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♪ Thank you for letting us
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♪ So don't mind me if I repeat myself

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♪ These simple lines be
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♪ To keep them crime rhymes
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♪ Live, love life
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♪ 5,000 leaders never scared

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♪ Bring the noise,
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♪ Get up, still a beautiful idea

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♪ Get up and show no fear... ♪

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Roast a turkey, bake a pecan pie,

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then remember we don't actually
celebrate Thanksgiving.

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It's Friday, we're live. And it's
time for The Last Leg.

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Tonight on the show, we run an eye
over the Autumn Statement,

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check out some hair-raising
world leaders,

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and show off Alex's new legs.

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Plus we'll be joined by comedians
Katherine Ryan and Nabil Abdulrashid

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and money saving expert, Martin Lewis

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on the show that sometimes wigs
out about the news.

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Gooday. Hello.

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I'm Adam Hills. Welcome to
The Last Leg,

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the show that thinks every week
is Black Friday cos

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we're always 20% off.

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With me as always, the pride
of Dartmoor Josh Widdicombe.

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And the man who got new
blades this week

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and now not only runs but also
chops and dices, Alex Brooker.

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Now...

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..if you were wondering why, when we
walked out at the beginning

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of the show, Alex was towering
over my left shoulder,

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it's cos he's got a new pair of
blades for both feet. Yeah.

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Before we even talk about them,
can you explain why you got them?

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Yeah, well, the thing about
the blades is...

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Cos we've run out of things to
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Well, the thing with them is
obviously, they're so rapid. Yeah.

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And a little while ago, I just
decided just like for once,

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for the first time in my life,
I just didn't want to get caught

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playing knock and run.

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No, basically, these is
basically down to that.

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I've never been able to run because
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my left foot's not great. Yeah.

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I've never been able to run.

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I just wanted to, kind of, yeah,
get these bad boys on

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and see how we get on.

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So the left couldn't keep up with
the right basically?

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Yeah, yeah. Which is kind of
world politics at the moment.

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But... But the weird thing is well,
how tall are you now?

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I'm 6'1.

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Are you? I just got... I just got up
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Very strange to have a
growth spurt at 39.

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But I tell you what, there's a
cookie jar at my mum's

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that she's had on that
top shelf for so long.

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I am going to nail it.

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The best thing is now... I've got to
say hearing that,

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would it be weird if I got a pair?

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Would that be misjudged? Cos I could
with the extra few inches.

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Also how disappointed was your wife
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when you said I'm getting an
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The best thing is now, though,
I don't have to queue up

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at Chessington and I'm tall enough
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So.. Also, great week cos we've got
a cattle grid installed

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at the green room, haven't we?
You can't come in.

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For perspective, can you and Josh
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just so people can see how
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You all right, little brother?

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How are you, mate?

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Honestly... The new Danny DeVito and
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Honestly, everything he's been
through, bless him,

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he's such a trooper.

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And do you know what? I kind of
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and particularly today because, like,
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Sorry I have to try. I'm not used to
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Not so clever now, are you?

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Oh, my God.

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Sorry I've got my little...

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Fucking hell. It was like a
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No-one knew if it was going to
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Yeah, this gold cushion.

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You've even got a cushion?

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Yeah, I've got a cushion because my
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My knees are so like high up now.
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Honestly, these... Honestly, they're
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These are great for going
to the toilet.

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And also, I feel for you cos I,
for years I'd always wanted

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a blade, right? Yeah.

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And then, a few years back,
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could fit my foot. Right.

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And then Oscar Pistorius went and
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And now today, the day you get your
doubles blades... Yeah.

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..is the day he is granted parole.

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Yeah, well, I just want to reassure
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We haven't planned that.

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I'm not starting a running club
with him next.

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So, Alex... Alex took them for a...
Like literally had to for a test...

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A test run during the week,
which looked like this.

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Listen for the commentary.

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What the fuck was that?

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Yeah, that is my mate there saying
"What the fuck is that?"

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But it's... My favourite is you...
Tell us where that was.

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That was at the Emirates Stadium.

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You went outside the Arsenal ground?

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You could have gone anywhere.

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Yeah, but... As if they were going
to look out of the window, Arteta,

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and go, fucking hell, he's good,
isn't he?

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What you doing on Saturday, mate?

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Well, one thing... Firstly, the one
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you were quite nervous running
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Yeah, I am. I'm quite nervous cos
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When you gather pace... Yeah.
..It's like, it is quite,

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it's the quickest, like, I've not
properly ran on them yet. Yeah.

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Also, like, falling over.

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Like, I'm higher up to fall over
now. Yeah.

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And apparently, they were telling me
there's basically a special way

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to fall over. It's you shouldn't
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And it's like, to be honest, it's
neither here nor there for me.

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Yeah. Well, cos it's hard to stop.
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Yes, it's really hard to stop.
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just stop dead. So what do you do
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What's the next option?

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Just... You kind of like drop and
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Erm, but yeah, that is the
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And also, you can't go up stairs
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You have to go up sideways.

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You're not a Dalek!

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Well, like, you...

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Like you're on roller blades.

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But I went into a cafe this morning,
and it was up a step,

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and I walked in it sideways.

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And there's people stood there
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I know he ain't small but surely he
can find through that front ways.

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So we're going to test Alex's
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by making him sprint and
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Not now cos we still need to do
some of the show.

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But before the next... At the end of
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we're going to set you a task. Yeah.

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But you've also said that you now
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Well, saying I want to,
that's a strong turn of phrase.

