1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,720 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,760 Oh, Santa's little helper. Thank you. 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,240 There we go. 4 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:12,440 Oh...oh! Ho-ho... Oh, hang on. 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,160 HE HACKS VIOLENTLY 6 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,320 Ho-ho-ho, come and sit down, little boy. 7 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,880 Big 'un, aren't you? 8 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:20,080 Hi, Santa. All right, can you move down a little bit? 9 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,800 You're sitting on my Jacobs. 10 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,480 Oh, sorry! 11 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,600 Come to see Santa for a present, have you? 12 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,440 Yeah, next year I'd really like 13 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,960 Warrington to win the rugby league Grand Final. 14 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,360 Is that what you'd like? Yeah! 15 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,200 Never going to happen. Go on, jog on, son. Off you go. 16 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,840 And what about you, little boy? What would you like? 17 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:42,840 Well, Blur have released a new album, Neighbours is back on TV, 18 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,160 I don't need anything. I'm content. 19 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,640 So what did you queue up for, then? 20 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,600 Oh, I thought this was the queue for the disabled toilet. 21 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,000 There's loads of kids out there queueing up to sit on my knee. 22 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,000 I suggest you piss off. 23 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,960 Well, Santa, 24 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 I've never been able to roll a snowball, cos of my hands and that, 25 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,920 and I just want to be able to roll a snowball, 26 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:05,360 But not just any snowball, like, the biggest snowball of all time! 27 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,360 Now that I can do! Yeah... 28 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,760 Go on, have a swig of that. Get it down your neck, son. 29 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,440 That's it. Good boy. You good boy. 30 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,000 Well done. 31 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,320 Ah, merry Christmas! 32 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,680 # What goes on 33 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,040 # Thank you for letting us be ourselves 34 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,240 # So don't mind me if I repeat myself 35 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,800 # These simple lines be good for your health 36 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,000 # To keep them crime rhymes on the shelf 37 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,400 # Live, love life like you just don't care 38 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,520 # 5,000 leaders never scared 39 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:37,040 # Bring the noise, it's the moment they fear 40 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,320 # Get up, still a beautiful idea 41 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,840 # Get up, throw your hands in the air 42 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,920 # Get up and show no fear... # 43 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:47,840 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 44 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:58,640 The mood is right, 45 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:00,200 the spirit's up, 46 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,960 we're here tonight, and that's enough! 47 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,040 We're simply having The Last Leg Christmas Special. 48 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:08,560 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 49 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,480 Tonight on the show, we'll check out some Christmas toys, 50 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,760 sing some Christmas songs, 51 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,480 and play some Christmas games. 52 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:19,760 I mean, what else did you expect? It's our Christmas Special. 53 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,640 And we'll do it all in the company of presenter Alison Hammond 54 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,800 and comedian Tom Davis, 55 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:28,280 on the show that always gets wrapped up in Christmas. 56 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 57 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,760 G'day, I'm Adam Hills. Welcome to The Last Leg of Christmas, 58 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,400 the show that would like to wish you a merry Christmas, a happy holidays, 59 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,680 a fantastic winterval, and a brilliant Monday 25th December. 60 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,120 With me as always are the man who took a DNA test 61 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,040 and is 99% elf, Josh Widdicombe, 62 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,680 and the man who always likes to celebrate Jesus 63 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:57,720 but especially when he scores against Tottenham, Alex Brooker! 64 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:00,400 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 65 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,600 Now, before we go any further, 66 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,720 we need to explain our outfits for tonight. 67 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,040 I don't think we do. 68 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:10,840 Well, me and Alex have dressed up, 69 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,160 I thought you could have made the effort. 70 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,360 We've decided to go with a musical theme tonight, 71 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:19,840 and dress as iconic performers from a famous Christmas video. 72 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,880 Josh, would you like to explain who you are? 73 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,440 I'm George Michael. 74 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,600 You're George Michael? I watched the Wham documentary. 75 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,880 I'm George Michael from the Last Christmas video. Yeah. 76 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,480 It's basically about an incredibly talented man, 77 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,240 who does a really nice thing for his untalented friend, 78 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,520 and brings him along for the ride to stardom. 79 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,600 And I thought, "I can't identify with that..." 80 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,440 "..but I'd like to dress as George Michael anyway." 81 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,080 But the best thing is, all before the show, 82 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,440 he just keeps flicking his hair. 83 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,760 Alex told me I look like Clare Balding. 84 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,680 Actually, no, that's not... What did you say? 85 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,200 He looks like everyone's mum from when I was a kid. 86 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,080 All right, let's compare it to a sultry shot 87 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,080 of the real George Michael in the festive music video. 88 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,880 Yeah, I can kind of see it! 89 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,480 He looks like if you ordered George Michael off Wish. 90 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,200 So, I dressed as my favourite musician 91 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,600 from one of the most iconic Christmas videos of all time, 92 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,840 and I'm sure you've all worked it out, right? 93 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,120 Phil Collins from the Do They Know It's Christmas video. 94 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,560 You... When I was a kid, and my mum and dad used to tell me, 95 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,880 "Don't accept any sweets from strangers," 96 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,880 you were that stranger! 97 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,920 It's almost like if you'd never gone into comedy 98 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,480 and just become a car salesman. 99 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,720 Well, for those of you who don't know, let's see a comparison. 100 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,520 OK, hang on, if I do this... 101 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,320 If I do this, it just makes it a bit clearer. 102 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,440 Think I need to look about here. 103 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,280 LAUGHTER, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 104 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,680 That is nice. 105 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:17,880 There you go. 106 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,440 What is it about Phil Collins, 107 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,280 the man who was desperate to go solo for years, but couldn't break away, 108 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,240 that you identified with, Adam? 109 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:33,000 And Alex, clearly you've come dressed as a frozen sperm? 110 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,920 And I am thawing out, Hillsy! 111 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,600 Oh, no! 112 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,800 Don't ruin Christmas! Ahh! 113 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,080 TEETERING GIGGLE Oh, no! 114 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,600 Oh, no! Don't go method. 115 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,800 I think Christmas just came early. 