,760 States. Yes, I kind of feel like it's bad if 3676 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,000 States. Yes, I kind of feel like it's bad if you 3677 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:26,240 States. Yes, I kind of feel like it's bad if you want 3678 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:26,480 States. Yes, I kind of feel like it's bad if you want to 3679 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:26,720 States. Yes, I kind of feel like it's bad if you want to sit 3680 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:26,960 States. Yes, I kind of feel like it's bad if you want to sit on 3681 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:27,200 States. Yes, I kind of feel like it's bad if you want to sit on your 3682 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:27,640 it's bad if you want to sit on your president's 3683 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:27,920 it's bad if you want to sit on your president's face. 3684 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:28,320 president's face. LAUGHTER 3685 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:29,040 LAUGHTER Bat's... 3686 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:37,520 LAUGHTER Bat's... But... 3687 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:37,800 LAUGHTER Bat's... But... But 3688 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:38,200 LAUGHTER Bat's... But... But he 3689 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:38,440 LAUGHTER Bat's... But... But he would 3690 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:38,680 LAUGHTER Bat's... But... But he would put 3691 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:39,000 Bat's... But... But he would put environmental 3692 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:39,560 Bat's... But... But he would put environmental issues 3693 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,080 Bat's... But... But he would put environmental issues at 3694 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:40,320 Bat's... But... But he would put environmental issues at the 3695 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:40,560 Bat's... But... But he would put environmental issues at the top 3696 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:40,920 Bat's... But... But he would put environmental issues at the top of 3697 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:41,360 environmental issues at the top of the 3698 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:41,480 environmental issues at the top of the list, 3699 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,040 environmental issues at the top of the list, melanoma 3700 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:42,640 environmental issues at the top of the list, melanoma eliminated 3701 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:42,760 environmental issues at the top of the list, melanoma eliminated in 3702 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,000 environmental issues at the top of the list, melanoma eliminated in the 3703 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:43,320 the list, melanoma eliminated in the next 3704 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:43,560 the list, melanoma eliminated in the next three 3705 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:43,920 the list, melanoma eliminated in the next three years! 3706 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:44,080 the list, melanoma eliminated in the next three years! This 3707 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:44,360 the list, melanoma eliminated in the next three years! This is 3708 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:44,960 the list, melanoma eliminated in the next three years! This is when 3709 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:45,080 the list, melanoma eliminated in the next three years! This is when Joe 3710 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:45,400 next three years! This is when Joe Pasquale 3711 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:45,760 next three years! This is when Joe Pasquale comes 3712 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:46,000 next three years! This is when Joe Pasquale comes out 3713 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:46,360 next three years! This is when Joe Pasquale comes out as 3714 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:46,600 next three years! This is when Joe Pasquale comes out as the 3715 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:46,840 next three years! This is when Joe Pasquale comes out as the Rock 3716 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:47,080 next three years! This is when Joe Pasquale comes out as the Rock and 3717 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:47,520 Pasquale comes out as the Rock and sits 3718 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:47,640 Pasquale comes out as the Rock and sits on 3719 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:47,880 Pasquale comes out as the Rock and sits on my 3720 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:48,520 Pasquale comes out as the Rock and sits on my face! 3721 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,480 sits on my face! APPLAUSE 3722 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,400 Josh has been snapping up the best bits 3723 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:55,000 of the last seven days like a giant venus fly trap 3724 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,720 Josh, what have you got for us? 3725 00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:56,920 Would 3726 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:57,120 Would you 3727 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:57,320 Would you like 3728 00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:57,520 Would you like to 3729 00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:57,760 Would you like to see 3730 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:57,960 Would you like to see the 3731 00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,560 Would you like to see the greatest 3732 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:00,840 Would you like to see the greatest attempt 3733 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:01,120 Would you like to see the greatest attempt ever 3734 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:01,360 Would you like to see the greatest attempt ever at 3735 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:01,600 Would you like to see the greatest attempt ever at pretending 3736 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:01,960 Would you like to see the greatest attempt ever at pretending to 3737 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:02,080 Would you like to see the greatest attempt ever at pretending to type? 3738 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:02,400 attempt ever at pretending to type? That's 3739 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:02,760 attempt ever at pretending to type? That's it 3740 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:02,960 attempt ever at pretending to type? That's it from 3741 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:03,200 attempt ever at pretending to type? That's it from you, 3742 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:03,720 