1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:03,600 {\an1}This programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:04,680 {\an1}# What goes on 3 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:06,600 {\an1}# Thank you for letting us be ourselves 4 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,760 {\an1}# So don't mind me if I repeat myself 5 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,680 {\an1}These simple lines be good for your health 6 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:12,840 {\an1}# To keep them crime rhymes on the shelf 7 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:14,960 {\an1}# Live, love life like you just don't care 8 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,120 {\an1}# 5,000 leaders never scared 9 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,280 {\an1}# Bring the noise, it's the moment they fear 10 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:25,440 {\an1}# Get up, still a beautiful idea 11 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,560 {\an1}# Get up, throw your hands in the air 12 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:32,000 {\an1}# Get up and show no fear... # 13 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:37,600 {\an1}# Get up and show no fear... # 14 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:45,600 {\an1}APPLAUSE. 15 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:46,320 {\an1}APPLAUSE. Cut 16 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:46,560 {\an1}APPLAUSE. Cut out 17 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:46,800 {\an1}APPLAUSE. Cut out the 18 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:46,920 {\an1}APPLAUSE. Cut out the dead 19 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:47,280 {\an1}APPLAUSE. Cut out the dead like 20 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:47,520 {\an1}APPLAUSE. Cut out the dead like the 21 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:47,760 {\an1}APPLAUSE. Cut out the dead like the kitsch 22 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:48,000 {\an1}APPLAUSE. Cut out the dead like the kitsch has 23 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:48,240 {\an1}APPLAUSE. Cut out the dead like the kitsch has left 24 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:48,480 {\an1}APPLAUSE. Cut out the dead like the kitsch has left the 25 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:48,720 {\an1}APPLAUSE. Cut out the dead like the kitsch has left the room, 26 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:49,000 {\an1}APPLAUSE. Cut out the dead like the kitsch has left the room, never 27 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:49,280 {\an1}kitsch has left the room, never mention 28 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:49,520 {\an1}kitsch has left the room, never mention rugby 29 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:49,640 {\an1}kitsch has left the room, never mention rugby league 30 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:50,960 {\an1}kitsch has left the room, never mention rugby league again. 31 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,360 {\an1}All right, I'm Alex Brooker, welcome to The Last Leg 32 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,200 {\an1}of Stand Up To Cancer, the show that even more than usual 33 00:00:56,200 --> 00:01:04,440 {\an1}feels like it's got a bit missing. 34 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:04,680 {\an1}We 35 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:05,120 {\an1}We are 36 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:05,360 {\an1}We are joined 37 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:05,480 {\an1}We are joined by 38 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:05,720 {\an1}We are joined by Jon 39 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:06,080 {\an1}We are joined by Jon Richardson, 40 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:06,320 {\an1}We are joined by Jon Richardson, AJ 41 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:06,560 {\an1}We are joined by Jon Richardson, AJ Odudu 42 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:06,800 {\an1}We are joined by Jon Richardson, AJ Odudu and 43 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:07,040 {\an1}We are joined by Jon Richardson, AJ Odudu and Matt 44 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:07,280 {\an1}We are joined by Jon Richardson, AJ Odudu and Matt Forde, 45 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:07,520 {\an1}We are joined by Jon Richardson, AJ Odudu and Matt Forde, on 46 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:08,480 {\an1}We are joined by Jon Richardson, AJ Odudu and Matt Forde, on the 47 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:08,760 {\an1}We are joined by Jon Richardson, AJ Odudu and Matt Forde, on the show 48 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:09,040 {\an1}Odudu and Matt Forde, on the show that 49 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:09,280 {\an1}Odudu and Matt Forde, on the show that always 50 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:09,520 {\an1}Odudu and Matt Forde, on the show that always gives 51 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:09,760 {\an1}Odudu and Matt Forde, on the show that always gives you 52 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:10,000 {\an1}Odudu and Matt Forde, on the show that always gives you a 53 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:10,280 {\an1}Odudu and Matt Forde, on the show that always gives you a helping 54 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:12,680 {\an1}that always gives you a helping hand. 55 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,880 {\an1}All right, I'm Alex Brooker, welcome to The Last Leg 56 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,720 {\an1}of Stand Up To Cancer, the show that even more than usual 57 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:27,040 {\an1}feels like it's got a bit missing. 58 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,160 {\an1}With me as always is the pride of Dartmoor 59 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,240 {\an1}Josh Widdicombe. 60 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,880 {\an1}And the man who thought this day 61 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:35,560 {\an1}would never come, Alex Brooker. 62 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:43,040 {\an1}APPLAUSE. 63 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:43,280 {\an1}- APPLAUSE. - Look 64 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:43,680 {\an1}- APPLAUSE. - Look how 65 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:43,920 {\an1}- APPLAUSE. - Look how smart 66 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:44,160 {\an1}- APPLAUSE. - Look how smart we 67 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,280 {\an1}- APPLAUSE. - Look how smart we look! 68 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:46,800 {\an1}- APPLAUSE. - Look how smart we look! - We 69 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:46,920 {\an1}- APPLAUSE. - Look how smart we look! - We looked 70 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:47,280 {\an1}- APPLAUSE. - Look how smart we look! - We looked like 71 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:47,520 {\an1}- APPLAUSE. - Look how smart we look! - We looked like kids 72 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:47,760 {\an1}- APPLAUSE. - Look how smart we look! - We looked like kids dressed 73 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:48,000 {\an1}- APPLAUSE. - Look how smart we look! - We looked like kids dressed for 74 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:48,280 {\an1}- APPLAUSE. - Look how smart we look! - We looked like kids dressed for a 75 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,400 {\an1}looked like kids dressed for a wedding. 76 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:51,640 {\an1}- looked like kids dressed for a wedding. - Alex 77 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:51,880 {\an1}- looked like kids dressed for a wedding. - Alex looks 78 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:52,000 {\an1}- looked like kids dressed for a wedding. - Alex looks like 79 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:52,360 {\an1}- looked like kids dressed for a wedding. - Alex looks like he's 80 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:52,640 {\an1}- looked like kids dressed for a wedding. - Alex looks like he's back 81 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:52,920 {\an1}- wedding. - Alex looks like he's back from 82 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:53,160 {\an1}- wedding. - Alex looks like he's back from his 83 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:53,400 {\an1}- wedding. - Alex looks like he's back from his second 84 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:53,640 {\an1}- wedding. - Alex looks like he's back from his second trip 85 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:53,880 {\an1}- wedding. - Alex looks like he's back from his second trip to 86 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:54,120 {\an1}- wedding. - Alex looks like he's back from his second trip to the 87 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:54,400 {\an1}- wedding. - Alex looks like he's back from his second trip to the White 88 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,080 {\an1}from his second trip to the White House. 89 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:56,320 {\an1}- from his second trip to the White House. - I'm 90 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:56,560 {\an1}- from his second trip to the White House. - I'm going 91 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:56,680 {\an1}- from his second trip to the White House. - I'm going to 92 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:56,920 {\an1}- from his second trip to the White House. - I'm going to get 93 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:57,280 {\an1}- from his second trip to the White House. - I'm going to get a 94 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:57,520 {\an1}- from his second trip to the White House. - I'm going to get a good 95 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:58,440 {\an1}- from his second trip to the White House. - I'm going to get a good deal. 96 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:01,560 {\an1}So for those of you who've only just tuned in, Adam's been doing 97 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,000 {\an1}the live Stand Up 2 Cancer. 98 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:07,600 {\an1}So I can't believe I'm saying this - me and Josh are in charge. 99 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:17,560 {\an1}CHEERING. 100 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:20,880 {\an1}I'm so glad I found this magic lamp this week. 101 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:30,680 {\an1}Can't believe I didn't even think to ask for a new foot, though. 102 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:30,960 {\an1}To 103 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:31,080 {\an1}To be 104 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:31,440 {\an1}To be clear, 105 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:31,680 {\an1}To be clear, if 106 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:32,440 {\an1}To be clear, if you 107 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:32,680 {\an1}To be clear, if you wonder 108 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:32,920 {\an1}To be clear, if you wonder why 109 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:33,160 {\an1}To be clear, if you wonder why I'm 110 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:33,280 {\an1}To be clear, if you wonder why I'm moving 111 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:33,640 {\an1}To be clear, if you wonder why I'm moving around, 112 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:33,760 {\an1}To be clear, if you wonder why I'm moving around, this 113 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:34,000 {\an1}To be clear, if you wonder why I'm moving around, this morning 114 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:34,640 {\an1}To be clear, if you wonder why I'm moving around, this morning the 115 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:34,800 {\an1}moving around, this morning the production 116 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:35,160 {\an1}moving around, this morning the production relate 117 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:35,280 {\an1}moving around, this morning the production relate they'd 118 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:35,680 {\an1}moving around, this morning the production relate they'd forgotten 119 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:35,960 {\an1}production relate they'd forgotten to 120 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:36,200 {\an1}production relate they'd forgotten to get 121 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:36,440 {\an1}production relate they'd forgotten to get a 122 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,000 {\an1}production relate they'd forgotten to get a second 123 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:37,240 {\an1}production relate they'd forgotten to get a second chair 124 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:37,480 {\an1}production relate they'd forgotten to get a second chair and 125 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:37,720 {\an1}production relate they'd forgotten to get a second chair and I 126 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:37,960 {\an1}production relate they'd forgotten to get a second chair and I am 127 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:38,080 {\an1}production relate they'd forgotten to get a second chair and I am on 128 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:38,480 {\an1}production relate they'd forgotten to get a second chair and I am on an 129 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:38,760 {\an1}to get a second chair and I am on an exercise 130 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:48,200 {\an1}to get a second chair and I am on an exercise board. 131 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:48,760 {\an1}to get a second chair and I am on an exercise board. So 132 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:49,000 {\an1}to get a second chair and I am on an exercise board. So I 133 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:49,400 {\an1}to get a second chair and I am on an exercise board. So I am 134 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:49,640 {\an1}to get a second chair and I am on an exercise board. So I am sorting 135 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:49,920 {\an1}to get a second chair and I am on an exercise board. So I am sorting out 136 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:50,080 {\an1}exercise board. So I am sorting out my 137 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:50,440 {\an1}exercise board. So I am sorting out my abs 138 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:50,680 {\an1}exercise board. So I am sorting out my abs while 139 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:50,920 {\an1}exercise board. So I am sorting out my abs while we 140 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:51,160 {\an1}exercise board. So I am sorting out my abs while we do 141 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:51,400 {\an1}exercise board. So I am sorting out my abs while we do the 142 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:59,200 {\an1}exercise board. So I am sorting out my abs while we do the show. 143 00:02:59,200 --> 00:02:59,320 {\an1}- exercise board. So I am sorting out my abs while we do the show. - There 144 00:02:59,320 --> 00:02:59,640 {\an1}- my abs while we do the show. - There is 145 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:00,000 {\an1}- my abs while we do the show. - There is not 146 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,240 {\an1}- my abs while we do the show. - There is not a 147 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:00,360 {\an1}- my abs while we do the show. - There is not a lot 148 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:00,600 {\an1}- my abs while we do the show. - There is not a lot of 149 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,680 {\an1}- my abs while we do the show. - There is not a lot of legroom. 150 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:03,280 {\an1}- my abs while we do the show. - There is not a lot of legroom. - But 151 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:03,560 {\an1}- my abs while we do the show. - There is not a lot of legroom. - But there 152 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:03,840 {\an1}- is not a lot of legroom. - But there are 153 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:04,080 {\an1}- is not a lot of legroom. - But there are items. 154 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:04,200 {\an1}- is not a lot of legroom. - But there are items. There 155 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,200 {\an1}- is not a lot of legroom. - But there are items. There is 156 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:06,440 {\an1}- is not a lot of legroom. - But there are items. There is a 157 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:06,560 {\an1}- is not a lot of legroom. - But there are items. There is a book, 158 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,000 {\an1}are items. There is a book, shoehorning 159 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:07,120 {\an1}are items. There is a book, shoehorning rugby 160 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:07,360 {\an1}are items. There is a book, shoehorning rugby league 161 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:07,720 {\an1}are items. There is a book, shoehorning rugby league into 162 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,400 {\an1}are items. There is a book, shoehorning rugby league into any 163 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:09,640 {\an1}shoehorning rugby league into any conversation 164 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:10,120 {\an1}shoehorning rugby league into any conversation with 165 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:10,760 {\an1}shoehorning rugby league into any conversation with a 166 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:11,000 {\an1}shoehorning rugby league into any conversation with a message 167 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:11,520 {\an1}shoehorning rugby league into any conversation with a message for 168 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:11,680 {\an1}conversation with a message for himself 169 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:11,920 {\an1}conversation with a message for himself which 170 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:12,960 {\an1}conversation with a message for himself which just 171 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,800 {\an1}conversation with a message for himself which just says, 172 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:13,920 {\an1}conversation with a message for himself which just says, you 173 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:14,320 {\an1}conversation with a message for himself which just says, you are 174 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,480 {\an1}himself which just says, you are enough. 175 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:17,720 {\an1}- himself which just says, you are enough. - He 176 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:17,960 {\an1}- himself which just says, you are enough. - He really 177 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:18,200 {\an1}- himself which just says, you are enough. - He really loved 178 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:18,440 {\an1}- himself which just says, you are enough. - He really loved that 179 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:18,720 {\an1}- himself which just says, you are enough. - He really loved that Barbie 180 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,280 {\an1}- enough. - He really loved that Barbie film. 181 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:21,800 {\an1}- enough. - He really loved that Barbie film. - This 182 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,040 {\an1}- enough. - He really loved that Barbie film. - This is 183 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:22,240 {\an1}- enough. - He really loved that Barbie film. - This is the 184 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:22,680 {\an1}- enough. - He really loved that Barbie film. - This is the rudest, 185 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,280 {\an1}- enough. - He really loved that Barbie film. - This is the rudest, it's 186 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:24,560 {\an1}- enough. - He really loved that Barbie film. - This is the rudest, it's just 187 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:24,720 {\an1}- film. - This is the rudest, it's just Josh 188 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:25,080 {\an1}- film. - This is the rudest, it's just Josh and 189 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:25,200 {\an1}- film. - This is the rudest, it's just Josh and Alex 190 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:25,560 {\an1}- film. - This is the rudest, it's just Josh and Alex with 191 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,480 {\an1}- film. - This is the rudest, it's just Josh and Alex with errors. 192 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,200 {\an1}- film. - This is the rudest, it's just Josh and Alex with errors. The 193 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:27,600 {\an1}- film. - This is the rudest, it's just Josh and Alex with errors. The cheek 194 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:27,880 {\an1}Josh and Alex with errors. The cheek of 195 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:32,640 {\an1}Josh and Alex with errors. The cheek of it! 196 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:32,880 {\an1}Josh and Alex with errors. The cheek of it! Teacher 197 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:33,120 {\an1}Josh and Alex with errors. The cheek of it! Teacher is 198 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:33,360 {\an1}Josh and Alex with errors. The cheek of it! Teacher is a 199 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:33,600 {\an1}Josh and Alex with errors. The cheek of it! Teacher is a way, 200 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:33,720 {\an1}Josh and Alex with errors. The cheek of it! Teacher is a way, let's 201 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:33,960 {\an1}Josh and Alex with errors. The cheek of it! Teacher is a way, let's do 202 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:39,800 {\an1}of it! Teacher is a way, let's do this! 203 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,200 {\an1}- of it! Teacher is a way, let's do this! - Wow! 204 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:45,600 {\an1}As Adam's not here, we had to work out who was gonna host this 205 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,520 {\an1}part, so we did paper, scissors, stone backstage. 206 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,680 {\an1}All mine look the same, which meant I won, so off you crack 207 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,000 {\an1}on over to the sofa, Joshy. 208 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:58,840 {\an1}I'll take the reins for part one. 209 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,200 {\an1}CHEERING. 210 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:01,560 {\an1}- CHEERING. - Pressure 211 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:01,800 {\an1}- CHEERING. - Pressure is 212 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,640 {\an1}- CHEERING. - Pressure is on. 213 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,280 {\an1}You know what, I've had a long time to think about 214 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,920 {\an1}how I'd host this show and there's one change I've made. 215 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:10,880 {\an1}I've got myself an Aperol Spritz button. 216 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:11,120 {\an1}Lets 217 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:11,320 {\an1}Lets have 218 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:11,520 {\an1}Lets have a 219 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:11,720 {\an1}Lets have a go 220 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,680 {\an1}Lets have a go now. 221 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:22,360 {\an1}MARIE 222 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,800 {\an1}MARIE ACTUALLY 223 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:28,120 {\an1}MARIE ACTUALLY MUSIC. 224 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:41,160 {\an1}Oh, 225 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:41,400 {\an1}Oh, that 226 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:41,640 {\an1}Oh, that actually 227 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:41,880 {\an1}Oh, that actually is 228 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:42,120 {\an1}Oh, that actually is apple 229 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:42,880 {\an1}Oh, that actually is apple spritz! 230 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:43,000 {\an1}Oh, that actually is apple spritz! I've 231 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:43,360 {\an1}Oh, that actually is apple spritz! I've got 232 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:43,600 {\an1}Oh, that actually is apple spritz! I've got for 233 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:43,840 {\an1}Oh, that actually is apple spritz! I've got for much 234 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:44,080 {\an1}Oh, that actually is apple spritz! I've got for much of 235 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:44,840 {\an1}Oh, that actually is apple spritz! I've got for much of them. 236 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:45,080 {\an1}Oh, that actually is apple spritz! I've got for much of them. This 237 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:45,360 {\an1}Oh, that actually is apple spritz! I've got for much of them. This is 238 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:45,640 {\an1}I've got for much of them. This is going 239 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:45,880 {\an1}I've got for much of them. This is going to 240 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:46,120 {\an1}I've got for much of them. This is going to be 241 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,920 {\an1}I've got for much of them. This is going to be brilliant. 242 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,040 {\an1}Now I'm suitably refreshed. 243 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:52,600 {\an1}We are live on your television right now, which means you can send us any 244 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,760 {\an1}questions you'd like to ask us about the news. 245 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,400 {\an1}And given that it's nearly midnight, I can imagine those questions 246 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,640 {\an1}are gonna be pretty wild. 247 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,240 {\an1}Anyway, you can message us on Instagram 248 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,320 {\an1}with the hashtag #isitok. 249 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:04,080 {\an1}The answer is, it's not. 250 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,240 {\an1}Or via WhatsApp using the number 07956 175 908. 251 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,520 {\an1}Or by scanning the QR code on the screen 252 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:13,080 {\an1}For example, is it OK to lose your head on live TV? 253 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:16,240 {\an1}No, it isn't - although give me long enough doing this tonight... 254 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:20,480 {\an1}Is it OK to lose your head on live TV if it's hilarious? 255 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,920 {\an1}Yes, it is, if you're our good mate James Acaster, 256 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,040 {\an1}as proven by this incredible footage from last weekend's 257 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:32,560 {\an1}Saturday Kitchen. 258 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:32,800 {\an1}I 259 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:33,040 {\an1}I can 260 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:33,280 {\an1}I can tell 261 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:34,360 {\an1}I can tell you 262 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:34,960 {\an1}I can tell you that 263 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,440 {\an1}I can tell you that 54% 264 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:37,880 {\an1}I can tell you that 54% of 265 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:38,120 {\an1}I can tell you that 54% of people 266 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:38,360 {\an1}I can tell you that 54% of people did 267 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:38,600 {\an1}I can tell you that 54% of people did you 268 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:38,840 {\an1}I can tell you that 54% of people did you see 269 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:39,080 {\an1}I can tell you that 54% of people did you see the 270 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,480 {\an1}I can tell you that 54% of people did you see the autocue? 271 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:46,120 {\an1}I can tell you that 54% of people did you see the autocue? Tapas! 272 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:55,960 {\an1}did you see the autocue? Tapas! SCREAMING. 273 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,880 {\an1}APPLAUSE. 274 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:04,000 {\an1}Seeing him punch that polar bear, I now know why he didn't get 275 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,200 {\an1}the Blue Planet job. 276 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,600 {\an1}Adam's currently making his way across town to the studio 277 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:11,440 {\an1}and will no doubt be using his Freedom Pass to get here. 278 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:17,720 {\an1}Hillsy, where are you? 279 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,840 {\an1}Lads, I'm currently boarding a bus with a tit, 280 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,320 {\an1}a shit, and a giant vulva. 281 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:24,160 {\an1}And I'll be honest, it's not the first time in my life 282 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,320 {\an1}I've said that sentence. 283 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:33,000 {\an1}You guys are looking after the show properly, yeah? 284 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:33,280 {\an1}We 285 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:33,520 {\an1}We are 286 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:34,840 {\an1}We are OK. 287 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:35,080 {\an1}We are OK. Josh 288 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:35,320 {\an1}We are OK. Josh might 289 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:35,560 {\an1}We are OK. Josh might have 290 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:35,800 {\an1}We are OK. Josh might have snatched 291 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:36,040 {\an1}We are OK. Josh might have snatched a 292 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,520 {\an1}We are OK. Josh might have snatched a draw. 293 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:37,760 {\an1}- We are OK. Josh might have snatched a draw. - We 294 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:38,080 {\an1}- We are OK. Josh might have snatched a draw. - We are 295 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:38,320 {\an1}- We are OK. Josh might have snatched a draw. - We are doing 296 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:39,680 {\an1}- We are OK. Josh might have snatched a draw. - We are doing OK. 297 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:39,920 {\an1}- We are OK. Josh might have snatched a draw. - We are doing OK. We 298 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:40,200 {\an1}- We are OK. Josh might have snatched a draw. - We are doing OK. We can't 299 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:40,480 {\an1}- a draw. - We are doing OK. We can't wait 300 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:40,720 {\an1}- a draw. - We are doing OK. We can't wait for 301 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:40,960 {\an1}- a draw. - We are doing OK. We can't wait for you 302 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:41,200 {\an1}- a draw. - We are doing OK. We can't wait for you to 303 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:41,440 {\an1}- a draw. - We are doing OK. We can't wait for you to get 304 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,800 {\an1}- a draw. - We are doing OK. We can't wait for you to get back. 305 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:50,280 {\an1}Are you speaking truth to power? 306 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:50,520 {\an1}Alex 307 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:50,760 {\an1}Alex has 308 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:51,000 {\an1}Alex has got 309 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:51,240 {\an1}Alex has got an 310 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:51,480 {\an1}Alex has got an apple 311 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:56,120 {\an1}Alex has got an apple spritz. 312 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:00,440 {\an1}Guys, I'll be there as soon as I can, but I've gotta go. 313 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:00,720 {\an1}It 314 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:00,960 {\an1}It looks 315 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:01,200 {\an1}It looks like 316 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,080 {\an1}It looks like I'm 317 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:02,320 {\an1}It looks like I'm hosting 318 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:03,560 {\an1}It looks like I'm hosting worlds 319 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:03,800 {\an1}It looks like I'm hosting worlds weirdest 320 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:04,040 {\an1}It looks like I'm hosting worlds weirdest hen 321 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:08,280 {\an1}It looks like I'm hosting worlds weirdest hen party. 322 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:14,680 {\an1}Do 323 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:14,920 {\an1}Do you 324 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:15,160 {\an1}Do you think 325 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:15,400 {\an1}Do you think he 326 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:15,640 {\an1}Do you think he is 327 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:15,880 {\an1}Do you think he is going 328 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:16,120 {\an1}Do you think he is going to 329 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:16,360 {\an1}Do you think he is going to make 330 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:16,600 {\an1}Do you think he is going to make it 331 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:16,840 {\an1}Do you think he is going to make it back? 332 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:26,480 {\an1}- Do you think he is going to make it back? - No. 333 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:30,120 {\an1}Bring 334 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:30,360 {\an1}Bring back 335 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:30,600 {\an1}Bring back the 336 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,080 {\an1}Bring back the Mariachi. 337 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:38,400 {\an1}MUSIC: Celebration. 338 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:47,960 {\an1}I'm 339 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,640 {\an1}I'm just 340 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,640 {\an1}I'm just going 341 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:50,880 {\an1}I'm just going to 342 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:51,120 {\an1}I'm just going to move 343 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:51,360 {\an1}I'm just going to move my 344 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:51,600 {\an1}I'm just going to move my drink 345 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:51,840 {\an1}I'm just going to move my drink out 346 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:52,080 {\an1}I'm just going to move my drink out of 347 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,240 {\an1}I'm just going to move my drink out of shot. 348 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,360 {\an1}Just to remind you we are still in fundraising mode, so you can 349 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,080 {\an1}still donate to Stand Up to Cancer. 350 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,880 {\an1}Almost one in two of us will get cancer in our lifetime. 351 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,000 {\an1}Help us fight back. 352 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,160 {\an1}To give £40, £30, £20 or £10 to support 353 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:12,760 {\an1}Stand Up To Cancer, text 40, 30, 20 or 10 to 70404, or to donate any 354 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,680 {\an1}amount online, go to channel4.com/su2c. 355 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:21,640 {\an1}100% of the money you give will fund life-saving Cancer research 356 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,920 {\an1}Josh looks lonely over there, so it's time to bring 357 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:27,640 {\an1}out my replacement. 358 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:27,840 {\an1}I 359 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:28,200 {\an1}I am, 360 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:28,440 {\an1}I am, there 361 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:28,680 {\an1}I am, there is 362 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:28,920 {\an1}I am, there is normally 363 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:29,040 {\an1}I am, there is normally somebody 364 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:29,400 {\an1}I am, there is normally somebody sat 365 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:29,640 {\an1}I am, there is normally somebody sat next 366 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:29,880 {\an1}I am, there is normally somebody sat next to 367 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,000 {\an1}I am, there is normally somebody sat next to me. 368 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,720 {\an1}He's my favourite diminutive comedian, 369 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,480 {\an1}a man who makes Josh look edgy, 370 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:38,000 {\an1}it's Jon Richardson! 371 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 {\an1}What? 372 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,440 {\an1}- What? - CHEERING 373 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:53,640 {\an1}APPLAUSE 374 00:08:53,640 --> 00:09:00,760 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Hello. 375 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:01,160 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Hello. - Welcome 376 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:01,400 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Hello. - Welcome to 377 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:01,640 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Hello. - Welcome to the 378 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:01,880 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Hello. - Welcome to the show. 379 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:02,120 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Hello. - Welcome to the show. - When 380 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:02,400 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Hello. - Welcome to the show. - When is 381 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:02,680 {\an1}- Hello. - Welcome to the show. - When is your 382 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:02,920 {\an1}- Hello. - Welcome to the show. - When is your dad 383 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,000 {\an1}- Hello. - Welcome to the show. - When is your dad back? 384 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:05,240 {\an1}- Hello. - Welcome to the show. - When is your dad back? - How 385 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:05,480 {\an1}- Hello. - Welcome to the show. - When is your dad back? - How does 386 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:05,720 {\an1}- Hello. - Welcome to the show. - When is your dad back? - How does it 387 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:06,640 {\an1}- Hello. - Welcome to the show. - When is your dad back? - How does it feel 388 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:06,960 {\an1}- your dad back? - How does it feel being 389 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:07,200 {\an1}- your dad back? - How does it feel being in 390 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:07,440 {\an1}- your dad back? - How does it feel being in my 391 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:07,680 {\an1}- your dad back? - How does it feel being in my seat? 392 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:07,920 {\an1}- your dad back? - How does it feel being in my seat? Can 393 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:08,160 {\an1}- your dad back? - How does it feel being in my seat? Can you 394 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:08,400 {\an1}- your dad back? - How does it feel being in my seat? Can you feel 395 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:08,680 {\an1}- your dad back? - How does it feel being in my seat? Can you feel the 396 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:09,680 {\an1}being in my seat? Can you feel the banter? 397 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:10,400 {\an1}- being in my seat? Can you feel the banter? - No, 398 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:10,640 {\an1}- being in my seat? Can you feel the banter? - No, because 399 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:10,880 {\an1}- being in my seat? Can you feel the banter? - No, because you 400 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:11,120 {\an1}- being in my seat? Can you feel the banter? - No, because you have 401 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:11,400 {\an1}- being in my seat? Can you feel the banter? - No, because you have taken 402 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:11,680 {\an1}- banter? - No, because you have taken your 403 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:11,960 {\an1}- banter? - No, because you have taken your notes. 404 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:12,200 {\an1}- banter? - No, because you have taken your notes. - Sorry, 405 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:12,440 {\an1}- banter? - No, because you have taken your notes. - Sorry, I 406 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:12,680 {\an1}- banter? - No, because you have taken your notes. - Sorry, I have 407 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:12,920 {\an1}- banter? - No, because you have taken your notes. - Sorry, I have got 408 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:13,200 {\an1}- banter? - No, because you have taken your notes. - Sorry, I have got them 409 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:13,480 {\an1}- your notes. - Sorry, I have got them over 410 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,960 {\an1}- your notes. - Sorry, I have got them over here. 411 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:16,200 {\an1}- your notes. - Sorry, I have got them over here. Can 412 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:16,440 {\an1}- your notes. - Sorry, I have got them over here. Can you 413 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:16,680 {\an1}- your notes. - Sorry, I have got them over here. Can you see? 414 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:16,920 {\an1}- your notes. - Sorry, I have got them over here. Can you see? I 415 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:17,200 {\an1}- your notes. - Sorry, I have got them over here. Can you see? I have 416 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:17,440 {\an1}- your notes. - Sorry, I have got them over here. Can you see? I have put 417 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:17,720 {\an1}- your notes. - Sorry, I have got them over here. Can you see? I have put a 418 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:18,000 {\an1}over here. Can you see? I have put a proper 419 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,240 {\an1}over here. Can you see? I have put a proper barn 420 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:18,480 {\an1}over here. Can you see? I have put a proper barn groove 421 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:18,720 {\an1}over here. Can you see? I have put a proper barn groove in 422 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:18,960 {\an1}over here. Can you see? I have put a proper barn groove in there 423 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:19,200 {\an1}over here. Can you see? I have put a proper barn groove in there from 424 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:19,480 {\an1}over here. Can you see? I have put a proper barn groove in there from 13 425 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,560 {\an1}proper barn groove in there from 13 years. 426 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:21,840 {\an1}- proper barn groove in there from 13 years. - I 427 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:22,160 {\an1}- proper barn groove in there from 13 years. - I wondered 428 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:22,400 {\an1}- proper barn groove in there from 13 years. - I wondered why 429 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:22,640 {\an1}- proper barn groove in there from 13 years. - I wondered why you 430 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:22,880 {\an1}- proper barn groove in there from 13 years. - I wondered why you used 431 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:23,160 {\an1}- proper barn groove in there from 13 years. - I wondered why you used to 432 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:23,440 {\an1}- years. - I wondered why you used to rub 433 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:23,800 {\an1}- years. - I wondered why you used to rub yourself 434 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:24,040 {\an1}- years. - I wondered why you used to rub yourself forward 435 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:24,280 {\an1}- years. - I wondered why you used to rub yourself forward and 436 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:24,520 {\an1}- years. - I wondered why you used to rub yourself forward and back. 437 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:24,800 {\an1}- years. - I wondered why you used to rub yourself forward and back. I 438 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:25,080 {\an1}rub yourself forward and back. I thought 439 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:25,320 {\an1}rub yourself forward and back. I thought you 440 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:25,560 {\an1}rub yourself forward and back. I thought you had 441 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:30,160 {\an1}rub yourself forward and back. I thought you had worms! 