116 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:53,800 GROANING 117 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:55,920 That was grim. That was pretty grim. 118 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,480 Thank you. Thank you very much. 119 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,360 No, I'm... 120 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,440 I've come as East 17 from the Stay Another Day video. 121 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,680 Again, if you don't know, 122 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:08,160 here's a photo from the popular boyband video for comparison. 123 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:11,400 Stay Another Day is what I wanted my foot to do when I was little. 124 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,400 AUDIENCE: Aww! 125 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:19,560 I didn't really! 126 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,200 Look, it's kind of special for us that Alex has dressed as someone 127 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:26,600 from East 17, cos the first ever musical ending we ever did 128 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:29,400 on The Last Leg was Stay Another Day. 129 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,960 It was ten years ago, and it looked like this. 130 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:39,720 # Don't you know we've come too far now 131 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:45,600 # Just to go and try to throw it all away 132 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:54,840 # Thought I heard you say you love me 133 00:06:54,880 --> 00:07:01,360 # That your love was gonna be here to stay 134 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:08,000 # Baby if you've got to go away 135 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:12,120 # Don't think I can take the pain 136 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,960 # Won't you stay another day? # 137 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Wow. 138 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,560 What I want to know is, 139 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,360 why do I get blamed for all the musical numbers on the show? 140 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,680 It started with Alex! 141 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,960 But I didn't know it was going to escalate like that! 142 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,480 I feel like Oppenheimer. 143 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,680 So, you know the reason why we did it is because 144 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:38,760 I'd auditioned for a part in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 145 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,160 when I was at school, and you had to sing a song that 146 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,880 you knew all the words to. Yeah. 147 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,800 And Stay Another Day was the only... Right! 148 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,200 And they gave me the part of Oompa-Loompa. 149 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,880 Oompa-Limper, more like. 150 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,320 Come on. 151 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:57,000 Come on! How have we never done that? 152 00:07:57,040 --> 00:08:00,200 Oompa-Limp...! I've been waiting 11 years for that joke. 153 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,360 I've got Willy Wonky as well, if you want that. 154 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:05,760 OK... 155 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:09,800 So, Alex is going to end the show tonight with a new rendition of Stay Another Day, 156 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,840 with a surprise special guest, 157 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:15,120 alongside the Some Voices Choir, who are here with us tonight. 158 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,640 Right now, though, to give us an idea of how brilliant they are, 159 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,600 let's get a blast of Do They Know It's Christmas? 160 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:25,080 # Feed the world 161 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:29,520 # Let them know It's Christmas-time 162 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:33,560 # Feed the world 163 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,960 # Let them know It's Christmas-time 164 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:42,080 # Feed the world 165 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,840 # Let them know 166 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:51,080 # It's Christmas-time again. # 167 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 168 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:03,960 All right, let's get into the big story tonight, which, of course, 169 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,120 is Christmas. We all know Alex loves Christmas. 170 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,240 Yep! But, before we go any further, 171 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,600 it's important for us all to take a moment to remember what this 172 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,880 time of the year is really about. 173 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,080 Toys. 174 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,160 Yes, Jesus was born so that we could all have toys, 175 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:20,040 so let's start by looking at some of the biggest toys of the year. 176 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,800 Now, it won't surprise you to know 177 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,800 this one was number one, Barbie. 178 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,240 Oh, hey. Yeah? 179 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:29,320 I'm just going to lob this into your lap, see if I can get it there. 180 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,000 Whoa, fucking...! 181 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,280 I just threw a Barbie on the shrimp. 182 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:39,600 Really good work. Thank you very much. 183 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,840 I was going to say, 184 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:46,720 surely Barbie's the number one seller in Australia every year? 185 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:52,080 We thought it also might be fun to go through a list of Victorian toys tonight. Oh, yeah! 186 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,240 From your early childhood? 187 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:57,880 There is, oh, a classic, your classic pop gun. 188 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,600 Oh, yes! 189 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,160 I had one of them in Devon. 190 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,760 Did you? Yep. 191 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,160 I did. That's just a fact. 192 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:11,600 The diabolo. Oh! A classic. 193 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,360 Now, I had one of them because I didn't have any friends. 194 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,320 Can you still...do you still remember how to use it? 195 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,760 I haven't used it since I was about ten. Shall I have a go? 196 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,800 Right, you ready? 197 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,080 I feel like I'm in a cheese dream. 198 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,120 I've still got it! Oh... No, I haven't. 199 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,800 Oh, oh, oh! 200 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,440 CHEERING 201 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,000 Yes, that was fucking brilliant! 202 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,840 I can't believe I did that. 203 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,240 ADAM SOBS WITH LAUGHTER Wow! 204 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,240 Don't want to create a mess. 205 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,000 Finally some sporting achievement on this show. 206 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,400 There we go, there's the fucking Paralympic legacy right there. 207 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,480 Yeah, it is, yeah. 208 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,640 I love the idea someone's just turned on, 209 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,120 not realised what's going on, and then, 210 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,920 "What's going on in The Last Leg tonight, love?" 211 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,560 "I don't know, someone's nana's doing the diabolo." 212 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,400 Now, Alex has been doing some research tonight 213 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:21,120 on some of the world's worst ever gifts. Some of the worst. 214 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:24,000 Yeah, so these are some of world's most inappropriate toys. 215 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,800 First one up here... 216 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,800 ..is the ET Finger Light. 217 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,280 There you go. Ooh, wow. 218 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:36,080 So, yeah, no wonder Elliott was trying to keep ET away from his mum! 219 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,840 The other thing we've got in here... 220 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,400 ..STD plushies. 221 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:49,000 So this is basically a toy so you can learn about STDs 222 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,640 without going to Magaluf. 223 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,600 The whole gang's here. Wow. If you want 'em, yeah. 224 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,240 The worst one about the herpes one is you can't re-gift it. 225 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,280 Well, you can, but you'll never get rid of it. 226 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,240 There we are! APPLAUSE 227 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,680 So, look, we've gone through all the old toys, 228 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,120 but we thought we'd run you through 229 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,720 some of the favourite toys we actually did receive as kids. 230 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,120 So, Josh? 231 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,760 Best ever Christmas, when I was seven, 232 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,240 a Lego pirate ship. 233 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:20,840 Cos I grew up in Devon, I didn't have many friends, I remember 234 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:24,080 looking at that little Lego pirate with his one leg and his hands 235 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,240 and thinking, "I wish he'd come alive and be my friend." 