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What I said was it that obviously
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which I used... I used for the
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and my bike's all right. Again, that's a problem
with stopping with the brakes, but we'll get there.

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Yeah. But, um, yeah, so kind of
just one day, maybe I'll be able...

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Well, I'm challenging you for the
Superhero Triathlon,

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which is in August next year.
You and I both do a para-triathlon.

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OK.

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I mean, I, look...

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You know... you know I love to spend
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but obviously the problem is you'll
be in the seniors category...

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Also, you've got to wear them for
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just out of control,
running around the pitch.

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Now, cos we're live, were going to do
our best to answer your big questions,

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tweet them to us at @TheLastLeg,
use the hashtag, #IsltOK.

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For example, #IsltOK that we've
put our Christmas tree up

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even though it is still November?
Yes. Yes, I think it is.

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#IsltOK, we like you to decide

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who's going to be our Christmas
Angel this year?

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So last year, you chose the former
rugby league player Kevin Sinfield

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for his support of MND charities
and his mate, Rob Burrow.

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Who do you want? It could
be anyone. Anyone at all.

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Tweet us at @TheLastLeg right now,

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use the hashtag #LastLegAngel,
I think we're going with.

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I'm going to say Mary Earps... OK.

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..but in full... like, that moment
were she just shouted "fuck off".

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I just want that on top of the tree.

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Yeah. I'm going with
the football theme,

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I'm going to go with
David Beckham... Mm-hm.

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Cos I don't know if
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but I've never seen anybody look
that fit,

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let alone that fit cooking
a mushroom on a barbecue.

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That barbecue wasn't even turned on,
it just sizzled when he went past.

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Josh, who would you like
the angel to be?

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Archangel Gabriel, please.

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I'm a traditionalist and I don't
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Or Angela Rippon, I thought
she's growing on trees.

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I'd go Rippon cos I've heard there's
some historic tweets

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from the Archangel Gabriel
that are a little bit dodgy.

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He referred to the Virgin Mary
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in inverted commas.

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Um, that's our POV for the night,

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who should be the angel on our
Christmas tree this year?

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Not just from our suggestions,
any suggestions at all.

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Tweet us at @TheLastLeg,
use the hashtag...

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Not from our suggestions cos I don't want a
one in three chance it's going to be my option.

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Use the hashtag #LastLegAngel.
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There is a big story this week and
we're going to get into it.

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The Chancellor unveiled
his Autumn Statement

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and we had a lot of tweets asking how it was
going to affect people with disabilities.

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Now, we'll get to those,
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let's unpick the statement generally.
So, Jeremy Hunt began with...

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He began with a joke and it was
a half decent joke.

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He said to Keir Starmer that they
have something in common

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because at one point they both
wanted a Jeremy to be Prime Minister.

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Not a bad joke, he then said that both parties
were probably relieved that it didn't happen.

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Not a bad joke.

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He then said, "But whereas we are
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"your Jeremy would have crashed it."

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That's kind of rich considering the
only reason Hunt's in a job

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is that his predecessor
ACTUALLY crashed the economy.

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That's the craziest figures...

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They're kind of praising themselves
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but given what happened last year,

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all they had to do was beat losing
the country 60 billion.

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That's like praising yourself for
getting through the day

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and only shitting yourself once.

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I think you're too hard on yourself,
I think that was an achievement.

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You are right,
you should have been proud.

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Shadow Chancellor Rachel Reeves
gave her response.

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As usual, the whole thing became
a he-said, she-said affair.

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He said national debt is
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she said the forecast economic
growth is also being lowered.

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He said the economy is growing faster
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she said we are forecast to have the
slowest growing economy of all G7 countries.

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He said we are investing in the NHS,

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she said some NHS trusts are
still using fax machines.

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That back-and-forth sounds like a
really bleak version of.

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Baby It's Cold Outside.

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♪ The economy's grown,
baby it's cold... ♪

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It's cold inside actually.

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Awful way to receive your results
from the NHS, isn't it?

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Via fax.

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Just start... just watching
it slowly come out.

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Well, my feet are all right.

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Well, that was an inappropriate way
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Sorry.

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11 years in.

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I know.

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Look, despite some pretty
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Britain is now heading for the
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since the 1950s and a lot of that is to
do with something called fiscal drag.

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Now, what's fiscal drag?

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I hear Alex ask.

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It's what happens when inflation
causes prices to rise,

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which leads employers
to raise wages,

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but the threshold at which
you pay tax doesn't rise with it.

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Lib Dems leader
Ed Davey described it

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as a £200 billion stealth tax raid.

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And I'm going to try and explain it
tonight with a segment we'd like to call.

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RuPaul's Fiscal Drag Race.

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♪ It's not about
the money, money, money

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♪ We don't need your money,
money, money... ♪

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Hi. Hello.

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Oh, you need this?
You need a hand putting this on?

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Alex can't actually stand still on
the blades,

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so he needs me to dress him.

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Thank you. You all right? It was
always going to happen one day.

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There you go. All right, so,

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imagine you're being paid £10,000

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and you need to buy £10,000
worth of mascara.

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Now, because the tax threshold is
£12,500,

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you don't have to pay
any tax at all,

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you can spend all the money
you've got on the mascara.

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Slay.

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Thank you very much. Thank you.

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Now, imagine that because of
inflation,

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that mascara has now gone
up to £20,000,

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but you got a lovely boss who has
also raised your wage to £20,000.

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Oh, big fat slay.

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However, the tax
threshold hasn't moved,

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so you now have to pay tax on
everything over £12,500.

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Which comes to £1,500 of tax, which
means you know can't afford your mascara.