442 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:30,400 {\an1}- rub yourself forward and back. I thought you had worms! - I 443 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:30,640 {\an1}- rub yourself forward and back. I thought you had worms! - I think 444 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:30,920 {\an1}- rub yourself forward and back. I thought you had worms! - I think there 445 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:31,200 {\an1}- thought you had worms! - I think there was 446 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:31,440 {\an1}- thought you had worms! - I think there was a 447 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:31,680 {\an1}- thought you had worms! - I think there was a couple 448 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:31,920 {\an1}- thought you had worms! - I think there was a couple of 449 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:32,040 {\an1}- thought you had worms! - I think there was a couple of series 450 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:32,400 {\an1}- thought you had worms! - I think there was a couple of series when 451 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:32,640 {\an1}- thought you had worms! - I think there was a couple of series when I 452 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:32,760 {\an1}- thought you had worms! - I think there was a couple of series when I did. 453 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:36,360 {\an1}We will get to the real big news of the week in a bit, but first, 454 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:39,200 {\an1}the big news between us was Josh's reaction to my Spotify Wrapped. 455 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,120 {\an1}Here's just how impressed he was. 456 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:45,040 {\an1}Do 457 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:45,760 {\an1}Do you 458 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:46,160 {\an1}Do you want 459 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:46,400 {\an1}Do you want my 460 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:46,640 {\an1}Do you want my top 461 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:46,880 {\an1}Do you want my top five 462 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:47,120 {\an1}Do you want my top five songs? 463 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,600 {\an1}- Do you want my top five songs? - Hitmy. 464 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:48,840 {\an1}- Do you want my top five songs? - Hitmy. - Number 465 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:49,080 {\an1}- Do you want my top five songs? - Hitmy. - Number five 466 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:49,320 {\an1}- Do you want my top five songs? - Hitmy. - Number five I 467 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:49,560 {\an1}- Do you want my top five songs? - Hitmy. - Number five I Want 468 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,760 {\an1}- Do you want my top five songs? - Hitmy. - Number five I Want It 469 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:52,040 {\an1}- Do you want my top five songs? - Hitmy. - Number five I Want It That 470 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,240 {\an1}- Hitmy. - Number five I Want It That Way. 471 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:54,480 {\an1}- Hitmy. - Number five I Want It That Way. Absolute 472 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,200 {\an1}- Hitmy. - Number five I Want It That Way. Absolute banger. 473 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:56,440 {\an1}- Hitmy. - Number five I Want It That Way. Absolute banger. Number 474 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:56,720 {\an1}- Hitmy. - Number five I Want It That Way. Absolute banger. Number four, 475 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,000 {\an1}Way. Absolute banger. Number four, If 476 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:57,240 {\an1}Way. Absolute banger. Number four, If You're 477 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:57,480 {\an1}Way. Absolute banger. Number four, If You're Getting 478 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:57,720 {\an1}Way. Absolute banger. Number four, If You're Getting Down 479 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:57,960 {\an1}Way. Absolute banger. Number four, If You're Getting Down By 480 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:04,880 {\an1}Way. Absolute banger. Number four, If You're Getting Down By 5ive. 481 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:05,160 {\an1}If You're Getting Down By 5ive. Number 482 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:05,400 {\an1}If You're Getting Down By 5ive. Number three, 483 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:05,640 {\an1}If You're Getting Down By 5ive. Number three, Keep 484 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,760 {\an1}If You're Getting Down By 5ive. Number three, Keep On 485 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:08,000 {\an1}If You're Getting Down By 5ive. Number three, Keep On Moving 486 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:08,280 {\an1}If You're Getting Down By 5ive. Number three, Keep On Moving by 487 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:14,760 {\an1}Number three, Keep On Moving by 5ive. 488 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:15,000 {\an1}Number three, Keep On Moving by 5ive. I've 489 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:15,240 {\an1}Number three, Keep On Moving by 5ive. I've just 490 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:15,480 {\an1}Number three, Keep On Moving by 5ive. I've just realised 491 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:15,760 {\an1}Number three, Keep On Moving by 5ive. I've just realised as 492 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:16,000 {\an1}Number three, Keep On Moving by 5ive. I've just realised as I 493 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:16,400 {\an1}Number three, Keep On Moving by 5ive. I've just realised as I am 494 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:16,680 {\an1}5ive. I've just realised as I am saying 495 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:16,920 {\an1}5ive. I've just realised as I am saying this, 496 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:17,160 {\an1}5ive. I've just realised as I am saying this, this 497 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:17,400 {\an1}5ive. I've just realised as I am saying this, this is 498 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:17,640 {\an1}5ive. I've just realised as I am saying this, this is no 499 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:17,880 {\an1}5ive. I've just realised as I am saying this, this is no lie, 500 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:18,120 {\an1}5ive. I've just realised as I am saying this, this is no lie, by 501 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:18,400 {\an1}5ive. I've just realised as I am saying this, this is no lie, by the 502 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:22,440 {\an1}saying this, this is no lie, by the way. 503 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:22,680 {\an1}saying this, this is no lie, by the way. Number 504 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:22,920 {\an1}saying this, this is no lie, by the way. Number two, 505 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:23,160 {\an1}saying this, this is no lie, by the way. Number two, Flying 506 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:23,440 {\an1}saying this, this is no lie, by the way. Number two, Flying Without 507 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:27,760 {\an1}way. Number two, Flying Without Wings! 508 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,000 {\an1}way. Number two, Flying Without Wings! Are 509 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:28,760 {\an1}way. Number two, Flying Without Wings! Are you 510 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:29,200 {\an1}way. Number two, Flying Without Wings! Are you ready 511 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:29,440 {\an1}way. Number two, Flying Without Wings! Are you ready for 512 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:29,680 {\an1}way. Number two, Flying Without Wings! Are you ready for number 513 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:29,960 {\an1}way. Number two, Flying Without Wings! Are you ready for number one? 514 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:30,240 {\an1}- Wings! Are you ready for number one? - No. 515 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:30,480 {\an1}- Wings! Are you ready for number one? - No. - My 516 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,280 {\an1}- Wings! Are you ready for number one? - No. - My most 517 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:31,520 {\an1}- Wings! Are you ready for number one? - No. - My most listened 518 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,240 {\an1}- Wings! Are you ready for number one? - No. - My most listened to 519 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:34,480 {\an1}- Wings! Are you ready for number one? - No. - My most listened to some 520 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:34,760 {\an1}- Wings! Are you ready for number one? - No. - My most listened to some of 521 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,040 {\an1}- No. - My most listened to some of 2025, 522 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:35,280 {\an1}- No. - My most listened to some of 2025, Can 523 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:35,520 {\an1}- No. - My most listened to some of 2025, Can You 524 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:35,760 {\an1}- No. - My most listened to some of 2025, Can You Feel 525 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,000 {\an1}- No. - My most listened to some of 2025, Can You Feel The 526 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,240 {\an1}- No. - My most listened to some of 2025, Can You Feel The Love 527 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:39,320 {\an1}- No. - My most listened to some of 2025, Can You Feel The Love Tonight? 528 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:39,600 {\an1}- 2025, Can You Feel The Love Tonight? - Oh, 529 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:39,840 {\an1}- 2025, Can You Feel The Love Tonight? - Oh, my 530 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:44,240 {\an1}- 2025, Can You Feel The Love Tonight? - Oh, my God! 531 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,720 {\an1}APPLAUSE 532 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,120 {\an1}Five absolute bangers, mainly involving 5ive. 533 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:54,640 {\an1}Josh, what's your beef? 534 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:54,840 {\an1}It 535 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:55,040 {\an1}It is 536 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:55,360 {\an1}It is the 537 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:56,280 {\an1}It is the line 538 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:56,520 {\an1}It is the line up 539 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:56,760 {\an1}It is the line up to 540 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:57,000 {\an1}It is the line up to the 541 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:57,240 {\an1}It is the line up to the 2003 542 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:57,480 {\an1}It is the line up to the 2003 smash 543 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:57,800 {\an1}It is the line up to the 2003 smash hits 544 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,600 {\an1}It is the line up to the 2003 smash hits poll 545 00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:58,840 {\an1}It is the line up to the 2003 smash hits poll winners 546 00:10:58,840 --> 00:10:59,160 {\an1}It is the line up to the 2003 smash hits poll winners party. 547 00:10:59,160 --> 00:10:59,400 {\an1}It is the line up to the 2003 smash hits poll winners party. You 548 00:10:59,400 --> 00:10:59,680 {\an1}It is the line up to the 2003 smash hits poll winners party. You have 549 00:10:59,680 --> 00:10:59,960 {\an1}hits poll winners party. You have chosen 550 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:00,200 {\an1}hits poll winners party. You have chosen Flying 551 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,560 {\an1}hits poll winners party. You have chosen Flying Without 552 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:03,000 {\an1}hits poll winners party. You have chosen Flying Without Wings 553 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:03,280 {\an1}hits poll winners party. You have chosen Flying Without Wings because 554 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:03,560 {\an1}chosen Flying Without Wings because you 555 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:03,800 {\an1}chosen Flying Without Wings because you think 556 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:04,040 {\an1}chosen Flying Without Wings because you think it 557 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:04,280 {\an1}chosen Flying Without Wings because you think it is 558 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:04,520 {\an1}chosen Flying Without Wings because you think it is a 559 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:04,640 {\an1}chosen Flying Without Wings because you think it is a disability? 560 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,040 {\an1}- chosen Flying Without Wings because you think it is a disability? - What 561 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:05,320 {\an1}- you think it is a disability? - What did 562 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:05,560 {\an1}- you think it is a disability? - What did you 563 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:05,800 {\an1}- you think it is a disability? - What did you make 564 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:06,040 {\an1}- you think it is a disability? - What did you make of 565 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,360 {\an1}- you think it is a disability? - What did you make of it? 566 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:07,600 {\an1}- you think it is a disability? - What did you make of it? - I'm 567 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:07,840 {\an1}- you think it is a disability? - What did you make of it? - I'm not 568 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:08,200 {\an1}- you think it is a disability? - What did you make of it? - I'm not saying 569 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:08,480 {\an1}- did you make of it? - I'm not saying this 570 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:08,720 {\an1}- did you make of it? - I'm not saying this for 571 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:08,960 {\an1}- did you make of it? - I'm not saying this for the 572 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:09,200 {\an1}- did you make of it? - I'm not saying this for the show, 573 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:09,440 {\an1}- did you make of it? - I'm not saying this for the show, I 574 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:09,680 {\an1}- did you make of it? - I'm not saying this for the show, I think 575 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:09,920 {\an1}- did you make of it? - I'm not saying this for the show, I think you 576 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:10,200 {\an1}- did you make of it? - I'm not saying this for the show, I think you need 577 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:10,480 {\an1}this for the show, I think you need help. 578 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,280 {\an1}- this for the show, I think you need help. - LAUGHTER 579 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:13,560 {\an1}- help. - LAUGHTER - I 580 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:13,800 {\an1}- help. - LAUGHTER - I think 581 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,560 {\an1}- help. - LAUGHTER - I think it's 582 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:15,840 {\an1}- help. - LAUGHTER - I think it's pathetic 583 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:16,320 {\an1}- help. - LAUGHTER - I think it's pathetic that 584 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:16,560 {\an1}- help. - LAUGHTER - I think it's pathetic that what 585 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,000 {\an1}- help. - LAUGHTER - I think it's pathetic that what you 586 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:17,280 {\an1}I think it's pathetic that what you think 587 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:17,520 {\an1}I think it's pathetic that what you think it 588 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:17,760 {\an1}I think it's pathetic that what you think it is 589 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,000 {\an1}I think it's pathetic that what you think it is pathetic? 590 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,360 {\an1}I think it's pathetic that what you think it is pathetic? I 591 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:18,600 {\an1}I think it's pathetic that what you think it is pathetic? I think 592 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:18,840 {\an1}I think it's pathetic that what you think it is pathetic? I think it 593 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:19,120 {\an1}I think it's pathetic that what you think it is pathetic? I think it is 594 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:19,400 {\an1}think it is pathetic? I think it is pathetic, 595 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:19,640 {\an1}think it is pathetic? I think it is pathetic, as 596 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:19,880 {\an1}think it is pathetic? I think it is pathetic, as do 597 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,240 {\an1}think it is pathetic? I think it is pathetic, as do I 598 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:20,480 {\an1}think it is pathetic? I think it is pathetic, as do I think 599 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:20,840 {\an1}think it is pathetic? I think it is pathetic, as do I think that 600 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,200 {\an1}think it is pathetic? I think it is pathetic, as do I think that you 601 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:22,480 {\an1}think it is pathetic? I think it is pathetic, as do I think that you had 602 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:22,760 {\an1}pathetic, as do I think that you had your 603 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:23,000 {\an1}pathetic, as do I think that you had your chance 604 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:23,240 {\an1}pathetic, as do I think that you had your chance to 605 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:23,480 {\an1}pathetic, as do I think that you had your chance to do 606 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:23,720 {\an1}pathetic, as do I think that you had your chance to do anything 607 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:23,960 {\an1}pathetic, as do I think that you had your chance to do anything at 608 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:24,240 {\an1}pathetic, as do I think that you had your chance to do anything at the 609 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:24,520 {\an1}your chance to do anything at the start 610 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:24,760 {\an1}your chance to do anything at the start of 611 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:25,000 {\an1}your chance to do anything at the start of the 612 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:25,240 {\an1}your chance to do anything at the start of the show 613 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:25,480 {\an1}your chance to do anything at the start of the show and 614 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:25,720 {\an1}your chance to do anything at the start of the show and the 615 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:26,000 {\an1}your chance to do anything at the start of the show and the naughtiest 616 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:26,280 {\an1}start of the show and the naughtiest thing 617 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:26,520 {\an1}start of the show and the naughtiest thing you 618 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:26,760 {\an1}start of the show and the naughtiest thing you could 619 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:27,000 {\an1}start of the show and the naughtiest thing you could think 620 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:27,240 {\an1}start of the show and the naughtiest thing you could think of 621 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:27,480 {\an1}start of the show and the naughtiest thing you could think of was 622 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:27,760 {\an1}start of the show and the naughtiest thing you could think of was putting 623 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:28,040 {\an1}thing you could think of was putting on 624 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:28,280 {\an1}thing you could think of was putting on a 625 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:28,520 {\an1}thing you could think of was putting on a feather 626 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:28,760 {\an1}thing you could think of was putting on a feather boa 627 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:29,000 {\an1}thing you could think of was putting on a feather boa and 628 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:29,240 {\an1}thing you could think of was putting on a feather boa and letting 629 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:29,480 {\an1}thing you could think of was putting on a feather boa and letting of 630 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:29,760 {\an1}thing you could think of was putting on a feather boa and letting of a 631 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:30,040 {\an1}on a feather boa and letting of a party 632 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:30,280 {\an1}on a feather boa and letting of a party popper. 633 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:30,520 {\an1}- on a feather boa and letting of a party popper. - Both 634 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:30,760 {\an1}- on a feather boa and letting of a party popper. - Both of 635 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:31,000 {\an1}- on a feather boa and letting of a party popper. - Both of those 636 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:31,280 {\an1}- on a feather boa and letting of a party popper. - Both of those have 637 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:31,560 {\an1}- party popper. - Both of those have stopped 638 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,360 {\an1}- party popper. - Both of those have stopped me 639 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:32,600 {\an1}- party popper. - Both of those have stopped me getting 640 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:32,840 {\an1}- party popper. - Both of those have stopped me getting my 641 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,000 {\an1}- party popper. - Both of those have stopped me getting my Pip. 642 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:39,480 {\an1}- party popper. - Both of those have stopped me getting my Pip. APPLAUSE 643 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:39,760 {\an1}stopped me getting my Pip. APPLAUSE But 644 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,000 {\an1}stopped me getting my Pip. APPLAUSE But it 645 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:40,240 {\an1}stopped me getting my Pip. APPLAUSE But it wasn't 646 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:40,480 {\an1}stopped me getting my Pip. APPLAUSE But it wasn't just 647 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,400 {\an1}stopped me getting my Pip. APPLAUSE But it wasn't just you 648 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:41,640 {\an1}stopped me getting my Pip. APPLAUSE But it wasn't just you both 649 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:41,920 {\an1}stopped me getting my Pip. APPLAUSE But it wasn't just you both who 650 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:42,200 {\an1}But it wasn't just you both who thought 651 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:42,440 {\an1}But it wasn't just you both who thought it 652 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:42,680 {\an1}But it wasn't just you both who thought it was 653 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,200 {\an1}But it wasn't just you both who thought it was pathetic. 654 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,280 {\an1}Someone commented... 655 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:49,760 {\an1}"He seems OK that he will never be cool". 656 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,040 {\an1}Can 657 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:50,280 {\an1}Can I 658 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:50,520 {\an1}Can I also 659 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,840 {\an1}Can I also say 660 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:53,200 {\an1}Can I also say on 661 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:53,760 {\an1}Can I also say on that, 662 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:54,000 {\an1}Can I also say on that, Can 663 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 {\an1}Can I also say on that, Can You 664 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:55,240 {\an1}Can I also say on that, Can You Feel 665 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:55,480 {\an1}Can I also say on that, Can You Feel The 666 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:55,720 {\an1}Can I also say on that, Can You Feel The Love 667 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:55,960 {\an1}Can I also say on that, Can You Feel The Love Tonight, 668 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:56,200 {\an1}Can I also say on that, Can You Feel The Love Tonight, we 669 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:56,440 {\an1}Can I also say on that, Can You Feel The Love Tonight, we are 670 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:56,720 {\an1}Can I also say on that, Can You Feel The Love Tonight, we are all 671 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:57,000 {\an1}The Love Tonight, we are all thinking 672 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:57,240 {\an1}The Love Tonight, we are all thinking it, 673 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:57,480 {\an1}The Love Tonight, we are all thinking it, we 674 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:57,720 {\an1}The Love Tonight, we are all thinking it, we know 675 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:57,960 {\an1}The Love Tonight, we are all thinking it, we know why 676 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:58,200 {\an1}The Love Tonight, we are all thinking it, we know why you 677 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:58,480 {\an1}The Love Tonight, we are all thinking it, we know why you are 678 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:58,760 {\an1}thinking it, we know why you are putting 679 00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,000 {\an1}thinking it, we know why you are putting that 680 00:11:59,000 --> 00:11:59,880 {\an1}thinking it, we know why you are putting that on. 681 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:00,120 {\an1}thinking it, we know why you are putting that on. Come 682 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:00,360 {\an1}thinking it, we know why you are putting that on. Come on, 683 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:00,600 {\an1}thinking it, we know why you are putting that on. Come on, that 684 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:00,880 {\an1}thinking it, we know why you are putting that on. Come on, that is 685 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:01,160 {\an1}putting that on. Come on, that is your 686 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:01,400 {\an1}putting that on. Come on, that is your shagging 687 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,360 {\an1}putting that on. Come on, that is your shagging song, 688 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:02,600 {\an1}putting that on. Come on, that is your shagging song, isn't 689 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,880 {\an1}putting that on. Come on, that is your shagging song, isn't it? 690 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:04,120 {\an1}- putting that on. Come on, that is your shagging song, isn't it? - No, 691 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:04,840 {\an1}- putting that on. Come on, that is your shagging song, isn't it? - No, it 692 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:05,600 {\an1}- your shagging song, isn't it? - No, it goes 693 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:05,840 {\an1}- your shagging song, isn't it? - No, it goes on 694 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:06,080 {\an1}- your shagging song, isn't it? - No, it goes on for 695 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:06,760 {\an1}- your shagging song, isn't it? - No, it goes on for ages! 696 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,000 {\an1}- your shagging song, isn't it? - No, it goes on for ages! - I'm 697 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:07,400 {\an1}- your shagging song, isn't it? - No, it goes on for ages! - I'm a 698 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:07,640 {\an1}- your shagging song, isn't it? - No, it goes on for ages! - I'm a 21 699 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:07,920 {\an1}- your shagging song, isn't it? - No, it goes on for ages! - I'm a 21 Seconds 700 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,400 {\an1}- goes on for ages! - I'm a 21 Seconds man! 701 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,960 {\an1}- goes on for ages! - I'm a 21 Seconds man! APPLAUSE 702 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:16,560 {\an1}My other favourite comment was someone saying that I must 703 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:24,760 {\an1}have a sign in my kitchen saying "Live Laugh Love". 704 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:25,040 {\an1}I 705 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:25,400 {\an1}I don't 706 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:25,640 {\an1}I don't doubt 707 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,800 {\an1}I don't doubt it. 708 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,400 {\an1}I actually don't have one, but do have one saying "be 709 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,480 {\an1}careful of sharp knives". 710 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,720 {\an1}Should've got it sooner, in hindsight. 711 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:41,880 {\an1}But going to this Spotify Wrapped, you're mugging me off, Josh, 712 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:42,160 {\an1}I've 713 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:42,400 {\an1}I've never 714 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:42,760 {\an1}I've never done 715 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:43,000 {\an1}I've never done that 716 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:43,240 {\an1}I've never done that stop 717 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:43,480 {\an1}I've never done that stop what 718 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:43,720 {\an1}I've never done that stop what you've 719 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:43,960 {\an1}I've never done that stop what you've not 720 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:44,200 {\an1}I've never done that stop what you've not been 721 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:44,440 {\an1}I've never done that stop what you've not been happy 722 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:44,680 {\an1}I've never done that stop what you've not been happy with 723 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:44,920 {\an1}I've never done that stop what you've not been happy with it. 724 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:45,200 {\an1}I've never done that stop what you've not been happy with it. But 725 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:45,480 {\an1}you've not been happy with it. But you 726 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:45,720 {\an1}you've not been happy with it. But you mentioned 727 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:45,960 {\an1}you've not been happy with it. But you mentioned this 728 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,200 {\an1}you've not been happy with it. But you mentioned this last 729 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,240 {\an1}you've not been happy with it. But you mentioned this last week. 730 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,360 {\an1}Four of your top five songs were Sabrina Carpenter, 731 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,880 {\an1}you little pervert. 732 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:53,040 {\an1}She's 733 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:53,320 {\an1}She's the 734 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,080 {\an1}She's the greatest 735 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:54,280 {\an1}She's the greatest songwriter 736 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:54,600 {\an1}She's the greatest songwriter of 737 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:54,840 {\an1}She's the greatest songwriter of her 738 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,080 {\an1}She's the greatest songwriter of her generation. 739 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:55,320 {\an1}She's the greatest songwriter of her generation. Incredible. 740 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:55,560 {\an1}- She's the greatest songwriter of her generation. Incredible. - And 741 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:55,840 {\an1}- She's the greatest songwriter of her generation. Incredible. - And you've 742 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:56,120 {\an1}- generation. Incredible. - And you've never 743 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:56,360 {\an1}- generation. Incredible. - And you've never watched 744 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:56,600 {\an1}- generation. Incredible. - And you've never watched any 745 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:56,840 {\an1}- generation. Incredible. - And you've never watched any of 746 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:57,080 {\an1}- generation. Incredible. - And you've never watched any of the 747 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,160 {\an1}- generation. Incredible. - And you've never watched any of the videos? 748 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,000 {\an1}- generation. Incredible. - And you've never watched any of the videos? - You 749 00:12:59,000 --> 00:12:59,440 {\an1}- never watched any of the videos? - You don't 750 00:12:59,440 --> 00:12:59,680 {\an1}- never watched any of the videos? - You don't get 751 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:00,160 {\an1}- never watched any of the videos? - You don't get any 752 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:00,400 {\an1}- never watched any of the videos? - You don't get any videos 753 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:00,640 {\an1}- never watched any of the videos? - You don't get any videos on 754 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:00,880 {\an1}- never watched any of the videos? - You don't get any videos on Spotify, 755 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,160 {\an1}- never watched any of the videos? - You don't get any videos on Spotify, not 756 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:01,440 {\an1}don't get any videos on Spotify, not that 757 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:01,680 {\an1}don't get any videos on Spotify, not that I 758 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:01,920 {\an1}don't get any videos on Spotify, not that I do 759 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:02,160 {\an1}don't get any videos on Spotify, not that I do know 760 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:02,400 {\an1}don't get any videos on Spotify, not that I do know because 761 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:02,640 {\an1}don't get any videos on Spotify, not that I do know because I 762 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:02,920 {\an1}don't get any videos on Spotify, not that I do know because I haven't 763 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,440 {\an1}that I do know because I haven't looked! 764 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,360 {\an1}- that I do know because I haven't looked! - What 765 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:05,600 {\an1}- that I do know because I haven't looked! - What kind 766 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:05,840 {\an1}- that I do know because I haven't looked! - What kind of 767 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:06,080 {\an1}- that I do know because I haven't looked! - What kind of music 768 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:06,360 {\an1}- that I do know because I haven't looked! - What kind of music tastes 769 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:06,640 {\an1}- looked! - What kind of music tastes have 770 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:06,880 {\an1}- looked! - What kind of music tastes have you 771 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:07,600 {\an1}- looked! - What kind of music tastes have you got? 772 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:07,840 {\an1}- looked! - What kind of music tastes have you got? - Terrible, 773 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:08,080 {\an1}- looked! - What kind of music tastes have you got? - Terrible, but 774 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:08,200 {\an1}- looked! - What kind of music tastes have you got? - Terrible, but I 775 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:08,600 {\an1}- looked! - What kind of music tastes have you got? - Terrible, but I would 776 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:08,880 {\an1}- have you got? - Terrible, but I would say 777 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:09,120 {\an1}- have you got? - Terrible, but I would say in 778 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:09,400 {\an1}- have you got? - Terrible, but I would say in favour 779 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:09,640 {\an1}- have you got? - Terrible, but I would say in favour of 780 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:09,880 {\an1}- have you got? - Terrible, but I would say in favour of your 781 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:10,160 {\an1}- have you got? - Terrible, but I would say in favour of your Spotify, 782 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:10,960 {\an1}say in favour of your Spotify, because 783 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:11,200 {\an1}say in favour of your Spotify, because nobody 784 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:11,440 {\an1}say in favour of your Spotify, because nobody is 785 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:11,680 {\an1}say in favour of your Spotify, because nobody is getting 786 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:11,920 {\an1}say in favour of your Spotify, because nobody is getting paid, 787 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:12,200 {\an1}say in favour of your Spotify, because nobody is getting paid, the 788 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:12,640 {\an1}because nobody is getting paid, the artist 789 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:12,880 {\an1}because nobody is getting paid, the artist don't 790 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:13,120 {\an1}because nobody is getting paid, the artist don't get 791 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:13,360 {\an1}because nobody is getting paid, the artist don't get any 792 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:13,600 {\an1}because nobody is getting paid, the artist don't get any money, 793 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:13,840 {\an1}because nobody is getting paid, the artist don't get any money, at 794 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:14,120 {\an1}because nobody is getting paid, the artist don't get any money, at least 795 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:14,400 {\an1}artist don't get any money, at least you 796 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:14,640 {\an1}artist don't get any money, at least you have 797 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:14,880 {\an1}artist don't get any money, at least you have picked 798 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:15,120 {\an1}artist don't get any money, at least you have picked people 799 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:15,360 {\an1}artist don't get any money, at least you have picked people who 800 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:15,640 {\an1}artist don't get any money, at least you have picked people who aren't 801 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:15,920 {\an1}you have picked people who aren't together 802 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,160 {\an1}you have picked people who aren't together any 803 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:16,400 {\an1}you have picked people who aren't together any more 804 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:16,640 {\an1}you have picked people who aren't together any more so 805 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:16,880 {\an1}you have picked people who aren't together any more so they 806 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:17,120 {\an1}you have picked people who aren't together any more so they are 807 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:17,400 {\an1}you have picked people who aren't together any more so they are not 808 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:17,680 {\an1}together any more so they are not going 809 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:17,920 {\an1}together any more so they are not going to 810 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:18,160 {\an1}together any more so they are not going to miss 811 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:18,400 {\an1}together any more so they are not going to miss the 812 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:18,640 {\an1}together any more so they are not going to miss the money 813 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:18,880 {\an1}together any more so they are not going to miss the money because 814 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:19,160 {\an1}together any more so they are not going to miss the money because they 815 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:19,440 {\an1}going to miss the money because they were 816 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:19,680 {\an1}going to miss the money because they were tied 817 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:19,920 {\an1}going to miss the money because they were tied 20 818 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:20,160 {\an1}going to miss the money because they were tied 20 years 819 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,480 {\an1}going to miss the money because they were tied 20 years ago. 820 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:21,720 {\an1}- going to miss the money because they were tied 20 years ago. - Westlife 821 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,040 {\an1}- going to miss the money because they were tied 20 years ago. - Westlife are 822 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:23,200 {\an1}- were tied 20 years ago. - Westlife are performing 823 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:23,560 {\an1}- were tied 20 years ago. - Westlife are performing next 824 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:23,800 {\an1}- were tied 20 years ago. - Westlife are performing next year. 825 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:24,040 {\an1}- were tied 20 years ago. - Westlife are performing next year. I'm 826 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:24,280 {\an1}- were tied 20 years ago. - Westlife are performing next year. I'm going 827 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:24,560 {\an1}- were tied 20 years ago. - Westlife are performing next year. I'm going to 828 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:24,840 {\an1}performing next year. I'm going to see 829 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:25,080 {\an1}performing next year. I'm going to see them. 830 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:25,320 {\an1}- performing next year. I'm going to see them. - Are 831 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:25,560 {\an1}- performing next year. I'm going to see them. - Are they? 832 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:26,000 {\an1}- performing next year. I'm going to see them. - Are they? How 833 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:26,240 {\an1}- performing next year. I'm going to see them. - Are they? How would 834 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:26,520 {\an1}- performing next year. I'm going to see them. - Are they? How would I 835 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,880 {\an1}- see them. - Are they? How would I know? 836 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:30,120 {\an1}- see them. - Are they? How would I know? - What 837 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:30,360 {\an1}- see them. - Are they? How would I know? - What kind 838 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:30,600 {\an1}- see them. - Are they? How would I know? - What kind of 839 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:30,840 {\an1}- see them. - Are they? How would I know? - What kind of thing 840 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:31,080 {\an1}- see them. - Are they? How would I know? - What kind of thing you 841 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:31,360 {\an1}- see them. - Are they? How would I know? - What kind of thing you do, 842 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,160 {\an1}- know? - What kind of thing you do, though? 