236 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,360 And then... 237 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,200 ..20 years later... 238 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,560 ..Father Christmas gave me my wish, 239 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,320 and here he is! 240 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,480 This is like a really bad version of The Snowman. 241 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,880 APPLAUSE 242 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,880 Uh, Alex? 243 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:53,160 There was one Christmas when Mum and Dad, well, Santa, 244 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:56,600 but I got a Polaroid and a Gameboy 245 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,400 all in the same Christmas, it was absolutely amazing, 246 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,320 and then the next year, Mum and Dad got divorced. 247 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,880 So, it's fine, like, I'm over it now, 248 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,600 but, um, kind of what worries me is 249 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,640 you two have got me a Polaroid and a Gameboy for Christmas this year. 250 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,800 Here's the big question, though. 251 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,120 What did we want but didn't get at Christmas? 252 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,280 Aw, mate, I really wanted, like, back in the day, 253 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,720 when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were massive, 254 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,360 I really wanted the Raphael one, and there's a story that my nan 255 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,840 queued up for three hours at Toys 'R' Us in Croydon, 256 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,680 and, like, got Donatello? 257 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:32,720 And you know what? 258 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,760 It's like queueing three hours to meet Take That 259 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,840 and only getting a photo with Howard. 260 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:39,920 Josh? 261 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,520 Portable TV, I really wanted it, 262 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,640 cos I watched a lot of TV... Yeah. 263 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,520 ..and my parents said, "You need to go outside more," 264 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,320 and I thought, "If I have a portable TV, that's ideal." 265 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,280 By that I mean, like, a small TV, 266 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,040 not one of the ones on wheels from the science labs. 267 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,440 I, when I was a kid, wanted a Walkman. 268 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:56,840 I never got a Walkman. 269 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,520 I wanted two things, a Walkman for the music, 270 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,480 and I wanted a pet wombat. 271 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,680 Course you did. 272 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:07,640 There's still unfulfilled childhood dreams for all three of us, 273 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:12,240 and, I don't know, if only there was someone who could make all our Christmas dreams come true... 274 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,080 SLEIGH BELLS JINGLE 275 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,280 What? 276 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,840 Is that...? Is that...? 277 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,280 It is! 278 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,080 It's Santa! 279 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,280 CHEERING 280 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,920 # Oh, yeah 281 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,800 # Santa Claus is coming to town Coming to town 282 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,200 # Santa Claus is coming to town 283 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,120 # Santa Claus is coming to town 284 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:36,120 # Santa Claus is coming 285 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,360 # To town! # 286 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,040 Yes, I'm coming to town! 287 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,320 Yes! Santa's here! 288 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,880 Oh, yes, I'm coming to town! 289 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:47,600 Yes, I saw mummy kissing me! 290 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,320 Yes, hello, boys, Santa's here! 291 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,240 Let me see what I've got for you. 292 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,040 Joshy, look what I've got, I know exactly what you want. 293 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,760 Look, I've got a little television for you! Oh... 294 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,960 Wow! Is that all right? APPLAUSE 295 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,880 Is that OK? Love it. Perfect. 296 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:06,920 It's got Neighbours on every channel for you, OK? Oh, thank you. 297 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,760 And look. And look what I've got for you, Adam. 298 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,360 I couldn't get a wombat for you but I did get... 299 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:15,400 A Walkman! A Walkman! Oh, thank you, Santa. 300 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,080 That all right? Thank you, Santa. 301 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,920 And you know what I've got for you, big boy? Here we go. 302 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,200 You know what's coming, don't you? You know what's coming 303 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,480 You know what's coming little boy, don't you, eh? 304 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,680 LAUGHTER New leg, innit? 305 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,680 No, it's not a new leg, all right? LAUGHTER 306 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,360 Look. There's that one there. 307 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,160 I think that might be... Fucking Leonardo! 308 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,120 Yeah. LAUGHTER 309 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,600 What about that one? What's these? 310 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,960 Yes! Is that the one? LAUGHTER 311 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,720 Yeah! Wahey! Is that all right? APPLAUSE 312 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,200 Thank you, Santa! You're welcome. 313 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,840 You're welcome, little boy. Thank you, Santa. 314 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,760 I have to go now, so if you can hit my play-off music, that'd be lovely. 315 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,480 Thank you very much. Thank you, Santa! 316 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,920 MUSIC: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town # Oh, yeah 317 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,480 All right, let's welcome tonight's guest. 318 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,800 She's the host of Bake Off. He's eaten a lot of pies. 319 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,280 Please welcome Alison Hammond and Tom Davis! 320 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:23,040 CHEERING 321 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,320 Oh! 322 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,520 Thank you. You look great. Look at your hair! Really? 323 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,800 ADAM LAUGHS 324 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,600 All right, yeah, go on. Go on. 325 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,440 Hello, guys! Hi! Hi! Hello, everyone. 326 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,440 Welcome to... This is your first time on the show! Very first time. Oh! 327 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,960 Feels like you've been here...ages. Aww! It's so nice to be here. 328 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,160 I only came cos of you, though. AUDIENCE: Aww. 329 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,320 Has this made it better or worse? I'm not sure about the hair! 330 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,520 Is that a wig? 331 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,080 I saw him in the make-up, right, and as I walked past him, 332 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,680 I thought, "Fucking hell, what's Hillsy done with his hair?" 333 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,480 Cos we're pals, I didn't want to say anything! 334 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:08,520 I was thinking, "That's a big move." LAUGHTER 335 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,280 The other boys didn't step in. They just thought, 336 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,240 "That's all right. They'll get away with that. 337 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,400 So, all right, we've talked about our favourite toys. What were yours? 338 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:21,480 Er... Probably favourite as a kid, so I had the A-Team figures 339 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,640 were given to me at Christmas, so I got all four. Oh! 340 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,040 Which is amazing, right? They were very, very rare. 341 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,560 And then I think in about the second week of January, 342 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,720 my Dad had an old banger, an old crappy Cortina, 343 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,600 and that got stolen from outside his work. 344 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,000 And the police, about three or four days later, 345 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:39,080 found this crappy old Cortina... Yeah? ..but they'd taken the action, 346 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,480 the A-Team toys. So you left them in the car?! We left... 347 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,400 They were in the car. I'd been playing with them on the back seat. 348 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,160 Aww. They took the car, and the car was so crap - 349 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,480 literally, you imagine these guys going, "This car's awful. 