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That is what fiscal drag is,
and according to Ed Davey,

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it's going to rake in around
£200 billion for the government,

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while affecting the poorest in
society.

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Now, the only way you can
get your mascara

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is to hope that Santa
has someone his..

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Big fat SLEIGH.

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And that was
RuPaul's Fiscal Drag Race.

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Would you please thank
Kitty Scott-Claus?

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Thank you. Thank you.

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♪ We don't think about the
money, money, money

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♪ We don't need your
money, money, money. ♪

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No.. Here he goes.

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There we go.

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By the way...

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Wahey!

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Really nice, it's come to people
praising me just for sitting down.

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To be fair, some of those were for
not shitting yourself as well.

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By the way, when you were talking
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I thought you kept talking about
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like it was a humble brag.

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I just found a fiver
in my coat - fiscal brag.

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OK, so onto the issue we received
loads of tweets about.

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And Debbie said...

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Now, it was reported earlier in the
week that the government

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was going to force people with disabilities
to work from home, or lose their benefits.

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It was partly spurred on by this
controversial clip

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featuring Chief Secretary to
the Treasury Laura Trott.

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I think that if you can work,
as a principal, you should work

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and that is what the
government believes,

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that's been the thrust of
all of our policies.

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Of course, there should be support

for people to help them into work

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or to help them with issues
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but ultimately,
there is a duty on citizens

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that if they are able to go to work,
that's what they should do.

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Now, we've done a bit of a deep
dive on your behalf,

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and this is genuine, we
did this during the week,

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We contacted Laura Trott's office to
find out what she meant by all that.

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Her spokesperson said her comments
weren't aimed at disabled people,

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they were for people who genuinely
have no reason not to work.

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Now, there seems to be two things
going on in this statement.

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One is for long-term unemployed
people who have no sickness or disability.

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If those people don't take up a
mandatory placement after 18 months

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of looking for work, they can have
their benefits halted.

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According to Laura Trott's office,

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this doesn't apply to anyone
currently on disability benefits.

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Now, coincidentally, I was at
Speakers House in Parliament

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this week for a reception for
Disability History Month.

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I met the Speaker of the House,

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I got a photo with him in front of a
picture of him

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that was painted on the wall.

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Do you reckon he... do you reckon he
was just like,

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he spends his time just standing under
there until someone recognises him?

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Doe she remind you of anyone?

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In the same pose,
stepping out, like, you know?

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We talked for about 20 minutes about
rugby league.. Of course you did.

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Was that why you're on your own?

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What was interesting for me
was this was the same day

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that the Autumn Statement came out.

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But there was so much support for
people with disabilities

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from all sides of Parliament.

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There was a Tory MP who got up
and spoke, who had Cerebral Palsy,

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there was a Labour MP who got up
and spoke, who was blind,

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there was a guy with Down syndrome,
who works in Parliament.

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It was kind of amazing to see how
many people were supportive

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of people with disabilities,

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including the
minister Penny Mordaunt,

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who was there supporting a
learning disability choir.

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So I, on the way out, grabbed
Penny Mordaunt and said,

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"Right, what's going on with this
Autumn Statement?

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"How is it going to affect
people with disabilities?"

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And I said, "Can you DM me, please?"

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Of course you did.

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So Penny Mordaunt sent me
a DM to explain

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what's going on with the
Autumn Statement.

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That's right, I asked her for her
opinion in a segment

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I'd like to call.

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A Mordaunt For Your Thoughts.

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So...

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I like it. Yeah, thanks.

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So Penny Mordaunt sent me a link to
what she said in the Commons on Thursday,

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which was this - "The closing claims measure does
not apply to anyone with disabilities or a child."

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She ended the message by saying,

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"No child or person with a disability
would lose out because of these measures."

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Which is, obviously, great news,
but let's be honest,

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she really ended it with,
"Now stop DM-ing me."

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What's that emoji?
I think there's an emoji for that.

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She also added if anyone
is worried about

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how these measures are going
to affect them,

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you should contact your local MP.

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Right? So the measures won't affect
anyone, right, with a disability.

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But reading more into the proposals,

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anyone applying for disability
benefits AFTER 2025,

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will come under new rules as to what
constitutes being fit to work.

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Now, this is because we now live in a
world where people CAN work from home.

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So there's a whole bunch of
questions to go along with that.

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How are they going to decide who
is fit to work from home?

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Also, what jobs are they expecting
these people to do from home?

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Like, that's the thing that's been
baffling me, it's like, so

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right, you can work from home,

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but how many jobs do you know
straight away you can just do from home?

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Like, OnlyFans?

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Look...

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Do you know what? Yes?

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Push comes to shove,
I'll start and OnlyHands.

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And the great thing is, you can now
build yourself as a six foot one.

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Leggy brunette?

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So basically, the upshot is this -

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if you're disabled now,
nothing will change,

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but if you're planning on becoming
disabled, do it before 2025.

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So the question is though, why was
there this feeling this week

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that disabled people
were being targeted?

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It's because there was one running at
200 was an hour around the Emirates.

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I think it is, genuinely,
I mean, look,

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it's because we are targeted quite
a lot of the time

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and over the course of time,
certainly under this government,

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under most of them, disability
benefits are always the target.

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We've seen the changes to PIP
and stuff like that,

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and it feels like it comes
around, like,

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comes around quicker every year,
the blaming of disabled people.

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It does, doesn't it, yeah?

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You don't get a card, you just get a
letter saying you've lost your benefits.

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But it feels like that happens every
single year,

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it's kind of the cycle that goes
around and they try and change stuff.