843 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:33,480 {\an1}- know? - What kind of thing you do, though? - Well, 844 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,160 {\an1}- know? - What kind of thing you do, though? - Well, it 845 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:34,400 {\an1}- know? - What kind of thing you do, though? - Well, it is 846 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:34,800 {\an1}- know? - What kind of thing you do, though? - Well, it is my 847 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,040 {\an1}- know? - What kind of thing you do, though? - Well, it is my daughter 848 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:35,320 {\an1}- know? - What kind of thing you do, though? - Well, it is my daughter that 849 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:35,600 {\an1}- though? - Well, it is my daughter that uses 850 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:35,840 {\an1}- though? - Well, it is my daughter that uses my 851 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:36,080 {\an1}- though? - Well, it is my daughter that uses my Spotify 852 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:36,320 {\an1}- though? - Well, it is my daughter that uses my Spotify so 853 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:36,560 {\an1}- though? - Well, it is my daughter that uses my Spotify so that 854 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:36,800 {\an1}- though? - Well, it is my daughter that uses my Spotify so that is 855 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:37,040 {\an1}- though? - Well, it is my daughter that uses my Spotify so that is my 856 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:37,320 {\an1}- though? - Well, it is my daughter that uses my Spotify so that is my excuse 857 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:37,600 {\an1}uses my Spotify so that is my excuse and 858 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:37,840 {\an1}uses my Spotify so that is my excuse and I'm 859 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:38,080 {\an1}uses my Spotify so that is my excuse and I'm sticking 860 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:38,320 {\an1}uses my Spotify so that is my excuse and I'm sticking to 861 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,400 {\an1}uses my Spotify so that is my excuse and I'm sticking to it. 862 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:40,640 {\an1}- uses my Spotify so that is my excuse and I'm sticking to it. - Can 863 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:40,880 {\an1}- uses my Spotify so that is my excuse and I'm sticking to it. - Can I 864 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:41,160 {\an1}- uses my Spotify so that is my excuse and I'm sticking to it. - Can I revert 865 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:41,440 {\an1}- and I'm sticking to it. - Can I revert to 866 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:41,680 {\an1}- and I'm sticking to it. - Can I revert to that 867 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:41,920 {\an1}- and I'm sticking to it. - Can I revert to that excuse 868 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:42,160 {\an1}- and I'm sticking to it. - Can I revert to that excuse for 869 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:42,400 {\an1}- and I'm sticking to it. - Can I revert to that excuse for mine 870 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:42,640 {\an1}- and I'm sticking to it. - Can I revert to that excuse for mine as 871 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:42,920 {\an1}- and I'm sticking to it. - Can I revert to that excuse for mine as well? 872 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,360 {\an1}- to that excuse for mine as well? - Yeah. 873 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:45,600 {\an1}- to that excuse for mine as well? - Yeah. But 874 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,160 {\an1}- to that excuse for mine as well? - Yeah. But I 875 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:46,480 {\an1}- to that excuse for mine as well? - Yeah. But I stand 876 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:46,720 {\an1}- to that excuse for mine as well? - Yeah. But I stand by 877 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:46,960 {\an1}- to that excuse for mine as well? - Yeah. But I stand by my 878 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,400 {\an1}- to that excuse for mine as well? - Yeah. But I stand by my music 879 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:47,680 {\an1}Yeah. But I stand by my music selection 880 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:47,920 {\an1}Yeah. But I stand by my music selection so 881 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:48,160 {\an1}Yeah. But I stand by my music selection so much 882 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:48,400 {\an1}Yeah. But I stand by my music selection so much I've 883 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:48,640 {\an1}Yeah. But I stand by my music selection so much I've decided 884 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:49,440 {\an1}Yeah. But I stand by my music selection so much I've decided to 885 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:49,800 {\an1}selection so much I've decided to change 886 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,040 {\an1}selection so much I've decided to change Adam's 887 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:50,280 {\an1}selection so much I've decided to change Adam's buttons 888 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:50,520 {\an1}selection so much I've decided to change Adam's buttons as 889 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:50,760 {\an1}selection so much I've decided to change Adam's buttons as a 890 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:50,880 {\an1}selection so much I've decided to change Adam's buttons as a little 891 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:51,640 {\an1}change Adam's buttons as a little treat 892 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:51,880 {\an1}change Adam's buttons as a little treat when 893 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:52,120 {\an1}change Adam's buttons as a little treat when he 894 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:52,360 {\an1}change Adam's buttons as a little treat when he gets 895 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:52,640 {\an1}change Adam's buttons as a little treat when he gets back. 896 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:52,880 {\an1}change Adam's buttons as a little treat when he gets back. Let's 897 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:53,160 {\an1}change Adam's buttons as a little treat when he gets back. Let's have 898 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:53,440 {\an1}treat when he gets back. Let's have a 899 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:53,680 {\an1}treat when he gets back. Let's have a go. 900 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:53,920 {\an1}treat when he gets back. Let's have a go. This 901 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:54,040 {\an1}treat when he gets back. Let's have a go. This is 902 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:54,400 {\an1}treat when he gets back. Let's have a go. This is the 903 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:54,640 {\an1}treat when he gets back. Let's have a go. This is the first 904 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,000 {\an1}treat when he gets back. Let's have a go. This is the first one. 905 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,320 {\an1}MUSIC: I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys. 906 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:00,600 {\an1}Honestly, 907 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:00,840 {\an1}Honestly, he's 908 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,080 {\an1}Honestly, he's going 909 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:01,320 {\an1}Honestly, he's going to 910 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:01,560 {\an1}Honestly, he's going to love 911 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:01,800 {\an1}Honestly, he's going to love it 912 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,040 {\an1}Honestly, he's going to love it when 913 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:02,280 {\an1}Honestly, he's going to love it when he 914 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:02,520 {\an1}Honestly, he's going to love it when he tries 915 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:02,760 {\an1}Honestly, he's going to love it when he tries to 916 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:03,800 {\an1}Honestly, he's going to love it when he tries to make 917 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,040 {\an1}Honestly, he's going to love it when he tries to make a 918 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:04,320 {\an1}Honestly, he's going to love it when he tries to make a political 919 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:04,600 {\an1}he tries to make a political comment, 920 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:04,840 {\an1}he tries to make a political comment, punctuated 921 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:05,080 {\an1}he tries to make a political comment, punctuated by 922 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:05,720 {\an1}he tries to make a political comment, punctuated by this. 923 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:13,120 {\an1}MUSIC: If You're Getting Down by 5ive. 924 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:13,400 {\an1}And 925 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:13,640 {\an1}And ready 926 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:13,880 {\an1}And ready for 927 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:14,120 {\an1}And ready for the 928 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:14,360 {\an1}And ready for the next 929 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,080 {\an1}And ready for the next Paralympics... 930 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:20,000 {\an1}MUSIC: Flying Without Wings by Westlife. 931 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:25,400 {\an1}Beautiful. 932 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:25,640 {\an1}- Beautiful. - And 933 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:25,880 {\an1}- Beautiful. - And what 934 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:26,120 {\an1}- Beautiful. - And what is 935 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:26,360 {\an1}- Beautiful. - And what is the 936 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:26,600 {\an1}- Beautiful. - And what is the fourth 937 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:32,760 {\an1}- Beautiful. - And what is the fourth button? 938 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,760 {\an1}- Beautiful. - And what is the fourth button? - A 939 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,000 {\an1}- Beautiful. - And what is the fourth button? - A turd 940 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:34,240 {\an1}- Beautiful. - And what is the fourth button? - A turd the 941 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:34,480 {\an1}- Beautiful. - And what is the fourth button? - A turd the size 942 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:34,760 {\an1}- Beautiful. - And what is the fourth button? - A turd the size of 943 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:35,040 {\an1}- button? - A turd the size of Disneyland 944 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:35,280 {\an1}- button? - A turd the size of Disneyland Paris. 945 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:35,520 {\an1}- button? - A turd the size of Disneyland Paris. - We 946 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:35,760 {\an1}- button? - A turd the size of Disneyland Paris. - We ran 947 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,000 {\an1}- button? - A turd the size of Disneyland Paris. - We ran out 948 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,280 {\an1}- button? - A turd the size of Disneyland Paris. - We ran out of 949 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:36,560 {\an1}- Disneyland Paris. - We ran out of money 950 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:36,800 {\an1}- Disneyland Paris. - We ran out of money to 951 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,040 {\an1}- Disneyland Paris. - We ran out of money to clear 952 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:37,280 {\an1}- Disneyland Paris. - We ran out of money to clear any 953 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:37,520 {\an1}- Disneyland Paris. - We ran out of money to clear any more 954 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,120 {\an1}- Disneyland Paris. - We ran out of money to clear any more clips. 955 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,040 {\an1}Onto the big news now and Michael asked... 956 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,240 {\an1}"#Isitok that I am proud of Australia for banning 957 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,320 {\an1}social media access to children, let's hope the rest 958 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,440 {\an1}of the world follows"? 959 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,080 {\an1}Yes, usually, news from Australia is less 960 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,280 {\an1}Down Under and more akin with the Upside Down, 961 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,200 {\an1}but this week, they've done something quite radical. 962 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,800 {\an1}As of Wednesday, all the major social media platforms have had 963 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,760 {\an1}to take steps to remove any users under the age of 16. 964 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,880 {\an1}And the worst thing is they're not even old enough to buy cigarettes 965 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,440 {\an1}to calm their nerves. 966 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:06,920 {\an1}Jon, Josh - how do you feel about this ban? 967 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:07,200 {\an1}I 968 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:07,440 {\an1}I think 969 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:07,680 {\an1}I think it 970 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:07,920 {\an1}I think it is 971 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:08,160 {\an1}I think it is a 972 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:08,400 {\an1}I think it is a great 973 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,600 {\an1}I think it is a great idea. 974 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,080 {\an1}I think it is a great idea. I 975 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,960 {\an1}I think it is a great idea. I think... 976 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:13,200 {\an1}I think it is a great idea. I think... I 977 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:13,560 {\an1}I think it is a great idea. I think... I think 978 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:13,800 {\an1}I think it is a great idea. I think... I think that 979 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:14,120 {\an1}I think it is a great idea. I think... I think that it 980 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:14,360 {\an1}I think it is a great idea. I think... I think that it is 981 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:14,600 {\an1}I think it is a great idea. I think... I think that it is a 982 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:14,880 {\an1}I think it is a great idea. I think... I think that it is a bit 983 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,160 {\an1}think... I think that it is a bit weird 984 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:15,400 {\an1}think... I think that it is a bit weird that 985 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:15,640 {\an1}think... I think that it is a bit weird that the 986 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:15,880 {\an1}think... I think that it is a bit weird that the only 987 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:16,120 {\an1}think... I think that it is a bit weird that the only week 988 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:16,360 {\an1}think... I think that it is a bit weird that the only week in 989 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:16,600 {\an1}think... I think that it is a bit weird that the only week in 13 990 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:16,880 {\an1}think... I think that it is a bit weird that the only week in 13 years 991 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:17,760 {\an1}weird that the only week in 13 years when 992 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:18,000 {\an1}weird that the only week in 13 years when we 993 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,240 {\an1}weird that the only week in 13 years when we are 994 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:18,480 {\an1}weird that the only week in 13 years when we are praising 995 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:18,720 {\an1}weird that the only week in 13 years when we are praising Australia 996 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,000 {\an1}weird that the only week in 13 years when we are praising Australia is 997 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:19,280 {\an1}when we are praising Australia is the 998 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:19,520 {\an1}when we are praising Australia is the week 999 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:19,760 {\an1}when we are praising Australia is the week that 1000 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:20,000 {\an1}when we are praising Australia is the week that Adam 1001 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:20,240 {\an1}when we are praising Australia is the week that Adam is 1002 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,040 {\an1}when we are praising Australia is the week that Adam is away. 1003 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:21,320 {\an1}- when we are praising Australia is the week that Adam is away. - Wait 1004 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:21,600 {\an1}- the week that Adam is away. - Wait until 1005 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:21,840 {\an1}- the week that Adam is away. - Wait until the 1006 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:22,080 {\an1}- the week that Adam is away. - Wait until the ashes 1007 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:22,320 {\an1}- the week that Adam is away. - Wait until the ashes finishes 1008 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:22,560 {\an1}- the week that Adam is away. - Wait until the ashes finishes next 1009 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,400 {\an1}- the week that Adam is away. - Wait until the ashes finishes next week. 1010 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:25,960 {\an1}- until the ashes finishes next week. - And 1011 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:26,200 {\an1}- until the ashes finishes next week. - And also, 1012 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:26,440 {\an1}- until the ashes finishes next week. - And also, I 1013 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:27,000 {\an1}- until the ashes finishes next week. - And also, I would 1014 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 {\an1}- until the ashes finishes next week. - And also, I would totally 1015 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:28,240 {\an1}- until the ashes finishes next week. - And also, I would totally ban 1016 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:28,520 {\an1}- until the ashes finishes next week. - And also, I would totally ban social 1017 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:28,800 {\an1}And also, I would totally ban social media 1018 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:29,040 {\an1}And also, I would totally ban social media for 1019 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:29,280 {\an1}And also, I would totally ban social media for under 1020 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:29,600 {\an1}And also, I would totally ban social media for under 16s 1021 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:29,840 {\an1}And also, I would totally ban social media for under 16s with 1022 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:30,080 {\an1}And also, I would totally ban social media for under 16s with a 1023 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:30,640 {\an1}And also, I would totally ban social media for under 16s with a caveat, 1024 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,040 {\an1}media for under 16s with a caveat, unless 1025 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:31,280 {\an1}media for under 16s with a caveat, unless they 1026 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:31,520 {\an1}media for under 16s with a caveat, unless they are 1027 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:31,760 {\an1}media for under 16s with a caveat, unless they are being 1028 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:32,000 {\an1}media for under 16s with a caveat, unless they are being difficult 1029 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:32,280 {\an1}media for under 16s with a caveat, unless they are being difficult and 1030 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:32,560 {\an1}unless they are being difficult and you 1031 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:32,800 {\an1}unless they are being difficult and you want 1032 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:33,040 {\an1}unless they are being difficult and you want a 1033 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:33,280 {\an1}unless they are being difficult and you want a bit 1034 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:33,520 {\an1}unless they are being difficult and you want a bit of 1035 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:33,760 {\an1}unless they are being difficult and you want a bit of a 1036 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:34,920 {\an1}unless they are being difficult and you want a bit of a rest. 1037 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:38,280 {\an1}The hope is that it'll stop young people from meeting men in their 40s 1038 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:44,600 {\an1}online whose Spotify Top 5 are Sabrina Carpenter songs. 1039 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:49,560 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1040 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,720 {\an1}One drawback is for kids who live in isolated areas. 1041 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,400 {\an1}Some people's closest neighbour lives about 50 miles away, so it's 1042 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,560 {\an1}the best way to communicate. 1043 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:04,120 {\an1}How much of a concern is that, do you think? 1044 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:04,400 {\an1}It's 1045 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:04,760 {\an1}It's the 1046 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,160 {\an1}It's the best 1047 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:05,400 {\an1}It's the best way 1048 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,200 {\an1}It's the best way to 1049 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:06,440 {\an1}It's the best way to communicate 1050 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:06,680 {\an1}It's the best way to communicate for 1051 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:06,920 {\an1}It's the best way to communicate for everyone. 1052 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:07,160 {\an1}- It's the best way to communicate for everyone. - There's 1053 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:07,640 {\an1}- It's the best way to communicate for everyone. - There's nothing 1054 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,200 {\an1}- It's the best way to communicate for everyone. - There's nothing wrong 1055 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:08,480 {\an1}- It's the best way to communicate for everyone. - There's nothing wrong with 1056 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:08,760 {\an1}- everyone. - There's nothing wrong with social 1057 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:09,040 {\an1}- everyone. - There's nothing wrong with social media. 1058 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:09,680 {\an1}- everyone. - There's nothing wrong with social media. It 1059 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:09,920 {\an1}- everyone. - There's nothing wrong with social media. It is 1060 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:10,160 {\an1}- everyone. - There's nothing wrong with social media. It is the 1061 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:10,400 {\an1}- everyone. - There's nothing wrong with social media. It is the adults, 1062 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:10,680 {\an1}- everyone. - There's nothing wrong with social media. It is the adults, we 1063 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:10,960 {\an1}social media. It is the adults, we have 1064 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:11,200 {\an1}social media. It is the adults, we have failed 1065 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:11,440 {\an1}social media. It is the adults, we have failed to 1066 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:11,680 {\an1}social media. It is the adults, we have failed to ask 1067 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:11,920 {\an1}social media. It is the adults, we have failed to ask the 1068 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:12,160 {\an1}social media. It is the adults, we have failed to ask the companies 1069 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:12,440 {\an1}social media. It is the adults, we have failed to ask the companies to 1070 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:12,720 {\an1}have failed to ask the companies to regulate 1071 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:12,960 {\an1}have failed to ask the companies to regulate what 1072 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:13,200 {\an1}have failed to ask the companies to regulate what is 1073 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:13,440 {\an1}have failed to ask the companies to regulate what is on 1074 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:13,680 {\an1}have failed to ask the companies to regulate what is on there. 1075 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:13,920 {\an1}have failed to ask the companies to regulate what is on there. We 1076 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:14,200 {\an1}have failed to ask the companies to regulate what is on there. We are 1077 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:14,480 {\an1}regulate what is on there. We are addicted 1078 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:14,720 {\an1}regulate what is on there. We are addicted to 1079 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:14,960 {\an1}regulate what is on there. We are addicted to it, 1080 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:15,200 {\an1}regulate what is on there. We are addicted to it, it 1081 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:15,440 {\an1}regulate what is on there. We are addicted to it, it is 1082 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:15,680 {\an1}regulate what is on there. We are addicted to it, it is adult 1083 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:15,960 {\an1}regulate what is on there. We are addicted to it, it is adult finding 1084 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:16,240 {\an1}addicted to it, it is adult finding a 1085 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:16,480 {\an1}addicted to it, it is adult finding a product 1086 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:16,720 {\an1}addicted to it, it is adult finding a product we 1087 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:16,960 {\an1}addicted to it, it is adult finding a product we are 1088 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:17,200 {\an1}addicted to it, it is adult finding a product we are addicted 1089 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,240 {\an1}addicted to it, it is adult finding a product we are addicted to. 1090 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:18,640 {\an1}addicted to it, it is adult finding a product we are addicted to. I 1091 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:18,920 {\an1}a product we are addicted to. I don't 1092 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:19,160 {\an1}a product we are addicted to. I don't want 1093 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:19,400 {\an1}a product we are addicted to. I don't want you 1094 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:19,640 {\an1}a product we are addicted to. I don't want you on 1095 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:19,880 {\an1}a product we are addicted to. I don't want you on your 1096 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:20,120 {\an1}a product we are addicted to. I don't want you on your phone 1097 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:20,360 {\an1}a product we are addicted to. I don't want you on your phone all 1098 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:20,640 {\an1}a product we are addicted to. I don't want you on your phone all the 1099 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:20,920 {\an1}don't want you on your phone all the time 1100 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:21,160 {\an1}don't want you on your phone all the time because 1101 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:21,400 {\an1}don't want you on your phone all the time because I 1102 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:21,640 {\an1}don't want you on your phone all the time because I need 1103 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,400 {\an1}don't want you on your phone all the time because I need it. 1104 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:22,680 {\an1}- don't want you on your phone all the time because I need it. - If 1105 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:23,400 {\an1}- don't want you on your phone all the time because I need it. - If they 1106 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:23,680 {\an1}- don't want you on your phone all the time because I need it. - If they are 1107 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:23,960 {\an1}- time because I need it. - If they are 50 1108 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:24,200 {\an1}- time because I need it. - If they are 50 miles 1109 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:24,440 {\an1}- time because I need it. - If they are 50 miles away, 1110 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,000 {\an1}- time because I need it. - If they are 50 miles away, you 1111 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:25,640 {\an1}- time because I need it. - If they are 50 miles away, you can't 1112 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:25,880 {\an1}- time because I need it. - If they are 50 miles away, you can't use 1113 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,160 {\an1}- time because I need it. - If they are 50 miles away, you can't use the 1114 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:26,440 {\an1}50 miles away, you can't use the phrase, 1115 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:26,680 {\an1}50 miles away, you can't use the phrase, my 1116 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:26,920 {\an1}50 miles away, you can't use the phrase, my nearest 1117 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:27,160 {\an1}50 miles away, you can't use the phrase, my nearest neighbour. 1118 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:27,440 {\an1}50 miles away, you can't use the phrase, my nearest neighbour. They 1119 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:31,360 {\an1}phrase, my nearest neighbour. They are 1120 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:31,600 {\an1}phrase, my nearest neighbour. They are not 1121 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:31,840 {\an1}phrase, my nearest neighbour. They are not your 1122 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:32,080 {\an1}phrase, my nearest neighbour. They are not your neighbour. 1123 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:32,360 {\an1}phrase, my nearest neighbour. They are not your neighbour. Neighbours 1124 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:32,640 {\an1}are not your neighbour. Neighbours was 1125 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,000 {\an1}are not your neighbour. Neighbours was set 1126 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:33,240 {\an1}are not your neighbour. Neighbours was set in 1127 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:33,480 {\an1}are not your neighbour. Neighbours was set in Australia 1128 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:33,720 {\an1}are not your neighbour. Neighbours was set in Australia and 1129 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:33,960 {\an1}are not your neighbour. Neighbours was set in Australia and Scott 1130 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:34,240 {\an1}are not your neighbour. Neighbours was set in Australia and Scott and 1131 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:34,680 {\an1}was set in Australia and Scott and Charlene 1132 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:34,920 {\an1}was set in Australia and Scott and Charlene went 1133 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,160 {\an1}was set in Australia and Scott and Charlene went 50 1134 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:35,400 {\an1}was set in Australia and Scott and Charlene went 50 miles 1135 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:35,640 {\an1}was set in Australia and Scott and Charlene went 50 miles away. 1136 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:35,880 {\an1}was set in Australia and Scott and Charlene went 50 miles away. It 1137 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,120 {\an1}was set in Australia and Scott and Charlene went 50 miles away. It is 1138 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:36,400 {\an1}was set in Australia and Scott and Charlene went 50 miles away. It is a 1139 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:36,680 {\an1}Charlene went 50 miles away. It is a nightmare 1140 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:36,800 {\an1}Charlene went 50 miles away. It is a nightmare on 1141 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,160 {\an1}Charlene went 50 miles away. It is a nightmare on trick 1142 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:37,400 {\an1}Charlene went 50 miles away. It is a nightmare on trick and 1143 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,000 {\an1}Charlene went 50 miles away. It is a nightmare on trick and treat 1144 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:40,280 {\an1}Charlene went 50 miles away. It is a nightmare on trick and treat when 1145 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:40,560 {\an1}nightmare on trick and treat when you 1146 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:40,800 {\an1}nightmare on trick and treat when you walk 1147 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,040 {\an1}nightmare on trick and treat when you walk 50 1148 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:41,280 {\an1}nightmare on trick and treat when you walk 50 miles 1149 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:41,520 {\an1}nightmare on trick and treat when you walk 50 miles to 1150 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:41,760 {\an1}nightmare on trick and treat when you walk 50 miles to get 1151 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:42,000 {\an1}nightmare on trick and treat when you walk 50 miles to get a 1152 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,280 {\an1}nightmare on trick and treat when you walk 50 miles to get a lollipop 1153 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:42,560 {\an1}you walk 50 miles to get a lollipop stop 1154 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:42,800 {\an1}you walk 50 miles to get a lollipop stop what 1155 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,040 {\an1}you walk 50 miles to get a lollipop stop what we 1156 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:43,280 {\an1}you walk 50 miles to get a lollipop stop what we were 1157 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:43,520 {\an1}you walk 50 miles to get a lollipop stop what we were out 1158 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:43,760 {\an1}you walk 50 miles to get a lollipop stop what we were out for 1159 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:44,040 {\an1}you walk 50 miles to get a lollipop stop what we were out for four 1160 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:44,320 {\an1}stop what we were out for four hours, 1161 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:44,560 {\an1}stop what we were out for four hours, we 1162 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:44,800 {\an1}stop what we were out for four hours, we only 1163 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,040 {\an1}stop what we were out for four hours, we only did 1164 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:45,280 {\an1}stop what we were out for four hours, we only did one 1165 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:45,440 {\an1}stop what we were out for four hours, we only did one house. 1166 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,320 {\an1}Under 16s have been banned from Facebook, Instagram, 1167 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,720 {\an1}Threads, X, YouTube, Snapchat, Reddit, Kick, 1168 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,840 {\an1}Twitch and TikTok. 1169 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,600 {\an1}Is there any of those you'd struggle to live without? 1170 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,160 {\an1}Well, 1171 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:54,400 {\an1}Well, I 1172 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,000 {\an1}Well, I am 1173 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,720 {\an1}Well, I am going 1174 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:56,960 {\an1}Well, I am going to 1175 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:57,200 {\an1}Well, I am going to say 1176 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:57,440 {\an1}Well, I am going to say it, 1177 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:57,680 {\an1}Well, I am going to say it, Threads 1178 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:57,920 {\an1}Well, I am going to say it, Threads are 1179 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:58,160 {\an1}Well, I am going to say it, Threads are fucking 1180 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:58,400 {\an1}Well, I am going to say it, Threads are fucking lucky 1181 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,800 {\an1}Well, I am going to say it, Threads are fucking lucky to 1182 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:00,240 {\an1}Well, I am going to say it, Threads are fucking lucky to be 1183 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:00,360 {\an1}Well, I am going to say it, Threads are fucking lucky to be on 1184 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:00,760 {\an1}Well, I am going to say it, Threads are fucking lucky to be on that 1185 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:01,200 {\an1}are fucking lucky to be on that list. 1186 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,000 {\an1}are fucking lucky to be on that list. Everybody 1187 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,240 {\an1}are fucking lucky to be on that list. Everybody banned 1188 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:02,520 {\an1}are fucking lucky to be on that list. Everybody banned themselves 1189 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:02,800 {\an1}list. Everybody banned themselves from 1190 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,040 {\an1}list. Everybody banned themselves from Threads 1191 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:03,280 {\an1}list. Everybody banned themselves from Threads 48 1192 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:03,520 {\an1}list. Everybody banned themselves from Threads 48 hours 1193 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:03,920 {\an1}list. Everybody banned themselves from Threads 48 hours in! 1194 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:08,120 {\an1}To be honest, I don't think people over 16 should be on Twitch. 1195 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:08,400 {\an1}That's 1196 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:08,640 {\an1}That's the 1197 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:08,880 {\an1}That's the streaming 1198 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:09,720 {\an1}That's the streaming on. 1199 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:09,960 {\an1}- That's the streaming on. - Yeah, 1200 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:10,200 {\an1}- That's the streaming on. - Yeah, no 1201 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:10,440 {\an1}- That's the streaming on. - Yeah, no one 1202 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:10,680 {\an1}- That's the streaming on. - Yeah, no one should 1203 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:10,920 {\an1}- That's the streaming on. - Yeah, no one should be 1204 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:11,160 {\an1}- That's the streaming on. - Yeah, no one should be on 1205 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,240 {\an1}- That's the streaming on. - Yeah, no one should be on that. 1206 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:12,480 {\an1}- That's the streaming on. - Yeah, no one should be on that. - What 1207 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:12,720 {\an1}- That's the streaming on. - Yeah, no one should be on that. - What is 1208 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,000 {\an1}- That's the streaming on. - Yeah, no one should be on that. - What is Kick? 1209 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,280 {\an1}- one should be on that. - What is Kick? - Snapchat 1210 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:15,720 {\an1}- one should be on that. - What is Kick? - Snapchat in 1211 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:16,200 {\an1}- one should be on that. - What is Kick? - Snapchat in Australia 1212 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:16,440 {\an1}- one should be on that. - What is Kick? - Snapchat in Australia is 1213 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:16,680 {\an1}- one should be on that. - What is Kick? - Snapchat in Australia is how 1214 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:16,960 {\an1}- one should be on that. - What is Kick? - Snapchat in Australia is how they 1215 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:17,240 {\an1}Snapchat in Australia is how they check 1216 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:17,480 {\an1}Snapchat in Australia is how they check while 1217 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:17,720 {\an1}Snapchat in Australia is how they check while the 1218 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:17,960 {\an1}Snapchat in Australia is how they check while the crocodiles 1219 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:18,200 {\an1}Snapchat in Australia is how they check while the crocodiles are 1220 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:18,480 {\an1}Snapchat in Australia is how they check while the crocodiles are isn't 1221 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:22,240 {\an1}check while the crocodiles are isn't it? 1222 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:22,520 {\an1}- it? - # 1223 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:22,760 {\an1}- it? - # Tell 1224 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,000 {\an1}- it? - # Tell me 1225 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,440 {\an1}- it? - # Tell me why... 1226 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,800 {\an1}Teenagers are already getting around the ban if they look 1227 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,880 {\an1}older than they are. 1228 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,520 {\an1}Much like back in our day when you could buy cider 1229 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:37,120 {\an1}from the offy if you had a bum fluff moustache. 1230 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:37,400 {\an1}No, 1231 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:37,640 {\an1}No, I 1232 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:37,880 {\an1}No, I never 1233 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,120 {\an1}No, I never manage 1234 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:38,360 {\an1}No, I never manage that! 1235 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:38,600 {\an1}No, I never manage that! I'm 1236 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:38,840 {\an1}No, I never manage that! I'm still 1237 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:39,080 {\an1}No, I never manage that! I'm still waiting 1238 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:39,320 {\an1}No, I never manage that! I'm still waiting for 1239 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:39,480 {\an1}No, I never manage that! I'm still waiting for that. 1240 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:44,000 {\an1}Take a look at this insightful clip. 1241 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:44,280 {\an1}What 1242 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:44,520 {\an1}What about 1243 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:44,760 {\an1}What about you? 1244 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,000 {\an1}What about you? Are 1245 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:45,240 {\an1}What about you? Are you 1246 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:45,480 {\an1}What about you? Are you going 1247 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:45,720 {\an1}What about you? Are you going to 1248 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:45,960 {\an1}What about you? Are you going to miss 1249 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:46,200 {\an1}What about you? Are you going to miss your 1250 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:46,440 {\an1}What about you? Are you going to miss your social 1251 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,400 {\an1}What about you? Are you going to miss your social media? 1252 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:47,640 {\an1}- What about you? Are you going to miss your social media? - I'm 1253 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:47,920 {\an1}- What about you? Are you going to miss your social media? - I'm not 1254 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:48,800 {\an1}- miss your social media? - I'm not removing 1255 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,040 {\an1}- miss your social media? - I'm not removing anything, 1256 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:49,280 {\an1}- miss your social media? - I'm not removing anything, the 1257 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:49,520 {\an1}- miss your social media? - I'm not removing anything, the band 1258 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:49,800 {\an1}- miss your social media? - I'm not removing anything, the band hasn't 1259 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:50,280 {\an1}removing anything, the band hasn't worked. 1260 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:50,600 {\an1}- removing anything, the band hasn't worked. - Why 1261 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:50,840 {\an1}- removing anything, the band hasn't worked. - Why is 1262 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:51,480 {\an1}- removing anything, the band hasn't worked. - Why is that? 1263 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:51,720 {\an1}- removing anything, the band hasn't worked. - Why is that? - Because 1264 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:51,920 {\an1}- removing anything, the band hasn't worked. - Why is that? - Because my 1265 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,360 {\an1}- worked. - Why is that? - Because my camera 1266 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:52,600 {\an1}- worked. - Why is that? - Because my camera is 1267 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:52,840 {\an1}- worked. - Why is that? - Because my camera is terrible 1268 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:53,080 {\an1}- worked. - Why is that? - Because my camera is terrible so 1269 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:53,320 {\an1}- worked. - Why is that? - Because my camera is terrible so they 1270 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:53,560 {\an1}- worked. - Why is that? - Because my camera is terrible so they think 1271 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:53,840 {\an1}- worked. - Why is that? - Because my camera is terrible so they think I'm 1272 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,280 {\an1}camera is terrible so they think I'm 16. 1273 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,760 {\an1}camera is terrible so they think I'm 16. I 1274 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:57,000 {\an1}camera is terrible so they think I'm 16. I mean, 1275 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:57,240 {\an1}camera is terrible so they think I'm 16. I mean, that 1276 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:57,480 {\an1}camera is terrible so they think I'm 16. I mean, that kid 1277 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:57,720 {\an1}camera is terrible so they think I'm 16. I mean, that kid at 1278 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,000 {\an1}camera is terrible so they think I'm 16. I mean, that kid at the 1279 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,640 {\an1}16. I mean, that kid at the bottom... 1280 00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:58,880 {\an1}16. I mean, that kid at the bottom... They 1281 00:17:58,880 --> 00:17:59,120 {\an1}16. I mean, that kid at the bottom... They get 1282 00:17:59,120 --> 00:17:59,360 {\an1}16. I mean, that kid at the bottom... They get at 1283 00:17:59,360 --> 00:17:59,480 {\an1}16. I mean, that kid at the bottom... They get at the 1284 00:17:59,480 --> 00:17:59,840 {\an1}16. I mean, that kid at the bottom... They get at the top, 1285 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,120 {\an1}16. I mean, that kid at the bottom... They get at the top, but 1286 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:00,400 {\an1}bottom... They get at the top, but there 1287 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:00,640 {\an1}bottom... They get at the top, but there were 1288 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:00,880 {\an1}bottom... They get at the top, but there were at 1289 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:01,120 {\an1}bottom... They get at the top, but there were at the 1290 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:01,360 {\an1}bottom... They get at the top, but there were at the bottom, 1291 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:01,600 {\an1}bottom... They get at the top, but there were at the bottom, there 1292 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:01,880 {\an1}bottom... They get at the top, but there were at the bottom, there is 1293 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,160 {\an1}there were at the bottom, there is no 1294 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:02,400 {\an1}there were at the bottom, there is no way. 1295 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,320 {\an1}- there were at the bottom, there is no way. - He 1296 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:05,560 {\an1}- there were at the bottom, there is no way. - He can 1297 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:05,800 {\an1}- there were at the bottom, there is no way. - He can be 1298 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,040 {\an1}- there were at the bottom, there is no way. - He can be mistaken 1299 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:06,280 {\an1}- there were at the bottom, there is no way. - He can be mistaken for 1300 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:06,560 {\an1}- there were at the bottom, there is no way. - He can be mistaken for over 1301 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,000 {\an1}- no way. - He can be mistaken for over 16. 