350 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,480 "What the fuck do we want with this?" 351 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,280 And then someone going, "Oi-oi, boys. 352 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,680 "BA, Murdock, Hannibal, Face - they're all here!" 353 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,960 Four burglars just going back and playing the A-Team. LAUGHTER 354 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,200 This is genuine. How my Dad broke me the news was this. 355 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,680 He came in and he went, "The police have found the car." 356 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,160 And I went, "What about the A-Team figures?" And he went... 357 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,360 "They didn't make it, son." LAUGHTER 358 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,160 Heartbreaking. 359 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:15,920 Alison, did you once, one year, ask for a Chinese meal as a present? 360 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,400 Yes. LAUGHTER 361 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,440 My mum was like, "What do you want for Christmas?" 362 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,600 I was like, "Aw, I really want a Chinese." 363 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,960 She was like, "Erm... But you'll get it in the morning." 364 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,960 I was like, "Yeah, I want spare ribs and fried rice." Wow. 365 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,480 And Santa was so amazing. 366 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,360 I got spare ribs and fried rice. GASPING 367 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,960 That's how amazing Santa is. What did you leave out for him, 368 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,600 prawn crackers and a bottle of Tsingtao? 369 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,120 We've got presents for you guys tonight. 370 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,600 Tom, I know you love your golf. 371 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,480 It's... It's a golf hat. Oh, wow! Oh, my God. 372 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,720 That's incredible. That's so good! Really goes with my outfit, as well. 373 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,440 LAUGHTER Go on. Please put it on. 374 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,960 Imagine someone teeing off your head. 375 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,360 Yeah! 376 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,520 LAUGHTER 377 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,880 Kind of like it, in a way. It actually suits you. 378 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,920 I actually quite like this. LAUGHTER 379 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,120 Genuinely, I will say this - as someone who grew up in 380 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,120 quite a sort of poor background, I've had worse gifts. 381 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:10,160 LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH 382 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,280 Now, Alison... Yes. I read you were only allowed to have one present 383 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,840 in the morning and then you had to wait... Yes, so every Christmas - 384 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,360 and I still do this now - we open one present in the morning... 385 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,480 Yeah. ..and then after lunch, we do all the other presents, 386 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,600 cos it stretches out the fun. No! That's nice. 387 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,600 That is inhumane! Do you think? LAUGHTER 388 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,000 We love it. We couldn't do it any other way now. 389 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,840 Well, that's why we're giving you your present 390 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,720 in the next part of the show. Oh! I've got to wait? 391 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,240 Stretch it out! Stretch it out. 392 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,640 And look, of course, the best present of all is a surprise, 393 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,000 and tonight, we've got one of our own for Alison and Tom. 394 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:45,120 We're gonna play a variation on a game we invented this year called... 395 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,040 "What's That Gift?" Oooh. 396 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,960 SUNG TO THE TUNE OF: Who's That Girl? by Eve 397 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,520 # Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. # 398 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,040 All right, so inside this gift is a well-known face 399 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,160 with a special present for all of us. 400 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,680 Throughout the show, Santa will be giving clues as to who it is 401 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,280 Tom and Alison, you have to try to work out who is in the gift. 402 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,960 To prove there is someone in there, can you just give us a quick wave? 403 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,960 Ooh. Oh, wow. Ooh! OK. 404 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,720 Santa, what is your first clue? 405 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,280 The first clue, Adam, is... 406 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,280 LAUGHTER 407 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:21,160 The first clue is, they're a little bit naughty. 408 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,480 INTAKE OF BREATH Oh. Ooh. 409 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,160 A celebrity who's naughty. 410 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,400 Who's been naughty this year? Quite a few of them! 411 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,920 And it's a female, definitely. Yeah, but I tell you what - 412 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:34,680 there's no flies on you! LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 413 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,200 I can see the pleas going out. 414 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,320 Tell you what, I look at her, and she's doing well on TV, 415 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,440 but... 416 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,520 Santa, we'll come back for another round of What's That Gift? 417 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,680 We'll have more Last Leg of Christmas for you after the break. 418 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,400 We're gonna play some more Christmas music 419 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,640 and we're gonna try to set a Christmas record. 420 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,920 And, of course, if you see something you like in the ad break, 421 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,200 you can probably still order it in time to get it for Christmas. 422 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,480 We'll see you in a little bit. 423 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:05,680 APPLAUSE 424 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:09,040 # What's that gift Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho 425 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,360 # Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Come on, come on! 426 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,080 # What's that gift? What's her name, yo? 427 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,360 # Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho 428 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,920 # What's that gift? Come on, come on 429 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,840 # Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. # 430 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:25,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 431 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,920 # I don't want a lot for Christmas 432 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,800 # There is just one thing I need 433 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:35,280 # And I... Don't care about the presents 434 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,440 # Underneath the Christmas tree 435 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,800 # I just want you for my own Own 436 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,960 # More than you can ever know 437 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,120 # Make my wish come true 438 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:54,040 # All I want for Christmas is you. # 439 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,720 APPLAUSE Amazing. 440 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,840 So good! Welcome back to Last Leg of Christmas. 441 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,640 We're joined by Alison Hammond and Tom Davis. 442 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,160 That song was for you, by the way. Oh, thank you. 443 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,920 I'm actually dressed as Mariah today. 444 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,520 Are you? Yeah. AUDIENCE MEMBER: Woohoo! 445 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,200 LAUGHTER Spitting image, ain't it? 446 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,120 LAUGHTER 447 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,920 Yeah. I tell you who you remind me of. Yeah? 448 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,360 You know Marty McFly's old man in Back To The Future? 449 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,520 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 450 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,160 George McFly? APPLAUSE 451 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,480 I have got a gift for you, though. 452 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,920 Of course, it's time for your gift, right? Oh, is it time? Yeah. 453 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,560 Yeah, yeah. You ready for your gift? I'm very excited. 454 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,200 OK. ADAM LAUGHS 455 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,400 Are you happy... It looks like you're bringing it out of your flies. 456 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,200 SHRIEK OF LAUGHTER 457 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,520 It's McFly! 458 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,240 OK, this is what I've got for you. What is it? It's a cookie-cutter. 459 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:42,240 Aww. It's a cat's bum cookie cutter. Oh, wow. 460 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,960 LAUGHTER 461 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,480 Thank you! Beautiful. 462 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,040 How do you reckon that's gonna go down with Paul Hollywood? 