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And I think that this idea that
people fraudulently claiming benefits

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is why the country is in the shit.

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It's kind of...
that's slightly pushed out there,

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but it's not true. It's like...

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Of PIP spending, only 0.2% was on
fraudulent claims and error.

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And it's like the DWP spent 40
million in the last financial year

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on fraudulent claims,
but underpaid 60 million.

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So when you think about...

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Like I said before, that last...
that last budget last year... Yeah.

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..that cost us nearly 60 billion and
we're talking about

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kind of these 0.2%,
and I think that we are demonised,

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I think it's... it's an easy target
and, you know, as I said,

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this idea that disabled people don't
want to work or get thrown in,

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but they do, but we just need...

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also you need a society and measures
that allow us to flourish as well.

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There was a...

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You're not just a pair of
great pins, are you?

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There was a Scope study last week
that said

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if people with disabilities were
helped into the workforce the right way,

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it could bring in £15
billion for the economy.

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But, you need people with
disabilities actually making that happen.

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The Labour MP Marsha de Cordova was
at Speakers House during the week

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and she used a great phrase,
"Nothing about us without us."

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More disabled people need to be
involved in the decision-making.

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And, look, what we need at a
time like this...

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Well, yeah.

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What we need at a time like this is
an expert on saving money.

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So, please welcome money saving
expert Martin Lewis.

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♪ Money, money, money

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♪ Must be funny in a
rich man's world. ♪

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Welcome, welcome, welcome.

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Can I...

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Just listening to that, forgive me,

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but you're talking
physical disability.

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And the other big issue on this is
mental health and I am chair of.

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The Money and Mental Health
Policy Institute charity,

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and they're redefining, under the
Work Capability Assessment,

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how it works for mental health,

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so the thing is you have to have
a substantial risk,

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but the definition of substantial
risk of not being able to work

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is going to be.

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"In crisis are undergoing an
active psychotic episode".

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Now, that is a high bar.

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That's higher than you could
jump in those blades.

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That's how high that bar is.

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And so, we're concerned,

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would someone who is, say,
self-harming on a daily basis

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really constantly anxious,

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but not directly in crisis
and not directly psychotic,

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still, therefore, not be a
substantial risk in this?

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So actually, while you're talking
physical disabilities,

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the impact on the mental health
and mental illness,

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there are also some real questions
to be had

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in the way it's been defined.

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When you look at the underlying
numbers,

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it does look like some of this has
been done just to save money,

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as opposed to actually push people
back into work.

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Interesting.

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So that was my comedy intro!

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Welcome to the show!

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Look, we've asked our audience
for some questions to throw at you.

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Yeah. And we're going to see how
many you can get through in a very

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short space of time, and Josh
and Alex have got some as well.

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So let's do this.
Can we get a clock going?

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That'll do.

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OK. JJ said...

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Look, you have lots of
push economic things.

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When you do push economics like the
bedroom tax, it can be a good idea.

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We want to push people into smaller
houses to free up bigger houses.

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The problem is when you push them
into doing something

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and there are no small houses.

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So the issue here is pushing people
to do something is good,

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but only if it's something
they're capable of doing,

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and that's where the question is.
Brilliant.

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David said...

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Not everything's going up. Mobile
phones are getting much cheaper.

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That's the one deflationary thing.

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You can currently get, if you
factor it all in, £6.25 for 100GB,

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unlimited minutes, unlimited texts.
So therefore that's come down,

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but the real key is saving money
compared to what you

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would have spent if you didn't act,
which is why you should be

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acting all the time to try
and minimise your expenditure.

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Ooh. Diane said...

468
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,520
Two reasons it isn't.
One, cash under the mattress,

469
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,000
home insurance only covers
£1,000 of cash.

470
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,960
Put money in a savings account,
you get interest

471
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,480
and you're protected to £85,000 per
person per financial institution.

472
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,880
Two, it's really uncomfortable
to sleep on.

473
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,640
Alex?

474
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,160
Have you ever
gone into Tesco at lunchtime

475
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,480
and not gone for the meal deal?

476
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,960
No, not quite,
but if you do want the meal deal,

477
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,440
you go for the expensive sandwich or
pasta, you go for the fruit because

478
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,480
that's the highest value, and then
of course you go for the smoothie,

479
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,600
as everybody knows, because that's
the most expensive of the drinks.

480
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,920
My guy! Josh.

481
00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,480
If you talk for ten minutes at the
start of a show about your new legs,

482
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,920
does that make them
tax-deductible?

483
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,120
Time's up!

484
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,040
I mean, go on if you've got
an answer. If you've got an answer.

485
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,120
I was just going to say, I'm not
sure I can stand that one up!

486
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,520
Now, look,
we've also taken your advice.

487
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,640
You often talk about
getting a better deal,

488
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,560
maybe changing energy providers

489
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:29,240
if there's another provider that
can do the same thing for cheaper.

490
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,000
So you should be happy with this,
but you won't be.

491
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,560
We've looked around and we've found
a cheaper version of you.

492
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,800
We've found someone
by the name of Mickey Lewis.

493
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,920
So I'm going to have to ask you,
Mickey Lewis,

494
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,680
would you come on out, please?

495
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,800
♪ Money, money, money

496
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,520
♪ Must be funny

497
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,720
♪ In a rich man's world

498
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,160
♪ Money, money, money... ♪

499
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:59,760
Can I confirm your name is actually
Mickey Lewis? It is. OK, brilliant.

500
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:04,640
What is your top money saving tip?
One word. Crypto.