1302 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,240 {\an1}- no way. - He can be mistaken for over 16. - The 1303 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:07,480 {\an1}- no way. - He can be mistaken for over 16. - The one 1304 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:07,720 {\an1}- no way. - He can be mistaken for over 16. - The one at 1305 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:08,640 {\an1}- no way. - He can be mistaken for over 16. - The one at the 1306 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:08,880 {\an1}- no way. - He can be mistaken for over 16. - The one at the bottom 1307 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:09,120 {\an1}- no way. - He can be mistaken for over 16. - The one at the bottom is 1308 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:09,400 {\an1}- no way. - He can be mistaken for over 16. - The one at the bottom is me, 1309 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:09,680 {\an1}- 16. - The one at the bottom is me, fuck 1310 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:10,800 {\an1}- 16. - The one at the bottom is me, fuck off! 1311 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,960 {\an1}Those kids don't seem that bothered, but in fairness, 1312 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,320 {\an1}they live in a country where everything from the sun 1313 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,040 {\an1}to plants is trying to kill you. 1314 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:20,640 {\an1}Hashtags are the least of their worries. 1315 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:20,840 {\an1}And 1316 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:21,200 {\an1}And also, 1317 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:21,440 {\an1}And also, kids 1318 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:21,800 {\an1}And also, kids will 1319 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,200 {\an1}And also, kids will always 1320 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:22,440 {\an1}And also, kids will always find 1321 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:22,680 {\an1}And also, kids will always find a 1322 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:22,920 {\an1}And also, kids will always find a workaround. 1323 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:23,200 {\an1}And also, kids will always find a workaround. They 1324 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:23,440 {\an1}And also, kids will always find a workaround. They will 1325 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:23,680 {\an1}And also, kids will always find a workaround. They will all 1326 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:23,920 {\an1}And also, kids will always find a workaround. They will all be 1327 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:24,200 {\an1}And also, kids will always find a workaround. They will all be on 1328 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:24,480 {\an1}workaround. They will all be on LinkedIn 1329 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:24,720 {\an1}workaround. They will all be on LinkedIn before 1330 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:24,960 {\an1}workaround. They will all be on LinkedIn before you 1331 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:25,200 {\an1}workaround. They will all be on LinkedIn before you know 1332 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:31,080 {\an1}workaround. They will all be on LinkedIn before you know it. 1333 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:31,360 {\an1}- workaround. They will all be on LinkedIn before you know it. - Sorry, 1334 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:31,640 {\an1}- LinkedIn before you know it. - Sorry, the 1335 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:31,880 {\an1}- LinkedIn before you know it. - Sorry, the autocue 1336 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:32,120 {\an1}- LinkedIn before you know it. - Sorry, the autocue has 1337 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:32,360 {\an1}- LinkedIn before you know it. - Sorry, the autocue has just 1338 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:32,600 {\an1}- LinkedIn before you know it. - Sorry, the autocue has just got 1339 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,440 {\an1}- LinkedIn before you know it. - Sorry, the autocue has just got stuck. 1340 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:34,720 {\an1}- LinkedIn before you know it. - Sorry, the autocue has just got stuck. I 1341 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,000 {\an1}the autocue has just got stuck. I have 1342 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,240 {\an1}the autocue has just got stuck. I have already 1343 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:35,480 {\an1}the autocue has just got stuck. I have already said 1344 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:35,720 {\an1}the autocue has just got stuck. I have already said that 1345 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,400 {\an1}the autocue has just got stuck. I have already said that bit! 1346 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:37,840 {\an1}the autocue has just got stuck. I have already said that bit! Adam 1347 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:38,120 {\an1}have already said that bit! Adam Hills 1348 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:38,360 {\an1}have already said that bit! Adam Hills has 1349 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:38,600 {\an1}have already said that bit! Adam Hills has never 1350 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:38,840 {\an1}have already said that bit! Adam Hills has never had 1351 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:39,080 {\an1}have already said that bit! Adam Hills has never had to 1352 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:39,320 {\an1}have already said that bit! Adam Hills has never had to say 1353 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:46,000 {\an1}have already said that bit! Adam Hills has never had to say this! 1354 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:46,400 {\an1}- have already said that bit! Adam Hills has never had to say this! - Go 1355 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:46,680 {\an1}- Hills has never had to say this! - Go he 1356 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:56,240 {\an1}- Hills has never had to say this! - Go he has 1357 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:56,480 {\an1}- Hills has never had to say this! - Go he has absolutely 1358 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:56,720 {\an1}- Hills has never had to say this! - Go he has absolutely got 1359 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:56,960 {\an1}- Hills has never had to say this! - Go he has absolutely got you 1360 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:57,200 {\an1}- Hills has never had to say this! - Go he has absolutely got you on 1361 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:57,480 {\an1}- Hills has never had to say this! - Go he has absolutely got you on the 1362 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:06,920 {\an1}he has absolutely got you on the autocue. 1363 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:10,080 {\an1}Now, I just felt a wave of sadness a bit like when Mufasa 1364 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,120 {\an1}dies in the Lion King - which I think must mean we're due 1365 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,160 {\an1}an update from Hills. 1366 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,320 {\an1}Yep, I'm hearing that he's on the line now. 1367 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,360 {\an1}Where are you, Hillsy? 1368 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,400 {\an1}. 1369 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:18,640 {\an1}Mainly 1370 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:18,840 {\an1}Mainly because 1371 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:19,000 {\an1}Mainly because the 1372 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,240 {\an1}Mainly because the giant 1373 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:19,480 {\an1}Mainly because the giant shit 1374 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:19,640 {\an1}Mainly because the giant shit hit 1375 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:19,840 {\an1}Mainly because the giant shit hit the 1376 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,280 {\an1}Mainly because the giant shit hit the fan. 1377 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,160 {\an1}Also, the whole thing was taking too long. 1378 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,280 {\an1}I'm now gonna get on a bike, to make it to you quicker. 1379 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,760 {\an1}Just gotta put the leathers on. 1380 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,360 {\an1}Not sure this is necessary, is it? See you soon, boys. 1381 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:29,560 {\an1}This 1382 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:29,920 {\an1}This is 1383 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:30,040 {\an1}This is ridiculous! 1384 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,880 {\an1}- This is ridiculous! - APPLAUSE 1385 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:39,840 {\an1}Looks like the Hills on the bus goes round and round, eh? 1386 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:40,120 {\an1}Oh, 1387 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,200 {\an1}Oh, yes! 1388 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,400 {\an1}- Oh, yes! - # 1389 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:43,640 {\an1}- Oh, yes! - # If 1390 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:43,880 {\an1}- Oh, yes! - # If you're 1391 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:44,120 {\an1}- Oh, yes! - # If you're getting 1392 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,400 {\an1}- Oh, yes! - # If you're getting down, 1393 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:52,000 {\an1}- Oh, yes! - # If you're getting down, baby... 1394 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,400 {\an1}# If you're getting down, baby... Oh, 1395 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:52,640 {\an1}# If you're getting down, baby... Oh, there 1396 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:52,880 {\an1}# If you're getting down, baby... Oh, there we 1397 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:53,120 {\an1}# If you're getting down, baby... Oh, there we are. 1398 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:53,360 {\an1}# If you're getting down, baby... Oh, there we are. What 1399 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:53,600 {\an1}# If you're getting down, baby... Oh, there we are. What a 1400 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:53,880 {\an1}# If you're getting down, baby... Oh, there we are. What a highbrow 1401 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:54,160 {\an1}Oh, there we are. What a highbrow show 1402 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:54,400 {\an1}Oh, there we are. What a highbrow show this 1403 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:54,640 {\an1}Oh, there we are. What a highbrow show this has 1404 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:54,760 {\an1}Oh, there we are. What a highbrow show this has become! 1405 00:19:54,760 --> 00:20:00,800 {\an1}Don't worry, we've got some excellent guests 1406 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,240 {\an1}to make up for Hillsy's absence. 1407 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,960 {\an1}One hosts Big Brother, the other's missing 1408 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,520 {\an1}part of his bladder - it's AJ Odudu and Matt Forde! 1409 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:14,280 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1410 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:14,520 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Hello! 1411 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:14,920 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Hello! Good 1412 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:15,160 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Hello! Good to 1413 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:15,400 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Hello! Good to see 1414 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:19,840 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Hello! Good to see you! 1415 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:20,080 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Hello! Good to see you! - How 1416 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:20,320 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Hello! Good to see you! - How are 1417 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:20,600 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Hello! Good to see you! - How are you, 1418 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:20,880 {\an1}- Hello! Good to see you! - How are you, mate? 1419 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,200 {\an1}- Hello! Good to see you! - How are you, mate? - Hello. 1420 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:23,440 {\an1}- Hello! Good to see you! - How are you, mate? - Hello. - Welcome 1421 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:23,680 {\an1}- Hello! Good to see you! - How are you, mate? - Hello. - Welcome to 1422 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:23,920 {\an1}- Hello! Good to see you! - How are you, mate? - Hello. - Welcome to the 1423 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:24,200 {\an1}- Hello! Good to see you! - How are you, mate? - Hello. - Welcome to the show. 1424 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:24,480 {\an1}- mate? - Hello. - Welcome to the show. - Are 1425 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:24,720 {\an1}- mate? - Hello. - Welcome to the show. - Are you 1426 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:24,960 {\an1}- mate? - Hello. - Welcome to the show. - Are you all 1427 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,160 {\an1}- mate? - Hello. - Welcome to the show. - Are you all right? 1428 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:26,480 {\an1}- mate? - Hello. - Welcome to the show. - Are you all right? - Tonight, 1429 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:26,720 {\an1}- mate? - Hello. - Welcome to the show. - Are you all right? - Tonight, we 1430 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,000 {\an1}- mate? - Hello. - Welcome to the show. - Are you all right? - Tonight, we are 1431 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,440 {\an1}- Are you all right? - Tonight, we are also 1432 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:29,680 {\an1}- Are you all right? - Tonight, we are also presenting 1433 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,640 {\an1}- Are you all right? - Tonight, we are also presenting our 1434 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:30,880 {\an1}- Are you all right? - Tonight, we are also presenting our awards 1435 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:31,120 {\an1}- Are you all right? - Tonight, we are also presenting our awards to 1436 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,800 {\an1}- Are you all right? - Tonight, we are also presenting our awards to people 1437 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,080 {\an1}also presenting our awards to people who 1438 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:34,800 {\an1}also presenting our awards to people who have 1439 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,040 {\an1}also presenting our awards to people who have inspired 1440 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:35,280 {\an1}also presenting our awards to people who have inspired us 1441 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:35,520 {\an1}also presenting our awards to people who have inspired us this 1442 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:35,760 {\an1}also presenting our awards to people who have inspired us this year. 1443 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,040 {\an1}also presenting our awards to people who have inspired us this year. Who 1444 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:36,320 {\an1}who have inspired us this year. Who would 1445 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:36,560 {\an1}who have inspired us this year. Who would you 1446 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:42,000 {\an1}who have inspired us this year. Who would you nominate? 1447 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:42,480 {\an1}I 1448 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,800 {\an1}I would 1449 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:45,040 {\an1}I would nominate 1450 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:45,280 {\an1}I would nominate Bus 1451 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:45,520 {\an1}I would nominate Bus Aunty, 1452 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:45,760 {\an1}I would nominate Bus Aunty, she 1453 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:46,000 {\an1}I would nominate Bus Aunty, she is 1454 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:46,240 {\an1}I would nominate Bus Aunty, she is a 1455 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:46,480 {\an1}I would nominate Bus Aunty, she is a mental 1456 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:46,720 {\an1}I would nominate Bus Aunty, she is a mental health 1457 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:46,960 {\an1}I would nominate Bus Aunty, she is a mental health nurse 1458 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:47,200 {\an1}I would nominate Bus Aunty, she is a mental health nurse but 1459 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:47,440 {\an1}I would nominate Bus Aunty, she is a mental health nurse but she's 1460 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:47,720 {\an1}I would nominate Bus Aunty, she is a mental health nurse but she's gone 1461 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,000 {\an1}mental health nurse but she's gone viral 1462 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:48,240 {\an1}mental health nurse but she's gone viral for 1463 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:48,800 {\an1}mental health nurse but she's gone viral for her 1464 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:49,040 {\an1}mental health nurse but she's gone viral for her love 1465 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:49,280 {\an1}mental health nurse but she's gone viral for her love of 1466 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:49,560 {\an1}mental health nurse but she's gone viral for her love of double-decker 1467 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:50,480 {\an1}viral for her love of double-decker buses. 1468 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:50,720 {\an1}viral for her love of double-decker buses. She 1469 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:50,960 {\an1}viral for her love of double-decker buses. She is 1470 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:51,280 {\an1}viral for her love of double-decker buses. She is great. 1471 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:51,520 {\an1}- viral for her love of double-decker buses. She is great. - This 1472 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:51,760 {\an1}- viral for her love of double-decker buses. She is great. - This is 1473 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,000 {\an1}- viral for her love of double-decker buses. She is great. - This is a 1474 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:52,280 {\an1}- viral for her love of double-decker buses. She is great. - This is a video 1475 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:52,560 {\an1}- buses. She is great. - This is a video of 1476 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:52,800 {\an1}- buses. She is great. - This is a video of her 1477 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,040 {\an1}- buses. She is great. - This is a video of her in 1478 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,560 {\an1}- buses. She is great. - This is a video of her in action. 1479 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:10,440 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1480 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:10,680 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - She 1481 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:10,920 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - She is 1482 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:11,160 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - She is an 1483 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:11,400 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - She is an icon, 1484 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,840 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - She is an icon, a 1485 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,080 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - She is an icon, a legend, 1486 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:13,320 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - She is an icon, a legend, and 1487 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:13,560 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - She is an icon, a legend, and she 1488 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:13,840 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - She is an icon, a legend, and she is 1489 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,200 {\an1}She is an icon, a legend, and she is great. 1490 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:15,440 {\an1}- She is an icon, a legend, and she is great. - But 1491 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,200 {\an1}- She is an icon, a legend, and she is great. - But the 1492 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:16,440 {\an1}- She is an icon, a legend, and she is great. - But the problem 1493 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:16,680 {\an1}- She is an icon, a legend, and she is great. - But the problem is 1494 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:16,920 {\an1}- She is an icon, a legend, and she is great. - But the problem is that 1495 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:17,200 {\an1}- She is an icon, a legend, and she is great. - But the problem is that is, 1496 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:17,480 {\an1}- great. - But the problem is that is, she 1497 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:17,720 {\an1}- great. - But the problem is that is, she just 1498 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:17,960 {\an1}- great. - But the problem is that is, she just looks 1499 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:18,200 {\an1}- great. - But the problem is that is, she just looks like 1500 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:18,440 {\an1}- great. - But the problem is that is, she just looks like she 1501 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:18,720 {\an1}- great. - But the problem is that is, she just looks like she keeps 1502 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,000 {\an1}she just looks like she keeps missing 1503 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:19,240 {\an1}she just looks like she keeps missing the 1504 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:19,480 {\an1}she just looks like she keeps missing the bus. 1505 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:20,160 {\an1}she just looks like she keeps missing the bus. She 1506 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:20,520 {\an1}she just looks like she keeps missing the bus. She will 1507 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:20,800 {\an1}she just looks like she keeps missing the bus. She will have 1508 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,080 {\an1}she just looks like she keeps missing the bus. She will have to 1509 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:21,360 {\an1}missing the bus. She will have to get 1510 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:21,600 {\an1}missing the bus. She will have to get taxis 1511 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:21,840 {\an1}missing the bus. She will have to get taxis everywhere. 1512 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,520 {\an1}- missing the bus. She will have to get taxis everywhere. - She 1513 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,000 {\an1}- missing the bus. She will have to get taxis everywhere. - She waves 1514 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:23,480 {\an1}- missing the bus. She will have to get taxis everywhere. - She waves at 1515 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:23,760 {\an1}- get taxis everywhere. - She waves at the 1516 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:24,240 {\an1}- get taxis everywhere. - She waves at the bus 1517 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:24,480 {\an1}- get taxis everywhere. - She waves at the bus drivers, 1518 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:24,720 {\an1}- get taxis everywhere. - She waves at the bus drivers, she 1519 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:24,960 {\an1}- get taxis everywhere. - She waves at the bus drivers, she shows 1520 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:25,240 {\an1}- get taxis everywhere. - She waves at the bus drivers, she shows them 1521 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:25,520 {\an1}the bus drivers, she shows them appreciation. 1522 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:25,760 {\an1}the bus drivers, she shows them appreciation. She 1523 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,000 {\an1}the bus drivers, she shows them appreciation. She loves 1524 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,400 {\an1}the bus drivers, she shows them appreciation. She loves them. 1525 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:27,680 {\an1}the bus drivers, she shows them appreciation. She loves them. She 1526 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:27,960 {\an1}appreciation. She loves them. She rides 1527 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:28,200 {\an1}appreciation. She loves them. She rides them. 1528 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:28,440 {\an1}appreciation. She loves them. She rides them. She 1529 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:28,680 {\an1}appreciation. She loves them. She rides them. She met 1530 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,520 {\an1}appreciation. She loves them. She rides them. She met Keir 1531 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:29,760 {\an1}appreciation. She loves them. She rides them. She met Keir Starmer 1532 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:30,040 {\an1}appreciation. She loves them. She rides them. She met Keir Starmer on 1533 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:30,320 {\an1}rides them. She met Keir Starmer on one, 1534 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:35,520 {\an1}rides them. She met Keir Starmer on one, yeah. 1535 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:36,000 {\an1}- rides them. She met Keir Starmer on one, yeah. - Somebody 1536 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,240 {\an1}- rides them. She met Keir Starmer on one, yeah. - Somebody over 1537 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:36,480 {\an1}- rides them. She met Keir Starmer on one, yeah. - Somebody over there 1538 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,240 {\an1}- rides them. She met Keir Starmer on one, yeah. - Somebody over there last. 1539 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:37,520 {\an1}- one, yeah. - Somebody over there last. It 1540 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:37,760 {\an1}- one, yeah. - Somebody over there last. It wasn't 1541 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,000 {\an1}- one, yeah. - Somebody over there last. It wasn't me! 1542 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,240 {\an1}- one, yeah. - Somebody over there last. It wasn't me! - Who 1543 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:38,480 {\an1}- one, yeah. - Somebody over there last. It wasn't me! - Who would 1544 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,800 {\an1}- one, yeah. - Somebody over there last. It wasn't me! - Who would you 1545 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,600 {\an1}- It wasn't me! - Who would you nominate? 1546 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:40,880 {\an1}- It wasn't me! - Who would you nominate? - I 1547 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,120 {\an1}- It wasn't me! - Who would you nominate? - I want 1548 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:41,520 {\an1}- It wasn't me! - Who would you nominate? - I want to 1549 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:41,760 {\an1}- It wasn't me! - Who would you nominate? - I want to nominate 1550 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,000 {\an1}- It wasn't me! - Who would you nominate? - I want to nominate a 1551 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,280 {\an1}- It wasn't me! - Who would you nominate? - I want to nominate a nurse 1552 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:42,560 {\an1}- nominate? - I want to nominate a nurse who 1553 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:43,040 {\an1}- nominate? - I want to nominate a nurse who has 1554 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:43,400 {\an1}- nominate? - I want to nominate a nurse who has helped 1555 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:43,640 {\an1}- nominate? - I want to nominate a nurse who has helped me 1556 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:43,880 {\an1}- nominate? - I want to nominate a nurse who has helped me this 1557 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:44,120 {\an1}- nominate? - I want to nominate a nurse who has helped me this year 1558 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:44,400 {\an1}- nominate? - I want to nominate a nurse who has helped me this year called 1559 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:44,680 {\an1}who has helped me this year called Sharon 1560 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:45,560 {\an1}who has helped me this year called Sharon Gill 1561 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,040 {\an1}who has helped me this year called Sharon Gill at 1562 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:46,280 {\an1}who has helped me this year called Sharon Gill at the 1563 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:46,520 {\an1}who has helped me this year called Sharon Gill at the Royal 1564 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:46,800 {\an1}who has helped me this year called Sharon Gill at the Royal National 1565 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,080 {\an1}Sharon Gill at the Royal National Orthopaedic 1566 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:47,320 {\an1}Sharon Gill at the Royal National Orthopaedic Hospital. 1567 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:47,560 {\an1}Sharon Gill at the Royal National Orthopaedic Hospital. She 1568 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:47,800 {\an1}Sharon Gill at the Royal National Orthopaedic Hospital. She is 1569 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:48,080 {\an1}Sharon Gill at the Royal National Orthopaedic Hospital. She is the 1570 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:48,360 {\an1}Orthopaedic Hospital. She is the lead 1571 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:48,600 {\an1}Orthopaedic Hospital. She is the lead urology 1572 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:48,840 {\an1}Orthopaedic Hospital. She is the lead urology nurse 1573 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,080 {\an1}Orthopaedic Hospital. She is the lead urology nurse and 1574 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:49,320 {\an1}Orthopaedic Hospital. She is the lead urology nurse and I 1575 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:49,560 {\an1}Orthopaedic Hospital. She is the lead urology nurse and I had 1576 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:49,840 {\an1}Orthopaedic Hospital. She is the lead urology nurse and I had surgery 1577 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:50,120 {\an1}lead urology nurse and I had surgery recently 1578 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:50,360 {\an1}lead urology nurse and I had surgery recently to 1579 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:51,560 {\an1}lead urology nurse and I had surgery recently to deal 1580 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:51,800 {\an1}lead urology nurse and I had surgery recently to deal with... 1581 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,080 {\an1}lead urology nurse and I had surgery recently to deal with... I 1582 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:52,360 {\an1}lead urology nurse and I had surgery recently to deal with... I realise 1583 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,000 {\an1}recently to deal with... I realise this 1584 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:53,240 {\an1}recently to deal with... I realise this sort 1585 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:53,480 {\an1}recently to deal with... I realise this sort of 1586 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:53,720 {\an1}recently to deal with... I realise this sort of thing, 1587 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:53,960 {\an1}recently to deal with... I realise this sort of thing, it 1588 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:54,200 {\an1}recently to deal with... I realise this sort of thing, it is 1589 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:54,440 {\an1}recently to deal with... I realise this sort of thing, it is only 1590 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:54,720 {\an1}recently to deal with... I realise this sort of thing, it is only when 1591 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:55,000 {\an1}this sort of thing, it is only when you're 1592 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:55,240 {\an1}this sort of thing, it is only when you're saying 1593 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:55,480 {\an1}this sort of thing, it is only when you're saying it 1594 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:55,720 {\an1}this sort of thing, it is only when you're saying it on 1595 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:55,960 {\an1}this sort of thing, it is only when you're saying it on live 1596 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:56,200 {\an1}this sort of thing, it is only when you're saying it on live TV, 1597 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:56,440 {\an1}this sort of thing, it is only when you're saying it on live TV, I'm 1598 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:56,720 {\an1}this sort of thing, it is only when you're saying it on live TV, I'm not 1599 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,000 {\an1}you're saying it on live TV, I'm not sure 1600 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:57,240 {\an1}you're saying it on live TV, I'm not sure this 1601 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:57,480 {\an1}you're saying it on live TV, I'm not sure this is 1602 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:57,720 {\an1}you're saying it on live TV, I'm not sure this is something 1603 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:57,960 {\an1}you're saying it on live TV, I'm not sure this is something I 1604 00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:58,200 {\an1}you're saying it on live TV, I'm not sure this is something I should 1605 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:58,480 {\an1}you're saying it on live TV, I'm not sure this is something I should be 1606 00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:58,760 {\an1}sure this is something I should be diverging, 1607 00:21:58,760 --> 00:21:59,000 {\an1}sure this is something I should be diverging, to 1608 00:21:59,000 --> 00:21:59,240 {\an1}sure this is something I should be diverging, to deal 1609 00:21:59,240 --> 00:21:59,480 {\an1}sure this is something I should be diverging, to deal with 1610 00:21:59,480 --> 00:21:59,720 {\an1}sure this is something I should be diverging, to deal with my 1611 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:00,000 {\an1}sure this is something I should be diverging, to deal with my male 1612 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,560 {\an1}diverging, to deal with my male incontinence. 1613 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,440 {\an1}diverging, to deal with my male incontinence. I 1614 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:02,680 {\an1}diverging, to deal with my male incontinence. I have 1615 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,080 {\an1}diverging, to deal with my male incontinence. I have had 1616 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:03,360 {\an1}diverging, to deal with my male incontinence. I have had an 1617 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:03,640 {\an1}incontinence. I have had an artificial 1618 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:03,880 {\an1}incontinence. I have had an artificial sphincter 1619 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:04,120 {\an1}incontinence. I have had an artificial sphincter put 1620 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:06,600 {\an1}incontinence. I have had an artificial sphincter put into 1621 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:06,880 {\an1}incontinence. I have had an artificial sphincter put into stop 1622 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:07,160 {\an1}artificial sphincter put into stop me 1623 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:07,400 {\an1}artificial sphincter put into stop me weighing 1624 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:07,640 {\an1}artificial sphincter put into stop me weighing myself 1625 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:07,880 {\an1}artificial sphincter put into stop me weighing myself after 1626 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:08,160 {\an1}artificial sphincter put into stop me weighing myself after spinal 1627 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:08,440 {\an1}me weighing myself after spinal surgery, 1628 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:08,680 {\an1}me weighing myself after spinal surgery, I 1629 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:08,920 {\an1}me weighing myself after spinal surgery, I had 1630 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:09,160 {\an1}me weighing myself after spinal surgery, I had cancer 1631 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:09,440 {\an1}me weighing myself after spinal surgery, I had cancer a 1632 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:09,680 {\an1}me weighing myself after spinal surgery, I had cancer a couple 1633 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:09,960 {\an1}me weighing myself after spinal surgery, I had cancer a couple of 1634 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,240 {\an1}surgery, I had cancer a couple of years 1635 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:10,480 {\an1}surgery, I had cancer a couple of years ago, 1636 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:10,720 {\an1}surgery, I had cancer a couple of years ago, I 1637 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:10,960 {\an1}surgery, I had cancer a couple of years ago, I am 1638 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,200 {\an1}surgery, I had cancer a couple of years ago, I am a 1639 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:11,440 {\an1}surgery, I had cancer a couple of years ago, I am a brave 1640 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:11,720 {\an1}surgery, I had cancer a couple of years ago, I am a brave survivor. 1641 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,080 {\an1}- years ago, I am a brave survivor. - APPLAUSE 1642 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:14,600 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Thank 1643 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:14,840 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Thank you, 1644 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:15,080 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Thank you, thank 1645 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:19,160 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Thank you, thank you. 1646 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:19,400 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Thank you, thank you. One 1647 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:19,800 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Thank you, thank you. One in 1648 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:20,080 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Thank you, thank you. One in two 1649 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:20,360 {\an1}- APPLAUSE - Thank you, thank you. One in two of 1650 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:20,640 {\an1}Thank you, thank you. One in two of us 1651 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:20,880 {\an1}Thank you, thank you. One in two of us will 1652 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,120 {\an1}Thank you, thank you. One in two of us will get 1653 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:21,360 {\an1}Thank you, thank you. One in two of us will get it, 1654 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:21,600 {\an1}Thank you, thank you. One in two of us will get it, I've 1655 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:21,840 {\an1}Thank you, thank you. One in two of us will get it, I've had 1656 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,080 {\an1}Thank you, thank you. One in two of us will get it, I've had it 1657 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:22,320 {\an1}Thank you, thank you. One in two of us will get it, I've had it so 1658 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:22,560 {\an1}Thank you, thank you. One in two of us will get it, I've had it so it 1659 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:22,840 {\an1}Thank you, thank you. One in two of us will get it, I've had it so it is 1660 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:23,120 {\an1}us will get it, I've had it so it is coming 1661 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:23,360 {\an1}us will get it, I've had it so it is coming to 1662 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:23,600 {\an1}us will get it, I've had it so it is coming to to 1663 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,200 {\an1}us will get it, I've had it so it is coming to to review. 1664 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:25,440 {\an1}us will get it, I've had it so it is coming to to review. Watch 1665 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:26,400 {\an1}us will get it, I've had it so it is coming to to review. Watch out. 1666 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:26,680 {\an1}us will get it, I've had it so it is coming to to review. Watch out. -- 1667 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:26,960 {\an1}coming to to review. Watch out. -- it 1668 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,200 {\an1}coming to to review. Watch out. -- it is 1669 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:27,440 {\an1}coming to to review. Watch out. -- it is coming 1670 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:27,680 {\an1}coming to to review. Watch out. -- it is coming to 1671 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:27,920 {\an1}coming to to review. Watch out. -- it is coming to two 1672 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:28,160 {\an1}coming to to review. Watch out. -- it is coming to two of 1673 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,240 {\an1}coming to to review. Watch out. -- it is coming to two of you. 1674 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:31,520 {\an1}- coming to to review. Watch out. -- it is coming to two of you. - Thanks 1675 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:31,800 {\an1}- it is coming to two of you. - Thanks for 1676 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:32,040 {\an1}- it is coming to two of you. - Thanks for joining 1677 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:32,280 {\an1}- it is coming to two of you. - Thanks for joining us! 1678 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:32,520 {\an1}- it is coming to two of you. - Thanks for joining us! - The 1679 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:32,760 {\an1}- it is coming to two of you. - Thanks for joining us! - The Angel 1680 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:33,000 {\an1}- it is coming to two of you. - Thanks for joining us! - The Angel of 1681 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:33,280 {\an1}- it is coming to two of you. - Thanks for joining us! - The Angel of death 1682 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:33,560 {\an1}- for joining us! - The Angel of death has 1683 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,400 {\an1}- for joining us! - The Angel of death has arrived! 1684 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,000 {\an1}- for joining us! - The Angel of death has arrived! - Josh, 1685 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:37,240 {\an1}- for joining us! - The Angel of death has arrived! - Josh, who 1686 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:37,480 {\an1}- for joining us! - The Angel of death has arrived! - Josh, who will 1687 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:37,760 {\an1}- for joining us! - The Angel of death has arrived! - Josh, who will you 1688 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,200 {\an1}- has arrived! - Josh, who will you nominate? 