attempt ever at pretending to type? That's it from you, hope 3743 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:03,840 attempt ever at pretending to type? That's it from you, hope you 3744 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:04,080 attempt ever at pretending to type? That's it from you, hope you have 3745 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:04,480 attempt ever at pretending to type? That's it from you, hope you have a 3746 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:04,640 That's it from you, hope you have a lovely 3747 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:04,880 That's it from you, hope you have a lovely afternoon, 3748 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:05,120 That's it from you, hope you have a lovely afternoon, whatever 3749 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:05,360 That's it from you, hope you have a lovely afternoon, whatever your 3750 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:05,760 That's it from you, hope you have a lovely afternoon, whatever your up 3751 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:05,920 lovely afternoon, whatever your up to. 3752 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:06,160 lovely afternoon, whatever your up to. Goodbye. 3753 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:15,560 to. Goodbye. LAUGHTER 3754 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:15,920 LAUGHTER Would 3755 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:16,280 LAUGHTER Would you 3756 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:16,400 LAUGHTER Would you like 3757 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:16,640 LAUGHTER Would you like to 3758 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:17,000 LAUGHTER Would you like to see 3759 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:17,120 LAUGHTER Would you like to see an 3760 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:17,520 LAUGHTER Would you like to see an unfortunate 3761 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:17,680 Would you like to see an unfortunate clip 3762 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:18,040 Would you like to see an unfortunate clip of 3763 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:18,160 Would you like to see an unfortunate clip of a 3764 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:18,400 Would you like to see an unfortunate clip of a Sky 3765 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:18,640 Would you like to see an unfortunate clip of a Sky News 3766 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:19,000 Would you like to see an unfortunate clip of a Sky News slip-up 3767 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:19,160 Would you like to see an unfortunate clip of a Sky News slip-up that 3768 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:19,400 Would you like to see an unfortunate clip of a Sky News slip-up that will 3769 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:19,720 clip of a Sky News slip-up that will haunt 3770 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:19,960 clip of a Sky News slip-up that will haunt the 3771 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:20,200 clip of a Sky News slip-up that will haunt the host 3772 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:20,440 clip of a Sky News slip-up that will haunt the host forever? 3773 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,040 clip of a Sky News slip-up that will haunt the host forever? Yes. 3774 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,520 Danny Shaw, who joins us now. 3775 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,560 Good evening, Daddy... 3776 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,480 Er, Danny, thank you for being with us. 3777 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:31,040 LAUGHTER 3778 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:31,560 LAUGHTER Daddy! 3779 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,600 LAUGHTER Daddy! Oh! 3780 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,080 LAUGHTER Daddy! Oh! So 3781 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:36,440 LAUGHTER Daddy! Oh! So that 3782 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:36,560 LAUGHTER Daddy! Oh! So that made 3783 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:36,920 LAUGHTER Daddy! Oh! So that made your 3784 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:37,040 LAUGHTER Daddy! Oh! So that made your finger 3785 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:37,360 Daddy! Oh! So that made your finger straight 3786 00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:37,600 Daddy! Oh! So that made your finger straight on, 3787 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:37,840 Daddy! Oh! So that made your finger straight on, didn't 3788 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,600 Daddy! Oh! So that made your finger straight on, didn't it? 3789 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,160 We asked you, if Suella Braverman had her own TV show, 3790 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,080 what should it be called? 3791 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,080 This 3792 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:46,280 This one 3793 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:46,520 This one said, 3794 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:46,760 This one said, the 3795 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:47,000 This one said, the S- 3796 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:47,240 This one said, the S- H- 3797 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:47,480 This one said, the S- H- I 3798 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:47,840 This one said, the S- H- I - 3799 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:47,960 This one said, the S- H- I - T 3800 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,040 This one said, the S- H- I - T crowd. 3801 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:50,640 This one said, the S- H- I - T crowd. This 3802 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:50,880 This one said, the S- H- I - T crowd. This was 3803 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:51,160 This one said, the S- H- I - T crowd. This was said, 3804 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:51,400 This one said, the S- H- I - T crowd. This was said, Only 3805 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:51,640 This one said, the S- H- I - T crowd. This was said, Only Shoes 3806 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:51,880 This one said, the S- H- I - T crowd. This was said, Only Shoes And 3807 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:52,200 crowd. This was said, Only Shoes And Purses. 3808 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:52,440 crowd. This was said, Only Shoes And Purses. Love 3809 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:52,680 crowd. This was said, Only Shoes And Purses. Love This 3810 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:56,760 crowd. This was said, Only Shoes And Purses. Love This Island. 3811 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:57,240 Purses. Love This Island. Countryfile... 