501
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,360
Can we get Martin Lewis back?
Can we get Martin Lewis back?

502
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:11,120
I'm sorry, no, seriously. Thank you,
it was worth a shot, but, you know.

503
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,640
Don't always go with
the cheaper option.

504
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,160
I've been deepfaked
on social media.

505
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,760
I didn't think I was
going to be deepfaked here.

506
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,920
All right, let's welcome
tonight's next guests.

507
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,720
You'll know him from
Britain's Got Talent.

508
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,080
You'll know her from
recent immigration figures.

509
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:31,160
Please welcome Nabil Abdul Rashid
and Katherine Ryan!

510
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,520
Welcome.

511
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,280
Er, all right. What did you both
make of the Autumn Statement?

512
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,680
Katherine?

513
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,160
I mean, it was 120 pages,
so not much.

514
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:01,240
Yeah, no, I'm not
a fan of Jeremy Hunt generally.

515
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,080
He called for dismantling
the NHS before bringing it

516
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,200
to its knees as Health Secretary.

517
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,120
He falsely charged taxpayers
for personal expenditure.

518
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,160
He breached anti-money laundering
rules. So he's not my fave.

519
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,560
And I always look for guys like that
trying to slip it in,

520
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,120
you know what I mean?

521
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,040
And he...

522
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,680
He slipped in a few things that
alarmed me in the autumn report.

523
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:26,040
He said that people who live
closest to pylons

524
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,920
and electricity stations
get ten grand.

525
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,800
That means those must not be safe.
And then he also said...

526
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:38,200
I need to Erin Brockovich
the whole thing wide open.

527
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:42,160
But then he also said that they were
going to invest 500 million

528
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,920
to make Britain an AI powerhouse,
which sounds like a good thing,

529
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,480
but AI is the seventh highest
contributor to job displacement,

530
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:55,000
and 85 million jobs
will be lost by 2025 to AI,

531
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,080
and the AI on my phone photo apps
thinks I'm a man.

532
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,600
Right!

533
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,960
That has drawn a round
of applause right there. Nabil?

534
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,240
The people agree!

535
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,880
I thought it was cute!

536
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,040
Just the idea of these
imperialist multimillionaires

537
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:16,320
pretending like they care
about how normal people live.

538
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:19,480
I don't know, I think, to be fair,
the Tories, I've given them

539
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,880
a chance, I have.

540
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,760
They've rebranded so many times,
they've become very progressive.

541
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,600
Everyone's gotten a second chance,

542
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,840
no matter how shit
they've been at their job.

543
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:33,600
Honestly, it's like a children's
party. No child left behind, etc.

544
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,440
Except Kwasi Kwarteng.

545
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,280
I think even
they have to give up now,

546
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,920
because it has become very clear,
you can put lipstick on a pig...

547
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,120
And David...

548
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,960
And David Cameron
will still slip in.

549
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,880
This is what they do.
It's what they do!

550
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,800
They're slipping it in.

551
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,040
Now, we did mention earlier
in the show we were going to

552
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,600
test out the running
and stopping power of Alex's blades.

553
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,720
It's come time for that now. Shit.

554
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,320
Oh, yeah, all right. In a segment
we'd like to call RuPaul's Leg Race.

555
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,760
All right. OK, are you ready?
Are you ready here?

556
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,520
Are you ready, Limbford Christie?

557
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,560
What's the crash helmet...?
Oh, shit.

558
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,920
Genuinely for health and safety.

559
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,760
Genuinely? Yeah. There you go.
Cool, OK, so...

560
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,640
OK, so the idea is... Oh, fuck.

561
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,040
Basically, the idea is,
can you stop?

562
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,080
You're going to run towards
the finish line,

563
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:40,720
but try and stop before you
run into all your favourite things.

564
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,640
Christmas presents, Bukayo Saka,
Duncan from Blue and Craig David.

565
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,480
So your job is to run,
get through the tape

566
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,560
and then stop before you hit them.
I've got you, I've got you.

567
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,520
The Chain by Fleetwood Mac.

568
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,640
Take it away! Go!

569
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,480
Fuck!

570
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,320
I mean, that was kind of
always going to happen.

571
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,680
We'll have more Last Leg for you
after the break as we... Are you OK?

572
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,600
I should have checked that first.

573
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,040
We're going to ask why world leaders
are taking a jump to the right,

574
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:26,000
and we want to know who should be on
top of our Christmas tree this year.

575
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,840
Tweet us @TheLastLeg,
hashtag it #LastLegAngel.

576
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,400
Alex will put it on top of the tree
at the end of the show.

577
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,920
We'll see you in a little bit.

578
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,840
Welcome back to That Last Leg.

579
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,840
We're joined
by Martin Lewis, Katherine Ryan

580
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,360
and Nabil Abdul Rashid.

581
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,440
I've got the top four of who
people at home are suggesting

582
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,560
to go on top of the tree.
They are...

583
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,880
Mary Earps.

584
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,560
Carol Vorderman.

585
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,360
David Tennant.

586
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,640
And Martin Lewis.

587
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,240
So we're going to tweet...

588
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,360
This could be very awkward
if it's not him!

589
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,640
It's all right. Can I...?
I'm Jewish. Leave me out of it.

590
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,920
We're going to tweet that now
from the Last Leg account.

591
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,536
We're going to tweet it as a poll,
and we'd love you to vote on it.

592
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,520
And we'll reveal it
at the end of the show.

593
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,120
Alex will put it on top of the tree.
Back to the news.