1689 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:39,600 {\an1}- has arrived! - Josh, who will you nominate? - Last 1690 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:39,840 {\an1}- has arrived! - Josh, who will you nominate? - Last week, 1691 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,080 {\an1}- has arrived! - Josh, who will you nominate? - Last week, I 1692 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:40,360 {\an1}- has arrived! - Josh, who will you nominate? - Last week, I nominated 1693 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:40,640 {\an1}- nominate? - Last week, I nominated Sabrina 1694 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:40,880 {\an1}- nominate? - Last week, I nominated Sabrina Carpenter 1695 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:41,120 {\an1}- nominate? - Last week, I nominated Sabrina Carpenter but 1696 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:41,360 {\an1}- nominate? - Last week, I nominated Sabrina Carpenter but we 1697 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:41,600 {\an1}- nominate? - Last week, I nominated Sabrina Carpenter but we could 1698 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:41,880 {\an1}- nominate? - Last week, I nominated Sabrina Carpenter but we could not 1699 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,160 {\an1}Sabrina Carpenter but we could not get 1700 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:42,400 {\an1}Sabrina Carpenter but we could not get her 1701 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:42,640 {\an1}Sabrina Carpenter but we could not get her the 1702 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:42,880 {\an1}Sabrina Carpenter but we could not get her the award, 1703 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:43,120 {\an1}Sabrina Carpenter but we could not get her the award, we 1704 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:43,360 {\an1}Sabrina Carpenter but we could not get her the award, we contacted 1705 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,120 {\an1}Sabrina Carpenter but we could not get her the award, we contacted her 1706 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:44,400 {\an1}get her the award, we contacted her agent 1707 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:44,640 {\an1}get her the award, we contacted her agent and 1708 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:44,920 {\an1}get her the award, we contacted her agent and they 1709 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:45,160 {\an1}get her the award, we contacted her agent and they said, 1710 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:45,400 {\an1}get her the award, we contacted her agent and they said, really 1711 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:45,680 {\an1}get her the award, we contacted her agent and they said, really sorry, 1712 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:45,960 {\an1}agent and they said, really sorry, it 1713 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,200 {\an1}agent and they said, really sorry, it is 1714 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:46,440 {\an1}agent and they said, really sorry, it is unlikely 1715 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:46,680 {\an1}agent and they said, really sorry, it is unlikely we 1716 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:46,920 {\an1}agent and they said, really sorry, it is unlikely we will 1717 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:47,160 {\an1}agent and they said, really sorry, it is unlikely we will get 1718 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:47,440 {\an1}agent and they said, really sorry, it is unlikely we will get anything 1719 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:47,720 {\an1}it is unlikely we will get anything for 1720 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:47,960 {\an1}it is unlikely we will get anything for the 1721 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:48,200 {\an1}it is unlikely we will get anything for the show 1722 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,200 {\an1}it is unlikely we will get anything for the show tomorrow. 1723 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:49,440 {\an1}it is unlikely we will get anything for the show tomorrow. Apologies, 1724 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:49,720 {\an1}it is unlikely we will get anything for the show tomorrow. Apologies, I 1725 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:50,000 {\an1}for the show tomorrow. Apologies, I don't 1726 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,240 {\an1}for the show tomorrow. Apologies, I don't want 1727 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:50,600 {\an1}for the show tomorrow. Apologies, I don't want to 1728 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,000 {\an1}for the show tomorrow. Apologies, I don't want to give 1729 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:51,120 {\an1}for the show tomorrow. Apologies, I don't want to give you 1730 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:51,480 {\an1}for the show tomorrow. Apologies, I don't want to give you any 1731 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:51,760 {\an1}for the show tomorrow. Apologies, I don't want to give you any false 1732 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:52,040 {\an1}don't want to give you any false hope, 1733 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:52,280 {\an1}don't want to give you any false hope, as 1734 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:52,520 {\an1}don't want to give you any false hope, as if 1735 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:52,760 {\an1}don't want to give you any false hope, as if we 1736 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,000 {\an1}don't want to give you any false hope, as if we had 1737 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:53,560 {\an1}don't want to give you any false hope, as if we had any 1738 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:53,800 {\an1}don't want to give you any false hope, as if we had any fucking 1739 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,080 {\an1}don't want to give you any false hope, as if we had any fucking false 1740 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,200 {\an1}hope, as if we had any fucking false hope. 1741 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:55,600 {\an1}hope, as if we had any fucking false hope. But 1742 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:55,840 {\an1}hope, as if we had any fucking false hope. But we 1743 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:56,080 {\an1}hope, as if we had any fucking false hope. But we have 1744 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:56,320 {\an1}hope, as if we had any fucking false hope. But we have got 1745 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:56,600 {\an1}hope, as if we had any fucking false hope. But we have got it 1746 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:56,840 {\an1}hope, as if we had any fucking false hope. But we have got it made 1747 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:57,120 {\an1}hope, as if we had any fucking false hope. But we have got it made so 1748 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:57,400 {\an1}hope. But we have got it made so here 1749 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:57,640 {\an1}hope. But we have got it made so here is 1750 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:57,880 {\an1}hope. But we have got it made so here is a 1751 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:58,120 {\an1}hope. But we have got it made so here is a classic 1752 00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:58,360 {\an1}hope. But we have got it made so here is a classic racy 1753 00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:58,600 {\an1}hope. But we have got it made so here is a classic racy picture 1754 00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:58,880 {\an1}hope. But we have got it made so here is a classic racy picture of 1755 00:22:58,880 --> 00:22:59,160 {\an1}here is a classic racy picture of what 1756 00:22:59,160 --> 00:22:59,400 {\an1}here is a classic racy picture of what we 1757 00:22:59,400 --> 00:22:59,640 {\an1}here is a classic racy picture of what we remember 1758 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,480 {\an1}here is a classic racy picture of what we remember Sabrina 1759 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:01,760 {\an1}here is a classic racy picture of what we remember Sabrina Carpenter's 1760 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,040 {\an1}what we remember Sabrina Carpenter's outfit's 1761 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:02,280 {\an1}what we remember Sabrina Carpenter's outfit's and 1762 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:07,160 {\an1}what we remember Sabrina Carpenter's outfit's and here 1763 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:07,400 {\an1}what we remember Sabrina Carpenter's outfit's and here is 1764 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:07,640 {\an1}what we remember Sabrina Carpenter's outfit's and here is the 1765 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,640 {\an1}what we remember Sabrina Carpenter's outfit's and here is the Hans. 1766 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:08,920 {\an1}- what we remember Sabrina Carpenter's outfit's and here is the Hans. - They 1767 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:09,200 {\an1}- outfit's and here is the Hans. - They are 1768 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:09,440 {\an1}- outfit's and here is the Hans. - They are like 1769 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:09,680 {\an1}- outfit's and here is the Hans. - They are like twins. 1770 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:09,920 {\an1}- outfit's and here is the Hans. - They are like twins. I 1771 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,160 {\an1}- outfit's and here is the Hans. - They are like twins. I think 1772 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:10,400 {\an1}- outfit's and here is the Hans. - They are like twins. I think that 1773 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:10,640 {\an1}- outfit's and here is the Hans. - They are like twins. I think that is 1774 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:10,920 {\an1}- outfit's and here is the Hans. - They are like twins. I think that is very 1775 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,000 {\an1}are like twins. I think that is very similar. 1776 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:13,120 {\an1}- are like twins. I think that is very similar. - Who 1777 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:13,480 {\an1}- are like twins. I think that is very similar. - Who is 1778 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,000 {\an1}- are like twins. I think that is very similar. - Who is yours? 1779 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:14,600 {\an1}- are like twins. I think that is very similar. - Who is yours? - I 1780 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:14,840 {\an1}- are like twins. I think that is very similar. - Who is yours? - I liked 1781 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:15,120 {\an1}- are like twins. I think that is very similar. - Who is yours? - I liked the 1782 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:15,400 {\an1}- similar. - Who is yours? - I liked the fact 1783 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:15,640 {\an1}- similar. - Who is yours? - I liked the fact even 1784 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:15,880 {\an1}- similar. - Who is yours? - I liked the fact even her 1785 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:16,120 {\an1}- similar. - Who is yours? - I liked the fact even her agent 1786 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:16,360 {\an1}- similar. - Who is yours? - I liked the fact even her agent said 1787 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:16,640 {\an1}- similar. - Who is yours? - I liked the fact even her agent said you 1788 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:16,920 {\an1}- similar. - Who is yours? - I liked the fact even her agent said you could 1789 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:17,200 {\an1}fact even her agent said you could re-script 1790 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:17,440 {\an1}fact even her agent said you could re-script the 1791 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:17,680 {\an1}fact even her agent said you could re-script the segment 1792 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:17,920 {\an1}fact even her agent said you could re-script the segment and 1793 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:18,200 {\an1}fact even her agent said you could re-script the segment and you 1794 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:18,480 {\an1}re-script the segment and you decided 1795 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:18,720 {\an1}re-script the segment and you decided to 1796 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:18,960 {\an1}re-script the segment and you decided to do 1797 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:19,200 {\an1}re-script the segment and you decided to do it 1798 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,000 {\an1}re-script the segment and you decided to do it anyway. 1799 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:20,400 {\an1}- re-script the segment and you decided to do it anyway. - Who 1800 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:20,640 {\an1}- re-script the segment and you decided to do it anyway. - Who is 1801 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:20,920 {\an1}- re-script the segment and you decided to do it anyway. - Who is your 1802 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,200 {\an1}- decided to do it anyway. - Who is your nomination? 1803 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:21,600 {\an1}- decided to do it anyway. - Who is your nomination? - I 1804 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:21,840 {\an1}- decided to do it anyway. - Who is your nomination? - I did 1805 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:22,080 {\an1}- decided to do it anyway. - Who is your nomination? - I did not 1806 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:22,320 {\an1}- decided to do it anyway. - Who is your nomination? - I did not know 1807 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:22,560 {\an1}- decided to do it anyway. - Who is your nomination? - I did not know Matt 1808 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:22,840 {\an1}- decided to do it anyway. - Who is your nomination? - I did not know Matt was 1809 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,120 {\an1}- nomination? - I did not know Matt was going 1810 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:23,360 {\an1}- nomination? - I did not know Matt was going to 1811 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:23,600 {\an1}- nomination? - I did not know Matt was going to do 1812 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:23,840 {\an1}- nomination? - I did not know Matt was going to do a 1813 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,080 {\an1}- nomination? - I did not know Matt was going to do a nurse 1814 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:24,320 {\an1}- nomination? - I did not know Matt was going to do a nurse that 1815 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:24,560 {\an1}- nomination? - I did not know Matt was going to do a nurse that operated 1816 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:24,840 {\an1}- nomination? - I did not know Matt was going to do a nurse that operated on 1817 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,000 {\an1}going to do a nurse that operated on him 1818 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:25,360 {\an1}going to do a nurse that operated on him so 1819 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:25,600 {\an1}going to do a nurse that operated on him so I 1820 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:25,840 {\an1}going to do a nurse that operated on him so I have 1821 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,080 {\an1}going to do a nurse that operated on him so I have picked 1822 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:26,320 {\an1}going to do a nurse that operated on him so I have picked a 1823 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,640 {\an1}going to do a nurse that operated on him so I have picked a darts 1824 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:27,920 {\an1}going to do a nurse that operated on him so I have picked a darts player 1825 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:28,200 {\an1}him so I have picked a darts player who 1826 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:28,440 {\an1}him so I have picked a darts player who has 1827 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:28,680 {\an1}him so I have picked a darts player who has suffered 1828 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:28,920 {\an1}him so I have picked a darts player who has suffered a 1829 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:29,160 {\an1}him so I have picked a darts player who has suffered a different 1830 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:29,400 {\an1}him so I have picked a darts player who has suffered a different kind 1831 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:29,680 {\an1}him so I have picked a darts player who has suffered a different kind of 1832 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:30,800 {\an1}who has suffered a different kind of adversity 1833 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:31,040 {\an1}who has suffered a different kind of adversity this 1834 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:31,280 {\an1}who has suffered a different kind of adversity this year. 1835 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:31,680 {\an1}who has suffered a different kind of adversity this year. He 1836 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:32,280 {\an1}who has suffered a different kind of adversity this year. He has 1837 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:32,640 {\an1}who has suffered a different kind of adversity this year. He has had 1838 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:32,920 {\an1}who has suffered a different kind of adversity this year. He has had to 1839 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:33,200 {\an1}adversity this year. He has had to changes 1840 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:33,800 {\an1}adversity this year. He has had to changes nickname 1841 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,040 {\an1}adversity this year. He has had to changes nickname because 1842 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:34,280 {\an1}adversity this year. He has had to changes nickname because his 1843 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:34,520 {\an1}adversity this year. He has had to changes nickname because his name 1844 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:34,800 {\an1}adversity this year. He has had to changes nickname because his name is 1845 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,080 {\an1}changes nickname because his name is Tim 1846 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:35,320 {\an1}changes nickname because his name is Tim Pusey 1847 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:35,560 {\an1}changes nickname because his name is Tim Pusey and 1848 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:35,800 {\an1}changes nickname because his name is Tim Pusey and he 1849 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:36,040 {\an1}changes nickname because his name is Tim Pusey and he wanted 1850 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:36,280 {\an1}changes nickname because his name is Tim Pusey and he wanted to 1851 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:36,400 {\an1}changes nickname because his name is Tim Pusey and he wanted to be 1852 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:36,800 {\an1}changes nickname because his name is Tim Pusey and he wanted to be called 1853 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:37,080 {\an1}Tim Pusey and he wanted to be called the 1854 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,200 {\an1}Tim Pusey and he wanted to be called the magnet. 1855 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:40,440 {\an1}Tim Pusey and he wanted to be called the magnet. I 1856 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:40,680 {\an1}Tim Pusey and he wanted to be called the magnet. I just 1857 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,200 {\an1}Tim Pusey and he wanted to be called the magnet. I just think 1858 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:41,440 {\an1}Tim Pusey and he wanted to be called the magnet. I just think it 1859 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:41,560 {\an1}Tim Pusey and he wanted to be called the magnet. I just think it is 1860 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:41,960 {\an1}Tim Pusey and he wanted to be called the magnet. I just think it is a 1861 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:42,240 {\an1}the magnet. I just think it is a sign 1862 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:42,480 {\an1}the magnet. I just think it is a sign that 1863 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:42,720 {\an1}the magnet. I just think it is a sign that darts 1864 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:42,960 {\an1}the magnet. I just think it is a sign that darts has 1865 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:43,080 {\an1}the magnet. I just think it is a sign that darts has lost 1866 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:43,440 {\an1}the magnet. I just think it is a sign that darts has lost its 1867 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:43,680 {\an1}the magnet. I just think it is a sign that darts has lost its way 1868 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:43,960 {\an1}the magnet. I just think it is a sign that darts has lost its way a 1869 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:44,240 {\an1}sign that darts has lost its way a little 1870 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:44,880 {\an1}sign that darts has lost its way a little bit. 1871 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:45,120 {\an1}- sign that darts has lost its way a little bit. - What 1872 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:45,360 {\an1}- sign that darts has lost its way a little bit. - What is 1873 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:45,600 {\an1}- sign that darts has lost its way a little bit. - What is wrong 1874 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,200 {\an1}- sign that darts has lost its way a little bit. - What is wrong with 1875 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:47,480 {\an1}- little bit. - What is wrong with magnet 1876 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:48,600 {\an1}- little bit. - What is wrong with magnet Tim? 1877 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:48,840 {\an1}- little bit. - What is wrong with magnet Tim? - He 1878 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:49,200 {\an1}- little bit. - What is wrong with magnet Tim? - He has 1879 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:49,640 {\an1}- little bit. - What is wrong with magnet Tim? - He has changed 1880 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:49,880 {\an1}- little bit. - What is wrong with magnet Tim? - He has changed it 1881 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:50,120 {\an1}- little bit. - What is wrong with magnet Tim? - He has changed it to 1882 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:50,400 {\an1}- little bit. - What is wrong with magnet Tim? - He has changed it to one 1883 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:50,680 {\an1}- magnet Tim? - He has changed it to one chuck 1884 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:50,920 {\an1}- magnet Tim? - He has changed it to one chuck so 1885 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:51,160 {\an1}- magnet Tim? - He has changed it to one chuck so he 1886 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:51,400 {\an1}- magnet Tim? - He has changed it to one chuck so he dealt 1887 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:51,640 {\an1}- magnet Tim? - He has changed it to one chuck so he dealt with 1888 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:51,880 {\an1}- magnet Tim? - He has changed it to one chuck so he dealt with it 1889 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:52,120 {\an1}- magnet Tim? - He has changed it to one chuck so he dealt with it very 1890 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,200 {\an1}- magnet Tim? - He has changed it to one chuck so he dealt with it very well. 1891 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,800 {\an1}We'll have more Last Leg of Stand Up to Cancer for you after the break, 1892 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,920 {\an1}as we hand out more Hans awards and check in on far-away Hills. 1893 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:00,920 {\an1}See you soon. 1894 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,480 {\an1}Welcome back to The Last Leg of Stand Up 2 Cancer. 1895 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,720 {\an1}We're joined by Jon Richardson... 1896 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,760 {\an1}AJ Odudu... 1897 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:17,880 {\an1}And Matt Forde. 1898 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:25,080 {\an1}But still not Adam Hills. 1899 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:29,800 {\an1}CHEERING. 1900 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,640 {\an1}Now, let's focus on the important people, the ones that can be 1901 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,720 {\an1}bothered to be here. 1902 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,880 {\an1}Matt, it is Stand Up to Cancer tonight and this is a subject 1903 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:42,760 {\an1}particularly close to your heart and your spine. 1904 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:42,960 {\an1}Tell 1905 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:43,320 {\an1}Tell us 1906 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:43,560 {\an1}Tell us what 1907 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,640 {\an1}Tell us what happened. 1908 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:45,880 {\an1}- Tell us what happened. - I 1909 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,080 {\an1}- Tell us what happened. - I got 1910 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:47,440 {\an1}- Tell us what happened. - I got spinal 1911 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:47,560 {\an1}- Tell us what happened. - I got spinal cancer 1912 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:47,920 {\an1}- Tell us what happened. - I got spinal cancer couple 1913 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:48,160 {\an1}- Tell us what happened. - I got spinal cancer couple of 1914 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:48,280 {\an1}- Tell us what happened. - I got spinal cancer couple of years 1915 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,000 {\an1}- Tell us what happened. - I got spinal cancer couple of years ago. 1916 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:49,240 {\an1}- Tell us what happened. - I got spinal cancer couple of years ago. I 1917 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:49,480 {\an1}- Tell us what happened. - I got spinal cancer couple of years ago. I was 1918 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,360 {\an1}cancer couple of years ago. I was performing 1919 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:50,600 {\an1}cancer couple of years ago. I was performing at 1920 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,120 {\an1}cancer couple of years ago. I was performing at Edinburgh 1921 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:51,240 {\an1}cancer couple of years ago. I was performing at Edinburgh has 1922 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:51,480 {\an1}cancer couple of years ago. I was performing at Edinburgh has terrible 1923 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:51,920 {\an1}performing at Edinburgh has terrible pain 1924 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:52,160 {\an1}performing at Edinburgh has terrible pain in 1925 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,080 {\an1}performing at Edinburgh has terrible pain in my 1926 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:53,200 {\an1}performing at Edinburgh has terrible pain in my buttocks 1927 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:53,560 {\an1}performing at Edinburgh has terrible pain in my buttocks and 1928 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:53,800 {\an1}performing at Edinburgh has terrible pain in my buttocks and I 1929 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:54,040 {\an1}performing at Edinburgh has terrible pain in my buttocks and I went 1930 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:54,320 {\an1}performing at Edinburgh has terrible pain in my buttocks and I went to 1931 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:54,600 {\an1}pain in my buttocks and I went to see 1932 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:54,840 {\an1}pain in my buttocks and I went to see a 1933 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:55,120 {\an1}pain in my buttocks and I went to see a doctor, 1934 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:55,360 {\an1}pain in my buttocks and I went to see a doctor, got 1935 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,560 {\an1}pain in my buttocks and I went to see a doctor, got an 1936 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:56,800 {\an1}pain in my buttocks and I went to see a doctor, got an array 1937 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,040 {\an1}pain in my buttocks and I went to see a doctor, got an array there 1938 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:57,320 {\an1}pain in my buttocks and I went to see a doctor, got an array there was 1939 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:57,600 {\an1}see a doctor, got an array there was a 1940 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:57,720 {\an1}see a doctor, got an array there was a rare 1941 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:58,080 {\an1}see a doctor, got an array there was a rare cancer 1942 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:58,200 {\an1}see a doctor, got an array there was a rare cancer in 1943 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,960 {\an1}see a doctor, got an array there was a rare cancer in my 1944 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,080 {\an1}see a doctor, got an array there was a rare cancer in my Spain 1945 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:02,440 {\an1}see a doctor, got an array there was a rare cancer in my Spain spine 1946 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:02,560 {\an1}see a doctor, got an array there was a rare cancer in my Spain spine that 1947 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,000 {\an1}a rare cancer in my Spain spine that only 1948 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:03,240 {\an1}a rare cancer in my Spain spine that only one 1949 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:03,480 {\an1}a rare cancer in my Spain spine that only one in 1950 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:03,720 {\an1}a rare cancer in my Spain spine that only one in a 1951 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:03,960 {\an1}a rare cancer in my Spain spine that only one in a million 1952 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,200 {\an1}a rare cancer in my Spain spine that only one in a million people 1953 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:04,480 {\an1}a rare cancer in my Spain spine that only one in a million people get. 1954 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:04,760 {\an1}only one in a million people get. You 1955 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,000 {\an1}only one in a million people get. You can't 1956 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,120 {\an1}only one in a million people get. You can't quite 1957 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:06,360 {\an1}only one in a million people get. You can't quite comprehend 1958 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:06,640 {\an1}only one in a million people get. You can't quite comprehend its 1959 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,280 {\an1}You can't quite comprehend its cancer. 1960 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:08,640 {\an1}- You can't quite comprehend its cancer. - When 1961 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,920 {\an1}- You can't quite comprehend its cancer. - When you 1962 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:11,160 {\an1}- You can't quite comprehend its cancer. - When you told 1963 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:11,400 {\an1}- You can't quite comprehend its cancer. - When you told me, 1964 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:11,640 {\an1}- You can't quite comprehend its cancer. - When you told me, you 1965 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:11,760 {\an1}- You can't quite comprehend its cancer. - When you told me, you texted 1966 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,200 {\an1}- cancer. - When you told me, you texted me 1967 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:12,440 {\an1}- cancer. - When you told me, you texted me and 1968 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:12,680 {\an1}- cancer. - When you told me, you texted me and did 1969 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:12,920 {\an1}- cancer. - When you told me, you texted me and did it 1970 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,040 {\an1}- cancer. - When you told me, you texted me and did it in 1971 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:13,280 {\an1}- cancer. - When you told me, you texted me and did it in the 1972 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:13,520 {\an1}- cancer. - When you told me, you texted me and did it in the form 1973 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:13,880 {\an1}- cancer. - When you told me, you texted me and did it in the form of 1974 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:14,000 {\an1}- cancer. - When you told me, you texted me and did it in the form of a 1975 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:14,240 {\an1}- cancer. - When you told me, you texted me and did it in the form of a quiz 1976 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:18,560 {\an1}me and did it in the form of a quiz question. 1977 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:18,680 {\an1}- me and did it in the form of a quiz question. - That 1978 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:19,040 {\an1}- me and did it in the form of a quiz question. - That reflects 1979 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:19,280 {\an1}- me and did it in the form of a quiz question. - That reflects really 1980 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,200 {\an1}- me and did it in the form of a quiz question. - That reflects really badly 1981 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:21,520 {\an1}- question. - That reflects really badly on 1982 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:21,880 {\an1}- question. - That reflects really badly on me, 1983 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:22,000 {\an1}- question. - That reflects really badly on me, but 1984 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:22,240 {\an1}- question. - That reflects really badly on me, but Josh 1985 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:22,600 {\an1}- question. - That reflects really badly on me, but Josh are 1986 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:22,720 {\an1}- question. - That reflects really badly on me, but Josh are part 1987 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,080 {\an1}- question. - That reflects really badly on me, but Josh are part of 1988 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:23,320 {\an1}- question. - That reflects really badly on me, but Josh are part of a 1989 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:23,600 {\an1}- question. - That reflects really badly on me, but Josh are part of a text 1990 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:23,880 {\an1}on me, but Josh are part of a text group 1991 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:24,120 {\an1}on me, but Josh are part of a text group there 1992 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:24,360 {\an1}on me, but Josh are part of a text group there is 1993 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:27,640 {\an1}on me, but Josh are part of a text group there is a 1994 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:27,760 {\an1}on me, but Josh are part of a text group there is a running 1995 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,040 {\an1}on me, but Josh are part of a text group there is a running joke 1996 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:28,400 {\an1}on me, but Josh are part of a text group there is a running joke so 1997 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,440 {\an1}on me, but Josh are part of a text group there is a running joke so I 1998 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:29,720 {\an1}group there is a running joke so I said, 1999 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:29,960 {\an1}group there is a running joke so I said, what's 2000 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:30,200 {\an1}group there is a running joke so I said, what's wrong 2001 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:30,440 {\an1}group there is a running joke so I said, what's wrong with 2002 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,040 {\an1}group there is a running joke so I said, what's wrong with me? 2003 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:33,440 {\an1}group there is a running joke so I said, what's wrong with me? Asthma, 2004 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,840 {\an1}said, what's wrong with me? Asthma, cancer... 2005 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,200 {\an1}said, what's wrong with me? Asthma, cancer... I 2006 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:35,440 {\an1}said, what's wrong with me? Asthma, cancer... I knew 2007 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:35,560 {\an1}said, what's wrong with me? Asthma, cancer... I knew nobody 2008 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:35,800 {\an1}said, what's wrong with me? Asthma, cancer... I knew nobody was 2009 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,040 {\an1}said, what's wrong with me? Asthma, cancer... I knew nobody was going 2010 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:36,280 {\an1}said, what's wrong with me? Asthma, cancer... I knew nobody was going to 2011 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:36,720 {\an1}cancer... I knew nobody was going to get 2012 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,440 {\an1}cancer... I knew nobody was going to get it. 2013 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:37,680 {\an1}cancer... I knew nobody was going to get it. It 2014 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:38,040 {\an1}cancer... I knew nobody was going to get it. It added 2015 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:38,280 {\an1}cancer... I knew nobody was going to get it. It added a 2016 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:38,400 {\an1}cancer... I knew nobody was going to get it. It added a game 2017 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:38,640 {\an1}cancer... I knew nobody was going to get it. It added a game show 2018 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:38,880 {\an1}cancer... I knew nobody was going to get it. It added a game show element 2019 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:39,320 {\an1}get it. It added a game show element to 2020 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,080 {\an1}get it. It added a game show element to proceedings. 2021 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:45,840 {\an1}But you recently had some good news? 2022 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:46,200 {\an1}Yes, 2023 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:46,440 {\an1}Yes, I 2024 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:46,680 {\an1}Yes, I am 2025 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:46,920 {\an1}Yes, I am two 2026 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:47,160 {\an1}Yes, I am two years 2027 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:47,280 {\an1}Yes, I am two years clear 2028 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:47,640 {\an1}Yes, I am two years clear of 2029 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,800 {\an1}Yes, I am two years clear of cancer. 2030 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,040 {\an1}- Yes, I am two years clear of cancer. - Matt, 2031 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:51,280 {\an1}- Yes, I am two years clear of cancer. - Matt, but 2032 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:51,520 {\an1}- Yes, I am two years clear of cancer. - Matt, but only 2033 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:51,760 {\an1}- Yes, I am two years clear of cancer. - Matt, but only means 2034 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:52,200 {\an1}- Yes, I am two years clear of cancer. - Matt, but only means one 2035 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:52,480 {\an1}- Yes, I am two years clear of cancer. - Matt, but only means one thing, 2036 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:52,760 {\an1}Matt, but only means one thing, bring 2037 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:53,000 {\an1}Matt, but only means one thing, bring them 2038 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:59,400 {\an1}Matt, but only means one thing, bring them out. 2039 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:07,840 {\an1}MUSIC: Live Forever. 2040 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:22,640 {\an1}CHEERING 2041 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,120 {\an1}- CHEERING - Earlier 2042 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:23,360 {\an1}- CHEERING - Earlier in 2043 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:28,320 {\an1}- CHEERING - Earlier in the 2044 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:28,560 {\an1}- CHEERING - Earlier in the show, 2045 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,880 {\an1}Earlier in the show, you mentioned giving your neurology nurse 2046 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,960 {\an1}your neurology nurse 2047 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,400 {\an1}Sharon Gill a Hans Award tonight. 2048 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,040 {\an1}Well much like Hillsy, she couldn't be bothered to show up. 2049 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,680 {\an1}But she has recorded you this message. 2050 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:37,920 {\an1}thank 2051 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:38,120 {\an1}thank you, 2052 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:38,320 {\an1}thank you, I'm 2053 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:38,520 {\an1}thank you, I'm so 2054 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:39,000 {\an1}thank you, I'm so grateful. 2055 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:39,280 {\an1}thank you, I'm so grateful. I 2056 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:39,480 {\an1}thank you, I'm so grateful. I wish 2057 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:39,680 {\an1}thank you, I'm so grateful. I wish you 2058 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:39,880 {\an1}thank you, I'm so grateful. I wish you all 2059 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:40,080 {\an1}thank you, I'm so grateful. I wish you all the 2060 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:40,480 {\an1}thank you, I'm so grateful. I wish you all the best 2061 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:40,720 {\an1}thank you, I'm so grateful. I wish you all the best and 2062 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:40,960 {\an1}thank you, I'm so grateful. I wish you all the best and see 2063 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:41,200 {\an1}thank you, I'm so grateful. I wish you all the best and see you 2064 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:45,840 {\an1}thank you, I'm so grateful. I wish you all the best and see you soon. 2065 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,000 {\an1}You can still donate to Stand up to Cancer. 2066 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,920 {\an1}We'll reveal the total raised for the night 2067 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,360 {\an1}at the end of the show. 2068 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,200 {\an1}Almost one in two of us will get cancer in our lifetime. 2069 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,280 {\an1}Help us fight back. 2070 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,440 {\an1}To give £40, £30, £20 or £10 to support 2071 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:01,320 {\an1}Stand Up To Cancer, text 40, 30, 20 or 10 to 70404, or to donate any 2072 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,040 {\an1}amount online, go to channel4.com/su2c. 2073 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:11,360 {\an1}100% of the money you give will fund life-saving cancer research. 2074 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,960 {\an1}Time for another Hans Award as we continue to recognise some 2075 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:18,120 {\an1}of the heroes of the year. 2076 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:25,640 {\an1}# I can be your Hans, baby. 2077 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,360 {\an1}# I can be your Hans, baby. 2078 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,440 {\an1}# I can Hans away the pain. 2079 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:44,920 {\an1}# I will Hans by you forever. 2080 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:50,040 {\an1}# You can take my Hans away. 2081 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,440 {\an1}Our first award is for Fay, who adapts and teaches 2082 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,600 {\an1}Strictly Come Dancing performances so they can be performed 2083 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,720 {\an1}by wheelchair users, and posts them to her Instagram, 2084 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:21,200 {\an1}all whilst battling ME herself. 2085 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:21,440 {\an1}I 2086 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:21,680 {\an1}I wanted 2087 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,520 {\an1}I wanted to 2088 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:23,760 {\an1}I wanted to say 2089 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,000 {\an1}I wanted to say thank 2090 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,120 {\an1}I wanted to say thank you 2091 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:24,480 {\an1}I wanted to say thank you and 2092 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:24,720 {\an1}I wanted to say thank you and I'm 2093 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:24,960 {\an1}I wanted to say thank you and I'm delighted 2094 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,840 {\an1}I wanted to say thank you and I'm delighted to 2095 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,080 {\an1}I wanted to say thank you and I'm delighted to accept 2096 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:27,200 {\an1}I wanted to say thank you and I'm delighted to accept the 2097 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:27,880 {\an1}I wanted to say thank you and I'm delighted to accept the Hans 2098 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,160 {\an1}I wanted to say thank you and I'm delighted to accept the Hans Award 2099 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,360 {\an1}delighted to accept the Hans Award for 2100 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:29,480 {\an1}delighted to accept the Hans Award for adapting 2101 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:29,840 {\an1}delighted to accept the Hans Award for adapting Strictly 2102 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:30,080 {\an1}delighted to accept the Hans Award for adapting Strictly Come 2103 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:30,360 {\an1}delighted to accept the Hans Award for adapting Strictly Come Dancing 2104 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:30,760 {\an1}for adapting Strictly Come Dancing routines 2105 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:31,360 {\an1}for adapting Strictly Come Dancing routines each 2106 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:32,800 {\an1}for adapting Strictly Come Dancing routines each week 2107 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,160 {\an1}for adapting Strictly Come Dancing routines each week show 2108 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:33,440 {\an1}for adapting Strictly Come Dancing routines each week show disabled 2109 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:33,720 {\an1}routines each week show disabled people 2110 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:33,960 {\an1}routines each week show disabled people that 2111 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:34,200 {\an1}routines each week show disabled people that dance 2112 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:34,440 {\an1}routines each week show disabled people that dance is 2113 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:34,560 {\an1}routines each week show disabled people that dance is for 2114 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,920 {\an1}routines each week show disabled people that dance is for everyone. 2115 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:43,560 {\an1}- people that dance is for everyone. - APPLAUSE. 2116 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:43,880 {\an1}- people that dance is for everyone. - APPLAUSE. - Celia 2117 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,120 {\an1}- people that dance is for everyone. - APPLAUSE. - Celia Imrie 2118 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,920 {\an1}- people that dance is for everyone. - APPLAUSE. - Celia Imrie was 2119 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,320 {\an1}- APPLAUSE. - Celia Imrie was nominated... 