463 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,800 LAUGHTER That's amazing. 464 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,640 It's the, the... The nicest, erm, cookie-cutter I've ever had. 465 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,280 Really? Thank you. Yeah. 466 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:01,360 Thank you. You could get it, like, as a chain. Yeah! 467 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,960 It could be an earring. LAUGHTER 468 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,080 Now, Tom, of course, you... I mean, Christmas, clearly, 469 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,880 but you're back at work straight away, right? 470 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,240 Yeah. You're on tour. Yes. 471 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,360 Yeah, touring around. Doing the old stand-up tour. 472 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,720 Erm... But I've got, like... 473 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,000 Yeah. End of January. I've got a bit of a month off after Christmas. 474 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,440 Look, we are gonna have a chat about Christmas music in a bit, 475 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,160 but before we do, it's time for another round of this. 476 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,200 SUNG TO THE TUNE OF: Who's That Girl? by Eve 477 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,480 # Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. # 478 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,360 CHEERING 479 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,880 Inside Santa's gift is a well-known act 480 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,000 who are probably trying to call their manager as we speak. 481 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:43,000 Can you give us another wave from inside the gift? 482 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,320 There. There we go. Santa, would you like to give us 483 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,320 another clue as to who it is? Yes, the second clue, Adam, is... 484 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:52,760 I'm going to put this present at the BOTTOM of the tree. 485 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,720 Present at the bottom of the tree. 486 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:58,000 They've been naughty. The present's going at the bottom of the tree. 487 00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,960 If you know it, don't get it. 488 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,480 LAUGHTER 489 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,840 For some reason, I've got Claire Sweeney in my head. 490 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,000 What? I don't know. What? 491 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,560 I don't think Claire Sweeney's... It looks like Claire Sweeney's arm. 492 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,000 How much do you know about Claire Sweeney that you know her arm? 493 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,920 I've met her a couple of times at award ceremonies 494 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:18,640 and that does look like her arm. LAUGHTER 495 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,000 It does! 496 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,480 Are we gonna go with Claire Sweeney? 497 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,640 OK, there'll be one more clue later in the show, 498 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,000 but for now, thank you, Santa! 499 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:28,800 SUNG TO THE TUNE OF: Who's That Girl? by Eve 500 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,960 # Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. # 501 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 502 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,840 Now, we mentioned earlier, Alex is gonna close the show 503 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,880 with the East 17 classic Stay Another Day. 504 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,040 Oh, man. I can't wait for that. 505 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,640 Surprise musical guest, as well. 506 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,480 But, before we get there, I thought I'd take the opportunity to 507 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,280 show you all Aussie Christmas songs. Aw, that'd be nice. 508 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,520 So... LAUGHTER 509 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,840 Oh, that was so weird! 510 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,120 You literally said the one thing none of us were thinking. 511 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,200 LAUGHTER 512 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,760 So, our best-known Chrissie tune in Australia - 513 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,280 and I did just say, "Chrissie tune." Yeah. It's referred to as Chrissie. 514 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,840 That's what we do. This is a song from a comedy duo 515 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,760 called Bucko & Champs that throws a... 516 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:13,000 Fucking hell, of course they're called Bucko & Champs! 517 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:16,640 Throws every Aussie stereotype into a Christmas blender 518 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,280 and puts it all up against a very obvious green screen. 519 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:24,160 # Dashing through the bush In a rusty Holden ute 520 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:28,720 # Kicking up the dust Esky in the boot 521 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:33,000 # Kelpie by my side Singing Christmas songs 522 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:37,320 # It's summertime and I am in My singlet, shorts and thongs 523 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:40,080 # Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells 524 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:41,920 # Jingle all the way 525 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,960 # Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer's day 526 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,600 # Hey! # Oh, I like that one. APPLAUSE 527 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,080 That was good. 528 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,800 I think the... 529 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:55,320 We can all agree that nothing says Christmas like taxidermy dogs. 530 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,640 LAUGHTER 531 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,280 And, look, while Australia does sunny at Christmas, 532 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,640 America does competitive. 533 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,280 Last December, a world record was set in America by a man 534 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,560 for the most baubles in a beard. 535 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,240 710. SOFT WHISTLE 536 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:11,760 That's him. Wow. Sounds great. LAUGHTER 537 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,560 In... Imagine the guy that got 709 going, "I've wasted my life." 538 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,680 LAUGHTER 539 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:21,440 The record for the most jumpers put on in one minute by a team of two 540 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,560 is 15. 541 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,360 We thought this was a record we could possibly attempt, 542 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,640 so we've contacted the Guinness World Record people. 543 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,480 I'm not making this up. They said there is no record 544 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:34,480 for the fastest time for three people to put on five jumpers each. 545 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,960 What, there's no record for that? No. I know! 546 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,160 LAUGHTER Hard to believe, right? 547 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,960 Because that's such a specific thing, 548 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,600 you'd think that three people would have definitely done it. 549 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,720 So it's never been done before, so... But, here's the thing. 550 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,440 They said if we can do it in under 35 seconds, 551 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,760 if the three of us can put on five jumpers each in under 35 seconds... 552 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,200 Can I just say, that bit where you went "you" 553 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,120 and then skipped over Alex... Well, I was gonna go... 554 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,520 It did feel like, even 11 years in, you're not quite sure on our names. 555 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,880 LAUGHTER 556 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,240 Also, this is quite problematic... Yeah. 557 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,640 ..because the Government don't think I can dress myself. 558 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,080 LAUGHTER 559 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:13,840 APPLAUSE 560 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,200 So the Guinness World Records people had said, 561 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:24,720 if we can do that, if we can put five jumpers each on in 35 seconds, 562 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,280 we will have set the first-ever world record. Oh, that'll be amazing. 563 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,560 It will go into the world record books. It would be, as well, 564 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,400 cos I'm not even hot, so that's a good thing. 565 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,880 See, Alison, even when you're not on This Morning, 566 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,560 the stuff is exactly what you'd be doing on... 567 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,600 LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH It is! 568 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,920 So, in order to do this and do it properly, would you please welcome 569 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:46,240 official Guinness adjudicator, Craig Glenday. 570 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,920 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 571 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,680 So... So, Craig, what are the official rules? 