594
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,840
We got a load of tweets about
Rishi Sunak's handyman skills today,

595
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,280
including this
one from a South Norfolk

596
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,680
councillor by the name
of John Morland.

597
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,200
He said...

598
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,440
Now, this suspicious video surfaced
which seemed to show that the.

599
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,240
PM doesn't know how to use a hammer.

600
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,120
Now...

601
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,920
Before you get carried away,
Labour re-tweeted that video

602
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,840
and said, "Rishi Sunak,
not the son of a toolmaker".

603
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,280
They also said,

604
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,280
"the man who hammers working people
can't work a hammer."

605
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,320
It turns out, though, the full video

606
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,880
shows he was told
to use it that way. Watch this.

607
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,200
Um...? Which one of these?

608
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,360
Let's go that one,
but you're going to use this bit.

609
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,480
Oh! Sideways?

610
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,440
Yeah, and...

611
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,640
No, no, no. More?
Oh, more? Like really...

612
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,120
Now, come on, Rishi!

613
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,400
Now, what's interesting is
we've checked the Twitter account

614
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,960
and the Facebook account of Labour.

615
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,920
They haven't taken
their one down yet.

616
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,880
Wow. The thing is, I like the idea of
someone being worse with a hammer than me.

617
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,120
Why have you ruined it?

618
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,840
While we're talking about
world leaders, Jeremy said,

619
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,360
"#IsltOk that you can easily spot
a far right politician

620
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,800
"by their massively extravagant
and weird hairstyle?"

621
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,680
It's been a week for it.
It began with this guy

622
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,360
being elected
President of Argentina.

623
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,840
His name is Javier Milei,
his nickname is El Loco,

624
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,520
which means "The Madman."

625
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,880
He's anti-abortion, opposes sex
education in schools,

626
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,480
wielded a chainsaw at rallies to
symbolise how he's going to cut.

627
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,680
Government red tape, and claims to
receive advice

628
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,880
from his five dogs, who are all
clones of his original dog,

629
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,680
who told him to run for President
via a psychic medium.

630
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,240
Is there a chance he's actually
a really good guy,

631
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,120
but his dead dog's
really right wing?

632
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,520
How do you talk... How is he
talking to the dead dogs?

633
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,920
Is he like doing a Ouija board and
it's pointing to letters,

634
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,760
What do you think of him, Nabil?

635
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,720
He is like a modern-day Caligula.

636
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,680
He had his horse become an adviser.
Yes.

637
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:51,840
He then sent soldiers to attack
the ocean as a way to wage war

638
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,680
against Poseidon, which is similar

639
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:58,000
because this guy's also
fighting a war against water.

640
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,280
Not literally, he just looks like he
hasn't showered in a while.

641
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,240
He was in a Rolling Stones cover
band and claims to have been

642
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,440
a tantric sex instructor. He said he
hasn't combed his hair

643
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:11,800
since he was 13, and he came to fame
as a financial pundit on television.

644
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,360
That's some of the best eyebrow work
I've ever seen.

645
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,720
Wow, hello!

646
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,800
That's it, you're the next
Prime Minister.

647
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,760
Tantric sex? Yeah.

648
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,160
So he is like an enlightened
Donald Trump?

649
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,600
You can imagine, "Just grab her
by the chakras."

650
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,320
It was kind of a week for it,
though,

651
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,280
because in Netherlands
they elected a new guy.

652
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,440
They elected this guy.

653
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,840
Geert Wilders, who dropped his
policy of banning Mosques

654
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:01,040
and the Koran, and instead focused
on curbing immigration.

655
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,360
He looks like a Donald Trump
wax museum model.

656
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,280
I don't know about his political
views, but he 100% looks like

657
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,800
a scientist who wants
to make a human centipede.

658
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,120
I think they are both Harry
Enfield characters.

659
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,600
He also wants the Netherlands
to leave the EU

660
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,920
in what he's calling "a Nexit."

661
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,960
But the interesting thing about
those two is they both had

662
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,160
so few votes that they're going
to struggle to form a government,

663
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,000
because no other party actually
want to work with them.

664
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,480
But what's interesting is,
in particular with Geert Wilders,

665
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,880
he came in on the back of an
anti-migrant stance,

666
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,480
which, with migrant figures being
released today,

667
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,680
there's a demonisation
of migrants again.

668
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:41,960
So do you think it's possible

669
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,720
a similar thing is going
to happen here?

670
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:47,640
It does worry me,
for obvious reasons.

671
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,520
I see some of the rhetoric
and it is always the same shit.

672
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,640
Oh, the NHS is suffering
because of the migrants!

673
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:58,120
Bitch, please, the NHS has run
because of migrants.

674
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,960
If it wasn't for us...

675
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,440
I'm sorry. If it wasn't for
migrants,

676
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,560
the NHS would be closed on a Sunday.
I'm sorry.

677
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,200
On migration, it's interesting,
because when you poll,

678
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,600
generally people want less migrants.

679
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,640
But when you poll by sectors,
whether you want care workers,

680
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,960
whether you want NHS staff, there is
only one sector where people

681
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,920
don't actually want more migrants,
and the only sector they don't want

682
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,640
more migrants is banking.

683
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,280
Really?!
Right, but everything else?

684
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,040
Everything else. If you ask about,
do we need more care workers?

685
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,080
Yes. Do we need more NHS workers?
Yes.

686
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:47,200
So, actually, if you wanted
to do this, instead of saying

687
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,320
we have got this
big migrant number,

688
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,200
what you should actually do is say
we have got this many

689
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,760
care worker migrants, we've got this
many NHS workers,

690
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,800
and attitudes may be somewhat
different.