2120 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,720 {\an1}Our second award of the night goes to Celia Imrie, 2121 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,840 {\an1}who was nominated by Adam Hills on last week's show for owning her 2122 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,040 {\an1}own embarrassment on the Traitors. 2123 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,480 {\an1}Here she is accepting her award. 2124 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:56,680 {\an1}I 2125 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:56,960 {\an1}I am 2126 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:57,080 {\an1}I am delighted 2127 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:57,280 {\an1}I am delighted to 2128 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:57,480 {\an1}I am delighted to be 2129 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:57,680 {\an1}I am delighted to be an 2130 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:57,880 {\an1}I am delighted to be an award 2131 00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:58,160 {\an1}I am delighted to be an award winner 2132 00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:58,280 {\an1}I am delighted to be an award winner and 2133 00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:58,480 {\an1}I am delighted to be an award winner and if 2134 00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:58,680 {\an1}I am delighted to be an award winner and if it's 2135 00:28:58,680 --> 00:28:58,880 {\an1}I am delighted to be an award winner and if it's for 2136 00:28:58,880 --> 00:28:59,280 {\an1}I am delighted to be an award winner and if it's for making 2137 00:28:59,280 --> 00:28:59,520 {\an1}I am delighted to be an award winner and if it's for making people 2138 00:28:59,520 --> 00:28:59,800 {\an1}I am delighted to be an award winner and if it's for making people laugh, 2139 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,080 {\an1}and if it's for making people laugh, I 2140 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:00,320 {\an1}and if it's for making people laugh, I couldn't 2141 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,120 {\an1}and if it's for making people laugh, I couldn't be 2142 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:01,240 {\an1}and if it's for making people laugh, I couldn't be happier, 2143 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:01,600 {\an1}and if it's for making people laugh, I couldn't be happier, and 2144 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:01,840 {\an1}and if it's for making people laugh, I couldn't be happier, and I 2145 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:01,960 {\an1}and if it's for making people laugh, I couldn't be happier, and I wish 2146 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:02,400 {\an1}I couldn't be happier, and I wish you 2147 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:02,640 {\an1}I couldn't be happier, and I wish you all 2148 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:02,880 {\an1}I couldn't be happier, and I wish you all health 2149 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:03,120 {\an1}I couldn't be happier, and I wish you all health and 2150 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:03,360 {\an1}I couldn't be happier, and I wish you all health and happiness 2151 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:03,600 {\an1}I couldn't be happier, and I wish you all health and happiness for 2152 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:03,880 {\an1}I couldn't be happier, and I wish you all health and happiness for the 2153 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:04,160 {\an1}you all health and happiness for the year 2154 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:04,400 {\an1}you all health and happiness for the year ahead 2155 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:04,640 {\an1}you all health and happiness for the year ahead and 2156 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:04,880 {\an1}you all health and happiness for the year ahead and thank 2157 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,120 {\an1}you all health and happiness for the year ahead and thank you 2158 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,840 {\an1}you all health and happiness for the year ahead and thank you again. 2159 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:07,920 {\an1}- year ahead and thank you again. - CHEERING. 2160 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:31,960 {\an1}APPLAUSE 2161 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,600 {\an1}Welcome back to The Last Leg of Stand Up to Cancer. 2162 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,960 {\an1}We're joined by Jon Richardson, AJ Odudu, and Matt Forde, 2163 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,200 {\an1}but still not Adam Hills. 2164 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,600 {\an1}And don't forget, you can still donate, and we'll announce 2165 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:44,960 {\an1}the total amount raised at the end of the show. 2166 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:45,240 {\an1}There 2167 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:45,480 {\an1}There we 2168 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:50,480 {\an1}There we go! 2169 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:50,800 {\an1}There we go! Matt, 2170 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,040 {\an1}There we go! Matt, you 2171 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:51,360 {\an1}There we go! Matt, you are 2172 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:51,600 {\an1}There we go! Matt, you are going 2173 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:51,840 {\an1}There we go! Matt, you are going on 2174 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,080 {\an1}There we go! Matt, you are going on tour 2175 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:52,320 {\an1}There we go! Matt, you are going on tour in 2176 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:52,560 {\an1}There we go! Matt, you are going on tour in the 2177 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:52,800 {\an1}There we go! Matt, you are going on tour in the New 2178 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:53,400 {\an1}There we go! Matt, you are going on tour in the New Year? 2179 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:53,640 {\an1}- There we go! Matt, you are going on tour in the New Year? - Yes, 2180 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:53,920 {\an1}- There we go! Matt, you are going on tour in the New Year? - Yes, going 2181 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:54,200 {\an1}- tour in the New Year? - Yes, going across 2182 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:54,440 {\an1}- tour in the New Year? - Yes, going across the 2183 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:54,680 {\an1}- tour in the New Year? - Yes, going across the UK 2184 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:54,920 {\an1}- tour in the New Year? - Yes, going across the UK from 2185 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,400 {\an1}- tour in the New Year? - Yes, going across the UK from January 2186 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:56,640 {\an1}- tour in the New Year? - Yes, going across the UK from January to 2187 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:56,920 {\an1}- tour in the New Year? - Yes, going across the UK from January to June, 2188 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:57,200 {\an1}across the UK from January to June, where 2189 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:57,440 {\an1}across the UK from January to June, where I 2190 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:57,680 {\an1}across the UK from January to June, where I will 2191 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,720 {\an1}across the UK from January to June, where I will talk 2192 00:29:59,720 --> 00:29:59,960 {\an1}across the UK from January to June, where I will talk about 2193 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:00,240 {\an1}across the UK from January to June, where I will talk about male 2194 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:00,520 {\an1}where I will talk about male incontinence 2195 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:00,760 {\an1}where I will talk about male incontinence and 2196 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:01,200 {\an1}where I will talk about male incontinence and erectile 2197 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:01,480 {\an1}incontinence and erectile dysfunction 2198 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:01,760 {\an1}incontinence and erectile dysfunction and 2199 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,000 {\an1}incontinence and erectile dysfunction and all 2200 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:02,240 {\an1}incontinence and erectile dysfunction and all the 2201 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:02,520 {\an1}incontinence and erectile dysfunction and all the usual 2202 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:02,800 {\an1}dysfunction and all the usual cliches. 2203 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:03,040 {\an1}dysfunction and all the usual cliches. A 2204 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:03,280 {\an1}dysfunction and all the usual cliches. A classic 2205 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:03,520 {\an1}dysfunction and all the usual cliches. A classic stand-up 2206 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,560 {\an1}dysfunction and all the usual cliches. A classic stand-up show! 2207 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:05,840 {\an1}cliches. A classic stand-up show! All 2208 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:06,160 {\an1}cliches. A classic stand-up show! All the 2209 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:06,520 {\an1}cliches. A classic stand-up show! All the well 2210 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,160 {\an1}cliches. A classic stand-up show! All the well worn 2211 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:07,400 {\an1}cliches. A classic stand-up show! All the well worn topics, 2212 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,080 {\an1}cliches. A classic stand-up show! All the well worn topics, and 2213 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:08,360 {\an1}All the well worn topics, and impressions 2214 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:08,600 {\an1}All the well worn topics, and impressions of 2215 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:08,840 {\an1}All the well worn topics, and impressions of Donald 2216 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:09,080 {\an1}All the well worn topics, and impressions of Donald Trump 2217 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:09,320 {\an1}All the well worn topics, and impressions of Donald Trump and 2218 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:09,600 {\an1}All the well worn topics, and impressions of Donald Trump and Keir 2219 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,280 {\an1}impressions of Donald Trump and Keir Starmer. 2220 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:10,520 {\an1}- impressions of Donald Trump and Keir Starmer. - Let's 2221 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:10,760 {\an1}- impressions of Donald Trump and Keir Starmer. - Let's get 2222 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:11,000 {\an1}- impressions of Donald Trump and Keir Starmer. - Let's get to 2223 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:11,240 {\an1}- impressions of Donald Trump and Keir Starmer. - Let's get to Donald 2224 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:16,080 {\an1}- impressions of Donald Trump and Keir Starmer. - Let's get to Donald Trump. 2225 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,520 {\an1}David asked... 2226 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,920 {\an1}Yes, this week it was revealed that travellers planning visits 2227 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,080 {\an1}to the USA will soon have to provide a variety of extra information, 2228 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,480 {\an1}including dates and birthplaces of family members, and their social 2229 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,800 {\an1}media activity going back five years. 2230 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:33,360 {\an1}Is everyone worried? 2231 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:33,600 {\an1}No, 2232 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:33,840 {\an1}No, I'm 2233 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,080 {\an1}No, I'm not 2234 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,120 {\an1}No, I'm not worried 2235 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:36,360 {\an1}No, I'm not worried at 2236 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,040 {\an1}No, I'm not worried at all 2237 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:37,280 {\an1}No, I'm not worried at all because 2238 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:37,520 {\an1}No, I'm not worried at all because all 2239 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:37,760 {\an1}No, I'm not worried at all because all of 2240 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,000 {\an1}No, I'm not worried at all because all of the 2241 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:38,360 {\an1}No, I'm not worried at all because all of the dodgy 2242 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:38,600 {\an1}No, I'm not worried at all because all of the dodgy tweets 2243 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:38,840 {\an1}No, I'm not worried at all because all of the dodgy tweets I 2244 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:39,080 {\an1}No, I'm not worried at all because all of the dodgy tweets I send 2245 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:39,440 {\an1}No, I'm not worried at all because all of the dodgy tweets I send out 2246 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,040 {\an1}all of the dodgy tweets I send out are 2247 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:40,280 {\an1}all of the dodgy tweets I send out are from 2248 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:40,520 {\an1}all of the dodgy tweets I send out are from my 2249 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:40,760 {\an1}all of the dodgy tweets I send out are from my burner 2250 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:41,000 {\an1}all of the dodgy tweets I send out are from my burner account, 2251 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,240 {\an1}all of the dodgy tweets I send out are from my burner account, at 2252 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:41,520 {\an1}all of the dodgy tweets I send out are from my burner account, at Josh 2253 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:45,400 {\an1}are from my burner account, at Josh Widdicombe. 2254 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,920 {\an1}- Widdicombe. - # 2255 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:47,160 {\an1}- Widdicombe. - # Tell 2256 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:47,400 {\an1}- Widdicombe. - # Tell me 2257 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:47,680 {\an1}- Widdicombe. - # Tell me why 2258 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:47,960 {\an1}# Tell me why # 2259 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:48,200 {\an1}# Tell me why # Ain't 2260 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:48,440 {\an1}# Tell me why # Ain't nothing 2261 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:48,680 {\an1}# Tell me why # Ain't nothing but 2262 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:48,920 {\an1}# Tell me why # Ain't nothing but a 2263 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:53,400 {\an1}# Tell me why # Ain't nothing but a heartache... 2264 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:53,960 {\an1}# Ain't nothing but a heartache... How 2265 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:54,200 {\an1}# Ain't nothing but a heartache... How are 2266 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:54,440 {\an1}# Ain't nothing but a heartache... How are you 2267 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:54,680 {\an1}# Ain't nothing but a heartache... How are you feeling 2268 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:54,920 {\an1}# Ain't nothing but a heartache... How are you feeling about 2269 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:55,160 {\an1}# Ain't nothing but a heartache... How are you feeling about it 2270 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:55,440 {\an1}# Ain't nothing but a heartache... How are you feeling about it because 2271 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:55,720 {\an1}How are you feeling about it because when 2272 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:55,960 {\an1}How are you feeling about it because when you 2273 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:56,200 {\an1}How are you feeling about it because when you don't 2274 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:56,440 {\an1}How are you feeling about it because when you don't want 2275 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:56,680 {\an1}How are you feeling about it because when you don't want to 2276 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:56,920 {\an1}How are you feeling about it because when you don't want to feel 2277 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:57,160 {\an1}How are you feeling about it because when you don't want to feel like 2278 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:57,440 {\an1}How are you feeling about it because when you don't want to feel like you 2279 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:57,720 {\an1}when you don't want to feel like you are 2280 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:57,960 {\an1}when you don't want to feel like you are being 2281 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:58,200 {\an1}when you don't want to feel like you are being spied 2282 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:58,440 {\an1}when you don't want to feel like you are being spied on 2283 00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:58,680 {\an1}when you don't want to feel like you are being spied on or 2284 00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:58,920 {\an1}when you don't want to feel like you are being spied on or vetted. 2285 00:30:58,920 --> 00:30:59,160 {\an1}when you don't want to feel like you are being spied on or vetted. It 2286 00:30:59,160 --> 00:30:59,440 {\an1}when you don't want to feel like you are being spied on or vetted. It is 2287 00:30:59,440 --> 00:30:59,720 {\an1}are being spied on or vetted. It is hard 2288 00:30:59,720 --> 00:30:59,960 {\an1}are being spied on or vetted. It is hard enough 2289 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:00,200 {\an1}are being spied on or vetted. It is hard enough getting 2290 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:00,440 {\an1}are being spied on or vetted. It is hard enough getting through 2291 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:00,720 {\an1}are being spied on or vetted. It is hard enough getting through passport 2292 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,760 {\an1}hard enough getting through passport control. 2293 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,000 {\an1}hard enough getting through passport control. Yes, 2294 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:02,240 {\an1}hard enough getting through passport control. Yes, and 2295 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:02,480 {\an1}hard enough getting through passport control. Yes, and you 2296 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:02,720 {\an1}hard enough getting through passport control. Yes, and you are 2297 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:02,960 {\an1}hard enough getting through passport control. Yes, and you are going 2298 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:03,240 {\an1}hard enough getting through passport control. Yes, and you are going to 2299 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:03,520 {\an1}control. Yes, and you are going to have 2300 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:03,760 {\an1}control. Yes, and you are going to have to 2301 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,000 {\an1}control. Yes, and you are going to have to give 2302 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,240 {\an1}control. Yes, and you are going to have to give your 2303 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:04,720 {\an1}control. Yes, and you are going to have to give your parents 2304 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:05,640 {\an1}control. Yes, and you are going to have to give your parents birthdays? 2305 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:06,120 {\an1}have to give your parents birthdays? I 2306 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:06,600 {\an1}have to give your parents birthdays? I don't 2307 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:06,840 {\an1}have to give your parents birthdays? I don't know 2308 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,760 {\an1}have to give your parents birthdays? I don't know that! 2309 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:08,000 {\an1}- have to give your parents birthdays? I don't know that! - I 2310 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:08,240 {\an1}- have to give your parents birthdays? I don't know that! - I don't 2311 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:08,480 {\an1}- have to give your parents birthdays? I don't know that! - I don't know 2312 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,000 {\an1}- have to give your parents birthdays? I don't know that! - I don't know that 2313 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:09,760 {\an1}- I don't know that! - I don't know that information. 2314 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,000 {\an1}- I don't know that! - I don't know that information. - If 2315 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,400 {\an1}- I don't know that! - I don't know that information. - If I 2316 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:10,800 {\an1}- I don't know that! - I don't know that information. - If I need 2317 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:11,040 {\an1}- I don't know that! - I don't know that information. - If I need to 2318 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:11,280 {\an1}- I don't know that! - I don't know that information. - If I need to go 2319 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,000 {\an1}- I don't know that! - I don't know that information. - If I need to go to 2320 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,280 {\an1}- information. - If I need to go to America 2321 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:12,600 {\an1}- information. - If I need to go to America and 2322 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:12,840 {\an1}- information. - If I need to go to America and know 2323 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,080 {\an1}- information. - If I need to go to America and know my 2324 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:13,360 {\an1}- information. - If I need to go to America and know my daughter's 2325 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:21,080 {\an1}America and know my daughter's birthday, 2326 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:21,320 {\an1}America and know my daughter's birthday, I 2327 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:21,560 {\an1}America and know my daughter's birthday, I am 2328 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,120 {\an1}America and know my daughter's birthday, I am fucked. 2329 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:24,440 {\an1}- America and know my daughter's birthday, I am fucked. - You 2330 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:24,680 {\an1}- America and know my daughter's birthday, I am fucked. - You know 2331 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:24,960 {\an1}- America and know my daughter's birthday, I am fucked. - You know what 2332 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,240 {\an1}- birthday, I am fucked. - You know what my 2333 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:25,480 {\an1}- birthday, I am fucked. - You know what my mum's 2334 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:25,720 {\an1}- birthday, I am fucked. - You know what my mum's social 2335 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:25,960 {\an1}- birthday, I am fucked. - You know what my mum's social media 2336 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,120 {\an1}- birthday, I am fucked. - You know what my mum's social media is 2337 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,560 {\an1}- birthday, I am fucked. - You know what my mum's social media is like. 2338 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:28,840 {\an1}- birthday, I am fucked. - You know what my mum's social media is like. - She 2339 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:29,120 {\an1}- my mum's social media is like. - She is 2340 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:29,360 {\an1}- my mum's social media is like. - She is in 2341 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:29,600 {\an1}- my mum's social media is like. - She is in my 2342 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,360 {\an1}- my mum's social media is like. - She is in my DM 2343 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:30,600 {\an1}- my mum's social media is like. - She is in my DM draw 2344 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:30,840 {\an1}- my mum's social media is like. - She is in my DM draw too 2345 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,200 {\an1}- my mum's social media is like. - She is in my DM draw too much. 2346 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:31,440 {\an1}- my mum's social media is like. - She is in my DM draw too much. Not 2347 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:31,720 {\an1}- my mum's social media is like. - She is in my DM draw too much. Not that 2348 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:32,000 {\an1}is in my DM draw too much. Not that way! 2349 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:32,240 {\an1}is in my DM draw too much. Not that way! She 2350 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:32,480 {\an1}is in my DM draw too much. Not that way! She just 2351 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:32,720 {\an1}is in my DM draw too much. Not that way! She just gets 2352 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:32,960 {\an1}is in my DM draw too much. Not that way! She just gets a 2353 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,200 {\an1}is in my DM draw too much. Not that way! She just gets a lot 2354 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:33,440 {\an1}is in my DM draw too much. Not that way! She just gets a lot of 2355 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:33,720 {\an1}is in my DM draw too much. Not that way! She just gets a lot of traction 2356 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:34,000 {\an1}way! She just gets a lot of traction from 2357 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:34,240 {\an1}way! She just gets a lot of traction from my 2358 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:34,480 {\an1}way! She just gets a lot of traction from my content. 2359 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:34,720 {\an1}way! She just gets a lot of traction from my content. That 2360 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:34,960 {\an1}way! She just gets a lot of traction from my content. That is 2361 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:35,200 {\an1}way! She just gets a lot of traction from my content. That is not 2362 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:35,480 {\an1}way! She just gets a lot of traction from my content. That is not making 2363 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:35,760 {\an1}from my content. That is not making it 2364 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,360 {\an1}from my content. That is not making it better! 2365 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:38,600 {\an1}- from my content. That is not making it better! - Has 2366 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:38,840 {\an1}- from my content. That is not making it better! - Has she 2367 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:39,160 {\an1}- from my content. That is not making it better! - Has she hit 2368 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:39,400 {\an1}- from my content. That is not making it better! - Has she hit the 2369 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:39,640 {\an1}- from my content. That is not making it better! - Has she hit the bell 2370 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:39,920 {\an1}- from my content. That is not making it better! - Has she hit the bell on 2371 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:40,200 {\an1}- it better! - Has she hit the bell on your 2372 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:40,440 {\an1}- it better! - Has she hit the bell on your YouTube 2373 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:40,680 {\an1}- it better! - Has she hit the bell on your YouTube channel 2374 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:40,920 {\an1}- it better! - Has she hit the bell on your YouTube channel as 2375 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,320 {\an1}- it better! - Has she hit the bell on your YouTube channel as well? 2376 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,960 {\an1}We've looked into it and here are three absolute red flags. 2377 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,800 {\an1}People that are deemed too dangerous... 2378 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:54,760 {\an1}People that brag about their holidays... 2379 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:55,120 {\an1}They 2380 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:55,360 {\an1}They are 2381 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:55,600 {\an1}They are the 2382 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,640 {\an1}They are the worst! 2383 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,640 {\an1}They are the worst! Look 2384 00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:58,880 {\an1}They are the worst! Look at 2385 00:31:58,880 --> 00:31:59,440 {\an1}They are the worst! Look at that! 2386 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:08,800 {\an1}And total nutjobs. 2387 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,040 {\an1}Number 2388 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:09,280 {\an1}Number two, 2389 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:09,520 {\an1}Number two, Flying 2390 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:09,640 {\an1}Number two, Flying Without 2391 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,400 {\an1}Number two, Flying Without Wings! 2392 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,280 {\an1}However, there is a workaround for those looking 2393 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,360 {\an1}to move to America. 2394 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,280 {\an1}President Trump has announced a scheme offering fast-tracked 2395 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,680 {\an1}US visas for a cost of at least $1 million. 2396 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,520 {\an1}Would you like to see the tasteful, genuine, gold card? 2397 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:25,480 {\an1}This 2398 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:25,800 {\an1}This is 2399 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,040 {\an1}This is what 2400 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:26,280 {\an1}This is what you 2401 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:26,520 {\an1}This is what you will 2402 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:27,200 {\an1}This is what you will get. 2403 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:27,440 {\an1}This is what you will get. Look 2404 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:27,680 {\an1}This is what you will get. Look at 2405 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,400 {\an1}This is what you will get. Look at that. 2406 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:29,640 {\an1}This is what you will get. Look at that. That 2407 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:29,880 {\an1}This is what you will get. Look at that. That is 2408 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:30,120 {\an1}This is what you will get. Look at that. That is a 2409 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:30,360 {\an1}This is what you will get. Look at that. That is a real 2410 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:30,600 {\an1}This is what you will get. Look at that. That is a real picture 2411 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:30,880 {\an1}This is what you will get. Look at that. That is a real picture of 2412 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,160 {\an1}that. That is a real picture of Donald 2413 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:32,440 {\an1}that. That is a real picture of Donald Trump 2414 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:32,680 {\an1}that. That is a real picture of Donald Trump riding 2415 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:32,920 {\an1}that. That is a real picture of Donald Trump riding an 2416 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:33,160 {\an1}that. That is a real picture of Donald Trump riding an Eagle 2417 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:33,440 {\an1}that. That is a real picture of Donald Trump riding an Eagle past 2418 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:33,720 {\an1}Donald Trump riding an Eagle past the 2419 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:33,960 {\an1}Donald Trump riding an Eagle past the Statue 2420 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:34,200 {\an1}Donald Trump riding an Eagle past the Statue of 2421 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:39,400 {\an1}Donald Trump riding an Eagle past the Statue of Liberty. 2422 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:39,720 {\an1}- Donald Trump riding an Eagle past the Statue of Liberty. - A 2423 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:40,000 {\an1}- Donald Trump riding an Eagle past the Statue of Liberty. - A really 2424 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,280 {\an1}- the Statue of Liberty. - A really small 2425 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,160 {\an1}- the Statue of Liberty. - A really small eagle! 2426 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:43,400 {\an1}- the Statue of Liberty. - A really small eagle! - Do 2427 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:43,960 {\an1}- the Statue of Liberty. - A really small eagle! - Do you 2428 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:44,200 {\an1}- the Statue of Liberty. - A really small eagle! - Do you want 2429 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:44,440 {\an1}- the Statue of Liberty. - A really small eagle! - Do you want to 2430 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:44,680 {\an1}- the Statue of Liberty. - A really small eagle! - Do you want to see 2431 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:44,960 {\an1}- the Statue of Liberty. - A really small eagle! - Do you want to see a 2432 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,240 {\an1}- small eagle! - Do you want to see a very 2433 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:45,480 {\an1}- small eagle! - Do you want to see a very cheery 2434 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:45,720 {\an1}- small eagle! - Do you want to see a very cheery snap 2435 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:45,960 {\an1}- small eagle! - Do you want to see a very cheery snap of 2436 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:46,400 {\an1}- small eagle! - Do you want to see a very cheery snap of somebody 2437 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:46,640 {\an1}- small eagle! - Do you want to see a very cheery snap of somebody who 2438 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:46,920 {\an1}- small eagle! - Do you want to see a very cheery snap of somebody who is 2439 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:47,200 {\an1}very cheery snap of somebody who is so 2440 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:47,440 {\an1}very cheery snap of somebody who is so happy 2441 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:47,680 {\an1}very cheery snap of somebody who is so happy with 2442 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:47,920 {\an1}very cheery snap of somebody who is so happy with their 2443 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:48,160 {\an1}very cheery snap of somebody who is so happy with their gold 2444 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:48,400 {\an1}very cheery snap of somebody who is so happy with their gold card? 2445 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:48,680 {\an1}very cheery snap of somebody who is so happy with their gold card? Look 2446 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:48,960 {\an1}so happy with their gold card? Look at 2447 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:49,200 {\an1}so happy with their gold card? Look at his 2448 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:49,440 {\an1}so happy with their gold card? Look at his little 2449 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,720 {\an1}so happy with their gold card? Look at his little face! 2450 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,200 {\an1}so happy with their gold card? Look at his little face! He 2451 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:51,440 {\an1}so happy with their gold card? Look at his little face! He looks 2452 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:51,720 {\an1}so happy with their gold card? Look at his little face! He looks like 2453 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,000 {\an1}at his little face! He looks like Charlie 2454 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:52,240 {\an1}at his little face! He looks like Charlie bucket! 2455 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:52,480 {\an1}at his little face! He looks like Charlie bucket! It's 2456 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,600 {\an1}at his little face! He looks like Charlie bucket! It's unbelievable. 2457 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:54,880 {\an1}- Charlie bucket! It's unbelievable. - More 2458 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:55,120 {\an1}- Charlie bucket! It's unbelievable. - More like 2459 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:55,360 {\an1}- Charlie bucket! It's unbelievable. - More like grandpa 2460 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:55,600 {\an1}- Charlie bucket! It's unbelievable. - More like grandpa Joe, 2461 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:55,840 {\an1}- Charlie bucket! It's unbelievable. - More like grandpa Joe, to 2462 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:56,080 {\an1}- Charlie bucket! It's unbelievable. - More like grandpa Joe, to be 2463 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:56,800 {\an1}- Charlie bucket! It's unbelievable. - More like grandpa Joe, to be fair. 2464 00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,120 {\an1}One of the great things about Hillsy not being here is I can do 2465 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,520 {\an1}the stories I want to cover. 2466 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,440 {\an1}This week, in huge news, Bez from the Happy Mondays has said 2467 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:12,480 {\an1}he fears he could lose his job to an AI bot. 2468 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:12,760 {\an1}Are 2469 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,000 {\an1}Are you 2470 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:13,240 {\an1}Are you all 2471 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:13,480 {\an1}Are you all right? 2472 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:13,720 {\an1}- Are you all right? - He 2473 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:13,960 {\an1}- Are you all right? - He didn't, 2474 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:14,200 {\an1}- Are you all right? - He didn't, though, 2475 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:14,440 {\an1}- Are you all right? - He didn't, though, did 2476 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,760 {\an1}- Are you all right? - He didn't, though, did he? 2477 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:16,000 {\an1}- Are you all right? - He didn't, though, did he? - He 2478 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:16,760 {\an1}- Are you all right? - He didn't, though, did he? - He did. 2479 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,840 {\an1}Speaking to The Big Issue about this, he said... 2480 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:28,880 {\an1}Guys, are you worried for Bez, or even yourselves? 2481 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:29,760 {\an1}I 2482 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:30,000 {\an1}I haven't 2483 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,160 {\an1}I haven't got 2484 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:31,400 {\an1}I haven't got time 2485 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:31,640 {\an1}I haven't got time to 2486 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:31,880 {\an1}I haven't got time to worry 2487 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:32,120 {\an1}I haven't got time to worry about 2488 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:32,360 {\an1}I haven't got time to worry about Bez. 2489 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:32,600 {\an1}I haven't got time to worry about Bez. Have 2490 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:33,000 {\an1}I haven't got time to worry about Bez. Have you 2491 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:33,240 {\an1}I haven't got time to worry about Bez. Have you seen 2492 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:33,480 {\an1}I haven't got time to worry about Bez. Have you seen my 2493 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:33,720 {\an1}I haven't got time to worry about Bez. Have you seen my life? 2494 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:33,960 {\an1}I haven't got time to worry about Bez. Have you seen my life? AI 2495 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:34,240 {\an1}I haven't got time to worry about Bez. Have you seen my life? AI is 2496 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:34,520 {\an1}Bez. Have you seen my life? AI is not 2497 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,760 {\an1}Bez. Have you seen my life? AI is not coming 2498 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,320 {\an1}Bez. Have you seen my life? AI is not coming for 2499 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:36,560 {\an1}Bez. Have you seen my life? AI is not coming for Bez, 2500 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:36,800 {\an1}Bez. Have you seen my life? AI is not coming for Bez, no 2501 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,040 {\an1}Bez. Have you seen my life? AI is not coming for Bez, no one 2502 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:37,280 {\an1}Bez. Have you seen my life? AI is not coming for Bez, no one cares 2503 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:37,560 {\an1}Bez. Have you seen my life? AI is not coming for Bez, no one cares if 2504 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:37,840 {\an1}not coming for Bez, no one cares if a 2505 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:38,080 {\an1}not coming for Bez, no one cares if a computer 2506 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:38,320 {\an1}not coming for Bez, no one cares if a computer does 2507 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,400 {\an1}not coming for Bez, no one cares if a computer does drugs. 2508 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:47,440 {\an1}- not coming for Bez, no one cares if a computer does drugs. - APPLAUSE 2509 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:47,720 {\an1}- a computer does drugs. - APPLAUSE AJ, 2510 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:47,960 {\an1}- a computer does drugs. - APPLAUSE AJ, are 2511 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,200 {\an1}- a computer does drugs. - APPLAUSE AJ, are you 2512 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:56,760 {\an1}- a computer does drugs. - APPLAUSE AJ, are you worried 2513 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:57,000 {\an1}- a computer does drugs. - APPLAUSE AJ, are you worried about 2514 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:57,240 {\an1}- a computer does drugs. - APPLAUSE AJ, are you worried about AI 2515 00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:57,520 {\an1}- a computer does drugs. - APPLAUSE AJ, are you worried about AI Odudu? 2516 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:57,800 {\an1}- AJ, are you worried about AI Odudu? - I've 2517 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:58,040 {\an1}- AJ, are you worried about AI Odudu? - I've got 2518 00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:58,280 {\an1}- AJ, are you worried about AI Odudu? - I've got a 2519 00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:58,520 {\an1}- AJ, are you worried about AI Odudu? - I've got a lot 2520 00:33:58,520 --> 00:33:58,800 {\an1}- AJ, are you worried about AI Odudu? - I've got a lot of 2521 00:33:58,800 --> 00:33:59,040 {\an1}- AJ, are you worried about AI Odudu? - I've got a lot of time 2522 00:33:59,040 --> 00:33:59,280 {\an1}- AJ, are you worried about AI Odudu? - I've got a lot of time for 2523 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,960 {\an1}- AJ, are you worried about AI Odudu? - I've got a lot of time for that! 2524 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:01,240 {\an1}- AJ, are you worried about AI Odudu? - I've got a lot of time for that! - I'm 2525 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:01,800 {\an1}- I've got a lot of time for that! - I'm not 2526 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:02,040 {\an1}- I've got a lot of time for that! - I'm not worried, 2527 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:02,280 {\an1}- I've got a lot of time for that! - I'm not worried, I 2528 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:02,560 {\an1}- I've got a lot of time for that! - I'm not worried, I feel 2529 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:02,800 {\an1}- I've got a lot of time for that! - I'm not worried, I feel like, 2530 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:03,080 {\an1}- I've got a lot of time for that! - I'm not worried, I feel like, it's 2531 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:03,360 {\an1}not worried, I feel like, it's complex, 2532 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:03,600 {\an1}not worried, I feel like, it's complex, it's 2533 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:03,840 {\an1}not worried, I feel like, it's complex, it's already 2534 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:04,080 {\an1}not worried, I feel like, it's complex, it's already here, 2535 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:04,320 {\an1}not worried, I feel like, it's complex, it's already here, it 2536 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:04,640 {\an1}not worried, I feel like, it's complex, it's already here, it isn't 2537 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:04,920 {\an1}complex, it's already here, it isn't something 2538 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:05,160 {\an1}complex, it's already here, it isn't something to 2539 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:05,400 {\an1}complex, it's already here, it isn't something to fear, 2540 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:05,640 {\an1}complex, it's already here, it isn't something to fear, we 2541 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:05,880 {\an1}complex, it's already here, it isn't something to fear, we need 2542 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:06,120 {\an1}complex, it's already here, it isn't something to fear, we need to 2543 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:06,400 {\an1}complex, it's already here, it isn't something to fear, we need to get 2544 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:06,680 {\an1}something to fear, we need to get our 2545 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,720 {\an1}something to fear, we need to get our heads 2546 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:07,960 {\an1}something to fear, we need to get our heads around 2547 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:08,320 {\an1}something to fear, we need to get our heads around it 2548 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:08,560 {\an1}something to fear, we need to get our heads around it because 2549 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:08,800 {\an1}something to fear, we need to get our heads around it because it 2550 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:09,080 {\an1}something to fear, we need to get our heads around it because it is 2551 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:09,360 {\an1}our heads around it because it is not 2552 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:09,600 {\an1}our heads around it because it is not something 2553 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:09,840 {\an1}our heads around it because it is not something that 2554 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:10,080 {\an1}our heads around it because it is not something that is 2555 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:10,320 {\an1}our heads around it because it is not something that is going 2556 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:10,600 {\an1}our heads around it because it is not something that is going to 2557 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:10,880 {\an1}not something that is going to happen, 2558 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:11,120 {\an1}not something that is going to happen, it 2559 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:11,360 {\an1}not something that is going to happen, it is 2560 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:11,600 {\an1}not something that is going to happen, it is already 2561 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:11,840 {\an1}not something that is going to happen, it is already happening, 2562 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,120 {\an1}not something that is going to happen, it is already happening, you 2563 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:12,400 {\an1}happen, it is already happening, you know 2564 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:12,640 {\an1}happen, it is already happening, you know what 2565 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:12,880 {\an1}happen, it is already happening, you know what I 2566 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,760 {\an1}happen, it is already happening, you know what I mean? 2567 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:17,320 {\an1}- happen, it is already happening, you know what I mean? - Pour 2568 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:17,680 {\an1}- happen, it is already happening, you know what I mean? - Pour Bez, 2569 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,040 {\an1}- happen, it is already happening, you know what I mean? - Pour Bez, he 2570 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:18,360 {\an1}- happen, it is already happening, you know what I mean? - Pour Bez, he has 2571 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:18,640 {\an1}- know what I mean? - Pour Bez, he has gone 2572 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:18,880 {\an1}- know what I mean? - Pour Bez, he has gone already. 