572 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,240 Right, so this is the official Guinness World Records title 573 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:06,720 for the fastest time to wear five Christmas jumpers by a team. 574 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,960 Mm-hm. You have to do it one at a time. Yep. 575 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,200 It's very important that you pull the jumpers down below the waist. 576 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,120 Yeah. And don't touch them until I say go. 577 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:19,000 OK. Can they be in any formation... TOM LAUGHS 578 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,520 Can they be... You look more like my mum in 1996 now! 579 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,000 So when we didn't have much money and the heating was broke. 580 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,320 "Ooh, I'm warming up now. I'll take off my coat." 581 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:31,440 LAUGHTER All right, so this is genuine. 582 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,520 We're gonna try and set this world record, OK? 583 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,160 I'm shitting myself. I'm shitting... I'm nerv... 584 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,920 I think you should take that jumper off. 585 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,800 Can I take my wig off? Yeah, go on. Yeah, let's do it properly. 586 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,440 Really feels like we've gone to the next level here, Hill. 587 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,880 You could do this, Josh. Actually, do you know what? Hang on. 588 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,720 Just stay there for a sec cos you and I do look like we've met 589 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,880 at a swinger's party. LAUGHTER 590 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,040 I wanted to get a picture of that so bad. 591 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,920 This is what I'm aiming at. We wanna be in this book next year. 592 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,640 We could actually be in this book next year. Wow. OK. Well done. 593 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,960 Let's do this. 594 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,880 Just so you know, I won the dressing-up race 595 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,520 at primary school in years five AND six. Wow. 596 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,320 Have you ripped your T-shirt? 597 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,840 Have I ripped my T-shirt, Brooker? 598 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,080 You fucking bet I have. Whoa! CHEERING 599 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,320 Sexy! 600 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,920 LAUGHTER Merry Chris... I regret that now! 601 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,520 You're really regretting it. 602 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,080 Ah! I forget you've got your funny little chest, ain't you? 603 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,120 All right! LAUGHTER 604 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,880 I tell you, that's the sexiest thing I've ever seen you do. 605 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,600 LAUGHTER Honestly. 606 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,120 I... I look a bit like Mr Darcy, don't I? 607 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,440 LAUGHTER 608 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:53,280 Oh! Until now, I never knew a chest could be an innie. 609 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,800 LAUGHTER Can I feel? 610 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,440 Might be... Fuck! Oh, my God, my finger goes in! There we go. 611 00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,640 That is so weird. 612 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,840 Look - my whole hand goes in! LAUGHTER 613 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,560 Oh, dear. OK. Are we gonna do this? Are we gonna... Yeah, yeah. 614 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,880 I'll be honest with you, I've already broken a record. 615 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,760 For, er... For chicks turned on. 616 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,640 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 617 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:18,760 CHEERING 618 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,560 That's a shake of the head! 619 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,640 I'll be the judge of that. 620 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,360 Right, I have got work in the morning, so... OK, here we go. 621 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,480 LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH Sorry. 622 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:40,200 OK. Three, two, one, go. 623 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,720 MUSIC: Jump Around by House Of Pain 624 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,000 CHEERING Come on! Come on, boys. 625 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,840 Come on, boys. 626 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,120 Brooker's fucking flying, isn't he? 627 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,560 Oh, yeah. Brooker's fucking killing it. 628 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,520 Come on, Brooker! Come on, Brooks. 629 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,040 That's it! 630 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,880 Go on, Josh! Yes, Josh! 631 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,160 Come on, Brooker! Are they gonna do it? 632 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,080 Come on, Brooker! I think they're gonna do it. Yes! 633 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,880 Come on! That's it! 634 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,640 Last one! Yes, yes! 635 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,440 Yes! 636 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,520 Pull it down! Pull it down! 637 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,720 Argh! 638 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:20,920 No! 639 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:25,080 CROWD GROANS Oh, no! What's happened? What did he do? 640 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,600 The rules are quite clear. 641 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,720 They did say the jumpers must go past the waist. 642 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,280 CROWD GROANS 643 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,840 I have to also say, just FYI, 644 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,360 the time you had to beat was 35 seconds. 645 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,720 You got 35.41. CROWD GROANS 646 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,400 ALISON GROANS Don't worry - you tried. 647 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,520 We gave it our best shot. APPLAUSE 648 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:53,320 Hang on. I'm hearing, though - and you can verify this after the ad break - 649 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,160 we have set the record for the most amount of records failed 650 00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,240 on The Last Leg on a Christmas show 651 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,160 with Alison Hammond and Tom Davis sitting watching. 652 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,240 That's amazing. We've done it. 653 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,920 We've done it. Well done! CHEERING 654 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,600 We gave it a crack! We'll be back after the break. 655 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,120 Alex, Josh and I are gonna make a Christmas bake for Alison to judge. 656 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,200 We'll reveal who's in Santa's gift. We'll see you in a little bit. 657 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,160 MUSIC PLAYS 658 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:21,600 # Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way 659 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,800 # Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer's day - hey! 660 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,640 # Jingle bells, jingle bells Christmas-time is beaut 661 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:37,480 # Oh what fun it is to ride In a rusty Holden ute. # 662 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:44,000 # Oh, yeah! # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 663 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:52,240 # Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way 664 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:56,520 # Christmas in Australia On a scorching summer's day, hey! 665 00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:00,960 # Jingle bells, jingle bells Christmas-time is beaut 666 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:08,600 # Oh what fun it is to ride In a rusty golden ute 667 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,640 # Oh, yeah. # 668 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 669 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,920 I'm going to be honest, Josh, you now look more Australian than me. 670 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,280 LAUGHTER 671 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,680 Oh, I forgot to say this bit, 672 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,360 welcome back to The Last Leg of Christmas. 673 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,520 We're joined by Alison Hammond and Tom Davis. 674 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:33,640 We didn't break the Guinness World Record. Aw! That's the bad news. 675 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,120 So here's what we're going to do. 676 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,960 Are we going to take this lying down? No. 677 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,640 Are we just going to let it go? No. 678 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:39,960 We are going to go into training 679 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,800 and we're going to try and break it on our New Year's Eve show. 680 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,160 Yes! We're going to train properly... CHEERING 681 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,640 All right. Now, we've had the toys, we've had the music 682 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,360 and we've had the games, it's now time for the Christmas food. 683 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,440 So, Alex and Josh and I have made Christmas Snowstoppers 684 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,240 for Alison and Tom to judge. Aw! Wow. That's nice. 685 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 686 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,920 Is that Noel? Yeah. 687 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,000 Noel Fielding. You're going to be Noel Fielding? Yeah. You're Noel? 688 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,840 LAUGHTER 689 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,120 There we go. What have I made? You go for it. 690 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,520 Oh. 691 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:26,160 In honour of the greatest TV appearance you ever made, Alison. Thank you. 692 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:30,440 The moment I fell in love with you. Yeah? Your original appearance. 