691
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,120
Now, look, the rise of the far right
has been kind of depressing

692
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,400
this week, so we need a little bit
of cheering up.

693
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,360
Would you like to see a well-known
Last Leg host making a fool

694
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,360
of himself last weekend while
dressed as an owl?

695
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,880
So last weekend I took part in
a Masked Entertainer Gala

696
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,840
to raise money for Motor Neurone
Disease,

697
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,120
on behalf of the Rob Burrow
Foundation at Headingley.

698
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,760
There was a raft of sportspeople,
I sang Blister in the Sun

699
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,080
by The Violent Femmes,
while dressed as an owl.

700
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,680
It was one of the bleakest things
I've ever done.

701
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:34,840
♪ Let me go on,
like I blister in the sun

702
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,640
♪ Let me go on

703
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,480
♪ Big hands,
I know you're the one. ♪

704
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,640
As an owl, it must have been great
having the audience behind you so

705
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,000
you could just turn around and look
at them, couldn't you?

706
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,480
Do you know what, Rob Burrow was
there in the room and I think

707
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,160
it's the cruellest thing
I've ever done, to sing and dance

708
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,800
like that in front of a man who
can't get up and leave the room.

709
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,376
We'll have more Last Leg for you
after the break, as we check out

710
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,400
some tools in space, and a Royal
on breakfast TV.

711
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,080
Plus we want to know who should go
on top of our Christmas tree.

712
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,800
Respond to our poll @TheLastLeg,
we'll see you in a little bit.

713
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,960
Welcome back to The Last Leg.

714
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,480
We're joined by Martin Lewis,

715
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,520
Katherine Ryan and Nabil
Abdulrashid.

716
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,640
Shocking news this week
for any little boy

717
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,800
wanting to be an astronaut. NASA
researchers have found

718
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:56,560
that male astronauts may return from
deep space

719
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,520
prone to erectile dysfunction.

720
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,960
Apparently, there are galactic
cosmic rays

721
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,520
that can impair the function
of erectile tissues,

722
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,200
effects could last potentially
for decades.

723
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,720
Which must make re-entry
really tricky.

724
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,320
Thank you.

725
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,560
From what I've heard,
they have to send up a giant thumb

726
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,040
to help him in.

727
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,200
Houston, we have a problem.

728
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,640
You said, to little boys,
no-one is going to explain that

729
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,040
to their kid this week!

730
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,200
Don't want to go into that,
by the way.

731
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:34,760
It does feel like the one excuse
Prince Andrew didn't use...

732
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,680
"Because of my time in space,
I just can't get a hard-on."

733
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:44,800
As far as excuses go, it's not me,
it's not you, it's gravity.

734
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,280
It's so much easier
to keep stuff up in there.

735
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,480
"Hang on a minute, let me look
at Uranus, see if that works."

736
00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:01,360
I will blame that on the new legs.

737
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,120
In other space news, a stray tool
bag was dropped by astronauts

738
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:10,680
on an International Space Station
space walk. It was visible

739
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:14,080
from the ground as it flew
over Britain on Tuesday.

740
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,600
How?

741
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,840
I'm not sure if it was visible
with the naked eye,

742
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,520
but certainly with a telescope.

743
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,160
All right, because how fucking low
is it flying?

744
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:25,680
I couldn't see a tool bag if it was
at the other end of the room.

745
00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:28,600
Just full of shitloads of Viagra,
innit?

746
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,120
Luckily for the flaccid astronauts,
or flastronauts,

747
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:36,600
advice was ready for them
when they landed from...

748
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,720
That's right, the Duchess of York,
Sarah Ferguson.

749
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,560
This week she took viewers'
questions on breakfast television

750
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,120
in this uncomfortable footage.

751
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:52,400
You pop down and get a lovely saucy
underwear department in your chest

752
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:56,320
of drawers, and you really make
the hair, blow dry the hair,

753
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,280
then have a lovely...
And take him out on a treat.

754
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,040
It needs to be more treats.

755
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,200
That was the question,
how can I make time for my partner?

756
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,880
The advisory segment continued with
another caller

757
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,800
and the Duchess's love of underwear.

758
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,840
You could say, darling, I have
booked your favourite place

759
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:18,120
to climb. I will just be waiting
when you come back.

760
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,000
You go climbing, then we can have
a lovely weekend

761
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,720
with the saucy underwear on.

762
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,840
I find it quite odd that people
are getting relationship advice

763
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,320
from someone who is married
to a sweaty weirdo.

764
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,040
By the way, "weirdo" is the word
I had to change in that joke.

765
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:47,040
Very different to the advice you
were handing out, isn't it, Martin?

766
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,680
It depends what you're asking me.

767
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,120
I thought she was talking
to a dog when she first said treats.

768
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,240
I was a bit lost for a second.

769
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,920
What people don't realise,
historically, what she's doing

770
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,320
is actually an age-old tradition
for the Royal family.

771
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,840
Apparently that was
Queen Victoria's secret.

772
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:08,640
Whoa, lovely! Lovely!

773
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:12,040
Now, look, we think they have
asked the wrong person.

774
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,520
We've got someone here, Katherine,
you have a podcast,

775
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,760
you answer people's questions,
you give advice. Yeah.

776
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,120
We are going to throw exactly
the questions

777
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,480
that were thrown at her at you.

778
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,040
Our relationship expert,
Katherine Ryan. Great.

779
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,160
Welcome back to This Evening
where Katherine is going to answer

780
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,680
relationship questions.

781
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:44,040
Caller number one, what's your name?