2573 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:19,120 {\an1}- know what I mean? - Pour Bez, he has gone already. Matt, 2574 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,600 {\an1}- know what I mean? - Pour Bez, he has gone already. Matt, worried? 2575 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:20,840 {\an1}- know what I mean? - Pour Bez, he has gone already. Matt, worried? - No, 2576 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:21,120 {\an1}- know what I mean? - Pour Bez, he has gone already. Matt, worried? - No, I 2577 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:21,400 {\an1}- gone already. Matt, worried? - No, I think 2578 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:21,640 {\an1}- gone already. Matt, worried? - No, I think it 2579 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:21,880 {\an1}- gone already. Matt, worried? - No, I think it is 2580 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:22,120 {\an1}- gone already. Matt, worried? - No, I think it is basically 2581 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:22,360 {\an1}- gone already. Matt, worried? - No, I think it is basically not 2582 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:22,600 {\an1}- gone already. Matt, worried? - No, I think it is basically not as 2583 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:22,840 {\an1}- gone already. Matt, worried? - No, I think it is basically not as good 2584 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:23,120 {\an1}- gone already. Matt, worried? - No, I think it is basically not as good as 2585 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:23,400 {\an1}think it is basically not as good as people 2586 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:23,640 {\an1}think it is basically not as good as people worry 2587 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:23,880 {\an1}think it is basically not as good as people worry about. 2588 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:24,560 {\an1}think it is basically not as good as people worry about. I 2589 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:24,800 {\an1}think it is basically not as good as people worry about. I think 2590 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,040 {\an1}think it is basically not as good as people worry about. I think it 2591 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:25,320 {\an1}think it is basically not as good as people worry about. I think it is 2592 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:25,600 {\an1}people worry about. I think it is basically 2593 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,560 {\an1}people worry about. I think it is basically rubbish. 2594 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:26,800 {\an1}- people worry about. I think it is basically rubbish. - Are 2595 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:27,040 {\an1}- people worry about. I think it is basically rubbish. - Are we 2596 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:27,320 {\an1}- people worry about. I think it is basically rubbish. - Are we talking 2597 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:27,600 {\an1}- basically rubbish. - Are we talking about 2598 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:27,840 {\an1}- basically rubbish. - Are we talking about AI 2599 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:28,080 {\an1}- basically rubbish. - Are we talking about AI or 2600 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:31,160 {\an1}- basically rubbish. - Are we talking about AI or Bez? 2601 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:31,400 {\an1}- basically rubbish. - Are we talking about AI or Bez? - AI, 2602 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:31,640 {\an1}- basically rubbish. - Are we talking about AI or Bez? - AI, I 2603 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:31,880 {\an1}- basically rubbish. - Are we talking about AI or Bez? - AI, I think 2604 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:32,160 {\an1}- basically rubbish. - Are we talking about AI or Bez? - AI, I think Bez 2605 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:32,440 {\an1}- about AI or Bez? - AI, I think Bez poses 2606 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:32,680 {\an1}- about AI or Bez? - AI, I think Bez poses a 2607 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:32,920 {\an1}- about AI or Bez? - AI, I think Bez poses a bigger 2608 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,160 {\an1}- about AI or Bez? - AI, I think Bez poses a bigger threat 2609 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:33,400 {\an1}- about AI or Bez? - AI, I think Bez poses a bigger threat to 2610 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:33,640 {\an1}- about AI or Bez? - AI, I think Bez poses a bigger threat to my 2611 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:33,920 {\an1}- about AI or Bez? - AI, I think Bez poses a bigger threat to my safety 2612 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:34,200 {\an1}poses a bigger threat to my safety than 2613 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,040 {\an1}poses a bigger threat to my safety than AI. 2614 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:35,280 {\an1}poses a bigger threat to my safety than AI. AI 2615 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:35,520 {\an1}poses a bigger threat to my safety than AI. AI is 2616 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:35,760 {\an1}poses a bigger threat to my safety than AI. AI is just 2617 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,320 {\an1}poses a bigger threat to my safety than AI. AI is just Google, 2618 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:37,600 {\an1}poses a bigger threat to my safety than AI. AI is just Google, isn't 2619 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,120 {\an1}than AI. AI is just Google, isn't it? 2620 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:38,360 {\an1}- than AI. AI is just Google, isn't it? - Have 2621 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:38,840 {\an1}- than AI. AI is just Google, isn't it? - Have you 2622 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:39,080 {\an1}- than AI. AI is just Google, isn't it? - Have you seen 2623 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:39,320 {\an1}- than AI. AI is just Google, isn't it? - Have you seen the 2624 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:39,560 {\an1}- than AI. AI is just Google, isn't it? - Have you seen the Spanish 2625 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:39,840 {\an1}- than AI. AI is just Google, isn't it? - Have you seen the Spanish monkey 2626 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:40,120 {\an1}- it? - Have you seen the Spanish monkey that 2627 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:40,360 {\an1}- it? - Have you seen the Spanish monkey that does 2628 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:40,600 {\an1}- it? - Have you seen the Spanish monkey that does ASMR, 2629 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,520 {\an1}- it? - Have you seen the Spanish monkey that does ASMR, though? 2630 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:42,840 {\an1}- it? - Have you seen the Spanish monkey that does ASMR, though? - What 2631 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:43,400 {\an1}- it? - Have you seen the Spanish monkey that does ASMR, though? - What Jamaat 2632 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:44,360 {\an1}- that does ASMR, though? - What Jamaat are 2633 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:44,600 {\an1}- that does ASMR, though? - What Jamaat are you 2634 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:44,840 {\an1}- that does ASMR, though? - What Jamaat are you on 2635 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:45,080 {\an1}- that does ASMR, though? - What Jamaat are you on drugs 2636 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,360 {\an1}- that does ASMR, though? - What Jamaat are you on drugs now? 2637 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:46,600 {\an1}- that does ASMR, though? - What Jamaat are you on drugs now? - It 2638 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:46,840 {\an1}- that does ASMR, though? - What Jamaat are you on drugs now? - It is 2639 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:47,120 {\an1}- that does ASMR, though? - What Jamaat are you on drugs now? - It is good 2640 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:47,400 {\an1}- are you on drugs now? - It is good stuff. 2641 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:47,640 {\an1}- are you on drugs now? - It is good stuff. It 2642 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:47,880 {\an1}- are you on drugs now? - It is good stuff. It is 2643 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:48,120 {\an1}- are you on drugs now? - It is good stuff. It is a 2644 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:48,600 {\an1}- are you on drugs now? - It is good stuff. It is a Spanish 2645 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:48,840 {\an1}- are you on drugs now? - It is good stuff. It is a Spanish monkey 2646 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:49,120 {\an1}- are you on drugs now? - It is good stuff. It is a Spanish monkey that 2647 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:49,400 {\an1}stuff. It is a Spanish monkey that eats 2648 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:49,640 {\an1}stuff. It is a Spanish monkey that eats food 2649 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:49,880 {\an1}stuff. It is a Spanish monkey that eats food on 2650 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:50,120 {\an1}stuff. It is a Spanish monkey that eats food on Instagram 2651 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:50,360 {\an1}stuff. It is a Spanish monkey that eats food on Instagram and 2652 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:50,600 {\an1}stuff. It is a Spanish monkey that eats food on Instagram and tells 2653 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:50,880 {\an1}stuff. It is a Spanish monkey that eats food on Instagram and tells you 2654 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:51,160 {\an1}eats food on Instagram and tells you about 2655 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:51,400 {\an1}eats food on Instagram and tells you about it 2656 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:51,640 {\an1}eats food on Instagram and tells you about it in 2657 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:51,880 {\an1}eats food on Instagram and tells you about it in in 2658 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,840 {\an1}eats food on Instagram and tells you about it in in whispers. 2659 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,880 {\an1}- eats food on Instagram and tells you about it in in whispers. - Do 2660 00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:58,120 {\an1}- eats food on Instagram and tells you about it in in whispers. - Do you 2661 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:58,400 {\an1}- eats food on Instagram and tells you about it in in whispers. - Do you know 2662 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:58,680 {\an1}- about it in in whispers. - Do you know what? 2663 00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:58,920 {\an1}- about it in in whispers. - Do you know what? You've 2664 00:34:58,920 --> 00:34:59,160 {\an1}- about it in in whispers. - Do you know what? You've got 2665 00:34:59,160 --> 00:34:59,400 {\an1}- about it in in whispers. - Do you know what? You've got a 2666 00:34:59,400 --> 00:34:59,640 {\an1}- about it in in whispers. - Do you know what? You've got a lot 2667 00:34:59,640 --> 00:34:59,880 {\an1}- about it in in whispers. - Do you know what? You've got a lot to 2668 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,160 {\an1}- about it in in whispers. - Do you know what? You've got a lot to worry 2669 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,200 {\an1}what? You've got a lot to worry about. 2670 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,840 {\an1}All right, it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest. 2671 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,720 {\an1}It's someone from the news, and our guests 2672 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:07,200 {\an1}have to try to identify them. 2673 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,080 {\an1}Can we have this week's mystery guest, please? 2674 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:09,320 {\an1}# 2675 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:09,520 {\an1}# Oh 2676 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,600 {\an1}# Oh # 2677 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:11,840 {\an1}# Oh # Mysterious 2678 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:12,120 {\an1}# Oh # Mysterious Dester 2679 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:12,400 {\an1}# Mysterious Dester # 2680 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:12,640 {\an1}# Mysterious Dester # I 2681 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:12,880 {\an1}# Mysterious Dester # I want 2682 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:13,120 {\an1}# Mysterious Dester # I want to 2683 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:13,360 {\an1}# Mysterious Dester # I want to get 2684 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,880 {\an1}# Mysterious Dester # I want to get close 2685 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,120 {\an1}# Mysterious Dester # I want to get close to 2686 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,120 {\an1}# Mysterious Dester # I want to get close to you... 2687 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,760 {\an1}Alex, who is the mystery guest? 2688 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:25,480 {\an1}This is Ha Dang, but why was he in the news this week? 2689 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:25,880 {\an1}Can 2690 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:26,120 {\an1}Can we 2691 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:26,360 {\an1}Can we have 2692 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:26,600 {\an1}Can we have the 2693 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:26,840 {\an1}Can we have the dramatic 2694 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,080 {\an1}Can we have the dramatic lighting 2695 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:27,320 {\an1}Can we have the dramatic lighting change, 2696 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:31,320 {\an1}Can we have the dramatic lighting change, please? 2697 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,600 {\an1}A - He travelled to Delhi, where he made 2698 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,760 {\an1}the final of the throwing a tea bag into a mug World Series. 2699 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,600 {\an1}B - He travelled to Las Vegas, where he made the final 2700 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,600 {\an1}of the Microsoft Excel World Championships. 2701 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,720 {\an1}C - He travelled to Buenos Aires, where he made the final 2702 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:54,440 {\an1}of the sock pairing World Cup. 2703 00:35:54,440 --> 00:36:03,440 {\an1}OK 2704 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:03,680 {\an1}OK Charles 2705 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:03,920 {\an1}OK Charles Green 2706 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:07,720 {\an1}- OK Charles Green - Tea-bagging! 2707 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:08,440 {\an1}- OK Charles Green - Tea-bagging! - What 2708 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:08,680 {\an1}- OK Charles Green - Tea-bagging! - What are 2709 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:08,920 {\an1}- OK Charles Green - Tea-bagging! - What are you 2710 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:09,160 {\an1}- OK Charles Green - Tea-bagging! - What are you thinking? 2711 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:09,440 {\an1}- OK Charles Green - Tea-bagging! - What are you thinking? - I'm 2712 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:09,960 {\an1}- OK Charles Green - Tea-bagging! - What are you thinking? - I'm going 2713 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:10,200 {\an1}- OK Charles Green - Tea-bagging! - What are you thinking? - I'm going what 2714 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:10,480 {\an1}- OK Charles Green - Tea-bagging! - What are you thinking? - I'm going what the 2715 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:10,760 {\an1}- are you thinking? - I'm going what the middle 2716 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,000 {\an1}- are you thinking? - I'm going what the middle one 2717 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:11,240 {\an1}- are you thinking? - I'm going what the middle one was. 2718 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:11,480 {\an1}- are you thinking? - I'm going what the middle one was. - That 2719 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:11,720 {\an1}- are you thinking? - I'm going what the middle one was. - That is 2720 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:11,960 {\an1}- are you thinking? - I'm going what the middle one was. - That is the 2721 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:12,240 {\an1}- are you thinking? - I'm going what the middle one was. - That is the spirit, 2722 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:12,520 {\an1}- middle one was. - That is the spirit, you 2723 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:12,760 {\an1}- middle one was. - That is the spirit, you don't 2724 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:13,000 {\an1}- middle one was. - That is the spirit, you don't even 2725 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:13,360 {\an1}- middle one was. - That is the spirit, you don't even remember 2726 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:13,640 {\an1}- middle one was. - That is the spirit, you don't even remember them. 2727 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:13,960 {\an1}- you don't even remember them. - Because 2728 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:14,200 {\an1}- you don't even remember them. - Because it 2729 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:14,480 {\an1}- you don't even remember them. - Because it is 2730 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:19,160 {\an1}- you don't even remember them. - Because it is Microsoft? 2731 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:19,400 {\an1}- you don't even remember them. - Because it is Microsoft? - There 2732 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:19,680 {\an1}- you don't even remember them. - Because it is Microsoft? - There was 2733 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,480 {\an1}- Because it is Microsoft? - There was less 2734 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:20,760 {\an1}- Because it is Microsoft? - There was less reaction 2735 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:21,000 {\an1}- Because it is Microsoft? - There was less reaction on 2736 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:21,240 {\an1}- Because it is Microsoft? - There was less reaction on the 2737 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:21,480 {\an1}- Because it is Microsoft? - There was less reaction on the second 2738 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,520 {\an1}- Because it is Microsoft? - There was less reaction on the second option. 2739 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,200 {\an1}- less reaction on the second option. - All 2740 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:23,440 {\an1}- less reaction on the second option. - All right, 2741 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:23,960 {\an1}- less reaction on the second option. - All right, Joe 2742 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:24,200 {\an1}- less reaction on the second option. - All right, Joe Myler 2743 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:24,440 {\an1}- less reaction on the second option. - All right, Joe Myler from 2744 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:24,720 {\an1}- less reaction on the second option. - All right, Joe Myler from the 2745 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:25,480 {\an1}All right, Joe Myler from the Traitors. 2746 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:25,720 {\an1}- All right, Joe Myler from the Traitors. - I'm 2747 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:25,960 {\an1}- All right, Joe Myler from the Traitors. - I'm just 2748 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:26,200 {\an1}- All right, Joe Myler from the Traitors. - I'm just saying, 2749 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:26,440 {\an1}- All right, Joe Myler from the Traitors. - I'm just saying, you 2750 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:26,720 {\an1}- All right, Joe Myler from the Traitors. - I'm just saying, you don't 2751 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,000 {\an1}- Traitors. - I'm just saying, you don't need 2752 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,760 {\an1}- Traitors. - I'm just saying, you don't need AI. 2753 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,160 {\an1}- Traitors. - I'm just saying, you don't need AI. White 2754 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:29,400 {\an1}- Traitors. - I'm just saying, you don't need AI. White micro 2755 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:29,640 {\an1}- Traitors. - I'm just saying, you don't need AI. White micro so 2756 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:29,960 {\an1}- Traitors. - I'm just saying, you don't need AI. White micro so if 2757 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:30,200 {\an1}- Traitors. - I'm just saying, you don't need AI. White micro so if it 2758 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:30,480 {\an1}- Traitors. - I'm just saying, you don't need AI. White micro so if it is 2759 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:30,760 {\an1}need AI. White micro so if it is Microsoft 2760 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:31,000 {\an1}need AI. White micro so if it is Microsoft Excel, 2761 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:31,240 {\an1}need AI. White micro so if it is Microsoft Excel, you 2762 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:31,480 {\an1}need AI. White micro so if it is Microsoft Excel, you have 2763 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:31,720 {\an1}need AI. White micro so if it is Microsoft Excel, you have proven 2764 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:32,000 {\an1}need AI. White micro so if it is Microsoft Excel, you have proven we 2765 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:32,280 {\an1}Microsoft Excel, you have proven we don't 2766 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:32,520 {\an1}Microsoft Excel, you have proven we don't need 2767 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,960 {\an1}Microsoft Excel, you have proven we don't need AI? 2768 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,360 {\an1}Microsoft Excel, you have proven we don't need AI? Yes. 2769 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:36,600 {\an1}- Microsoft Excel, you have proven we don't need AI? Yes. - And 2770 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:36,840 {\an1}- Microsoft Excel, you have proven we don't need AI? Yes. - And if 2771 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:37,080 {\an1}- Microsoft Excel, you have proven we don't need AI? Yes. - And if it 2772 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:37,360 {\an1}- Microsoft Excel, you have proven we don't need AI? Yes. - And if it is 2773 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:37,640 {\an1}- don't need AI? Yes. - And if it is Tea-bagging, 2774 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:37,880 {\an1}- don't need AI? Yes. - And if it is Tea-bagging, AI 2775 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:38,120 {\an1}- don't need AI? Yes. - And if it is Tea-bagging, AI all 2776 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:38,360 {\an1}- don't need AI? Yes. - And if it is Tea-bagging, AI all the 2777 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,040 {\an1}- don't need AI? Yes. - And if it is Tea-bagging, AI all the way. 2778 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,200 {\an1}We'll have more Last Leg of Stand Up To Cancer after the break, 2779 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,320 {\an1}when we'll find out if this man is very quick at pairing socks, 2780 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,200 {\an1}and announce the final Hans Award of 2025. 2781 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,080 {\an1}But before that, let's see where Hillsy is. 2782 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,160 {\an1}Hillsy, where are you? 2783 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,560 {\an1}Lads, I'm off the bike, but only because I've spotted 2784 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,720 {\an1}someone I think you're gonna wanna meet. 2785 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:59,000 {\an1}I'm gonna bring them to the studio and keep it a surprise for now. 2786 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,600 {\an1}No Alex, it's not Abz from 5ive, or Jay from 5ive, 2787 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,920 {\an1}or Richie from 5ive. 2788 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,520 {\an1}But I can't put them on the bike, so I'm gonna 2789 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:12,760 {\an1}have to take a rickshaw. 2790 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:13,000 {\an1}I 2791 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:13,240 {\an1}I think 2792 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:13,520 {\an1}I think we're 2793 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:13,760 {\an1}I think we're going 2794 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:14,000 {\an1}I think we're going to 2795 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:14,120 {\an1}I think we're going to make 2796 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:14,480 {\an1}I think we're going to make it 2797 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:14,720 {\an1}I think we're going to make it in 2798 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:14,960 {\an1}I think we're going to make it in time 2799 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:15,200 {\an1}I think we're going to make it in time and 2800 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:15,440 {\an1}I think we're going to make it in time and will 2801 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,040 {\an1}I think we're going to make it in time and will be 2802 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:16,280 {\an1}I think we're going to make it in time and will be happy 2803 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:16,520 {\an1}I think we're going to make it in time and will be happy to 2804 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:16,760 {\an1}I think we're going to make it in time and will be happy to see 2805 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:17,040 {\an1}I think we're going to make it in time and will be happy to see this 2806 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:17,320 {\an1}time and will be happy to see this person. 2807 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:17,560 {\an1}time and will be happy to see this person. Have 2808 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:17,800 {\an1}time and will be happy to see this person. Have we 2809 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:18,040 {\an1}time and will be happy to see this person. Have we checked 2810 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:18,280 {\an1}time and will be happy to see this person. Have we checked that 2811 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:18,560 {\an1}time and will be happy to see this person. Have we checked that the 2812 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:18,840 {\an1}person. Have we checked that the rickshaw 2813 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:19,080 {\an1}person. Have we checked that the rickshaw has 2814 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:19,320 {\an1}person. Have we checked that the rickshaw has got 2815 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:19,560 {\an1}person. Have we checked that the rickshaw has got a 2816 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:19,800 {\an1}person. Have we checked that the rickshaw has got a blue 2817 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,040 {\an1}person. Have we checked that the rickshaw has got a blue badge? 2818 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,440 {\an1}Find out if Hillsy makes it back after the break. 2819 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,000 {\an1}See you soon. 2820 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,560 {\an1}Welcome back to The Last Leg of Stand Up 2 Cancer. 2821 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,960 {\an1}I'm back in the big chair and we're joined by 2822 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,640 {\an1}Jon Richardson, AJ Odudu, and Matt Forde. 2823 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,560 {\an1}Before the break, we challenged AJ and Matt 2824 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:47,360 {\an1}to work out how this person was connected to the news. 2825 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:57,360 {\an1}Jon, can we have the options again please? 2826 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:00,840 {\an1}Sorry, 2827 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:01,080 {\an1}Sorry, I 2828 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:01,320 {\an1}Sorry, I forgot 2829 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:01,680 {\an1}Sorry, I forgot how 2830 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:01,920 {\an1}Sorry, I forgot how well 2831 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:02,040 {\an1}Sorry, I forgot how well produced 2832 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:02,400 {\an1}Sorry, I forgot how well produced this 2833 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,280 {\an1}Sorry, I forgot how well produced this is! 2834 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,440 {\an1}A - He travelled to Delhi, where he made 2835 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,600 {\an1}the final of the throwing a tea bag into a mug World Series. 2836 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,440 {\an1}B - He travelled to Las Vegas, where he made the final 2837 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,880 {\an1}of the Microsoft Excel World Championships. 2838 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,720 {\an1}C - He travelled to Buenos Aires, where he made the final 2839 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:19,640 {\an1}of the sock pairing World Cup. 2840 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:20,280 {\an1}What 2841 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:20,480 {\an1}What are 2842 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:20,680 {\an1}What are you 2843 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,280 {\an1}What are you thinking? 2844 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:24,760 {\an1}- What are you thinking? - They 2845 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,120 {\an1}- What are you thinking? - They are 2846 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:25,360 {\an1}- What are you thinking? - They are all 2847 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:25,600 {\an1}- What are you thinking? - They are all believable 2848 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:25,720 {\an1}- What are you thinking? - They are all believable but 2849 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:26,080 {\an1}- What are you thinking? - They are all believable but I'm 2850 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:26,320 {\an1}- What are you thinking? - They are all believable but I'm going 2851 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:26,440 {\an1}- What are you thinking? - They are all believable but I'm going to 2852 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:26,800 {\an1}- What are you thinking? - They are all believable but I'm going to stick 2853 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,080 {\an1}- What are you thinking? - They are all believable but I'm going to stick to 2854 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:27,360 {\an1}believable but I'm going to stick to the 2855 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:27,600 {\an1}believable but I'm going to stick to the tea 2856 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:31,640 {\an1}believable but I'm going to stick to the tea bagging. 2857 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:32,000 {\an1}- believable but I'm going to stick to the tea bagging. - I'm 2858 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,400 {\an1}- believable but I'm going to stick to the tea bagging. - I'm going 2859 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:32,680 {\an1}- believable but I'm going to stick to the tea bagging. - I'm going Microsoft 2860 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:33,960 {\an1}- the tea bagging. - I'm going Microsoft Excel. 2861 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:34,200 {\an1}- the tea bagging. - I'm going Microsoft Excel. I 2862 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:34,440 {\an1}- the tea bagging. - I'm going Microsoft Excel. I would 2863 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:34,680 {\an1}- the tea bagging. - I'm going Microsoft Excel. I would believe 2864 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:34,920 {\an1}- the tea bagging. - I'm going Microsoft Excel. I would believe all 2865 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,160 {\an1}- the tea bagging. - I'm going Microsoft Excel. I would believe all of 2866 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,960 {\an1}- the tea bagging. - I'm going Microsoft Excel. I would believe all of them. 2867 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:38,240 {\an1}- Excel. I would believe all of them. - Can 2868 00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:38,360 {\an1}- Excel. I would believe all of them. - Can ask 2869 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,920 {\an1}- Excel. I would believe all of them. - Can ask questions? 2870 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:42,040 {\an1}- Excel. I would believe all of them. - Can ask questions? - Can 2871 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:42,400 {\an1}- Excel. I would believe all of them. - Can ask questions? - Can we 2872 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,440 {\an1}- Excel. I would believe all of them. - Can ask questions? - Can we not? 2873 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:45,720 {\an1}- Can ask questions? - Can we not? - Somebody 2874 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:45,960 {\an1}- Can ask questions? - Can we not? - Somebody has 2875 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:46,200 {\an1}- Can ask questions? - Can we not? - Somebody has got 2876 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:46,440 {\an1}- Can ask questions? - Can we not? - Somebody has got power 2877 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:46,680 {\an1}- Can ask questions? - Can we not? - Somebody has got power behind 2878 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:46,960 {\an1}- Can ask questions? - Can we not? - Somebody has got power behind the 2879 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:47,240 {\an1}Somebody has got power behind the desk, 2880 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:47,360 {\an1}Somebody has got power behind the desk, haven't 2881 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,800 {\an1}Somebody has got power behind the desk, haven't they? 2882 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:50,440 {\an1}- Somebody has got power behind the desk, haven't they? - Are 2883 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:50,680 {\an1}- Somebody has got power behind the desk, haven't they? - Are you 2884 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:50,960 {\an1}- Somebody has got power behind the desk, haven't they? - Are you not 2885 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:55,160 {\an1}- desk, haven't they? - Are you not sure? 2886 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:55,400 {\an1}- desk, haven't they? - Are you not sure? You 2887 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:55,640 {\an1}- desk, haven't they? - Are you not sure? You are 2888 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:55,880 {\an1}- desk, haven't they? - Are you not sure? You are going 2889 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:56,120 {\an1}- desk, haven't they? - Are you not sure? You are going for 2890 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:56,400 {\an1}- desk, haven't they? - Are you not sure? You are going for the 2891 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,160 {\an1}sure? You are going for the computers. 2892 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,280 {\an1}Mystery guest, can you reveal the correct answer, please, 2893 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:05,280 {\an1}and tell us why you have been in the news? 2894 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,000 {\an1}I 2895 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:07,240 {\an1}I made 2896 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:07,600 {\an1}I made to 2897 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:07,720 {\an1}I made to Las 2898 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:08,080 {\an1}I made to Las Vegas 2899 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:08,200 {\an1}I made to Las Vegas last 2900 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:08,560 {\an1}I made to Las Vegas last week 2901 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:08,800 {\an1}I made to Las Vegas last week and 2902 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:08,920 {\an1}I made to Las Vegas last week and I 2903 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,280 {\an1}I made to Las Vegas last week and I made 2904 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:09,520 {\an1}I made to Las Vegas last week and I made the 2905 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:09,760 {\an1}I made to Las Vegas last week and I made the final 2906 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:10,000 {\an1}I made to Las Vegas last week and I made the final of 2907 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:10,600 {\an1}I made to Las Vegas last week and I made the final of the 2908 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,000 {\an1}I made to Las Vegas last week and I made the final of the Microsoft 2909 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:11,280 {\an1}made the final of the Microsoft Excel 2910 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:11,400 {\an1}made the final of the Microsoft Excel World 2911 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:21,240 {\an1}made the final of the Microsoft Excel World Championship. 2912 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:21,560 {\an1}What 2913 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:21,920 {\an1}What happens 2914 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:22,160 {\an1}What happens at 2915 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:22,720 {\an1}What happens at the 2916 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:23,360 {\an1}What happens at the Microsoft 2917 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:23,720 {\an1}What happens at the Microsoft Excel 2918 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:23,960 {\an1}What happens at the Microsoft Excel World 2919 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,400 {\an1}What happens at the Microsoft Excel World Cup? 2920 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:27,520 {\an1}- What happens at the Microsoft Excel World Cup? - Each 2921 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:27,880 {\an1}- What happens at the Microsoft Excel World Cup? - Each battle 2922 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:28,120 {\an1}- What happens at the Microsoft Excel World Cup? - Each battle is 2923 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,480 {\an1}- What happens at the Microsoft Excel World Cup? - Each battle is a 2924 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,400 {\an1}- What happens at the Microsoft Excel World Cup? - Each battle is a 30 2925 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:30,680 {\an1}- World Cup? - Each battle is a 30 minute 2926 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:30,920 {\an1}- World Cup? - Each battle is a 30 minute challenge 2927 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:31,160 {\an1}- World Cup? - Each battle is a 30 minute challenge you 2928 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:31,400 {\an1}- World Cup? - Each battle is a 30 minute challenge you have 2929 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:31,640 {\an1}- World Cup? - Each battle is a 30 minute challenge you have the 2930 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:31,920 {\an1}- World Cup? - Each battle is a 30 minute challenge you have the answer 2931 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:32,200 {\an1}minute challenge you have the answer the 2932 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:32,440 {\an1}minute challenge you have the answer the question 2933 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:32,680 {\an1}minute challenge you have the answer the question on 2934 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:33,400 {\an1}minute challenge you have the answer the question on several 2935 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:33,640 {\an1}minute challenge you have the answer the question on several levels 2936 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:33,920 {\an1}minute challenge you have the answer the question on several levels and 2937 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:34,200 {\an1}the question on several levels and you 2938 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:34,600 {\an1}the question on several levels and you have 2939 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:34,840 {\an1}the question on several levels and you have to 2940 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,520 {\an1}the question on several levels and you have to use 2941 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:36,760 {\an1}the question on several levels and you have to use Microsoft 2942 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,000 {\an1}the question on several levels and you have to use Microsoft Excel 2943 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:37,280 {\an1}the question on several levels and you have to use Microsoft Excel to 2944 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:37,560 {\an1}you have to use Microsoft Excel to solve 2945 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:37,800 {\an1}you have to use Microsoft Excel to solve it 2946 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:38,040 {\an1}you have to use Microsoft Excel to solve it as 2947 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:38,280 {\an1}you have to use Microsoft Excel to solve it as quickly 2948 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:38,520 {\an1}you have to use Microsoft Excel to solve it as quickly as 2949 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:39,600 {\an1}you have to use Microsoft Excel to solve it as quickly as possible. 2950 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:39,840 {\an1}- you have to use Microsoft Excel to solve it as quickly as possible. - How 2951 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:40,280 {\an1}- solve it as quickly as possible. - How did 2952 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:40,520 {\an1}- solve it as quickly as possible. - How did you 2953 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:40,760 {\an1}- solve it as quickly as possible. - How did you get 2954 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:41,000 {\an1}- solve it as quickly as possible. - How did you get into 2955 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,680 {\an1}- solve it as quickly as possible. - How did you get into it? 2956 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,040 {\an1}- solve it as quickly as possible. - How did you get into it? - I 2957 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:45,280 {\an1}- solve it as quickly as possible. - How did you get into it? - I saw 2958 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,000 {\an1}- solve it as quickly as possible. - How did you get into it? - I saw an 2959 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:46,280 {\an1}- solve it as quickly as possible. - How did you get into it? - I saw an effort 2960 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:46,560 {\an1}- did you get into it? - I saw an effort for 2961 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:46,800 {\an1}- did you get into it? - I saw an effort for the 2962 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:47,040 {\an1}- did you get into it? - I saw an effort for the UK 2963 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:47,280 {\an1}- did you get into it? - I saw an effort for the UK chapter 2964 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:47,520 {\an1}- did you get into it? - I saw an effort for the UK chapter and 2965 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:47,640 {\an1}- did you get into it? - I saw an effort for the UK chapter and I 2966 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,000 {\an1}- did you get into it? - I saw an effort for the UK chapter and I thought 2967 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:48,360 {\an1}- did you get into it? - I saw an effort for the UK chapter and I thought it 2968 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:48,520 {\an1}for the UK chapter and I thought it looked 2969 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:48,880 {\an1}for the UK chapter and I thought it looked fun, 2970 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:49,120 {\an1}for the UK chapter and I thought it looked fun, so 2971 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:49,360 {\an1}for the UK chapter and I thought it looked fun, so I 2972 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:49,600 {\an1}for the UK chapter and I thought it looked fun, so I tried 2973 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:49,840 {\an1}for the UK chapter and I thought it looked fun, so I tried it 2974 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:50,080 {\an1}for the UK chapter and I thought it looked fun, so I tried it out 2975 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:50,200 {\an1}for the UK chapter and I thought it looked fun, so I tried it out and 2976 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:50,600 {\an1}for the UK chapter and I thought it looked fun, so I tried it out and I 2977 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:50,880 {\an1}looked fun, so I tried it out and I won 2978 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:51,120 {\an1}looked fun, so I tried it out and I won UK 2979 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:57,080 {\an1}looked fun, so I tried it out and I won UK championship. 