693 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:34,560 This is you on Big Brother 3. Oh, I love that cake! Wow. Look at that. 694 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,320 When you were voted out second because the nation hated you, 695 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:41,680 but now, 23 years later, we've taken you to our hearts. 696 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:44,480 Look, that's what you used to look like. It is. 697 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:48,880 Aww! That just brings back so many memories. Straight through my head! 698 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,320 Do you like that? Yeah. Lovely. That's a lovely big bit of cake. Get a plate. 699 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,440 There you go. Do you want some, Tom? Yes. I'm not going to say no. 700 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,400 What do you want? Eye? Actually, a bit of mouth. A bit of mouth. 701 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,920 There you go. Thank you. The whole mouth! 702 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,040 And you made this? If you want. Let's have a look. 703 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:15,440 Have a taste. Mm! Wow! Fluffy without being pretentious. 704 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,600 It's got a bit about it. That's a really good bake, Josh. Well done. Thanks very much. Mm! 705 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:25,440 Lovely. What's next? I have made... Ooh! You know I love chocolate. 706 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,720 ..a wombat cake. 707 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,680 OK. Here we go. 708 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,600 There we go. That looks lovely. 709 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,960 Can I take a bit of mouth? As is my way. 710 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little bit of wombat mouth. Absolutely. 711 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:42,160 That looks lovely. I'll have a bit. You want a bit as well, Josh? Yeah. 712 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,720 Do you want a bit of foot? Seems appropriate. 713 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,320 LAUGHTER 714 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,360 Thank you. Cheers. Whoa! 715 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,160 Oh, that is a lovely bake, isn't it? 716 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:57,040 I mean, very light sponge... Yeah. ..sweet icing. 717 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,800 It's the perfect amount of claggy. 718 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,680 Claggy vibe to it. Yeah, you can only have a little bit. 719 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:07,320 It's not a handshake, however, very strong. OK, thank you. 720 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,720 I'll take that. I'll take that. That's really nice. Very strong. Alex. 721 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,040 Have you ever seen the film Seven? I've gone for... 722 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,840 There we go! Oh, yes! 723 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,000 Wow! That's what we're talking about! 724 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,520 This is what we've got. 725 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,040 Straight away, my brother. We have got barbecue ribs, 726 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,720 chow mein, chicken balls with sweet and sour sauce, prawn toast, 727 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:33,280 egg fried rice, chips. Bosh! Bosh! There we go. 728 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,840 For the Godfather. Let's have a taste. We love you. 729 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,440 Let's have a taste. Have what you want. Just come round. 730 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,000 Can I give you a handshake? Yes! 731 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,600 Thank you very much. Genuinely, I'm literally shaking with excitement. 732 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,200 Me too. It's all in there, you just crack on. 733 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:51,240 Thank you so much. Let's have a taste. You've done really well. 734 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:56,440 Thank you very much. It took me ages. Chips and everything. Oh, mate. Oh, my lord. 735 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,880 Genuinely, I've forgotten we're even on a fucking TV show. 736 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:03,760 This is a Saturday... Help yourself. Oh, mate. These are banging. 737 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,920 These are the best fucking prawns I've ever had. Yeah. 738 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,280 There you go. We've got a winner. Yeah. 739 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,200 We've got a winner, haven't we? Alex is the winner. 740 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 741 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,240 All right. 742 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,000 We promised to reveal who's in Santa's gift, 743 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,600 so let's play one final round of this... 744 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,040 SUNG TO THE TUNE OF: Who's That Girl? by Eve 745 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:30,360 # Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. # 746 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,080 All right. APPLAUSE 747 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,720 All right, Santa, can we have one last clue 748 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,360 as to who is the mystery gift? 749 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:43,440 Yes, you can. This gift I got as a two for the price of one. 750 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,200 That is then. Is it? Who? Mel B. 751 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,000 You are joking? 752 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,720 Is it Mel B? 2 Become 1 is a Spice Girls song, she's naughty. 753 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,120 Are you fucking kidding?! 754 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,120 I know the budget you've got on this is quite big, 755 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,320 I was going to say this is demeaning. 756 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,480 I'll be honest with you, Tom, if we had Mel B, 757 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,920 you wouldn't be sitting there. No, I know! 758 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:13,800 OK. So, here's a recap of the clues. They've been a bit naughty. Mm-hm. 759 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:17,920 Santa's leaving the gift at the bottom of the tree. 760 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,760 And he got the gift as a two for the price of one. 761 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,920 Two for the price of one. Look, there's two of them. Bottom of the tree. 762 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,880 Both hands out, both hands out. Or it's someone with really long arms. 763 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:33,480 I've got it. I've got it. Yeah, go on. Is it The Cheeky Girls? 764 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,640 Let's lift the lid. 765 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:39,160 ALL CHANT: Lift the lid! Lift the lid! Lift the lid! 766 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:43,800 Lift the lid! Lift the lid! Lift the lid! Lift the lid! 767 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,120 CHEERING 768 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,240 The Cheeky Girls! 769 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,680 Touch your bum, this is live, it's The Cheeky Girls! 770 00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,760 # Everybody come together 771 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,680 # It's a hot, hot Christmas night 772 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:07,960 # Make the magic last forever 773 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:12,040 # Have a cheeky Christmas-time 774 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,360 # Everybody come together... # 775 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,080 After the break, Josh wraps up the 12 days of Christmas 776 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,600 and Alex closes the show with a tribute to East 17. 777 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,400 Let's keep celebrating the 20th anniversary of a cheeky 778 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,240 Christmas, with The Cheeky Girls! 779 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:29,520 # ..Christmas-time Everybody come together 780 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:34,040 # It's a hot, hot Christmas night 781 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,040 # Make the magic last for ever 782 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,760 # Have a cheeky Christmas-time. # 783 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,640 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 784 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,920 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 785 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,360 # Step into Christmas 786 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,160 # Let's join together 787 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,560 # We can watch the snow fall forever and ever 788 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,320 # Eat, drink and be merry 789 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,200 # Come along with me 790 00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:03,320 # Step into Christmas 791 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,200 # The admission's free, yeah 792 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:09,280 # Oh-oh, oh-oh. # 793 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,840 You're so good! 794 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,880 They are great. They are amazing. 795 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,200 Amazing. All right, welcome back to The Last Leg of Christmas. 796 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,840 We're joined by Alison Hammond and Tom Davis. 797 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,160 Now, we said earlier, Alex is going to end the show... 798 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,600 Are we not going to reference...? 