782
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,840
My name's Susanne.

783
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,560
OK, I have a new son
and work full time,

784
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,960
how can I make time for my partner
if he feels left out?

785
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,200
Oh, Susanne. You have had a baby
and your partner, a grown man,

786
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,280
feels jealous of the baby.

787
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,400
Well, it's very important
to make that man feel

788
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,160
sexually wanted,
you know, important.

789
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,400
So, you put on your best,
slimy underwear...

790
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,440
Saucy underwear,

791
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,360
and you light some candles,

792
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,440
and you set the interior of his car
alight...

793
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,840
Caller number two, what's your name?

794
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:29,880
My name's Claire.

795
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,880
What question would you
like to ask Katherine?

796
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,480
We've been together - don't know
why I'm doing this voice -

797
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,440
for 12 years and have
a seven-year-old son,

798
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:43,040
how can we keep the spark alive
in our relationship?

799
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,440
Oh, well, the spark's gone.

800
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,000
The spark is never, ever
coming back.

801
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,520
You traded in dopamine
for serotonin.

802
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,040
You will never have
exciting moments ever again.

803
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,240
You're just sort of calm
and loved and safe.

804
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,040
You could try having an affair.

805
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,080
That might drive him mad,

806
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,920
make him want to just get with you
out of jealousy.

807
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,760
It's a big risk, he could leave,
but, you know,

808
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,800
there's a man whose car is on fire,
he's single, looking for someone!

809
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,120
Thank you.

810
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,720
There will be more Last Leg for you
after the break where

811
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:24,680
Josh wraps up the last seven days
and Alex uses is a new legs

812
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:27,000
to put an angel on top
of our Christmas tree!

813
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,080
Welcome back to The Last Leg.

814
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,000
We're joined by Martin Lewis,
Katherine Ryan

815
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,160
and Nabil Abdulrashid.

816
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,600
I just want to remind you there's

817
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,040
a para standing tennis
come and try day tomorrow

818
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,920
at the National Tennis Centre at
Roehampton.

819
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,800
Britain's number one player,
Nicky Maxwell,

820
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,960
is in the audience tonight,
you'll see both of us...

821
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,600
..both of us in action tomorrow.

822
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,000
Now, Josh has been hammering away
at the last seven days.

823
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,280
What have you got?

824
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,800
Would you like to see nail-biting
footage of the almighty power

825
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:15,200
of a hot dog cannon at
a college basketball game?

826
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:16,360
Yes, please.

827
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,440
I will talk you through this,
here we go.

828
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,640
So, there it is. Duck.
Get your heads down.

829
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,080
How bad is this going to be?
Here it comes!

830
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,280
Oh, there it is.

831
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,520
Ah.

832
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,160
Would you...

833
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,440
To be there to that guy,

834
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,080
that hot dog had just come back
from deep space!

835
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,640
Would you like to see the surprising
clip of a guy getting

836
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,800
more than he bargained for
from an arcade machine?

837
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,000
Yes, please.

838
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,240
All right, we asked you who should
go on the top of our Christmas tree.

839
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,480
Someone called Steve said,

840
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,520
"James Cleverly should be sat atop
the Christmas tree this week.

841
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,400
"Surely he deserves something
shoved up his shithole!"

842
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:22,440
Um...

843
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,640
It has been decided,
the votes are in, though.

844
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,640
It was between Mary Earps,
Carol Vorderman, David Tennant

845
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:28,920
and Martin Lewis.

846
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,160
And, Martin...

847
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,600
..David Tennant has won!

848
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:39,520
For a whole bunch of...

849
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,120
You said Alex was putting the fairy
on top of the Christmas tree.

850
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,440
David Tennant's welcome to it!

851
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,120
Well, David was on the show
last week.

852
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,360
Turns out the TARDIS badge he was
wearing was in the trans colours

853
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:52,120
and it raised thousands of pounds
for an LGBTQ+ charity.

854
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:53,760
So, I think...

855
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:00,560
..I think there is no more deserving
person than David Tennant.

856
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:04,040
Where's your badge, Martin?!

857
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,360
To be fair, he has raised
loads of money as well.

858
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,120
All right, Alex is about to use
his new legs

859
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,456
to put the angel on top of the tree
but before he does that,

860
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:13,320
would you please thank our guests
for tonight, Nabil Abdulrashid!

861
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,600
Katherine Ryan!

862
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,480
Martin Lewis!

863
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,760
And Mickey Lewis!

864
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:27,480
And my co-hosts, Josh Widdicombe!
And Alex Brooker!

865
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,680
We'll be back next week
with comedians Harry Hill

866
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:34,200
and Jordan Gray
and environmentalist Chris Packham.

867
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:37,560
Right now, though, Alex is going to
place the David Tennant angel

868
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,960
on top of our Christmas tree.

869
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,520
With his new legs!

870
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,080
You can do this, big guy,
you can do this.

871
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,320
Thank you very much. Thank you.

872
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:53,160
Are you... Are you sure
you can do this?

873
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:57,120
Alex! Alex! Alex!

874
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,600
♪ You're simply the best...

875
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,160
Everyone's so small, like Josh!

876
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,000
♪ Better than all the rest. ♪

877
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:14,600
♪ Like a blister in the sun,
let me go on...

878
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,320
Bloody hell, is that owl in pain?

879
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,080
♪ Big hands, I know you're the one. ♪

880
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,680
Try again in a minute, mate.

881
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,680
Thanks for watching The Last Leg.

882
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:49,000
My name's Adam Hills, see you next
week for the next leg! Goodnight!

883
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,280
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