2980 00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:57,440 {\an1}- looked fun, so I tried it out and I won UK championship. - We 2981 00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:57,680 {\an1}- looked fun, so I tried it out and I won UK championship. - We don't 2982 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:57,960 {\an1}- looked fun, so I tried it out and I won UK championship. - We don't need 2983 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,400 {\an1}- won UK championship. - We don't need AI! 2984 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:00,920 {\an1}- won UK championship. - We don't need AI! - What 2985 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:01,280 {\an1}- won UK championship. - We don't need AI! - What sort 2986 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:01,920 {\an1}- won UK championship. - We don't need AI! - What sort of 2987 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,520 {\an1}- won UK championship. - We don't need AI! - What sort of questions 2988 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:02,760 {\an1}- won UK championship. - We don't need AI! - What sort of questions they 2989 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,000 {\an1}- won UK championship. - We don't need AI! - What sort of questions they ask? 2990 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:05,280 {\an1}- AI! - What sort of questions they ask? - A 2991 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:05,520 {\an1}- AI! - What sort of questions they ask? - A mix 2992 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,320 {\an1}- AI! - What sort of questions they ask? - A mix of 2993 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:07,440 {\an1}- AI! - What sort of questions they ask? - A mix of data 2994 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:07,800 {\an1}- AI! - What sort of questions they ask? - A mix of data analysis, 2995 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:08,080 {\an1}- AI! - What sort of questions they ask? - A mix of data analysis, critical 2996 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:08,360 {\an1}A mix of data analysis, critical thinking 2997 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:08,600 {\an1}A mix of data analysis, critical thinking and 2998 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:08,840 {\an1}A mix of data analysis, critical thinking and some 2999 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,720 {\an1}A mix of data analysis, critical thinking and some maths. 3000 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:10,080 {\an1}A mix of data analysis, critical thinking and some maths. You 3001 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:10,360 {\an1}A mix of data analysis, critical thinking and some maths. You might 3002 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:10,640 {\an1}thinking and some maths. You might get 3003 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:10,760 {\an1}thinking and some maths. You might get the 3004 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:11,120 {\an1}thinking and some maths. You might get the names 3005 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:11,360 {\an1}thinking and some maths. You might get the names of 3006 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:11,600 {\an1}thinking and some maths. You might get the names of ten 3007 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:11,720 {\an1}thinking and some maths. You might get the names of ten people 3008 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:12,080 {\an1}thinking and some maths. You might get the names of ten people and 3009 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:12,400 {\an1}thinking and some maths. You might get the names of ten people and be 3010 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:12,680 {\an1}get the names of ten people and be told, 3011 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:12,920 {\an1}get the names of ten people and be told, how 3012 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:13,040 {\an1}get the names of ten people and be told, how many 3013 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:13,400 {\an1}get the names of ten people and be told, how many of 3014 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,160 {\an1}get the names of ten people and be told, how many of those 3015 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:15,440 {\an1}get the names of ten people and be told, how many of those names 3016 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:19,240 {\an1}get the names of ten people and be told, how many of those names have 3017 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:19,520 {\an1}get the names of ten people and be told, how many of those names have B 3018 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:23,400 {\an1}told, how many of those names have B in. 3019 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:24,480 {\an1}- told, how many of those names have B in. - Just 3020 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:24,720 {\an1}- told, how many of those names have B in. - Just Microsoft 3021 00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:24,960 {\an1}- told, how many of those names have B in. - Just Microsoft Excel 3022 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:25,080 {\an1}- told, how many of those names have B in. - Just Microsoft Excel or 3023 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,160 {\an1}- told, how many of those names have B in. - Just Microsoft Excel or do 3024 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:26,280 {\an1}- told, how many of those names have B in. - Just Microsoft Excel or do you 3025 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:26,600 {\an1}- in. - Just Microsoft Excel or do you do 3026 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:26,960 {\an1}- in. - Just Microsoft Excel or do you do other 3027 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,800 {\an1}- in. - Just Microsoft Excel or do you do other spreadsheets? 3028 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,040 {\an1}- in. - Just Microsoft Excel or do you do other spreadsheets? - You 3029 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:30,320 {\an1}- in. - Just Microsoft Excel or do you do other spreadsheets? - You are 3030 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:30,480 {\an1}- do other spreadsheets? - You are supposed 3031 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:30,840 {\an1}- do other spreadsheets? - You are supposed to 3032 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:31,200 {\an1}- do other spreadsheets? - You are supposed to use 3033 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:31,440 {\an1}- do other spreadsheets? - You are supposed to use Microsoft 3034 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:31,680 {\an1}- do other spreadsheets? - You are supposed to use Microsoft Excel 3035 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:31,960 {\an1}- do other spreadsheets? - You are supposed to use Microsoft Excel but 3036 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:32,240 {\an1}supposed to use Microsoft Excel but the 3037 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:32,480 {\an1}supposed to use Microsoft Excel but the reigning 3038 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:32,720 {\an1}supposed to use Microsoft Excel but the reigning champion 3039 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:34,360 {\an1}supposed to use Microsoft Excel but the reigning champion challenged 3040 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:34,640 {\an1}the reigning champion challenged himself 3041 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:34,880 {\an1}the reigning champion challenged himself to 3042 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:35,000 {\an1}the reigning champion challenged himself to do 3043 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:35,360 {\an1}the reigning champion challenged himself to do one 3044 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:35,600 {\an1}the reigning champion challenged himself to do one of 3045 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:35,720 {\an1}the reigning champion challenged himself to do one of the 3046 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:36,080 {\an1}the reigning champion challenged himself to do one of the rent 3047 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:36,200 {\an1}the reigning champion challenged himself to do one of the rent in 3048 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:36,520 {\an1}himself to do one of the rent in Google 3049 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:40,080 {\an1}himself to do one of the rent in Google sheets. 3050 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:44,000 {\an1}- himself to do one of the rent in Google sheets. - Showboating! 3051 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:44,280 {\an1}- himself to do one of the rent in Google sheets. - Showboating! - Turned 3052 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:44,560 {\an1}- Google sheets. - Showboating! - Turned round 3053 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:44,800 {\an1}- Google sheets. - Showboating! - Turned round to 3054 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:45,040 {\an1}- Google sheets. - Showboating! - Turned round to your 3055 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:45,280 {\an1}- Google sheets. - Showboating! - Turned round to your other 3056 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:45,520 {\an1}- Google sheets. - Showboating! - Turned round to your other half 3057 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,080 {\an1}- Google sheets. - Showboating! - Turned round to your other half and 3058 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:46,480 {\an1}- Google sheets. - Showboating! - Turned round to your other half and said, 3059 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:46,760 {\an1}round to your other half and said, by 3060 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:47,000 {\an1}round to your other half and said, by the 3061 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:47,240 {\an1}round to your other half and said, by the way, 3062 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:47,480 {\an1}round to your other half and said, by the way, I'm 3063 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:47,720 {\an1}round to your other half and said, by the way, I'm going 3064 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:47,960 {\an1}round to your other half and said, by the way, I'm going to 3065 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:48,200 {\an1}round to your other half and said, by the way, I'm going to Las 3066 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:48,480 {\an1}round to your other half and said, by the way, I'm going to Las Vegas 3067 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:48,760 {\an1}by the way, I'm going to Las Vegas for 3068 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:48,920 {\an1}by the way, I'm going to Las Vegas for a 3069 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:49,600 {\an1}by the way, I'm going to Las Vegas for a Microsoft 3070 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:49,840 {\an1}by the way, I'm going to Las Vegas for a Microsoft Excel 3071 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:50,120 {\an1}by the way, I'm going to Las Vegas for a Microsoft Excel World 3072 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,560 {\an1}for a Microsoft Excel World Championship. 3073 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:59,160 {\an1}Jon has actually got a darts shirt with a nickname for you. 3074 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,480 {\an1}It's 3075 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:01,840 {\an1}It's the 3076 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:02,080 {\an1}It's the Excel 3077 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:08,240 {\an1}It's the Excel Bullet. 3078 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,120 {\an1}Jon has been punching the news this week. 3079 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,040 {\an1}Jon, what have you got for us? 3080 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,320 {\an1}Would you like to see an utterly perfect clip that makes 3081 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:22,080 {\an1}you think everything is good with the world? 3082 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:32,000 {\an1}Yes. 3083 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:40,560 {\an1}LAUGHTER. 3084 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:40,800 {\an1}LAUGHTER. DOG 3085 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:45,560 {\an1}LAUGHTER. DOG BARKING. 3086 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,880 {\an1}Would you like to see some delightful footage of an Australian 3087 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,000 {\an1}getting distracted while leaf blowing around his pool? 3088 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,040 {\an1}It 3089 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:00,200 {\an1}It proves 3090 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:00,400 {\an1}It proves that 3091 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:00,600 {\an1}It proves that instant 3092 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:00,800 {\an1}It proves that instant Karma 3093 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:01,000 {\an1}It proves that instant Karma exists 3094 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:01,400 {\an1}It proves that instant Karma exists in 3095 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,760 {\an1}It proves that instant Karma exists in Australia. 3096 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:16,200 {\an1}He 3097 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:16,440 {\an1}He tries 3098 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:16,960 {\an1}He tries to 3099 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:17,200 {\an1}He tries to blow 3100 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:17,440 {\an1}He tries to blow the 3101 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,960 {\an1}He tries to blow the leaf 3102 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:19,200 {\an1}He tries to blow the leaf blower 3103 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:19,440 {\an1}He tries to blow the leaf blower up 3104 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:19,680 {\an1}He tries to blow the leaf blower up the 3105 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:19,920 {\an1}He tries to blow the leaf blower up the anus 3106 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:20,160 {\an1}He tries to blow the leaf blower up the anus of 3107 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:20,400 {\an1}He tries to blow the leaf blower up the anus of the 3108 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,960 {\an1}He tries to blow the leaf blower up the anus of the dog. 3109 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:23,200 {\an1}- He tries to blow the leaf blower up the anus of the dog. - We've 3110 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:23,440 {\an1}- He tries to blow the leaf blower up the anus of the dog. - We've got 3111 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:23,720 {\an1}- He tries to blow the leaf blower up the anus of the dog. - We've got an 3112 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:24,000 {\an1}- the anus of the dog. - We've got an extra 3113 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,320 {\an1}- the anus of the dog. - We've got an extra one. 3114 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:26,720 {\an1}- the anus of the dog. - We've got an extra one. John, 3115 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:26,960 {\an1}- the anus of the dog. - We've got an extra one. John, is 3116 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:27,200 {\an1}- the anus of the dog. - We've got an extra one. John, is for 3117 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:27,720 {\an1}- the anus of the dog. - We've got an extra one. John, is for you. 3118 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:28,200 {\an1}- the anus of the dog. - We've got an extra one. John, is for you. It's 3119 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,280 {\an1}- the anus of the dog. - We've got an extra one. John, is for you. It's a 3120 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:30,560 {\an1}extra one. John, is for you. It's a message 3121 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:30,800 {\an1}extra one. John, is for you. It's a message from 3122 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:31,040 {\an1}extra one. John, is for you. It's a message from a 3123 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,240 {\an1}extra one. John, is for you. It's a message from a Hans 3124 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:32,480 {\an1}extra one. John, is for you. It's a message from a Hans Award 3125 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,640 {\an1}extra one. John, is for you. It's a message from a Hans Award winner. 3126 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,240 {\an1}- message from a Hans Award winner. - I'm 3127 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:35,480 {\an1}- message from a Hans Award winner. - I'm happy 3128 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,800 {\an1}- message from a Hans Award winner. - I'm happy to 3129 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:38,040 {\an1}- message from a Hans Award winner. - I'm happy to accept 3130 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:38,280 {\an1}- message from a Hans Award winner. - I'm happy to accept the 3131 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:38,520 {\an1}- message from a Hans Award winner. - I'm happy to accept the Hans 3132 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:38,800 {\an1}- message from a Hans Award winner. - I'm happy to accept the Hans Award 3133 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:39,080 {\an1}I'm happy to accept the Hans Award and 3134 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:39,840 {\an1}I'm happy to accept the Hans Award and I 3135 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:40,080 {\an1}I'm happy to accept the Hans Award and I want 3136 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:40,320 {\an1}I'm happy to accept the Hans Award and I want to 3137 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:40,560 {\an1}I'm happy to accept the Hans Award and I want to everybody 3138 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:40,680 {\an1}I'm happy to accept the Hans Award and I want to everybody who 3139 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:41,120 {\an1}and I want to everybody who nominated 3140 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,160 {\an1}and I want to everybody who nominated me. 3141 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:42,400 {\an1}and I want to everybody who nominated me. The 3142 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:42,640 {\an1}and I want to everybody who nominated me. The award 3143 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,960 {\an1}and I want to everybody who nominated me. The award will 3144 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:44,240 {\an1}and I want to everybody who nominated me. The award will look 3145 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:44,520 {\an1}nominated me. The award will look great 3146 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:44,760 {\an1}nominated me. The award will look great in 3147 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,040 {\an1}nominated me. The award will look great in the 3148 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:46,280 {\an1}nominated me. The award will look great in the trophy 3149 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:46,760 {\an1}nominated me. The award will look great in the trophy cabinet, 3150 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,360 {\an1}nominated me. The award will look great in the trophy cabinet, perfect 3151 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:47,640 {\an1}great in the trophy cabinet, perfect preparation 3152 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:47,880 {\an1}great in the trophy cabinet, perfect preparation for 3153 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:48,120 {\an1}great in the trophy cabinet, perfect preparation for the 3154 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,080 {\an1}great in the trophy cabinet, perfect preparation for the World 3155 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:50,360 {\an1}preparation for the World Championship 3156 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:50,600 {\an1}preparation for the World Championship and 3157 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:50,840 {\an1}preparation for the World Championship and I'll 3158 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,080 {\an1}preparation for the World Championship and I'll be 3159 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:51,360 {\an1}preparation for the World Championship and I'll be beaming 3160 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:51,640 {\an1}Championship and I'll be beaming with 3161 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,040 {\an1}Championship and I'll be beaming with confidence. 3162 00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,480 {\an1}We've just heard the amount you've raised 3163 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:09,440 {\an1}for Stand Up To Cancer so far is... 3164 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:11,880 {\an1}14 3165 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:12,080 {\an1}14 million 3166 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,840 {\an1}14 million £212,660. 3167 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:21,000 {\an1}14 million £212,660. CHEERING. 3168 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,160 {\an1}CHEERING. # 3169 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:23,400 {\an1}CHEERING. # Celebrate 3170 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:23,800 {\an1}CHEERING. # Celebrate good 3171 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,520 {\an1}CHEERING. # Celebrate good times, 3172 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:25,640 {\an1}CHEERING. # Celebrate good times, come 3173 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:26,040 {\an1}CHEERING. # Celebrate good times, come on 3174 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,960 {\an1}# Celebrate good times, come on # 3175 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:28,200 {\an1}# Celebrate good times, come on # Celebrate 3176 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:28,440 {\an1}# Celebrate good times, come on # Celebrate good 3177 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:34,680 {\an1}# Celebrate good times, come on # Celebrate good times, 3178 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:35,040 {\an1}# Celebrate good times, come on # Celebrate good times, come 3179 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,720 {\an1}# Celebrate good times, come on # Celebrate good times, come on... 3180 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:41,880 {\an1}We are about to end the show with our final Hans Award but, 3181 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,440 {\an1}before we do, would you please thank our guests, AJ Odudu. 3182 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,520 {\an1}And Matt Forde. 3183 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,600 {\an1}And my co-host, Alex Brooker. 3184 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,440 {\an1}And my co-host, Josh Widdicombe. 3185 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:57,680 {\an1}And our other co-host, Jon Richardson. 3186 00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,600 {\an1}We'll be back next week with everyone's third 3187 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,240 {\an1}favourite host, Adam Hills, plus our guests... 3188 00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,480 {\an1}Fatiha El-Ghorri and Roisin Conaty. 3189 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:12,440 {\an1}But, for now, let's see who our final Hans Awards go to. 3190 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:28,000 {\an1}# I can be your Hans, baby I can Hans away the pain 3191 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:41,520 {\an1}# I will Hans by you forever You can take my Hans away... 3192 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:51,960 {\an1}Our penultimate Hans Award goes to Chris Stephenson and David Spencer. 3193 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,120 {\an1}They are Kevin Sinfield's fellow runners, who cover 3194 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,760 {\an1}every mile alongside him, completing challenges, 3195 00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:04,400 {\an1}all in aid of the charity MND. 3196 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,560 {\an1}Kevin was recognised with a Hans Award last year, 3197 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:16,520 {\an1}so this year we're recognising Chris and David too. 3198 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:17,960 {\an1}Thank 3199 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:18,160 {\an1}Thank you 3200 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:18,360 {\an1}Thank you very 3201 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:18,560 {\an1}Thank you very much 3202 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:18,800 {\an1}Thank you very much for 3203 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,800 {\an1}Thank you very much for this 3204 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:20,040 {\an1}Thank you very much for this nomination, 3205 00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:20,280 {\an1}Thank you very much for this nomination, it 3206 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:20,520 {\an1}Thank you very much for this nomination, it means 3207 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:20,760 {\an1}Thank you very much for this nomination, it means a 3208 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:21,000 {\an1}Thank you very much for this nomination, it means a great 3209 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,000 {\an1}Thank you very much for this nomination, it means a great deal. 3210 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:22,280 {\an1}nomination, it means a great deal. It's 3211 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:22,520 {\an1}nomination, it means a great deal. It's an 3212 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:22,760 {\an1}nomination, it means a great deal. It's an honour 3213 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:23,000 {\an1}nomination, it means a great deal. It's an honour and 3214 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:23,240 {\an1}nomination, it means a great deal. It's an honour and privilege 3215 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:23,640 {\an1}nomination, it means a great deal. It's an honour and privilege to 3216 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:23,920 {\an1}It's an honour and privilege to represent 3217 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:24,160 {\an1}It's an honour and privilege to represent them 3218 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,480 {\an1}It's an honour and privilege to represent them in 3219 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:25,720 {\an1}It's an honour and privilege to represent them in the 3220 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:25,960 {\an1}It's an honour and privilege to represent them in the community, 3221 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:26,240 {\an1}It's an honour and privilege to represent them in the community, to 3222 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:26,520 {\an1}represent them in the community, to be 3223 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:26,760 {\an1}represent them in the community, to be part 3224 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,000 {\an1}represent them in the community, to be part of 3225 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:27,800 {\an1}represent them in the community, to be part of an 3226 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:28,040 {\an1}represent them in the community, to be part of an incredible 3227 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:28,280 {\an1}represent them in the community, to be part of an incredible team 3228 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:28,520 {\an1}represent them in the community, to be part of an incredible team and 3229 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:28,800 {\an1}represent them in the community, to be part of an incredible team and to 3230 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,080 {\an1}be part of an incredible team and to run 3231 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:29,320 {\an1}be part of an incredible team and to run alongside 3232 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:29,560 {\an1}be part of an incredible team and to run alongside Kevin. 3233 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:29,800 {\an1}be part of an incredible team and to run alongside Kevin. My 3234 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,760 {\an1}be part of an incredible team and to run alongside Kevin. My job 3235 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:31,000 {\an1}be part of an incredible team and to run alongside Kevin. My job is 3236 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:31,280 {\an1}be part of an incredible team and to run alongside Kevin. My job is to 3237 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:31,560 {\an1}run alongside Kevin. My job is to use 3238 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:31,800 {\an1}run alongside Kevin. My job is to use and 3239 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:32,040 {\an1}run alongside Kevin. My job is to use and most 3240 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:32,360 {\an1}run alongside Kevin. My job is to use and most enjoyable 3241 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:32,640 {\an1}run alongside Kevin. My job is to use and most enjoyable part, 3242 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:32,960 {\an1}use and most enjoyable part, training 3243 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,000 {\an1}use and most enjoyable part, training with 3244 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:34,240 {\an1}use and most enjoyable part, training with a 3245 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:34,480 {\an1}use and most enjoyable part, training with a mate, 3246 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:34,720 {\an1}use and most enjoyable part, training with a mate, for 3247 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:34,960 {\an1}use and most enjoyable part, training with a mate, for a 3248 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,360 {\an1}use and most enjoyable part, training with a mate, for a mate. 3249 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:36,640 {\an1}training with a mate, for a mate. Anything 3250 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:36,880 {\an1}training with a mate, for a mate. Anything which 3251 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,120 {\an1}training with a mate, for a mate. Anything which shines 3252 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:37,360 {\an1}training with a mate, for a mate. Anything which shines a 3253 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,480 {\an1}training with a mate, for a mate. Anything which shines a light 3254 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:38,720 {\an1}training with a mate, for a mate. Anything which shines a light on 3255 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:39,000 {\an1}training with a mate, for a mate. Anything which shines a light on MND 3256 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:39,280 {\an1}Anything which shines a light on MND and 3257 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:39,520 {\an1}Anything which shines a light on MND and the 3258 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:39,760 {\an1}Anything which shines a light on MND and the cruel 3259 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:40,560 {\an1}Anything which shines a light on MND and the cruel disease 3260 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:40,800 {\an1}Anything which shines a light on MND and the cruel disease it 3261 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:41,040 {\an1}Anything which shines a light on MND and the cruel disease it is 3262 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:41,280 {\an1}Anything which shines a light on MND and the cruel disease it is good 3263 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:41,560 {\an1}Anything which shines a light on MND and the cruel disease it is good and 3264 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:41,840 {\an1}and the cruel disease it is good and I 3265 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:42,080 {\an1}and the cruel disease it is good and I feel 3266 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:42,320 {\an1}and the cruel disease it is good and I feel very 3267 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:42,560 {\an1}and the cruel disease it is good and I feel very humbled 3268 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:42,800 {\an1}and the cruel disease it is good and I feel very humbled that 3269 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,000 {\an1}and the cruel disease it is good and I feel very humbled that I've 3270 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:44,280 {\an1}and the cruel disease it is good and I feel very humbled that I've been 3271 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:44,560 {\an1}I feel very humbled that I've been able 3272 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:44,800 {\an1}I feel very humbled that I've been able to 3273 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,040 {\an1}I feel very humbled that I've been able to see 3274 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:45,280 {\an1}I feel very humbled that I've been able to see and 3275 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:45,960 {\an1}I feel very humbled that I've been able to see and to 3276 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:46,560 {\an1}I feel very humbled that I've been able to see and to touch 3277 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:46,800 {\an1}I feel very humbled that I've been able to see and to touch people 3278 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:47,080 {\an1}I feel very humbled that I've been able to see and to touch people that 3279 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:47,360 {\an1}able to see and to touch people that have 3280 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:47,600 {\an1}able to see and to touch people that have been 3281 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:47,840 {\an1}able to see and to touch people that have been impacted 3282 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,080 {\an1}able to see and to touch people that have been impacted by 3283 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:48,320 {\an1}able to see and to touch people that have been impacted by this 3284 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:48,600 {\an1}able to see and to touch people that have been impacted by this cruel 3285 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,480 {\an1}have been impacted by this cruel disease. 3286 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:49,800 {\an1}have been impacted by this cruel disease. We 3287 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:50,040 {\an1}have been impacted by this cruel disease. We will 3288 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:50,280 {\an1}have been impacted by this cruel disease. We will continue 3289 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:50,520 {\an1}have been impacted by this cruel disease. We will continue to 3290 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:50,800 {\an1}have been impacted by this cruel disease. We will continue to run 3291 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:51,080 {\an1}disease. We will continue to run with 3292 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:51,320 {\an1}disease. We will continue to run with a 3293 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:51,560 {\an1}disease. We will continue to run with a mate, 3294 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,160 {\an1}disease. We will continue to run with a mate, for 3295 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:52,400 {\an1}disease. We will continue to run with a mate, for a 3296 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:52,640 {\an1}disease. We will continue to run with a mate, for a mate, 3297 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:52,880 {\an1}disease. We will continue to run with a mate, for a mate, until 3298 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:53,160 {\an1}disease. We will continue to run with a mate, for a mate, until we 3299 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:53,360 {\an1}with a mate, for a mate, until we find 3300 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,000 {\an1}with a mate, for a mate, until we find a 3301 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,240 {\an1}with a mate, for a mate, until we find a cure 3302 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:54,480 {\an1}with a mate, for a mate, until we find a cure or 3303 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:55,120 {\an1}with a mate, for a mate, until we find a cure or MND. 3304 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:55,520 {\an1}with a mate, for a mate, until we find a cure or MND. Thank 3305 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:55,760 {\an1}with a mate, for a mate, until we find a cure or MND. Thank you 3306 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:56,040 {\an1}with a mate, for a mate, until we find a cure or MND. Thank you so 3307 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,000 {\an1}find a cure or MND. Thank you so much. 3308 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:03,560 {\an1}- much. - APPLAUSE 3309 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,760 {\an1}The next Hans Award goes to 15-year-old Charlotte Gower, 3310 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,080 {\an1}who won triple gold, as Great Britain secured 12 medals 3311 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:12,520 {\an1}at the Deaflympics in Tokyo. 3312 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:12,760 {\an1}I'm 3313 00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:13,800 {\an1}I'm so 3314 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:14,040 {\an1}I'm so pleased 3315 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,520 {\an1}I'm so pleased to 3316 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:15,760 {\an1}I'm so pleased to accept 3317 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:16,000 {\an1}I'm so pleased to accept a 3318 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:16,240 {\an1}I'm so pleased to accept a 2025 3319 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:17,960 {\an1}I'm so pleased to accept a 2025 Hans 3320 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,520 {\an1}I'm so pleased to accept a 2025 Hans Award 3321 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,160 {\an1}I'm so pleased to accept a 2025 Hans Award after 3322 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:21,400 {\an1}I'm so pleased to accept a 2025 Hans Award after getting 3323 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:21,640 {\an1}I'm so pleased to accept a 2025 Hans Award after getting three 3324 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:21,920 {\an1}I'm so pleased to accept a 2025 Hans Award after getting three gold 3325 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:22,200 {\an1}Award after getting three gold medals 3326 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:22,440 {\an1}Award after getting three gold medals for 3327 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:22,720 {\an1}Award after getting three gold medals for Great 3328 00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:22,960 {\an1}Award after getting three gold medals for Great Britain 3329 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:23,200 {\an1}Award after getting three gold medals for Great Britain at 3330 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:23,440 {\an1}Award after getting three gold medals for Great Britain at the 3331 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:23,720 {\an1}Award after getting three gold medals for Great Britain at the deaf 3332 00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:24,760 {\an1}medals for Great Britain at the deaf Olympics. 3333 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:25,000 {\an1}medals for Great Britain at the deaf Olympics. I 3334 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:25,240 {\an1}medals for Great Britain at the deaf Olympics. I hope 3335 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,000 {\an1}medals for Great Britain at the deaf Olympics. I hope this 3336 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:27,240 {\an1}medals for Great Britain at the deaf Olympics. I hope this helps 3337 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:27,480 {\an1}medals for Great Britain at the deaf Olympics. I hope this helps to 3338 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:27,760 {\an1}medals for Great Britain at the deaf Olympics. I hope this helps to raise 3339 00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:28,040 {\an1}Olympics. I hope this helps to raise the 3340 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:28,280 {\an1}Olympics. I hope this helps to raise the profile 3341 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:28,600 {\an1}Olympics. I hope this helps to raise the profile of 3342 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:28,840 {\an1}Olympics. I hope this helps to raise the profile of deaf 3343 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,080 {\an1}Olympics. I hope this helps to raise the profile of deaf sport 3344 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:29,320 {\an1}Olympics. I hope this helps to raise the profile of deaf sport and 3345 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,400 {\an1}Olympics. I hope this helps to raise the profile of deaf sport and give 3346 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:30,680 {\an1}the profile of deaf sport and give deaf 3347 00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:30,920 {\an1}the profile of deaf sport and give deaf athletes 3348 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:31,160 {\an1}the profile of deaf sport and give deaf athletes the 3349 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:31,400 {\an1}the profile of deaf sport and give deaf athletes the recognition 3350 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:31,680 {\an1}the profile of deaf sport and give deaf athletes the recognition they 3351 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:32,120 {\an1}deaf athletes the recognition they deserve. 3352 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:32,360 {\an1}deaf athletes the recognition they deserve. Thank 3353 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:32,600 {\an1}deaf athletes the recognition they deserve. Thank you 3354 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,920 {\an1}deaf athletes the recognition they deserve. Thank you to 3355 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:35,160 {\an1}deaf athletes the recognition they deserve. Thank you to everybody 3356 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:35,440 {\an1}deaf athletes the recognition they deserve. Thank you to everybody who 3357 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:35,720 {\an1}deserve. Thank you to everybody who nominated 3358 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:35,960 {\an1}deserve. Thank you to everybody who nominated me. 3359 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:36,200 {\an1}deserve. Thank you to everybody who nominated me. It 3360 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:36,440 {\an1}deserve. Thank you to everybody who nominated me. It means 3361 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:36,680 {\an1}deserve. Thank you to everybody who nominated me. It means a 3362 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,840 {\an1}deserve. Thank you to everybody who nominated me. It means a lot. 3363 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:48,840 {\an1}That's it for the 2025 Hans Awards. 3364 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:49,240 {\an1}Bad 3365 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:49,440 {\an1}Bad news! 3366 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:49,640 {\an1}Bad news! We 3367 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:49,840 {\an1}Bad news! We have 3368 00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,480 {\an1}Bad news! We have just 3369 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:52,720 {\an1}Bad news! We have just heard 3370 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:52,960 {\an1}Bad news! We have just heard that 3371 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:53,200 {\an1}Bad news! We have just heard that Hillsy 3372 00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:53,440 {\an1}Bad news! We have just heard that Hillsy isn't 3373 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:53,680 {\an1}Bad news! We have just heard that Hillsy isn't going 3374 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:53,920 {\an1}Bad news! We have just heard that Hillsy isn't going to 3375 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:54,160 {\an1}Bad news! We have just heard that Hillsy isn't going to make 3376 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:54,400 {\an1}Bad news! We have just heard that Hillsy isn't going to make it 3377 00:46:54,400 --> 00:47:03,960 {\an1}Bad news! We have just heard that Hillsy isn't going to make it back. 3378 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,920 {\an1}And our final Hans Award goes to a very special person. 3379 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:12,040 {\an1}Please put your hands together for Matt's nurse, Sharon Gill. 3380 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:12,320 {\an1}Oh, 3381 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:12,560 {\an1}Oh, my 3382 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,680 {\an1}Oh, my God! 3383 00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,280 {\an1}Thanks for watching The Last Leg Of Stand Up To Cancer. 3384 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:18,520 {\an1}Our names are Josh Widdicombe. 3385 00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:19,560 {\an1}And Alex Brooker. 3386 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:24,840 {\an1}See you next week for the next leg. 3387 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:28,600 {\an1}# I can be your Hans, baby I can Hans away the pain 3388 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:38,520 {\an1}# I will Hans by you forever You can take my Hans away...