3812 00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:58,760 Purses. Love This Island. Countryfile... It's 3813 00:44:58,760 --> 00:44:59,120 Purses. Love This Island. Countryfile... It's The 3814 00:44:59,120 --> 00:44:59,240 Purses. Love This Island. Countryfile... It's The Way 3815 00:44:59,240 --> 00:44:59,640 Purses. Love This Island. Countryfile... It's The Way She 3816 00:44:59,640 --> 00:44:59,800 Countryfile... It's The Way She Spilled 3817 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:00,600 Countryfile... It's The Way She Spilled It. 3818 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,400 Countryfile... It's The Way She Spilled It. -- 3819 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:02,640 Countryfile... It's The Way She Spilled It. -- Mike 3820 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:02,880 Countryfile... It's The Way She Spilled It. -- Mike Loveless 3821 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,600 Countryfile... It's The Way She Spilled It. -- Mike Loveless Island. 3822 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:05,600 Spilled It. -- Mike Loveless Island. And 3823 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:06,280 Spilled It. -- Mike Loveless Island. And This 3824 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:06,520 Spilled It. -- Mike Loveless Island. And This One 3825 00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:06,760 Spilled It. -- Mike Loveless Island. And This One Said 3826 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,000 Spilled It. -- Mike Loveless Island. And This One Said Rwandavision. 3827 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:09,240 Spilled It. -- Mike Loveless Island. And This One Said Rwandavision. -- 3828 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:09,600 And This One Said Rwandavision. -- and 3829 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:09,840 And This One Said Rwandavision. -- and this 3830 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:10,200 And This One Said Rwandavision. -- and this one 3831 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:10,320 And This One Said Rwandavision. -- and this one said 3832 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,960 And This One Said Rwandavision. -- and this one said Rwandavision. 3833 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,840 We're about to end the show with a final performance from one 3834 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,960 of our buskers, but before we do, would you please thank our guests? 3835 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,000 Desiree Burch! 3836 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,040 Jon Richardson! 3837 00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,080 And my co-hosts, 3838 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,560 Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker. 3839 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,720 We'll be back next week with comedian Thanyia Moore, 3840 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:26,840 actor David Tennant, and the lead singer of Queens 3841 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,640 of the Stone Age, Josh Homme. 3842 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,520 But earlier in the show we showcased a busker with a disability, 3843 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,400 and now we wanna leave you with another. 3844 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,560 She's a disability advocate and influencer by the name 3845 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,840 of Alice Ella, she's accompanied by her boyfriend Ollie, 3846 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,000 and together they're gonna play Symphony by Clean Bandit. 3847 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:47,160 Thanks for watching The Last Leg, my name's Adam Hills! 3848 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,560 LAUGHTER 3849 00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:55,560 See you next week for the next leg! 3850 00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,120 # I've been hearin' symphonies 3851 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,640 # Before, all I heard was silence 3852 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:09,920 # A rhapsody for you and me 3853 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:13,360 # And every melody is timeless 3854 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:21,520 # Life was stringin' me along 3855 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,680 # Then you came and you cut me loose 3856 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,800 # Was solo, singin' on my own 3857 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,960 # Now I can't find the key without you 3858 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,440 # And now your song is on repeat 3859 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,600 # And I'm dancin' on to your heartbeat 3860 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:42,560 # And when you're gone, I feel incomplete 3861 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,280 # So, if you want the truth 3862 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:48,480 # I just wanna be part of your symphony 3863 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,680 # Will you hold me tight and not let go? 3864 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,320 # Symphony 3865 00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,320 # Like a love song on the radio 3866 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:04,280 # Will you hold me tight and not let go? 3867 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:08,200 # I'm sorry if it's all too much 3868 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,960 # Every day you're here, I'm healin' 3869 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:15,840 # And I was runnin' outta luck 3870 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:19,040 # I never thought I'd find this feelin' 3871 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,440 # And now your song is on repeat 3872 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,320 # And I'm dancin' on to your heartbeat 3873 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:31,280 # And when you're gone, I feel incomplete 3874 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,200 # If you want the truth 3875 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:39,160 # I just wanna be part of your symphony 3876 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:42,680 # Will you hold me tight and not let go? 3877 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:48,480 # Symphony 3878 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,040 # Like a love song on the radio 3879 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:56,640 # Will you hold me tight and not let go? # 3880 00:47:56,640 --> 00:48:02,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 3881 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:02,640 , 3882 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:03,000 , one 3883 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:03,240 , one out 3884 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:03,520 , one out thank 3885 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:03,760 , one out thank you 3886 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:04,160 , one out thank you so