799 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,440 Oh, yeah, right. Otherwise it's fucking ridiculous! 800 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,920 LAUGHTER 801 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,040 Dressed as El... I've done about four costume changes here today! 802 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,520 I feel like Lady Gaga! 803 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,680 That was your song choice, right? 804 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,600 Yeah. 805 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,280 Now, we said earlier, Alex is going to end the show with 806 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,640 a rendition of East 17's Stay Another Day. 807 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,760 Because he's been a very good boy this year, 808 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,920 we're going to make one more Christmas wish come true. 809 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,480 Alex's special guest collaborator, from East 17, 810 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,640 would you please welcome Tony Mortimer? 811 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,640 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 812 00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:00,400 How are you? You all right? 813 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,560 TOM: Yeah, good to see you, mate. You all right? 814 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,840 ALEX: Hello! 815 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,520 Wow! So exciting to have you on the show. 816 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,160 Alex is so excited to have you on the show. 817 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,760 I'm losing my shit. 818 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,960 I am excited for him! 819 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,040 I mean, how often do you play Stay Another Day? 820 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:19,840 Yeah... I don't. 821 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,160 LAUGHTER 822 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,160 I do listen to Christmas songs. 823 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,040 I don't mind a nice sort of Christmas carol. 824 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,120 I love a good carol. 825 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,080 Yeah, I like a nice Christmas carol. 826 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,520 What's you go-to Christmas carol? 827 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,880 Oh, I don't know... Once in Royal David's City. 828 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,920 ALISON: Oh, that's a nice one. TONY: Bit of a banger. 829 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,080 LAUGHTER 830 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,000 Have you got any singing tips for Alex? 831 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,760 Yeah, no, just relax and enjoy it. Enjoy it, you know? 832 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,720 I've been preparing for this all my life, mate. 833 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,160 Is this your moment, babes? 834 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:47,960 All right, listen, we've got a coat for you... Yeah. 835 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,720 ..if you'd like to go off and get ready... All right. 836 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,240 ..and we'll see you at the end when we're going to end the show with 837 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,760 three wise men following a star from the East 17. 838 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,760 APPLAUSE 839 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:03,560 So Josh has found some Christmas clips for us. 840 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,680 Oh, yes. But we're going to choose them in a special way. 841 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:07,840 You saw the guy with the baubles on his beard. Yes. 842 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,040 So I've got Tom a beard of baubles there. 843 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,600 Yeah. Yeah, cos I thought he hasn't worn enough outfits. 844 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,040 Yes. Oh, yeah. 845 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:18,200 Now, if you just choose a bauble off the beard with a number on it... 846 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:21,600 Three. Oh, they're not coming off, they hurt when I pull them. 847 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,480 I'll be honest, name a number. 848 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,400 Three. 849 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,800 OK, would you like to see an insightful clip of how to 850 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,640 get your kids excited, even by the shittest gifts? 851 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,400 Yes. Yeah. 852 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,400 What's in it? Open it up! Get that thing out! 853 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,440 What's in it? 854 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:36,800 Yeah! Pyjamas! 855 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,960 THEY CHEER 856 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:46,480 Yeah! Pyjamas! 857 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,560 I love that. 858 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:50,920 APPLAUSE 859 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,280 That's so nice. 860 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,120 Another number, please. 861 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,440 I've got to say, Josh, I'm slightly regretting not being given 862 00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:58,720 the option just to sit in that box. 863 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,000 Let's go with seven. 864 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,840 ALEX: I'll tell you what, we could have got Mel B, 865 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,280 but she didn't want to wear the beard of baubles, mate. 866 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:13,040 Would you like to see Santa trade his sleigh for something more nippy? 867 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,280 Yes, please. TOM: Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. 868 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,280 Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-ho! 869 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,760 STUDIO LAUGHTER 870 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:32,920 Oh, no! The shame of it! APPLAUSE 871 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,680 All right, we are about to end the show with a special musical 872 00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:39,880 performance from Alex and Tony Mortimer. 873 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:40,960 Wow. But before we do, 874 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,840 would you please thank our Christmas helpers Alison Hammond... 875 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,760 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 876 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:46,960 ..and Tom Davis... 877 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,600 ..the Cheeky Girls... 878 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,160 ..and Santa. 879 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,320 And my co-hosts, Josh Widdicombe 880 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,200 and Alex Brooker. 881 00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:01,920 Alex, do you want to make your way over? 882 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,760 Get ready for your big moment. Yeah. 883 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,200 We'll be back on New Year's Eve with our guests Judi Love, 884 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:11,160 Suzi Ruffell, Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Seann Walsh. 885 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,320 Right now, though, it's time for the men in white coats to take us away 886 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,440 as Alex is going to end the show with one last hit 887 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:21,280 of Christmas nostalgia by reprising the first-ever song he sang on 888 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,360 The Last Leg - Stay Another Day by East 17 - 889 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,480 accompanied by Tony Mortimer. 890 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,560 # Stay now, stay now, stay now 891 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:47,720 # Don't you know we've come too far now 892 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:53,280 # Just to go and try to throw it all away 893 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:02,480 # I've only just begun to know you 894 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:08,240 # All I can say is won't you stay just one more day? 895 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,480 # Stay now 896 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:16,360 # Baby, if you've got to go away 897 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:20,320 # Don't think I could take the pain Stay now 898 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:24,440 # Won't you stay another day? 899 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,360 # Stay now, stay now, stay now 900 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:31,360 # Oh, don't leave me alone like this 901 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:35,240 # Don't you say it's the final kiss Stay now 902 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:40,880 # Won't you stay another day? 903 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,240 # Stay now 904 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:46,120 # Baby, if you've got to go away 905 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:50,080 # Don't think I could take the pain Stay now 906 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:54,240 # Won't you stay another day? 907 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,080 # Stay now, stay now, stay now 908 00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:01,120 # Oh, don't leave me alone like this 909 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:05,000 # Don't you say it's the final kiss Stay now 910 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:11,280 # Won't you stay another day? # 911 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 912 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,520 Thanks for watching The Last Leg of Christmas! 913 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,760 My name's Adam Hills. See you on New Year's Eve for the next leg. 914 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,320 Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight! 915 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 916 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000 Subtitles by Red Bee Media